• le mois dernier
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00:00Long ago in potato land, there was a king, no boy and man.
00:08Some revered him, others did fear him. One dared to jeer him, a dragon, not a man.
00:14Hey ho, away we go, get the dragon, get the dragon. Hey ho, away we go, get the nasty dragon.
00:21Hey ho, away we go, butcher him and cut him slow. Hey ho, away we go, get the nasty dragon.
00:30C'est la fin
00:37Okay, let's see what they're planning to get me for this year's royal holiday.
00:43Yaha! A watch with a genuine sharkskin strap!
00:48Wow! Sharkskin, the perfect material for me!
00:53Someday, someday, I will extinguish that overgrown flame for all I'm good.
01:04Now, where am I gonna find another sharkskin watch strap?
01:15When the king sees what a fine trapper I am, he'll let me catch the dragon.
01:20Then I'll own the world's biggest stuffed lizard!
01:26Merlin, sorry to interrupt your research, but could you rustle up a shark for me?
01:34Guard, have you seen any sharks lurking around the castle?
01:39Sorry sire, not a dorsal fin in sight. But there is a trapper riding a motorcycle into the courtyard.
01:51Your royal kinghood, my name is Buck. I'm a trapper.
01:57I'm here because I saw your ad in the newspaper.
01:59Trapper, huh? Have you ever actually trapped anything?
02:03Oh yeah, I've trapped chickens, lions, octopuses, butterflies, even sharks.
02:09What? Oh, oh, oh, I want that stuffed shark. I'm a very sharky kind of guy.
02:15Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Name your price.
02:18This is one of my most prized possessions. It's not for sale.
02:24On the other hand, if you want your dragon stuffed like these animals, just say the word, your majesticness.
02:29Hello, pretty princess.
02:32Hello, pretty princess. Look what he did to those animals.
02:37We have to stop him from doing the same to the dragon.
02:40You think you can take on that scaly scorcher?
02:45He's a lot tougher than chickens and butterflies.
02:48But I have a secret weapon. Follow me.
03:00It must be here somewhere.
03:02Oh, here they are, my animal calls. I use them to call the dragon.
03:07Oh, here they are, my animal calls. I use them to catch all my animals.
03:11Now, permit me to demonstrate the dragon call. Observe.
03:27See that? He didn't scorch you.
03:29That's because my call doesn't just attract the dragon, it makes him well behaved and obedient.
03:35It's obviously a cylindrical telepathic behavioral control mechanism.
03:39Make yourself useful, wizard. Hand me my dragon extinguisher.
03:47Oops, I'm so sorry.
03:51Cough, cough.
04:03Well, I can't do any more tonight. I'm exhausted.
04:07Mal, let's go get some rest because tomorrow you are going to catch that dragon and stuff him.
04:15Hey, why don't we put earplugs in the dragon's ears?
04:19That way, he won't hear when Buck blows his call.
04:22That won't work. Whenever we put something in his ears, it always falls out.
04:30I've got it. We'll set off a really big explosion in front of the dragon's cave.
04:36After the explosion, the dragon won't be able to hear for a while.
04:42He won't be affected by Buck's call.
04:46You know, for a little squirt, you come up with some good ideas.
05:12C'est peut-être juste un chien-lapin qui s'étouffe dans les bois.
05:17Je suis un roi puissant qui est éveillé.
05:21Mais qu'est-ce qu'ils font avec ces dynamites ?
05:30Il est en sommeil. Nous pouvons y aller.
05:33L'explosion aura ses oreilles qui sonneront pendant quelques heures.
05:37Parfait ! Tout le boucain est en sommeil.
05:40Je dois juste attraper le chien-lapin et ce nouveau oeil sera aussi bon que le mien.
05:48Qu'est-ce que c'était ?
05:50Probablement rien. C'est le moment de bloquer nos oreilles.
05:56C'est bon, c'est bon.
05:58C'est bon, c'est bon.
06:00C'est bon, c'est bon.
06:02C'est bon, c'est bon.
06:05C'est bon, c'est bon.
06:30Rires
06:34Ok, scale face, when I blow on this here call, you're coming with me to get stuffed!
06:42Stuffed!
07:01Hey, I almost forgot! Isn't today the royal holiday? You know, when we exchange presents!
07:06Et puis Trapper Buck s'est rendu compte qu'il était allergique aux dragons, alors il est parti sans dire au revoir.
07:19Mais c'est pas ce qui s'est passé! J'ai vu tout...
07:22Qu'est-ce que c'était papa?
07:24Oh, rien, rien! Alors, tu vas me donner mon cadeau pour la fête royale, ou quoi?
07:29Votre Majesté, Juju t'a fait un câlin à partir de pommes!
07:34Et ceci est pour vous, Merlin, un nouveau câlin!
07:38Oh, quelle belle bande! Mais qu'est-ce qu'elle est faite?
07:42De la peau d'oiseau, toi moron!

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