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Get ready to laugh out loud with Kapil Sharma in this hilarious episode of Comedy Nights! In this video, Kapil can't stop cracking jokes about a well-known actor, leaving the audience in splits. Join us for some of the funniest moments from the show, where wit and humor take center stage. From witty one-liners to uproarious skits, this compilation showcases the best of Kapil's comedic genius. Don’t miss out on the fun—hit that play button and enjoy the laughter with friends and family! Remember to like, share, and subscribe for more funny moments from Comedy Nights with Kapil!

Hook • 15s
Start with a hilarious clip of Kapil making a joke about the actor that will instantly grab viewers' attention.
Introduction • 15s
Introduce the premise of the video, highlighting Kapil's unique comedic style and how he often targets this particular actor with jokes.
Presentation of Problem/Challenge • 1m
Discuss the challenge of Kapil's relentless humor and how it affects the actor, setting the stage for the comedic exploration.
Exploration/Development • 1m
Share several funny moments from the show where Kapil jokes about the actor, including audience reactions and interactions.
Climax/Key Moment • 1m
Highlight the most memorable joke or moment that showcases Kapil's wit and the actor's amusing responses.
Conclusion/Summary • 15s
Recap the funniest moments and the dynamic between Kapil and the actor, emphasizing the joy they bring to the audience.
Call to Action (CTA) • 15s
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Transcript
00:00You guys eat, I'll be back in a jiffy.
00:05Tell me more, ma'am.
00:07Should I order something for you?
00:15Done?
00:16Let's sit down.
00:17Okay, beautiful girls are only found in two places.
00:21One, at the Pani Puri stall.
00:22The other, in Sanjay Le Mansali's films.
00:24See for yourself.
00:30Sanjeeta, is this your first time on our show?
00:32Of course.
00:33What did you think, people can't laugh at Sanjeeta?
00:35What do you think?
00:36Then keep coming, it's your first time.
00:38You've never called me with so much love.
00:39I didn't know you'd come when I called you.
00:46Sanjeeta is so sweet.
00:47This year she's done something amazing.
00:49Before Hira Mandi, she did a film with Hrithik Roshan, Fighter.
00:52Now she's working in Hira Mandi.
00:54And today she did something even Sanjay Le Mansali couldn't do.
00:57She came straight to my show.
01:00Achievement.
01:01Very Achievement.
01:03Congratulations to all of you for Hira Mandi.
01:06You all look so beautiful.
01:09What do I tell you?
01:10He says this to everyone, I know.
01:14He gets so happy when he sees girls.
01:17Oh God.
01:18Aren't you happy to see an old monk?
01:25Everyone has their own nature.
01:28But all of you are so loving and gentle.
01:32Isn't this our Dinesh on the guitar?
01:35He thought you were calling him.
01:36He bumped into the TV twice.
01:42Then he googled, where is Hira Mandi?
01:44Then he heard, you're looking for Sabji Mandi.
01:49Welcome, please have a seat.
01:51Please have a seat.
01:56In Mr. Bansali's films, the sets are grand.
02:00The cast is so big and beautiful.
02:03That's when I saw that Mr. Bansali keeps shooting year after year.
02:08And if he has a pack up at 6,
02:10at 8, no one in the unit says anything.
02:13They say, I want to go home and see my wife.
02:15Stay here, I'm feeling so good.
02:21Everyone is so happy today.
02:22Look at our cameraman, he has a 14-15 set up.
02:25But everyone is a little sad.
02:26Why?
02:27Except for this cameraman.
02:28Because he'll come closer to take the shot.
02:30The rest are sitting in their seats.
02:34Today, this cameraman is so happy.
02:35He climbed on my mother's feet twice.
02:40Today, after seeing so much beauty in bulk,
02:42everyone's dryness has reduced.
02:48First of all, I would like to start with Ms. Manisha.
02:50When Mr. Sanjay Leela Bansali made his debut in films,
02:52Khamoshi,
02:53Ms. Manisha worked in his debut.
02:55Now, he has made his debut on OTT.
02:57Even then, it's Ms. Manisha.
02:59Ms. Manisha, have you ever asked him,
03:01am I not your debut Ratna?
03:07I read the script of Khamoshi about 28 years ago.
03:12It's been 28 years?
03:13Yes.
03:14Wow.
03:15It looks like it's been 28 years.
03:18Wow.
03:20It was a wonderful script.
03:22After that, when I got a call,
03:24I was in Nepal.
03:25He called me for Hira Mandi.
03:27When I read the script,
03:29when I spoke to Sanjay,
03:31I was so thrilled.
03:36You all know,
03:38Mr. Bansali,
03:39who is Manisha's favourite,
03:41whenever he buys land,
03:45does he call you?
03:46No.
03:50Sonakshi has played a very different role in this series.
03:54Her aim is to get the throne of Hira Mandi.
03:57So, Sonakshi,
03:58what has Mr. Sanjay seen in you
04:00that has given you the role of Ms. Archana?
04:05She is an expert in getting things done.
04:08Why do you listen to all this?
04:10What are you doing?
04:11She has made two bungalows listening to all this.
04:13What are you saying?
04:15You all know Sharmeen.
04:17I want to tell you something about her.
04:19Mr. Sanjay Le Bansali.
04:20He is her uncle.
04:22She has assisted him before.
04:24Today, she is the heroine in his series.
04:26Did he take your audition
04:28or did you really make him an uncle?
04:33I auditioned for a year.
04:35So, technically, I made him an uncle for a year.
04:37But...
04:38Did you have to audition too?
04:39For a year.
04:40I auditioned for a year.
04:42Did you have to audition too?
04:43For a year.
04:4416 times.
04:49See, this is what happens.
04:50You were in a relationship and still you auditioned.
04:52Not like you,
04:53threaten him and come.
04:57Aditi, how are you?
04:58You look beautiful.
04:59You are glowing.
05:04Aditi has such sharp features
05:06that the water purifier was making a hole in it.
05:09She herself wanted it.
05:13Aditi, you glow so much.
05:14Do you drink a lot of water?
05:15Or are you happy to meet me today?
05:17Oh, God!
05:20Richa, I want to congratulate you for Hira Mandi.
05:24One more thing needs to be congratulated.
05:26She is going to continue her family series.
05:31When we saw on social media
05:32that you are planning for a family,
05:34we were very happy.
05:35It wasn't planning.
05:36It wasn't planning.
05:41This is God's grace.
05:42Absolutely.
05:43Some of it was your brother's grace.
05:52How many more episodes are you planning?
05:55I think,
05:56considering the population of India,
05:59a limited edition mini-series will be fine.
06:02I asked about Hira Mandi's episode.
06:04Oh, I don't know.
06:07I don't know.
06:10Sonakshi,
06:11I want to ask you something.
06:12Like, Alia got married.
06:14Kiara got married.
06:16So, is your character negative or positive in Hira Mandi?
06:21I am scared again.
06:22What if I get caught?
06:23I have changed the question.
06:24Anyway.
06:26You are just adding salt to the wound.
06:28No.
06:29No, no.
06:30He got married.
06:31He wants everyone to get married.
06:32That's it.
06:35That's what I am saying.
06:36He knows how badly I want to get married.
06:43Hira Mandi is also over.
06:44I am not married.
06:46It's just been four minutes.
06:49And Richa.
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:51She got married and now she is pregnant.
06:53The shoot was over.
06:54I had a good practice.
06:56My costume was 30 kilos.
06:58After that,
06:59when I wore my wedding outfits,
07:00I thought,
07:01nothing.
07:02No weight.
07:03Jump comfortably.
07:04Sing.
07:05Play.
07:06I didn't feel anything.
07:07You didn't feel anything, right?
07:08Ask your husband.
07:09He must be knowing.
07:16Sanjeeva, you have done so much work on TV.
07:18You have worked with such directors.
07:21They work in great detail.
07:23Sometimes we have to compromise on TV for some things.
07:26Because there is a telecast issue.
07:27We have to go to the episode.
07:28What difference did you find in these two things?
07:29Working with Sanjeev sir.
07:32The opportunity to work with Sanjeev sir
07:34is a lifetime experience for me.
07:37But the difference is that
07:39I have evolved as an actor.
07:41And I hope
07:44people like what I have done.
07:47I think I am confident.
07:48People will like it.
07:49Very good.
07:54Ma'am, it's the first day on the set.
07:56No matter which film you do.
07:57Especially in Sanjeev sir's films,
07:59there is a lot of grandeur.
08:00Big sets.
08:01Big stories.
08:02There is always some nervousness on the first day.
08:04I think good actors are more nervous.
08:06Yes.
08:07Because they have more expectations.
08:08Absolutely.
08:09Did you feel nervous?
08:10Absolutely.
08:11Before every scene.
08:13The first day of the shoot, in fact,
08:15I started with Mujre.
08:17The first day of the shoot was of dance.
08:21How many rehearsals were there for dance?
08:23Because usually there are a lot of rehearsals.
08:25They don't let us rehearse.
08:27They don't let us rehearse.
08:28They change everything on the set.
08:31On the set.
08:32Everything is on the set.
08:33They change everything.
08:34In fact, the song we shot,
08:36we rehearsed for it.
08:37And that was added later.
08:39So we rehearsed.
08:41And I learned all the steps.
08:43We went on the set.
08:45And from 12 to 3, we shot
08:47what we rehearsed.
08:49At 3 o'clock, sir said,
08:51this is not working for me.
08:52Let's change it.
08:54And then he went and made a piece.
08:58And he decided on the set
09:00that I will shoot this song in one take.
09:03So start to finish,
09:04we shot that song in one take.
09:06And I think history has been created
09:08on a Sanjay Leela Bhansali set.
09:10That song ended in 4 minutes.
09:12Wow.
09:24Wow.
09:26Wow.
09:28Wow.
09:35Wow.
09:40Wow.
09:47Wow.
09:49Wow.
09:54I'm going to plant a tree, Guddu.
09:58Plant a tree!
10:01I'm going to plant a tree, Guddu.
10:04I'm going to plant a tree wherever I find space, Guddu.
10:09And I'm going to water it from time to time.
10:14That's why I put a bale in it, Guddu.
10:18You put a bale in it.
10:22Guddu...
10:25I salute Mr. Chau Se Chunni's...
10:29...Hau Se Heera Mandi's team.
10:33Wow!
10:35Salute?
10:37Is Heera Mandi's team here?
10:39No.
10:41Kapil, I have a big problem.
10:44What?
10:45Whenever I see a beautiful girl, I say I love you, Guddu.
10:50I love you, I love you, Guddu.
10:52I love you, I love you, Guddu.
10:54I love you, I love you, Guddu.
10:57That's why I'm going to watch the entire episode of Archanaji and say...
11:15If I see you there, I love you, I love you, Guddu.
11:19Wow!
11:21I love you, I love you, Guddu.
11:24Wow, Guddu.
11:27Your dhoti is open from behind.
11:33Love you.
11:39Didn't you get a lead role in the series?
11:41We got all the leads.
11:43Bansali's films have a main zoomer.
11:49First comes the zoomer.
11:53Then the hero and heroine come out.
12:00A big round of applause for Manisha.
12:02I love you, Manisha.
12:03Good.
12:07What an actor.
12:08What an actor, Guddu.
12:10What an actor.
12:12Manisha, you played Ranbir's mother in Sanju.
12:17Yes.
12:18Then you played Kartik's mother in Shehzada.
12:21Yes.
12:22You played Tiger's mother in a film.
12:24Why?
12:25Because I played his father in that film.
12:37Manisha, congratulations.
12:39You're going to be a mother.
12:41God bless you.
12:43As a senior, I want to tell you something.
12:47Please.
12:48When kids grow up, we give them chocolates.
12:53Don't tell them to go out and eat chocolates.
12:57Don't do that.
13:03Don't do that.
13:04Times have changed.
13:06Kids have become very smart.
13:08Okay.
13:09Kapil Tiger was sitting with his friend.
13:13Yes.
13:14He told me to go out and eat chocolates.
13:23Please come.
13:24Why not?
13:25I'm here.
13:26I'm so happy.
13:27Look at him walking.
13:34Brother.
13:35I'm very happy today.
13:37What are you doing here?
13:39I have a complaint.
13:41I'm very angry with Mr. Bansali.
13:43Why?
13:44I didn't do anything for Mr. Bansali.
13:47I just want to tell you, Sharmin.
13:49I remember.
13:50Okay.
13:51As soon as we were taking Sharukh's shot, the chandelier broke.
13:54I made a chandelier like this.
14:02His voice has gone very high.
14:07I made a chandelier for four hours.
14:10Chandelier.
14:12Still, he didn't cast me in Heera Mandi.
14:16Brother.
14:17You know, only girls play that role.
14:19You know, it takes me two minutes to become a girl.
14:28Let me tell you.
14:30After Mr. Dev left,
14:32I had a fight with Chandramukhi.
14:36For many years, we kept writing letters to each other.
14:39Then?
14:40And today, after many years, we are meeting.
14:43She must be on her way.
14:44Really?

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