Big Brother S26 E38 (2024)
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00:00Previously on Big Brother!
00:05Chelsea earned her way to finale night by becoming H.O.H.
00:09Chelsea, you are the new head of household.
00:12Form H.O.H. final three, let's go!
00:17And her ally Mackenzie would join her by winning the final veto.
00:22Yet another veto win!
00:25This was a must win for me, and I won it.
00:29With the sole power to evict.
00:32This might be my chance to take out Cam.
00:35I do not think he would take me to the final two.
00:38Mackenzie was going to put Cam on the lam.
00:41I am thinking that Rubina is more likely to take me to the end over Cam.
00:48But after Chelsea worked her magic.
00:51I would take Cam to the final three because I can say I've carried him.
00:57And I would be afraid of sitting on the final two next to Rubina.
01:04And Cam pledged his loyalty.
01:07I think that could be beneficial for me.
01:11Me? What do you mean? What could be beneficial for you?
01:15You going to the end with me.
01:17Mackenzie said bye bye to Rubina.
01:21I have to make a game decision that I feel I can keep my head held high with.
01:25And respect to give me that.
01:27That being said, Rubina, I'm so sorry, but I am going to have to evict you tonight.
01:33Now, with the final three set.
01:37Cam, Mackenzie and Chelsea will look back at this wild season.
01:42Witness the insane.
01:44Who's clipping their toes in here?
01:46Intimate.
01:51And inconceivable moments you didn't see.
01:55Plus, BB-16 winner Derek is back.
02:00How will his return impact part one of the final three part head of household competition?
02:06Which kicks off tonight.
02:08Find out right now on Big Brother.
02:14Three, two, one.
02:25Love you guys.
02:27Love you so much Rubina.
02:29Love you, love you.
02:31Love you Rubina.
02:33It's me.
02:38All a freaking Lulia. I mean, geez.
02:42If you would have asked me on day five, if I was going to make it to day 90.
02:46I would have told you absolutely not.
02:49I voted to evict Rubina because I came into this house wanting to remain loyal to those who are loyal to me.
02:58Chelsea and Cam made it very clear that we were working together.
03:01So I wanted to stay loyal to that since they were staying loyal to me.
03:05That was hard.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Final three, black boy survivor.
03:10Once again, the chameleon is still chameleonizing all throughout the house.
03:14I'm just hyped right now.
03:16I've been rocking with McKenzie and Chelsea for a while now.
03:19So it feels great to just be loyal.
03:22It's going to be tough to go up against either of the two ladies.
03:24But I'm down for the challenge, especially if I win these two competitions.
03:28I am just itching for a win. I'm overdue for one.
03:31So that's the first step.
03:32I probably would not have been in this house without y'all.
03:34Seriously.
03:35I wouldn't have been in this house without you.
03:39You're welcome.
03:40Love you.
03:41It feels so phenomenal to be in the final three.
03:45This is a super fan's dream come true.
03:49McKenzie sending Rubina home was the best move for my game.
03:53I have Cam in the final three with me.
03:56Alongside with McKenzie, who have both said they would take me to the final two.
04:04So going into the final three, I feel protected on all fronts.
04:08This is amazing.
04:10Final three, baby. Cheers.
04:15It smells like feet.
04:17Oh, fancy.
04:20Is this lobster?
04:22Stop it right now.
04:24Okay.
04:26All right.
04:29Blessed to be here with y'all two specifically because I love our other house guests.
04:35Love and miss them dearly.
04:36They were so amazing.
04:39What a house guest.
04:41A hoot.
04:42That's one word for her.
04:48Man, it was such a beautiful day out there.
04:51I know.
04:52Gosh.
04:53Maybe they'll open it.
04:54I just want to go outside.
04:56I know.
04:57I know.
04:58I know.
04:59I know.
05:00I know.
05:01I know.
05:02I know.
05:03I know.
05:04I know.
05:05I know.
05:06I know.
05:07I know.
05:08I know.
05:09We all do impressions, or we love to do accents and voices all the time.
05:13So Angela whipping out her Jennifer Coolidge impression, it's very good.
05:18She should definitely be Jennifer Coolidge probably.
05:21I just want to go back outside real bad.
05:24Thank you for coming to my party.
05:28It feels so good to be a big brother.
05:33I can get into her.
05:35She's my spirit animal.
05:36I love Jennifer Coolidge.
05:37I just want to put that out there.
05:38You got to shrivel up your face.
05:40Kind of be like Jennifer Coolidge.
05:44Oh my God.
05:46All these stairs.
05:48That's too good.
05:49This parking got my ass.
05:52I would say that one of the most wild house guests was Tucker.
05:58Look at this.
05:59Winning smile.
06:00Winning energy.
06:01Great hair.
06:02Sexy legs.
06:04Tucker makes me feel like a normal person.
06:12He winked at me.
06:15Someone can do a lot more with that money than I can.
06:18I couldn't understand.
06:20Yeah.
06:23He's so weird, but I like him.
06:25You could not write a character like that.
06:27There might be a lot of Tuckers in this world.
06:30But there's only one Tucker.
06:35Tucker.
06:36He'd be like this about anything, bro.
06:38And if you like the face.
06:46Good night, T-Core.
06:53Yeah, I might look like a dog and act like it.
06:55But I might be a pussy cat in the corner.
06:59He's so weird.
07:02Yeah, we're done.
07:03Nah.
07:05Tucker is literally an amoeba.
07:09I said amoeba.
07:10What's the word about something weird?
07:11An enigma.
07:16I will say one thing about my guy, Tucker.
07:19He loves to shake things up.
07:20He shook them up a lot with the Vito meeting.
07:22For sure.
07:23There was never another season that has probably as many crazy Vito meetings as we did.
07:28We use a Vito.
07:2911 times in a row is absolutely crazy.
07:32Go us.
07:33Go us.
07:37I have decided to use the power of Vito on myself.
07:43On myself.
07:45It's big brother.
07:46Expect the unexpected.
07:47Here you go, Angela.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Mackenzie, I'm sorry for taking your place on plot.
07:55No hard feelings.
07:59It's a stupid ass move.
08:00Yeah.
08:01I mean, I hope.
08:02That was not the plan.
08:04Sorry.
08:05You were not supposed to be up here.
08:06This Vito meeting is adjourned.
08:08Actually, it's not.
08:12I'm using America's Vito to save myself from the block.
08:15Sorry, guys.
08:21This is big brother.
08:24This is big brother.
08:26I have decided to use the power of Vito on myself.
08:33I hope everybody is comfortably seated because it's about to get really uncomfortable in here for a lot of people.
08:39There's a lot of lies and a lot of snakes here.
08:41So, Quinn.
08:48On myself.
08:49On Angela.
08:56Angela.
09:02Chemo.
09:05Chemo.
09:10I love you all.
09:11Angela, I love you.
09:12But, of course, I have to use it on myself.
09:14You used it, babe.
09:15You used it.
09:17The drama in the Vito meeting was crazy.
09:19But do you remember that time, Tucker and Cedric, after when he saved Angela, when they got into it?
09:25Oh, my.
09:26It was the meeting after the meeting that was crazy.
09:28I'm saying.
09:31Hash it out.
09:32Yes.
09:33Right now.
09:38So, what happened?
09:39What do you mean what happened?
09:41You blindsided me is what I mean, bro.
09:44I told you in the morning.
09:45I told you exactly.
09:46You told me in the morning.
09:47Yo, Tucker, I talked to everyone last night.
09:48I don't think we have the numbers.
09:49I said I don't give a…
09:51I cut you off.
09:52I said I don't give a…
09:53I cut you off.
09:54I said I don't give a…
09:55About the numbers.
09:56I said use the Vito on yourself.
09:57No, you did not, bro.
09:58Are you serious?
09:59I swear when we watch it back, that's exactly what happened.
10:01The Vito.
10:02Use it on yourself.
10:03I talked to a bunch of people last night.
10:04I don't.
10:05We don't have the votes.
10:06I don't give a…
10:07I'm still doing it.
10:09And even if you did say that, which you didn't.
10:11Okay.
10:12I said I don't give a…
10:13We got a plan.
10:14You have nothing to worry about, bro.
10:16It's my HOH.
10:17You're not on the block.
10:19What do you mean, dog?
10:20I said use the Vito on yourself.
10:22No, you did not, dog.
10:24If you did, why wouldn't I use the Vito on myself?
10:27I don't know.
10:28Why would I stay up there?
10:29I'm telling you.
10:30I didn't blindside you.
10:31I'm sorry.
10:32Yes, you did.
10:33Okay.
10:34That's what it's going to have to be.
10:35That's exactly what it is.
10:36You can't even look at me in the eyes, bro, because you feel so guilty.
10:38No, I just don't want to get into it with you.
10:40Look, I don't feel guilty in no type of way.
10:42Like I said earlier, bro, I'm gunning for you.
10:44You're my number one target now.
10:46You wanted to not get your hands dirty.
10:47I said use me.
10:48Keep digging your grave, bro.
10:50I'm coming back from that AI arena, and I'm going to bust your ass up there.
10:53I hope so, too.
10:55The truth will prevail.
10:56The truth will always prevail.
10:57I agree, and I hope it does.
10:59We've said the same thing back and forth.
11:01You feel played.
11:02I feel like I didn't play you.
11:03That's what it is.
11:04That's what it is.
11:05Cool, dude.
11:06Have a good conscience.
11:07Hope you sleep well tonight.
11:11Y'all know who I really miss?
11:13Who?
11:14My fellow Texan.
11:15Brooklyn.
11:16Brooklyn.
11:17Brooklyn.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19That's my girl.
11:20About Brooklyn, did you know that she was a bit of a conspiracy theorist?
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:30Those towels are so soft.
11:31They are.
11:32They're like blankets.
11:34Okay, who here believes we've been to the moon?
11:39I believe we've been to the moon.
11:43Do you believe someone has stepped out and onto the moon?
11:48Oh, brother.
11:49I think I know where we're going with this, and it's just like, please don't.
11:52I don't believe we've been to the moon.
11:56Brooklyn.
11:57Dude, it's 2024.
11:59The Earth is round, and we definitely landed on the moon.
12:03You're from Texas.
12:04Houston wouldn't lie.
12:05We go to space a good amount of times now.
12:08Allegedly.
12:10We allegedly go to space.
12:14I feel a little bit like Cliff Hogg.
12:16The moon landing.
12:17Do you think we did, or do you think we didn't?
12:19I know a whole lot of people who've worked for NASA, and if there was a conspiracy, there's
12:24no way they would have kept it secret.
12:26Do you really want to know what's out there?
12:28Absolutely not.
12:30You know, Brooklyn asks the questions that no one's asked before.
12:33Have you ever thought about where hamsters come from?
12:43Hmm?
12:44Have you ever seen a hamster in the wild?
12:48Um...
12:49Feel like hamsters are a conspiracy that no one talks about.
12:54Where does Bigfoot buy shoes?
12:57Is the moon made of cheese?
12:59Are hamsters real?
13:02Come to think of it, the only hamsters I'm really seeing right now are just, like, the
13:07house guests.
13:08We got them out of wear, and we're like, you know what?
13:11You don't belong here.
13:12Let's make you pets.
13:14Tell me when you have ever seen a wild hamster.
13:19I'll wait.
13:21They are generated in the lab where Tucker was made.
13:26Lacrosse uses 12 players on each team.
13:31Tucker and hamsters.
13:33A.I.s.
13:35Where did a hamster come from first?
13:37Probably Australia, if I had to guess.
13:43The only show this season that's better than Big Brother, I think, was Young Cedric.
13:54That was a whole cast production.
13:56It involves everybody.
14:01Is Young Cedric set in a city, or is Young Cedric set in a rural town?
14:05I think it can be fictional.
14:07In this baby house, things can get pretty boring.
14:10I think Cedric has the star power to carry his own show.
14:13Young Cedric.
14:15Maybe we can pitch it to the CBS executives as a replacement for Young Sheldon.
14:19I'm bringing back the American sitcom.
14:21I think we need a scene set.
14:23Jessica is going to Cedric's house to meet your parents for the first time.
14:27No, my mom.
14:29You're my mom.
14:31This is Young Cedric.
14:32We have all the TV tropes that you could want on an American sitcom.
14:37We have Cedric as Young Cedric.
14:40Brooklyn as Cedric's mom, Mama C.
14:42Tucker as Cedric's troubled girlfriend, Jessica.
14:45And Kimo as Cedric's best friend, Kimo.
14:49We ran out of ideas for the names.
14:51Never back to the camera.
14:54Here are some of my personal favorite episodes.
14:56An all-time classic when Cedric brings home his girlfriend to introduce to his mom for the first time.
15:02How long have you known this girl?
15:05Not that long.
15:06I met her last night.
15:09He has no acting range whatsoever, but I really think we have something here.
15:13You're pregnant?
15:14I don't even know.
15:15I told you about this.
15:17She's not even cute.
15:19There's a life lesson wrapped up in each episode.
15:21Like the after school special where Cedric finds a dead body.
15:24There was someone on the street with a ladder on top of him.
15:27I don't know what to do.
15:28I touched the body trying to move the ladder off.
15:30I think he was a lot.
15:31And my prints are all over the body.
15:33The writing in Young Cedric sure is interesting.
15:37That's for sure.
15:38Why didn't you call the cops first thing?
15:40I didn't call the cops because I thought he was going to be okay.
15:43I thought he was going to be alright.
15:44So I went to go grab him like, hey, go get this ladder off me.
15:47And then he was like, dead.
15:50So what do we call the cops?
15:52Or is it going to look like I killed one?
15:54This is not the vision I had with Young Cedric.
15:56Some people should definitely not quit their day jobs.
15:59Cut, cut, cut.
16:00Who's writing this show?
16:02It's so bad.
16:03It's not good.
16:05Wait, is that mom?
16:08It's a really bad show.
16:10Young Cedric, he has a decision to make.
16:16Young Cedric, which path will he take?
16:21Young Cedric, stop it, man.
16:25Young Cedric.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:29Hello, is this the top executive at CBS?
16:31Hi, it's Joseph.
16:32We are going to be so rich.
16:34We are going to be so rich.
16:35What do you guys think about the new episodes of Young Cedric?
16:38Hello?
16:40Hello?
16:41It's time for America's Vote.
16:51The Big Brother house guests have fought hard.
16:54And now you get to award your favorite house guest $50,000 on Sunday, October 13th.
17:01To pick which player you want to win, go to cbs.com and vote now.
17:08For online voting, go to cbs.com slash ppvote.
17:10Maximum 10 online votes are earnable per person per day.
17:12Votes will be accepted until October 13th, 2024 at 9 a.m. Pacific time.
17:15Another house guest that was very interesting this season was Joseph.
17:20He told me he was the Dr. Will of this show.
17:24But Joseph is just no Dr. Will.
17:26It was a Dr. No.
17:31So far this season, I've been laying low in competitions as a strategy to not come off super threatening to people.
17:37Because I honestly didn't think my social game would be as good as it has been.
17:41I feel like that's really been the thing that's scaring me.
17:43I think that if you and me got to the end together, I think I would have a very good chance.
17:48You know what I'm saying?
17:50What?
17:54What?
17:56Crazy.
17:57He was like, I was up there against you in the end, I'd win.
17:59That's what he told you?
18:01Yep.
18:02Wait, you're talking about Joseph?
18:04Yep.
18:05That is crazy.
18:07I'm the master.
18:10I don't know who the icons are. It's super hard to discern in here.
18:14I think definitely you, me, and Tucker are the top guys.
18:17I really like puzzles!
18:19Everyone else is kind of boring.
18:22I feel like I've been playing an excellent game so far.
18:26I feel like once they get to the jury house, they'll kind of understand what a great game I've been playing.
18:31Let's do the airtime power rankings.
18:33What are you considering for airtime?
18:35Competitions, DRs, everything.
18:37Kenny's still last, so 16 is Kenny, 15 is Lisa.
18:42I'll say Leah.
18:4314.
18:4414.
18:45Damn.
18:46Cam, 12 or 13, interchangeable.
18:48Appreciate the honesty, guys.
18:49Sorry, man.
18:50Number A, I think it might be Chelsea.
18:52And then I think me.
18:53He put his power ranking over me?
18:57I am offended.
18:58What house have you lived in?
18:59If I got to the end and I didn't win a single thing, I think I could win.
19:03I've modeled my game after some of the greatest players to ever play this.
19:06Like, what was that dude's name?
19:07He didn't win a single comp, and he won the game.
19:09He's like a great player.
19:11Like, he's like a legend.
19:12In the sense that I don't really care about winning these competitions.
19:15I think they're pointless.
19:16Will.
19:18Yeah, he didn't win a single thing.
19:20Will Kirby is probably the best player in Big Brother history.
19:25To compare yourself to Will, that, that's amazing.
19:33God, it's so much work being the mastermind.
19:35I'm such a genius.
19:37It seems like everybody's coming to me wanting to be the ringleader and wanting me to make all the decisions.
19:43Joseph, what should we do?
19:45Oh, you're a good player.
19:46Oh, you're smart.
19:47I didn't ever expect to be, like, the ringleader.
19:49I always thought I would be the guy to slide on the radar.
19:53Good night, buddy.
19:54Good night.
19:55I'm going to win this show if this keeps going this way.
20:00Ringleader is crazy.
20:08What?
20:09Ringleader is nuts.
20:11He's drunk.
20:12You're, you're crazy.
20:14No.
20:16I'm getting a mastermind edit.
20:18Oh, I love it.
20:19Oh, I love it.
20:20You know, this is a very emotional house.
20:23And you know what's great?
20:25That a lot of us probably went into that diary room and cried it all out.
20:30Mmm.
20:31Yeah.
20:35Whoa.
20:37You see that?
20:38Do I look good on camera?
20:41This is crazy.
20:42Oh, no.
20:43My, my pants are still wet.
20:46I'm going to sit here before me because it's kind of wet.
20:49It's okay.
20:50It'll dry.
20:51Right?
20:52Okay.
20:53Is this couch dry finally?
20:54Whose toenail?
20:55I have found multiple toe slash fingernails in here.
21:00I'm looking if there's any other toenails in here.
21:02People are gross.
21:03Who's clipping their toes in here?
21:05Does my hair look good?
21:06Do my hands look better like this today?
21:09Like this today?
21:11Like this today?
21:12No, not that today.
21:13But they look good, right?
21:14It's going in great, right?
21:16It's crazy.
21:17It's crazy.
21:18Mackenzie.
21:19I love her.
21:20If there is a mirror in front of her.
21:24Are you about to say ass on TV?
21:26I'm talking to you.
21:27This is very important.
21:28I love this game and.
21:31Chemo.
21:32Oh, sorry.
21:33But we're having a conversation.
21:45Oh, I need a second.
21:48I don't know why I'm crying so much.
21:54Oh, stop crying.
21:56Stop it.
21:58It's just so like frustrating.
22:00My emotions are a mess.
22:11Yeah.
22:15That's tough.
22:17That's my mom.
22:21I can't do this.
22:25I don't know.
22:27It's just annoying.
22:30I just miss my family a lot.
22:35And my dog a lot.
22:38I'm giving you everything I got.
22:40Oh, my God.
22:43I'll be fine.
22:44I just need a second.
22:47I'm an ugly crier, so I need to figure this out.
22:49How can you freaking cry and be a big old baby about this?
22:55I'm happy.
22:58And I'm sad at the same time.
23:02Figure it out.
23:03It just hurts my feelings.
23:08I don't like to be like this.
23:12I thought I was done crying.
23:13This is so stupid.
23:15I feel so dumb.
23:17I'd rather just cry in here.
23:23I hate that I'm a crybaby here.
23:25I hate it.
23:26I don't know.
23:28I never cry like this ever.
23:30I don't know what they're thinking.
23:33I never cried so much as an adult.
23:38Can I hold on to a tissue, guys?
23:40I think there's gonna be waterworks.
23:45Obviously, everybody here has been amazing.
23:49Having everybody as roommates has been hilarious.
23:53The pranks, the stories, the scaring.
23:55I'm gonna miss it.
23:56Mackenzie, you easily get scared more than anybody.
23:59Oh, anybody. You win.
24:00Number one.
24:01I do jump easily.
24:07Hello, love.
24:10Big brother, what am I doing?
24:13Scaring people is fun.
24:15It's just fun.
24:17If I can possibly jump out and scare someone,
24:20of course I'm gonna do it.
24:22I love it.
24:23Do we need anything?
24:24Sorry, baby.
24:25Yeah, I need flour.
24:26Faster!
24:39Sorry, I saw an opportunity.
24:45Someone comes in here.
24:50Oh my God, you scared me.
24:51Did I scare you?
24:52Yeah, I was like, I thought I heard someone.
24:57Oh my God.
25:07I trusted you, Tucker.
25:09Oh my God.
25:10I came in here to get a booger out of my nose.
25:12I'm pretty sure it came out.
25:15Oh my God.
25:16Jerks.
25:17Jerks.
25:25That way.
25:26Boom!
25:30Boom!
25:34You are so lucky.
25:37You are so lucky.
25:39Robina has been hiding in the cracks and crevices,
25:41scaring everybody for weeks now,
25:43and I think it's time she gets a taste of her own medicine.
25:46So lucky.
25:59Mackenzie, you get scared easily,
26:01but you trip easily.
26:03Your own two feet are your worst enemy.
26:06How do you trip upstairs?
26:07Upstairs?
26:08Leave me alone.
26:09Because I definitely was not the only one who fell in this house.
26:16Oh, there's Angela.
26:18We should hide.
26:19We shouldn't be in her vision.
26:30There are a lot of clumsy people in this house.
26:32I'm one of them, and I will own that.
26:35But I also have big feet, and also the earth moves a lot.
26:39What's everyone else's excuse?
26:42Oh my God.
26:43Not my shoes on.
26:47Oh my God.
27:03Plate snaps in half.
27:08Toast falls off the stairs onto the ground below.
27:11No!
27:14My coffee hits the ground, splashes up.
27:17Hey, are you okay?
27:18Are you okay?
27:19I'm good.
27:20Who gives a heck about my body?
27:23I just did my frickin' hair.
27:26I have coffee in my hair, and I'm pissed.
27:30That fall, I know.
27:33It was good.
27:34As a spectator, I'm telling you,
27:35that would have been like a 10 out of 10 fall.
27:39Oh, that's gonna be a fail of a cliff.
27:43You know, I loved having roommates,
27:45but one thing I didn't love,
27:47you guys all got a taste of during Janky World.
27:50Angela's snoring.
27:51Oh my goodness.
27:58She's already snoring.
28:02She's already snoring.
28:08She's gonna throw something at her.
28:10She's already snoring.
28:15Listen, I can dance, I can sing,
28:18I'll eat pizza and ice cream all day, all night,
28:21but hearing Angela snoring is where I draw the dang line.
28:30Out of the way.
28:31How is this real?
28:38Oh my God.
28:57Get her.
28:58She's scared.
28:59Get her.
29:00You dragged it.
29:03You just threw it away.
29:09Janky World, you know what was the worst?
29:12Not being able to eat anything but pizza and ice cream.
29:17I just wish we could have requested vegetables.
29:21Something.
29:22Yes.
29:23One thing that is good about Big Brother is
29:24you don't always get what you want,
29:25but you can go to the dining room and request it.
29:30And I mean, while we're getting settled,
29:31I'd like to make a request if I could.
29:33I just need to request more of these.
29:35I finally do have one request.
29:37Because this is the place to make requests.
29:40Can we get a normal-sized broom, please?
29:43And I would love a disposable camera.
29:45Any socks that have grips on the bottom.
29:48Camel Crusher cigarettes.
29:49Diet Coke and a bag of ice.
29:51Can I get a new shaky cup?
29:52Do you think we could get, like, slipper glue?
29:54They're making ice and everybody's touching it
29:56and it's gross and, um, yeah.
29:58Some cuticle cutters.
29:59I would love some of my pans.
30:01I haven't found one, if it exists,
30:04but, like, a brush that we could scrub
30:06the tile of the bathroom floor with.
30:08I cleaned the bathroom today.
30:10How to train your dragon.
30:12The name of the dragon,
30:13obviously the cute black one, is Toothless.
30:15But what is the name of the kid who rides Toothless?
30:18They go like this, like, every time.
30:22Peg leg.
30:23A trampoline for outside.
30:25Little foot.
30:26These rubber ducky swim trunks.
30:28Am I ever gonna see them again?
30:29Pick up.
30:30Pick up!
30:32Pick up!
30:33I'm off Have Nots tonight.
30:34There's just different things that I eat.
30:37There aren't any more french fries.
30:39I am used to stuff from the farmer's market.
30:44I want a BLTA.
30:45Dried fruit.
30:46I can taste it.
30:47I just want it so bad.
30:48Chicken from Whole Foods.
30:50Please give me real bacon.
30:52Even impossible meat.
30:53I haven't eaten today and I'm holding out,
30:55so I'm hoping for it.
30:57Is it, like, asking too much?
31:00Real bacon.
31:03The three of us, we have learned a lot about each other.
31:05Mackenzie, you taught us how to flirt.
31:08I mean, yeah.
31:09I'm pretty good at it.
31:10I got first romance of the season.
31:12Were there some real feelings between you and Cam?
31:15Don't lie to me.
31:17Between me and Cam?
31:18Oh my god!
31:23Can you get off me and TK's bed?
31:25Dude, calm your voice.
31:29Spots.
31:32I appreciate you so much.
31:34You don't.
31:35I think me and Mackenzie on paper are, like, truly a perfect match.
31:39I think we're both in similar seasons of life.
31:42Hey guys.
31:44MJ's Moments.
31:46What are you saying?
31:47MJ Moments?
31:48MJ's Moments.
31:49This is Mad Moments.
31:51Mad Moments is back.
31:54You can't take the M's.
31:55No.
31:56Here's a recap of so far of today.
31:58Oh no.
32:00Okay.
32:02Whoa.
32:03Not my weave and my hat.
32:05What's up, America?
32:06It's Mackenzie with Mackenzie Moments.
32:09I don't like Mackenzie Moments.
32:11The game's been difficult for my play.
32:14I'm sharing a bed with TKOR.
32:16Oh! TKOR!
32:21I'm sorry.
32:22I just can't take you seriously.
32:24There's definitely, like, a little sparkle she's got.
32:27It's, like, overwhelming gratitude that, like, I get to meet a girl of that caliber.
32:31Like, look how similar I'm nailing her.
32:38And this is what she'll do. She'll go...
32:42That was actually pretty.
32:48Matt's great, but he obviously wasn't here long.
32:51I feel it's more of, like, a flirt-mance, maybe, you know?
32:54So, we'll see what happens after.
32:57But Tucker and Rubina?
32:58That's a showman.
32:59That's a showman.
33:04So, tomorrow, the fishies?
33:08Kill him.
33:10Why is this question so important?
33:16I like the way that your abs glisten in the sun.
33:19Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so pretty.
33:22Stop. Stop.
33:24No, you look cute.
33:26Your dad, Jim Carrey.
33:34Me and Tucker are pretty close.
33:36At this point, who doesn't know that we have something?
33:40Okay.
33:45And we hear the screams from inside the HOH room.
34:04Yeah, cat's out the bag, everybody. Couldn't hide it anymore.
34:07Here's the bag and here's the cat.
34:09Here's the cat.
34:24This is crazy, because, you know, I love love.
34:33Tequina, Tequina. All right?
34:35I love it. You love it. America loves it.
34:39Romance is real.
34:44I'm not going to have any friends after this game.
34:49Not everyone got into a show mess, but there was a lot of love in this house.
34:53We were like a big family. We even became a band.
34:58It was fire, though.
34:59Y'all have taught me a lot about music in here.
35:09In the big brother house.
35:11Remember the good times that we had.
35:14Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
35:16Remember the chillin' in the back.
35:19In the big brother house.
35:21Remember when O-Tiff cussed us out.
35:24When this granny got goo'd up on.
35:27When Tucker would say, oh yeah.
35:29In the big brother house.
35:32Remember when we found Cam's gun.
35:35And Kima was acting dumb.
35:37And I was having fun.
35:39In the big brother house.
35:42I remember I was walking in.
35:45Not knowing if I was going to win.
35:47But then I saw the fishies lose their fins.
35:49In the big brother house.
35:51Remember when I left my floss on the floor.
35:54And we ate some really good s'mores.
35:56And then Cam slamming all the doors.
35:59In the big brother house.
36:01Remember when Matt got evicted first.
36:04Man, that really was the worst.
36:06But it was a blessing, not a curse.
36:08In the big brother house.
36:11Remember when I could barely reach the stove.
36:13Remember when T-Core wore her robe.
36:15And we publicly announced our love.
36:18In the big brother house.
36:20Remember the panic from the show.
36:23When I burst my first count veto.
36:25Remember the clown in front of my toes.
36:28In the big brother house.
36:30And when Joseph Pickle kissed.
36:32Joseph Pickle kissed.
36:35Joseph Pickle kissed.
36:37In the big brother house.
36:40Remember the good times that we had.
36:42Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
36:45Remember the chillin' in the pad.
36:47In the big brother house.
36:50Remember the good times that we had.
36:53Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
36:55Remember the chillin' in the pad.
36:58In the big brother house.
37:06Great job, everybody.
37:08Great job.
37:09Great job.
37:10Nice.
37:13Look at us, guys.
37:15Look at us.
37:16We made it.
37:17We did it.
37:18I wouldn't want anybody else at this table.
37:20This just feels right.
37:21Feels great.
37:22Feels right.
37:23Iconic.
37:24Hashtag iconic.
37:26Happy to be with all my dogs.
37:27At the crib.
37:28Cheers.
37:30What is that?
37:34What is that?
37:35Oh, is that in the living room?
37:41Oh, my God.
37:42Oh.
37:43What the heck?
37:44What is that?
37:46Oh.
37:47I don't have much time.
37:48I've gone back undercover.
37:49That's Derek.
37:50The government recruited me to take down Ainsley,
37:52but she's just too powerful.
37:54Oh, no.
37:55The only way to take her down is from the inside,
37:58which means it's up to you.
38:00Now, she made a critical mistake
38:02during the final veto competition
38:03by giving you the passcode to access her system.
38:07So your first mission is to get in
38:09and destroy her power source.
38:12I'll be in touch via communication she can't trace.
38:15Good luck.
38:16The human race is counting on you.
38:19The human race?
38:20So we got to get in and shut her down.
38:22Iconic.
38:23That was the winner of Big Brother 16,
38:26Derek.
38:27He was an undercover cop,
38:29and now he's telling us he's going back undercover
38:31to take out Ainsley?
38:33I love him even more.
38:34Derek, if you need your girl's help,
38:36you got it.
38:37Well, that was fun while it lasted.
38:39Sounds like it's going to be a long night, guys.
38:41It's time to shut down some AI.
38:43Let's shut Ainsley down.
38:45Shut Ainsley down.
38:47What's working me since day one, girl?
38:56Welcome to part one of the final three-part
39:11Welcome to part one of the final three-part
39:13Head of Households competition.
39:15The stakes could literally not be higher
39:17because the winner of tonight's competition
39:19will automatically advance to part three
39:21on finale night.
39:22And more importantly,
39:23shut down Ainsley's power source.
39:25Here's your assignment.
39:26The passcode you secured has allowed you
39:28to enter Ainsley's system.
39:30Ainsley is trying to destroy the human race,
39:33so you need to fly these aerial assault bots
39:36and sever her power source.
39:38These aerial assault bots are incredibly advanced
39:41and very difficult to fly.
39:43To make matters worse,
39:44Ainsley's AI army will be trying to take you down
39:47with their laser defense system.
39:49Only the last one hanging on
39:51will be able to complete this mission
39:53and shut down the power source.
39:55As a thank you for your service,
39:57you will be declared the winner of part one
39:59of the final Head of Households competition.
40:02The two house guests who don't complete the mission
40:04must face off against each other in HOH part two.
40:07It's time to sever the source.
40:10We're counting on you.
40:12Derek.
40:13Oh my gosh,
40:14I'm about to compete in the first part
40:16of the final HOH,
40:17and I can already tell this is going to be
40:19a tough endurance competition.
40:21However,
40:22I'm going to do my best to hold on for dear life,
40:25because whoever wins this final HOH
40:27not only makes it to final two,
40:29but they get to decide who they want to take with them.
40:32In order to win the final HOH,
40:34I need to win two out of the three competitions.
40:37I have worked too hard and made it too far
40:39to be thrown out at the end,
40:41so let's go, baby.
40:44I really need to win.
40:46This is the most crucial competition of the season,
40:51because that automatically gets me
40:53to the third and final game.
40:55I have won nine competitions this season,
40:58and I need to keep this streak going.
41:00So a lot is riding on this for me,
41:02and I better play hard.
41:06I'm going to win.
41:07I'm going to win.
41:08I'm going to win.
41:09I'm going to win.
41:10I'm going to win.
41:11And I better pull it out,
41:13because if I don't,
41:15I think I might be walking out of here third.
41:23Everything is on the line.
41:24All my dogs watching me right now.
41:26The pressure is on.
41:27In order to get to those final two chairs,
41:29I have to win two out of the three of the HOH competitions,
41:32and it starts with part one.
41:33I was this close to winning the most important veto competition,
41:36so now I need to win this HOH competition,
41:39so then I can show the jury I win when I need to win most,
41:42and that is huge.
41:55Who will win the final three-part Head of Household competition
41:59and decide who to bring with them to the final two?
42:03And which house guests will the jury of seven
42:05crown the winner of BB26?
42:09Plus, who did you choose, America, as your favorite player?
42:13Find out Sunday night at 9, 8 central,
42:16live on the two-hour season finale of Big Brother.
42:40Did you ever just have one of those days?
42:43You do have a lot going on.
42:44I'm fine.
42:45You just lost your dad.
42:47You got a brand new baby, an unemployed wife,
42:50you got no money.
42:51Okay, okay.
42:54Lots of guys struggle with emotional stuff.
42:56What do you do?
42:57Eating healthy and exercise.
43:01Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
43:03To Mandy, Georgie, and their new home.
43:05Premieres CBS Thursday at 8, 7 central
43:08and streaming on Paramount+.