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00:00Oh, I was wrong!
00:01Ah, ah, ah!
00:02Ah, ah, ah!
00:03Oh, guys!
00:04Ah!
00:05Remember to look both ways!
00:05I will, Aaron!
00:06Come on!
00:07No one else will die!
00:08Ah!
00:09Ah!
00:10I could've seen this coming!
00:10Ah!
00:11Ah!
00:12Ah!
00:13Ah!
00:14No, KC!
00:15Ah!
00:15Avenge me, Aphmau!
00:16Ah!
00:17Avenge me!
00:18Ah!
00:19No one else!
00:20All my friends are gone!
00:20No!
00:21Ah, too bad, so sad.
00:22Let's go!
00:23Oh, made it!
00:24Congrats on living.
00:25Enjoy your reward.
00:26What's the reward?
00:26Is it treasure?
00:27Yes!
00:28Huh?
00:29Where are we now?
00:30Whoa!
00:31Whoa!
00:32Check you guys out!
00:33Look at this!
00:34Oh, you look cool!
00:34Check me out!
00:35I'm a spirit!
00:36Ooh, and Zane's a little ookie-bookie,
00:38and I'm a ghost!
00:40Here, let me just, ah, that's a lot better.
00:42Oh, look, you're like a-
00:43Eh, still a booger.
00:43Ew!
00:45Okay.
00:46Oh, we gotta revive our friend that way!
00:48Let's see.
00:49Oh, and we got these brave souls coming, too!
00:51All right, let's jump across!
00:52Oh!
00:53Okay, hey, ah!
00:53Ooh, hey, there's a chest!
00:55Jumping!
00:56With a shovel, and if we bring it over here, and-
00:58He's a cute little blob boy!
00:59Out of my way, mutt!
01:01Dig, we have nothing?
01:04Wait a minute.
01:05I don't see anything.
01:05Glasses?
01:07Kim?
01:07Wait a minute, wait.
01:09I'm right here, I'm just-
01:10Oh!
01:11Transparent.
01:12Hey, a surprise!
01:13Oh, you're just a pair of nerd glasses.
01:14Now, how about a dig next?
01:15I could get some treasure!
01:16Well, I'm done with the surprise.
01:17Here, mummy!
01:17Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh, check it out, KC!
01:20Great.
01:21Neat!
01:22Oh, KC, you're my treasure!
01:24Aw!
01:25Come on!
01:26Wait, who's the vampire?
01:28Let's take a look!
01:28Whoa!
01:29Whoa!
01:30Wait, where am I?
01:31Ooh, air in the boots?
01:33Wait, what?
01:34The birds of Nietzsche?
01:35No, wait, wait, what was that?
01:36What is it?
01:37Whoa, check it out, guys!
01:38There's a door over here!
01:39I bet if we go through, we can find other people!
01:41Come on!
01:42Let's move!
01:42I don't even know where we are!
01:43Huh?
01:44Where are we now?
01:45Behind your one block.
01:46Now, where are we?
01:47Can someone tell me why the blocks are walking around?
01:49Guys, guys, this is easy.
01:50We just have to pick the closest block
01:52to the default grass block, which is obviously dirt.
01:54No, that's obviously reverse psychology.
01:57Oh!
01:58Oh!
01:58Is that something myrtle-ized him?
02:00Oh, Rize, you're so smart!
02:02Thanks.
02:03Well, if Rize is so smart, then you pick the next one.
02:06Oh, please!
02:07Don't be ridiculous!
02:07Oh, baby, no, no, no, no!
02:09Oh my goodness!
02:10Oh, and what even was that thing that killed her?
02:12Aaron, just do something!
02:14Me do something?
02:15I'm just a stupid vampire!
02:16You're the werewolf.
02:17Use your nose for something for once!
02:18Oh!
02:19Fine!
02:20You want a piece of me?
02:21Then come and get me, blockhead!
02:24Oh my gosh!
02:25Oh, I'm safe, I saw that one coming.
02:26Some kind of rat.
02:27Now what?
02:28We probably have to keep picking blocks over and over.
02:30And Ian, since you're so brave,
02:32maybe you should sacrifice yourself next.
02:34No!
02:35Sacrifice!
02:36All right, I'll sacrifice!
02:36Wait a minute, sacrifice!
02:37No, no, no, let's talk about this!
02:38If Ian's not gonna do it, babe,
02:39let's pick one each and be done with it.
02:41Hit it at the same time?
02:42All right, I got it.
02:42Ready?
02:43Three, two, one!
02:44Oh, wait, I think we did it.
02:47Oh, no, we didn't!
02:47Aaron!
02:48Oh, no, it took him!
02:51Hey, there's a lava block.
02:54Maybe this will actually do something different!
02:55Come on, let me see.
02:56Oh, please don't kill me, please don't kill me!
02:58Oh, come on!
02:58What?
02:59No, what did you do?
03:01Oh, hmm.
03:02Hey, it's a one block.
03:03Is this it?
03:04I survived all that for some dirt?
03:06I mean, it is a one block.
03:07Hey, hey, look.
03:08Stop arguing, we found a one block
03:09and there's a chest with glass bottles, lightning, ooh.
03:12Hmm, curious.
03:13This perplexes even me.
03:15Perplexes?
03:16Yeah, well, talk to me when people can see you, huh?
03:18Hey, at least I can read above a third grade level.
03:21Ooh, that's a good one.
03:22Capture the rainbow.
03:24Earn a friend.
03:25Ooh, wait a minute.
03:27What if we use these things inside of here
03:29to capture lightning in a bottle?
03:31Oh, this is, I used my brain, rising proud of me.
03:34Oh, what was that?
03:35Oh, okay, yellow.
03:37Yellow here, red, purple, green, green, go there.
03:44Ooh, okay, let's see.
03:45Uh, what are the bottles for?
03:47Catch the lightning in the bottle.
03:49See, ooh!
03:51Okay, all right.
03:52Now let's see, give me the golden one.
03:54Yellow!
03:55Come on.
03:56Oh, oh, let me get it.
03:58Hey!
03:59Ah!
04:02Now what?
04:03Hey, we gotta put the bottles here, obvious.
04:06Oh, actually, I'm right, let's do it.
04:07Green.
04:08Red and purple.
04:09Yeah, I got yellow.
04:10Go, meet.
04:12Hmm, mate.
04:14Witch, creature, zombie.
04:17Okay.
04:18All right, let's get off first.
04:20Wait, Rice, try and turn this netherite shovel
04:22into a gold shovel, you're smart.
04:24Why would you think I'd be able to do that?
04:27Man, you're being dumb, come on.
04:29We gotta save our friends.
04:31Choose one?
04:33Wait, wait, one?
04:34Which creature do we select?
04:35Don't pick the witch, no, no.
04:37No, no, no, I was asking which grave.
04:39Yeah, the witch grave, not that one.
04:42Okay, let's see, creature.
04:43I'm gonna get the creature.
04:44Oh, what the?
04:45Oh, thank goodness you guys saved me.
04:46Yes, he's the creature from the black lagoon!
04:49Yeah!
04:50Here we go.
04:51Woo!
04:52All right, let's take a look
04:54and see how things are going along.
04:56Yo, get out of here, you hooligans.
04:58Huh?
04:59Yeah, you know, I hear someone,
05:00but I don't see anyone, Pearce.
05:02Yeah!
05:03Seriously, you two, you don't need to be jealous of Rice.
05:05Just because he's smart and both of you combine,
05:07doesn't mean you get to pick on him.
05:08So shoot, out of here, Ian.
05:10Go, go away, shoot.
05:11I just, oh, fine.
05:13It is no problem, Rice.
05:14Seriously, don't let those guys get to you.
05:16They pick on me all the time, but don't worry.
05:18You'll know how to get them eventually.
05:20Thank you, Esmerelda.
05:21Especially with your invisible powers,
05:22you can do so much.
05:23Oh, hey, looks like a pyramid thing.
05:25I want to bring it.
05:26Hey, everyone knows pyramids have pyramids.
05:28Hey, treasure!
05:29Okay, all right, all right.
05:30Ooh, what do we got?
05:31Oh, boy.
05:32Whoa.
05:34This is awesome.
05:36All right.
05:36Oh, no, go, Black!
05:37Oh, wait.
05:38Ah!
05:39Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
05:40Hey, hey, ow!
05:41You can't take things from a pyramid.
05:42The traps are going to spawn.
05:43Fine.
05:44I'm coming back for it later.
05:45Come on, let's just go.
05:47Let's see what's up here.
05:48Maybe one of our friends.
05:49Maybe, ooh, treasure.
05:50Oh, my gosh, lava!
05:51Guys, help me, help, help!
05:54I went on.
05:54Oh, no, no!
05:57All right!
05:58Oh, we lost our eyes.
05:59That's too bad.
06:01Although, it's kind of hard to tell
06:02because he's visible.
06:02He might be hanging around here for all we know.
06:04Collect three emeralds to make it to the top.
06:06All right, let's go.
06:07I got an emerald.
06:07No fair, I want to find something.
06:09No, it's mine.
06:10I'm keeping it a secret, so stay away.
06:12Oh, hang on.
06:13I'm going to get him.
06:15Let's see.
06:15What should we do in here?
06:16Got it.
06:18Two emeralds.
06:19One more to go.
06:21This dumb pyramid.
06:23Give me the treasure.
06:26Come on, come on, come on.
06:27Give me, give me, give me, give me.
06:28Come on.
06:29Oh, hey, I got the last one.
06:30Oh, it was mine.
06:33Bye.
06:33Ooh, okay, up here, up here.
06:36And, ooh, let's see.
06:40It's a sarcophagus.
06:41Like a coffin.
06:43Let's put three.
06:45And done.
06:45There we go.
06:47Where's he at?
06:47Uh, he went back for the gold.
06:50He did?
06:52Ooh, hey, a shovel.
06:55A shovel?
06:56Wait a minute.
06:57I know what this means.
06:58This means that there might be graves around.
07:00Wait, we're gonna dig a, oh, like I did.
07:02Okay.
07:03Ooh, oh, we can use one.
07:04Oh, all right, KC, I gotcha.
07:08Welcome back.
07:09Aphmau, you chose me?
07:12Yes, I did.
07:13I am a ghoul's girl, after all.
07:15I survived the angry mob.
07:17What?
07:18Wait, I'm not that angry.
07:19Oh, my goodness.
07:20What?
07:20Oh, over there.
07:21Okay, careful.
07:23Maybe they won't notice us if we just keep our heads down.
07:25Oh, I just exploded.
07:30Okay, wait.
07:31What do we do?
07:32What do we do?
07:33What do we do?
07:33Who gave these guys shovels?
07:34Ow, ow, ow.
07:36Oh, oh, wait, they have a shovel.
07:39And, oh, oh, ow, stop, stop, stop, stop.
07:41Oh, oh, gotta go, go, go.
07:44Okay, all right.
07:45Let's see, maybe I can get some more help from somewhere.
07:47Um, can I, can I, oh, oh, I got a shovel, and KC.
07:51With the shovel, I could be able to get a witch.
07:54Witch, witch, but a zombie, a witch, zombie, witch.
07:57All right, I'm going with the witch.
07:59Oh, Kimmy's back, baby.
08:00What's going on here?
08:01Kim, I need you to go and just go,
08:03just go all sicko mode on everybody, do it.
08:05Do a witch thing, go.
08:06Okay, well, I got just the thing here.
08:08Take this, you.
08:09Oh, nice.
08:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:10Okay, well, if we can get a shovel,
08:11we can get another friend.
08:12Oh, that guy wants one.
08:13Oh, I was wondering.
08:14Kimmy, you got it.
08:15Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, I'm gonna get some more help.
08:16Let's not only call the mummy, the witch,
08:19but now the zombie, and, oh, oh, what the, oh, no way.
08:25What's going on?
08:26Okay, so, we need your powers, okay?
08:28Whatever powers you got.
08:28You got it, but, wait, aren't we like already dead?
08:30Yeah, good point, but come on, come on.
08:32We're gonna get super dead if we don't get undead dead.
08:34Just get the villagers, they're trying to get us.
08:37Yeah, yeah.
08:38Ha, this thing sounds pretty good right about now, eh?
08:40Take that.
08:41I could use that.
08:42Um, yeah, Apple, can I get a little help here?
08:45Uh, does that watch your head there annoy?
08:47Yeah, I kind of got my block knocked off.
08:49Ah, there we go, thanks, Apple.
08:52You guys handling this yet?
08:53One more.
08:54You guys got this, I believe in you.
08:56Oh, that was crazy.
08:58Guys, monsters rule.
09:00Kill monsters.
09:00Yeah, you're gonna like living on this once in a while.
09:03Oh, wait, hey, there's another portal.
09:07What?
09:08Shall we?
09:09Let's go.
09:10Yeah, come on, check it out.
09:11Okay.
09:12Ooh.
09:13Ooh.
09:14Oh, look at that.
09:15Why would I want to live in a hut
09:17when I can live in a mansion?
09:19Yeah.
09:20Okay, I see where your loyalties lie, KC.
09:22Hey, a fireplace, look at this.
09:24Is this our place or?
09:25Turn off the lights.
09:26Ah!
09:27What happened?
09:28Here's, here's, here's, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
09:31Pearce, oh, he's, he's, he's.
09:34What?
09:34Oh, uh, I'm just gonna say, it wasn't me.
09:38What, Kim, you're like one of the first people
09:40to kill players in games like this.
09:42I get privileged with a demonstration, here.
09:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:44I just got attacked.
09:45Oh my goodness.
09:46That doesn't help your case, Kim.
09:48Okay, look, I don't think there was anybody here,
09:51but, and let's see.
09:53We need to investigate what happened.
09:55All right, split up and look around for clues.
09:57Detective Kimmy's on the case.
09:59I'm gonna go put you in a spooky mansion.
10:01Maybe there's like secret buttons around here or something?
10:03I wanna see spooky books.
10:04Yeah, I know, me too.
10:05Oh, what are you doing over there?
10:07Oh.
10:08Oh, whoa.
10:08Sorry, I thought I was gonna open something.
10:10Aw, man, no chicken.
10:12Hmm, this looks weird.
10:14Is there something like this that exists in the game?
10:17Ooh.
10:17Oh, oh my goodness.
10:19Ew, gross.
10:21Oh, the bad case.
10:22Oh, holy guano.
10:22Oh, that's so, that's kinda cute.
10:25Oh, wait.
10:26Uh-oh.
10:28Is that ketchup?
10:29Wait, it's sus ketchup.
10:30Get it, get it, get it, get it.
10:31All right, come here.
10:32Come on, get the ketchup.
10:33I got it.
10:35Get it.
10:35What does it say?
10:36Is it a clue?
10:37Well, get it while you're bad.
10:38It's just there.
10:39Take a look.
10:40It says sus on it.
10:42What is this?
10:42Um, wait, Pearce is, is bloodless.
10:46Pearce, what the, what's going on?
10:49All right, ketchup is blood.
10:51Oh, a vampire.
10:51Guys, the murderer has to be Aaron.
10:57Where is Aaron?
10:58Yeah, it was me.
10:59Ah, oh.
11:00What you doing?
11:01Yeah, sorry, I'm a vampire now,
11:02so it's kinda what I do.
11:03Yeah, I know it's what you do.
11:04So, I'll be honest, I thought it was Ian at first,
11:07so it's my bad.
11:08I didn't mean to kill you, Pearce.
11:09Apologies.
11:11No, I can see that happening.
11:12Oh, hey, we solved the mystery.
11:13Get out of the mansion.
11:13Are you gonna murder us?
11:14I mean, yeah, probably.
11:15I mean, no.
11:16Oh.
11:17Oh.
11:18Oh, wait.
11:19Ooh, we're back, and.
11:20Ooh, this is nice.
11:22Wow, you guys did a good job.
11:24That's not ours.
11:24Well, I probably should have known that.
11:27Man, I wish we still had Pearce with us.
11:29He's right here.
11:30See, I got him.
11:30He's bloodless.
11:31Pearce, I'm Pearce, and I'm scared of butterflies,
11:32and I'm, yeah.
11:33Wait, what is that?
11:34Babe, stop playing with Pearce.
11:35What is this thing?
11:36No, be honest.
11:37Look at that.
11:38Is that normal, or?
11:39No, not normal.
11:41Whoa, whoa, that thing is ugly.
11:43Wait, we can.
11:44Wait, we just hit the doll, then we win, or?
11:46It's just sitting there.
11:47Wait.
11:48Fire!
11:48Oh, great, it's alive, too.
11:52Somebody just grab that thing.
11:53Guys, calm down.
11:54I got this.
11:55I'm still invisible, and let's see.
11:58Maybe I can move around over here.
12:00Why, you.
12:00Oh, no!
12:01Okay, all right.
12:02Kasey, is she okay?
12:04Oh!
12:05Guys, the dolls are Kasey.
12:07Kasey's dead.
12:08Just grab the doll already.
12:10All right, I got this.
12:13Got her.
12:14Oh, my gosh, finally.
12:15Oh, oh, oh.
12:16Nice.
12:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, thank you.
12:19Do not want.
12:20Ah, just give it back.
12:23Finally tossed away all those creepy dolls.
12:25Yeah, where's Zane when you need him?
12:26He would've loved all those dolls.
12:27Hey, look, we got some more graves.
12:29Invisible man, werewolf, or the blob.
12:32All right, hear me out.
12:32I'm thinking that since the dolls were just here,
12:35and Kasey just died,
12:37can we bring back Zane?
12:38That way I can see the look on his face
12:39when I tell him what happened.
12:40Yeah, yeah, do it.
12:41He's back.
12:43Hello.
12:43Oh, I take it back.
12:45Blobs are definitely not cool.
12:47Wait, where's Kasey?
12:48Where's Kasey?
12:48Why are you here, Kasey?
12:50How do you two?
12:51I was just gonna tell ya.
12:52You just missed her.
12:52She's dead.
12:53Oh, Kasey.
12:58Oh, I love that.
12:59That was great.
12:59Thank you for doing that.
13:00Come on, we can just bring her back, right?
13:02Right?
13:03Yeah, it might take some time,
13:05but I'm sure we can.
13:07Whoa, whoa.
13:10It's a Luigi boy.
13:10Oh, it's a Luigi boy.
13:13Wait a minute.
13:13The world does love me.
13:15Guys, we can use this to talk to Kasey from the other side.
13:18Babe, babe, babe, babe.
13:20We should let him try, all right?
13:21Kasey, are you with us right now?
13:26Yes, it's a yes.
13:27Okay, okay, let me just try something else.
13:31Kasey, do you like Rise more than me?
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:36Oh.
13:36Sorry.
13:37Sorry.
13:38Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:40Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:42Oh, dude, I'm sorry, bro.
13:43You're saying it's actually dumb, smelly,
13:46and a terrible boyfriend?
13:49Guys, I think this thing is only answering yes.
13:50Stop it.
13:51No, no, no, no.
13:52Stop.
13:53Oh, Kasey, we're here.
13:55Maybe it's a little bit.
13:55Maybe this is a yes ghost.
13:57Okay, but it did say spell something.
13:58Yeah, I know, but it was all question marks.
14:00It wasn't even me.
14:01Oh, spell a name?
14:02Try spelling something.
14:03I don't know.
14:04Well, if we gotta spell something,
14:05it's gotta be something simple.
14:06Start with someone's name.
14:07I don't know what letters you need to stand on
14:09or something.
14:10Maybe.
14:11Just.
14:12Yeah, let's see.
14:13Why don't you try Kasey?
14:15Kasey's pretty good.
14:15Kasey is a good action word.
14:17Oh, we should keep doing this with Kasey.
14:18Oh.
14:19Huh?
14:20Okay, and then.
14:21What?
14:22I got a K.
14:23Yep.
14:23Oh my.
14:24Oh.
14:25Kasey.
14:26Oh.
14:27There's no way that actually worked.
14:29Wait, wait, so if we spell our friends' names,
14:30we might be able to get them?
14:31Oh, yeah, who else?
14:33How about Ryze?
14:34Yeah.
14:35Oh, that's, we could, yeah, let's do Ryze.
14:36Yeah, Ryze has four characters.
14:36We could do that.
14:37Definitely Ryze.
14:38Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
14:39Not him, not him!
14:40Oh, what's wrong, Zane?
14:41Are you a little bit jealous or something?
14:41Wait, I think we need to bring him back.
14:42Guys, come on!
14:43Ryze.
14:44Ryze.
14:45Did it work?
14:46Did it work?
14:46I don't think it worked.
14:47Did it?
14:48Ryze?
14:49Ryze?
14:50Guys, thank you so much for reviving me.
14:51We'd say you're welcome if we could see you.
14:51Wait, he's invisible.
14:52I forgot.
14:53I'm right here.
14:54Ryze, as long as you're here, that's all that matters.
14:55I'm here, thank you.
14:56All right, who else can we spot?
14:56Let's see.
14:57We could do, wait, what's that?
14:58Wait, what's that guy's name?
14:59What the?
15:00Wait.
15:01Uh-oh.
15:01Oh, no.
15:02Oh, I don't like that.
15:03Oh, no.
15:04Oh, I don't like that.
15:05Oh, I don't like that.
15:06Oh, I don't like that.
15:06Oh, I don't like that.
15:07Oh, I don't like that.
15:08Oh, I don't like that.
15:09Oh, I don't like that.
15:10Oh, I don't like that.
15:11Oh, I don't like that.
15:11Oh, I don't like that.
15:12Oh, I don't like that.
15:14Wait, Ryze, Ryze, speak to me.
15:16We just brought that man back.
15:19Oh, oh, I don't like this.
15:21Oh, jeez.
15:22Oh.
15:23Oh, careful, careful, careful.
15:25Watch it.
15:26What is that?
15:27Oh, whatever it is, it's lethal.
15:29Kim?
15:30Oh, no.
15:31You all right, Doc?
15:32Okay, just jump.
15:33Okay, gotta survive.
15:34Oh, that's a bigger one.
15:34Oh, boy.
15:35Oh, that's big.
15:36Oh.
15:37Oh.
15:38What the?
15:39Hey, your head.
15:39Yeah, dude, I don't know if I'm gonna make it
15:40to the next one.
15:41Bye, guys.
15:42Oh, everybody's dead.
15:43Oh.
15:44I'm good, I'm good.
15:47Actually, this is kind of, oh, I can do this, Aaron.
15:49Oh, wait, got me, too.
15:50Oh.
15:50I was such a dummy.
15:51What?
15:52Are we cheating, Def?
15:54No, Def just needs to step up its game a little bit.
15:56Come on, Def, bring it on.
15:56Bring it on.
15:57He's a bat and I'm a goat.
15:58Yeah, what are you gonna?