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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again.
00:13Hope you're doing well.
00:14Continuing my journey and men behaving badly with my boys Gary and Tony.
00:19What stuff they're getting into in this week's episode, I gotta stay tuned to find out.
00:22Ladies and gentlemen, snacks is not included, dammit, you gotta bring your own.
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00:35Anyways, let's get this journey started, let's get it.
00:38Snacks not included, let's freaking go.
01:01I'm a long way.
01:02I'm a long way.
01:03I'm a long way.
01:31Hey Debs, we've got some exciting news, haven't we Gary?
01:37Oh yeah, me and Tony are pretty certain that the woman at number 55's got three nipples.
01:48Not that.
01:49No.
01:50We're definitely going to try for a baby.
01:53Oh yeah, that, yeah.
01:54Oh that's great, congratulations.
01:55Your eggs aren't as fresh as they were, are they love?
01:56Cheers.
01:57I'll tell you, there's no picnic trying to make a good omelette out of a stale old poached
02:06egg served up in a tired old pan.
02:11And sadly the process involves having sex with Gary but I seem to remember it's over
02:20fairly quickly.
02:21Hey Tony, have you heard the news?
02:23Yeah, three nipples in our street.
02:26Not that.
02:28Dorothy and Gary are going for a baby.
02:31Oh, yeah.
02:33Babies.
02:35Aww.
02:37With their little tiny toes.
02:41And little tiny squidgy bottoms.
02:45And then they've got little tiny hands, haven't they?
02:49With little tiny...
02:57Do you know what I'd like to see more of on TV?
03:00More programmes about how to do things more quickly.
03:05Or about how to get from one place to another.
03:09Or a programme about how to find your keys.
03:15So, do you still want him to move in with you?
03:18Oh, yeah. Debra's and I have got some news of our own.
03:21Debra's agreed that I should move in with her.
03:24What's wrong with my flat?
03:26Nothing, but, well, when you grow older,
03:28you want a fully grown-up relationship, don't you?
03:31And Debra sometimes wanders round the flat in just her pants
03:34and I really like to watch.
03:37I don't know what to say. It's like the end of an era.
03:39Couldn't he wait till the springtime?
03:41He's not emigrating to Uzbekistan.
03:43He'll be ten feet away, upstairs.
03:45Anyway, it'll be my place. Eh?
03:47I've realised that I've never really created anything of my own.
03:50You made that wooden barbecue.
03:52All right, I've never really created anything of my own
03:54that didn't catch fire.
03:56Don't go now.
03:58You've finally figured out how to work the toaster.
04:01Gary, we're planning to have a baby.
04:05There'll only be enough room for two helpless,
04:07flatulent little bastards with a breast fixation.
04:11Oh.
04:18Children's books are great, aren't they?
04:21Mmm.
04:23You don't get a sliding penguin with Emily's so-called bronte, do you?
04:27No.
04:29Dozy bitch.
04:31The penguin jumps.
04:33Look.
04:35Crouching, jumping.
04:37Crouching and jumping.
04:40Crouching and jumping.
04:43Crouching and...
04:45Crouching and...
04:48Hiding.
04:54Wasn't there something we were supposed to be doing?
04:57Oh, yeah.
05:02There we go.
05:04Fertilise me, Gary.
05:07Fertilise me like you've never fertilised me before.
05:15Hey, wouldn't it be weird
05:17if a woman could be made pregnant by a penguin?
05:22Imagine it.
05:24Half human, half penguin.
05:26Penguin.
05:30Or an orangutan. Half human, half orangutan.
05:33An orangaman.
05:38Foreplay?
05:40Um, Gary?
05:42Yeah?
05:44All right.
05:47Do we have, um, a problem?
05:50Sorry, love?
05:52Um, how can I put this nicely?
05:55The garage doors are open
05:57but the car doesn't seem to want to come up the drive.
06:00Ooh.
06:02Hang on, give me a minute.
06:05Ha-ha-ha!
06:13What do you reckon?
06:15Should I buy that tennis pullover I saw in Top Man or not?
06:18Gary, we should talk about this.
06:20It's the same last night, love.
06:22Oh, I'm sorry.
06:24I just... I just keep thinking about all those sperms
06:28sitting down there waiting to go over the top and make a baby.
06:32All her anxious little faces.
06:35Sperm haven't got faces.
06:37Mine have.
06:39Well, can't you just think of them like little fishes waiting to go out to play?
06:44Fish?
06:46I've got fish inside me?
06:48Literally fish.
06:50I've made fish!
06:52I don't know.
06:54That's another of the tragedies of being a man, of course.
06:57If a woman isn't in, she can just lie back and plan a casserole.
07:03Yes, there is always that.
07:05Whereas a man has to divert much-needed blood from all over his body,
07:09away from his knees, from his face,
07:12cram it all into his, you know...
07:16It was a major engineering project.
07:18Did we get any credit for it?
07:20No. I'm sorry. Well done.
07:25Well, that's it. I'll never be able to look my mum's garage doors in the face again.
07:33Oh!
07:47Oh, this is great, isn't it?
07:50Mm.
07:52Oh, come on.
07:54You all right?
07:57You know, I think they'd make lovely pairs.
08:04Oh!
08:06Oh, my God!
08:10Sweet!
08:15Yeah, I can do that.
08:20Oh.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:31Toby!
08:33SHE SCREAMS
08:37Oh!
08:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:43Tony, you wanker!
08:45I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
08:47Oh, my chin, actually.
08:49OK, OK, OK, OK.
08:51All right, all right.
08:53Yes. All right. I think it's just a nasty sprain.
08:56I'm going to go to the snack bar and see if they've got any ice.
08:59OK, I'll just stay here and... Don't stay away from me! I'm coming with you.
09:02All right, all right.
09:04You'll be all right.
09:06SHE LAUGHS
09:17So, how's the baby-making going?
09:20Fantastic. Fantastic?
09:23Fantastic.
09:27Although, I'll tell you a secret.
09:30You have to promise not to tell anyone, though.
09:32Sure.
09:34To be honest, I'm having a bit of a problem performing.
09:39You mean...? Yeah.
09:41The fire's burning but the log's not going on.
09:44Yeah.
09:46Mr Toad's still curled up in Toad Hall.
09:48Yeah.
09:51Thanks. No, it doesn't.
09:53Still, it's not a problem, is it?
09:55It happens to most men sometime in their life.
09:57Sure, mate. You'll be all right.
09:59Thanks, mate.
10:01It doesn't make you any less of a man, does it?
10:03Just because you're a big poof.
10:06SHE LAUGHS
10:10Wow.
10:16So, are you looking forward to Tony moving in
10:18with his collection of tattered underpants?
10:21I am, actually.
10:23It's funny how you come to rely on someone emotionally,
10:26even though they're, well, Tony.
10:29Mm.
10:30To be fair, though, he's much more grown up these days.
10:34Well, they both are.
10:36They're like a sweet old couple who've been going out together for years.
10:40And suddenly, everything's changing.
10:43SHE LAUGHS
10:48Absolutely.
11:02I'll be doing afters later tonight.
11:04If you fancy a drink after closing time?
11:06I may well pop in. I'm a police officer.
11:09Yes, not here, obviously.
11:11I'll be serving down in the goat and two trumpets just down the road.
11:14Ha-ha!
11:19LAUGHTER
11:34Hey, Tony, I've been thinking.
11:36You know my little personal problem you haven't told anyone, have you?
11:39Hello, Gary.
11:40Hear the old boy scouts not going in the sleeping bag?
11:43SHE LAUGHS
11:45I'm sorry, mate.
11:47Well, working together, you tend to talk about the issues of the day.
11:50He doesn't want to talk about it.
11:52OK.
11:53So the big parsnip, you take it?
11:55LAUGHTER
11:57Look, I'm sorry, mate.
11:59Listen, I hear there's been a bit of a power cut in the Little Hampton area.
12:04LAUGHTER
12:11Oh, get off.
12:12Tony.
12:13Tony.
12:15I've just received an email from the brewery
12:17saying that sales figures are very disappointing.
12:19In fact, the phrase they use is, um...
12:21Are you still open?
12:23Yeah.
12:24So I've come up with some really exciting schemes
12:27to make Saturday nights go with a bit more of a swing.
12:30OK.
12:31German night.
12:32Everybody has to bring a German.
12:34LAUGHTER
12:36No.
12:37OK.
12:38Cabbage night.
12:39Same thing, but everyone has to bring a cabbage.
12:41I'm not sure.
12:43New drinks evening.
12:44Everybody has to swap drinks with the person to the left
12:47to experience the taste of a world of new drinks.
12:50No.
12:52Crisp tasting.
12:54Stand-up comedy night,
12:56where people have to stand up in funny ways and win a prize.
13:00LAUGHTER
13:02Saturday night is smoke yourself stupid night.
13:05LAUGHTER
13:07Buy a drink, win a chair.
13:09Ha!
13:13I've got it.
13:14There's the answer to your Saturday night problem.
13:16Beer mat scratching night, yes.
13:18LAUGHTER
13:19No.
13:20Karaoke.
13:23Japanese suicide night.
13:25LAUGHTER
13:26Yes.
13:30Odd one.
13:36Doesn't matter, love.
13:38I know it doesn't.
13:39Well, it does, actually, if we want to have a baby.
13:42LAUGHTER
13:44I think the problem is, sex has always been pointless,
13:47strictly speaking,
13:49but now that it actually has a purpose, paradoxically...
13:52Yeah, whatever.
13:54Don't want to dress up as a nun again.
13:56LAUGHTER
13:57Ooh.
14:00What?
14:05LAUGHTER
14:07I'll tell you what might work.
14:09No, I'm not getting my friend Sue over.
14:11No, no, no, no, no.
14:13LAUGHTER
14:14A magazine.
14:16I trust you're not referring to Decanter, the magazine for wine buffs?
14:19LAUGHTER
14:21It doesn't have to be a mag, it could be a video featuring ladies.
14:25No, Gary.
14:27I'm your lover, not Nicky from Basildon.
14:30I know.
14:31I just think I need a bit of a jump start...
14:34LAUGHTER
14:35..from someone I don't know quite so well.
14:37LAUGHTER
14:38All right, what if he went out and bought a sex instruction video,
14:41would that work?
14:42It's worth a try.
14:43A proper one, though.
14:45Not Popsy Plays Naked Volleyball
14:47After A Bit Of Bogus Chit-Chat With Some Local Doctor's Coat.
14:51LAUGHTER
14:52It's very much safe to come in.
14:54LAUGHTER
14:56Hi, Gary.
14:57Hi.
14:58Any luck yet?
14:59No.
15:00LAUGHTER
15:01Any luck?
15:02Dorothy, have a look at my ankle.
15:04I think it's getting worse.
15:07God, it's enormous.
15:09LAUGHTER
15:11I'll get you to the hospital.
15:16See you later.
15:17Bye.
15:18Is it stiffening up?
15:19LAUGHTER
15:23Fire.
15:25Da-da.
15:27Fire.
15:29Da-da.
15:30Da-da.
15:32Fire.
15:34If music be the food of love, eh?
15:36Yeah, just practising for an evening of karaoke.
15:39Ah, yes.
15:41It's always Little Swans, isn't it?
15:43Inevitably, George, you're thinking of origami.
15:47Can you sing?
15:48Don't do it, just tell me.
15:50Yes, I sang backing vocals during my folk club days.
15:54Our combo was much in demand in the pearly area.
15:58Ah.
15:59Folk music.
16:00What instrument did you play?
16:02The hurdy-gurdy or the wooden staff band against a sounding diggle?
16:07It's very much a clichéd view of folk music.
16:10What did you play?
16:11The Dorset Washboard.
16:14It's like a standard washboard, only it's made of twigs.
16:18What were you called?
16:20George.
16:22And the band?
16:24Hooray, it's the Pearly Kings.
16:26I've always thought a good name for a folk band
16:28would be Folk Off and Die, Folkhead.
16:35You seem very bitter these days.
16:38Sorry, Tony's moving into the flat upstairs
16:41and I'm going to miss our little chats.
16:43If you love him, let him go.
16:47Well, you've got Dorothy now.
16:50Yeah, well, I've got a small personal problem in that department.
16:53Oh, really?
16:54Can we help?
16:56I doubt it, to be honest.
17:00Anthea, do you have trouble becoming aroused?
17:03You mean in the morning?
17:05Anytime.
17:06Yes.
17:08I usually find a cup of tea
17:10and five minutes vigorous toothbrushing does the trick.
17:13Whoa!
17:16Worth a try?
17:18Yeah.
17:20Yeah.
17:25Then at 9.25 on BBC One on Tuesday, Style Challenge.
17:29More makeovers.
17:30That's in stereo.
17:32And then 9.50 on the same channel, Killroy.
17:35Topical debate.
17:36That's in stereo as well.
17:38And it's got subtitles.
17:40And the video plus number is 875...
17:42Tony, you've been here for hours, you don't have to stay.
17:45I want to.
17:46I feel responsible.
17:48You are responsible.
17:53Meanwhile, on ITV, it's this morning.
17:57So, are you looking forward to moving in tonight?
17:59Yeah.
18:00It's going to be great, isn't there?
18:03Well, we're as ready as we'll ever be.
18:05We know each other's quirks.
18:07I haven't got any quirks.
18:09Look, you don't call having a lucky buttock a quirk?
18:12Oh, come on.
18:14Everyone's got a lucky buttock and an unlucky buttock.
18:17Name me one other person with lucky buttocks.
18:21We're not both lucky.
18:23Ridiculous.
18:25Anyway, you've got quirks.
18:26What?
18:27You wrap everything in cling film.
18:29An inch of sausage, cling film.
18:31Two crisps, cling film.
18:32That's hygienic.
18:33I'm afraid to doze off in case one of me exposed body parts
18:37gets wrapped up in cling film.
18:40Oh.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Oh, we're having a karaoke night down at the Crown.
18:46Yeah, to boost sales.
18:48Otherwise, I'm going to have to close down.
18:50It'll be a bloody tragedy.
18:52Oh, Gary's still got his little problem.
18:55Yeah, he's asked me to go out and score some Viagra.
18:58LAUGHTER
19:08Hi. Feeling better?
19:10Not great, actually.
19:12Thank goodness Tony's been cheering me up for what seems like days.
19:16Tony, arse out now.
19:21You'll be all right.
19:23You know where the toilet is.
19:25Bye, Tony. Bye.
19:28Tony, help me lift Mr Peterson.
19:34One, two, three, four.
19:41I'll have one taken away later.
19:45That's very brave.
19:48Though I somehow sense having a leg removed
19:50would be less of a challenge than living with you.
19:53I couldn't live with Paul with any one leg.
19:56I see. You.
20:01I hope that gets better.
20:03Tony says he couldn't live with you if he lost a leg.
20:05I'm not going to lose a leg, am I?
20:07No, no, you're fine.
20:09It'll keep me in for a few days.
20:11Bloody men are so superficial.
20:13Mm. Nice blouse.
20:15Not with those shoes. Oh, no.
20:18What do we have here? What movie?
20:27How to Enhance Your Loving and Sexual Relationship
20:30with Dr Andrew Stanway.
20:33Nice work if you can get it, Andy.
20:37Of course, I can't.
20:39I've got to go.
20:41Andrew Stanway.
20:43Nice work if you can get it, Andy.
20:47Fast forward through that.
20:49Talking, talking, talking, talking.
20:52Scary diagram.
20:54More talking.
20:56Hello.
21:00So I'm nearly ready to move into Debs, then.
21:02OK. Bye.
21:04I've left me Pocahontas toothbrush and flannel set.
21:08Just in case, you know, I have a blazing row with Debs.
21:11OK, mate.
21:13What are you doing? Watching a bit.
21:15Is it?
21:17Sporting bloomers. People banging into each other and falling over.
21:20It's quite funny. Aren't you off?
21:22There's a couple having sex on the kitchen unit very fast.
21:30Well, they'll probably get hit by a golf ball in a minute.
21:33Whoa! Hang on, missus.
21:37I bought it to spice up our sex life.
21:39Oh, cheers, mate.
21:41No, mine!
21:43Mine and Dorothy's.
21:45We'll watch it together.
21:47But Dorothy's working nights this week.
21:49How come you're watching it now?
21:51Testing it.
21:53What am I going to watch?
21:55You've got the TV.
21:57It's my TV. Read a book.
21:59I haven't got any books.
22:01Well, write one.
22:03What can I watch?
22:06Please, it won't be any trouble.
22:08No, go on.
22:17I'll sit quietly.
22:19No, go away!
22:23Oh, my God.
22:25Whoa!
22:27Just need candles.
22:29Really get to know your partner's private parts.
22:34Okay.
22:53Hi.
22:55Oh.
22:57Hi.
23:04Oh!
23:14Oh!
23:20You look terrible.
23:22I didn't get much sleep.
23:24Why?
23:26Oh, you know, the car alarm, burglar alarm,
23:29and an enormous ant got in, made a lot of noise.
23:33Shall I snuggle in with you?
23:35I'd rather have a cup of tea.
23:37Oh.
23:38How was the night shift?
23:40Oh, it's weird having Deborah there.
23:42I have to keep telling her off for whining,
23:44then old sleazy Brian comes in from the next ward
23:46to keep asking her out.
23:48Did the video do the trick?
23:50Oh, it's not much good, really.
23:52I think I'll have to get another one.
23:56Shame.
23:58Gary, you do want to have this baby, don't you?
24:01Only, you know, this little problem...
24:04Little problem? Yeah.
24:06It might be your brain, such as it is...
24:11..telling your penis, such as it is...
24:17..that you don't really want to have a baby.
24:19No, absolutely not.
24:22It'll be good, won't it? Yeah.
24:26That's a weird job, isn't it?
24:30Imagine writing in and volunteering yourself.
24:34Crazy stuff.
24:39Come on, then.
24:50Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:55I thought you were moving upstairs.
24:57Yeah, well, I've had a phone call from Debs.
24:59Are you having a night in?
25:03I'm just trying to get a picture of the whole genre.
25:06Yeah, anyway, you won't, um...
25:08Tell anyone you've got a sex video habit? No.
25:11No, please don't tell anyone. No.
25:14So I've had this call off Debs.
25:17Leg's in a pretty bad way. Oh.
25:19And there's a chance you might lose it.
25:21What?
25:23The thing is...
25:25..I don't know if I can live with a one-legged woman.
25:30Makes me feel queasy.
25:33So I've decided not to move in upstairs just yet.
25:36God.
25:39Lager? Be nice. Yeah.
25:43Oh, yeah, hey!
25:45Ken's been checking out the karaoke equipment
25:47down at the Crown this afternoon.
25:49One, two, one, two, rock and roll!
25:51Oh, it's going to be great.
25:53What exactly does karaoke mean?
25:55I think it's Japanese for drunk businessman.
25:58Oh.
26:00Of course, as a nation, we English are terribly inhibited.
26:04Which is why, apparently, we drink more than any other nation,
26:07apart from Finland.
26:09Ah. Hence the expression, have you finished that?
26:18I've always wanted to go to Lapland.
26:21Home of lap dancing.
26:26Imagine being a reindeer with those huge antlers.
26:29Oh, yeah.
26:31I'm going to remember to bend down every time you go through doors.
26:35Or get into cars. Yeah.
26:37Or you'd be chatting to another reindeer
26:39and you bend down to tie up your hoof lace
26:42and you accidentally clatter the reindeer you're talking to
26:44on the head with your antlers.
26:46Nightmare. Nightmare.
26:49I'm going to miss these wide-ranging philosophical chats.
26:53Me too.
26:56Right, top five girl singers' arses, what have you got?
27:01OK. Kylie, obviously.
27:07It's got to be number one.
27:09You don't think it's a bit cruel?
27:11What? Pretending you might lose your leg?
27:13That's all part of the rough and tumble of modern relationships, isn't it?
27:17It's so hurtful.
27:19When I think how Tony begged me to sleep with him.
27:22Five long, grinding years of begging.
27:26Begging in the morning, begging in the evening,
27:29begging by phone, by fax,
27:31a marriage proposal in the personal section of Razzle.
27:36Doesn't quite work as a romantic gesture, does it?
27:40He always said,
27:42I may not have professional qualifications or a boat,
27:47but I'll never leave you.
27:50Then they sleep with you and overnight
27:52they change from George Clooney to Freddie Starr.
27:57Hello, girls.
27:58Oh, hi, Tony.
28:01Well, I'll leave you two lovebirds to catch up on Quincy.
28:05Quincy.
28:12Have you been?
28:13Oh, you know.
28:16Is the leg still...
28:17Touch and go.
28:19Oh.
28:20So, have you moved all your stuff up to my flat yet?
28:23Oh, not yet.
28:24Why?
28:26I...
28:28can't find a good box.
28:32You're hesitating
28:34because you want to see if I'll pull through, don't you?
28:39Yes.
28:40Thanks.
28:42Why don't you love me for my personality?
28:44Oh, I do,
28:46but what I love about your personality
28:49is that it's all wrapped up inside this great free body.
28:56Your personality is the bonus ball
28:59in the rollover jackpot, if you like.
29:04I'd be happy to live with you if something horrible happened to you.
29:09OK.
29:11I don't want you to move into my flat.
29:15And I think you'd better leave.
29:19OK.
29:21Oh, shit.
29:28Are you sure you don't want anything from the hospital shop?
29:31No.
29:33They've got some really convincing rubber graves.
29:38Bye, then.
29:42Bye.
29:54Never draw attention to your partner's sexual failings,
29:58however shaming they are.
30:01No, try not to do that.
30:07And remember, above all,
30:09making love is supposed to be fun.
30:13Danny and Kelsey love the sensuality of a roaring fireplace.
30:25And they're not afraid to try out new things.
30:31Ah.
30:34You might even contemplate safe sex involving a third person.
30:40Look away.
30:42And only if all the parties consent.
30:49Come in.
30:55Oh.
30:57Oh.
31:02Oh, shit.
31:12Here, Danny is on top, and Kelsey is rocking, jumping and tumbling.
31:18Notice how Kelsey speeds up as she becomes more excited.
31:23Kathy and Zach love this unusual position.
31:28Oh, I've got to give this up.
31:35Again, again! Again, again!
31:47Hi.
31:48Oh, hi, love.
31:49How's the new video?
31:51Oh, yeah, so-so.
31:53Shall we watch it?
31:55Nah, let's not bother.
31:57It's hard to take him seriously. I've hardly watched him, actually.
32:03Make us a cup of tea. It's your turn.
32:05All right, love.
32:12LAUGHTER
32:22LAUGHTER
32:25LAUGHTER
32:29It's a sticky episode, man.
32:41It's a good turnout. Yeah, you must be very pleased.
32:44Yeah.
32:45Boy, Gary, you're into sexy videos these days.
32:50Jesus, bro.
32:52Yeah, I've got about 8,000.
32:54I used to be into pornography,
32:56but I found myself looking for harder and harder stuff
32:58until I was only eventually satisfied by pictures of completely naked women.
33:03Come on, it's time, Tony. Do you want to start?
33:05Oh, yeah, yeah.
33:08Hey!
33:10Hello, pub.
33:12Hey!
33:13Yeah, you're beautiful.
33:15Yeah, you look like yourself.
33:16Now, tonight I'd like to sing for you...
33:18Oh, no!
33:20Wait, wait, wait.
33:25Yeah.
33:40Come on.
33:46Oh, no.
33:50OK, it's coming up.
33:53Come on!
33:55Quick!
33:56Yeah!
34:12What?
34:21Oh, my God.
34:24What?
34:49What?
34:54Ha-ha-ha!
35:10All right!
35:23You got me begging on my knees.
35:24Come on, it's room for the bones.
35:26Come on, you don't want to miss my rock and roll and brew alone.
35:29Baby, baby!
35:31Rock and roll and brew!
35:32Rock and roll and brew!
35:33See?
35:36Oh, once in my life
35:38I have someone who needs me
35:41Someone I've needed so long
35:44Oh, once in my life
35:47Oh, well, I've reached me
35:50Somehow I know I'll be strong
35:53Oh, once I touched what I had used to dream of
35:58Long before I knew
36:01Oh, someone warm like you
36:06It would make my dreams come true
36:09Yeah, yeah, yeah
36:16And you got a fever
36:18And you got it so way down
36:21Cause if you believe that I'm out of town
36:23Then it's tough because I'm playing around
36:26Until you find that there comes a time
36:29For making you mine
36:32Whoo!
36:33Great song, there.
36:38I am woman, if you will
36:41Love is too big to ignore
36:44And I know too much to go back and pretend
36:50Cause I've heard it all before
36:52And I've been down on the floor
36:55No one's ever gonna keep me down again
37:01Whoa, yeah, you're mine
37:05Let's toast to Paul's fame
37:15Oh, oh, oh
37:24Oh, oh, oh
37:28Let's shake some more hands
37:32When will I see you again?
37:38When will we share a few more minutes?
37:44When will I have to wait?
37:49Oh, oh, oh
37:52When will I have to say, oh
37:56When I cry for you?
38:07Thanks for looking after me, Dorothy.
38:10How does it feel?
38:11Do you know, it's fine.
38:14Hello.
38:16Hi.
38:22OK, I'm just gonna go somewhere else.
38:28I don't think I want you here.
38:31I've moved all my stuff in.
38:38LAUGHTER
38:51LAUGHTER
38:58Legs on the men, then?
39:00Yes.
39:01I'm sorry I got a bit funny about it.
39:06I honestly don't care either way about, you know...
39:13At least you've still got your bum.
39:15LAUGHTER
39:17No, seriously.
39:19To be honest, I was always gonna be fine.
39:23It was just a test.
39:25You what?
39:27Maybe it was a bit naughty.
39:29I was really worried.
39:31How could you do that?
39:33Oh, I'm sorry.
39:35Ah.
39:36Well, you're not the only one with principles.
39:47LAUGHTER
39:50LAUGHTER
40:03LAUGHTER
40:05Take that shit off.
40:08HE HUMS
40:18I've never lived with a woman before.
40:21At least not one that knew about it.
40:23LAUGHTER
40:27Oh, Tony, you're so sweet getting so choked up.
40:31No, I'm just...
40:33I was really gonna miss my late-night chats with Gary on the sofa.
40:38Oh, you can still go down occasionally and have them.
40:42No.
40:44No, I've got to move on.
40:47I've got you now.
40:49You can't go back to Marmite once you've experienced Branston Pickle.
40:54Oh, you say the nicest things.
40:56OK.
40:59I've got some time off.
41:01Are you up to three days' non-stop lovemaking?
41:04Yeah, I am, actually.
41:09I'm afraid the video player seems to have broken.
41:13Oh, dear, what a shame.
41:16I was looking forward to watching some of those.
41:18You don't need them, you've got me.
41:22Oh, I say.
41:26Whoa!
41:28Why not try talking dirty to each other occasionally?
41:34Or try dimming the light,
41:36as some people are shy about exposing their bodies.
41:39Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
41:41Can you stop talking like that?
41:43Like what?
41:45OK, typical topics of conversation for blokes might include top fives,
41:50top five TV barmaids, top five sexy words.
41:55Who's taller, an ostrich or a donkey?
41:58Whatever happened to Rick Astley?
42:01What would you rather have, a huge knobbly nose or huge knobbly ears?
42:06OK. OK, I'll start.
42:13So, what do you think about the Spice Girls getting pregnant, then?
42:17Yeah, I know. I wonder how it'll affect the dynamic within the group.
42:21No, you see, I wouldn't say that as a bloke.
42:24Wouldn't I? No.
42:26You might say something more like,
42:29yeah, but Sporty Spice has still got the best arse.
42:34OK.
42:36Yeah, but Sporty Spice has still got the best...
42:39Can I say bottom? No.
42:41I don't like the word arse. It's common.
42:43Oh, this isn't going to work. All right, all right.
42:45Give me another chance, OK?
42:49Whatever happened to Rick Astley?
42:51Yeah, he had crappy hair, didn't he?
42:53Really crappy.
42:55Oh, that's good. That's really good. Carry on.
42:57No, I think the reason why he was so successful
43:00is everyone wanted to mother him.
43:03That's not right, is it?
43:05No, no, no. Try something else.
43:07OK. David Beckham.
43:10Yeah? Nice hair.
43:12Oh, no.
43:17So, are you pregnant?
43:20No, it can take years.
43:22Oh, OK.
43:25Want to go again?
43:27Right.
43:30I'm in.
43:34I wonder how Tony and Deborah are getting on.
43:37Shh! I'm trying to make a baby.
43:39It's all right.
43:41I am woman, hear me roar.
43:45Gary, Gary, you're putting me off now.
43:48Sorry, now.
43:57Lovely.
44:02Lovely jubbly.
44:13Oh, man.
44:19All right, ladies and gentlemen,
44:21we got to talk about it.
44:23One hell of a performance. One second, guys.
44:25Thank you so much for hanging out.
44:27Appreciate you all.
44:29Ladies and gentlemen, Gary knows how to set off the mood,
44:32turn off the lights, kind of stop all things,
44:35because he said, I'm a woman, hear me roar.
44:38There were some banger songs on this one.
44:41I didn't know how much I needed karaoke night
44:44until I actually...
44:46We saw it, and we will say,
44:48Ken sometimes is an oddball character as well,
44:51but between Tony and Dorothy's...
44:55Tony and Deb's odd, strange,
44:58bizarre relationship in many times,
45:00there's only one other couple
45:02that is just as odd and strange and crazy at times, too,
45:05and that's Dorothy and Gary.
45:07So, you know, this foursome, essentially, man,
45:10they really do gel so well together.
45:13I think I would be very sad
45:16if the late-night chats between, you know,
45:21Tony and Gary would cease to exist.
45:24Hopefully, they still have some moments, more moments,
45:28or I would be very sad to see that.
45:30But anyways, a great episode.
45:33You can't really tell these guys, man.
45:35I don't know about you all.
45:37If you have friends that you trust,
45:39that you can tell things.
45:41I've had a couple friends that when you tell them something,
45:44they just gonna blurt it to everyone.
45:46So you have to tread very carefully.
45:49And, you know, if it would have been a reverse situation,
45:52Gary would have spilled the beans
45:54just as much as Tony would have spilled the beans.
45:56But it created that funny-ass episode,
45:59you know, with my man, you know,
46:02not being able to park his car in the garage.
46:07Essentially, the garage door is open,
46:09but, yeah, he had a little trouble getting that car in there.
46:12So, oh, man.
46:14So everybody taking little jabs at him.
46:17You know, you had Ken, essentially, as well,
46:20phrasing it in many different phrases.
46:22Tony, hilarious in many of his phrases.
46:25And, you know, I will say this, though.
46:29That little pointless, kind of meaningless kind of fight
46:34that Tony had with Debs.
46:37You know, like, because she's already lying,
46:40you know, joking to see this, like, bullshit test thing.
46:43And sometimes, man, in relationships,
46:45sometimes your partner is, like, testing you and stuff.
46:48I've never been a fan of all that stuff.
46:50You know, just go on with it, spill the beans.
46:52And it just created this scenario that was not happening.
46:57But, you know, Tony second-guessing the relationship.
47:01You got Gary buying every sort of, you know, film possible.
47:06You know, that story's about to be sold out
47:09because Gary's about to have his own blockbuster video there.
47:12And, man, you know, when he was having sex
47:16or, you know, the attempt of having sex,
47:18and he started flirting all the, like, kind of lines
47:21from the video, man, that shit had me dying.
47:23So great moments, great sequences.
47:27You know, listen, Kylie's always mentioned.
47:30Love that.
47:31And, yeah, the tape sequence was really cool
47:34when they had this little vision.
47:36You got fucking Dorothy, and you got Tony,
47:39and then you got him and Gary and Debs and shit.
47:42But before Debs gets invited, you know, Gary's there.
47:47They're mentioning threesome and shit,
47:49and she's like, ooh, go away, man.
47:51That shit, I fucking love Dorothy.
47:53She cracks me up.
47:55Yeah, the whole nursing bit was fun when she was out there.
47:59You know, obviously, they're pulling, you know,
48:01Tony's chain and shit, but, you know,
48:03he's a dude that would worry the hell.
48:06You know, this guy's clingy as hell.
48:08You know, as Debra said early, Tony, you wanker.
48:12You know, in that moment there, she injured him,
48:15and I was like, yeah, there's no way she,
48:17obviously, you know, lying and shit,
48:19but since Tony is essentially so gullible,
48:23yeah, he's going to fall for that type of shit.
48:25So, you know, he was worried.
48:26He started thinking, yeah, I can't.
48:28What am I going to do with a lady with one leg and shit?
48:31So that didn't go well.
48:33So it just created this unnecessary kind of fight there.
48:36Obviously, these two peas, you know, two peas in a pod,
48:39they're meant to be together.
48:41Although she has resisted for five years of the begging
48:45and begging and begging, it has worked.
48:47So Tony has, you know, you know, bid his time.
48:52You know, he's been there through, you know,
48:55thick and thin for her on many occasions,
48:57and yeah, he's always going to be that guy
48:59that's just going to be around and stuff.
49:01Even if you tell him go, you saw when he was like,
49:04turn around, you know, he keeps going by, you know,
49:09and then he falls into the, you know,
49:13not the stroller shit, but the, you know,
49:16the pushy wheel shit.
49:17I forgot, I'm fucking bad at shit.
49:19But anyways, he got pushed away at the end there.
49:22Oh man, it's such a great episode.
49:24I think one of my favorite moments on this episode
49:26was when they were in the park and, you know,
49:30you seen all this lovey-dovey relationships
49:33that are going on in the background.
49:35And you got Debra who said to Tony, man,
49:40they make, he's really good with kids and stuff.
49:42You know, they'd be good like parents and stuff like that.
49:45And he's got that little kid,
49:47he's got that little kid over his shoulders,
49:49boom, drops that kid, oh my God.
49:52So this show has a way of making some
49:54holy shit kind of moments.
49:57The tissue moment, you know, was great with the video.
50:02And yeah, sometimes people got problems
50:05in that department of getting it up.
50:09I cannot relate at this stage in life, but yeah.
50:13And I hope never to have to relate to that,
50:16but you know what?
50:18The Viagra situation, you know,
50:20my man spilled the beans so much, man.
50:22So Tony had me dine on this episode.
50:24Ken had me dine a little bit on this episode,
50:26although he is really crazy as well,
50:29especially with his long list of ideas
50:31to kind of get some more, you know,
50:33people up in the thing.
50:34And I think that karaoke was something
50:36I didn't know I needed to experience
50:39until I saw it there.
50:40And I'll tell you guys something
50:42that might make you laugh, might say, damn, man,
50:45go out and do it, man.
50:47But I have not experienced a karaoke night.
50:49I've had friends go to karaoke places,
50:52at least like maybe in high school
50:54and stuff they had places,
50:55but in some colleges as well too.
50:57But yeah, I've never experienced a karaoke night,
51:00not at a pub, because I don't really go to that.
51:02It's not really a place that I really go to.
51:04So yeah, I haven't experienced that shit,
51:06but that shit looked hella fun.
51:08It looked really cool.
51:10And yeah, it just looked like a blast.
51:12And again, the music, all the music that was there,
51:14some tunes we knew, some we didn't,
51:16but more so knew more tunes than we didn't.
51:19So that was always cool.
51:20And yeah, it just, it looked like a blast.
51:22But when Ken was singing, man, he's fucking up the flow.
51:25He's messing it up.
51:26People are leaving,
51:27because he's still singing that woman's,
51:29oh my God, Hear Me Roar song.
51:32But the coordination that was going on
51:36between Gary and Tony, man, on point, man.
51:38These guys were in sync, you know,
51:41and then you had Ken as well, you know,
51:43doing their little moments.
51:44Man, that was hella enjoyable experience.
51:48So I really loved this episode.
51:50It had the laughs there, you know,
51:53the napkins or tissues vibes there, you know,
51:56with Gary having a little action and trying to downplay.
51:59Eh, not really, not really doing much for me right now.
52:02And then, yeah, he's got all that evidence there.
52:04Freaking Dorothy has the evidence on her face.
52:07Yo, he licked that shit too, or he put it to his mouth.
52:10You know, there, you know, some gross ass moments.
52:13And that's what I like about comedy.
52:15I love comedy because, at least,
52:18it just makes me feel good.
52:20And, you know, watching this episode
52:21made me feel hella good.
52:23My mood is up.
52:25You know, I feel that positive vibes there.
52:27And, you know, men behaving badly
52:29did not freaking disappoint.
52:30I have been loving this show since the first episode.
52:34And yeah, it's just been an absolutely jam of treat.
52:36And I'm so grateful to be, you know,
52:39that I've been watching it.
52:40So anyways, enough of my shit.
52:42Hopefully you guys enjoyed it.
52:43Let me know in the comments down below.
52:44If you want to see your favorite part,
52:46let me know in the comments down below.
52:48Remember, guys, too, just in case,
52:49don't read the comments until you watch the episode.
52:53You know what I mean?
52:54So make sure you are watching first
52:56and before you're commenting.
52:57Because this way, you know, just in case
52:59you don't miss out on some stuff
53:01or you get spoiled or anything like that.
53:03So anyways, guys, enjoy.
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