The.Cleaner.2021.S03E06
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00:00Okay guys, intimacy week's coming up. How do you feel about that?
00:04Like you're in bed for the rest of the day now, is it?
00:06Are you having a breakdown?
00:07Huh?
00:08Oh, no.
00:09It's not that married-at-first-sight Australia horseshit again.
00:12Oh, two people looking for love is all shit, is it?
00:15They're not looking for love.
00:17They're looking for fame so they can sell sunglasses on TikTok
00:20as if getting married wasn't tacky enough.
00:22Bloody hell, he doesn't even like weddings now.
00:24Get yourself in debt so you can pretend to your friends you live in a fairy tale.
00:27Nobs.
00:28Oh, you cynical old man. What job is he anyway?
00:31Weirdly, it's an actual wedding down near Wolves.
00:34Will you tell that couple from me to cherish every single moment they're together?
00:39Cos that's what soulmates do.
00:41What?
00:42It's what Cheryl's just said to Digger in episode one.
00:45Yep, weddings.
00:47Meaningless sentiment.
00:49See you later.
00:59HE SIGHS
01:02HE SIGHS
01:27Oh, OK.
01:28Oh, Jack.
01:29What happened?
01:30Mad one.
01:31So, wedding reception's about to start.
01:33Some bloke in a balaclava comes in,
01:35taps one of the guests on the head with a baseball bat.
01:37Bloody hell.
01:38Dad?
01:39Nah, he'll have a bloody headache, though.
01:41Ketchup all over the shop.
01:42One of the guests tackled him, so we've got the tow-rag in custody,
01:45but he won't talk.
01:46Just let him get on with it.
01:48Get on with what?
01:49Father of bride wants to carry on with the reception.
01:51Hey.
01:52You'll see when you meet him.
01:53Legend.
01:54Ah.
01:55Where's Ruth?
01:56She's at home watching some reality shit.
01:58That time he made an honest woman of her, innit?
02:00Eh?
02:01Shut up. Why would he want all this nonsense?
02:03All women want to get married, Wicky.
02:05They want to have their princess day.
02:07Jesus, Jack, you can't say that sort of thing any more, mate.
02:09You'll get cancelled, you'll have to go and work in Nando's.
02:11I didn't say it.
02:12Lorraine Kelly did.
02:18Are you watching, Lorraine?
02:21Personal choice.
02:24Here we go.
02:27Legend alert.
02:29Cavalry arrives.
02:30Not before time, son.
02:31We've got a bloody big train to get back on the tracks here.
02:34Right.
02:35Go on.
02:37Sorry, I don't...
02:38He knows.
02:39Of course he knows.
02:40Come on.
02:41I really don't.
02:42You can sing a song if you want, mate.
02:45A song?
02:47Bob Mammoth, the king of storage.
02:50His storage is a thing.
02:51Bob Mammoth, the king.
02:53Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.
03:02He knows, he's just being polite.
03:04Right, kids, this is for you.
03:06Oh, we're not allowed, Bob.
03:08Hey, hey, you know, you've been as good as gold
03:10and we could do without all this getting in the press, you know,
03:12and you're going to keep it on the down-low, yeah?
03:14Take it.
03:16Cheers, Bob.
03:17I'll have a vape in the pounder, make sure you're not disturbed.
03:19Right.
03:21Wicky.
03:22Wicky.
03:24Here's my hand, right.
03:25Here's my heart.
03:27Now, I've heard you're the best in the business.
03:30I'm going to need you to perform some miracles here, son.
03:34Come this way.
03:41So what was the attack all about, then?
03:43Total mystery.
03:44Personal jealousy, probably.
03:46Oh, yeah?
03:47A lot of that in the storage world, isn't it?
03:49Yeah.
03:50Who else has facilities in Stourbridge, Dudley and West Brom?
03:53No-one!
03:54Oh.
03:55And it's going to take more than a hoodie swinging his dick around
03:58to derail a mammoth wedding.
03:59I thought you were swinging a baseball bat round.
04:01Hey, have a bit of respect, kid.
04:03A man was hurt.
04:04Sorry.
04:05Hey, Dave, there's canapés and fizz in there, son.
04:08Give your missus a break from the Prosecco.
04:11Cheapswot.
04:13Right, you need to get a wriggle on.
04:16Keep this on the down-low.
04:17Desperate Carrot's going to be here in a minute.
04:20Right.
04:22Master of Ceremonies.
04:23Oh.
04:25I thought he'd retired.
04:26He thought he had.
04:27Until he saw how many zeroes were on the end of the cheque.
04:30Three.
04:31Oh.
04:32With a four in front.
04:35Four grand.
04:36Four grand, yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Also, I hurt my wrist.
04:39Writing one out for you, B4C.
04:41Victory Alley, Campbell.
04:42Oh, right.
04:43Are you going to play Red Red Wine?
04:44We're not going to have the first answer rat in my kitchen,
04:46are we, you plum?
04:47They're all stupid questions.
04:50Yeah, what on?
04:51Who was it?
04:52Who got hit?
04:54It was me dad.
04:57Oh, God, I'm sorry, lad.
04:58Who would want to hurt your dad?
05:02We built this empire together.
05:04Me and me dad are the biggest storage providers
05:06in the black country.
05:07Maybe it was cut off from the rest of the world.
05:10Biggest providers in the black country.
05:12Maybe it was cut in the head off the storage snake.
05:16He's my rock, Wicky.
05:17My rock?
05:19They wouldn't lie and say he wasn't OK.
05:21If he wasn't OK, they wouldn't do that, would they, Wicky?
05:24No, I'm sure if they said he'd be fine, he'd be fine.
05:27Yeah.
05:30You're a good man, Wicky.
05:32I can see that.
05:34I won't forget this.
05:36I mean, do you even know you're inside Lake Michigan?
05:39What about this, sir?
05:40That's nice.
05:41Oh, here he is.
05:43My worst half.
05:44Hello.
05:49You're not going to believe this, Bob.
05:50I just caught the right Honourable David, Queen Simply,
05:53trying to sneak out.
05:55Oh, yeah, you're not going anywhere, sir.
05:57Let's get you a drink.
05:58I think I've had quite enough.
06:00He says, is that enough?
06:01We'd never live it down, would we?
06:03We'd never live it down, would we?
06:05MP seen leaving Mam at wedding, sober.
06:10No.
06:11No thank you to that headline.
06:13I think in the circumstances, it would be best I left.
06:16I think the press might see it as a...
06:18David, I will not have you leave the wedding of the year.
06:22And there's no press coming, other than the ones I've paid for.
06:25Got a double-paid shoot in the West Midlands now.
06:28Yeah, and we've got this big lad here, he's going to clear up the mess.
06:31We've met before.
06:32I doubt it, I doubt that very much.
06:34Now, David, I would love to talk you through the wedding menu.
06:37We have met before.
06:38Do you remember, you came down my local pub
06:40for a photo shoot during the election.
06:42Not seen you since, though. Typical politician.
06:44I imagine a politician is a bit busy to sip pints with a cleaner.
06:48I haven't seen a cleaner.
06:50Hey, don't worry about that pint that you left, by the way.
06:52My mate Weasel Mines swept it.
06:54He's not bought a drink in 12 years.
06:56Not bad for a functioning alcoholic.
06:58I say functioning, he shat himself.
07:00David, would you excuse me for a moment while I handle this gentleman?
07:04Wicky?
07:05I shall show the cleaner to where he is needed.
07:08Don't let him leave.
07:10Right, OK.
07:12So, get chugging on that, David.
07:14Oh, er...
07:15Hey!
07:16No.
07:17Sorry, but am I not cleaning this first?
07:19Oh, sorry.
07:21Just thought it might be nice to get the blood-offing daughter's
07:2423 grand wedding dress first.
07:26Come!
07:28It's quality, that. It's been soaked in oak.
07:30We'll sum it.
07:42Mum, where is he? Is he going to be OK?
07:44Who?
07:45Grandad, of course.
07:46It's fine. You just focus on being the perfect bride.
07:50Get her slap sorted, Tara.
07:52It's a disaster. Look at me.
07:55Oh, you look gorgeous, Anne-Marie.
07:57Why would anyone want to hurt Grandad?
07:59Tell her she looks like an angel, Ravi.
08:01You do. You look well-fit.
08:02Like an angel.
08:03Like an angel, yeah.
08:04There you go.
08:05Thank God this one was here to tackle the little shit we owe you, Ravi.
08:08Don't we, Anne-Marie?
08:09Yeah, thanks, Rav.
08:10Anything for you.
08:11You was a hero, Ravi.
08:13Like a brummy Jason Statham.
08:17Hey!
08:18You're Ravi Singh?
08:20Yeah.
08:21That's mad.
08:22I saw you score against Brentford this season.
08:24Yeah, that was a good goal, though.
08:26Congratulations, by the way.
08:27Tara.
08:28Oi, Cleaning Tara Pease,
08:29are you not here to spot celebrities?
08:31There's a bride there.
08:32Yeah, right.
08:33I was just...
08:34I was surprised to see him.
08:37How you doing? You all right?
08:38Never mind the therapy. Get that muck off her veil.
08:40Can you get it off?
08:41Hey, it's a bear shit in the woods.
08:43Oh!
08:44You show some respect.
08:46It's my little girl's wedding day.
08:47Fucking bears shitting in the woods.
08:49Hey, Tara, wake them jugs up.
08:52We need a bit of glamour in the fountains.
08:54Give it here. I'll go and soak it for you.
08:56Oh, I'll get a picture for Insta, babe.
08:58Not when I look like this.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Maybe let me clean her up first, eh, girls?
09:03I think maybe we just cancel it all, Mum.
09:05What?
09:06Are you a mammoth or a mouse?
09:08Cancel.
09:09Have you any idea how much all of this cost?
09:11You think Jasper Carrot, Ali Campbell,
09:13and Noddy Holder are free?
09:15I told you, I don't know who they are.
09:18Who is all this for?
09:20Oh, I'm grateful.
09:21For you, my girl.
09:23To make you the bride of the fucking century.
09:26Can we go and see Grandad?
09:28What for? He's off. He's not on morphine.
09:30We have got a schedule as tight as a nut's chuff, my girl.
09:34You stay focused.
09:37I spoke to your dad before. He said he's going to be fine.
09:40Your Grandad, I mean.
09:41And he's an old comedian.
09:43He had a hit about a funky moped.
09:45Jasper Carrot.
09:46It's less relevant. I should have bailed on the Grandad fact.
09:49Bollocks! We're supposed to be throwing the bouquet.
09:51Come on, girls, the photographer's on the clock.
09:53She doesn't need her veil to throw a bunch of flowers over her fucking shoulder.
09:57I just wanted a normal wedding.
09:59Mammoths are not normal.
10:01Ravi, love, do you mind helping Bob mow the cake?
10:04No problem, Mrs M.
10:07Cheer up, Amberley. You look...
10:09Like an angel.
10:10Yeah. Like an angel.
10:15Right, come on, you old lads, fall down.
10:17Sit and see.
10:19Drama, isn't she?
10:21She might be the worst person I've ever met.
10:23And there was a lad in my town who had sex with a magpie.
10:27Are they wolf socks?
10:29Yeah.
10:30You play with Ravi, do you?
10:32I used to, on the youth team, but didn't make the cut.
10:35Oh, but you stayed best mates, that's nice.
10:37Yeah, I mean, don't see much of him now that he's busy with the team, like.
10:40Ah, well, shit game anyway, innit?
10:42I only went to that match cos I had a spare ticket cos my mate fell into a septic tank.
10:45He what?
10:46I mean, I say fell. He dived.
10:48He'd been on poppers for three days.
10:50What do you do now?
10:51Work for Bob, unfortunately.
10:53Ah, the power behind the storage king's throne, eh?
10:56Nightmare about this attack.
10:58Yeah. I mean, I can't say it was a massive shock, but...
11:00Yeah, he said something about a jealous rival, is it?
11:03Is that what he told you?
11:05Oh.
11:06What, are you no different, do you?
11:08What?
11:09There you are, Brian. I can't be looking for you everywhere.
11:12DJ needs help sitting up.
11:14Can't someone else do it?
11:15Can't someone else do it?
11:16You work for me, you bloody Muppet.
11:18Even Ravi's helping out. It's all thanks to the pub.
11:21Oh, we should have a chat about what's just happened.
11:23My boots will have a chat with your ping-pongs in a minute, son. Get!
11:28Bloody kids these days, eh, Wicky?
11:30Right, let's get me dad's spooge off that kite.
11:35Love me dad.
11:37Stay strong.
11:43Thank you for your patience, everybody.
11:45Please enjoy a glass of vintage champagne,
11:48courtesy of the storage king himself, Mr Bob Muppet.
11:54There you go, big man.
11:55Good lad.
11:56What do you think?
11:58Well, it's big.
11:59It's big, he says.
12:01That's four grand's worth of cream sponge in there, mate.
12:04Who's that?
12:06Who do you fucking think?
12:07It's the mug we paid for it.
12:09Will?
12:10Well, I can clean it, yeah, but the chemicals are pretty toxic, you know.
12:13It's all right.
12:14Well, it's life-threatening.
12:16Doesn't know much about show business, this one, does he, Reveille?
12:19No.
12:20Yeah, right, show him your watch.
12:21No, you're all right.
12:22No, go on, show him your watch.
12:25Right, how much is that?
12:27I'm not really a watch guy, Lance.
12:29Guess how much. How much?
12:31Yeah, go on.
12:32Three million?
12:33Three fucking million, what you talking about?
12:35Like I say, I'm not really a watch guy.
12:37That's 80 grand's worth, that watch.
12:3980 grand!
12:40Now, did you have to spend that to tell the time, Ravi?
12:43Yeah.
12:44Did you, Ravi?
12:45No!
12:46You don't.
12:47You don't need to eat a cake to be impressed by it.
12:51The function of this cake is to wow the crowds.
12:55Before my...
12:56Before, you know, the speeches.
12:59Right.
13:00Then, lights down, right?
13:02Jasper comes out, gives it the big'un.
13:05Then you be 40, crank out, baby, come on.
13:08Then you be 40, crank out, baby, come back.
13:11Then, lights up.
13:14Cake.
13:15Wheeled out by a bloody premiership football player.
13:18And then I come out, give it all the fun he needs.
13:21Legend.
13:22Too right, I'm a legend.
13:24Call me Ravi Singh.
13:26You're the son I never had, mate.
13:28I mean it. Do you understand that?
13:30I'm just thinking, Bob Roy, you're the legend of storage.
13:34And I'm the legend of scourge.
13:38Fuck me, mate.
13:39Did you just come up with that?
13:42Do you hear that? He just came up with that.
13:44I'm going to open with that, mate.
13:46Can I have that? I mean it.
13:47Let her bring the ceiling down.
13:49Lads, just to be clear,
13:51if I clean this cake and someone eats it, they might die.
13:55Bob!
13:56That bastard MP's had it on his toes again.
13:59We've got store-studded speeches.
14:01We can afford to lose an MP.
14:03No, I want him here.
14:04I told everyone he'd be here.
14:06Are you here? Where's Anne-Marie?
14:07Has she gone AWOL?
14:08Oh, shit house bride, that girl.
14:10Hi, Viv. It's our daughter's big day.
14:12Come on.
14:14What's this bell doing here?
14:15The floor isn't done.
14:16What are you doing here, you bell?
14:17Ravi, sweetheart, will you please find Anne-Marie?
14:19She'll listen to you.
14:20Tell her she needs to be working in that courtyard.
14:22MP!
14:23Now!
14:26So, sorry, sir,
14:27Mr Card and Mr Campbell are stuck in traffic.
14:32Shit on the keys!
14:34Right.
14:35I'm going to find Geoffrey.
14:37From here alone?
14:39Hi, Mr Blue Sky.
14:40That's right, no, it's Bob Mehmood.
14:42Yeah, he's Bob Mehmood.
14:44Yeah, king of storage.
14:45Oi!
14:46Does this not bug you a bit?
14:49What?
14:50Why is he on the cake?
14:51It's your wedding.
14:52It's not.
14:53What?
14:54It's not my wedding.
14:55I'm best man.
14:58Have you seen Anne-Marie?
14:59You'd better watch that woman, son.
15:01Don't want to lose her on the way home, do you, eh?
15:03Eh?
15:04Eh!
15:05Eh!
15:06One-nil.
15:17You're the crew.
15:28What are you doing out here?
15:29You should be cleaning up.
15:30Vivian will go mad.
15:31If you're the groom,
15:32why's he got you running around like some skivvy?
15:35Same reason he's made me buy all this shit no-one needs.
15:38He's a boss.
15:40The whole family are mad.
15:41Well, why are you marrying into it, then?
15:43Because Anne-Marie is amazing.
15:45That's mad.
15:46You haven't even been in the photos.
15:47Yeah, but I'm not a celebrity, am I?
15:49Why would they want a photo of me?
15:51Oh, no.
15:52No, no, this is no good.
15:53It's none of my business, but this is your day.
15:55You're going to have to do with Janet Jackson here, mate.
15:57You're going to have to take control.
16:00She's a singer.
16:02Had a series of hits in the 80s and 90s.
16:04She whopped her bap out at the Super Bowl.
16:06It doesn't matter who she is, Manish.
16:08Focus.
16:09You know what? You're right.
16:12Thanks for here.
16:14Don't thank me.
16:15Thank Janet Jackson.
16:17Now go.
16:30Oh, mate, we've been together for years,
16:32but I don't even know what to say to her.
16:34Hey, all she needs is for you to call her your wife.
16:39All right?
16:41If I link that, God forgive me,
16:43play the granddad card.
16:45OK.
16:50Anne-Marie.
16:52What are you doing here?
16:53Dad's looking for you.
16:55Yeah, but I've barely seen you all day.
16:57Not even had a chance to call you my wife yet.
16:59Sounds good, doesn't it? Wife.
17:01Oh, don't be a melt, Manish.
17:04Listen, I was thinking maybe we could go to the hospital
17:06and see how your granddad's doing.
17:08Hey.
17:10We can't, Manny.
17:11They're going mental.
17:13It's the photos, then the meal, then the speeches.
17:15That's how it works.
17:16Yeah, but this is our wedding day.
17:17We can do what we want.
17:19I know you'll feel better if you see him.
17:21No.
17:23This is none of my business.
17:25No.
17:27This is none of my business and it might not help.
17:29But if you want, I could cause a distraction and you can go.
17:33I used to be able to do the robot, something like...
17:36Actually, that won't help, but you can borrow my van.
17:40Cheers.
17:41Well, well, well.
17:42This is a cosy loving.
17:44Where have you two been?
17:46I was talking to Manny.
17:47Why?
17:48Because she's my wife.
17:49Ooh, lucky girl.
17:51But you two have got the rest of your lives to talk shit.
17:54Meanwhile, your poor dad is losing his mind.
17:57Carrot and Campbell are stuck in traffic on the motorway.
18:00Huh.
18:01Coming together, are they? That's a bit weird.
18:03Shut it, you.
18:04Now, I won't lie to you, Anne-Marie.
18:06You've let the family down.
18:07God forgive me.
18:08Your poor grandfather would be ashamed.
18:10He's lying there in that hospital bed with his brain smashed out
18:14while you two kiss and cuddle.
18:16That is an awful thing to say.
18:18Ooh, tears again.
18:20Did the spoiled girl not get everything she wanted?
18:23Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're the one causing the stress?
18:26Woo! Hello, big balls.
18:29Nah, you're not worthy of this family.
18:32You know that, don't you?
18:34Bob just gave you the job out of pity.
18:36You're just some failed footballer our Anne-Marie took a shine to.
18:39Christ, I don't even know what to tell you.
18:42Especially when, well, you know, there are other options.
18:51SHE SIGHS
18:54OK.
18:56I think it went quite well.
18:58Just leave it, man.
19:01She's right.
19:04Hey, you know something, don't you?
19:07You know why all this happened.
19:20Right, kid, tell the kitchen to stall.
19:22Geoffrey's having his bathroom fitted.
19:24He said he's going to move a few things around and it should work,
19:27so he should be able to make it, OK?
19:29But the chef said the chicken will get dry.
19:31Well, tell him to rub butter on it or something.
19:33You're fucking rocket science. Go!
19:35Thank you for your continued patience, everybody.
19:38Strap yourselves in, you're going to have a cracking night.
19:41Just don't leave, please.
19:46Don't know suit you're crying, kid.
19:48Bought you this.
19:50I don't want it.
19:51Might make you feel better.
19:53I just wanted a normal wedding.
19:57Just me and him.
19:59You're worried about your grandad.
20:01Don't worry.
20:03I rang the hospital for you, they say he's fine.
20:05Did you? Yeah.
20:07I'll be safe today again, eh?
20:10Thank you. Of course, yeah.
20:13Come on, kid.
20:15No more tears.
20:19He was always meant to be me and you.
20:21What? Come on.
20:23Ravi, what the fuck?
20:25Come on, babes. I know you love me.
20:27Don't worry.
20:29I knew it.
20:31Mannish, no!
20:33Mannish, no!
20:35That girl came off your ankle anyway, you knob!
20:42He did it.
20:45Mannish!
20:47Don't make me run any more, mate.
20:49I'm clinically obese.
20:51I don't look it, but I am.
20:53I get away with it cos I'm tall, but it's all here.
20:56Belly fat. It's the dangerous kind.
20:59Just forget it, Wicky. They got what they wanted.
21:02No, nothing happened. I saw it.
21:05She turned him down.
21:07Yeah, but I don't fit in.
21:09You've seen it yourself.
21:11No, neither of you do.
21:14That's why you've got to tell her.
21:16OK.
21:19Let's do it.
21:21Let's.
21:25This is mad. I'm just going to go.
21:27Hey. Weddings are meaningless.
21:30But I know when two people are right.
21:33OK.
21:35Thanks, Wicky.
21:44Anne-Marie?
21:47Yeah, fair play. I wasn't expecting that.
21:50Now, I may have read this quite badly, Mannish.
21:53I'm not too proud to admit that to you, mate.
21:56Well, don't go in there!
21:58I know I'd get you to stay, somehow, David.
22:01I don't want to go home!
22:03Nearly there, love.
22:05You're polling well.
22:07Get in there!
22:10Hello.
22:14David, get out, lad.
22:17Come on.
22:24People say to me,
22:26why storage?
22:28I say because every kingdom needs a king.
22:31The plains of Africa have the lion
22:34and the leading storage solution of Wolverhampton
22:38have Bob Mamet!
22:40Dad, have you seen Manny?
22:42No, no, I haven't seen him. I'm not the boy's keeper.
22:45I have to do all the bloody work for him.
22:47No, you don't. I'm the only one that knows what's going on in your stupid business.
22:51Uh-oh.
22:52Shut up! What the fuck are you talking about?
22:55You are not going to believe this, Bob.
22:57Them two, bursting.
22:59When I was helping David get ready for the speeches,
23:03God knows what he's thinking now.
23:05He was a debt collector.
23:07The bloke with the baseball bat.
23:09Fuck off, Horsey.
23:10He was, Anne-Marie.
23:12Your dad's run the business into the ground.
23:14I should know. I do the accounts.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Ooh.
23:19He's been borrowing left, right and centre to pay for this wedding
23:22from dodgy people.
23:24What?
23:26Dad?
23:27Now do you see who you married, my girl?
23:29He's a little liar.
23:31Tell her, Bob.
23:33Hey!
23:35Bob?
23:37Tell her!
23:39Don't look at me, you bastard.
23:43Bob!
23:49Ooh.
23:50He's right.
23:52I'm not an arse.
23:54Forgive me, Dad.
23:56I did this for you, Anne-Marie.
23:58What have you done?
24:00You're a bloody bastard!
24:02I hate you!
24:04I don't want to be poor!
24:06I don't want to be poor!
24:08I'm supposed to be rich!
24:10Now, why is that fresh cream?
24:12I don't know.
24:14I don't know what I am anymore.
24:17It doesn't matter.
24:18You're Bob Mammoth.
24:20You're Bob Mammoth.
24:21Bob!
24:22Bob!
24:23You are the storage king.
24:25Who's the fucking storage king?
24:27Miss Low.
24:28Sorry to interrupt, Mr Mammoth,
24:30but Jeff Lynne just pulled out.
24:33No!
24:35Let's go to the hospital.
24:39What does it mean?
24:40Does it mean, like...
24:47I'll get my mum.
24:50Could our guest leave the premises immediately?
24:53This event is cancelled.
24:55Yeah, yeah, get the face out.
24:57Just a wash of the piss.
24:58Just a wash of the piss.
24:59That's the morning make-up.
25:00Your face, Anne-Darlene.
25:01Just a wash of the piss.
25:02Bling, bling, Ravi Singh tagged me in it.
25:05What do you want, cleaner?
25:06Oh, I'd just like to finish my job.
25:09Just put things right.
25:11Oh, cheers.
25:16Give me that.
25:17Oh, no, not the wash, no.
25:19Not the wash, please.
25:20Put that on Insta.
25:21I'm a British footballing wreck!
25:24For the record,
25:26you're more than a pair of boobs.
25:28I'm not.
25:29OK.
25:31Oh, no, not the wash again, man.
25:33Put the brush back.
25:34Get me a towel.
25:35Fetch me a towel, look.
26:01All right?
26:02Oh, did you get it sourced?
26:05Yeah.
26:06It was quite dramatic in the end.
26:08Well, that's weddings, though, isn't it, really?
26:11Not all of them.
26:14Do you know what I don't get, though?
26:16I mean, that ticker.
26:19Who knew that?
26:21Who knew that?
26:22Who knew that?
26:23Who knew that?
26:24Who knew that?
26:25Who knew that?
26:26Who knew that?
26:27Who knew that?
26:28Who knew that?
26:29Who knew that she wasn't right for him
26:31and yet he still went ahead with it?
26:33How many times?
26:35They're not real weddings.
26:38Yeah, but...
26:41Why do it at all?
26:43Do you know what I mean?
26:44I mean, it's just daft.
26:46Well, just if two people are happy.
26:49Just get on with your life, innit?
26:51Just...
26:53Just get on.
26:56Right.
26:57I'm off to bed.
27:00Rest out on the microwave.
27:02You're six minutes away from a top gel fraser.
27:05Antacids are in the bathroom cupboard.
27:07Night, bud.
27:27Good night.
27:57You