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00:00It's sex therapy because sometimes when I ask,
00:02I want sex and my husband is watching TV, OK?
00:05I just get in front of the TV with my eyes open and doing this, look.
00:09I go like this, with nothing on, and showing it,
00:16and go in the room, but he had to fall.
00:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:20OK, interesting.
00:21It's good stuff.
00:23Oh, hell no, that's worse than a roller coaster.
00:37Dude, that's dangerous.
00:38Hell yeah, you ain't see what just happened,
00:40you almost got smashed by that truck.
00:42I like the breeze, you get in this little stuff and the hair go.
00:47Ha ha ha ha.
00:54Tata and James.
00:56Back to Indonesia.
00:57Smells like banana chips.
01:00I've been living in Indonesia for about six weeks,
01:03and it's harder than I thought it was going to be, by far.
01:07I'll be loving that.
01:08He's so unhappy since he's been there, I'll be loving it.
01:10The street food is amazing, the cost of everything.
01:12Besides the fact you can't make no money,
01:14I guess you got to figure that part out.
01:17Tata's parents cannot be the easiest to live with.
01:21I love them very much, but trying to have a love life
01:24in your parents' house, it is, it's not happening.
01:27It's not happening at all.
01:29Have you ever tried to have sex with like your in-laws?
01:32Joey comes home, I remember what time he tried to do it,
01:34I'm like, your mom is outside in the living room,
01:37I am not in high school, I'm not going to do that.
01:41And you have to scream, because if you don't scream,
01:43you don't get it.
01:44You can't be at somebody's house having sex, like,
01:48I can't do that, I need to express my feelings.
01:54Today, we are going to go try on
01:56our Javanese wedding attire.
01:59It's what royalty used to wear.
02:01My wedding actually was from the American traditional,
02:04you know, in Vegas, by Elvis, very traditional.
02:07That's how we do it in America.
02:08And then after we went to eat French fries
02:10and the chicken dinner.
02:12You cannot get American more than that.
02:16That's so American.
02:20I'm ready, babe.
02:24What the is you wearing?
02:25Oh my God.
02:26I mean, they're cool outfits, I gotta give them that.
02:28I did the traditional stuff, it's a little different, but.
02:31Hi, you look cute.
02:34This is so big.
02:36Wow.
02:38How cute.
02:39Oh wow.
02:40Too black over there, huh?
02:41Elizabeth, what's a traditional dress
02:43for me and you to say to me?
02:46Strapless.
02:49Does it make my butt look good?
02:53You have to shake it.
02:55Yeah.
02:57Oh no, don't show that ass.
02:58He looks weird when he shake that booty.
03:00He looks like Aladdin.
03:02Oh no, oh my gosh.
03:04That was weak.
03:05Andre like that.
03:07Close your mouth, Andre.
03:09The best part of this is the briefs.
03:12Family jewels are free.
03:14I like that.
03:18That's what makes all the different countries
03:20so why I love the-
03:21He's wearing a skirt, okay?
03:23Yeah, but that-
03:24Like it's not pants, it's a skirt.
03:25Why you wanna be in commando style?
03:27Yeah.
03:28You know, the briefs hold something down.
03:30What if you have one of them moments
03:31and it's just like, oh.
03:33You'd rather wear a skirt like that
03:35or you'd rather wear a thong?
03:36I don't wear skirts at all.
03:39We're paying for this wedding
03:40so we're trying to keep the budget
03:42somewhere between $1,000 and $1,500.
03:46I don't have no money for my wedding either.
03:48I spent three times more on playing Myla's birthday.
03:51Damn, a wedding under $1,500?
03:53And I thought I was cheap, bro.
03:55I thought I was cheap.
03:56Hey, I was cheap.
03:57I got married by Elvis.
03:58I think it cost me like $500 in Vegas.
04:00When he married you, did he say, uh-huh?
04:02Oh yeah.
04:04But I'm just a little worried
04:06because just not actually making money
04:09or like helping my dad put banana chip
04:12either when we're home, so.
04:14James and Tata's dream in Indonesia
04:16I think is ruining like a bag of bad banana chips.
04:20You know, they're crumbling.
04:21It's not working out so well.
04:22Not working.
04:24Can you buddy-buddy with your dad all I want?
04:26I can try to help him with banana chips,
04:27but is that helping us make money?
04:29No.
04:30Is that helping take care of you?
04:32No.
04:33Those are the things I'm trying to figure out right now.
04:35And if I can't, then I don't belong here.
04:39I think they might make it through it.
04:41I still have some hope on it.
04:42I want to see them success.
04:44I don't think they're going to stay in Indonesia.
04:46James has to come back to make money.
04:47He's going to go back in the elevator.
04:49The elevator job is good.
04:50That makes a lot of money.
04:51People who work hard, they get money.
04:55They pay?
04:58People who work hard get money, yeah, usually.
05:00I hope so.
05:01I hope they got paid.
05:03Annie, you're a liar.
05:04I love you.
05:08Fish and chips.
05:09Ireland.
05:10Iceland.
05:11Ireland.
05:11Codfish.
05:12It's Ireland.
05:13You should know, you used to wear skirts out there,
05:15back in Dublin.
05:16That's not a skirt.
05:17That's a style.
05:18Your skirt's in Dublin.
05:19You know you was in Dublin.
05:20Not in Dublin.
05:21It's in Scotland.
05:22You don't see me in a skirt.
05:27Wow.
05:29So you're packing already?
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:32Maybe he don't like the news.
05:33He doesn't like the news, he pack his bag?
05:35Feel bad for those kids.
05:36Yeah, I do too.
05:38I feel bad for them too,
05:39because you don't just say, meet your new daddy.
05:41Yeah.
05:43It was a lot to take in the fact that we were married,
05:47but I think Joey's main concern is the move over to Ireland.
05:52So do you have a date yet?
05:55I don't have a date yet,
05:56because I wanted to see how this went.
05:58I mean, I have to make a better calendar
06:02for how long I'll be here for
06:04and how long I will be in New York for.
06:07I don't think that's gonna work.
06:08No.
06:09Because her boys still need her,
06:11especially the young ones.
06:13Yes.
06:13And you can't take them back and forth so much.
06:15No, no, no, no.
06:18I'm not gonna up and leave you guys, you know.
06:22I would hope not.
06:23I wouldn't.
06:24Like, you guys are my kids.
06:25Like, you know what I mean?
06:26You come first.
06:27I want to be happy.
06:28I want to live in the moment.
06:29But I also live for you guys.
06:33Well, her saying she's living in the moment
06:35is like a paper bag just blowing in the wind.
06:37I noticed that was the hardest thing
06:39when I went through my divorce,
06:40when I didn't know what was going on in my life
06:42when I moved to Asia.
06:43I think that's why my kids had such insecurity,
06:46is like, well, dad, what are you gonna be doing?
06:48And it's like, I didn't know.
06:49Yeah, yeah.
06:50And that was the worst,
06:51even though they were adults when I moved.
06:53You're not taking my role.
06:54You're not Jesse's parent.
06:56I understand that I'll be further away,
06:58but I would, of course, get on the next plane
07:01if I needed to get to New York.
07:03But if Jesse's like, hey, I'm coming
07:06and I want to live there, then okay.
07:09You know what I mean?
07:10But I'm by myself, you know?
07:12And then you could come.
07:13First, you're moving them out their home,
07:15you're moving them away for their friends,
07:17and you're moving them to crappy weather.
07:21Like, New York, get all four seasons over this,
07:24the weather is really crappy.
07:25I have friends that's over there,
07:26and they be like, Robert, it's very rainy
07:28and it's very cloudy, Robert.
07:30Yeah, I don't know.
07:31Is that how they talk in Ireland?
07:32I guess so.
07:33No, that's English.
07:34Yeah.
07:35I don't know how, I really don't know how it's gonna work.
07:38Like, just all fall into place.
07:41Everyone needs to work around your decision right now.
07:45Put salt in the open wound.
07:48Oh, that's not a good answer.
07:50Ellie definitely shares her feelings
07:52and it drives Andre insane.
07:54Yeah, my daughter's like.
07:55Yo, he should have just told his mother,
07:58what the hell in the Lucky Charms is wrong with you?
08:00And also no sexual intercourse for one month
08:03after the surgery.
08:04One month?
08:05La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
08:08He's like, what?
08:09What does these hoes up here gotta do with the hoes?
08:15You know what, since we've been in Ireland,
08:17watching Sean and Joanne.
08:19Okay.
08:20You used to work in Ireland.
08:21Yeah.
08:21I figured a game in honor of Andre,
08:23and of course you guys like beers.
08:24What kind of game?
08:26Who can drink the beer?
08:27Who can pour the best pint?
08:28Ah, okay.
08:30Grab a glass, grab a beer.
08:31Pressure's on.
08:32All right, let's do it.
08:33Ready?
08:34On three, two, one, pop it.
08:34What, it's supposed to be fast or what?
08:36No, you never rush greatness.
08:40What are you doing?
08:41Look at that.
08:42Perfect.
08:43Your beer look horrible.
08:44Look at all, you have way too much head.
08:45What?
08:46Your beer looks horrible, Joe.
08:47You got more than mine.
08:49Yours is all the way down to here.
08:50Man, Robert's gonna be done with this in 2028.
08:52I told you, you don't rush greatness.
08:54There you go.
08:55Look at this.
08:56This is a perfect beer.
08:58Look at this.
08:58Mine came out better than David's.
09:01See that?
09:02That is a good looking beer.
09:03No, mine is the best.
09:04But look at this.
09:05You don't see any floaties here.
09:06Because you're settled already.
09:07All right, somebody get on the internet.
09:09What's the perfect pour look like?
09:11The perfect pour is the one that pours in my mouth.
09:13Ah, yeah, great.
09:14Cheers.
09:20Back to Turkey.
09:22Let's see how her nose.
09:24Oh, it does look good.
09:25Turkish tea is good.
09:26I like that.
09:27It's super strong.
09:28It's like coffee.
09:29Did you try the tea when you were in Turkey?
09:31No.
09:32I tried their barbecue with the lamb.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:34It was, oh my gosh, it actually took two.
09:36It's a kind of makeup.
09:37She actually looks good without the makeup.
09:40Today is the day of my surgery,
09:41and I'm feeling so excited.
09:43I've wanted this for a while,
09:44and I'm glad that this day is finally here.
09:47You know what's crazy?
09:47Everybody's different, right?
09:48If I had to go under anesthesia and do that,
09:50I would be like freaking out, okay?
09:52For my wife, she'd be like,
09:53oh, yeah, I'll just do it while you're at work.
09:55No big deal.
09:55It'll be done by the time you get home.
09:57I'm like, what?
09:58I mean, I don't want to go under anesthesia.
09:59I don't want to do no kind of surgery.
10:01I got my wisdom teeth pulled.
10:02I was scared.
10:03Joey literally just had a surgery.
10:04He had this wisdom tooth pulled out.
10:07That made me cry.
10:08He's gonna die every day.
10:09I know it hurts, probably.
10:11It really hurts.
10:11But he was all the time like, oh my gosh,
10:13I think I'm passing out.
10:15Oh my gosh.
10:16I think this, yeah, do I have a fever?
10:17Oh my gosh.
10:18Big babies.
10:19Babies are great babies.
10:20They cry for everything.
10:21They are.
10:23It is a bigger day for me, I think,
10:24because I feel more anxious than you.
10:27I know.
10:28You don't need to be nervous.
10:28Don't worry.
10:29I can't stop it, babe.
10:30I mean, the day came, thinking that you will be.