Aired (September 29, 2024): Nagtungo ang Singaporean na si Shaun (Raynold Tan) sa Pilipinas upang makipagkita sa isang Pinay na kanyang nakausap online, ngunit napag-alaman niyang ginamit lamang nito ang litrato ni Jasmine (Elijah Alejo) upang siya ay ma-scam.
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00:00You know, she's got long hair.
00:21She's quite sexy.
00:22Let me know.
00:23No, no, no.
00:24Do you know where's Rima's house?
00:25This?
00:26No, Rima.
00:27No?
00:28She's about up here.
00:29Long hair.
00:30No, no, no.
00:31She's quite sexy.
00:32No?
00:33No.
00:34But I...
00:35No, no, you understand?
00:36Surprise!
00:37Maniac!
00:38What did you say?
00:39What did you say?
00:40Hey, look.
00:41I'm here to surprise you.
00:42Aren't you happy?
00:43What?
00:44What do you mean?
00:45Hi?
00:46Hi?
00:47Hi?
00:48Hi?
00:49Hi?
00:50Hi?
00:51Hi?
00:52Hi?
00:53Hi?
00:54Hi?
00:55Hi?
00:56Hi?
00:57Hi?
00:58Hi?
00:59Hi?
01:00Hi?
01:01Hi?
01:02Hi?
01:03Hi?
01:04Hi?
01:05Hi?
01:06What are you saying?
01:07Hey you!
01:08I don't know you!
01:09Stay away from me!
01:10You pervert!
01:11What do you mean?
01:12I love you, Ma!
01:13I love you, Ma!
01:15Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was coming.
01:17I just wanted to give you a surprise.
01:18Surprise?
01:20This is crazy!
01:23Your mom blew up!
01:24You're the only one who can hide your face and address.
01:37What about me?
01:40So, you're telling me you're a catfish?
01:47Catfish?
01:49You look like a catfish.
01:50You look like a catfish.
01:52Yeah, like someone used your identity to check with me.
01:56Yes, very that.
01:58So, you're a scam, boy.
02:01I guess.
02:03You can understand Tagalog and you're making it hard for me to speak English?
02:07I told you I was learning your language.
02:10I don't know you.
02:11It's not me, right?
02:13Again and again.
02:15And, I don't know you.
02:17I don't know why you're like that.
02:19Look, I'm not pretty enough for you to bring Singapore to the Philippines.
02:23Well, I thought we had a connection.
02:26And, you were telling me how you wanted to see me and tour around the country with me.
02:31Again, it's not me.
02:34Jasmine is my name, not Rima.
02:36Do you want me to show you my birth cert?
02:40You're so stupid.
02:43Just me?
02:44What are you, a hopeful romantic?
02:46Look where it got you.
02:47So, what are your plans now?
02:49I don't want a stranger staying here, especially a foreigner.
02:53Chill, I don't plan on staying long.
02:55Not with Ms. Grinch over here.
02:58Ms. Grinch?
02:59At least I'm not Mr. Stupid.
03:02Stay there.
03:06Don't come in.
03:13Come on, Rima.
03:14Please pick up.
03:18Come on.
03:33Hey, thief!
03:37Could this day get any worse?
03:42Now what?
03:47I don't know.
04:05Wait, wait, wait.
04:06Please.
04:08What are you still doing here?
04:10Can I come in?
04:11No.
04:12I told you to go away, right?
04:14Go away or I'll scream louder so the neighbors can hear you.
04:16Please.
04:17I just need a place to stay for the night.
04:18I got robbed.
04:19I lost all my valuables.
04:20I lost everything.
04:21Please have some grace.
04:23What a bad person.
04:25What did you say?
04:26I got robbed.
04:28I lost all my valuables.
04:29Everything.
04:30Did you go to the police station?
04:32I don't even know where that is.
04:33This place is so secluded.
04:40Please.
04:44Okay.
04:45But only for one night, okay?
04:47Tomorrow, we will go to the police station.
04:49They will help you.
04:56Can I use your charger?
05:11Here.
05:12Use this.
05:17I'm Sean, by the way.
05:18I don't need to know your name.
05:20We are not friends.
05:21I'm just helping you because that is the right thing to do.
05:24Okay.
05:29Also, don't do anything bad to me, okay?
05:34My mother is an aswang.
05:35You know aswang?
05:37Aswang?
05:38Like a vampire.
05:40But much scarier.
05:41She will eat your heart and your intestines.
05:45She's watching from afar.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Right.
05:58That's her.
06:12Hello.
06:14I'm not getting eaten by a sleeping creature, am I?
06:42Huh?
06:45What are you doing?
06:46Why are you standing there?
06:48What do you mean?
06:49It's already 6am.
06:51Yeah?
06:52And I couldn't sleep because of the aswang howling last night?
06:54And is it my fault?
06:56Here in the province, we wake up early in the morning and clean the front yard.
07:00What?
07:01And since I gave you free lodging last night, you should help me with the chores.
07:06Really?
07:07I thought you were nice.
07:08Don't worry.
07:09Once my friend transfers me the money, I'll pay you, okay?
07:13Pay me?
07:14This will be hard for foreigners.
07:17Hey!
07:18Just for your information, you can't buy other girls from other countries.
07:23I didn't even say that.
07:24And I don't need your money.
07:26Help me with the chores.
07:39What are you looking at?
07:40Nothing.
07:42What?
07:43You're surprised women are also strong?
07:45Why are you always putting words in my mouth?
07:47Putting words?
07:48You thought accents are beautiful?
07:50What's wrong with my accent?
07:51La?
07:54La?
07:55Ask your grandpa.
08:09What am I still doing, guys?
08:12Hey!
08:14Catch!
08:17Eat that.
08:19It has no poison.
08:21Try it.
08:22You're complaining too much.
08:32You're so annoying.
08:34You're so annoying.
08:36You're so annoying.
08:39It's good.
08:54For accompanying me to the station.
08:58I guess it will take a while for them to recover my belongings.
09:02At least they helped you reach out to your embassy.
09:08Yeah.
09:09I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
09:12I promise once we get back to your house, I'll pack up and I'll leave.
09:17Don't you know anyone here in the Philippines?
09:24No?
09:26Just me.
09:29Did your friend send you money already?
09:36No.
09:38Not yet?
09:39No.
09:41Okay.
09:43You can stay at my place for a while.
09:45At least until the embassy reaches out to you and takes care of your passport.
09:49Really?
09:51You're too kind.
09:52I promise as my friend transfers me the money, I'll leave.
10:08What are you doing?
10:11I'm doing content writings for different brands.
10:14It's a remote work.
10:17Good to know there's still internet around here.
10:19This place seems very secluded.
10:24This is not that far away from the city.
10:28Your life seems nice.
10:32I mean, have you ever considered travelling abroad or headed to the city?
10:38I like it here.
10:41It's simple and quiet.
10:44You know, the city is too crowded, too noisy.
10:49Besides, my parents and my siblings already migrated to Canada but I chose to stay here.
10:55How about you?
10:57What about me?
10:58Why are you so gullible?
11:00I started talking to Reena about a year ago and I felt a genuine connection.
11:08We shared similar interests and I never thought anything was wrong.
11:13Did she ask you for money?
11:16Yeah.
11:18Yeah.
11:20Last month, she told me her grandmother got into an accident.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Last month, she told me her grandmother got into an accident and she needed to borrow money.
11:33Oh boy.
11:36But we still continued talking and last week she told me her grandmother had died.
11:42She needed money for the funeral but I didn't transfer it to her.
11:47I just came here.
11:49Okay.
11:52And you were the one who was surprised.
11:56Yeah.
12:00I'm sorry but please don't think that all Filipinas are like that.
12:05No, no. I don't. Maybe we must not even be Filipino.
12:19Hey, who are you?
12:22What are you doing here?
12:24I'm looking for Jasmine. She's in the market.
12:27Oh my God. Why are you here?
12:30Did you and Jasmine get back together?
12:32After what you did?
12:33What are you talking about?
12:34What are you talking about?
12:35You know what? Get lost.
12:36You hurt her so much.
12:37My friend does not need you anyway.
12:39You know what? You did not respect her.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:43Get lost. You hurt her so much.
12:45My friend does not need you anyway.
12:47You know what? You did not respect only her but all of the Filipinas.
12:51Ma'am, I have no idea.
12:52No, no, no.
12:53Stop it.
12:54No, no, no, no, no.
12:55Get out of my friend's life now or else I'll call on you.
12:59Lala, Lala.
13:00Hey, what are you doing?
13:02Sis, what are you doing?
13:03Did you get back together with that guy?
13:05After what you did?
13:06Are you crying because of me?
13:07You know what? I'll beat you up.
13:09Sis, this is not John Way.
13:11Sis, this is someone else.
13:14What are you talking about, sis?
13:18Someone else.
13:23Are you gay?
13:24I just heard you have an accent and you got wild right away.
13:27It's you, sis.
13:28You did not show me the picture of your boyfriend.
13:32He's so annoying.
13:34I thought it was him.
13:35Here.
13:39Why are you here?
13:40Here.
13:41I'll deliver the clothes you ordered to me.
13:46That's why you replied so slowly.
13:49Because someone else is busy.
13:55Hey, I'm not like that.
13:57Just kidding.
13:58Why don't you pay me?
14:00Love you, sis.
14:04Hey.
14:05What?
14:06I'm not looking at you.
14:10No.
14:16Sean, I am sorry about Lara earlier.
14:22Don't worry about it.
14:23I'll be lucky if I have a friend like her.
14:29Lara is an online seller.
14:32I ordered clothes from her.
14:34Then, when I first met her, she saw me bawling.
14:39I told her what happened.
14:41Ever since, she always comes by unannounced to check up on me.
14:47Well, that's one for the books.
14:53If you don't mind me asking, who's Shin Ray?
15:00I'm sorry.
15:03He's my ex.
15:05He's a foreigner.
15:06We chatted for a really long time.
15:11And when he came to Manila, he made advances.
15:18I retracted and fought back.
15:21That's when he said that all Filipinas are the same.
15:25We only want money from him.
15:28We were in a long distance relationship in a really long time.
15:32I did not know he was all that.
15:38I'm sorry.
15:42Anyway, enough of him.
15:45He's not worth it.
15:47Have you gotten any updates from the embassy?
16:02What? You don't eat chicken?
16:05That's chicken?
16:07Yeah, that's liver.
16:09If you don't eat that, then just eat the meat.
16:12He's so annoying.
16:27What are you smiling at? You like my adobo, right?
16:30Is it good?
16:32It's good.
16:35I don't get it.
16:38How can you be so hostile and so hospitable at the same time?
16:41I don't know.
16:43Now, try the liver.
16:45No.
16:47No!
16:49You have the courage to meet your online lover but you don't want to eat the liver?
16:55Rima is not my lover.
16:57We're friends.
16:58Friends?
17:00That's your secret.
17:02Eat it.
17:17It's good.
17:20Have you ever had it before?
17:29Do you know what you're doing?
17:32Obviously not.
17:34Okay, here. I'll show you.
17:38So you're gonna dig this out.
17:41Give me the plants.
17:43Don't break the rubber.
17:46So we will just bury it here.
17:53And we'll just cover it up.
17:55Okay.
17:56Simple as that.
17:57Wow, you're a fast learner.
17:59Yeah.
18:00Can I try?
18:01Yeah, sure.
18:27It's nothing.
18:35You know, when I was younger, I used to climb way up there.
18:40Really? It's been here since you were a kid?
18:44You must have had a great childhood.
18:47I had the best childhood.
18:49You know, we played outside, we climbed up trees, and then, you know, the river there, we used to swim in there.
18:56You know, provincial life is not as boring as you think.
19:00Really?
19:02You're gonna have to convince me.
19:08Don't challenge me.
19:26Oh!
19:34Hey!
19:35Hey, I'm okay!
19:38Hi!
19:41Okay.
19:46Ah!
19:56Okay.
20:15Manga is mangoes.
20:17Manga!
20:18Manga!
20:19Manga is mangoes.
20:20Okay.
20:21What else do I know?
20:23Pangit is ugly.
20:26And maganda is beautiful.
20:29Wow, okay.
20:30How do you say good morning?
20:33Good morning is magandang umaga.
20:36How about thank you?
20:38Salamat.
20:39That's good.
20:41What else?
20:44Mahal kita.
20:46Huh?
20:47I mean, you asked me what are the things I know in Tagalog and I said, mahal kita.
20:53Yes, right.
20:55Mahal kita.
21:07Yup.
21:09Thanks for informing me.
21:12Yeah, I'll be there at my scheduled appointment.
21:17Very grateful for your help.
21:19Thanks.
21:30They scheduled my appointment for tomorrow.
21:34That's good to hear.
21:36At least you'll stay in a nice hotel in Manila.
21:43It's a little bittersweet.
21:45Beginning to like this place.
21:48Well, everything ends when it needs to end.
21:59I'll miss this place.
22:02I'll miss you.
22:12Thanks for everything, Jasmine.
22:14I know I wasn't the best guest.
22:16But you've been very kind to me.
22:20No problem.
22:22Just, just take care, okay?
22:27I'll miss this place.
22:33You can always visit anytime.
22:36Just inform me first, huh?
22:39I already added you on my social so you know you're not being catfished.
22:46Okay.
22:51Please take this.
22:53It's a little something small to remember me by.
23:00I may not have met Rima but I met someone even more special.
23:06I'll miss you, Jasmine.
23:14I'll miss you too.
23:16I'll miss you too.
23:23Alright, we have to go.
23:25I'll miss my bus and my appointment. I'll miss you.
23:47I'll miss you too.
23:59Sis, are you broken-hearted again?
24:03Three days after a foreigner said bye-bye?
24:06No, I'm not.
24:08And I'm not in love with him.
24:10So, did you chat with him?
24:19Why? You're not the only one chatting.
24:23No way.
24:25I did that in the first place.
24:27You know, foreigners are all the same.
24:30Once they get what they want from you, they won't chat with you anymore.
24:34They won't notice you anymore.
24:35Wow, sis. You haven't fallen in love with him yet.
24:39I'm not talking to you.
24:47Oh my God!
24:49Hi, Sean!
24:51You're crazy.
24:53You got caught, right?
24:55You can't do anything.
24:57What if I don't want to go back to you?
24:59That's just a joke.
25:00Hi.
25:05Sis!
25:07What now?
25:09Sean is here.
25:11Yes, he's here.
25:13What do you mean he's here?
25:15You've been bothering me for a while now.
25:18You know, I won't go back to him.
25:21Hi, Jasmine.
25:23Sean?
25:25What are you doing here?
25:27I came back for you.
25:28Sean, don't play with me.
25:31Didn't I tell you to message me first?
25:33Yeah, but I came to surprise you.
25:37Why? What happened?
25:39What happened with your passport?
25:41They're still processing it.
25:43But that means I got a few days and I'm deciding to spend it with you.
25:50So, can I see you?
25:54Then what?
25:55Then what?
25:57What will happen next when you go back to Singapore?
26:01We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
26:03But I know that deep down in my heart, I'll always come back here.
26:09Look, Jasmine.
26:12After spending time with you, I met the girl behind Beema's photos.
26:16And you're tough but soft at the same time.
26:20You made me comfortable even though you're mean to me.
26:25You're my sunshine and I want to spend more time with you and get to know you better.
26:31So, can I stay here?
26:35Please?
26:56You know what, Michael?
26:58You've been going back and forth to that shop for months.
27:01But it seems like you still can't move on.
27:04What are you doing?
27:06Wait for my staff. I'll close this shop in two weeks.
27:09Huh? Please, I don't want to lose this shop.
27:12I know. It's a good thing that I'm a barista here.
27:14For your customers to increase, there should be a lot of broken hearted people.
27:18So, how can we increase the number of heartbroken people?
27:20So, we'll release all the smell of crooks.