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00:18APPLAUSE
00:30Well, good afternoon and welcome to the Countdown studio.
00:33Technology, don't we love it?
00:35There's a great new device out on the market.
00:38It's to stop eavesdropping.
00:40Now, what it is, it's a high-tech mask
00:43that sort of goes over your mouth
00:45and there's a nice little cord that goes into your telephone, you see?
00:49So you can have a little chat to the other person
00:52on the other end of the phone.
00:54They can hear you perfectly,
00:56but nobody can hear you outside this mask,
00:59so everybody else in the room has no idea what you're talking about.
01:02And I'm buying one because my Katherine takes a lot of phone calls...
01:07Right. ..and she shouts.
01:10She said, I'll take this outside,
01:12and with that she gets up, leaves the room,
01:14and she can't take a phone call without striding up and down.
01:18So she strides up and down shouting.
01:21She's getting one of these. That's what she's getting.
01:24You'll still be able to hear her, just more muffled, I think.
01:27Listen, anything to muffle her.
01:29I think you've got selective hearing.
01:31I think Katherine's got an iron rod at home
01:33and she's made sure that you listen to her.
01:35Maybe you need some more tough love from me.
01:37Maybe... Well...
01:40Now then, Rachel, who's with us?
01:42Dougie Mackay is back, big day,
01:44because he's got seven great wins under his belt.
01:47Have you enjoyed it? I've loved it.
01:49Excellent. I've had a wonderful time.
01:51Well, I'm very pleased to hear that, because it's a nice show,
01:53it's a gentle show, even though it's deeply competitive.
01:56You're joined by Mac Walker. How are you, Mac?
01:58Good, thank you. Six former students from Sheffield.
02:01Yeah. And you're interested in politics
02:03and you're in the school's debating club.
02:05What year are you in now? Lower sixth.
02:07And then there's a higher sixth. Yeah, and then you've finished.
02:10And what do you hope to do after that?
02:12I think maybe PPE.
02:14You're heading towards Westminster, are you?
02:16Is that what you'd like to do?
02:18Maybe. We'll see what direction it takes me.
02:20Well, good luck to you. Good luck to you both today.
02:22Have a lot of fun.
02:24Mac Walker and Dougie Mackay deserve a big round of applause.
02:31And over in the corner, Susie Dent.
02:34What have we just got with her?
02:36A wonderful young man, none other than Pasha Kovalev,
02:39star of Strictly.
02:41Welcome back. Welcome back.
02:43Thank you. Thank you for having me back.
02:47Now, Dougie, what are we going to do? Letters game?
02:49Thank you. Good afternoon, Rachel.
02:51Afternoon again, Dougie. Could I have a consonant, please?
02:53Thank you. Start today with a C.
02:55And a second?
02:57D.
02:59And a third?
03:01J.
03:03I.
03:05Vowel?
03:07E. Vowel?
03:09O.
03:11Consonant?
03:13V.
03:15Consonant?
03:17T.
03:19And a final...
03:21consonant, please.
03:23And a final C.
03:25And here's the Countdown Clock.
03:33CLOCK TICKS
03:57Well, Dougie?
03:59Er, six.
04:01And Dougie?
04:03Er, joined. Joined and...
04:05Er, voiced.
04:07Voiced. Excellent. Really good six.
04:09Unfortunately, there's no N, Dougie.
04:11OK. Now, what's coming out of that corner over there?
04:13Pasha and Susie?
04:15We had a couple of choices here,
04:17and voiced was also the highest number.
04:19Six.
04:21OK. Yes.
04:23Anything else, Susie?
04:25We had evict. Is there jived?
04:27Jived. I like that one.
04:29I don't know the rest of the words, but that was very good.
04:31That'll do. Thank you very much. Six to Mac.
04:33Now, Mac.
04:35Your letters game. Good afternoon, Rachel.
04:37Afternoon, Mac. Could I have a consonant, please?
04:39Thank you. Start with S.
04:41And a vowel.
04:43E.
04:45And a vowel.
04:47A.
04:49And a consonant.
04:51F. And another.
04:53L.
04:55And another.
04:57R.
04:59And a vowel, please.
05:01O.
05:03And another.
05:05A.
05:07And a final consonant, please.
05:09And a final P. Countdown.
05:27CLOCK TICKS
05:43Well, Mac?
05:45Seven. Seven. Dougie?
05:47Seven also. Mac?
05:49Loafers. Loafers and loafers.
05:51Yes. Now, then.
05:53Pasha and Susie.
05:55So, with seven letter words,
05:57um, we could make paroles.
05:59Yes.
06:01And, uh... Parasol.
06:03That's a nice one. And a parasol.
06:05You can have earflaps as well. Might keep the cold away.
06:07Earflaps. That would give you an eight.
06:09All right. 13 plays seven.
06:11Mac on 13.
06:13Dougie, your numbers game.
06:15One from the top and five little ones, please, Rachel.
06:17Thank you, Dougie. One large, five little to kick us off.
06:19And this first numbers game is
06:21three, five,
06:23five, seven,
06:25one, four,
06:27and the large one, 100.
06:29And the target, 382.
06:31382.
06:53Now, Dougie.
06:55382.
06:57Mac?
06:59382.
07:01Dougie?
07:03So, I did five plus one is six.
07:05Yep.
07:07Times by three is 18.
07:0918.
07:11And take that away from four hundreds.
07:13Four hundreds, four hundred. Well done.
07:15And Mac?
07:17I did 100 minus five.
07:1995.
07:21Times by four.
07:23380.
07:25And then the three minus the one.
07:27Lovely. Well done.
07:29Very good.
07:31APPLAUSE
07:33And Mac's holding on to his lead,
07:3523 to Dougie, 17, as we turn
07:37to our first tea time teaser,
07:39which is Iris faced.
07:41And the clue.
07:43Iris was faced with a really untidy lawn,
07:45so she did this to it.
07:47Iris was faced with a really untidy lawn,
07:49so she did this to it.
08:07Welcome back. I left with the clue.
08:09Iris was faced with a really untidy lawn,
08:11so she did this to it.
08:15She scarified it.
08:17Quite right, too.
08:19She scarified it.
08:21So, 23 plays 17.
08:23Mac on 23.
08:25Good luck, Mac.
08:27Could I have a consonant, please?
08:29G.
08:31And a vowel?
08:33E.
08:35And another?
08:37E.
08:39And a consonant, please?
08:41L.
08:43And another?
08:45N.
08:47And a vowel, please?
08:49U.
08:51And a consonant, please?
08:53S.
08:55And a final consonant?
08:57And a final G.
08:59Stand by.
09:15CLOCK TICKS
09:33Mac?
09:35Seven.
09:37Duggee?
09:39Eight.
09:41Sir Mac?
09:43APPLAUSE
09:47It's not good, Al.
09:49What else have we got in the corner there?
09:51Another eight-letter word,
09:53and it's actually how I feel
09:55when you don't see my legs.
09:57I feel unlegged.
09:59Unlegged?
10:01It's a strange one, isn't it?
10:03Legless, but not in the drunk sense.
10:07So, 25 to 23.
10:09Duggee, your letters game.
10:11R.
10:13And a second?
10:15D.
10:17And a third?
10:19M.
10:21Vowel?
10:23E.
10:25Vowel?
10:27I.
10:29Vowel?
10:31E.
10:33Consonant?
10:35Z.
10:37Consonant?
10:39Stand by.
10:41CLOCK TICKS
11:10Well, Duggee?
11:12A seven, I think.
11:14Mac?
11:16Just a six.
11:18And your six?
11:20Resized.
11:22And Duggee?
11:24Resized.
11:26Yes.
11:28You can put the D on the end.
11:30Oh, that's brutal.
11:32There we are.
11:34So it's 32 to 23,
11:36and we turn now to Pasha and Susie.
11:38You could have for six,
11:40but resized was the best we could do.
11:42All on the same page, apart from Mac,
11:44whose is D short, as it were.
11:46That's rotten. There we are.
11:48So, 32 to 23, Mac.
11:50It's your numbers game.
11:52Could I have two from the top and four from anywhere else, please?
11:55You can indeed. Thank you, Mac.
11:57Two large, four little.
11:59And for this round, the four small ones are
12:01eight, three, two, and ten.
12:03And then the large ones, 75 and 100.
12:06228.
12:08228.
12:36Well, Mac?
12:38228.
12:40Duggee?
12:42228.
12:44And Mac?
12:46So I did eight plus two.
12:48Eight plus two for ten.
12:50Over the ten.
12:52E is one.
12:54Then add that to 75.
12:5676.
12:58And then times that by three.
13:00Perfect. 228.
13:02And Duggee?
13:05Very good.
13:07So, 42 to 33.
13:09And now it's our chance to turn to passion.
13:12So, growing up in Russia, how was it?
13:16And where was it, particularly?
13:18Well, I probably can tell you a few things
13:20that you've never heard about before.
13:23Well, I know it firsthand, because I was growing up there.
13:26I was growing up far, far, far east of Siberia.
13:29It's a very cold region,
13:31and temperature sometimes goes to minus 40.
13:35But that's kind of normal.
13:37The other day I was calling my mom,
13:39and we were talking about the weather,
13:41and she said, oh, weather is great.
13:43It's only minus 20.
13:45I already forgot how it feels.
13:47But when you grow up there,
13:49you don't really think about things like that.
13:51And I remember when I was little,
13:53we were living in an old wooden house.
13:57Well, it was a two-story building.
13:59No running water.
14:01No toilet inside.
14:03You had to go to live outside.
14:06It doesn't matter if it's summer, winter, day or night.
14:09You just go outside.
14:11The very interesting thing about Russia,
14:13it still happens in a lot of towns,
14:16that heating in the whole town
14:19is regulated by the town council.
14:22So they turn the heating up
14:24when the first cold weather comes in,
14:27and then they turn it off
14:29in the middle of May,
14:31somewhere when the snow melts.
14:33And it's quite different.
14:36I don't think people here realize
14:39how controlled that is.
14:41So your temperature at home,
14:44you cannot fix it.
14:46You cannot get it up or down.
14:48Whatever town sends you away,
14:50that's what you take.
14:52So it was quite natural when I was growing up.
14:55But then moving to America,
14:57here to UK,
14:59you realize that you can actually
15:01control your own temperature at home.
15:03This is quite interesting.
15:05It's completely different.
15:07And traveling in Russia
15:09is one of the things I know you've done.
15:12And you probably remember the distances.
15:15The distances are so great.
15:17For example, for my mom,
15:19if she wants to fly over here,
15:21she has to travel to take the plane
15:24to the next town,
15:26which is about 6-7 hours by bus.
15:28So then she can take the plane and fly here.
15:31And during those 6-7 hours,
15:33there is nothing else but just woods
15:35and woods along the road.
15:37So growing up and going to dance competitions
15:41in Russia,
15:43sometimes we'd have to take the trains.
15:46So I took that Trans-Siberian Express
15:497 days from my hometown to Moscow.
15:547 days.
15:55You spend 7 days bored.
15:58And when people now tell me
16:00that they want to take Trans-Siberian Express,
16:02the first question I always have is,
16:04why?
16:06What do you think is so exciting about it?
16:08I mean, you spend 8 hours on the train
16:11and then maybe a little village will arise somewhere
16:14and you have a little stop there
16:16to buy some local food.
16:18And then another 8-10 hours with nothing
16:20but just nature.
16:21It's beautiful nature,
16:22but it gets quite boring quite soon.
16:26I once drove in Siberia
16:29through a pine forest.
16:31I guess pine.
16:32It went on forever.
16:34And ever and ever and ever.
16:36It was amazing.
16:38Just the scale of it.
16:39It has amazing nature.
16:41Nature is absolutely beautiful.
16:43Lovely.
16:44Thank you so much.
16:49Very good.
16:50Now then, what shall we do, Dougie?
16:52Off we go.
16:53Letters game.
16:55Consonant, please, Rachel.
16:56Thank you, Dougie.
16:57G.
16:58And a second?
17:01T.
17:02And a third?
17:04R.
17:05Vowel?
17:07O.
17:08Vowel?
17:10I.
17:12Vowel?
17:14A.
17:15Consonant?
17:17N.
17:18Consonant?
17:20W.
17:22And a final consonant, please.
17:24And a final N.
17:26Stand by.
17:49Well, Dougie?
17:50Seven.
17:51And Mac?
17:52Seven.
17:53Dougie?
17:54Wanting.
17:55And?
17:56And wanting.
17:57Wanting, yeah.
17:58And over in the corner, Pasha and Susie,
18:00what have you dredged up there?
18:02Well, we've got a few interesting words.
18:04My favourite, it's only five letters,
18:06but it's...
18:07P.
18:08P.
18:09P.
18:10P.
18:11P.
18:12P.
18:13P.
18:14P.
18:15P.
18:16P.
18:17Five letters, but it's Tango.
18:19Excellent, well done.
18:21Takes two, apparently.
18:22And Susie?
18:23Yes, there is an eight there.
18:25Ignorant.
18:30So, only nine points in it
18:32as we turn to Mac for your letters game.
18:34Mac?
18:35Hi, can I have a consonant, please?
18:37Thank you, Mac.
18:38R.
18:39And a vowel?
18:41E.
18:42And a consonant, please.
18:44N.
18:45And another?
18:47T.
18:48And another?
18:51Q.
18:52And a vowel, please?
18:54U.
18:55And another?
18:57A.
18:59And a vowel?
19:02E.
19:03And a final consonant, please?
19:04And lastly, L.
19:07Countdown.
19:17MUSIC PLAYS
19:40Well, Mac?
19:41Risky, six.
19:42And, Dougie?
19:43Six.
19:44Mac?
19:45Unrate.
19:46Unrate and?
19:47Unreal.
19:51There's unrated, but no unrate, I'm afraid, Mac.
19:53Bad luck.
19:54Yeah.
19:55What can we have, I wonder?
19:56Pasha?
19:57Susie?
19:58Well, for six you can have rental.
20:00Yes, rental.
20:01And there is eight-letter word.
20:04Yes, there is.
20:06And it's a slightly unusual one.
20:08It's a quatern.
20:09And it's a quire of paper,
20:11so that's four sheets of paper folded into eight.
20:14And you can find those in medieval manuscripts.
20:17APPLAUSE
20:19Nice to meet you.
20:22Interesting.
20:23A quatern.
20:24Pass me that quatern.
20:2555 plays 40.
20:27Dougie on 55.
20:28Dougie, your numbers again.
20:31One from the top and five little ones, please.
20:34Thank you, Dougie.
20:35One large, five little for the last time from you for a while.
20:38And your expression is seven, three, one, four, five,
20:44and the big one, 75.
20:46And your target, 986.
20:48986.
21:09MUSIC STOPS
21:21Well, Dougie?
21:22Just 987.
21:23Mac?
21:24987.
21:25Both of you.
21:26Dougie?
21:27So I did seven plus five plus one is 13.
21:30Yep.
21:31Times 75.
21:32975.
21:33And then add on four threes.
21:35Four times three.
21:36There we are.
21:37987 went away.
21:39And Mac?
21:40Same way.
21:41Same way?
21:42Right, Rachel.
21:43Yes.
21:44Is that possible?
21:45986?
21:46It is possible.
21:47If you say 75 plus seven is 82,
21:51times by four is 328,
21:55minus one is 327,
21:59times it by three, you get 981,
22:03and add on the five.
22:04Smashing.
22:05APPLAUSE
22:07Very good.
22:12So, 62 plays 47.
22:14Mac on 47.
22:16And now our second Tea Time teaser,
22:19which is Tessa Can't.
22:21And the clue...
22:22Tessa can't play these today.
22:24She's hurt her fingers.
22:25Tessa can't play these today.
22:27She's hurt her fingers.
22:29MUSIC PLAYS
22:37APPLAUSE
22:44Welcome back.
22:45I left with a clue.
22:46Tessa can't play these today.
22:48She's hurt her fingers.
22:51She can't play the castanets.
22:53Castanets.
22:55Poor Tessa.
22:5762 plays 47.
22:59Mac on 47.
23:00And it's Mac's letters game.
23:01Yes, sir?
23:02Hi, Rachel. Can I have a consonant, please?
23:04Thank you, Mac.
23:05D
23:06And a vowel.
23:09O
23:10And another.
23:12A
23:13And another.
23:16E
23:17And a consonant, please.
23:19N
23:20And another.
23:22X
23:23And another.
23:26T
23:27And one more.
23:29S
23:30And a final consonant, please.
23:32And a final B.
23:35Stand by.
24:06Well, Mac?
24:07Seven.
24:08Dougie?
24:09Seven also.
24:10Mac?
24:11Boosted.
24:12And there we go.
24:13Can we match or beat seven, I wonder?
24:15Um, we have a couple of words and one of them is sandbox.
24:19Sandbox, yeah.
24:20Yes.
24:21And another one?
24:22Another one is saboted.
24:24S-A-B-O-T-E-D.
24:26Not wearing clogs, as you might imagine,
24:28but it describes a bullet or a shell that's enclosed in a device
24:31which makes sure that it's correctly positioned in a gun barrel.
24:34So, all to do with ammunition.
24:36Saboted.
24:37New and on me.
24:3869 plays 54.
24:40Dougie, letters game.
24:41Consonant, please, Rachel.
24:42Thank you, Dougie.
24:43K
24:44And a second.
24:47S
24:48And a third.
24:50T
24:51And a vowel.
24:53U
24:54Vowel.
24:55O
24:57Vowel.
24:58U
25:00A consonant.
25:02R
25:03A vowel.
25:06E
25:07And a consonant, please.
25:08And lastly, M.
25:11And the clock starts now.
25:32CLOCK TICKS
25:45Dougie?
25:46Just six.
25:47A six, Meg?
25:48Six.
25:49Yes, Dougie?
25:50A smoker.
25:51Thank you. And?
25:52Muster.
25:53And muster.
25:54Yes, both good.
25:55Sixes, though. Can you do a seven? Pasha?
25:58Seven, yes, there is one seven-letter word, which is tumours.
26:02Oh, yeah.
26:03Yeah, not a pleasant word, but it's there.
26:06It's there.
26:07Susie, anything else?
26:08That was our best.
26:1075 to 60.
26:11Susie?
26:12What have you for us today in your wonderful Origins of Words?
26:16I have an email in from Alan Guest, who says,
26:19I've often heard the phrase, throw the book at them,
26:22especially in the context of criminal cases.
26:24I wonder if this book is the Bible.
26:28And there are many, many literal books.
26:31If you scroll through an English dictionary,
26:33you'll find lots of idioms relating to books.
26:36Some of them are the very physical kind.
26:38So if you look at black books, for example, in English history,
26:41the most famous was the black book kept by the Exchequer.
26:45It was the black book of the Exchequer,
26:47famously collected evidence of monastic abuses
26:52during Henry VIII's time
26:54and the dissolution of the monasteries around the 1530s.
26:57So that was a pretty heavy black book.
27:00Also, universities kept registers of students
27:03who'd been up to no good, all sorts of pranks.
27:05That would be their black book.
27:07But this isn't a black book, nor is it the Bible, as Alan wonders.
27:11In fact, it is simply a book that's held by a judge that is...
27:15It's not really a fictional one,
27:17but it's thought to contain all the punishments
27:19that you could possibly mete out to a prisoner in the docks.
27:22So it probably doesn't exist in anything but the imagination,
27:25but it's still fairly scary nonetheless.
27:28And actually, the book came to signify the maximum penalty, as I say,
27:32that a judge could deliver to a prisoner.
27:36So a novel of 1911 has one inmate relaying the fact that
27:40I'm doing one life jolt and two 1-50s.
27:43Yes, sir, doing the book.
27:45So, as I say, this is a sort of notional legal tome
27:48that the judges have at their disposal.
27:50And if they throw the entire book at a defendant,
27:52they pretty much sentence them as severely as possible.
27:56So, as I say, lots and lots of literal books throughout history,
27:59neither a black book kept by Henry VIII or, indeed,
28:02the Proctor of University, nor this one held by a judge,
28:05is anything you'd ever want to encounter.
28:07Indeed, yeah.
28:12Thanks, Susie. Now, 75-60, Dougie on 75.
28:16Max, letters game. Good luck, Max.
28:19Hiya. Could I have a consonant, please? Thank you, Mac.
28:22R
28:24And a vowel.
28:26I
28:27And a consonant.
28:29T
28:30And another.
28:32H
28:34And another.
28:36B
28:38And a vowel.
28:40I
28:42And another.
28:44A
28:46And a consonant.
28:48V
28:49And a final vowel, please.
28:51And a final E.
28:53Stand by.
29:19Yes, Mac?
29:21Seven.
29:22A seven. Dougie?
29:24Just six.
29:25And your six?
29:26A bather.
29:27Now, Mac?
29:28Vibrate.
29:30Well done. Well spotted.
29:32Excellent.
29:3467 now to 75. You're closing the gap a bit there,
29:37but in the meantime, Pasha and Susie, what have you been up to?
29:40Same exact words.
29:42That's it? Yes.
29:43Nothing more, Susie? Nothing more. No.
29:47Now, Dougie, final letters game.
29:50Consonant, please, Rachel. Thank you, Dougie.
29:52H
29:54And a second.
29:56S
29:58And a third.
30:00T
30:01Vowel.
30:03A
30:04Vowel.
30:05O
30:07Vowel.
30:09I
30:11Consonant.
30:13F
30:15Vowel.
30:17A
30:19And a consonant, please.
30:20And the last one.
30:22W
30:23Stand by.
30:46MUSIC STOPS
30:56Dougie?
30:57Just six.
30:58A six, Mac? Six.
31:00Dougie?
31:01O fish.
31:02O fish.
31:03Mac?
31:04Fatwas.
31:05How are you spelling that?
31:07F-A-T-W-A-S.
31:09Absolutely fine. Very, very good.
31:11Pasha?
31:12A few more sixes. One of them is awaits.
31:15And another one I always have a problem with pronouncing.
31:18Yes. It's tricky, actually, even for native speakers.
31:21Faiths.
31:22Faiths.
31:23Yes.
31:24Repeat after me, Pasha.
31:25Faiths.
31:26Faiths.
31:27Very good.
31:28Perfect. There we are. Well done.
31:3081-73.
31:31Into the final numbers game.
31:33Mac?
31:34Could I have two large and four small, please, Rachel?
31:36You can indeed. Thank you, Mac.
31:37Two large, four small and a possible crucial conundrum awaiting you.
31:40Final numbers of the day are
31:421-10-3-7 and then the big two, 75 and 50.
31:48And the target, 910.
31:509-1-0.
32:12BUZZER
32:22Mac?
32:239-10.
32:259-10, Dougie?
32:26Oh, yes, 9-10.
32:28Right. Mac?
32:30So I did 75 plus 50.
32:32125.
32:33Minus the 10.
32:34115.
32:36Times by eight.
32:37Times by eight, 920.
32:39And then minus the seven and the three.
32:41And Dougie?
32:42I did 10 plus eight is 18.
32:45Yep.
32:46Times by 50.
32:47Times by 50 for 900.
32:49And then add on the seven and the three.
32:51And then, lovely, well done. Crucial conundrum time.
32:53Very good.
32:57Very good. 91 plus 83, which means only one thing, as Rachel says.
33:02You're going into a crucial countdown conundrum.
33:05Well done, guys.
33:07Fingers on buzzers.
33:08Let's roll today's crucial countdown conundrum.
33:14BUZZER
33:15Mac.
33:16Perfected.
33:17Let's see whether you're right.
33:19My word, that was fast.
33:22Look at you!
33:23Oh!
33:26Well done.
33:32Look at you over there.
33:34It's been a real pleasure. Seven wins.
33:36And with your high scoring rate, you know, you're seeded, actually.
33:40I think number four. So who knows?
33:42We may well see you back in the finals.
33:44But fantastic. Thank you so much.
33:46You get back to Guernsey.
33:47There'll be a flotilla of small boats in the harbour
33:50waiting to greet you when you get back.
33:52Take your teapot with you and your goodie bag.
33:56Mike Walker, amazing.
33:58First time out, fantastic.
34:00I think we're going to see you sticking around for a little while.
34:02Brilliant stuff.
34:03We'll see you next time.
34:05Fantastic.
34:06Yes.
34:07So fast.
34:08Yes.
34:09So, Pasha and Susie, see you next time?
34:10See you then.
34:11What do you reckon?
34:12Well, beating a seven-time champion...
34:14Four.
34:15It's so close, you know, seconds away from being an OctoChamp.
34:17We could have a rematch in the finals.
34:19Indeed.
34:20If Mac plays his tiles right.
34:21We'll see you next time.
34:22We'll see you next time.
34:23Join us then, same time, same place, you'll be sure of it.
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