The Three Badasses Who Want Me Short Drama
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00:00:00You
00:00:11Sir I found Angela Lockhart
00:00:15Angela
00:00:16Still selling your hissy junk here
00:00:18I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity now sign the divorce paper
00:00:26Baby
00:00:30My
00:00:36Lovely princess I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from I will chase you to the end of the world if I
00:00:43have to
00:00:46You must choose one of them in seven days I'm going I need to pick up my bride
00:01:01What's the situation here I want to marry you
00:01:16Ellen Musk the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list arrives at Atlanta today
00:01:22What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia a forgotten stage. No one knows
00:01:27Angela my next-door neighbor still selling your hippie junk here if your mother-in-law sees she's gonna throw a big fit again
00:01:36Your mother-in-law was right about you
00:01:39What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:01:43And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:01:48All right, everybody get out we got an important guest coming
00:01:53I
00:02:01Said pack up and scram
00:02:03Paid the staff here ready, and if you want me to leave then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses
00:02:10I'm gonna say that again
00:02:14You know who's visiting today
00:02:16Ellen freaking Musk one of the richest people in the world
00:02:20Ellen Musk, of course a hick like you probably never heard of her. Just know that you can't afford to piss her off
00:02:27Really?
00:02:28Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market
00:02:33You don't think that she could
00:02:36Be coming to see me
00:02:40Coming to see you
00:02:42All right. Oh, you know what? I'll play your game
00:02:44If she does this so much as give you a glance
00:02:48I'll I'll eat dirt deal
00:03:00Ellen Musk get to the flea market within 10 minutes or else you're fired
00:03:17I
00:03:24Repair the limo miss Lockhart requires us immediately
00:03:34Your ten minutes is almost up good. Hope you don't wet your pants
00:03:48I
00:03:53Mean miss Musk Ellen, I mean, I'm sorry that I
00:03:58Sorry to frighten you
00:04:01How's my boss bitch kick an ass girlfriend? So, how do you like?
00:04:08She's my boss. Yeah, I prefer business partner or a best friend
00:04:14No way
00:04:18Well
00:04:23No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss no, I won't do it again
00:04:31We're not tyrants here
00:04:39Sir I found Angela Lockhart
00:04:47You mean Angela Lockhart, I don't know a bride
00:04:52You made me lose $1,000,000 you just won game of poker, who are you?
00:05:00Where's she
00:05:02Atlanta and you were right Lucy could leave her propping up Ellen Musk my clever bride
00:05:07I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to
00:05:10Oh
00:05:15Thanks prep the jet I'm heading to Atlanta
00:05:23Dr. Wilson, I think Sterling's on the move. He's headed to Atlanta Atlanta. The game is afoot. I'm going
00:05:30Wait, dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan. He's a medic. You can wait. I need to pick up my bride
00:05:35Oh
00:05:39Dr. Wilson
00:05:46You know, I don't have a report it hurts
00:05:49Douglas Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta
00:05:52Atlanta
00:05:54Where's that whatever prepare my workplace don't sue going after my fiance this is
00:06:05I
00:06:18Have secretly allowed your husband Jared Cooper to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to
00:06:24Thank you so much. Ellen. This is gonna be the best anniversary gift ever
00:06:29That project is worth billions. You can finally take his company public, but Angela
00:06:35my boss I
00:06:37Don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity
00:06:43Without your backing
00:06:45No offense, but he's nothing without you
00:06:48Well three years ago
00:07:05You saved me
00:07:16He saved me and I fell in love with him instantly
00:07:19I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress
00:07:26but now with this
00:07:28Contract I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public
00:07:33So that's why you have me secretly helping him, I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out
00:07:42But why work at the flea market are you
00:07:46Disguising yourself to test him. Well, these exotic spices are
00:07:51Incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find plus I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom
00:07:57You seem happy being a housewife
00:08:03Where the hell are you? Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again
00:08:08Get home stacked. It's a big day today
00:08:13that was
00:08:14My mother-in-law Carol. She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family
00:08:20But she's gonna be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am
00:08:26You know, she even remembered a third year anniversary
00:08:34Please spend more time with my son
00:08:39I have a big announcement. I have to make finally you're back now sign the divorce papers
00:08:48Divorce papers
00:08:51Is this some sort of misunderstanding mom
00:08:54God
00:08:55Don't call me mom again. We're ending that relationship
00:08:59Just look at you dirt all over you're selling the title of mrs. Cooper you don't deserve my son
00:09:06You're way below his league
00:09:09I'm below his league. That's right
00:09:12You are
00:09:14Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk and then his company's going public
00:09:23That's how much he's accomplished in three years, but you
00:09:26You're still just a stinky hippie peddler
00:09:31Jared's like the king in the clouds
00:09:35You will always just be a pawn like dirt
00:09:41on our shoes
00:09:44dirt on your shoes
00:09:46But Ellen Musk works for me
00:09:48Ha ha you're delusional you will never upgrade to a queen
00:09:53How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:09:59Resorting to lies definitely not good enough for Jared
00:10:04Who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:10:10You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife
00:10:14Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee not a lowlife dirtbag enough
00:10:20Jared I knew you wouldn't divorce me, but I am
00:10:27Don't fight it Angela
00:10:29There's 500k. You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices
00:10:35Now sign the papers take a check and leave don't embarrass yourself further
00:10:44I've done
00:10:45So much for you these past three years
00:10:48Did that not mean anything to you?
00:10:51Didn't expect you to be so greedy
00:10:54Fine here's another 200,000
00:10:59500,000 is too much for her already. She's done nothing hasn't even contributed a grandchild
00:11:06She just sells cheap grass all day. Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you I?
00:11:13Took care of both of you these past three years
00:11:17You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something and she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench a
00:11:26Hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO
00:11:29What a joke if you actually love my son you'll sign the damn divorce papers already and leave
00:11:38You
00:11:40Really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me let alone taking the company public I
00:11:47Did everything for you Jared now you take credit for my son's success?
00:11:58It's all my work
00:12:01baby
00:12:03We're gonna be late for the auction if we keep letting this
00:12:07Psycho stall us
00:12:10You did say you would win me princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:12:14so
00:12:16She's the reason for the divorce
00:12:18She's worth more than you Angela
00:12:22Fine I'll sign it
00:12:27Don't regret it
00:12:29Regret
00:12:31You know who I am
00:12:33Yeah a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed, I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter
00:12:41Jared winning the bid a maple plaza was because of my dad because he's business partners with Ellen Musk
00:12:50It's part of the power I have
00:12:55You can't do shit because you're poor
00:12:59social stratum matters
00:13:01Yeah
00:13:02social stratum does matter and
00:13:04The Coopers are beneath me and you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me
00:13:12Ha you're delusional
00:13:15Now sign the papers and scram
00:13:23You dirty bitch you sick of me
00:13:32You hit me outside the papers take a track get the fuck out
00:13:52I
00:13:55Don't need your penny money
00:13:58I
00:13:59Finished you don't want the money. That's your loss
00:14:04Your check is just pennies to me, but I would like my ring back
00:14:18Have fun on your economy flight while I catch right on my private helicopter out of here
00:14:28And I'm way out of your league
00:14:36Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring it's worth tens of millions of dollars
00:14:44Well, it's probably just cheap glass
00:14:47Something she found at the flea market. You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive
00:14:53Oh
00:15:01My dad says there's gonna be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit
00:15:08Bigger big shot than Ellen Musk. Yeah, and nobody's met them, but I can introduce you
00:15:16Everything's thanks to you
00:15:23I
00:15:34Angela mr. Vanderbilt the richest man in Georgia wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding Vanderbilt
00:15:40Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies basically our employee. Okay. I'll meet about the summit tomorrow
00:15:46It's fine. Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow, but you and Jared Cooper are already divorced
00:15:51That's exactly why I'm going
00:16:15Angela Lockhart, I finally found you
00:16:20Who is he at that's Devin Sterling
00:16:24He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list an early investor of crypto CEO of sterling enterprises
00:16:31Rumor has it he's worth trillions
00:16:33and he's
00:16:35your fiance
00:16:37What what my fiance the one and only?
00:16:43So after running away and leaving me single for three years
00:16:48Have you figured out how you're gonna make it up to me yet, babe?
00:17:00That tiara looks perfect on you
00:17:06What is she doing here
00:17:11You skank my son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man
00:17:18divorce
00:17:20That's right, so I guess this was never meant to be mister
00:17:26Sterling
00:17:30So she has to hide her marital status to find another man guess she's not just a forsaken woman
00:17:35She's also a stinky penniless whore
00:17:41How dare you insult my boss like that
00:17:45Fuck are you bitch?
00:17:47Do you know who I am
00:17:50They don't know who you are
00:17:53You hide it well
00:17:55X team teach these fools a lesson
00:18:01Teach these fools a lesson
00:18:06Sir you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York you forgot to bring the security team
00:18:12Mm-hmm
00:18:18But if I borrow your men
00:18:25Chelsea's no matter dips out. Oh you bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson
00:18:38Kiss
00:18:40Lady no
00:18:50Guest list is very distinguished tonight
00:18:52You've got Bill Ford Harvey Buffett's old money like me
00:18:58Gentlemen, Harvey bill. This is Jared Cooper pleased to meet you all your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution
00:19:05What an honor I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project
00:19:10That's worth billions of dollars
00:19:12Congrats, you'll be next. Thank you, but we haven't received the contract yet. We deserve it hard. Oh, that's nothing
00:19:19I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk
00:19:21Vanderbilts and miss musk have always had a good relationship
00:19:24so
00:19:25Thought I'd help the kid out pull a few strings
00:19:29Now we just have to impress miss musk special guest of honor
00:19:34Yes, I heard they're a very important and powerful guest even wealthier than Ellen Musk
00:19:42We can just secure a position with his big shot. We can feast for generations
00:19:56Excuse me second children. What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:20:04How did hobo like you sneak in here
00:20:07Me a hobo
00:20:08How did cheating scumbag like you sneak in here sleep your way in I told you Angela Lockhart
00:20:14Don't bother stalking me. Nothing will come of it and it only sickens me further
00:20:24This is your ex-husband
00:20:27What were you blindfolded when you married him who the hell is this you were cheating on me
00:20:33I
00:20:46You have to avenge me and Kaylee that wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up
00:20:54They even took Kaylee's tiara
00:21:04You
00:21:08Dare hurt my mom Kaylee
00:21:13Get your hands off her
00:21:19My lady
00:21:33I
00:21:48It's him
00:21:49He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday
00:21:53Who are these peasants?
00:21:55These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest
00:22:00Shut up old man
00:22:02You're disturbing the peace
00:22:07Fuckers you know who that is. That's Eric Vanderbilt
00:22:10You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has his ancestors built the railway and steamship Empire of America
00:22:17The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement
00:22:21Vanderbilt
00:22:22the father of that skank
00:22:26Kaylee Vanderbilt who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed
00:22:32That only Vanderbilt family
00:22:42Damn it stomachache now
00:22:47Whatever Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine
00:23:03How dare you call one of us low
00:23:06I'm Harvey effin Buffett the most important investor in the entire stock market I
00:23:12Can wipe you out with a simple pinky only?
00:23:16And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair
00:23:20Not with me around I built Ford in the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen
00:23:27You're all just peasants compared to who I really am
00:23:32You're fucking delusional Angela. We've had enough of your games
00:23:36security
00:23:37Break their limbs and toss them out looks like the old guard is teaming up against you
00:23:44You got your money I
00:23:48Can handle myself, thank you. Yes, my great
00:23:53You're all despicable
00:23:56insult to your family names
00:23:58Now
00:24:02It's my turn to roll
00:24:05Destroy Jared Cooper cut off all business ties, and if you don't I
00:24:13Will take away all of your family's wealth and power
00:24:19Here to fuck with me you can't fool anyone here
00:24:22How much money did you spend on that get up and to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:24:26You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market you have nothing and you will always be nothing
00:24:35She's a gold digger
00:24:38gold digger
00:24:41Wanna try me for a night
00:24:43Yeah, you're a little too pricey mr.. Vanderbilt. We really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer
00:24:49They might upset miss Ellen musk and her special guest Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife
00:24:53She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the maple plaza project. Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef
00:24:59scaredy
00:25:05Scary
00:25:07You all don't realize that you actually all work for me, and now you're trying to throw a coup
00:25:13you
00:25:15Insolent fools let me guess you're that special guest I
00:25:21Don't know
00:25:22Throw them out and not without some broken bones, too
00:25:33Back down I got this
00:25:52Oh
00:26:05What the hell are you two doing here?
00:26:08So we're supposed to guard you know you're supposed to make sure miss Lockhart is okay. Oh my god. We're so screwed
00:26:23Angela
00:26:26Don't hurt her you bitch. I've always been sick of you. You just threw yourself at me
00:26:31How dare you insult my boss like that boss did you say her Bob?
00:26:36Miss musk
00:26:38That's Ellen musk that woman right there is Angela Lockhart my boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune
00:26:45Their lineage is older than this country itself
00:26:49Pass the American Revolution back to the Renaissance
00:26:52If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is that's lady Lockhart to you
00:26:57She's royalty and since you're all subsidiaries. She's your boss's boss
00:27:04Kneel to me oh
00:27:07Your majesty welcome to the United States and we know it's been your loyal subjects
00:27:15Yes, your highness
00:27:17A queen opens it doesn't matter my queen. Please forgive our insolence
00:27:26Hey, what are you doing idiot let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness
00:27:41What rightfully belongs to you
00:27:48You
00:28:00She's a badass herself he missed out on a good wife
00:28:04You you you told me your wife was a hippie peddler turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time
00:28:12Oh, no, don't believe their lies. I worked hard for everything
00:28:15You worked for everything
00:28:24So our 30th anniversary is coming up and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year
00:28:29I can't focus on anything trivial like that
00:28:31I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Closet project and if I get it I can take the company public
00:28:45You were nothing before me all your achievements all your glory
00:28:51That's all mine
00:28:53including the Maple Closet contract I
00:28:56Can take all of that away?
00:29:00No, you can't take that away from me that's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody. Oh
00:29:08This antique wedding ring
00:29:10Yeah, I forgot to tell you it was Queen Victoria's and it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP
00:29:23I gave you back the ring
00:29:26Divorced a royal heiress
00:29:39Man looks like they've started the party without us. No one's allowed to start a fight with a cold Eisenhower
00:29:44I
00:29:50Got these two again
00:29:52Did he say is he cold Eisenhower?
00:29:56President Eisenhower's descent after General Eisenhower won World War two each of his descendants
00:30:00Have all gone on to become five-star generals the highest rank in the nation's military bloody buffoons know your history
00:30:06Sorry, I'm late babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta then lost again. I'm on my way back to New York
00:30:15And
00:30:16That there is that is the legendary boy genius. Dr. Wilson. He's dr. House's protege
00:30:24Dr. House, I thought that was just a TV show. Oh, no, that's based on real figure. Yep. That's me
00:30:30son of James House
00:30:32Dr. House, he's practically my uncle. I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old
00:30:38So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last
00:30:44Now I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop
00:30:51Hey Alan, who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:30:56They're all your fiancee
00:31:01Fiancees
00:31:03Plural
00:31:05fiancees plural
00:31:08Watch it nurse. I'm her fiance. No, I'm her fiance. You can both shut up
00:31:14I'm her fiance. It's you. It's me. Who the hell is he? I'm spider-man
00:31:21How are all three of these men my fiance?
00:31:26Your father had arranged these engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you because he decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time
00:31:33She has three badass fiancees and she marries his dumb ass
00:31:40Whatever since you're all here help me finish them
00:31:45Since you're all here, help me finish them
00:31:50At your service
00:31:52Me too
00:31:57One down two more to go
00:31:59She's become queen
00:32:01Bishop to G4
00:32:08What is that?
00:32:10The most German fest water in the Nile River
00:32:12The most German fest water in the Nile River
00:32:18Rook to A8
00:32:24Hello
00:32:27I thought I was king
00:32:29No, you wish. The king doesn't do anything. So Alan can be my king
00:32:33Oh fine
00:32:39Big Rook to four it's right this second
00:32:43I
00:32:47I've been bankrupt
00:32:57I've been bankrupt
00:32:59No
00:33:00I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate. Well, guess what game over?
00:33:07Alright boys
00:33:08Let's figure out this four-way engagement
00:33:10Oh, that's serious business
00:33:12I'm right with you
00:33:15Wait for me. Nobody beats me to the finish line
00:33:27Angela
00:33:30You already have three fiancees? You can't accuse me of cheating. I want compensation
00:33:40You greedy SOB
00:33:42Who the fuck is that?
00:33:44My ex-husband
00:33:45Wait, you were married?
00:33:47Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement
00:33:52More for me?
00:33:53No, no, of course not. Just do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:33:58Don't steal my joke. I can make him disappear without a trace. All the evidence of your past with him is gone
00:34:05What? Is there something on my face?
00:34:07Yeah, murderous intent
00:34:10Let's remarry
00:34:12Let's remarry
00:34:14You still don't realize I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago
00:34:41Sir, it's an emergency. We need to wreck right away. Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse
00:34:54Okay, I'm on my way
00:34:58She should be okay now
00:35:03Hey you, watch over here. I'll be right back
00:35:10You saved me
00:35:20Fuck, I unwittingly gave away my own wife
00:35:25Fuck, I unwittingly gave away my own wife
00:35:28You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me
00:35:33And after all that, I never want to see you again
00:35:37I fucking hate you
00:35:40Lady Lockhart
00:35:42What now?
00:35:44Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person, but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project
00:35:52How about us three?
00:35:54Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you
00:35:57Yeah, no, you're all fired for trying to throw a coup
00:36:01But this is your fault, you doofus. We never should have believed your bullshit
00:36:06No, no, we can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts
00:36:14Our families
00:36:16I'll get you for this
00:36:23I never should have listened to you
00:36:25I'm ruined because of you
00:36:37So, what's the situation here?
00:36:41I don't want to marry you
00:36:51I don't want to marry you
00:36:54Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago, and I'm not interested in flash marriages
00:37:01But what if I told you?
00:37:04What if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:37:10Much longer?
00:37:14Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you
00:37:22My lovely princess, how are you?
00:37:25Look, your mother and I are in Italy
00:37:27The views here are absolutely stunning
00:37:30Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:37:32I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours
00:37:40Can't call his name, but anyway, congratulations
00:37:44I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him
00:37:50You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:37:53Let me do it
00:37:55You must choose one of them in seven days, otherwise we'll kill ourselves
00:38:02Mom!
00:38:04Alright honey, that's it
00:38:06Bye, bye
00:38:11So, who are you going to choose?
00:38:15Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:21Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:26That seems greedy
00:38:33But, I can always remove the other two options
00:38:38Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too
00:38:42I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world
00:38:47Well, okay, no murder please, I was just kidding
00:38:52You have seven days to win her over
00:38:55Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette
00:38:58I know, we'll start with challenge one
00:39:03Welcome to the show, The Three Badasses Who Want Me
00:39:07Today, we have our first challenge
00:39:11What is all of this, Ellen?
00:39:14You'll see
00:39:24Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!
00:39:26All women are afraid of cockroaches
00:39:29And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature
00:39:35What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single, but screaming her head off heiress?
00:39:50Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits
00:39:53It's up to the final two
00:40:00Oh my god
00:40:18Crunchy
00:40:20That is sick cold
00:40:21Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around
00:40:27There are two more left, wanna try one?
00:40:30Oh my god, no, no
00:40:33Oh my god, save me
00:40:35Save you? You're supposed to save me
00:40:40I'm a germophobic doctor, these hands can't get germs on them, they're for surgery and saving lives
00:40:56No!
00:41:01Thank god you're here
00:41:04Are you alright, honey?
00:41:07Angela!
00:41:11Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for the night
00:41:16Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean
00:41:19I'm not her scumbag husband, you have nothing to worry about
00:41:27Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything
00:41:31At least my girl can get some
00:41:33I bet her husband has a small dick anyway
00:41:37The cockroaches!
00:41:38They're gone, they're gone
00:41:40There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:41:43I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow
00:41:51I need a drink
00:41:57Whoa, easy, you're on an empty stomach
00:42:00Oh, why do you care?
00:42:03I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela
00:42:07You guys were right, I was blind from marrying that asshole
00:42:13You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him
00:42:19He never even loved me
00:42:21And I gave up my entire career for him
00:42:24And I gave up my entire career for him
00:42:30Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:42:38You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:42:44What?
00:42:48You're number one here
00:42:55You know, we've known each other kind of a long time
00:42:59Lies
00:43:02You all just want something from me
00:43:09Angela, I know it's hard to trust again
00:43:14But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from
00:43:20I'm the richest man in the nation, I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections
00:43:29I just need you
00:43:33I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise
00:43:37Angela
00:43:47Screw the contest, I just want love
00:43:52Angela, you're drunk
00:43:56I'm an adult, can't I just go get what she wants?
00:44:00Okay
00:44:02But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing
00:44:06Well, they're not mutually exclusive either
00:44:18This is what you want
00:44:32Fuck
00:44:49Nine inch penis
00:44:51Morning to you too
00:44:53You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:44:55A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her
00:45:01Well, glad you enjoyed it
00:45:04But don't tell Shane or Cole, because then they would...
00:45:09Say that you were being unfair?
00:45:11Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules
00:45:14I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend the night with you anyways
00:45:21Don't make this any harder than it already is
00:45:26Are you sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:45:31Stop
00:45:34Fine, fine, fine
00:45:38I won't tell
00:45:40But only on one condition
00:45:44I won't tell
00:45:46But only on one condition
00:45:49You have to go out on a date with me
00:45:52Fine
00:45:56I've had a crush on you since college, Angela
00:46:00You never noticed me
00:46:06You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you
00:46:11It's only 7am, she's still sleeping
00:46:14I'm not sleeping alone
00:46:16Yeah, I'm not letting my fiance be alone with another man for another second
00:46:20Morning, gentlemen, or shall I say ruffmen?
00:46:25Oh, don't mind him
00:46:28What's up, guys?
00:46:30We're ready for the second challenge
00:46:32No cockroaches this time
00:46:34Yes, no more terrifying things, that was my bad, Angela
00:46:37This better be a good challenge, Ellen
00:46:40I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one
00:46:42The second challenge is...
00:46:44The second challenge is...
00:46:46A date
00:46:47I mean, I should have asked for something else
00:46:49A date?
00:46:51That's it
00:46:52What's the catch?
00:46:53No catch, just who Miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most
00:46:57As simple as that
00:46:58I know what I want to do
00:46:59Let's start with me first
00:47:00Okay, who's up first?
00:47:01Then...
00:47:02Me
00:47:03Save the best for last
00:47:05Ain't that right, Angela?
00:47:07Then it's decided
00:47:11Please, don't take my BMW away
00:47:15Too bad
00:47:16Pissed off the Lockharts
00:47:18I have nothing left
00:47:28It's that bitch who ruined me
00:47:34It's that bitch who ruined me
00:47:35It's that bitch who ruined me
00:47:44General Eisenhower, sir!
00:47:46At ease, Lieutenant
00:47:48This is my lieutenant
00:47:49He also manages this boxing gym
00:47:51Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower
00:47:53He's so serious
00:47:54But, hang on
00:47:56Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet
00:47:59Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date
00:48:02So that I can introduce you to my guns
00:48:03Guns? Like, murder weapons?
00:48:06Yes
00:48:08Murder weapons
00:48:28You like my guns, babe?
00:48:30Pretty Lockhart
00:48:31Yeah
00:48:33Let me show you what I can do with them
00:48:35Lieutenant!
00:48:36Come close!
00:48:38Wait!
00:48:39You're just going to hit him like that?
00:48:40He's not even going to fight back?
00:48:42Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:48:44Treason?
00:48:45You guys are way too serious
00:48:48Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:48:49I caught you!
00:48:50If I'm going down
00:48:51You're all going down with me!
00:48:53Lieutenant!
00:48:54Pistol attack!
00:49:04Ah!
00:49:07You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:49:12I will make you pay!
00:49:15If you don't need to keep beating him up
00:49:17We could just take him to the cops
00:49:18Not when he tries to hurt you
00:49:26Zoe's a bit violent
00:49:28Some might call it being protective
00:49:30Poor anger issues
00:49:31What if we get married
00:49:33And I forget to use a coaster
00:49:34On an antique table or something?
00:49:36Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:49:39Hey, some girls are into that
00:49:41I don't know if I am
00:49:44Well, maybe Shane will be your type
00:49:49Your date with Shane starts now
00:49:54Hey
00:49:56Hey
00:49:57Cool ride
00:49:59A gift from the church
00:50:01From the chancellor of Germany
00:50:02When I saved his wife
00:50:03Impressive
00:50:07Your breath
00:50:08Smells like peppermint
00:50:10Refreshing
00:50:12I got cool mint, too
00:50:14Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:50:17What do you not have
00:50:18In this coat of yours?
00:50:20Fruit flavored gum
00:50:21I can't stand those
00:50:23So, where are you taking me?
00:50:25Let me show you
00:50:32Dr. Wilson!
00:50:35Our VIP of VIPs
00:50:37Right this way
00:50:38VIP of VIPs?
00:50:40Just some other guy I saved
00:50:42I forget who
00:50:43You saved a lot of people
00:50:45I do what I can
00:50:47Oh, my gosh
00:50:49It's my gold-digging neighbor
00:50:50Who just got dumped by her husband
00:50:54Sandra Miller
00:50:56What are you doing here?
00:50:57I just thought this was for the
00:50:58VIP of VIPs
00:50:59Your mother-in-law told me
00:51:00All about the divorce
00:51:01And how you hired some gigolo
00:51:02To beat her and KB Vanderbilt up
00:51:07Hello of you
00:51:09What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:51:10Of course your bird brain
00:51:11Wouldn't remember
00:51:13I sell high fashion jewelry
00:51:14Pieces so high-end
00:51:16You couldn't even afford
00:51:17Even if you sold your organs
00:51:19The auction begins
00:51:21I'll deal with you later
00:51:24Here, I'll just be here for a second
00:51:30Cameron
00:51:32I have a task for you
00:51:36Our next piece is
00:51:37Absolutely extraordinary
00:51:39Cleopatra's armband
00:51:41Sold by our vendor
00:51:43Sandra Miller
00:51:45For five million dollars
00:51:48Excuse me
00:51:50I'd like to donate this piece
00:51:51To auction
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring
00:51:55I'd like to donate this piece
00:51:56To auction
00:51:57I'd like to donate this piece
00:51:58To auction
00:51:59It's Queen Victoria's ring
00:52:00What are you doing?
00:52:02Just watch
00:52:04Come on
00:52:09That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:52:11Please
00:52:12I'm an expert in not to fake
00:52:14She probably got it
00:52:15At the flea market she works at
00:52:17You work at a flea market?
00:52:19Not this again
00:52:20Cut the bullshit
00:52:21That wouldn't even sell
00:52:22For five dollars
00:52:23Oh yeah?
00:52:24Here, you want it?
00:52:25For free
00:52:26Ew
00:52:27I don't want that trash
00:52:28From a stinky hippie peddler
00:52:31Well
00:52:32That's too bad then
00:52:33Because
00:52:34You are the fraud
00:52:37What are you talking about?
00:52:38Who the hell are you
00:52:39To accuse me?
00:52:40Throw them out
00:52:42Dr. Wilson
00:52:43I know you're a legend in medicine
00:52:45But we're professionals
00:52:47Oh yeah?
00:52:48And that armband
00:52:49Sells for five million dollars?
00:52:52Yeah
00:52:53Mine is the real thing
00:52:54You two are just upset
00:52:55Because you're too
00:52:56Poor
00:52:57To afford our luxury items
00:52:59Why is that so?
00:53:01When a so-called expert
00:53:02Failed to recognize
00:53:03Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:53:05Dear Lord
00:53:07This is real
00:53:09It's authentic
00:53:11It's Queen Victoria's ring
00:53:16Karen
00:53:17What have you found?
00:53:19Yeah, that picture of
00:53:20Cleopatra's armband you sent me
00:53:21It's a replica
00:53:22It's a replica
00:53:24They had the same one
00:53:25Right here at the flea market
00:53:27So
00:53:29You are the fraud
00:53:31You just went to the flea market
00:53:32So you can buy some fakes
00:53:34And Cameron
00:53:35How much are these fakes
00:53:36Being sold for?
00:53:38One fifty
00:53:39Wow
00:53:40Not even five dollars
00:53:42Sandra
00:53:44You've been duping us
00:53:45The whole time?
00:53:47Arrest her!
00:53:49No!
00:53:50Please!
00:53:51One time!
00:53:52Please!
00:53:53What's going on Dr. Wilson?
00:53:55Uh
00:53:56Investigating lead poisoning
00:53:57From cheap jewelry
00:53:58For the Emperor of Japan
00:53:59Bye
00:54:00Lock Callista from the
00:54:01Jewelry industry forever
00:54:11I had a really great time tonight
00:54:14Me too
00:54:15May I
00:54:16Have a kiss?
00:54:21No
00:54:33Something wrong?
00:54:34Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:54:42Yep
00:54:43You never have to worry about
00:54:44Stinky breath from me
00:54:52Oh
00:54:54You
00:54:56Owe us a bunch of money
00:54:57Cooper
00:54:59I don't have any money
00:55:00How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:55:04I guess
00:55:05You'll only pay up
00:55:08If I break your other leg
00:55:10Stop!
00:55:15Mr. Vanderbilt
00:55:18Mr. Buffett
00:55:22Hehe
00:55:24This is the contract
00:55:25For the Maple Plaza project
00:55:26That's right
00:55:27Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you
00:55:30I knew Angelo
00:55:31Was still in love with me
00:55:33I knew Angelo
00:55:34Was still in love with me
00:55:35No no
00:55:36So
00:55:37Sorry about those injuries
00:55:38From earlier
00:55:39It was all just
00:55:40A little misunderstanding
00:55:42Yeah
00:55:43We could be partners again
00:55:45And then maybe you can
00:55:47Tell Lady Lockhart
00:55:48To put in a good word for us
00:55:49You?
00:55:50Angela still loves me
00:55:51She's just throwing a fit
00:55:52She'll be back to me soon enough
00:55:54Yeah
00:55:55Do you need any help winning her back?
00:55:57We can give you jewelry to give to her
00:56:00I was just sucking up to these pricks
00:56:02A few days ago
00:56:03And now they're all begging me
00:56:04To help them out
00:56:05It feels so damn good to be in power
00:56:09Sure
00:56:10I'll put in a good word for you
00:56:12I just need
00:56:13Anything
00:56:14You tell us
00:56:15We'll give you anything
00:56:16Once I take everything
00:56:17From these idiots
00:56:18I'll go after
00:56:19Angela Lockhart
00:56:20For my revenge
00:56:27I'll give you the contract
00:56:28That you have recorded
00:56:29Just like you asked me to
00:56:31Well done
00:56:32He'll be fucked soon
00:56:35Well done
00:56:36He'll be fucked soon
00:56:38I don't get it Miss Musk
00:56:39That contract has a preliminary clause
00:56:41It requires him to pay 50% of the costs
00:56:43Up front as a deposit
00:56:45And if you can't
00:56:46Then what?
00:56:47He'll be bankrupt
00:56:48So as long as he's greedy
00:56:49I have to take it
00:56:52I'm avenging my best friend
00:56:54I want to show the world
00:56:55That without Angela Lockhart
00:56:56He's nothing
00:57:03Oh
00:57:04I signed the Maple Plaza project
00:57:07We should celebrate
00:57:08You did?
00:57:09You see
00:57:10I know my son has it in him
00:57:11That skank Angela
00:57:13Is nothing next to you
00:57:15And it's all thanks to you
00:57:17Sweetheart
00:57:18Actually
00:57:19It's thanks to Angela
00:57:23What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:25You're trying to ditch me
00:57:26To go back to your wife?
00:57:27Oh no, no, no
00:57:28He's not
00:57:29Jerry
00:57:30What are you doing?
00:57:31You have such a beautiful
00:57:32And bright future ahead of you
00:57:34Do it
00:57:35It's my decision
00:57:36Mom
00:57:37I'm the head of the house here
00:57:39I'm telling my dad
00:57:41Fine
00:57:42Go right ahead
00:57:43He has enough money
00:57:44Fine
00:57:45Go right ahead
00:57:46He has enough problems himself
00:57:47If you're obedient
00:57:48I'll keep you around
00:57:49As his side piece
00:57:50But if not
00:57:51You can scram
00:57:52Dad
00:57:53Jared is being mean to me
00:57:55Teach him a lesson
00:57:56Kaylee
00:57:57Be a good girl
00:57:58Okay?
00:57:59Jared has the backing
00:58:00Of some very powerful people now
00:58:02Don't get on his bad side
00:58:04We can't afford
00:58:05To piss him off
00:58:06So do as he says
00:58:08But dad
00:58:15I'm sorry
00:58:17I'll be your side piece
00:58:19Very good
00:58:21I'm happy you've come around
00:58:22Now let's go celebrate
00:58:27I mean
00:58:28Do I really want to be
00:58:29With Mr. Minty Mouth
00:58:30Forever though?
00:58:31But that tongue action though
00:58:33Tongue is important
00:58:35In more than just one spot
00:58:36Carly
00:58:37We are in public
00:58:38It's true
00:58:39Oh
00:58:40Stomach ache
00:58:41Again?
00:58:42I have to run to the bathroom
00:58:43Devin should be here
00:58:44To pick you up soon
00:58:45Okay
00:58:47Devin's late
00:58:49Not a good sign for a date
00:58:53This hotel restaurant
00:58:54Has five Michelin stars
00:58:58It's her
00:58:59And she's alone
00:59:00With no one to save her
00:59:04You whore
00:59:05You seduced my son
00:59:06So he'd get back with you
00:59:11Let me tell you
00:59:12I would never go back
00:59:13Even if your entire family
00:59:14Got down on their knees
00:59:15And begged me
00:59:19Hey
00:59:20You guys can fight all you want
00:59:21You can take this somewhere else
00:59:23Whoever gets rid of her for me
00:59:25Gets all this
00:59:26What?
00:59:27Why do I have to leave?
00:59:28She's the one starting shit
00:59:29Because I have money
00:59:30And you don't
00:59:31You're just a stinky hippie peddler
00:59:34And my son just signed
00:59:35A 100 billion dollar contract
00:59:38He still got the contract?
00:59:40He still got the contract?
00:59:42Hmm
00:59:43Must be Ellen's doing
00:59:45Even if he does sign it
00:59:47He doesn't have the liquidity
00:59:48To pay the deposit up front
00:59:49Oh
00:59:50He's just gonna
00:59:51Bet you've never seen
00:59:52This much cash before
00:59:55Bet you've never seen
00:59:56This much cash before
01:00:00You take my charity
01:00:02And toss it in my face
01:00:04As if it's your own
01:00:06My maid wouldn't even pick up
01:00:07Such a pitiful amount
01:00:08One thousand dollars
01:00:09To take her away
01:00:11Two thousand dollars
01:00:12To drag her away
01:00:14Five thousand dollars
01:00:16To beat her away
01:00:20Oh hey
01:00:21Hey
01:00:22Ow
01:00:23Hey
01:00:26You okay?
01:00:27Are you hurt?
01:00:32Weakling
01:00:33You
01:00:34You just a few days ago
01:00:35You found yourself a boy toy
01:00:37Right after getting divorced
01:00:38And now you have two more
01:00:40What a whore
01:00:42What a whore
01:00:43Yeah
01:00:44And Jared wanted to get back with her
01:00:46What if she has an STD?
01:00:49Oh like sleeping with a married man
01:00:50Wouldn't give you an STD
01:00:53Let's go
01:00:54We'll expose her to Jared
01:00:56Hang on
01:00:58What do you want?
01:00:59I'll scream
01:01:01I don't hit women
01:01:02But I never said I don't kill women
01:01:05But I never said I don't kill women
01:01:08Oh god
01:01:09He is a murderer
01:01:10What if he murders me?
01:01:11Not him
01:01:12Definitely not him
01:01:18We're not afraid of you
01:01:20That's enough
01:01:21This isn't a war zone
01:01:22You'll be removed from being a five star general
01:01:25If you hurt a civilian without adequate cause
01:01:27I was just messing with them
01:01:29Was he though?
01:01:30We're not afraid of you
01:01:32Jared!
01:01:33You have to avenge us
01:01:34Look at this slut
01:01:35She's found two more boy toys
01:01:37She's cheating on you
01:01:38Don't get back with her
01:01:39Oh Mr. Cooper it's you
01:01:41I apologize for this scene
01:01:43I'll toss out the potty crashes
01:01:44Immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet
01:01:47Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:50Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:52The potty crashes
01:01:56Oh
01:01:57You have any idea who that is?
01:01:58That's my brother
01:02:00You have any idea who that is?
01:02:01That's my wife
01:02:03You saved that title for the real skank over there
01:02:06That's right
01:02:07Know your place
01:02:08Shut up
01:02:09She's cheating on you
01:02:13Know your place
01:02:14You're just a side piece
01:02:15If I still want you that is
01:02:17Eric
01:02:18Have you gone mad?
01:02:19This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter
01:02:21You slap her for this whore?
01:02:23Mom!
01:02:24They really think they're something huh?
01:02:26Angela's an heiress to a family
01:02:28Her wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age
01:02:30She's richer even than Ellen Musk
01:02:33I only got the Maple Plaza project because she gave it to me
01:02:37What?
01:02:39You apologize right now
01:02:41Or I will kick you and your father to the curb
01:02:49I'm sorry
01:02:50No
01:02:52This can't be
01:02:54I made you divorce
01:02:59Go home
01:03:01You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet
01:03:09I apologize on behalf of my mother
01:03:12Honey I know you came here to celebrate my achievements
01:03:16I promise no one will bother you anymore
01:03:19I didn't come here for you
01:03:21I'm on a date
01:03:23A date with two men at the same time?
01:03:27She really is a whore
01:03:28Angela please forgive me
01:03:30I really do love you
01:03:34Oh ho! Lady Lockhart is here
01:03:38Oh ho! Lady Lockhart is here
01:03:43We already know you beat Ford to effort
01:03:46We're too old for that
01:03:48They're here for my celebration banquet
01:03:50Please you gave me the contract
01:03:52So if anyone should go
01:03:54As my guest of honor it should be you
01:03:56Oh yes please Miss Lockhart join us
01:03:58We'll all be one happy business family again
01:04:02What the hell are you all doing here?
01:04:04Where were you?
01:04:06Stomach issues
01:04:08Again?
01:04:09Would you like my diagnosis?
01:04:11No
01:04:13Let me make myself clear
01:04:15Okay?
01:04:17I would rather die than be with you again
01:04:20Seems that they're not actually on good terms
01:04:24I can't lose face in front of these pricks
01:04:26Otherwise they'll cut me off too
01:04:28Angela I know you're still mad but please give me a chance
01:04:30I'll prove it to you
01:04:32You want a chance?
01:04:34Angela no
01:04:35You have three great guys here who all want to marry you
01:04:38Don't take him back
01:04:40I'll give you two choices
01:04:44I'll give you two choices
01:04:48Me
01:04:49Or the contract
01:04:51You're kidding me
01:04:53No I'm not kidding you
01:04:55If you choose me we can remarry this week
01:04:59But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract
01:05:03The choice is all yours
01:05:05That's a tough choice
01:05:07You think so?
01:05:09He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon
01:05:12Either way he benefits
01:05:14Why can't I have both?
01:05:16You really are a greedy bastard
01:05:19Angela I saved you in the pool remember?
01:05:21I deserve the contract
01:05:23Did you really?
01:05:29Look who's fashionably late now
01:05:32He didn't save her at the pool
01:05:34Wait what are you talking about?
01:05:37I choose the contract
01:05:39I knew it
01:05:41You'll get what's coming to you
01:05:43With this contract my company's earning potential is limitless
01:05:48Angela Lockhart you humiliated me in front of everyone
01:05:51I will get you one day
01:05:53Let me show you something
01:06:06You saved me
01:06:12You saved me
01:06:14I'm sorry
01:06:16If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life
01:06:21But I promise you
01:06:23I'm gonna make it up to you with the rest of our lives
01:06:26No no I wasn't lying
01:06:28I just couldn't remember exactly what happened that day
01:06:39Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:06:42What?
01:06:44Me?
01:06:45And Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:06:48No way
01:06:49You guys, one of you
01:06:51Do something life threatening right now
01:06:53You're crazy
01:06:55And actually
01:06:57They've all been doing horrible shit behind your back
01:07:00What?
01:07:03Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings
01:07:06Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts
01:07:10Put it simply
01:07:12They've been stealing from you
01:07:14I can't believe I didn't realize
01:07:16Ms. Lockhart I'm so sorry
01:07:18I should have had third party accountants check thoroughly
01:07:21No it's not your fault they're just too slick
01:07:24You like me to punish them
01:07:26Oh god no not that again please
01:07:29Max
01:07:31You know what to do
01:07:45The banks have pulled all of our funds
01:07:47All business ties have been severed
01:07:49We're bankrupt
01:07:55How did you do that?
01:07:57Who are you?
01:07:58And don't say Spiderman
01:08:02I'll tell you who I am
01:08:06I'll tell you who I am
01:08:10I am
01:08:12Crypto Punk number two
01:08:14What did he say he was?
01:08:16That's more bizarre than Spiderman
01:08:18You're Crypto Punk number two?
01:08:20Well
01:08:22I'm Crypto Punk number one
01:08:24See you are number one at something
01:08:26The most expensive NFT collection in the world
01:08:29Forget Forbes' list
01:08:31It's all about young money now
01:08:33So how about our date?
01:08:37I'm not letting anyone up on me on this one
01:08:40I'll spy too
01:08:55They forgot to cancel my contract
01:08:58I still have the 100 billion dollar project
01:09:01Yes I'm rich
01:09:04Yes I'm rich
01:09:06I can make them all pay soon
01:09:15What?
01:09:16Mr. Cooper sir
01:09:17The Maple Plaza contract requires us
01:09:19To provide 50% of the costs up front
01:09:21Otherwise it's a breach of contract
01:09:23And we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions
01:09:26No
01:09:28I'm bankrupt
01:09:31Angela Lockhart
01:09:32You tricked me
01:09:39Allow me
01:09:43I'm sorry I was late my queen
01:09:45I had to get some very important materials
01:09:49For our special date
01:09:51Well cheers
01:09:53Cheers
01:10:01This looks good
01:10:08Did you use my spices?
01:10:11I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you
01:10:15You can have all the money and power in the world
01:10:18And you still can't force a man to love you
01:10:22Couldn't even remember our anniversary
01:10:26Angela
01:10:30Your future with me
01:10:34Is going to be different
01:10:37Come on
01:10:39Let's dance
01:10:56Wow
01:10:59Devon I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on
01:11:02These past few years
01:11:04Just because of some silly mistake
01:11:07Angela
01:11:09I've known and loved you for three whole years
01:11:12Actually
01:11:14I've also loved you for three years
01:11:16That's right
01:11:18I fell in love with you three years ago too
01:11:20How is all of this possible?
01:11:23I didn't meet any of you until recently
01:11:26Well actually
01:11:28Maybe Devon but
01:11:31I've had a crush on you since college
01:11:34You were my motivation to go to business school
01:11:38Despite who you were
01:11:40You never judged me for being poor
01:11:44Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500
01:11:48In a suit like that?
01:11:51All you do is babble on and on about
01:11:54Internet money, Bitcoin and shit like that
01:11:59Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:12:03I'll teach you a lesson
01:12:06Hey get away from him
01:12:08Angela
01:12:115C girl I like her
01:12:21How is he?
01:12:23It's a rare poison
01:12:25Made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa
01:12:27Can he be cured?
01:12:30I actually think I know that poison
01:12:32It sounds really scary
01:12:34But it's cure can actually be found in any developed country
01:12:36Household salt
01:12:45I like her
01:12:47I like her
01:12:50There you go
01:12:52Time is up
01:12:55Oh shoot I'm late for swim practice
01:13:04I like her
01:13:06We have been rivals ever since
01:13:09So that's how I
01:13:11Well we all met
01:13:14I barely remember
01:13:16I should have never let you go to swim practice that day
01:13:18Matthew Richards
01:13:20The guy who poisoned me
01:13:22Attacked you out of revenge
01:13:24You wouldn't have known
01:13:25I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark though
01:13:27That makes you feel even better
01:13:29Yeah I think that suits him a little better
01:13:31Yeah
01:13:32Angela your 7 days is almost up
01:13:34Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for 3 years
01:13:38Who will you pick?
01:13:41Angela Lockhart
01:13:45How can that be?
01:13:47Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:13:54Kaylee we've gone bankrupt
01:13:57Bankrupt?
01:13:59The Vanderbilts have gone bankrupt?
01:14:02Well then get out of here
01:14:05You can't do this to me
01:14:08Jared!
01:14:10Mom it's me
01:14:11What happened?
01:14:13Jared I have carefully reconsidered
01:14:16Angela is way better than this dimwit
01:14:18You should get back with your wife
01:14:20We're bankrupt
01:14:22What?
01:14:26Jared Cooper
01:14:29We're here to post your belongings
01:14:33No one is going to save you now
01:14:36Mom!
01:14:40What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:14:47Who will you pick?
01:14:50I...
01:14:56I brought you fried chicken
01:14:58Fried chicken?
01:14:59Hey not all girls like sushi and caviar
01:15:01Yeah he's right I did live in Atlanta for 3 months
01:15:04Sucking it up last minute
01:15:06At least I don't speak like an AI robot
01:15:09Hey stop stop
01:15:12Welcome back to the bachelorette
01:15:15I mean the 3 badasses who want me
01:15:18I mean Angela Lockhart
01:15:21You know what I mean
01:15:23Today our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:15:26Which one of our 3 badasses will she marry?
01:15:30Will it be Shane the doctor?
01:15:34Cole the general?
01:15:38Or Devin the CEO?
01:15:44Looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide
01:15:48Oh the suspense is killing me
01:15:51But when she does
01:15:53She will take this eternal rose
01:15:55Made from glass imported from Venice
01:15:57And give it to our winner
01:15:59Angela
01:16:02Angela
01:16:04Oh I...
01:16:07I need more time to think
01:16:13While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide
01:16:17Why don't we check in with each of our candidates
01:16:20Let's check in with each of our candidates
01:16:23Let's start with Cole
01:16:25Cole
01:16:29There's not much to say
01:16:31Who wouldn't want a 5 star general
01:16:33Who has huge biceps
01:16:36A massive chest
01:16:38Who would protect their wife
01:16:42Okay thank you
01:16:45Shane
01:16:48Muscles, money
01:16:50They won't get you so far
01:16:52But you need a well balanced man like me
01:16:54That has more than one way to keep a lady happy
01:16:57If you know what I mean
01:17:01Okay I think we do
01:17:03And Devin
01:17:06That was quite disgusting
01:17:10I just hope Angela's okay
01:17:12I know she's going under a lot of stress right now
01:17:15A lot of choices to make
01:17:17And she's my queen
01:17:19I just really hope she's okay
01:17:21Now one more thing
01:17:23What kind of a doctor
01:17:25Brings fried chicken to a girl
01:17:27That's a good point
01:17:29It's bad for her heart
01:17:32And then you
01:17:33What?
01:17:34You know what they say about military men
01:17:37They beat their wives
01:17:43Enough
01:17:45Stand up
01:17:48Hey you guys
01:17:50Whoa break it up
01:17:52Hey break it up
01:17:55Oh
01:17:58Cut to commercial
01:18:00Cut to commercial
01:18:19This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life
01:18:24Who do I choose
01:18:33Angela's marrying me
01:18:34You're not stealing her from me
01:18:36Oh yeah?
01:18:38I may be a doctor
01:18:39But like I said
01:18:40I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world
01:18:46What don't you have in that cup?
01:18:48Fruit flavored gum
01:18:49I won't let you take Angela away from me
01:18:51I'll fight you to the death
01:18:53Don't forget about me
01:18:55It's time I reveal my true identity
01:19:01These stupid profile cards don't make any sense
01:19:04They do not help
01:19:05Who made these?
01:19:22It's time I reveal my true identity
01:19:28I'm actually a part of the X-Men
01:19:31And I have the power of
01:19:33Telekinesis
01:19:52We may have to work together to take him down
01:20:05This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced
01:20:09I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up
01:20:12Hmm
01:20:13Winter mint
01:20:14Or cool mint
01:20:17You know
01:20:19I've always really liked your hair
01:20:20Really?
01:20:22I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it
01:20:25So I appreciate that
01:20:28Hey hey hey
01:20:29And you know
01:20:30Cool
01:20:31I've always really liked the way you talk
01:20:34Really?
01:20:35Yeah
01:20:39What do you got for me?
01:20:40I always
01:20:42Really like the way you chew gum
01:20:44Really like the way you chew gum
01:20:46Yeah?
01:20:47It's fresh right?
01:20:48Yeah
01:20:52You know you're actually a really good doctor
01:20:54Hey hey
01:20:55You need me to look at you?
01:20:57I got you
01:20:58Hey me?
01:20:59Angela's been kidnapped
01:21:01Angela's been kidnapped
01:21:04It was Sharon Cooper
01:21:06That fucker
01:21:07We have to find her
01:21:08What how?
01:21:09Her ring
01:21:10Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case
01:21:13Well let's go then
01:21:15My phone
01:21:16My fiance
01:21:17My fiance
01:21:23Jared
01:21:28What am I doing here?
01:21:30You destroyed me
01:21:33You took everything
01:21:36What?
01:21:37I have nothing left
01:21:39It's not my fault you're too greedy
01:21:43Who's greedy?
01:21:44To have sex with my wife?
01:21:46What?
01:21:48I'm not your wife anymore
01:21:49Oh yeah I know
01:21:50You wouldn't take me back now
01:21:51Not unless I get you pregnant with my child
01:21:53This is illegal
01:21:54You wouldn't want your child to be away from it's father
01:21:57You won't have me arrested
01:21:59You will take me back
01:22:03You little bitch
01:22:06I'll settle you down a little
01:22:14You will be begging me to fuck you soon
01:22:21Hey
01:22:23Angela come back
01:22:28You're too late
01:22:29I drugged her
01:22:30She'll be dead soon unless
01:22:31Not yet
01:22:32Have you forgotten who I am?
01:22:35He really does have everything in his coat
01:22:37Everything except for fruit
01:22:38Yeah except for fruit flavored gum
01:22:39We get it already
01:22:40He just saved my boss
01:22:44Here you go
01:22:50You're all good now
01:22:51Oh thank god
01:22:53But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:22:55What?
01:22:56What are you going to do to me?
01:22:58Hey stop!
01:22:59No don't!
01:23:02Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever
01:23:09Glad we didn't actually have that fight
01:23:11Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all
01:23:19So who did you pick sweetheart?
01:23:21We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding
01:23:24The Prince of Bhutan
01:23:27And remember we will kill ourselves if you don't choose
01:23:35Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:37The Three Badasses Who Want Me
01:23:39We're down to the wire
01:23:40Literally
01:23:41The wedding day
01:23:42But who's the groom?
01:23:57Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:59The Three Badasses Who Want Me
01:24:01But who's the groom?
01:24:05Uh
01:24:06Seems our heiress still hasn't decided
01:24:10Any input from the parents?
01:24:12Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice
01:24:16This is exciting
01:24:17Who should my daughter pick?
01:24:20Let me think
01:24:24I like the doctor
01:24:26He's cute
01:24:29But the general looks like a strong fellow
01:24:33And we can't forget about Devon Sterling
01:24:35The one who's loved her the longest
01:24:37Isn't that right Devon?
01:24:39Angela
01:24:46You are all three very fine gentlemen
01:24:51And I'm really grateful for all of your love
01:24:55But this was a really hard decision
01:24:59And I decided to devise one last challenge
01:25:04And I decided to devise one last challenge
01:25:12I'm just kidding
01:25:13I'm just as sick of this as you guys are
01:25:19Each of our candidates have saved our main character
01:25:23I mean bachelorette once
01:25:25They've all proven their undying love
01:25:28So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:25:31Literally
01:25:32Literally
01:25:34Could it be the sexy and protective
01:25:38General with a temper
01:25:39Mr. Cole Eisenhower
01:25:46Or the fun, wicked minded
01:25:49But kind of weird
01:25:51Dr. Shane Wilson
01:25:55And last but not least
01:25:57Could it be the richest man of them all
01:26:00The man Angela would have married a long time ago
01:26:03Mr. Devon Sterling
01:26:08Gentlemen
01:26:10It's been a pleasure getting to know you
01:26:12It has
01:26:13May the best man win
01:26:15May the best man win
01:26:18Drum roll please
01:26:31Seriously, Ricky?
01:26:39I choose
01:26:50I need a powerful, strong man
01:26:52I really feel like he can protect me
01:26:56Who could persist those guns?
01:26:58Who could persist those guns?
01:27:02Would it interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:27:04Would you like a full body checkup?
01:27:20Shane, it's you
01:27:21I'm lovesick for you
01:27:23You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:27:25Yeah
01:27:28It's that tongue action, ladies and gents
01:27:31Ellen, be my new queen
01:27:33I hope we can go together
01:27:34Let's make love, babe
01:27:47It's always been you
01:27:50I love you
01:27:57I'll always love you
01:28:01Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody
01:28:04It's for Ellen
01:28:05Would you like a full body checkup?
01:28:07Have you seen my murdering weapons?
01:28:08I eat fruit-flavored gum
01:28:20I love you
01:28:46I, Selene Lovett
01:28:48accept my role as Nightwind's pack Luna
01:28:51and your wife
01:28:54I, Alexander Kane
01:28:57fucking love you
01:29:12Wow, two alphas together