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00:00So I tell you something, Mil Mortes,
00:03as soon as you're healed up, you want a real challenge,
00:06I'll break you in half.
00:07You are not even in my league.
00:09You want to throw down?
00:11Hell, we can do it right here, right now.
00:14Oh, God!
00:16Mundo skirts away and lives to fight another day.
00:21Chavito!
00:22Mexicano's coming for you!
00:25Oh, boy!
00:27That's Tejano!
00:28Tejano, who has a hell of a beef with Chavo Guerrero.
00:33Chavo's days here have to be numbered.
00:37Johnny Mundo out for some revenge.
00:40Turn around, Cage!
00:41Bam!
00:42Cage is so pissed off right now.
00:45Oh!
00:46Johnny Mundo attempted to even the score with Cage.
00:50Was unsuccessful.
00:52Hey, Johnny!
00:53I'm not a man!
00:54I'm a machine!
00:57Hell yeah!
01:09Maestro.
01:13For years, Ian Hodgkinson locked away Vampiro
01:17in the dark corner of his mind.
01:20So Vampiro had no choice but to take control.
01:24Ian had no idea that I was secretly running the show.
01:28Ian thought it was just his nightmares,
01:31just the voices in his head.
01:33But as he tried to silence me...
01:39I sought out an apprentice, a man so vicious
01:42he could not only follow in my footsteps,
01:45but a man who would make Ian's nightmares a reality.
01:50A man who would free Vampiro from Ian's mind
01:52and let me live again.
01:59Maestro!
02:01He's your teacher.
02:03You are ready, my son.
02:07And now, together, nothing can stop us.
02:11No, maestro.
02:13You do not stop until you get what is yours.
02:17Let nothing stand in your way.
02:19Not even her.
02:23Si, maestro.
02:36Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
02:41Hello, everybody, and welcome to Lucha Underground.
02:43We welcome our believers back into the temple.
02:45Now, last year, Johnny Mundo and Cage
02:48had their first ever one-on-one encounter.
02:50Cage was victorious on that night,
02:52but tonight, in our hostile main event,
02:55Johnny Mundo may very well get redemption.
02:58That's not all. Tonight we got four huge matches.
03:02Let's not waste any more time.
03:04Jump on the ring. Let's go. It's lucha time.
03:08The following lucha is scheduled for one fall.
03:12Sorry, Melissa, but we're sick of amateur hour.
03:15Let a professional handle this.
03:20Quiet down!
03:22The hero you never knew you had is about to speak.
03:31Guys, I'm trying to talk!
03:36Yes! Yes!
03:38Yes! Yes!
03:40Before you is the best of the best.
03:43Yes! Yes!
03:45I'm talking better than the rest.
03:47It's the man that haymakers the naysayers.
03:51It's the Dragon Slayer,
03:54Jack Evans!
03:59And just so you know,
04:01you don't need to fear if a dragon should appear,
04:05especially that punk-ass Drago.
04:08We'll all personally make him my little bitch.
04:12Oh, the outspoken and controversial Jack Evans.
04:16That's how you do your job.
04:18Oh.
04:20He does hold a victory over Drago,
04:22misogynistic or not,
04:24Jack certainly thinks very highly of himself.
04:26And his opponent,
04:28from Cape Town, South Africa,
04:31the Darewolf, PJ Black!
04:35All right, now we've come to learn about PJ Black,
04:39a Daredevil-like style in the ring
04:42as well as out of the ring.
04:44But how is that style going to clash or mesh with Jack Evans?
04:48I think it goes like the ring on the finger, bro.
04:51These guys got similar likes, similar dislikes.
04:53They're both kind of agile.
04:55Jack definitely is an icon.
04:57You got to remember, he's one of the first guys
04:59who did this high-flying style.
05:01What's this dude's name from France?
05:03From South Africa, PJ Black.
05:06I'm just kidding. He won me over real quick.
05:08He's also super talented.
05:10Very excited for this one, Matthew.
05:14Yeah, but don't let that smile fool you.
05:17This scintillating surgeon, if you will,
05:20also is very cocky, also has an ego as well.
05:23Let's see what Dr. Black can do in the ring with Jack Evans.
05:26He's a doctor?
05:28Let me tell you something.
05:29I just saw something there that I really liked.
05:31The cockiness aside, he's got concentration in his eyes.
05:35He's focused, no doubt about it.
05:37And I'm speaking about your boy, PJ Black.
05:43There you go.
05:53What would you do?
05:55I wouldn't let that happen.
05:58If I was wrestling you, that's exactly what I would do.
06:00I wouldn't shake your hand.
06:02Full-on Dragon Twist now.
06:04Jack Evans sends PJ Black into the ropes.
06:07Oh!
06:09Heel kick and a punch to the face.
06:12A word of advice for Mr. Evans.
06:14Stay down, son.
06:19Evans quick, quick as well.
06:22PJ now in a bad spot there.
06:25Ow.
06:27Bro, for a guy who got rocked by three shots,
06:30Jack certainly has the intestinal fortitude
06:32to stand back up and keep going.
06:34Yeah, if you've never seen Jack Evans before,
06:37there's nothing I can tell you that you can't see right there.
06:41Flip-flopped him by and poked him in the eye.
06:43How'd you like that?
06:46Nice roll here, keeps it.
06:48Maybe going for a giant suplex.
06:50Shoulders are down.
06:52No, referee Rick Knox only got to a two.
06:55Our opening contest here on Lucha Underground.
07:03PJ now staying close to his opponent.
07:06Black will have a heightened weight advantage.
07:08Evans will have his speed
07:10as well as a, I guess, a tenacity advantage.
07:15There you go.
07:17I was gonna wonder about that myself.
07:19Weight, do you think you outweighed him by that much?
07:21Do you think it makes a difference?
07:23It does in a fight, especially Lucha Libre,
07:25where weight, momentum, hips,
07:27weight on display right there, chest to chest.
07:30Leg is hooked.
07:32I hate to say it, but Jack is getting schooled,
07:35and I never thought I'd see that in a Jack Evans match.
07:38He's getting put in his place pretty quick.
07:41As Jack gets carowacked, PJ Black on the attack.
07:45Oh, okay.
07:47I'm taking away your notes.
07:49I'm taking away your laughs.
07:51No, that came from my brain.
07:53Back to the athleticism of Jack Evans.
07:55Oh!
07:57Oh, my God.
07:59Bro, did you see the extension on that?
08:01I took a drink.
08:03Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother.
08:05There is Drago looking almost looser
08:08for Iphic, if that is a word.
08:11How insane is the tempo right now?
08:13I got Drago behind me.
08:15I left this in front of me, and I got the rock stars in the wind.
08:18What is going on, man?
08:20Jack sees Drago.
08:24Drago now getting nasty with those nunchucks,
08:26and Jack, hang on.
08:28Obviously, he's taking the exception to a Jack.
08:30What the?
08:32What?
08:34Get out of here!
08:36Get this out!
08:38I'll bring him here!
08:41I'll bring him here!
08:44Oh!
08:47Does Jack...
08:49Hang on. While all this is going on,
08:51P.J. Black has recovered from the kick to the face.
08:53Hang on here.
08:55Black Diamond beautifully done!
08:58High degree of difficulty.
09:00Shoulders down.
09:02No! Just the two!
09:04The two.
09:06Here comes Drago.
09:08That Black Diamond nearly separated Jack's jaw.
09:13P.J. now looks like he's going for a German suplex.
09:16Drago with the mist!
09:18It got P.J. instead!
09:21Backslide here.
09:23We saw Jack use this to defeat Drago.
09:26Another victory!
09:28Here's our winner, Jack Evans!
09:32What the hell just happened?
09:35You know what just happened is that Jack Evans
09:37baited Drago down to ringside,
09:39outsmarted Drago,
09:41and P.J. Black suffered.
09:43Jack Evans is victorious,
09:45but this story between he and Drago
09:47definitely continues on.
09:49Ladies and gentlemen, that's our first match.
09:52Imagine where we're going next.
09:54Lucha Underground is coming right back!
09:57Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
10:00Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
10:03Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
10:07Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
10:10Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
10:16Feeling insignificant, like your life don't matter?
10:19You work hard every day, and for what?
10:21Nobody knows your name or your face.
10:24And when you die, nobody will remember you
10:27unless you call me, because I'm Famous B,
10:30and I'll make you famous.
10:32That's right, call the number on your screen.
10:34423-GET-FAME.
10:38423-GET-FAME.
10:41And I'll turn you from a jobber to a robber,
10:44and together we'll steal that spotlight.
10:47I know that's right, Daddy.
10:49Call now and be famous!
11:01The following lucha is scheduled for one fall.
11:04Currently in the ring,
11:06he is the Gift of the Gods champion,
11:09King Cuerno!
11:13An exciting and skilled luchador poised for battle.
11:17And his opponent,
11:19from Tacoma, Washington,
11:22Killshot!
11:25The underground assassin,
11:28very well-schooled in evasive counter-wrestling.
11:33Now, this was a heated rivalry last year in Lucha Underground,
11:37so I expect Killshot to be looking for some redemption, no doubt.
11:40But, Vamp, I have to ask you the question.
11:43King Cuerno is the Gift of the Gods champion.
11:46How come he is not defending the championship?
11:48He didn't two weeks ago against Phoenix.
11:50He's not doing it here tonight.
11:52Why wouldn't Katrina make Cuerno defend his title?
11:55What makes you think I would speak to Katrina
11:57to have the answer to that?
11:59Why don't you ask her? She's your boss, too, you know.
12:01As Dark Destro, Miller's left face, looks on,
12:04Killshot stands tall in the ring.
12:07Ooh.
12:12I like what Killshot brings here.
12:15Remember we said about Cuerno since day one,
12:18he's always got an ulterior motive and a backup plan.
12:20Maybe he's obviously got something up his sleeve
12:22with not defending it, right?
12:24Something's on the rise.
12:28What's on the rise for me right now
12:30is the stock of Killshot.
12:32Last year, I got behind guys like Phoenix and Drago.
12:35This year, for my money, it's about Killshot.
12:39You want to make a bet on that one?
12:41Is that what you're saying to me?
12:42Sure, why not?
12:43Okay. What do you want to bet?
12:45My leather jacket for your Black Label Society sweatshirt.
12:49Ain't happening.
12:50Oh!
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52I guess I just better take it off and hand it over then.
12:56That sounded like a gun.
13:01As this match rolls on and Killshot enjoys offense,
13:05the analyst begins to wonder.
13:07Hang on a second.
13:10Nicely done there.
13:13Oh.
13:14Begins to wonder when will Cuerno choose to challenge
13:19for the Lucha Underground Championship.
13:21Is Cuerno waiting for momentum perhaps?
13:27Hang on.
13:28From the quiver comes the arrow.
13:30The arrow is shot from the depths of hell.
13:33Here comes King Cuerno.
13:36Oh!
13:38Man.
13:39What kind of speeds do you think he gets up to, Matt,
13:42before he fires that off?
13:46You know, Cuerno sees the temple
13:48pretty much as the lay of the land.
13:50He is the master hunter.
13:51He knows every inch, every nook and cranny
13:55of this filthy temple.
13:56Cuerno!
13:57Cuerno!
13:58Do you think by him not going for that,
14:00holding that card in his favor, he's provoking something,
14:03somebody?
14:04What do you think it could be?
14:05I can't figure it out.
14:06I guess we'll have to wait and see together.
14:09Killshot rolls back into the ring now.
14:11Cuerno stalking.
14:14Nice sliding heel attack there.
14:17Hey, let's just say it like it is, man.
14:19Killshot is definitely feeling a lot more confident
14:21in the lucha underground temple.
14:23We've seen him change, haven't you?
14:28You'll notice if...
14:30Ooh!
14:31I was going to say, if Cuerno seems to be favoring
14:33his leg a little bit, that may be a result
14:35of the beating that he took from Phoenix several weeks ago.
14:43Of course, the last luchador standing match
14:45takes everything out of you,
14:47but give Cuerno credit, he's right back here
14:49into the fight.
14:51Hey, man.
14:53I keep saying that, and I apologize,
14:55but, you know, Killshot has definitely changed his game.
14:58He's upped his game. He's taken chances.
15:04Killshot may have saved his career right there.
15:06Oh!
15:07Ooh.
15:08The treacherous terrain of the temple.
15:10Killshot did not get all of that cutter.
15:12It was ugly, but it looks like it was effective.
15:15Both men are hurt.
15:16Down.
15:18That's why we said this many times.
15:20Kids at home, leave this to the pros.
15:24It is the real deal.
15:25You will get rocked.
15:27Victory up to 6.
15:28The fighters have till 10 to get back into the ring.
15:32Warden's up to 8.
15:35Now both fighters back in at 9.
15:38La lucha continúa.
15:41La lucha va a continuar.
15:43Gracias.
15:44De nada.
15:45Gracias.
15:46De nada.
15:48Forearm strike.
15:50Right hand.
15:52Ooh.
15:53Ooh.
15:54Big right hand there.
15:56Killshot now getting his balance.
16:02Ooh.
16:07Ooh.
16:08Camp, in lucha libre,
16:10how important are these strikes to the momentum of the match?
16:13The strikes are extremely important,
16:14but what's more important is you got the fans behind you.
16:17That makes it hurt 10 times more.
16:21Straight up, I haven't seen that since Puerto Rico,
16:23and that's a special thing.
16:24Man, when the fans are behind you like that,
16:26blow for blow, it's awesome.
16:28Now Killshot is behind Cuerno.
16:29Cuerno to the ground.
16:30Ooh.
16:31Great counter there by Cuerno.
16:39Cuerno now with the gut wrench.
16:40Looks like he's going for a tombstone pile driver, perhaps.
16:43Reversal there.
16:44The hips.
16:45Killshot's height came into play there.
16:48Ooh.
16:49Nicely done by Killshot.
16:51Elects not to go for a cover, inflicting more damage.
16:54Perhaps memories of their previous encounter
16:56going through Killshot's sick, twisted mind.
16:59Dude, Killshot is going for the kill, dog,
17:01but I don't know, man.
17:03See?
17:04Mad against somebody with that kind of experience.
17:06Forget about the tears, brother.
17:08Go for the win.
17:09Hang on.
17:10Thrill of the hunt coming here.
17:12Nobody gets up from this.
17:15Here's your winner.
17:16Rookie mistake.
17:17Sorry to say it, Matt.
17:18Rookie mistake.
17:21Deserves to get stomped.
17:25Looks like this fight continues.
17:27Cuerno is victorious, but now perhaps a message
17:30to the locker room, maybe a message to Bill Fuertes.
17:33Dude.
17:35This is how Cuerno won the gift of the gods.
17:38The thrill of the kill.
17:39You can see Killshot wiggling his way out.
17:42And there is Phoenix.
17:44That is the man that Cuerno defeated
17:46for the gift of the gods championship.
17:49Did you see how quickly he bailed?
17:51We've always said that King Cuerno is the most cerebral,
17:55the most psychological of all the fighters in the temple,
17:59but it looks like Phoenix wants to fight.
18:02And look at Bill Fuertes perched on the throne.
18:06Ladies and gentlemen, the rivalry between Phoenix
18:08and King Cuerno is heating up,
18:10but another rivalry is about to hit its boiling point
18:14as Tejano seeks revenge in a gauntlet match
18:18against Chavo Guerrero and the crew,
18:21and that is coming up next on Lucha Underground.
18:37The following lucha is a gauntlet match
18:39scheduled for one fall.
18:42Introducing first, currently in the ring
18:45from Mexicali, Baja California,
18:48Tejano!
18:52This is a gauntlet-style match.
18:54In order for Tejano, the brawler, to win,
18:56he has to defeat three men in a row.
18:59Those three men are the crew and Chavo Guerrero.
19:03Wait a second.
19:04Explain to me how that's fair.
19:06I don't get it.
19:07It stinks of Chavo.
19:08It has his fingerprints all over it.
19:10And his opponents,
19:12Mr. Sisko,
19:14Cortez Castro,
19:16and Chavo Guerrero!
19:20Listen, I'm sure Tejano doesn't care
19:22who he has to go through in order to get his hands
19:24on Chavo Guerrero,
19:26but it's the crew that concerns me.
19:29It's Cortez and Sisko.
19:31Two Chavos bidding.
19:33One at a time, they will fight Tejano.
19:36He has to pin or submit each of these fighters
19:39for the gauntlet match to continue.
19:41Brother, Chavo is in trouble.
19:44Tejano will go to bars,
19:46slam down some tequilas, a few beers,
19:48and bam, knock people out.
19:50So it looks like Sisko will be first.
19:53I've said that for my money,
19:54this is the most dangerous member of the crew.
19:56And look at the bravery on Chavo,
19:57just telling him, get in there, you're first.
19:59That's why Chavo sends in his most dangerous weapon first.
20:03Sisko sucks! Sisko sucks!
20:06Sisko sucks! Sisko sucks!
20:09Sisko sucks! Sisko sucks!
20:12Sisko sucks! Sisko sucks!
20:14Sisko ready, here we go.
20:17Chavo giving.
20:20Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:25Mr. Sisko has been eliminated.
20:28As Kenny Loco was giving directions,
20:30Sisko turned his back
20:32and caught the super kick under the chin.
20:35Bro, in many a bar fight,
20:37I'm sure Tejano the brawler on the border
20:40has knocked many MFers out with that.
20:43So now we go from Sisko to Cortez Castro.
20:47Cortez poses a much different problem.
20:49Tejano hasn't taken his eyes off of Chavo Guerrero, though.
20:52Don't turn your back, Tejano.
20:55Hey, man, Chavo just kicked the man when he's down,
20:57but then again, that's how he's done it from day one
20:59all his whole life, in kindergarten, even.
21:01It looked like Chavo was gonna be the second guy in,
21:04but it was Cortez who came in on the back door.
21:07Yeah, but Chavo told him to.
21:16I'm gonna say one word about Chavo,
21:18see if you know what it means.
21:19Cobarde.
21:20What do you think that means?
21:21Que significa cobarde?
21:23Coward.
21:28Cortez will have the speed advantage.
21:31Tejano, obviously the size and strength.
21:33Cover here, referee down.
21:35A two-count, you know Chavo's watching that.
21:38Chavo's praying to God,
21:40and anybody else who's gonna listen to him.
21:42Tejano doesn't come out of this one.
21:46Now Tejano...
21:49Now Chavo is going to be... Hang on, cover here.
21:52Chavo's smart.
21:53He's paying attention to where Cortez
21:56is focusing his attack on Tejano.
21:58It seems to be the head and neck.
22:00Think about Chavo Guerrero's offense.
22:02If this match gets there,
22:04how does that play into Chavo's wheelhouse?
22:07You know what happens if Tejano wins?
22:10Chavo goes into pucker mode.
22:13Nice drop toehold there.
22:15Cortez now focusing on the arm.
22:17Tejano too strong.
22:18Tejano, nice single-leg trip.
22:20Tejano too talented, bro.
22:21Look at this for the magistra.
22:25No, not enough.
22:26Chavo Guerrero is starting to sweat.
22:34Hey, Vamp, you impressed with Cortez here?
22:36No.
22:37Not at all.
22:38I'm Tejano all the way, bro.
22:40I'm even gonna vote for him tonight.
22:42I'm even gonna vote for Tejano in elections.
22:45Cover, arm trap, leg hook, no.
22:49Come on.
22:52Listen, you know, for me,
22:54Cortez is holding his own with Tejano here,
22:56and it's not so much about doing Chavo's bidding.
22:58It's about Cortez's fighting pride,
23:01and he's showing it here.
23:02You know what? Yes, you're right.
23:04I want to see a good fight.
23:06Honest to God, I'm like the fan at home.
23:08I want to see somebody kick Chavo's butt.
23:10Oh, boy.
23:12Cortez wasted a little time taunting Tejano,
23:16and it looks like...
23:17Oh!
23:18Thanks for coming, Cortez.
23:21Cortez Castro has been eliminated.
23:25See that squat right there.
23:26Chavo stayed on the same side of the ring.
23:29Cover here.
23:30The entire match, Tejano came up,
23:33looked to that side,
23:34but Chavo always, the sneaky Guerrero,
23:37came around the other side and now firmly in control.
23:40What are you talking about?
23:41He ran like a rat, brother.
23:42He's stuck in.
23:43What are you talking about?
23:44Say it like it is, man.
23:46We talked about the head and neck,
23:48and Chavo is focused on it right now.
23:54You know what?
23:55I can't even say he's a dirty fighter.
23:57There you go. I'm with the fans, man.
23:58Chavo sucks, bro.
23:59He's a combinator.
24:00He's a coward.
24:01Sorry.
24:02That's just the way I feel.
24:08Of course, both of these luchadores
24:10have spoken highly about the bloodlines of Lucha Libre,
24:14about the honor of Mexico.
24:16This is about pride.
24:17This is about family affair,
24:19and ultimately this is about Chavo Guerrero's ego.
24:22It's only about Chavo Guerrero's ego.
24:25Chavo now with a lot of space between he and his opponent.
24:28Like always.
24:29Waiting and baiting.
24:31Say what you want about Chavo Guerrero,
24:32but at one point, pound for pound,
24:34this was one of the best wrestlers in the world.
24:37Let's not forget that.
24:41I was just about to ask you,
24:43what the hell are you talking about?
24:47There you go.
24:48Come on, son.
24:49Fire up, kid.
24:50Boom.
24:54Why don't you bet me on this one?
24:58Oh, man.
25:03The power of Tejano
25:06on display here.
25:07Yeah, I want to see.
25:08Yeah, baby.
25:10You know what he just said?
25:11It's time.
25:13Boom.
25:14Oh.
25:15Yeah.
25:17Stop a mud hole in him.
25:19It doesn't matter how great a wrestler you are,
25:21if you have a glass jaw,
25:22one of those shots will certainly knock you out.
25:27Go behind waist control.
25:28Chavo knows what that's about.
25:29Throws the back elbow to get out of the way.
25:31Uses the roast momentum.
25:32Big back body drop.
25:34Huge.
25:35Tejano now cutting off the ring.
25:37Chavo getting out of harm's way.
25:40Yes.
25:41But Tejano will not let Chavo flee this time.
25:46Ahora sÃ.
25:47Viva México.
25:49There you said it, brother.
25:50Viva México.
25:51Cisco has awoken from his slumber.
25:55Hang on a sec.
25:56Cortez has the bull rope.
26:00Here's your winner, Chavo Guerrero.
26:06Listen.
26:07Chavo is holding Tejano's bull rope.
26:10That is symbolism.
26:11Cortez used the bull rope to hold down Tejano's feet,
26:15so he could not kick out.
26:17That is a victory for Chavo Guerrero.
26:21He may have just pissed off Tejano even more.
26:24Yeah, exactly.
26:25Run, Chavo.
26:26And speaking of pissed off,
26:27Dave and Mundo both have a lot to prove tonight.
26:31Our main event,
26:32Our main event, still to come.
26:33Our main event, still to come.
26:34Our main event, still to come.
26:35Our main event, still to come.
26:38Let me out.
26:48How much longer do we have to be here?
26:50He's out of practice.
26:51I need to make sure he's ready.
26:53Don't forget, you started the war.
26:57I'm sorry.
26:58I didn't mean to say it like that.
27:03You know,
27:07my brother,
27:09he saved my life.
27:12Our mother,
27:14she was a wicked woman.
27:17As a child, I thought she was el diablo.
27:22She would hurt me and my little brother.
27:26One day, I had enough.
27:29So I stood up to her and I said,
27:31no mas.
27:35But I wasn't strong enough to back up my words.
27:40She came after me with a hot iron.
27:44I think she would have killed me too
27:48if my brother hadn't got his hands on this.
27:53He hit our mother in the back of the head with it.
28:01And he didn't stop
28:04until she could never hurt us again.
28:13It's terrible.
28:14No, no.
28:16For me, it is a happy memory.
28:18Because on that day,
28:20I learned just how much I love violence.
28:48Catrina!
29:11Then go teach him one.
29:19Give me that fight.
29:24After what you did to Mel,
29:26what makes you think I won't give you what you want?
29:29I will.
29:47Because I can also break your arm.
29:59You want Prince Puma?
30:01You can have him.
30:03Next week.
30:08Just be warned.
30:10Putting your hands on me
30:12was the biggest mistake you ever made.
30:20Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
30:24Lucha!
30:27The Bully Lucha is scheduled for one fall.
30:30Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California,
30:34Johnny Mundo!
30:38Well, Pam, the Lucha Underground Champion,
30:40Mil Muertes, no doubt,
30:42has a huge interest in this match
30:44as both of these fighters are hungry to get their hands
30:47on Mil's Lucha Underground Championship.
30:50And there may be no greater hunger
30:52than what resides in the pit of the stomach of that man,
30:56Johnny Mundo, who fancies himself
30:58the face of Lucha Underground.
31:00When we talk about ego,
31:02when we talk about ability,
31:04we have to talk about Johnny Mundo.
31:08Oh, well, the fans call it like they see it.
31:12I'm gonna tell you something right now.
31:14In my 34 years of professional wrestling,
31:16I still get geeked when the guy comes out
31:18looking like the Bee Gees and just pouts the house.
31:21I'm a fan of Johnny Mundo.
31:23You gotta admit, whether you like him or not,
31:25he's in shape.
31:26When he comes to play, he plays to win.
31:28You know what I'm saying?
31:29He never, never brings a bad game.
31:31Whether you like him or not, he's on fire.
31:33Well, I think that's part of the love-hate relationship.
31:36You want to hate Johnny Mundo,
31:38but you can't hate on his physical ability.
31:41It's his personality that rubs people the wrong way.
31:44Not that I'd know anything about that.
31:47And his opponent,
31:49from the 559,
31:52they call him...
31:54King!
31:55I'm a machine!
31:58Here comes the Swolverine, the Iron Man.
32:02Welcome, my son.
32:04Welcome to the machine.
32:06I'm gonna take away all of your South Garden discs.
32:09Pink Floyd.
32:10Okay.
32:11Almost the same thing.
32:13Perhaps the most imposing physical specimen
32:17here in Lucha Underground.
32:20And just by looking at that young man,
32:23you would not believe the things he is capable of
32:25inside of the ring.
32:26Add that to the fact that this machine is pissed off,
32:30and we have ourselves what hell of a main event.
32:34Cage.
32:35It's like we were talking about backstage, man.
32:38What a year this kid has had.
32:41What Lucha Underground has done
32:43for many of these fighters in the last year
32:46is absolutely amazing.
32:48But it's what they do this year that matters.
32:51What do you got, Vamp?
32:52Look at his face.
32:53He is pissed.
32:54Ooh, that's not gonna get you nowhere, son.
32:56That's not gonna get you nowhere, son.
32:58What do you got, Vamp?
32:59Look at his face.
33:00He is pissed.
33:01Ooh, that's not gonna get you nowhere
33:03except a beatdown.
33:04Vamp, is that smart to try to enrage anger Cage?
33:08An angry fighter's a sloppy fighter.
33:10Yeah, that's a good thing.
33:11Go on the bullring and kick the bull in the groin.
33:13Yeah, that'll help you out.
33:15Johnny now, nice double-leg takedown.
33:17Cage trying to find a guard there.
33:19There you go.
33:20Gets a nice sweep and gets back on top.
33:22This is driving that forearm.
33:23It's a little bit like Irish boxing there
33:25where the punch goes by the face,
33:27the forearm bone goes right in the eye socket.
33:29I saw it. You saw it.
33:31Johnny Mundo felt it.
33:32I don't know how much pretty lucha libre
33:34there's gonna be in this match from Johnny Mundo.
33:36The only thing pretty is Johnny Mundo's pants.
33:395-0!
33:41Power of Cage sends Mundo into the corner,
33:43but Mundo way too quick.
33:44Whoa.
33:45That parkour background also.
33:47Cage doesn't care for the parkour.
33:49Yeah, just pissing him off even more.
33:51Keep it up, Johnny.
33:52Boom!
33:53Ooh, good move.
33:56Yeah!
34:02And if you know your lucha underground history,
34:04you'll know that Cage has had the upper hand on Johnny
34:07at least twice, leaving Mundo laying.
34:09That has to be in the back of Johnny's mind.
34:11Cage...
34:12Wow!
34:13Nice transition there.
34:14Dude, he embarrassed him.
34:15What are you talking about?
34:17Not a lot of guys can put Johnny Mundo in his place.
34:20Cage did.
34:21Cage on the move now.
34:23Stays close to his opponent.
34:24Mike Tyson ain't got nothing on Cage,
34:26let me tell you that.
34:27My style's impenetrable.
34:29You better stick to comic books
34:31and the Pink Floyd, kid.
34:33What does Cage have in store here?
34:35Johnny's right hand blocked that maneuver
34:37by holding on to the turnbuckle
34:39as these two fight high above the temple.
34:41I can't see the wall of the temple
34:43because Cage is on his back.
34:45It's like he's taking up the whole screen here.
34:47Look how far back.
34:48Look at Johnny slinking down the rainbows,
34:50trying to get away.
34:52Oh!
34:54Johnny has that great core strength,
34:56used it right there.
34:58What would you do if you were Johnny Mundo right now?
35:01I mean, I guess what Johnny's doing
35:04seems to be working.
35:05What, pissing off the machine?
35:07Whoa!
35:08Step-up springboard quark.
35:11That's something you'll only see from Johnny Mundo,
35:14something you'll only see here on Lucha Underground.
35:17That was beyond insense.
35:20I talked to Johnny earlier this afternoon.
35:22He said, fam, I'm gonna do something tonight
35:24that I've never done before,
35:25and I'm assuming that's what it was.
35:27Well, Johnny is constantly...
35:29Oh, trying to evolve.
35:32Bro, the whole thing just moved.
35:40Well, if you want to be the machine,
35:43you got to break it.
35:50Get up, Johnny! Get up!
35:52Get up, Johnny!
35:54Well, the warranty may be running out on this machine.
35:57Chest-to-chest, Justin Borden down just a two-count.
36:02Johnny Wise stays on top of his opponent.
36:08Kick to the solar plexus makes it difficult to breathe.
36:11We've documented how longer matches
36:13may be detrimental to cage.
36:16Especially like this.
36:18He's an animal. He's panicking right now.
36:20Johnny's got the experience. He's got it hooked in tight.
36:22He's squeezing the air to hold that fire.
36:24He can't hold on for too much longer
36:26before he runs out of gas.
36:27The referee has to check if that's a blood choke.
36:30Cage is up high now.
36:31Of course it is. Muay Thai needs to the chops.
36:36Nicely done. Here comes Classic Cage.
36:39Johnny flips out.
36:42Man, Mundo's quick and experienced and in control.
36:45He's not even sweating, man.
36:46And if you'll notice, Cage's mouth is wide open.
36:48He's sucking for air.
36:50That choke hold took a lot out of him,
36:51whether you like it or not.
36:53Big back body drop there. Cage creates space.
36:57He's also favoring his leg. You see that, man?
37:00He's kind of limping.
37:01Yeah, I noticed it right there.
37:06Mundo will constantly move around the ring
37:08and forces his opponent to move as well.
37:10Hang on. Alabama.
37:12Arms sit out. Great lead. Done.
37:15Too cocky. Okay, I'm off with the machine,
37:18but hey, man, that's Johnny Mundo.
37:19You're going to beat him with your fingertips.
37:22Well, this is another level of competition,
37:25a higher-class competitor for Cage.
37:28You know what he said?
37:29If you looked at Mil Muertes, he said he came out from this.
37:33Indirectly speaking.
37:39Cage has made it known
37:40that he wants the Lucha Underground Championship.
37:42This would be the first step.
37:43Whoa.
37:44Nice combination there. Neck breaker.
37:47Excuse me. Noose flash.
37:49So has Johnny. He's made it no secret.
37:54Johnny may be going for the end of the world,
37:56but the number-one rule,
37:58don't turn your back on your opponent,
38:00especially when your opponent is the machine.
38:04Oh!
38:06Oh, my God.
38:10Cage holds on.
38:14Oh, very close to the ropes there.
38:16Just a little bit too cocky still, man.
38:18It also tells me that Cage may be getting tired here.
38:21He's breathing heavy.
38:31We saw this in the match before.
38:33Perhaps these two fighters took notes.
38:37Nicely done there.
38:38Slide through into the sunset flip.
38:40No.
38:41Or the double-leg Nelson, if you will.
38:43Quickness, quickness.
38:441, 2. Come on, little boy.
38:45Feet are on the ropes.
38:46No.
38:51Oh!
38:52Nice.
38:53Hell, yeah.
38:55Exactly.
38:56Looks like Moonlight Drive, one of Johnny's signature moves.
38:59No. Cage up.
39:02Lucha Destroyer from Cage.
39:07Nope, nope, nope.
39:08There's Johnny.
39:09Years of experience.
39:10His wherewithal, man.
39:11Wow. You know what?
39:13These two guys know each other inside or out.
39:15It's just they're countering these moves.
39:17It's too intense, man.
39:18Is this going to go how long before somebody gets tired
39:21and they finally give in, you think?
39:23That may be the X factor.
39:24You know, like a Muay Thai fight,
39:25it's not how many kicks you throw,
39:27it's how many kicks you can take type thing.
39:29It's also the last kick.
39:30Yeah.
39:32Now Cage will use his assets.
39:35Johnny uses his assets, his athletic ability.
39:38I think Cage is getting a little bit too cocky, man.
39:42Stick with what you know, bro.
39:43Both of these fighters are in top form, Van.
39:46Yeah, no doubt.
39:47Here it comes, the end of the world.
39:50Cage rolled out of the way.
39:52Had it scouted.
39:53What's Cage have up his sleeve?
39:55Discus Lariat!
39:56He's got Johnny's teeth up his sleeve now.
39:59Oh, yeah. This is not good.
40:01And he's looking at Mill.
40:04Here we go.
40:06Cage now could be hooking up Weapon X.
40:10If he hits this, Cage will no doubt be victorious.
40:15Oh, Johnny took that on his shoulder.
40:18Man, who's that?
40:21That's Tyler.
40:24Strike it.
40:25That's Tyler from Mexico.
40:30From Mexico.
40:34Oh, yeah.
40:40Damn!
40:45Oh!
40:46Oh!
40:49A lead pipe across the ear.
40:55Here's your winner,
40:57Johnny Mundo!
41:00Van, make sense of this for me.
41:02I didn't even know Ty and Johnny knew each other.
41:05Brother, I got nothing but love for that girl.
41:07She came from Canada, went to Mexico, became a star,
41:10and now she is here with Johnny
41:12in the Lucha Underground?
41:14Hell, yeah!
41:16Go, go, go!
41:24We always say the doors are open for new fighters,
41:27and I guess Taya is the newest fighter
41:30here in Lucha Underground.
41:33She picked the right place to be, evidently.
41:38And clearly this luchadora has come to make a statement.
41:42Oh, yeah.
41:44Nothing to say now.
41:46You guys, nothing.
41:48Talked a big game earlier.
41:50Nothing.
41:51What are you going to do, huh?
41:53You want a little massage, buddy?
41:55What are you going to do, huh?
41:57I don't know if I would be slapping
41:59the machine in the face like that.
42:05Oh!
42:07Berserker boots to the face of the machine.
42:10Damn.
42:14I could smell that.
42:16Case got knocked the F right out.
42:20I never thought I would see that.
42:22Oh!
42:25Welcome to Lucha Underground, Taya.
42:28Ladies and gentlemen, you never know
42:30who's going to show up here in the temple.
42:32What's going to happen next week?
42:34We'll find out together.
42:35For Vampiro, I'm Matt Stryker.
42:37Good night, everybody.
42:45The phoenix won't die,
42:47and I'm sick of making myself the hunted
42:50by carrying this thing around.
42:57Broken arm or not,
42:59I want Mil next week.
43:02I'm officially claiming my title match.
43:07We had a deal.
43:09Too bad.
43:11Too bad.
43:18Well, unfortunately,
43:20I already have a match set up for you next week
43:23against Phoenix.
43:25And this time,
43:27you'll be defending that title.
43:29No.
43:31I have a right to face the Lucha Underground champion.
43:35That's too bad.
43:42And one more thing.
43:47I know the phoenix can fly,
43:49and I hope you can, too.
43:51Because next week,
43:53it's a ladder match.
44:11VAMPIRO LAUGHS