Campus Police is a mockumentary film chronicling a week in the line of duty for two campus police officers at a college | dG1fcDVCSnJrV2Z6Y00
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00:00Okay. You ready? Okay. I'm Officer Colin McCoy. I have been a campus police officer for five
00:19years. Next up, Officer Dan Foley. The D is silent. At first glance, this place may seem
00:25like a sweet little college town. Don't let him deceive you. What seems to be the problem,
00:30officers? Approximately a little bit ago, there was a man spotted in the Center for
00:35the Arts flashing his little general. We intend to get to the bottom of it. If we really want
00:39to get something out of these people, we've got to change up our interrogation tactics
00:42a little bit. Get more intense on them. It seems that we've got bad guys. Who's the flasher?
00:46I don't know who it is. Or maybe you are the flasher. The flasher is a man. I'm terrified.
00:52I've been in my apartment all morning. We are on the trail of a potentially dangerous drug.
00:56You want to be the narcs. I don't have to tell you anything. Why aren't people taking us more
01:00seriously? We're the only good cops in Corrupt Town, Foley. Oh, hiya, boys. Save it, you smug
01:06bastard. Calm down, Dan. The D is silent. How would you pronounce that, Dan? That's not my name!
01:23You go high, I'll go low.
01:27He's resisting! Go! Go! We gotta go!
01:35Hola. Como esta usted?
01:48What have you done to him?
01:53No!
01:57It's amazing. It's a full-blown conspiracy.
02:01Who the hell are you guys?
02:04Who are we?
02:08We're the bitches that are about to make your life a whole lot more difficult.
02:15So somebody who you don't know, that you didn't invite to a party he couldn't have known about,
02:20got in, and now he won't leave. Something like that.
02:25I smell something fishy.
02:30I smell it too, McCoy.