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00:00Hello. You know, sometimes I think, I won't watch television tonight. I'll go for a walk. I'll have a swim. I'll paint a picture. I'll go see some friends. And then I think, no, I'll just watch television.
00:30The great outdoors is safely yours, she'll bring you home again too. Cos Rosie is the kind of cook to help you on your way. But it takes two and she needs you, so come on and play. Let's hang out with Rosie, let's stay on our feet. She'll teach us how, what's happening now, out in the street.
01:00Oh, I especially wanted to watch that. Is it worse than ever? When I was a lad, we weren't hunched around a little box all day. We were outside, playing games and having fun. Games are okay, but I wanted to hear the story. Well, I'll tell you a story. Go on then, Grandad, out you come. This story has to be told outside. Come on, we're off to the park.
01:28Now, a long time ago, before television and robots and fish fingers, there were two little chaps who lived side by side in identical little houses. Speak up, Grandad. Well, one of these chaps is called... is called... Go on, Grandad. I can't concentrate. Before there were fish fingers...
01:52Look, we're trying to listen to Grandad's story. A long time ago, before there was robot vision... We'll have to move to somewhere quieter. Come on, Grandad.
02:14Here, Grandad, you sit in the middle here. Hutch up, Sniff. Carry on, Grandad. Oh, I'll find a seat. Hang on. Okay, Grandad, fire away.
02:42Shh, don't wake him up. I've got an idea. Come over here. Ruff, give me that cardboard box you had.
03:07We interrupt this program to bring you the very latest in entertainment from Puppy Dog Tales. Come on, chaps, I want an act each, please. I'll introduce you. Scratch first, all right? Okay.
03:26Now, will you welcome, please, the juggling sensation of the century, Scratch.
03:48That was brilliant, Scratch. Come on, Ruff, your turn. We've had a number of requests for this next act, but he's here anyway. Ruff!
03:58Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
04:08Get off! Boo, get off! Boo!
04:12And after that, please welcome, Sniff.
04:22Now it's your turn, Rosie.
04:24C'est parti, Rosie!
04:42C'était du grand amusement!
04:44La meilleure blague que j'ai eue de la télé depuis longtemps!
04:48Vous voyez, vous n'avez pas besoin de vous asseoir et de regarder pour avoir un bon moment.
04:51Parfois, c'est plus amusant de faire ça vous-même!
04:53Essayez!
05:00Bonjour! La nouvelle qui vient d'arriver est que la compétition pour le plus lâche dans le monde a dû être annulée.
05:05J'espère que vous n'allez pas vous embêter d'y entrer!
05:51C'est parti!
05:52C'est parti!
06:22C'est parti!
06:48Bonjour!
06:52Oh!
06:54Les plus récentes appareils pour les personnes chroniquement légères incluent...
06:57...des équipements de chaussures pour les athlètes qui ne peuvent pas s'y arrêter...
07:04...une machine électronique pour les gens délicats qui trouvent les crisps trop dégueulasse...
07:14...et des annonces télévision très légères!
07:22J'ai vraiment envie de jouer à un jeu et je ne trouve personne à jouer avec!
07:26Je ne sais pas où est-ce que tout le monde est allé...
07:28Il doit y avoir quelque chose qui se passe que je ne vois pas!
07:41Walkies!
07:52Honnêtement, vous n'avez pas l'énergie d'une bande en papier utilisée!
07:56Allez, pour Dieu sain!
07:58Réveillez-vous!
08:21C'est parti!
08:51Oh!
09:22Jump!
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