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00:00:00You made that a lot harder than it needs to be.
00:00:29I'm sorry.
00:00:35I'm sorry.
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:47I'm sorry.
00:00:54I'm going to enjoy putting you down, traitor.
00:01:23Yo, I'm Angelino, and our story takes place in a shithole called Dark Meat City.
00:01:41I was born here, probably die here, too.
00:01:46D-M-C, as in depression, murder, and crazy ass motherfuckers.
00:01:54I'm 22 and I'm a piece of delivery guy, I guess.
00:01:57I get paid and I get the fuck out of there.
00:01:59Don't ask questions, don't get involved.
00:02:01It just complicates things, you know?
00:02:03Already ugly as fuck, I don't need no more complications.
00:02:11When it comes to the school of hard knocks, I probably ain't never going to graduate,
00:02:14but I ain't complaining.
00:02:16So many others just dropped out.
00:02:21Did I mention I hate this place?
00:02:24It's like everyone's trying to take you out.
00:02:31How was I supposed to know that one little look would change everything?
00:02:51They say real love stories don't end up like they do in the movies,
00:02:55but how would I know?
00:02:57I ain't never been in love.
00:03:05I ain't never kept a job longer than three weeks,
00:03:08because I'm lucky like that.
00:03:10But I gotta pay rent somehow, and can't count on Vinz.
00:03:15No one will hire him because he's a fire hazard or some shit.
00:03:19We're fucked.
00:03:21Just keep your head down, mouth shut.
00:03:24You even think about disrespecting these motherfuckers?
00:03:28You're done.
00:03:30The rule is, don't cause no trouble for nobody, and maybe they'll do the same.
00:03:35Yeah, I get it. I'm a joke.
00:03:37But right now I just want to get home.
00:03:44Alive, if possible.
00:03:49Hotel Guadalupe. It's like Purgatory, but with cable.
00:03:53Lived here four years.
00:04:00Hey, yo, Vinz.
00:04:01What's up?
00:04:02What's with all this shit on the floor?
00:04:04For real, can you just clean up after yourself?
00:04:07Whoa, what the fuck happened to your face, bro?
00:04:10Got hit by some big-ass truck, came out of nowhere.
00:04:13Man, people need to learn how to drive in this town.
00:04:15Oh yeah, and I got fired.
00:04:17Vin?
00:04:18Yep.
00:04:19Hey, you feed the roaches yet?
00:04:20Why can't they just eat what's on the floor?
00:04:22Nah, the floor is nasty.
00:04:24Roaches have sensitive tummies. I read that somewhere.
00:04:28Real talk though, I don't know how we gonna do this.
00:04:31Rent's two months late, we ain't got no jobs.
00:04:34Dude, I know Lucha Ultima's on, but we gotta figure this shit out.
00:04:38You think we should talk to Willie?
00:04:39Can we please leave Willie out of this? He's weird.
00:04:42Okay, coming to papa.
00:04:45Ah, there you go. He got a little treat for you.
00:04:48Oh, you brought some friends too? That's cool.
00:04:51Ugh, this is gross, man.
00:04:54And you're eating the pet food?
00:04:59The roaches freak me out, man.
00:05:02Are you even listening to me?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I mean, they're just taking over the whole crib, bro.
00:05:07I know this is a shit apartment, but can we at least have some standards?
00:05:11Hey Vince, you know what would really suck?
00:05:15If even the roaches get out of here before we do.
00:05:40What the fuck?
00:06:10Fuck.
00:06:41Hey, I think you're in the wrong neighborhood, marica.
00:06:49Shit, my head.
00:06:53Lino, you look rough, bro. You okay?
00:06:55Couldn't sleep. I kept having messed up dreams.
00:06:58I think that accident really fucked up my head.
00:07:00You know what I mean?
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:02You know what I mean?
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:04You know what I mean?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06You know what I mean?
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:08I kept having messed up dreams.
00:07:09I think that accident really fucked up my head, man.
00:07:11Bro, I think we should go get that checked out.
00:07:13We could drop dead or something.
00:07:14Let's go see a doctor today.
00:07:16No way. No doctors.
00:07:17They just make you pay for bad news.
00:07:26Oh no, it's Willie.
00:07:33Shit, man.
00:07:34Open up, jerkwad.
00:07:36It's me, Willie.
00:07:39Come on, I know you're home. I hear the TV.
00:07:41It's not like you can go anywhere.
00:07:43You're a couple of broke a-holes with no car.
00:07:45Vince, I can see the flame on your head.
00:07:47Come on, open up.
00:07:48Heyo.
00:07:49Man, I can't handle that clown right now.
00:07:58Shut the fuck up.
00:08:00You goddamn noise is pissing off my face.
00:08:04Oh, man.
00:08:05Now I have to let Willie in or the Nazi's gonna kill him.
00:08:08I mean, would that be the worst thing?
00:08:11Talk to you long enough.
00:08:13What are you doing in here?
00:08:14Smelling each other's balls or something?
00:08:16Willie, please keep it down.
00:08:18My head's gonna burst.
00:08:19Seriously, what's with your neighbor?
00:08:21It's a free country.
00:08:22Our founding fathers died for my right to yell in hallways.
00:08:25I mean, back me up, Lino.
00:08:27Am I right or am I right?
00:08:28Whatever, sure, man.
00:08:29Just shut the fuck up, dude.
00:08:31Huh?
00:08:32This guy again?
00:08:36Terrorism.
00:08:37Blah, blah, blah.
00:08:38So where are these alleged terrorists, huh?
00:08:40Playing poker with the Tooth Fairy and my imaginary girlfriend?
00:08:43Ha!
00:08:44I mean, look at that guy right there.
00:08:45Showing a face like that on TV?
00:08:47That's terrorism.
00:08:49Oh, what a sick burn!
00:08:52Burn!
00:09:03What the hell?
00:09:04Did you not just see that?
00:09:05Those savages ran off with my hot dog.
00:09:07You're not gonna do anything?
00:09:09You know those things carry a nut ton of diseases, right?
00:09:12Why are you here?
00:09:14Uh, I don't know.
00:09:16I missed you, douchebags.
00:09:17I wanted to go out, get some froyo or something.
00:09:20Come on, let's get some air,
00:09:21because honestly, Lino over here,
00:09:23he looks like a shit took a shit.
00:09:25Everybody knows the stage, Willie.
00:09:27Diablo always wins.
00:09:28I could put on tights, go on the ring,
00:09:29and do the same exact shit.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31I'm serious.
00:09:32Except you've got the bone structure of a little bitch.
00:09:35Oh, yeah?
00:09:39I fucking hate the bus.
00:09:42But I've had people get shot more walking,
00:09:44so my ass takes the bus.
00:09:47Don't get it twisted.
00:09:49DMC's worse than it sounds.
00:09:51And it will eat you alive.
00:09:53Only question is when.
00:09:56Me and Vince talk about escaping one day,
00:09:59but we ain't fooling nobody.
00:10:01Got no car or money,
00:10:03just the roaches and this motherfucking bus.
00:10:06No, for real.
00:10:08Like the rest of these poor fuckers.
00:10:10No dreams, no hope, no future.
00:10:13Ain't got a shadow of a prayer.
00:10:24Lino, what you think?
00:10:26Could Vince be a wrestler?
00:10:30Hello? Is Vince a bitch or not?
00:10:32Huh? Oh, I guess.
00:10:34I just...
00:10:35Did you guys see the priest walking by with the...
00:10:38Oh, never mind.
00:10:42Oh, finally! I can breathe again!
00:10:45So what do you guys think we should eat?
00:10:47Don't forget, you jerks owe me a hot dog.
00:10:52Did you know Diablo could eat a whole bowl of hot dog
00:10:54in three minutes?
00:10:55No shit.
00:10:56What are you...
00:10:57Hey!
00:10:59And again, I'm telling you,
00:11:00it's all theater.
00:11:01It's fucking fake.
00:11:03What do you think, Lino?
00:11:04What the hell?
00:11:07You gotta take better care of yourself, man.
00:11:09Let's go get some food.
00:11:15Maybe Vince is right.
00:11:17That trap must have fucked me up worse than I thought.
00:11:20Probably cracked my skull,
00:11:21and now my brain's gonna leak out all over my sneakers.
00:11:24Or some bacteria-ass shit
00:11:27that makes you go crazy
00:11:28and kills you two weeks later.
00:11:32Bro, are you okay?
00:11:34For real, man.
00:11:35You seem pretty out of it.
00:11:36You wanna go home and chill?
00:11:38I don't know.
00:11:39I'm suddenly seeing all this trippy shit
00:11:41and it's freaking me out.
00:11:42Like, look, that dude over there.
00:11:44You don't see anything weird?
00:11:46Look at him!
00:11:52Remind me what I'm looking at?
00:11:53You didn't see his shadow?
00:11:56With crazy tentacles and shit coming out of his head?
00:11:59Huh?
00:12:06What? I'm not crazy, dude!
00:12:08Yeah, Lino, sure you're not.
00:12:09Fuck, what's wrong with me?
00:12:10I think the sun's probably frying your brain.
00:12:12It's too hot outside. Let's go.
00:12:13Yeah, maybe.
00:12:14Let's find a place to hang out and chill.
00:12:16So, people's day?
00:12:17Oh, again?
00:12:19But I want froyo!
00:12:21Hey!
00:12:34Wrong!
00:12:35It's those chemtrails in the sky that's making it so hot.
00:12:37The government's ruining our climate
00:12:39so that we buy more American-made cars and soda.
00:12:52At the dinner where we what?
00:12:54Yeah, buy more soda.
00:12:55I'm telling you, man.
00:12:56The sugar and car lobbies run our country.
00:12:59Huh?
00:13:00Damn, Messi.
00:13:01I would let her lobby me all day.
00:13:08Oh!
00:13:09She's looking at us.
00:13:11Oh, Lino, she's checking you out, brother.
00:13:17Señorita.
00:13:18Yeah, uh, let's get out of here.
00:13:20Let's get out of here.
00:13:21What are you doing?
00:13:22Why are we running?
00:13:24Wait up!
00:13:25We didn't eat for the food.
00:13:30Gracias, pero...
00:13:32This is too much.
00:13:33It's cool. Keep the change.
00:13:43I don't know about you, but I got that itis.
00:13:45And make sure you stay downwind for me.
00:13:49Plus, I get gas. It's genetic.
00:13:51Genetics? That...
00:13:52It's not genetic, Willie. You're just disgusting.
00:13:54Don't judge me, man.
00:13:55Hey, guys.
00:13:57I think someone's tailing us.
00:13:59See that one over there pretending to talk on the phone that don't work?
00:14:02Huh? Wait, where?
00:14:04Yo, be more discreet, dumbass.
00:14:06You mean wingtips?
00:14:08Yeah.
00:14:09The three of them have been following us for a while now.
00:14:19Now I feel stupid. They weren't even after us, man.
00:14:22What the hell is up with you today?
00:14:24You've been acting crazy since this morning.
00:14:29Huh?
00:14:33Still think I'm paranoid?
00:14:38Hey, guys.
00:14:39I think someone's tailing us.
00:14:41See that one over there pretending to talk on the phone that don't work?
00:14:44Huh? Wait, where?
00:14:47Uh, why don't we just ask them what they want?
00:14:50Nah, man.
00:14:52I'm not asking those men and black motherfuckers nothing.
00:14:59What are we supposed to do, Lino?
00:15:03We go into ninja mode.
00:15:05We turn the corner, and as soon as we're out of their sight, we out.
00:15:11Ninja!
00:15:16Don't let him get away!
00:15:23What do they want?
00:15:29Slow down!
00:15:47Ah!
00:15:50Stop, or I'll shoot!
00:15:52Oh, shit.
00:15:53Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, gun.
00:15:54Wait, what?
00:15:58Shit!
00:15:59Ah!
00:16:03Shoot him!
00:16:17Ah!
00:16:22Go!
00:16:23Get the fuck out of here!
00:16:25I've got you, bro.
00:16:28Fucking prick, you...
00:16:39I got you, Lino!
00:16:41Oh, shit.
00:16:57We need to get out of here right now. Let's go.
00:17:05Did you grab his gun, dude?
00:17:07Why the fuck would I do that? It's not GTA.
00:17:09Let's go.
00:17:14What do you think those dudes wanted from us, man?
00:17:16To kill us, obviously.
00:17:18The whole damn city's nuts.
00:17:20What could they want?
00:17:22Dude, did you see their clothes?
00:17:23They're not from here, are they?
00:17:25For real, they weren't dressed like dealers, bro.
00:17:27Looked like hitmen to me.
00:17:29Hopefully they're looking for someone else.
00:17:31You mean some other ugly bug-eyed dude and a guy with his head on fire?
00:17:35Maybe they're CIA.
00:17:36Yeah, right. They wanted to know where we were when Kennedy got shot.
00:17:39Ba-bang!
00:17:41Too soon?
00:17:42Whoa, a shooting star. You see that?
00:17:44No, where?
00:17:45In the sky. Where else, dumbass?
00:17:47Fuck you, Willy. I just didn't see it. The sky's big.
00:17:50My head's on fire and the sky's too big.
00:17:52Fucking rude. Why would you... Hey, I saw one that time.
00:17:54Look, there's another one.
00:17:55Make a wish. Make a wish right now.
00:17:57What would you wish for, Lino?
00:17:59Me?
00:18:01I don't know.
00:18:03I just want to be...
00:18:05a somebody.
00:18:34Son of a bitch!
00:18:37What the fuck?
00:18:38What the fuck?
00:18:39What's wrong with you, Jakey?
00:18:41You're picking up the whole city.
00:18:49Do you hear that?
00:18:51Wait, stop that. Stop that.
00:18:53Is that police chatter?
00:18:56Operation Black Ball is a go.
00:18:57Move, move, move!
00:18:59What the hell is Operation Black Ball?
00:19:29Not the last fucking time.
00:19:31If you don't...
00:19:32Contact in ten seconds.
00:19:35I don't know what's going on outside,
00:19:37but whatever it is, it's kind of weird.
00:19:41What the fuck?
00:19:42Contact.
00:19:53Jake, man, what the fuck are you doing?
00:19:55Grab over here and help us!
00:19:59Fuck!
00:20:15Status?
00:20:17What's your status? Report.
00:20:29Go!
00:21:00What?
00:21:09This is my shit hole!
00:21:11Get the fuck out!
00:21:19Did you just kill a cop?
00:21:30No!
00:21:31Are they gonna kill us?
00:21:32They're gonna kill us.
00:21:33Not yet.
00:21:59Grenade! Grenade!
00:22:09Lino, come on!
00:22:11Come on, we have to go!
00:22:30What?
00:22:55Yo, this way, dumbass!
00:23:00Shit!
00:23:04How is he doing that?
00:23:17Hey, Lino, down here, hurry!
00:23:21Whoa, man.
00:23:22I'm not saying this is over in the sewer,
00:23:24but I think you might be a ninja-turner, Lino.
00:23:30Shit.
00:23:32You gonna tell me you killed him?
00:23:35Two idiot kids took out an entire elite squad.
00:23:40The Abomination did this.
00:23:42I knew that little bastard's power wouldn't stay dormant.
00:23:46And you assholes let him get away.
00:23:48The kids are taking a time bomb
00:23:50that needs to be extinguished before it explodes.
00:23:53It needs to be extinguished before it explodes.
00:24:10Getting harder to work without Diablo in the ring.
00:24:13He keeps going off book.
00:24:16Guy has, like, no boundaries.
00:24:18Oh, come on.
00:24:19What, you gonna cry about it?
00:24:21He's our freaking Diablo.
00:24:22He may bust our balls,
00:24:23but he's giving the crowd what they want.
00:24:26Look.
00:24:27See?
00:24:28Tell me that's not a sign.
00:24:30Hmm.
00:24:31Looks kind of like a cockroach.
00:24:33Again with your damn signs.
00:24:36Bullshit.
00:24:37Now it's a roach on your town.
00:24:39Last week you saw the Virgin Guadalupe in your rearview.
00:24:41And then some stupid face on fire.
00:24:43A flaming skull on my BLT in Aguas Calientes.
00:24:47Because the universe always writes its most important messages on sandwiches?
00:24:51I think you're just seeing what you want to see.
00:24:54Reading into things too much.
00:24:56I'm just saying, stop looking for meaning where there isn't any.
00:24:59You're gonna drive yourself totally nuts with that shit.
00:25:03You just can't accept the fact that we're Guardians.
00:25:05And as Guardians, it's our job to stay vigilant
00:25:07for whatever the universe throws our way.
00:25:09We...
00:25:11He's right.
00:25:12It was only by deciphering signs and omens
00:25:15that the ancients before us could fulfill their true destinies.
00:25:18Every generation of Guardians exists to fight a specific battle.
00:25:22Don't worry, we'll get tagged in.
00:25:24And then our purpose will be revealed to us.
00:25:27Hell yeah!
00:25:29Yeah, but...
00:25:30Like a cockroach?
00:25:32Can the universe be clearer?
00:25:34Our job is to be patient and lie in wait.
00:25:37And when the world finally needs us, we'll know it.
00:25:41The Lucha Ultima fighters
00:25:43are descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes,
00:25:47the most elite warriors of the Aztec Empire.
00:25:50Masters of the Mystica,
00:25:52the art of unraveling the mysteries of destiny.
00:25:55Generations of Guardians have waged wars in the shadows,
00:25:59keeping us safe from evil since time immemorial.
00:26:03But today's Luchadores have no such battle.
00:26:06Donning tights and fighting each other in spectacular choreographed shows
00:26:10to pay the rent and stave off existential boredom.
00:26:37That'll be indifficult.
00:26:52We'll find him either way.
00:26:55So where is he?
00:27:07Holy Mary, Mother of God,
00:27:09please protect my precious boy.
00:27:11I am sure you will find him.
00:27:26This is your last chance.
00:27:28Where is he?
00:27:30I only have one request.
00:27:33Please don't shoot me in the head.
00:27:47She knew what she was doing.
00:27:49The bitch was playing us.
00:27:54The kid's long gone by now.
00:28:03Hmm.
00:28:12My last quarter.
00:28:13This shit better not go straight to voicemail.
00:28:15We fucked, man.
00:28:18Hmm.
00:28:30Not now.
00:28:32My ass is gonna explode.
00:28:37What?
00:28:38Hey, Willy, is that you?
00:28:39Oh, hey, my dude.
00:28:40How's life on the run?
00:28:41You need to find us another spot, man.
00:28:42We can't hide out here.
00:28:43We shouldn't be talking about this in my home.
00:28:45Don't mind the phones.
00:28:46I'm probably tapped.
00:28:47It's called surveillance, dumbass.
00:28:48I know, I know, but this place is way too good, man.
00:28:50Like, I'm cool, but this is...
00:28:51Oh, my apologies.
00:28:52Caesar's freaking palace was all fucked.
00:28:54What?
00:28:55Hey, why don't I just call my buddy at the Redwood?
00:28:57What's with the beeping?
00:28:58Stop pushing buttons, dude.
00:28:59Call the hotel that caters specifically to cop killers.
00:29:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, we fucked up, and we totally owe you one.
00:29:03But can you just hook us up one last time?
00:29:05Like a plan B or like a relative we can stay with or something?
00:29:08What am I, your travel agent?
00:29:10That's all I got, guys.
00:29:12And you two better not come back here because you're CIA.
00:29:15And also, I'm dealing with an emergency situation right now.
00:29:18We're not playing around, man.
00:29:19We have some real deep shit right now.
00:29:21What?
00:29:22He hung up on me.
00:29:23No, I see how it is.
00:29:24Fine, guys, be that way.
00:29:35I don't think we should stay here, Lino.
00:29:37Look how much we stand out.
00:29:38I'm half naked.
00:29:39Sorry.
00:29:40I know you like that shirt.
00:29:42But we couldn't risk them seeing you in green.
00:29:44Yeah, I know.
00:29:45Hey, but look on the bright side.
00:29:47Cops ain't gonna find us here because they won't step foot in this part of town.
00:29:51They not that crazy.
00:29:52That makes me feel so much better about our situation.
00:29:55Gotta keep our heads down.
00:29:57Don't disrespect nobody.
00:29:59Just keep walking and hope we don't die.
00:30:03Same ground rules as back home, right?
00:30:12Yo.
00:30:13What's good, cuz?
00:30:14There ain't no place for no little motherfuckers like you.
00:30:17And give it to our thoughts, no tongue nor any unproportionate thought is asked.
00:30:21That's Shakespeare.
00:30:23Oh, see, this guy Willie's our friend.
00:30:26And, um, it was kind of complicated, but I mean, we come from Dark Maze City,
00:30:32and me and my boy Vin's here.
00:30:33We need a little break, you know, like a little vacation.
00:30:35So, uh, what do you say?
00:30:37So, uh, Willie hooked us up with a place to chill for a bit.
00:30:39And, uh...
00:30:40Ah, fuck.
00:30:42He's off, boy.
00:30:43Watch him.
00:30:46Watch him.
00:30:47Go.
00:30:48Come on.
00:30:49Get him, get him, get him.
00:30:51Come on, Vince, we gotta move.
00:30:53Come on, Vince.
00:30:55Come on, Vince.
00:30:56Get him, get him.
00:30:58Just keep walking, man.
00:30:59You know that's not gonna work.
00:31:00You know that's not gonna work.
00:31:01Keep walking.
00:31:02Keep walking.
00:31:04Get him.
00:31:05Well, it's a shithole, but at least we got a place to lay low, that's what matters.
00:31:22Just a place to chill till this shit flows over.
00:31:26What?
00:31:27Why are the crows even aggressive?
00:31:32It's weird without my roaches.
00:31:40I read that lost cats can travel like hundreds of miles to find their owner.
00:31:44I wish my roaches could do that.
00:31:55If we're lucky, maybe we'll get shot before we starve.
00:31:58So, there's that.
00:32:00I was thinking just maybe we can go to the cops.
00:32:03Tell them what happened, they'll let us go.
00:32:05Oh, shit, you're right, bruh.
00:32:06Too bad you didn't say nothing to the cops that was in our apartment trying to kill us yesterday.
00:32:11What was that? Did the box come with a prize?
00:32:18Damn, we even got power?
00:32:21...are very dangerous.
00:32:23These two criminals are wanted for first-degree murder, violence against the police, resisting arrest, and conspiring against the United...
00:32:29What? Is that us?
00:32:31...if you encounter these individuals, please do not approach or engage them in any way.
00:32:35For your safety, I repeat...
00:32:37Jesus, what the fuck is going on, man?
00:32:39Still feeling the whole turn yourself in idea?
00:32:41Wait, wait, what's...
00:32:43Just listen.
00:32:44Turn it up.
00:32:45...at 666-333...
00:32:51Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:54Yesterday I was just a normal fucking dude minding my business and today I'm a goddamn terrorist?
00:32:58Eh, if you look at the bright side, at least we don't have to worry about someone calling the police on us here.
00:33:29...
00:33:32...
00:33:56No fucking around this time. You three with me, the rest of you watch the front.
00:34:00Hey, check out the suits. Y'all bitches lost or something?
00:34:03Hey, big boy, put your dog on his leash or I'll put him down.
00:34:08Fuck you just said!
00:34:09You want us to handle him, boss?
00:34:14Who you gonna put down now? Damn, looks like you need a new suit, bitch!
00:34:22Oh, shit, it's a bitch!
00:34:24Hey, everyone over here!
00:34:26Huh?
00:34:32The sooner we take them out, the sooner we get the kids!
00:34:35Stop sleeping, man, get the fuck downstairs!
00:34:40I want those two found now!
00:34:44Bitch, damn, they found us!
00:34:52Come on, move!
00:34:55They're making a run for it through the back door!
00:34:57What are you waiting for? Get to your cars!
00:35:02All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. Action!
00:35:15It's now the ready-witted time of night, when churchyard dawn and hell itself be locked and tabled to this world!
00:35:22Lock him in! Lock him in!
00:35:24Get those assholes!
00:35:27You ain't getting away, motherfucker!
00:35:33Damn, could I drink hot blood and be the best bit of business at the...
00:35:38What the fuck?
00:35:39Damn, just bootleg, motherfucker!
00:35:42To be or not to be, that's the question.
00:35:46I can pull Shakespeare too, bitch.
00:35:52They got Shakespeare!
00:35:59Drive.
00:36:00Drive.
00:36:22Y'all fucking suits should've stayed where you was from.
00:36:25It's Palm Hill.
00:36:27Hey, you heard me, homie?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:37Oh, shit! What the fuck was that?
00:36:40What in the actual fuck is that?
00:36:55It's... it's that shadow.
00:37:00What the fuck is that thing, Lino?
00:37:19Wait, Lino, stop, stop, stop.
00:37:21This one has keys.
00:37:24Lino, we're not fucking selling ice cream, bro. Just go.
00:37:29Lino, pop the clutch and go for it.
00:37:31What are you doing, man? Just drive. Drive the car.
00:37:33I'm sorry. I ain't never driven no ice cream truck before.
00:37:40Shit!
00:37:42Come on, come on, come on!
00:37:45Shit!
00:37:47Come on, come on, come on!
00:37:57There you are, fuckers.
00:37:59They found us. We gotta fucking go.
00:38:09Fuck.
00:38:14Fuck.
00:38:20What the fuck is going on?
00:38:23Where are those horrible tentacle creatures from?
00:38:27The movies have never been this insane!
00:38:31And how does Vin stay alive with his head on fire?
00:38:36Wait, did I just say that?
00:38:45Fuck.
00:38:49Try hitting him. Just shut up and drive.
00:38:57Vince, you gotta try and slow him down.
00:38:59But how?
00:39:00I don't know. Do something. Anything!
00:39:04Give me a good angle.
00:39:07Fuck.
00:39:13Wipe that shit off.
00:39:31Oh, shit!
00:39:37I'll kill these bastards myself.
00:39:58Shit.
00:39:59How are we doing? We lost them yet?
00:40:01No, no, they're still on us.
00:40:07Fuck.
00:40:18Hey, here, take this. These are slow to eat.
00:40:22You out there, not in here!
00:40:25Huh? What did you say?
00:40:27You out there, not in here!
00:40:37Vin!
00:40:48What the...
00:41:01You know, it looked like the cops were throwing a party.
00:41:07Nino, red light, red light!
00:41:10Grab onto something!
00:41:36Vin!
00:41:41I'll fucking kill you!
00:41:51See that? I told you we'd lose them.
00:41:55About that, Nino, they're still here.
00:41:59No fucking way.
00:42:00Man, get off my dick!
00:42:07Vin!
00:42:18Vin, I'm gonna need you to sit your ass down and buckle the fuck up!
00:42:21Why?
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:31What I'm doing is fucking handling it!
00:42:33No, no, no, no, no!
00:42:36Vin!
00:43:06Alive! We're alive!
00:43:37They couldn't have gotten very far.
00:43:39I want you to set up a perimeter.
00:43:41Start where they were spotted last.
00:43:43Get every man on the job, and tighten the net.
00:43:47The kid is special.
00:43:53If he can actually tell machos from humans,
00:43:56then we're in a world of shit.
00:44:01I'm gonna need you to sit your ass down and buckle the fuck up!
00:44:07Promised your mom I'd find you, kid.
00:44:10And I'm a man of my word.
00:44:15In other news, the neighborhood of Palm Hill
00:44:17became a veritable war zone this afternoon.
00:44:19What incited the violence is, as of yet, unknown.
00:44:23Longtime rival gangs, the Grapes and the Limes,
00:44:26have joined forces against the police units called in to...
00:44:32And the violence only appears to be...
00:44:36...the nearby neighborhoods.
00:44:40Thank you, Sarah.
00:44:41Have there been any reported casualties?
00:44:43Sources suggest at least ten killed,
00:44:45and over fifty seriously injured.
00:44:47Residents are advised to stay indoors until further notice.
00:44:51Please stay safe out there, Sarah.
00:44:53We'll keep bringing you the latest updates
00:44:55as we get more information about the devastating riots
00:44:57playing out on the south side of DMC,
00:45:00and in a shocking new development
00:45:02taking place on the other side of town.
00:45:04Our phone lines have apparently been flooded
00:45:06with eyewitness reports that a huge colony of insects
00:45:10has been seen leaving the city
00:45:12and heading in the direction of the desert.
00:45:14We don't yet understand the cause of this mass migration,
00:45:17but in this journalist's opinion,
00:45:19if even the cockroaches are fleeing DMC,
00:45:21what hope remains for the rest of us.
00:45:34Man, I really hope Peepo remembers that huge tip I left him.
00:45:37I don't know about this one, Lino.
00:45:40How long has it been since we ate something?
00:45:45Is Peepo even here right now?
00:45:50I am hungry.
00:46:00It's her.
00:46:05Wait, Lino, no, no, don't go in, don't go in.
00:46:07Trust me on this.
00:46:17So that's how we got mixed up in all this.
00:46:21I know it sounds crazy, but...
00:46:23I believe you.
00:46:25I mean, seriously, and no offense,
00:46:27but you two don't really look like
00:46:29intimidating criminal masterminds.
00:46:32Seriously, there's no way you two can run forever.
00:46:35I bet there are tons of ways to prove you're innocent.
00:46:38Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons of ways
00:46:40they can frame us, too.
00:46:45Here.
00:46:47You guys look like you need this more than I do.
00:46:50Am I the only one that's creeped out
00:46:52by the fact that Peepo's not back?
00:46:57Get off me!
00:47:00Get off me!
00:47:02Like Ma's guard of the flame.
00:47:11You did well, Luna.
00:47:13For once.
00:47:15See, boys?
00:47:17Follow your brain instead of your dick.
00:47:29Come on.
00:47:45I remember the first time I saw them.
00:47:48I was scared, too.
00:47:50Until I realized
00:47:52they're not the freaks of nature.
00:47:54We are.
00:47:59We are.
00:48:14Mama.
00:48:18Papa.
00:48:29Papa.
00:48:45Nice to finally make your acquaintance,
00:48:48Angelino.
00:48:53Who are you?
00:48:55What do you want from us?
00:48:57And where's Vince?
00:49:01Inquisitive young man,
00:49:03the real question is,
00:49:05who are you?
00:49:07You, Angelino, are a being
00:49:09unlike any other in this world.
00:49:11I imagine you've always known that
00:49:13deep down.
00:49:16But where are my manners?
00:49:18You may call me
00:49:20Mr. K.
00:49:22I am a race known as the Machos.
00:49:25Spawned from the dark matter of the universe.
00:49:28You felt that delicious surge of rage
00:49:31and bloodlust course through you.
00:49:33That uncontrollable desire for destruction.
00:49:37I know what you're thinking, little one.
00:49:40Your father was just as stubborn.
00:49:42You see, he was one of us.
00:49:45He had so much potential.
00:49:47That is until the day he fell in love
00:49:49and broke our most fundamental law.
00:49:51Never breed with a human.
00:49:54Macho blood flows through you, Angelino.
00:49:59Your father did you a disservice
00:50:01in trusting you to the humans.
00:50:03You've never been one of them, and you know it.
00:50:05You belong to the master race.
00:50:08Yet you live a wretched existence
00:50:11in a wretched city, surrounded by wretched people
00:50:14who despise you for being different.
00:50:17Your so-called friends are only companions in this misery.
00:50:20Failures keeping you from reaching your true potential.
00:50:23But now it's time to spread your wings and fly.
00:50:26Come be with your own kind, Angelino.
00:50:29Upon returning to your cell, you will kill your friend.
00:50:32Extinguish the pathetic existence you've been living
00:50:35since the day your wretched mother birthed you.
00:50:37So your life can finally start.
00:50:43Kill him and take your rightful place.
00:50:50Abandon your humanity
00:50:52and become who you were always meant to be.
00:50:55Trust me, my dear boy.
00:50:57We are offering you a true family.
00:51:00Kill Vince?
00:51:05He's almost ready. You may now send in Luna.
00:51:08Kill Vince?
00:51:14I have to...
00:51:20I have to...
00:51:30Angelino.
00:51:33You must be so confused right now and I'm so, so sorry.
00:51:38Embrace your true nature.
00:51:41I've been where you are, too.
00:51:43You need to accept who you really are.
00:51:46Please, Angelino.
00:51:48This is your destiny.
00:51:58You and I could do great things together.
00:52:02I must kill Vince.
00:52:07No point fighting it.
00:52:09The battle has been won.
00:52:12DMC was just phase one.
00:52:15We are infiltrating the economic and financial strata of every city in the nation.
00:52:20We are in your police force, on Wall Street, in your White House.
00:52:24Our presence in Congress allowed us to push through laws
00:52:27which let us spread our agenda unhindered throughout the globe.
00:52:31Cruelty, greed, corruption, hate.
00:52:34The Earth is our playground.
00:52:37We machos sustain ourselves
00:52:40with a bounty of negative energy that seeps like magma from mankind's every pore.
00:52:45And believe me, when it comes to negative energy,
00:52:48this planet's resources are truly inexhaustible.
00:53:02Stay here, Angelino.
00:53:04Mommy will be right back for you.
00:53:07Luna?
00:53:10I just want to be... a somebody.
00:53:17Mommy's here, sweetie.
00:53:20Mommy will always be here for you.
00:53:31I must kill Vince.
00:53:35It's all right. He's just in shock.
00:53:38Release him.
00:53:40Take him to the cell where his skeleton friend is waiting.
00:53:43Let him make his own choice.
00:53:45For the first time in his miserable existence,
00:53:47young Angelino will be the master of his own fate.
00:53:51And if his pathetic friend is still alive in the morning,
00:53:55kill them both.
00:53:58But sir, with all due respect, why even give him a chance?
00:54:02The kid is a threat.
00:54:04If he's really that powerful, why not just eliminate him now?
00:54:08Yes, sir.
00:54:16And that, my dear Maccabee,
00:54:19is the key difference between our two species.
00:54:22While you humans don't think twice about massacring your fellow man,
00:54:27machos consider our brothers' and sisters' lives to be sacred,
00:54:30for we share a common ideal.
00:54:32But I don't expect a human to grasp such a concept.
00:54:37Yes, sir.
00:54:39Ensure that you do not question my authority again, Mr. Maccabee.
00:54:45Father?
00:54:47You always told me there was no way I could survive outside the base,
00:54:52that I was the only hybrid,
00:54:54and humans would never accept me.
00:54:57So how was he able to live?
00:54:59And look at his life!
00:55:00Is that the kind of miserable existence you want?
00:55:03I don't have time for this, Luna.
00:55:04There are more important matters to attend to.
00:55:06Make yourself useful elsewhere.
00:55:08I will not hear another word of it.
00:55:25Are we seriously relying on a swarm of cockroaches for directions?
00:55:29We should turn around.
00:55:31This whole thing is fucking nuts.
00:55:35Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
00:55:50Lino?
00:55:51Dude, I didn't know where they took you. I was freaking out.
00:55:53I thought probably they killed you or something, but...
00:55:56I'm really glad you're here.
00:56:00Whoa, shit, man. Are you all right?
00:56:02You all right?
00:56:03We're leaving.
00:56:04We must part from here.
00:56:05What are you talking about, man?
00:56:06Man, have you seen where we are?
00:56:07We're in like a bunker with guards and cameras and shit.
00:56:11It makes Guantanamo look like a Girl Scout retreat.
00:56:16Whoever put us here doesn't want us to ever get out, man.
00:56:19They ran all kinds of tests on me, Lino.
00:56:21Tests, electrodes everywhere.
00:56:23I mean, my head, my body.
00:56:25They put them on my junk, man.
00:56:27My junk.
00:56:28Shit's on you, bro.
00:56:29We finally lost those assholes.
00:56:31I had to go talk to D.C. Peabody very new.
00:56:34I told you something.
00:56:35What the crap?
00:56:36Right about her.
00:56:37You had to think with your dick.
00:56:38I hope it was fucking worth it.
00:56:46Well, congratulations.
00:56:48Look where your little crush got him.
00:56:50Really, you need to shut the fuck up, Vince.
00:56:52Man, I don't feel good.
00:56:54It's happening.
00:56:57Uh, Lino?
00:56:58I can't control it.
00:57:00Stay back!
00:57:03Lino, you're starting to freak me out, man.
00:57:05I said, get the fuck away from me!
00:57:14Lino!
00:57:15Get hurt!
00:57:16Cut it out!
00:57:17There is no Lino.
00:57:18Lino is gone!
00:57:19Lino!
00:57:21Not what you think I am.
00:57:22The pathetic being you called Lino is an illusion.
00:57:26And Lino's purpose has been to hold me back.
00:57:30Wretched creature.
00:57:32Now do you see who I am?
00:57:34You're my little friend.
00:57:38Friend.
00:57:46Looks like that old bald dude was right.
00:57:48I really am just a fucking monster.
00:57:50Holy shit, man.
00:57:52What those assholes do to you in there?
00:57:55I'm so sorry, Vince.
00:57:58I don't understand.
00:58:01There's this thing inside of me that's just...
00:58:04Quiet down in there!
00:58:06Or I'll put my foot up your ass, I swear to God.
00:58:12You fucking scumbags.
00:58:18That's it! No dinner for you kids tonight!
00:58:22No!
00:58:39Good.
00:58:40Very good.
00:58:44Sir, we have a security breach reported at checkpoint 4C.
00:58:47A security breach?
00:58:48How's that possible?
00:58:53Check, check, check.
00:59:04Okay, boys, you survey the perimeter. I'll check the lab.
00:59:07These science nerds and old farts won't give me any trouble.
00:59:10Yeah, try not to fall asleep, tough guy.
00:59:14Fucking Doug. He's not even funny.
00:59:22Hey!
00:59:26We make our escape now or never!
00:59:33You ignorant sheep.
00:59:53No!
01:00:10You can stand in the ceiling if you like.
01:00:13Vince.
01:00:14You're getting real close to me, dude.
01:00:16Vince.
01:00:23You don't think I'm losing it, man.
01:00:26Vince.
01:00:36Who the fuck are they shooting at?
01:00:53Fuck!
01:00:59Hey, I think...
01:01:00You okay?
01:01:05Stay with us, bro.
01:01:06Lito, hold on. Hold on!
01:01:13Vámonos, todos!
01:01:16Shit, we're lost.
01:01:18There's an exit here!
01:01:23Stay with me, Lito.
01:01:25Please don't fall asleep.
01:01:27Hold on, Lito.
01:01:46Daddy, daddy, is that you?
01:01:49Your mother didn't abandon you, son.
01:01:52She hid you from them.
01:01:54Sacrificed her life to save yours.
01:01:59Your mother loved you with all her heart.
01:02:06I did everything in my power to protect the two of you.
01:02:10To keep you safe.
01:02:12They were too strong for me.
01:02:14Daddy.
01:02:15Become who you truly are, my son.
01:02:20The Machos are malevolent beings.
01:02:22Nasty creatures who made a pact with power-hungry humans.
01:02:25But they never truly trusted them.
01:02:27Not enough to breed with, anyway.
01:02:29So they created their own hybrids in a lab.
01:02:31Hybrids that feel neither fear nor pain, and are unburdened by conscience.
01:02:35The perfect fusion of the two species.
01:02:37But this little fella's different.
01:02:39He's the organic, flawed fruit of a forbidden love.
01:02:42As you can see, offspring from such a union inherit traits at random.
01:02:46Their potential is limitless.
01:02:48Yeah, yeah, Doc.
01:02:49So how do we kill these Machos?
01:02:51Like all creatures from the pits of hell, they abhor the cold.
01:02:54It's no coincidence that for decades, politicians have been working surreptitiously to bring about an era of global warming.
01:03:01Emitting greenhouse gases.
01:03:03Massive deforestation.
01:03:04Subsidizing fossil fuels.
01:03:06You get the idea.
01:03:07It takes time, this terraforming.
01:03:09By pushing us towards extinction, they tip Earth's balance to their favor.
01:03:14And why wouldn't they?
01:03:16When their years of well-laid plans could be irrevocably compromised by some pesky winter snowstorm.
01:03:44Ah.
01:03:50Helino!
01:03:53Yo, Sleeping Beauty.
01:03:55You've been knocked out for like three days, man.
01:03:57I wasn't gonna sleep with the Tug or anything, you know.
01:03:59I don't do that, I'm a gentleman.
01:04:04Vince, where the hell are we?
01:04:09Time for a smoke break.
01:04:10Whatever.
01:04:11Just don't do that shit too close to me.
01:04:13I don't want anything to blow up.
01:04:14Anyway, smoke break this, pee break that.
01:04:16I need you gentlemen to hunker down and focus.
01:04:19We have a world to save!
01:04:20There's no way we're gonna finish this in time.
01:04:22My word, you lot are worse than a bunch of briny teenagers.
01:04:25Stick to the plan and no more godforsaken breaks.
01:04:29Ba-da-ba-da-ba.
01:04:31My name is Felice, and I have gas.
01:04:38Uh, you in here, Skeleton Man?
01:04:41Hey, the kids went AWOL!
01:04:46We didn't belong there, man.
01:04:48Look at us.
01:04:49We can't even save ourselves.
01:04:50How are we gonna save the world?
01:05:10No!
01:05:31No!
01:05:40No!
01:05:54Anyone who wants to disappear goes to Mexico, right?
01:05:57I don't know.
01:05:58It just doesn't feel right, you know?
01:05:59Just keep in town like this?
01:06:00I mean, what are we even gonna do down there?
01:06:02We've got no marketable skills.
01:06:04Yeah, we'll figure it out, man.
01:06:06Somehow.
01:06:07Whatever.
01:06:08I was glad Willie won't be there.
01:06:11Oh, shit, I forgot about Willie.
01:06:13Poor little dude probably thinks we dead.
01:06:15I mean, we were kind of his only family, right?
01:06:20I still got a dollar left.
01:06:22The phone's right there if you want to hit him up.
01:06:32That must be them.
01:06:34Keep going.
01:06:35Scrape the boy's fucking head off.
01:06:37Hey, it's ringing.
01:06:41Greetings.
01:06:42Yo, dude, it's us.
01:06:43What's good, man?
01:06:44Funny you should ask.
01:06:45I'm kind of in a situation right now.
01:06:47Hey, I thought I told you not to pull it.
01:06:49This is funny, you little piece of shit.
01:06:51Hello? Hello?
01:06:52Willie?
01:06:53Willie!
01:06:55What's up with this piece of shit phone?
01:06:57Hello?
01:06:58Oh, good.
01:06:59I hear you now.
01:07:00Me and Vince got some real shit to fill you in on, bro.
01:07:02What a coincidence.
01:07:03So do I.
01:07:05Capital info.
01:07:06Back home now.
01:07:08Life or death question.
01:07:10Did I say it right?
01:07:12What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
01:07:14Hey, is someone there?
01:07:15I just got back.
01:07:16It's a super big emergency.
01:07:18I can't talk about it.
01:07:20What?
01:07:21Willie, man, I can't understand you, dude.
01:07:23Hey, are you home or something, bro?
01:07:25For real, you're not making any sense.
01:07:27Capital info?
01:07:28What?
01:07:29I don't know what to say.
01:07:32Uh-uh.
01:07:33I can't tell you over the phone.
01:07:35Just get your asses here now!
01:07:37What?
01:07:38Hello?
01:07:39Willie?
01:07:40What's up?
01:07:41What'd he say?
01:07:43He said he needs to tell us some important shit.
01:07:45Then that motherfucker hung up on me.
01:07:47Was acting real weird the whole time, man.
01:07:49So? He's always weird.
01:07:51I don't know, man.
01:07:52Something sounded off.
01:07:53I think we gotta go back.
01:07:55Back to DMC? Are you crazy, man?
01:07:57Yeah, you're right.
01:07:58It's too risky.
01:07:59Damn straight, it's too risky?
01:08:01Willie's a survivor. He don't need us.
01:08:07But if he's really in danger,
01:08:09we can't just leave our boy hanging like that.
01:08:11Fuck Willie!
01:08:12How long we gonna keep letting this douchebag fuck our lives up?
01:08:15He's your boy, Lino, not mine.
01:08:17It's not my job to handle his shit.
01:08:19What we have to fucking do is get out of here,
01:08:21away from the DMC, away from the Tentacle Mafia,
01:08:23and from motherfucking Willie.
01:08:25It's nothing but fucking trouble, man.
01:08:28Ugh.
01:08:30Don't just look at me. Let's go save him.
01:08:38Hang tight, buddy.
01:08:52As DMC police try to quell the violent riots plaguing the city,
01:08:56President Cortex made an official statement,
01:08:58declaring the riots...
01:08:59Hey, hey!
01:09:01Huh?
01:09:04Sit tight, cat boy.
01:09:06This better be your friends, or you'll be in a world of hurt.
01:09:10Your performance on the farm was shit.
01:09:13Let's hope they bought it.
01:09:15If not, I might get creative
01:09:17and shove some fireworks at that furry little ass of yours.
01:09:21Because, hey, I'm feeling vested.
01:09:23Little secret?
01:09:24Even as a kid, I loved torturing the animals.
01:09:27So pardon me, I hope your friends don't show up.
01:09:38Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:09:40I'm sweating my fucking balls off in here.
01:09:43It's hotter than Satan's anus in this piece of shit trailer.
01:09:46Don't you have a fan in here?
01:09:47Jesus Christ.
01:09:51It can't be.
01:09:52No fucking way.
01:09:53They actually came back.
01:09:55Those fuckwits are unbelievable.
01:10:00This is too perfect.
01:10:02Your boyfriends are here to rescue you.
01:10:04Hold it.
01:10:05Now say cheese.
01:10:09Come on, out of the way, asshole.
01:10:13Don't move.
01:10:15No, no, no, no.
01:10:16Stay right there.
01:10:23There you are.
01:10:26Son of a bitch.
01:10:30Come on.
01:10:32Show me your eyes.
01:10:35Good night.
01:10:37No.
01:10:39Oh, fuck.
01:10:40Did you see that?
01:10:41Let's get the motherfucker, man.
01:10:43Get him.
01:10:44Fuck you.
01:10:45Love you.
01:10:46Where'd that come from?
01:10:48Fuck.
01:10:56Holy shit.
01:10:57Those shots came from Willy.
01:11:03Man.
01:11:04No.
01:11:18Come on.
01:11:30Let's go.
01:11:32Fuck.
01:11:46What you're witnessing is a Channel 7 World Ahead exclusive.
01:11:50A shootout has just erupted in the Southland neighborhood,
01:11:53which had, until now, escaped involvement in the surrounding riots.
01:11:56Wait, hold on.
01:11:57I can see a man climbing onto the roof of a trailer.
01:12:00Is it another terrorist?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03He looks like a lone wolf gunman.
01:12:05Oh, you want a fucking war?
01:12:07Then you'll get one.
01:12:08Say hello to my little friend.
01:12:11Man, you gotta see Willy, huh?
01:12:13Are you crazy?
01:12:14That's suicide.
01:12:16If I don't try, I won't be able to live with myself.
01:12:19You know what I'm saying?
01:12:22Like, I may be a loser, but I'm not a fucking coward.
01:12:25What?
01:12:26Lean away.
01:12:27Fucking Willy.
01:12:31Huh?
01:12:34Get the fuck out of here, pendejo.
01:12:38Go away.
01:12:40Run, you little punk.
01:12:47I got him.
01:12:48I got him.
01:12:58What took you two men so long?
01:13:13Ladies and gentlemen, we are now witnessing an extraordinary sight.
01:13:17An unidentified flying object.
01:13:23Trajectory indicates that it originated from the desert east of DMZ.
01:13:27We still don't know what it is or why.
01:13:34It's out of our hands now.
01:13:47The UFO just exploded.
01:13:48This must be the work of an alien.
01:13:59Hey!
01:14:01What's going on?
01:14:14Lino?
01:14:16Lino!
01:14:41Doc, this wasn't part of the plan.
01:14:46Wait for the temperature to drop. You'll see.
01:14:56Lino!
01:14:58Holy shit, you're alright.
01:15:00What the hell was that in the sky?
01:15:02Do you think it was the luchador's rocket?
01:15:04I don't know. Why is it so cold?
01:15:16Lino!
01:15:37Get down!
01:15:38Get down!
01:15:45Get down!
01:16:08Yo, it's snowing in the DMZ.
01:16:10That's sick.
01:16:11Shit.
01:16:12Lino!
01:16:14I can't... I can't move.
01:16:16I'm freezing up inside.
01:16:19I'm scared, Vince.
01:16:24Oh, Lino.
01:16:25You're turning into a popsicle.
01:16:30Hey, you're not allowed to die on us, okay?
01:16:33I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
01:16:36It's in front of me.
01:16:37Then make a fucking U-turn.
01:16:39Don't go into the light.
01:16:41Huh?
01:16:42You got a lot of nerves showing your face around here after what you did?
01:16:49Man, leave us the fuck alone.
01:16:51You've been nothing but trouble since we met you.
01:17:03Lino, please don't fall for this shit again.
01:17:12Oh, shit, Lino.
01:17:15My heart is warming up.
01:17:18You did the same for me.
01:17:20Thank you for showing me there's another way, Angelino.
01:17:24I believed no one would accept me.
01:17:26Thought they'd hate me, so I hated them first.
01:17:29But feeding on hatred leaves such a bitter taste.
01:17:33I'm quickly learning I much prefer the sweetness of a stolen kiss.
01:17:38Guys!
01:17:42Ugh!
01:17:55Why are you so desperate to be like them?
01:17:57Hey, you fucking bitch!
01:18:13They made me leave my train of thought.
01:18:15Where were we?
01:18:29This has never happened to me.
01:18:32Get the fuck away from her!
01:18:42Ugh!
01:19:04Fight Angelino! Do something!
01:19:06Free your inner tentacle monster, dude!
01:19:08You have to!
01:19:09I'd rather die.
01:19:13Well, you're about to, Lino! Get up! Transform!
01:19:29This shit is gonna kill him.
01:19:34Abandon your humanity and become who you were always meant to be.
01:19:40Become who you truly are, my son.
01:19:48No, Beast. Today it's gonna be you and me.
01:19:56No!
01:19:58No!
01:20:00No!
01:20:02No!
01:20:04No!
01:20:06No!
01:20:08What are you doing, man?
01:20:10You've got tentacles used to it.
01:20:13Hell no. I'm never letting that monster control me ever again.
01:20:18Sort that shit out in therapy, man. You need to hulk out of your dead.
01:20:24I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass, dude.
01:20:27You're not gonna know what hit you.
01:20:37No.
01:20:51Looks like you guys got this. See you fucking people!
01:21:00Such power at your disposal and you did nothing with it.
01:21:08No!
01:21:14Because you're a goddamn coward.
01:21:18And that's why you ended up on the wrong side of a gun.
01:21:25Thus bad begins.
01:21:28And worse remains beyond.
01:21:31Hamlet. Act 3. Scene 4.
01:21:38Eye for an eye, motherfucker.
01:21:55He who lives by the sword...
01:21:58dies by the sword!
01:22:08Luna.
01:22:24Luna?
01:22:38Luna?
01:22:43My heart... it's getting cold again.
01:23:03So, Doc, you think we got rid of them?
01:23:07I mean, for good.
01:23:11And no one will ever know it was us who saved them.
01:23:15And we must keep it that way.
01:23:20It's been over two months since it all went down.
01:23:23Snow's finally starting to melt.
01:23:26The city's slowly getting its old groove back.
01:23:29News stopped talking about the UFO, the snow, all of it.
01:23:34They said it was eco-terrorism that a satellite crashed into the stratosphere.
01:23:39Now, nothing.
01:23:42None of it happened.
01:23:44Life picked up exactly where it left off.
01:23:47Well, almost.
01:23:49When your old president freezes to death, you elect a new one.
01:23:53I don't know if they're actually gonna be able to change anything in this fucked-up country, but...
01:23:57I think there's reason to hope.
01:23:59Still haven't heard from Willy.
01:24:00Except on the music channels.
01:24:02He's going through a mystical phase.
01:24:04Just dropped his first single.
01:24:06It's alright.
01:24:19His karma's probably fucked.
01:24:21But, as long as he's multiplying the oxygen, then he's good, I guess.
01:24:26Sooner or later, he'll come crawling back to us.
01:24:28You'll see.
01:24:30Nobody can stand Willy for more than a month.
01:24:32Me and Vince?
01:24:34Our asses are back at Rios Rosas.
01:24:36As nasty as ever, but...
01:24:38Hey, it's home.
01:24:40Plus, we found a new TV.
01:24:42So, everything's cool.
01:24:51Oh, I almost forgot.
01:24:53Marochas are back, too.
01:24:55But, without any Luchadores.
01:24:56But, without any Luchadores.
01:25:15Vince finally got hired someplace.
01:25:17You ready for this?
01:25:19At Peepo's.
01:25:21Where you and me first met.
01:25:23Yo, I'm home.
01:25:24Yo, I'm home.
01:25:26What's good, man?
01:25:28Eh, you know.
01:25:30Just writing love letters to a girl with no address.
01:25:32Yeah.
01:25:34She wasn't at Peepo's today, either, man.
01:25:36Sorry.
01:25:38Well, maybe tomorrow.
01:25:40Maybe.
01:25:42I still think about you.
01:25:44All the damn time.
01:25:46Where you are.
01:25:48What you're doing.
01:25:50And you?
01:25:52You ever think about me?
01:25:54From time to time?
01:26:05This has been Angelino.
01:26:07Coming to you live from Rios Rosas, DMC.
01:26:09New California.
01:26:11In the United States of America.
01:26:13On planet Earth, which is located in...
01:26:16You know what?
01:26:18I got no fucking idea what's out there after that.
01:26:22Thanks, Luna.
01:26:24For everything.
01:26:54You're welcome.

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