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00:00In their faces, the whole audience will be amazed.
00:05You don't even need to introduce them because just by looking at them,
00:09you already know who their idol is.
00:13It's time for the copycats to show off their skills here at
00:17Kalokalike Facebook!
00:20Three Kalokalikes will compete and compete today
00:25to give them the deserving Kalokalike of the Day.
00:30And they will win Php 15,000!
00:35In their eyes, the Kalokalikes have a chance to win.
00:40Here are our judges, the OG Rock and Roll Tandem,
00:44Jukes and Teddy!
00:48Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:51The comedy diva, Rufa McKendon!
00:56Hello, Mallory!
00:59And award-winning actress, Ms. Lovey Po!
01:03Wow!
01:06They're in a swimming suit.
01:08No, it's because it's raining.
01:10Yes, it's raining heavily.
01:12Oh, it's a dress?
01:13Yes, it's a dance dress.
01:15It suits them.
01:16Yes, here they are!
01:17You're like a fraternity.
01:19What?
01:21Terno, blue is the color of the day, is it?
01:23Yes.
01:25How did we become ternos, Ms. Rufa?
01:27It's just blue.
01:30I know that, Kimmy.
01:31It's just blue.
01:32When Rufa says terno, it's terno.
01:34Rufa is the main character.
01:35You know me, I'm sexy, right?
01:38Kimmy, get in the car.
01:41I'll go first.
01:42Go, go, go!
01:44Yes.
01:46And here they are, ready to judge our look-a-like number one.
02:17What's up, Dama Babs?
02:19Here's your comedian of the Philippines.
02:24I'm Raymond Surilia, the appetite of Zamboanga.
02:32Actually, guys, I'm hungry.
02:35I'm hungry.
02:37I'm hungry.
02:38I'm hungry.
02:39I'm hungry.
02:40I'm hungry.
02:41I'm hungry.
02:42I'm hungry.
02:43Sorry, guys, I'm hungry.
02:46I want to eat.
02:49I want to eat.
02:52They say that the lunch here is delicious.
03:04Okay, I'll just promote my platform, my YouTube channel.
03:10Please support me.
03:11Please subscribe to PTTV.
03:42Who?
03:45Who are they?
03:57Welcome to number one, Raymond Surilia, the appetite of Zamboanga.
04:03Hi, appetite.
04:05Who are they?
04:06MC is laughing.
04:08Why are they laughing?
04:11Why are you laughing?
04:12It's so funny.
04:14Because he hosts here, right?
04:17He's a contestant now.
04:19He's smiling.
04:21How are you, appetite?
04:25I'm hungry and tired.
04:27Hungry and tired.
04:28Where are you from?
04:29Where are you from, appetite?
04:30I'm from Edstuy.
04:33You're just walking here?
04:35My car is broken.
04:36Oh, it's broken.
04:37I'm hungry and tired.
04:39He has a voice.
04:41What did you do earlier, Pedit?
04:44Washing machine.
04:45That's a washing machine.
04:49You know what? Do that.
04:51You're in front of Kuya Ogie.
04:52Yes, a little bit.
04:53My contour will be ruined.
04:56Do that.
04:57He's laughing.
04:58He's the one who asked.
05:00He's in front of him.
05:01Okay.
05:02Okay.
05:08That's just number 1.
05:09Oh, it's just number 1.
05:11Number 2.
05:13It's close.
05:16Why does number 2 smell like that?
05:19It's because it's not dry yet.
05:21Oh, really?
05:22That's number 3.
05:24That's dryer.
05:26It should be closer.
05:28That's number 3.
05:31Do you know why?
05:33He's an expert in this.
05:36But, Pedit, it's fun that you joined us.
05:38Thank you, everyone.
05:40You know what?
05:41You saw Lassie join us.
05:43Yes.
05:44Did you follow him?
05:45Did you join him?
05:46Yes, of course.
05:47I joined him because I wanted to show everything.
05:49Not just Lassie and...
05:51No.
05:52I wanted to show my real talent here at Lookalike.
05:56Yes.
05:57But, your talent is good.
05:58You vlogged a lot.
05:59Yes.
06:00It's a must.
06:01It's a must.
06:02For the viewers to see.
06:03Yes.
06:04Can you repeat what you vlogged?
06:05Can you repeat what you vlogged?
06:06Your channel.
06:07Okay.
06:08Please subscribe my...
06:09Please subscribe my YouTube channel.
06:11He forgot.
06:12He forgot.
06:13Maybe you're just talking.
06:14You're panting.
06:15He's tired.
06:16He's tired of the washing machine.
06:18He's tired of the performer and the washing machine.
06:21Okay.
06:22What's your vlog again?
06:24Okay.
06:25Please subscribe my YouTube channel.
06:28Subscribe me there.
06:29Petit TV.
06:31That's it.
06:32Do you want water, Petit?
06:33Hold it.
06:34Are you okay?
06:35Relax.
06:36He's panting.
06:37There.
06:38There.
06:39Let's make him drink water.
06:40Do you want me to give you a massage?
06:41Don't.
06:42Are you okay?
06:43Yes.
06:44Give him water.
06:45He's panting.
06:46There.
06:47The washing machine has water.
06:48There.
06:49He can use the washing machine again.
06:50Petit, we want to know.
06:51Petit.
06:52Petit.
06:53What is it?
06:54Lazit and Epsis are your friends, right?
06:55Yes.
06:56Who is kinder to them?
06:57For me, none of them are kind.
06:58But that's just a joke.
06:59They might expect that I treat them equally.
07:00Of course, they're both kind.
07:01I don't feel anything.
07:02They're both kind to me.
07:03There.
07:04But among the three of you, who has the highest talent fee?
07:05Among the three of you, who has the highest talent fee?
07:06Maybe me.
07:07Why?
07:08Because I feel sorry for the directors, the producers.
07:09I feel sorry for them.
07:10I feel sorry for them.
07:11I feel sorry for them.
07:12I feel sorry for them.
07:13I feel sorry for them.
07:14I feel sorry for them.
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08:59I feel sorry for them.
09:00I feel sorry for them.
09:01I feel sorry for them.
09:02I feel sorry for them.
09:03I feel sorry for them.
09:04I feel sorry for them.
09:05You're so close.
09:06Sing.
09:07Why are you so close?
09:08There you go.
09:09Go.
09:12Okay, you can sing now.
09:13If only I was the one you loved,
09:17you wouldn't be alone again.
09:21If only I was the one you loved,
09:25you wouldn't be...
09:28You're crazy.
09:31Washing machine?
09:32I thought it was a storm.
09:34I thought it was a storm.
09:36Let's give a round of applause for Rainbow Zaria,
09:38Pedinang Zambocan.
09:40Hello.
09:41Good morning.
09:42Great.
09:43Now, let's find out what they think
09:45of Contestant No. 1,
09:47MCN Lassie.
09:50Yes.
09:51What's the name of the contestant?
09:53Mad people.
09:54Mad people or mad life.
09:57Let's go.
09:59It seems like there are a lot of mad people.
10:01How many mad people are there?
10:03Let's find out.
10:05Okay, okay.
10:06Oh, it's him.
10:07It's also him.
10:09Oh, it's him.
10:10I saw him.
10:11Come here, artist.
10:12Come here, sister.
10:13There you go.
10:16Hi.
10:18Hi, Petit.
10:19Hello.
10:20There you go, Petit.
10:22We've been friends for years.
10:24I haven't seen your armpits yet.
10:26Maybe you can do it today.
10:28I've known about my armpits for a long time.
10:31Let me do it.
10:34Give me this moment.
10:38So, what's your name, sister?
10:39Aileen.
10:40Aileen.
10:41There you go.
10:42You chose Calocalike.
10:43Calocalike.
10:44Because she's really…
10:45She's Calocalike.
10:46She's Calocalike.
10:47She's also funny.
10:49She also has a good voice.
10:51Yes, and she can breathe.
10:52She can breathe.
10:53She can breathe?
10:54Yes.
10:55She can breathe?
10:56And she can fall?
10:57Yes.
10:59She can fall?
11:00And what's funny is that she can even get her makeup done.
11:03Because when Petit puts on foundation,
11:05she can even get her second beard done.
11:09We'll find out if it's really Petit when her armpits turn red.
11:15So, sister, if you're Calocalike,
11:17who's your Calocalike?
11:19I don't know.
11:20Maybe it's Petit.
11:21Maybe.
11:23I don't know.
11:24If you're Calocalike, who do you want to be?
11:27My favorite is…
11:29That's why my face is so thick.
11:31Okay, what's your favorite?
11:32Angelica.
11:34Angelica.
11:36Oh, yes.
11:37That's Petit's Angelica.
11:42But my friends told me it's Queen Yasmin.
11:48That's possible.
11:50Who?
11:51Queen.
11:52Queen Yasmin.
11:53From TikTok.
11:54From TikTok, yes.
11:55And Queen Yasmin.
11:56They said it's Queen Yasmin.
11:57Is that okay?
11:59Okay.
12:01And of course, back to you guys.
12:04Thank you so much.
12:07How does Petit look like a jeepney?
12:09Yes.
12:10Like a jeepney?
12:11Like a jeepney.
12:16How does Petit drown?
12:18How does he look like a clown?
12:19Like a clown.
12:22Like a clown.
12:25All right.
12:26And now, let's hear some comments from Jurado Arrufa Mekito.
12:31Yes.
12:32Go, go, go.
12:33Good afternoon.
12:34Yes.
12:35So, you're Petit, right?
12:38Yes.
12:39Hello, Matlam People.
12:40Hello, Matlam People.
12:42Yes.
12:43Oh, right.
12:44Thank you to all of you who are with me on Trending.
12:48And the audience is also trending.
12:50Of course.
12:51Thanks to regularization of showtime.
12:54Yes.
12:55Love you.
12:56Look at Juggs.
12:57He's so rich.
12:59Hello.
13:00Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:02No, you know, Petit likes to get talent from the bottom.
13:07Oh, really?
13:08Yes.
13:09For example, let's say you're stuck there.
13:12He'll reach it.
13:13No, the paper.
13:14Do you have paper or tissue?
13:15Paper.
13:16Okay, reach the bottom.
13:17Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
13:18So we'll know.
13:20There, there.
13:21Okay.
13:22Is that real?
13:23You can't get it?
13:24Yes.
13:25Ah, so he's Petit.
13:26Yes.
13:27He's sweating.
13:28He's sweating.
13:29Yes.
13:30What did you put on your foundation?
13:33It's like sunblock.
13:37It's like sunblock, right?
13:38In white.
13:39Anyways, I just want to tell you that Petit means a small, dainty use of a woman.
13:48He's Petit and vivacious.
13:50Oh, that's good.
13:51What is that?
13:52Vivacious.
13:53I asked him what vivacious is.
13:55What is vivacious?
13:56What is that?
13:57He said he doesn't know.
13:58I don't know.
13:59Maybe you know.
14:00What is that?
14:01Vivacious.
14:02V-I-V-A-C-I-O-U-S.
14:05Wow.
14:06Vivacious.
14:07Do you know that?
14:08Yes.
14:09For women.
14:10Yes.
14:11For women's shoes.
14:12Vivacious.
14:13Vivacious.
14:14Vivacious.
14:15Vivacious.
14:17Here it is.
14:18You don't know.
14:19That's what I was going to say.
14:20Okay, what is that?
14:21It's Petit.
14:22Petit refers to stature, not weight.
14:25Most people think Petit means skinny when in fact, Petit has nothing to do with weight.
14:31So now you know.
14:32It's not about your weight.
14:33Petit is the term used in the fashion industry to describe a woman who is 5'3 tall and under.
14:41Yes.
14:445'3 and under.
14:455'3 and under.
14:46Thank you, Google.
14:47Google.
14:48Oh, no.
14:49We have a movie.
14:50We're in it together.
14:51Yes.
14:52I'm with Paulo.
14:53We're in it together.
14:54Really?
14:55Yes.
14:56So, are you a localite?
14:57No.
14:58You need to tell us.
14:59She's not going to tell us.
15:00But later.
15:01She's copying two people.
15:02Drive closer to the camera.
15:03No, my friend Petit is the real one.
15:04So you're copying two people.
15:05Petit and Belyaflor.
15:06Petit and Belyaflor.
15:07Petit and Belyaflor.
15:08Petit and Belyaflor.
15:09Petit and Belyaflor.
15:10Petit and Belyaflor.
15:11Petit and Belyaflor.
15:12Petit and Belyaflor.
15:13Petit and Belyaflor.
15:14Petit and Belyaflor.
15:15Petit and Belyaflor.
15:16Petit and Belyaflor.
15:17Petit and Belyaflor.
15:18Petit and Belyaflor.
15:19Petit and Belyaflor.
15:20Petit and Belyaflor.
15:21Petit and Belyaflor.
15:22Petit and Belyaflor.
15:23Petit and Belyaflor.
15:24Petit and Belyaflor.
15:25Petit and Belyaflor.
15:26Petit and Belyaflor.
15:27Petit and Belyaflor.
15:28Petit and Belyaflor.
15:29Petit and Belyaflor.
15:30Petit and Belyaflor.
15:31Petit and Belyaflor.
15:32Petit and Belyaflor.
15:33Petit and Belyaflor.
15:35Thank you very much.
15:36Hooray for Rubong Bay!
15:38Hooray for giving your hat to Raymond Zorrilla,
15:42Petit of Zamboanga.
15:44Does he look too good to be true?
15:47Here's contestant number 2.
16:04Pop pop it's showtime, showtime.
16:28Guess who's back again to the Philippines.
16:30What's up Manapibo!
16:34It's me, Kent Randell S. Villarba,
16:39the Bruno Mars of Cebu.
16:43So all my Filipino ladies,
16:45remember, you're beautiful just the way you are.
16:52Manapibo!
16:53World contestant number 2,
16:55Kent Villarba, the DJ M.O.D. of Cebu.
16:59Bruno Mars of Cebu.
17:02Manapibo!
17:03Bruno Mars!
17:04What's up Bruno!
17:05Hey Bruno!
17:07Hey Bruno!
17:08I'm Popeye, Bruno.
17:11How you doing?
17:12I'm a fan, I'm a fan, Bruno.
17:14Thanks so much.
17:16Welcome to the Philippines, Bruno.
17:18Thank you so much.
17:19Thank you for the warmest welcome.
17:20When did you get here, to the Philippines?
17:22Actually yesterday.
17:24Actually yesterday.
17:25What time, what time?
17:26Around 12 in the midnight.
17:29So you and Olivia Rodrigo were on the same flight.
17:35Do you have jet lag?
17:38Kind of, a little bit.
17:39Kind of, a little bit.
17:40Where did you come from, what city?
17:42I come from Honolulu, Hawaii.
17:46Bruno Mars, you're half Filipino, right?
17:48Yes, of course.
17:49What's the other half?
17:51I'm Puerto Rican.
17:54You're like Gary V.
17:56Because Gary V is also Puerto Rican, Filipino.
17:58Thank you so much.
18:00You know Gary V?
18:01Yes, of course, I know him.
18:03Why do you know Gary V?
18:05He's so fantastic.
18:06He's a physical teacher, Gary.
18:08I love your new song with Lady Gaga.
18:12Yeah, beautiful.
18:13Thank you so much, yeah.
18:14The song, Die With a Smile, it was so fantastic.
18:17Can you sample it?
18:18Can you give an example of that song?
18:21Okay.
18:23If the world was ending,
18:26I wanna be next to you.
18:32If the party was over,
18:35and our town on earth was free.
18:42Bruno is so good.
18:44So good.
18:45We love that song.
18:47More, more.
18:49How about Grenade?
18:50Do you know Grenade?
18:51Grenade.
18:52Grenade, yeah.
18:54Give me what I had and you tossed it in the trash.
18:58Tossed it in the trash, you did.
19:02To give me all your love is all I ever ask.
19:07Cause, but you don't understand
19:10cause I catch a grenade for you.
19:14Wow.
19:16It's like a joke box.
19:18You can sing it.
19:19How about...
19:20That's what I like.
19:21That's what I like.
19:22That's what I like.
19:23Okay, Kim Chu requested That's What I Like.
19:26Can you sample?
19:27I got a condo in my head.
19:30Baby girl will tell me.
19:32You're so invited.
19:34So go and get together.
19:36Pop it for a pair.
19:37Pop it, pop it for me.
19:39Turn around and drop it for me.
19:41Baby, drop it, drop it for me.
19:43It's like a concert.
19:45Bruno Mars.
19:48What about the choreo of Bruno Mars?
19:50You know the dance of Bruno Mars?
19:52I think Kim Chu and Ogiel.
19:55How about 24K?
19:57Yeah, 24K.
20:00Okay.
20:01The song, the song.
20:02MC has a request.
20:04What is it?
20:06If I was your man.
20:08He wants that.
20:09When I was your man.
20:11You know that, Bruno?
20:13Power of your man.
20:14Sure, of course.
20:15He knows that.
20:16That's his song.
20:46Again?
20:49Should we call number 3?
20:51Don't.
20:52Let's call him.
20:53Call him.
20:56You're so good, Bruno Mars.
20:58You know the Philippines loves you.
21:00Yeah.
21:01I love them too.
21:02Really?
21:03I love you.
21:06Can we know what's your favorite food here in the Philippines?
21:10Have you tried the food here?
21:12I guess the adobo.
21:15My local baboy.
21:16Chicken or pork?
21:18Chicken.
21:19With egg?
21:21Without egg.
21:24With shell or without shell?
21:26What about your favorite place here in the Philippines?
21:30I love Boracay so much.
21:33Have you been in Boracay?
21:35Yes, of course.
21:36Really?
21:37I've been there many times.
21:40Bruno Mars, I like your hair.
21:41Is that natural?
21:42Yes, this is so natural.
21:44Wow.
21:45How do you maintain your hair?
21:47I just put some argan oil.
21:50Argan oil?
21:52He puts argan oil in his hair.
21:54It's very good for your hair.
21:57He's so good.
21:59We don't have anything to say.
22:01Yes, we don't have anything to say.
22:02But let's give a round of applause to Ken Villalba, the Bruno Mars of Cebu.