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00:00I am time.
00:02I was born with the creation of the universe.
00:05I was in the past.
00:07I am in this era.
00:08And I will live in all the coming eras.
00:15And this is my bedroom.
00:17Oh nice.
00:18Very clean.
00:19Clean will be the score of our bridge today.
00:21Let's see.
00:22If you are coming today.
00:24Yes, let's say.
00:25So you broke the bedroom.
00:28What will you make me do?
00:30I will make you do something but we won't be able to show it on camera.
00:32The first 11 games.
00:34The champion won.
00:35If it doesn't happen.
00:37Then your vlog title will be.
00:38Someone analyze the best ticket game.
00:40Okay.
00:41And if it happens.
00:42Then I will get up from here.
00:43So.
00:44I will get up.
00:45If it happens.
00:46I will take the chair.
00:47And I will take the chair.
00:48And I will go to the swimming pool.
00:49Done.
00:50Okay.
00:51Sir, come sir.
00:53Now, you will hit on the right.
00:56Is there anyone else who will hit on that?
00:58You will hit on me.
00:59I will hit on you like this.
01:03And you will hit on the other.
01:06Sumeet, see what's happening.
01:12Now you will hit like this.
01:19Where are you hitting?
01:22Where are you hitting?
01:28Now you will hit every type of shot.
01:30You will hit every type of shot.
01:48Clap.
01:53I told you to stop.
01:57No smiles.
01:58Whoever smiles.
02:00Eliminated.
02:01Discipline.
02:02Is of most importance.
02:03Straighten your ID card.
02:05Yours is straight bro.
02:06Everybody refers to me as supreme leader.
02:08From this moment onwards.
02:09If my mother's brother.
02:12Is my father.
02:15And my father's second sister.
02:18Is my daughter.
02:20Then what happened to my grandmother and me?
02:26Sorry Supreme Leader.
02:28Bodyguards, take him to jail.
02:30Take him to jail.
02:31If I see you and you are not laughing.
02:32You go to jail.
02:50You made everyone laugh.
02:53But so did I.
02:54There can't be two comedians here.
02:57You go to jail.
03:01Punjabi or Bengali?
03:03Punjabi or Bengali?
03:04No Kashmiri sir.
03:05How long is it going to take?
03:06It's not even started yet.
03:0710 minutes.
03:085 minutes.
03:09Sir, you took half an hour to make me sleep.
03:12You are an idiot.
03:14This is discrimination.
03:15Do it slowly.
03:16Do it slowly.
03:17Do it slowly.
03:18You are driving me crazy.
03:19Okay fine.
03:20Why are you shooting a video?
03:21This is life.
03:23Amazon Prime.
03:24Do you watch it?
03:25Yes.
03:26Sorry.
03:27I didn't say Amazon Prime.
03:28I got a call from Netflix.
03:30Netflix is the best.
03:31If I get married.
03:33Then I will be with only one girl.
03:34For the rest of my life.
03:35I won't be single.
03:36That's why we get married early.
03:38So that we don't go there.
03:40So that we don't go there.
03:41Yes.
03:44Now you understand the story.
03:45Okay.
03:46You have time.
03:47Do whatever you want to do.
03:48I am very happy to be single.
03:50How many days?
03:5130 days.
03:52Do you have a contract for 30 days?
03:57Are you married?
03:58No.
03:59I am not kidding.
04:00No.
04:01I am not married.
04:02I am going to have kids.
04:03Sir, you don't have to get married if you don't have kids.
04:07You are right, sir.
04:09I have only one solution.
04:12I am going to live a relaxed life.
04:14Yes.
04:15I am going to live a relaxed life.
04:17Sir, do your hair.
04:19What do you want me to do?
04:21Give me some water.
04:24What is this?
04:25He has been doing my hair since 2 hours.
04:27He is asking me to do his hair.
04:28Leave it.
04:30No one is talking about my discrimination.
04:33This is my hair and makeup.
04:34Great.
04:35What are you doing, sir?
04:36This hair.
04:38Which one?
04:39What is it?
04:40What is it?
04:41I got bitten by a mosquito.
04:42Cheater.
04:43I got bitten by a mosquito.
04:45Sir.
04:46Don't cut it like this.
04:47Sir, I have to come here to match it.
04:49Should I get it cut here as well?
04:50Yes, go ahead.
04:55I didn't get it cut in school as well.
04:58I will get it cut.
05:09I almost fell down.
05:15Up.
05:17Very nice.
05:18Very nice.
05:20Go.
05:21Up.
05:23This is difficult.
05:26Do it like a momo.
05:27Is there any other color in this?
05:30Is this a sari?
05:33Back tight.
05:34Legs down.
05:36Back tight.
05:38Legs down.
05:40Behind this.
05:43Son.
05:45You did it.
05:46You did it.
05:49Touch these two.
05:53Do it.
05:54That's it.
05:55Hold.
05:56Hold there.
05:59It's hurting here.
06:00Is it hurting?
06:01It's hurting here.
06:03It's hurting here.
06:10That's it.
06:11That's it.
06:12I want to go home.
06:15Look.
06:16It's touching.
06:17Where is it touching?
06:18Look in the shadow.
06:24Leave it.
06:25That's it.
06:26That's it.
06:27Where do we have to go?
06:28Hit and run.
06:32We met this guy.
06:34We got to know him.
06:36And now we are going to meet him in the car.
06:38So for the first time,
06:39a Swiggy guy,
06:40sorry, a Zomato guy,
06:42must have taken a lift.
06:44Yes.
06:45Which line is this?
06:46This is my side view.
06:47I really thought
06:48you were going to look like a Zomato guy.
06:51This is what I do.
06:52This is my second special.
06:53You don't make that much money in comedy.
06:55This is what I want.
06:56This is dedication.
06:57This is dedication.
06:58Thank you so much.
06:59Subscribe.
07:02So Sagar Shah.
07:04We are going to play Simul on the 4th.
07:07Is it a clock Simul?
07:08Because I also don't know
07:09what the format is.
07:10There is no clock.
07:11But you have to keep moving.
07:13There will be 20 boards
07:14in a circular.
07:15Can you give me a wheelchair?
07:18Why do I need a wheelchair?
07:20What am I saying?
07:21We will keep a weighing scale.
07:23You wait on that first.
07:25And wait at the end of Simul.
07:27You will definitely lose 2 kgs.
07:29Can I eat something while playing?
07:30Yes, you can.
07:31Everything is there.
07:32Then it won't be less.
07:33Then it won't be less.
07:35Imagine,
07:36all 20 people lost.
07:37What an insult.
07:38Can anyone be more defamed than this?
07:40He went to give Simul
07:41like a hero in a car.
07:4220 people lost to everyone.
07:45And tell me one thing.
07:46What to do about anti-cheating?
07:47There are 20 boards.
07:48I played in one and left.
07:49In the meantime,
07:50he changed it.
07:51I am there.
07:52I am there.
07:53I did it in Bachchan.
07:54I went to the tournament.
07:55He saw me there.
07:56In the meantime,
07:57I did something to him.
07:58I removed his position.
07:59This will happen with you.
08:00This will happen with you.
08:03Please arrange for one wheelchair.
08:05There won't be a wheelchair.
08:06But if you want something else,
08:07you can arrange.
08:08Why won't there be a wheelchair?
08:09No one can sit on a wheelchair
08:11and play like this.
08:13Why can't he play?
08:14What does he know?
08:15This is my health condition.
08:16I have a health condition.
08:17You can't make fun
08:18of health condition.
08:19Please.
08:21I want a wheelchair.
08:22I have a health condition.
08:23I take a wheelchair
08:24even at the airport.
08:27Delhi airport is very long.
08:29So I take a wheelchair.
08:30I say,
08:31I want wheelchair assistance.
08:33You take me from here to there.
08:35I will play alone.