Nick Kostos in unimpressed by San Diego in the Division Series.
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00:00To quote, uh, Kevin McAllister in Home Alone, talking about his brother's girlfriend.
00:05But Buzz, the Padres, woof.
00:09Dylan Cease, pummeled again.
00:11In this series, two starts for Dylan Cease, against the Dodgers.
00:15Game one and game four.
00:16The line on Dylan Cease.
00:18Five innings, ten hits, eight earned runs.
00:20Dylan has ceased to be a good starting pitcher in Major League Baseball, and he's also got
00:26a really stupid mustache.
00:29Like a caterpillar died above his upper lip.
00:31Shave that thing, you idiot.
00:33Or pitch better.
00:34One of the two.
00:35Uh, credit to the L.A. Dodgers last night.
00:37I bet the, I think the whole crew bet the Padres last night.
00:40Credit to the Dodgers.
00:41Like an emotionless win over the Padres.
00:44Go about their business.
00:45They beat the you-know-what out of the Padres in the game.
00:47And compare and contrast that with the histrionics of the San Diego Padres.
00:50Like, I compare them to, they're the Major League Baseball's Dallas Cowboys.
00:54That's a front-running team.
00:55Like, they get ahead on you, they're gonna dance.
00:58They're gonna celebrate.
00:59They're gonna do their thing.
01:00When they're behind, though, bit of a different story for the San Diego Padres.
01:04So now, we've got game five tomorrow night in the NLDS with the Dodgers and the Padres.
01:09Winner plays the New York Mets.
01:11And right now, I am gonna