Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00On the eve of September,
00:051,000 spectators gathered at the live house in Tokyo.
00:13And then...
00:16The following day...
00:19The following day...
00:21The following day...
00:23The following day...
00:25The following day...
00:27This is crazy!
00:29It's crazy that it's not even finished!
00:31You're ignoring me?
00:33I'm sorry, I didn't know you were filming.
00:37I thought I was getting shot.
00:39This isn't a prank, right?
00:41Sorry for the wait!
00:46I'm sorry!
00:48This is crazy!
00:52Actually, before the show...
00:55There was a problem with the equipment.
00:57The show started over an hour later than planned.
01:01Is it because of that?
01:05The atmosphere at the venue was...
01:08heavy.
01:11Welcome, everyone.
01:13I'm the host of this game, Sato.
01:18Sato?
01:20My only hobby is...
01:22watching human instincts.
01:24What's that?
01:26By the way, there are two moments...
01:28when human instincts come out the most.
01:32The first is...
01:34when a person trying to make money...
01:36loses his money.
01:39Why is that fun?
01:41The second is...
01:43when a person trying to make money...
01:45loses his money.
01:47That's a bad hobby.
01:49In order to enjoy these two moments...
01:53today, we have...
01:551,000 audience members...
01:57who are strict about making money...
01:59with us.
02:01They're strict about making money?
02:03That's why they're so excited.
02:06I think there are some objections.
02:08There are!
02:10We have enough money...
02:12for you.
02:14So don't worry.
02:16The seven members...
02:18will go to Korea...
02:20with the money they earned on this stage.
02:24The money they earned...
02:26at the casino...
02:28will be their share.
02:31Now, let's start...
02:33the first game.
02:37The Opening.
02:39Please say something to the audience.
02:41What?
02:43Kyoko-chan?
02:45I'm scared.
02:47From now on,
02:49the faces of the audience...
02:51will be displayed in order.
02:53On the monitor?
02:55Please describe...
02:57the faces of the audience...
02:59and make them laugh.
03:01The faces of the audience?
03:03The time limit is 100 seconds.
03:05The person who makes them laugh...
03:07will receive the money.
03:09The number of people who laughed...
03:11will be counted in real time.
03:13The audience...
03:15will have to press the button...
03:17as soon as they laugh.
03:21What's the order?
03:23The order is...
03:25Let's start from here.
03:27Why me?
03:29I don't want to be the top.
03:31From me?
03:33I see.
03:35I'm sorry.
03:37I don't think so.
03:39I don't think so at all.
03:41Now, let's start.
03:43What?
03:45If you're too excited,
03:47the hurdle will rise.
03:49Sato-san.
03:51Sato.
04:01The Opening.
04:03One word from the audience.
04:05Start.
04:17Hurry up.
04:19He's still collecting the bell marks.
04:23That's good.
04:25It's increasing.
04:29I used to be the manager...
04:31of a restaurant.
04:33That's good.
04:39The person who sold the tickets...
04:41and was arrested by a YouTuber.
04:43It's a hot topic now.
04:45Is it a hot topic?
04:47It's a man.
04:53The person who has a huge corn field in Thailand.
04:57He has it.
05:01Go.
05:03He came back from study abroad yesterday.
05:05Yesterday?
05:07Really?
05:09Go for it, Yurian.
05:11The icon of LINE.
05:15Shogi?
05:19Go, Manju.
05:23The person who has a boyfriend.
05:25All of them are bad.
05:27Unexpectedly.
05:29Go.
05:31Unexpectedly.
05:33He has 10,000 yen in his pocket.
05:35Unexpectedly.
05:37Go.
05:39You still have 10 seconds.
05:41Go.
05:43The person who eats Yambucha in Misudo.
05:47Go.
05:49The person who is still angry about being late.
05:53That's good.
05:55That's good.
05:57That's good.
06:01It's tough.
06:03The number of people who laughed out of 1,000 people...
06:05The number of people who laughed out of 1,000 people...
06:07There should be a lot of people.
06:09660 people.
06:11So?
06:13Please look at the box on the right.
06:19The total is 660,000 yen.
06:21The total is 660,000 yen.
06:25That's a lot of money.
06:29That's a lot of money.
06:33How much money can they get with this 660,000 yen?
06:35How much money can they get with this 660,000 yen?
06:37How much money can they get with this 660,000 yen?
06:41In the first place,
06:43In the first place,
06:45there was such a bloodbath.
06:55What is this place?
07:07What? There's something here.
07:12Dear Kamai-tachi.
07:17I know this is sudden, but you two have been chosen to be the laughingstock.
07:24What?
07:25It's easy to do. You just have to make 1,000 people laugh and win a prize.
07:32Based on the prize you win, you will be able to win 1,000 yen at a casino.
07:37Five players will be chosen to make the audience laugh.
07:42What is this?
07:44The laughingstock leader.
07:46I know him.
07:48Five players will be chosen to make the audience laugh.
07:52So you're not going to invite Vitamin S because you're close to him?
07:55No, no, no.
07:57He might laugh when he comes out.
07:59Who?
08:00I don't know who he's laughing at.
08:02He's a powerhouse.
08:03A powerhouse?
08:04He's got a strong heart in front of the audience.
08:08Like Lilian.
08:09That's nice.
08:11He's fighting in the world.
08:12Lilian is nice.
08:23Lilian.
08:24Yes?
08:27Lilian.
08:34Manjuu is nice.
08:36Nelson's.
08:37Manjuu, not Aoyama or Kishi.
08:47Wada.
08:50Yes.
08:53Yes.
09:00Who else?
09:02Someone who makes me laugh.
09:04Like Taguchi from Double Art.
09:06He makes me laugh.
09:07I get goosebumps.
09:08Goosebumps?
09:09I get goosebumps.
09:11What about Mito Ryuzu?
09:13He makes me laugh.
09:15I get goosebumps.
09:16He makes me laugh.
09:18He's famous.
09:19He's popular.
09:23I'm going to sleep.
09:24Okay.
09:33Are you serious?
09:36Are you serious?
09:37Are you serious?
09:38Scary.
09:44He's dressed like an unbeatable hunter.
09:48I think you need to like money.
09:51This is Kubota-san.
09:54I got goosebumps.
09:55I got goosebumps.
10:06Mr. Kubota.
10:08What?
10:10What?
10:16I'm going to punch you if you get in front of me.
10:18What?
10:21Anyway, I'm going to make you laugh and get the money.
10:24I don't care if my comedians think I'm trying to make you laugh.
10:30I'm going to get the money with all my might.
10:34I'm going to show you the most exciting entertainment,
10:40which is comedy and gambling.
10:47The seven comedians have been invited.
10:52Let's welcome the next comedians.
11:02What?
11:03What?
11:08Really?
11:11The three sexy actresses who seduce men all over the world.
11:16The next game is to invite them.
11:21Gokuro Oogiri.
11:26Gokuro Oogiri.
11:29One challenger will be seduced by three sexy actresses and will be challenged to Oogiri.
11:36No, no, no.
11:38Please make the audience laugh with funny answers.
11:43The time limit is two minutes.
11:45If you make 800 people laugh in real time, you'll get double the prize money.
11:51800 is a lot.
11:54Please choose three challengers.
11:57I don't care.
11:58Why?
11:59I don't know much.
12:00He's acting cool.
12:02He knows a lot.
12:03He's acting cool.
12:04He's acting really cool.
12:06I know a lot, so I'll go.
12:09I want to go.
12:10He knows a lot.
12:11I want to go.
12:12I want to go.
12:14Kubo-san and...
12:15I'll go.
12:16It's decided.
12:17That's right.
12:19That's right.
12:20Can I?
12:23Can I?
12:24It's like a waiting room for the Fu family.
12:27I'll go.
12:28I'll ask my seniors to treat me.
12:32The first challenger.
12:34Please bet the prize money.
12:36I can decide with this.
12:37On the contrary, I want to pay.
12:39No, that's not it.
12:40That's not it.
12:43I think it's good to see how it goes.
12:45I think it's good to see how it goes.
12:47100,000 yen.
12:48That's too much.
12:49That's too much.
12:50That's too much.
12:51That's too much.
12:52I'll bet 6 million yen.
12:53Then, Wada-manju, please throw away your instincts.
12:57800.
12:58800.
12:59I'll throw away my instincts.
13:011,000 people.
13:02I've been to a lot of sales.
13:04I'll bet about 1,000 people.
13:06I have a good reaction.
13:08I'll laugh at everyone.
13:10No matter what hand I use.
13:14Wada-manju.
13:15I've never seen it.
13:16How do you feel now?
13:19It might be a little dangerous.
13:20Hey!
13:22Throw away your instincts.
13:23Throw away your instincts.
13:24Focus.
13:25I'll announce the topic.
13:29This amulet will definitely be punished.
13:32What kind of amulet?
13:33What kind of amulet?
13:37Now, it's time to challenge Wada-manju.
13:43Good luck, Wada-manju.
13:51Wada-manju.
13:52Wada-manju.
13:53Wada-manju.
13:54Wada-manju is being touched.
13:55Wada-manju.
13:56Wada-manju.
13:57Wait a minute.
13:58I'll announce the topic.
14:00This amulet will definitely be punished.
14:03What kind of amulet?
14:13Now, it's time to challenge Wada-manju.
14:19Good luck, Wada-manju.
14:27Wada-manju.
14:28Wada-manju.
14:30Wada-manju is being touched.
14:31Wada-manju.
14:34Wada-manju, think about it.
14:35Focus on Wada-manju.
14:37Wada-manju, think about it.
14:38Throw away your instincts.
14:39Don't look at it.
14:40Time is running out.
14:42Wada-manju, you can do whatever you want.
14:46Give me an answer.
14:47Write something.
14:50Wada-manju.
14:51Wada-manju.
14:52Wada-manju.
14:53Wada-manju.
14:55Wada-manju.
14:56Time is running out.
14:58Wait a minute.
14:59Time is running out.
15:00Wada-manju.
15:03Wada-manju.
15:04Wait a minute.
15:07Wada-manju.
15:09Wait a minute.
15:11Wada-manju.
15:12Someone said it.
15:13Someone said it.
15:16This amulet will definitely be punished.
15:18What kind of amulet?
15:22Wada-manju.
15:23Focus on Wada-manju.
15:24Focus on Wada-manju.
15:25I'm being pulled too much.
15:26The answer is erotic.
15:28The answer doesn't have to be erotic.
15:30There are only 24 people now.
15:33800 people.
15:34800 people.
15:35800 people.
15:36Wada-manju.
15:37Wada-manju.
15:3824 people.
15:39Wada-manju.
15:40Wait a minute.
15:41Go ahead, Wada-manju.
15:42Wada-manju.
15:43If you add something, there will be 24 people.
15:46Go ahead, Wada-manju.
15:47800 people.
15:48800 people.
15:50Going ahead.
15:51Wada-manju.
15:52Wada-manju.
15:53What kind of amulet will definitely be punished?
15:55The tip is pointed.
15:56Here it comes.
15:57Come on.
15:58The answer is being pulled too much.
16:00There are definitely a few people.
16:02The answer is erotic.
16:03How many people have said it?
16:05The tip is pointed but how many people have said they like it?
16:07There are only 24 people.
16:08Maybe 40 people.
16:09Two men.
16:10Anything is fine.
16:11Wada-manju.
16:12Go ahead.
16:13Wada-manju.
16:14You have 740 people left.
16:16I'm being pulled by erotic.
16:177 seconds left!
16:196, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
16:23What kind of amulet is the amulet of absolute punishment?
16:27Black
16:29It's a failure
16:33It's a failure
16:35It's a failure
16:37The penalty money will be collected
16:39You lost 100,000 yen!
16:41Wait a minute
16:43Wait a minute
16:45Wait a minute
16:47You don't have money, why are you so noisy?
16:49I'm sorry
16:51What did he say to Minamo-san?
16:55You don't have to be erotic
16:57It's only 24
17:01It's easy, isn't it?
17:03It's easy, isn't it?
17:05It's easy, isn't it?
17:07Don't get excited
17:09The bun slipped
17:11It's a failure
17:21The penalty money will be collected
17:23It's a failure
17:25It's a failure
17:27It's a failure
17:29Let's go
17:31Please bet the penalty money
17:33100,000 yen
17:35What?
17:37Wait a minute
17:39Wait a minute
17:41It's a failure
17:43It's too early
17:45It will end soon
17:47If you bet at this pace
17:49It will end soon
17:51You can take it back
17:53Let's play
17:55Please
18:01It's big
18:03That person is over there
18:05That person is over there
18:07Mr. Yamauchi
18:09Are you ready?
18:11I'm not ready yet
18:17Don't look at each person
18:19Don't look at each person
18:21Yamauchi, are you ready?
18:23Wait a minute
18:25Are you ready?
18:27Here is the topic
18:29Here is the topic
18:31What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
18:45Mr. Yamauchi's challenge
18:49Go
18:55Good pace
18:57He wrote it
19:01He wrote it
19:03What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
19:09You can use the package as much as you want
19:11You can throw it away as much as you want
19:13You can throw it away as much as you want
19:15It's the first time
19:17It's the first time
19:19You can go
19:21You can go
19:23You can go
19:25What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
19:29It's really this size
19:31It's really this size
19:33What?
19:35Let's count
19:37Let's count
19:39Yamauchi, let's count
19:41Yamauchi
19:43You can't look at the chest
19:45You can't look at the chest
19:47What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
19:49What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
19:51What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
19:53Charging boobs
19:55You can see the boobs
19:57You can see the boobs
19:59Charging boobs
20:01The elementary school kids can answer
20:05Sexy
20:07Charging boobs
20:09Half of them
20:11Half of them
20:15What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
20:19Surprising boobs
20:23What is this
20:25It's amazing
20:27It's amazing
20:29It's amazing
20:31It's amazing
20:35Minamo is the heaviest
20:37Minamo is the heaviest
20:39What is Minamo talking about?
20:41What is Minamo talking about?
20:45What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
20:47What is the surprising new feature of iPhone 51?
20:49Personal information Minamo
20:51Personal information Minamo
20:53Personal information Minamo
20:55Personal information Minamo
20:57Personal information Minamo
20:59Personal information Minamo
21:01Personal information Minamo
21:03Personal information Minamo
21:05Personal information Minamo
21:07Personal information Minamo
21:09Personal information Minamo
21:11Personal information Minamo
21:13Personal information Minamo
21:15Personal information Minamo
21:17Personal information Minamo
21:19Money
21:21Money
21:27Minamo's unnamed house
21:29Minamo's unnamed house
21:31Minamo's unnamed house
21:33Mini's movie
21:35Mini's movie
21:37Thank you very much.
21:38To be continued...
21:42OK, let's go with 160,000 yen.
21:45Kubota bets 160,000 yen.
21:49This is pretty good.
21:53This is a really bad job.
21:55I can't make people laugh and get money.
21:57Is it OK with me?
21:58Yes.
21:59OK, I'll make everyone laugh.
22:00Thank you for your hard work.
22:02Kubota bets 160,000 yen.
22:05It's a sudden move.
22:06It's a sudden move.
22:07It's a top gear.
22:08His legs are twisted.
22:09His nipples are tight.
22:12It's more flashy than before.
22:14But the pen is moving.
22:15A sexy actress who seduces with top gear early on.
22:20Kubota is full of instinct.
22:23He can't stop thinking.
22:26Kubota, hurry up.
22:27Let's get the number.
22:30Oh, no.
22:31Oh, no.
22:32What?
22:33What?
22:35Kubota, answer me.
22:36We only have 30 seconds left.
22:38I don't know.
22:39Kubota.
22:40Yes.
22:41It's OK.
22:42Please say something like,
22:44It's a long trip to get home.
22:47HANSIN and KYOJIN are both
22:49ALL HANSIN KYOJIN.
22:53Kubota.
22:5410 seconds left.
22:55Kubota.
22:56Oh, no.
22:57Kubota.
22:58One more.
22:5910 seconds left.
23:00It's the last twist.
23:01Anything is fine.
23:02Give me one.
23:03Kubota.
23:04Anything is fine.
23:05Kubota.
23:06Please.
23:07OK.
23:08Yes.
23:09It's a long trip to get home.
23:11Please say something like that.
23:14There is no woman who puts her father and father
23:16on the face of a first-time person.
23:23It's a failure.
23:24Oh, no.
23:25That's the worst.
23:26The worst.
23:27He said something bad.
23:28It didn't work.
23:29It's a funny show to make money.
23:31I want you to understand.
23:33Do you know the first word I heard?
23:36What is it?
23:37You are tiny but
23:39your condom looks like XL.
23:47Here is the next joke.
23:52Rulet Talk.
23:55Wow.
24:10Yes.
24:26Two people.
24:27I'll go.
24:28OK.
24:29Please.
24:30Can I go?
24:31Moriyama will go, too.
24:32OK.
24:33Moriyama will go first.
24:35Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
24:37I'll go, too.
24:38OK.
24:39I'll go, too.
24:40Moriyama will go first.
24:41Why?
24:43Let's go.
24:44Go ahead.
24:45There are 300 people in this line.
24:48If you can reach the goal,
24:50you'll get double the prize money.
24:52Please bet the prize money.
24:55200,000 yen.
24:56Go.
24:59I don't know what to do.
25:02This is bad.
25:03It's a one-hit-kill.
25:04If I fall here, I'll be in trouble.
25:07I'll finish him with this hand.
25:10It's Abema.
25:11I'll knock him out.
25:13Really.
25:14I'll attack as hard as I can.
25:15That's a good idea.
25:19I'm so nervous.
25:20Are you OK?
25:22He looks scared.
25:23This is how Steve Jobs felt.
25:27He was in front of 1,000 people.
25:29Let's decide who will fall first.
25:32Go, Takagishi.
25:33I'm Timondi Takagishi.
25:35Start.
25:39He's fast.
25:46What?
25:48What?
25:50Why did he fall?
25:52I see.
25:53What?
26:00Now, it's Moriyama's turn.
26:07Moriyama vs. Takagishi
26:17As you can see, I have a big face.
26:22I'm often in trouble.
26:25When I go to a beauty salon,
26:28I use a shampoo stand.
26:30When I use a shampoo stand,
26:33they put a towel on my face.
26:39In a beauty salon,
26:41they usually put a towel on my face.
26:45But in that salon,
26:47they put a towel on my face vertically.
26:49Like this.
26:50To calm me down.
26:51But,
26:52I have big eyes.
26:57And I have a big face.
26:59So, when they put a towel on my face,
27:01they put a towel on my face vertically.
27:03So,
27:04I was staring at a beauty salon for a long time.
27:09Why did it happen?
27:12How was it?
27:13It was good, wasn't it?
27:16It was good.
27:17It was good.
27:18It was beautiful.
27:19What did you say?
27:22It was good, wasn't it?
27:23No, no.
27:24It's over, isn't it?
27:25I feel bad.
27:27What did you say?
27:28Will he succeed?
27:30300 people.
27:31Will he exceed 300 people?
27:35Let's judge.
27:38Moriyama
27:40wakes up in a casino.
27:47Moriyama is winning.
27:49I'm in the zone.
27:51I'm running away slowly.
27:55Gunshikin is laughing.
27:58It's a joke of hell.
28:00It's a joke of hell.
28:02The staff just told me to shake my body.
28:06To the rice cake.
28:09How much can he earn from laughing?
28:13Let's judge.
28:16Go.
28:17Please.
28:20Please push it.
28:22Can you do it?
28:25200,000 yen.
28:26Go.
28:27300,000 yen.
28:28Yes.
28:37It's big.
28:38It's big.
28:42200,000 yen is big.
28:44It's big.
28:45It's big.
28:46It's a lot.
28:47It's big.
28:50Thank you very much.
28:52Thank you very much.
28:53Next, Hamae.
28:54Yes.
28:55Please bet the money.
28:57300,000 yen.
28:58I don't know what to do.
28:59300,000 yen.
29:00300,000 yen.
29:01300,000 yen.
29:02It's cool.
29:03You can say 700,000 yen.
29:05No, no, no.
29:06No, no, no.
29:07There is no all-in in such a situation.
29:09He is such a gambler.
29:11I didn't know that.
29:12It's big.
29:13It's big.
29:14It's big.
29:15It's big.
29:16It's big.
29:17It's big.
29:18It's big.
29:19It's big.
29:20It's big.
29:21It's big.
29:23So, we will decide the movie to watch.
29:26Starts with crew-let!
29:28There is a possibility that it is Kin-chan again.
29:31Why do you do that?
29:32Come on!
29:33Come on!
29:34Don't come.
29:35Why do you do that?
29:36Why do you do that?
29:37Don't come, please.
29:39Why do you do that?
29:41Oh!
29:42The movie is choice for BGM with a cheerful style.
29:46It's that sound.
29:52Now, it's time for Hamaie-san's challenge.
30:03It seems like I have a lot of empathy.
30:07People around me tell me that I'm being targeted by the media.
30:12It's time for Hamaie-san's challenge.
30:23It seems like I have a lot of empathy.
30:27People around me tell me that I'm being targeted by the media.
30:32I've never felt that before.
30:36When I was staying in Osaka the other day,
30:39I was eating at Yoshinoya after work,
30:42and I saw a guy with a lens out of the glass of Yoshinoya.
30:49I thought it was too obvious,
30:53but I turned my back to him and ate.
30:57I kept looking at him, but he was still there.
31:00I was in a hurry to eat,
31:03but when I looked back, he was still there.
31:06I wondered how long he was going to be there.
31:09I thought it was rude, so I said a few words.
31:12When I went to him,
31:15he was sleeping in his handkerchief.
31:18He was wearing a New Era hat,
31:21and there was a silver sticker on his head.
31:27What's going on?
31:30That's not right.
31:33The sound and the story aren't right.
31:36The sound and the story aren't right.
31:39Is it over 300?
31:42Let's judge.
31:47It was good.
31:50It's a good story.
31:52It's over 300.
31:58Yes!
32:01Yes!
32:03It's over 300.
32:07As everyone said,
32:10the sound and the story aren't right.
32:13It's a foul.
32:16It's big.
32:19It's over 300.
32:22It's over 300.
32:25It's a good story.
32:28Next, we have another funny story.
32:31Next, we have another funny story.
32:34Next, we have another funny story.
32:37Machine Robot Challenge
32:40Machine Robot Challenge
32:43Please look here.
32:46Please look here.
32:49This is a bus parked next to the venue.
32:52This is a bus parked next to the venue.
32:55This person...
32:56The one inside is the former chief of the Ghost Clan, known as Breaking Down.
33:02He is Takahiro Kuroishi, from the underground martial arts group, Outsider.
33:06He's the scariest person.
33:08Kuroishi-san is the scariest.
33:10Today, Kuroishi-san will be appearing in a fake show,
33:13called Toyosu Shijou Bakugui Tour, where Hama's Kyoken Kuroishi and Wada go.
33:20Wada-manjuu, the MC, has overslept, so he's been waiting for 3 hours.
33:30So, Wada-manjuu will be wearing earmuffs,
33:34and will be heading to this building.
33:37Everyone else will be controlling Wada-manjuu from a distance,
33:40pretending to console Kuroishi-san,
33:43and will be challenged to see if they can have a laughable conversation.
33:47Wada-manjuu, standby.
33:49Wait a minute!
33:51Wait a minute!
33:53Do your best, Wada-manjuu!
33:57He's been waiting?
33:59Won't the camera come?
34:01Won't the camera come?
34:03The camera won't come!
34:04Lower your head.
34:05Apologize.
34:06Wow, scary.
34:08We are told not to associate with anti-social forces, so we will leave.
34:11We are told not to associate with anti-social forces, so we will leave.
34:13Why? Are you stupid?
34:15Sit down.
34:16You are caught up in compliance.
34:18You are caught up in compliance.
34:20I'm not, you idiot.
34:22I'm sorry!
34:23Run away!
34:24Run away!
34:25Don't run away!
34:26Hey!
34:27You're too fast!
34:29You're too fast!
34:30You're too fast!
34:31You're too fast!
34:32You're too fast!
34:33You're too fast!
34:34You're too fast!
34:35You're too fast!
34:36You're too fast!
34:38Kamai-tachi will challenge a new type of violence.
34:41Only 8 million yen?
34:43It looks like the number of people staying is slow.
34:45It's not Yahoo News, it's Kyodo News.
34:47Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come! Come!
34:49Scary!
34:50Waraigake.
34:51Streaming on ABE.
34:53You bastard!
34:56That's all for now on YouTube.
34:58To be continued.