• le mois dernier
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00:00Long ago in potato land, there was a king noble and grand.
00:08Some revered him, others did fear him, one dared to jeer him, a dragon not a man.
00:15Hey ho, away we go, get the dragon, get the dragon.
00:18Hey ho, away we go, get the nasty dragon.
00:21Hey ho, away we go, butcher him and cut him slow.
00:24Hey ho, away we go, get the nasty dragon.
00:30Un jour
00:42Wow, I hope you don't mind me saying this, your majesty.
00:46But you are looking so hot, you're gonna catch fire.
00:50Oh no.
00:56One of these days, I will make a matching set of luggage out of him and get him out of here.
01:09Come here you little squirt, slow down.
01:13I just wanna talk to you.
01:17Oh yeah.
01:22Wait till I get my hands on you.
01:26My dear governess, get him under control or I will cut off your hair with my bicuspids.
01:33Wow, could you get any more hyper, your majesty?
01:38Come with me Juju, we'll go work on our physical expression.
01:47If you can think of a better way to protect me from that infernal flamethrower, I'm listening.
02:06The name is Sir Strict, with two Ts.
02:11I am a dragon eliminator.
02:14At last, my saviour.
02:22It's the floor, it's just... who knows.
02:30Things are way too lax in this castle.
02:33That will really have to change.
02:35Such sloppiness, it's not good for hygiene.
02:38Not good at all.
02:40How about we start by cleaning up the dragon's cave?
02:44Then you can have the honor of getting our little page boy in check.
02:49Rest assured, by this evening everything in your kingdom will be in perfect order.
02:55Perfect order.
02:56Perfect order.
02:58We'll see who keeps whom in check.
03:06Forward, march.
03:09The crowd is good on toast.
03:11It's the thing I love the most.
03:13Sound off.
03:17Wow, a fully automatic catapult.
03:19Not bad.
03:21Wait a minute, I think I know how we can stop him.
03:25They'll be here any minute.
03:27It's time to test his chivalrous spirit.
03:29Okay, you remember what to do.
03:31I'll be hiding close by in case anything goes wrong.
03:36They're all the same.
03:38They pretend they're so clever, but the moment things get serious, poof, they disappear.
03:44Help me!
03:46Help!
03:48Help me!
03:51Help!
03:53Dive in hurry!
03:55Help!
03:57Help!
03:59Help!
04:02Help me!
04:09I can't breathe.
04:17Please take me back to the castle.
04:20Sorry, article 70 of the knight's code.
04:23A dragon cleanup mission is never interrupted for personal motives, even if it's to help a princess.
04:30How rude.
04:39Help!
04:41Help!
04:43Help!
05:09Where is he?
05:12Here.
05:21He's just an animal.
05:24If I find those two, I'll hang them by their nose hairs!
05:29We're in here!
05:33Our little Juju is too cool. Don't you think, your majesty?
05:38Guard! Hold me back before I hurt someone!
05:45Come on, Sasha! Let's go find something else to do!
05:54Oh!
06:10Ach! Dragon sighted! Fire!
06:14Say what?
06:24A hundred days behind bars? That's what awaits you, Jester!
06:31You're going to find out who's boss!
06:34Wow, boys! Can't we all just get along?
06:47Daddy?
06:49Sasha?
06:52Hein?
06:53You are going straight home this minute?
06:55Nein! No excuses! Just go!
06:57No way!
06:59I'm finished with your boot camp training methods!
07:03So I guess you have failed in your mission against the dragon.
07:08It looks to me like he ran away.
07:22Oh, Daddy!
07:26And now, the lotus position.
07:33And now, the southern cross.
07:39You know, somebody's going to have to take matters into their own hands.
07:43Things are way too lax around here!
07:51To be continued...

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