Pure Vision
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00:00Mmm, mmm, you're too good to me, hon! Waffles!
00:07Not waffles, tiger, tofules!
00:10Mmm, mmm, I mean, oh, goody, tofu waffles!
00:17They were on sale at the mega food barn. I got cases of them.
00:22And a keg of soy ruck.
00:27Cory, what's that under your hat?
00:31Might want to go a little easier on the hair gel, Cory.
00:34One of you boys want to tell your little brother breakfast is ready?
00:40Breakfast is ready!
00:47Oh, tofules, yum!
00:50No thanks, Mom, I think I just broke my tongue.
00:53Honey, why are you wearing ice skates?
00:57Uh, uh, this is the moment that every little brother has to face.
01:03To tattle or not to tattle.
01:06Oh, don't tell me you've reconsidered my idea about becoming Canada's first mother-son ice dancing team!
01:27Cory did it!
01:32Awesome shoes, Kyle. Thanks.
01:35Dad, how come I have to lend Ian my sneaks? It was Cory's fault.
01:39You should have stopped him. Rule number one in the Big Brother Handbook.
01:43Besides, Cory's punishment is much more severe.
01:50I can't wait till Ty and Sandy check out my super cool kicks.
01:57Have a nice trip.
02:02Big Brother rule number two. Laugh at me, fool. Drive me to school.
02:10Alright, this is the ultimate tracking shot.
02:15Ty, Sandy, check it out. My brother has to drive me to school.
02:19Sweet. Yeah, look how bad he is.
02:22Keep your head down.
02:25Whoa, why'd he hit three o'clock?
02:29Head stop?
02:38Hi, Lenny. May I offer you a lift?
02:41You are such a sweetheart.
02:45He is such a jerk.
02:47Actually, two blocks from school is as close as you can get.
02:52Actually, two blocks from school is as close as he's ever driven me.
02:55But more importantly...
03:00First show after school, we're there.
03:07Fabulous camera, Kyle. I can actually see that clumsy little boy's nose starting to swell.
03:12You must really be serious about cinema.
03:16Sure, I guess.
03:18It's fabulous, because I love movies and the boys who make them.
03:25Better be careful with my, you know, movie-making gizmo thingy.
03:34Hemorrhage 2.
03:36Gosh, that doesn't sound age-appropriate.
03:38Sure it is. It's not gory, it's science.
03:48Oh, maybe there are some gory parts.
03:50But Ty and Sandy are going, and Ty's dad's gonna take us.
03:53And besides, you let me see Hemorrhage 1.
03:57No, we didn't.
03:58Oh. Oh, yeah.
04:06Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
04:10One adult for Hemorrhage, please.
04:14You're busted, mister. No way are we letting you see that junk.
04:19Junk? It was almost nominated for Best Makeup at the Golden Gore Awards.
04:24Why don't you read a book instead?
04:26I got just the ticket for my little Kirk Browning.
04:33Hey, Ian. We heard you couldn't go to the movie.
04:36Yeah. We just came by to say...
04:39It was awesome!
04:41Sandy Harold twice.
04:42Ty covered his eyes.
04:44Stop! I don't wanna hear it.
04:46Think it'll give you nightmares?
04:48Like, duh.
04:50E, the trailers are running in my daydreams already.
04:53That does it. If I can't see Hemorrhage 2, I'll just make my own state-of-the-art gore fest.
05:03Okay, we're gonna need some raw eggs, gravy, ketchup, and my...
05:09Movie camera?
05:11No!
05:20Something wrong, little bro?
05:21I lost my...
05:23Camera? Here you go, pal.
05:28Okay, what's going on?
05:30I know, you swiped it and recorded your butt crack, right?
05:33Dude, would I do that to my favorite little dude?
05:37You did do that last week.
05:40So, I decided to do my history project as a video.
05:44I'll be playing the part of Sir Alexander McKenzie.
05:50Alexander McKenzie here.
05:52Hey, look, there's the Pacific Ocean.
05:54No, wait, that's just the toilet.
06:02Jeez, talk about holding a grudge.
06:05Anyway, I realized today, I don't know much about your world.
06:08You know, movies and stuff.
06:10Yeah...
06:12So, tell me everything you know and make it quick.
06:15I got a date with Lani tonight.
06:18Let's do the math, shall we, class?
06:21Kyle's being nice to me.
06:23Plus, he wants to know about movies.
06:25Equals, he's trying to impress that girl.
06:27Ergo, what's in it for me?
06:35Okay!
06:37And then you're gonna unglue all of Ian's little shoes, got it?
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
06:46I'm confused.
06:47We're supposed to gang up on the littlest brother.
06:50When did the rule change?
06:51Kyle, you want to explain that to him?
06:57I understand, I understand, I understand!
07:00It's always fulfilling to break through to a young mind.
07:05I don't get it.
07:07How does this stupid thing work?
07:18Dude, this is way too hard.
07:20You're a lousy movie teacher.
07:22Stand still so I can smack you.
07:24Hey, I just thought of a better way to pull this off.
07:27And most importantly, it doesn't involve any intelligence on your part.
07:32Okay, let me rephrase that.
07:41Kyle, I am so proud of you.
07:44Taking your little brother to the movies?
07:49Ken, where are you? Our boys are bonding!
07:55This better work, genius.
07:57It can't miss.
07:59I tag along with you on your date,
08:01and anytime Lenny asks you a movie question,
08:03I'll tell you what to say.
08:05Like Cyrano de Bergerac.
08:07The dude who plays left wing for the Leafs?
08:10Just repeat what I say.
08:12Hey, how come I don't get to go too?
08:16Because you still have to de-bubblegum my desk and lube my skateboard.
08:20Unless you need Kyle to explain it to you again.
08:23Got it, got it.
08:26How did I get demoted?
08:31Not so fast, you're riding coach, coach.
08:37So what movie are you taking her to?
08:40Oh, geez, I hadn't thought about that.
08:42Guess it should be something classy, huh?
08:45Well, look who she's going out with.
08:47Fortunately, you know just the film to appeal to her highly sophisticated taste.
08:51I do?
08:52Hemorrhage 2.
08:54Hemorrhage 2.
09:02Here you go, Lenny.
09:04Popcorn and sodas for both of us.
09:06Thanks, Kyle.
09:08But who's the extra food for?
09:10Uh, I must order too much by mistake.
09:13Take that.
09:16Nice going, brainiac, you forgot the butter.
09:19What a rude and ungrateful little boy.
09:22No kidding.
09:23If he wants a candy bar, he better lose the toot.
09:30You know, I'm not really a fan of the horror genre.
09:33But a real filmmaker like you should be able to deconstruct the director's technique.
09:38Yeah, sure.
09:40Just a minute.
09:41And another thing, kid.
09:43Quick, give me some movie talk.
09:45Give me my candy bar.
09:48Just tell her.
09:52The director's use of special effects never interferes with the narrative drive.
09:59Wow, that's incredibly insightful.
10:02So, who's your favorite director?
10:11Can't tell you until I get a box of Chocodoodles.
10:17Oh, our little Ian's out on the town.
10:20You know what this means, don't you?
10:22Heck yeah, I can walk around in my underwear without showing up on Ian's Funniest Home Videos.
10:27It means our youngest isn't so young anymore.
10:30I'm gonna miss having a little one to baby.
10:35Wait one flippin' minute, isn't that Ian's skateboard?
10:38Yep, I just lubed it for him.
10:41Now I'm gonna ride it down the mountain.
10:44Just lubed it for him.
10:45Now I'm gonna ride it down the metro center escalator for him.
10:49My little funny bunny.
10:51Excuse me?
10:53You know what would be even more fun than trashing your brother's board at the mall?
10:58Making fudge with your mom!
11:00You mean toe fudge?
11:02Pass.
11:03Okay, real fudge.
11:04Like you like the bowl.
11:06Use real sugar and you got a deal.
11:15I had a wonderful time, Kyle.
11:17If you hadn't been there to explain it to me, I might have thought Hemorrhage 2 was just a subliterate immature gross-out.
11:24Yeah, the part where the brain barked was especially awesome.
11:28Speaking of brains...
11:35Kyle, hurry up or I'm letting the air out of your spare!
11:39Who was that?
11:40My car alarm?
11:42You know, it's one of those kind that talks...
11:46...and trashes your tire.
11:47Gotta run!
11:56Another date?
11:57We've already seen Hemorrhage 2.
11:59What else could you possibly do with a girl?
12:03Just stay in the trunk and be ready to go at 7.
12:06Okay, but my price just went way up.
12:138 HOURS EARLIER
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14:08Dude, we need to talk about this whole clappy thing.
14:14Are you sure this is what movie directors are supposed to wear ?
14:19Oh yeah ! Oh absolutely !
14:21So, you getting good coverage here ?
14:23I don't know. All I can see through the dumb camera is this guy in a big pink blob.
14:27Technical term for that is your thumb.
14:29I'll deal with the camera. You deal with the diva.
14:32And just for that, wise guy, you're on camera duty all day !
14:37Sorry you had to see that, Lenny.
14:43I am Lenny. I'm simple. I'm complex. I'm simply complex.
14:52And I love so many things, like flowers.
15:04Bicycle riding.
15:08And kicking it with my homies.
15:17I love my country.
15:18Little children.
15:24But most of all, I love my hair.
15:30You know what I love most of all ?
15:37C'est la vie.
16:08Oh yeah, Lenny pets a dog.
16:12Kyle, no offense, but I'd rather stay here and listen to Oddbald talk to his G-string.
16:20Sad little G-string. Tell Oddbald why you're so flat.
16:27Your mother always wanted an F-sharp.
16:30Been there. My mama wanted me to be a cloud polisher.
16:37Lenny's not that bad.
16:39Oh really ? She made me rent a mobile dressing room just so she could refuse to come out of it.
16:45Hey Corey, if you'll help Kyle make his movie, I'll do your work for you.
16:50What work ? The only thing I'm working is this little brother angle.
16:55Oh, my little buddy ready to go to the zoo ?
16:59I don't know, Mommy. The lions scare me.
17:04But video games don't.
17:08Les lions
17:19Tu es en retard. Je suis la star de ce film. Je suis censée être en retard.
17:23Désolé Lenny, on t'a donné un bain, tu sais, pour qu'il te ressemble quand tu l'embrasse.
17:28Est-ce que ça ressemble à ça ?
17:33J'veux dire, c'est pas si dur que j'ai un propre qui va avec mes accessoires.
17:37Et un chien avec trois jambes ?
17:40Ne t'inquiète pas, mon ami.
17:42Détester moi et Kyle c'est une chose.
17:44Mais détester mon chien, et tu demandes un remboursement.
17:47En style Ian.
17:56Todd ! Kimmy !
17:58Je suis tellement touchée que tu peux partager ma nuit avec moi.
18:04Ian ! Tu as le film ?
18:07Ici. On a juste à faire quelques ajustements.
18:11Quoi qu'il en soit, si c'est bon. C'est bon, n'est-ce pas ?
18:15Je pense que tu peux dire que presque tout le monde va l'aimer.
18:19Cool, parce que je ne mets pas mon nom sur n'importe quel morceau de déchets.
18:28C'est pas vrai !
18:38Je suis Lenny. Je suis simple.
18:42Je suis complexe.
18:46Je suis simplement complexe.
18:50Et j'aime tellement des choses.
18:53Comme les fleurs.
18:55Les déchets.
19:01Et je les mange avec mon ami.
19:09C'est bon !
19:11J'aime mon pays.
19:13Mais le plus important...
19:15J'aime mes cheveux.
19:25Demandez-moi une finition la prochaine fois.
19:38Maintenant, c'est le moment.
19:42Maintenant, c'est un jour parfait.
19:46Kyle et Lenny se sont séparés, mais il a l'air sympa avec ça.
19:49Je pense que me chasser pour 17 blocs lui a aidé à réaliser que cette fille était juste trop haute en maintien.
19:54Donc, tout est de nouveau normal.
20:03Moi et Kyle, on t'a cassé les pieds pendant que tu dormais.
20:06Oh, putain. Je me souviens toujours.
20:09Normal, c'est dégueulasse.