A pet baby alligator is flushed down a toilet and survives in the city sewers. Twelve years later, it grows to an enormous size thanks to a diet of discarded laboratory dogs injected with growth hormones.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh, and you thought that was just an old dead log lying there.
00:00:33I'll tell you, these gators are mean, they're real.
00:00:35By the way, folks, you can get your own gem on Florida Baby Alligator,
00:00:38another seven old souvenirs, a possession stand, and a bobby.
00:00:41Oh, and you can get yourself a gem on Alligator and a stand back there.
00:00:44I'll tell you, a sneak bobby's a big man.
00:00:47What they can do without the fake blood?
00:00:49It's real, Mama.
00:00:57Why did you shoot it?
00:00:58They could turn it on its back, it'll blow it free.
00:01:00That's what I'm talking about.
00:01:02Stay calm now, we got everything under control.
00:01:04Don't worry about it.
00:01:05Get out of there.
00:01:14Well, now, we promised you gator-racing, folks, and, uh, sometimes gators win.
00:01:18Hey, a big hand for Bobby Purcell, everybody.
00:01:20Bobby Purcell.
00:01:21Attaboy, Tommy, get you back up to speed next week, folks.
00:01:29Honey, they're vicious animals.
00:01:30Did you see what it did to that man today?
00:01:34Oh, come on, honey, it's starting to rain.
00:01:39What about when he grows up?
00:01:40I'll give it to a zoo.
00:01:42Pick yourself a cute one, honey.
00:01:44Go ahead, they won't hurt you.
00:01:47They're tender little babies.
00:01:49Come on.
00:01:51Oh, now.
00:01:52I'll call him Ramone.
00:01:55Yuck.
00:01:56Oh, come on, let's go, honey.
00:02:07Here's your house.
00:02:08Why don't you go in and go to bed now, because I have to go to bed, too.
00:02:12But when you get up, I'll be going to school, and you'll be taking your alligator bus to school.
00:02:19And then you'll be going to school here, and there's all sorts of stuff that you'll like there.
00:02:24There's fish and crickets and insects.
00:02:27You'll love living here, Ramone.
00:02:29It's so fun.
00:02:32Well, it's time to go to bed.
00:02:34The city of Chicago remains in chaos this morning.
00:02:37Hundreds of rioters disrupted the 1968 Democratic Convention,
00:02:40clashing with Mayor Daley's police force late last night.
00:02:43Hundreds were injured and traffic has been...
00:02:45Hey, Mr.!
00:02:46Max!
00:02:47Hey, Mr.!
00:02:48Hey, Max!
00:02:49Hey, where the hell is she at?
00:02:51Where the hell is she at?
00:02:52She's at school at the science fair.
00:02:55Now, what are you going to do with it?
00:02:56I'm going to get rid of it.
00:02:57This alligator turns behind a closed handle again.
00:03:00And what are you going to tell Marissa?
00:03:02We'll tell her we found it dead like we did with the hamster.
00:03:06No, Bill.
00:03:07We'll give him a burial at sea.
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:52Oh, my God.
00:04:18All right, guys, sorry.
00:04:22I think we got him.
00:04:24What do you say there, kid?
00:04:25I know just what you're going through.
00:04:29What are you looking at?
00:04:31The patch on the back, the thinning of the front.
00:04:33You know what I mean?
00:04:34Same thing, same thing.
00:04:36You know?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Okay, what is it?
00:04:3915.90.
00:04:41Had another one.
00:04:42We swiped him out in front of a grocery store.
00:04:44Must have been in there two minutes and bingo.
00:04:46Yeah, that sure goes on a lot around this neighborhood.
00:04:49Did you call the cops?
00:04:50I am the cops.
00:04:53Name was Snaps.
00:04:54The one that got grabbed.
00:04:58I know just how you feel.
00:04:59They're kind of cute, dear.
00:05:01You kind of get attached to them, don't you?
00:05:03Yeah, you sure do.
00:05:07Duty calls, well, thank you.
00:05:12You got any advice on him?
00:05:14Keep your shoes off the floor for a couple of months.
00:05:17He's teething.
00:05:18Thanks.
00:05:19All right, kid.
00:05:32How do you suppose it got this way?
00:05:34Looks like it was chewed up.
00:05:36Yeah, it's working man sand.
00:05:38We'll get some scrapings off these calluses.
00:05:42Anything else?
00:05:43Yeah, they found a Lassa Opsa floating in the same sludge tank.
00:05:48Some kind of pooch?
00:05:49Yeah, some kind of dog.
00:05:51They got a line on who it might be.
00:05:53Uh-huh.
00:05:56Yo, have a sight in here?
00:05:58Yeah, it's me.
00:05:59Chief wants you outside.
00:06:01He's got a lady who owns a dog.
00:06:03I'll be right there.
00:06:05We got a big toe in the morgue once.
00:06:07Nothing else, just a big toe.
00:06:09Yeah?
00:06:10Never found the rest of him.
00:06:11But we figured out who it was.
00:06:13Had a funeral and everything.
00:06:16It's been a pretty small casket.
00:06:18I checked it out.
00:06:20There's only three of that breed registered in the whole state.
00:06:24Now, a lady called in and reported a loss two months ago.
00:06:27What kind of shape is it in now?
00:06:29The body hadn't decomposed a bit,
00:06:31but all the internal organs have been cut out clean as a whistle.
00:06:35Larynx cords cut through.
00:06:37It looks so much like Kathy.
00:06:39Mrs. Lewis, this is Detective Madison.
00:06:43Hi.
00:06:44Hi.
00:06:45Looks exactly like Kathy, but it's way too big.
00:06:49She has the same markings, the same color, everything.
00:06:54This fit her two months ago when I lost her.
00:06:58This sweater fit this dog?
00:07:01Uh-huh.
00:07:15Come on.
00:07:23Get in.
00:07:25See if you can make some friends.
00:07:37Come on, Tucker. Here we go.
00:07:40I'm going to need a lot more of those for this experiment.
00:07:43How about some cats?
00:07:45I got plenty of cats.
00:07:47Puppies.
00:07:49I also got a parrot I'd like to get rid of.
00:07:52Puppies.
00:07:54And with three of those, you can dump them.
00:07:56Right.
00:08:01Oh, my God.
00:08:04Say, you know, a cop came by my store this morning.
00:08:09Almost wet my pants.
00:08:11I'm scared, you know.
00:08:13I'm really scared.
00:08:16Maybe I ought to lay low for a while, huh?
00:08:20Got you. I need a lot more animals.
00:08:22The old man's breathing down my neck for results.
00:08:24Now, get cracking.
00:08:25Right.
00:08:27Puppies.
00:08:28Puppies.
00:08:30Puppies.
00:08:32Puppies.
00:08:38Gallant?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:43Tell me you're a friend of Edward Norton's.
00:08:45That's right. So what?
00:08:47Well, his time card for last Friday said that he punched out at 3 o'clock.
00:08:50But his wallet and street clothes are still in his locker.
00:08:53Yeah, well, I punched out for him.
00:08:56He's okay, isn't he?
00:08:57Where was the last place you saw him?
00:09:00Well, it must have been Friday.
00:09:01We were opening up a section of the old system down by the drug works there.
00:10:01Why can't you look right?
00:10:04Don't you give me any trouble now.
00:10:17Bastard.
00:10:30God.
00:11:00What?
00:11:18Oh, shit.
00:11:20Oh my God.
00:11:23What?
00:11:25What's that in the line?
00:11:28I gotta get you little suckers.
00:11:34Come on.
00:11:39Don't watch it.
00:11:59You know, if this keeps up, I'm gonna open a spare parts shop.
00:12:05This isn't the guy the arm came from.
00:12:07How can you tell?
00:12:08This guy cut his nails square.
00:12:10Another one rounded them off.
00:12:12What's he wearing on his feet? Wearing boots?
00:12:14No, he's wearing alligator wing tips with lift center.
00:12:17That's your regulation sewer gear.
00:12:19No, we got one here.
00:12:21And, you know, Forensic came up with something very interesting in his sock.
00:12:25What?
00:12:26Kitty litter.
00:12:27The guy must have been a cat fanatic.
00:12:37Yes, we do quite a bit of in vivo research.
00:12:40You ever do business with a pet store owner named Gutchell?
00:12:44All of our sellers are either bred here or we purchase them from the city town.
00:12:49What happens when you run out of test animals?
00:12:52We have to suspend research. It does happen.
00:12:55You're a hormone guy, right?
00:12:57Yes.
00:12:58Just hypothetically, is it possible for a mature dog to double its size in, say, two months period?
00:13:05No, not at the present time.
00:13:08Look, Detective, I'd like to be more help to you, but, like I said, when we're done with the subjects,
00:13:14they're taken back to the pound for cremation.
00:13:16It's all very carefully regulated by the Humane Society.
00:13:20Is it possible for one of these dogs to get loose and wind up in the sewer system?
00:13:26No.
00:13:28No way.
00:13:37Very quiet.
00:13:38Pardon?
00:13:39I say your test animals are very quiet.
00:13:42Oh, yes. Well, we cut the larynx when they first come in.
00:13:46It helps keep the noise level down.
00:13:49It does.
00:13:54Stop dancing around it, son.
00:13:58You just got caught with your pants down.
00:14:02Well, we're very close to that synthetic hormone, sir, and I thought that we should go ahead.
00:14:06Yes. What did the police really have on you?
00:14:09Well, Gutcher was paid out of the slush fund, so there's no way he can be tied to the company.
00:14:13I've disposed of any animals that could be traceable.
00:14:16It's just this guy Madison that was here.
00:14:18Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:20I'll put in the fix.
00:14:22Pardon?
00:14:23Well, it's not the police we have to worry about.
00:14:25It's those damn yellow journalists.
00:14:28They're out to ruin our public image.
00:14:30Yes, sir.
00:14:31Yes. Now, will you get on back to your chemistry set?
00:14:34And I'll take care of everything. We'll put in the fix.
00:14:37But don't worry about a thing. Go on, go on.
00:14:39Thank you, sir.
00:14:40Yes.
00:14:41Don't talk to any reporters.
00:14:44Yes, sir.
00:14:46I don't know why I'm supposed to talk to him.
00:14:48Because it's your case. You've got to face the music.
00:14:51Jesus, don't you want a razor?
00:14:53I was in a hurry this morning.
00:14:55In a hurry? I said you were a half hour late.
00:14:58I didn't mean corners, they're assholes.
00:15:00You just watch your language in there.
00:15:02Edward Norton worked for the sanitation department for 25 years.
00:15:05Have you identified the other victim?
00:15:07And what do you know about him?
00:15:09Luke Gutcher, he operated a pet store.
00:15:11Didn't he have a criminal record?
00:15:13No comment.
00:15:14Is there any evidence to link the two murders?
00:15:16First of all, we don't know that it was a murder.
00:15:18Second of all, that would be evidence. I wouldn't be able to comment on it.
00:15:20Is there anything you can comment on?
00:15:22Next question.
00:15:23How could the bodies have been found in the sewer system?
00:15:25Say it again, please.
00:15:26How could the bodies have found their way into the sewer system?
00:15:29In this city, we use a combination sewage and drainage system.
00:15:32Therefore, the bodies could have found their way into the system at any point.
00:15:35Can you give us a cause of death in each case?
00:15:37The bodies were dismembered. We're waiting on the coroner's report.
00:15:40Can you tell us at least if they were similar?
00:15:42The bodies were dismembered.
00:15:44Are you withholding information?
00:15:46No comment.
00:15:47Do you think there might be a Jack the Ripper type killer operating in the city?
00:15:50It's a little too early to speculate on that kind of...
00:15:52What do you think the motive might have been in these slayings?
00:15:58Raise newspaper circulation. Look, I can't do this.
00:16:01As you can see, we have very little information at the moment.
00:16:05Now, if you'll excuse us, Detective Madison and I have work to do.
00:16:09Officer Madison, aren't you the same David Madison who lost his partner
00:16:12in the Hotel Baldwin incident in St. Louis?
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:17I believe in that case, your partner was stabbed to death, wasn't he?
00:16:22He was shot.
00:16:24That's right. I'm sorry.
00:16:28We will keep you posted. Thank you.
00:16:32No, let me break that stolen pen. I need to get something to chew on.
00:16:36You look terrible, David.
00:16:38When you're representing the department, you should take your time out.
00:16:41I had a tough night last night. I had one of those bad dreams.
00:16:43I didn't get much sleep. I didn't shave this morning, so give me a break.
00:16:46David, you can't let that Baldwin Hotel thing throw you.
00:16:49Now, that was five years ago, and nobody blames you.
00:16:52Yeah. Tell that to the newspaper snakes.
00:17:02I need somebody to check out a sewer with me.
00:17:04Shamsky?
00:17:06I got a court appearance today.
00:17:08Uh-huh.
00:17:10Meyer? Manola?
00:17:12You and Mark get hill today. Don't think the chief would fool us.
00:17:16Sloan, what are you doing?
00:17:18Paperwork.
00:17:19What is it? My breath? Shoot fingers or something. I need somebody.
00:17:23I need somebody.
00:17:24I need somebody.
00:17:25I need somebody.
00:17:26I need somebody.
00:17:27I need somebody.
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:29Shoot fingers or something. I need somebody.
00:17:32I'll go.
00:17:37You're it.
00:17:39Yeah, well, I'm going to need some boots or something.
00:17:41I just shined my shoes and I don't want to get them wet.
00:17:44You bet.
00:17:45You bet.
00:17:46You hit some methane pockets. These will help you.
00:17:49There you go.
00:17:52Who cut your hair, Madison?
00:17:54I did. Mostly white.
00:17:56I never see a hairstylist.
00:17:58They let your hair grow down and then whip it across.
00:18:01Nobody will be able to see it.
00:18:10Sir?
00:18:11Yeah?
00:18:13I killed a man in the sewer.
00:18:15Madison.
00:18:19Well, if you give us a second, I'll take you down to Sergeant Reynolds.
00:18:22He'll take your confession.
00:18:23No, sir. I didn't come to confess.
00:18:25I came to kill the rest of you.
00:18:30I see.
00:18:32How do you intend to do that?
00:18:33I'm wired to explode.
00:18:36You too.
00:18:38Don't move.
00:18:40Your time is running out.
00:18:42I cut him up with my mat knife on the picture framer.
00:18:47Why would you do it, son?
00:18:49They told me to.
00:18:51Who told you?
00:18:52Damn.
00:18:53On the radio.
00:18:55Madison?
00:18:56It's bluffing.
00:18:58Take him to the left.
00:18:59Cool it, Kelly.
00:19:00Don't move.
00:19:02I'll kill us all.
00:19:03You told me to.
00:19:05On the radio.
00:19:08On the radio.
00:19:10Kid, take your finger away from that button, please.
00:19:12Kelly.
00:19:13They told me to. The voices. Don't you see the voices?
00:19:15Hey, buddy.
00:19:16The voices.
00:19:17Buddy, you want to know the truth?
00:19:18I used to be a left-hander. Now I may be a right-hander.
00:19:20I wanted to be a priest.
00:19:21They made me into a cop.
00:19:23You want to blow the joint up?
00:19:24I don't care what you do.
00:19:25I stopped wanting to be a cop about last week.
00:19:27I had...
00:19:30Okay, put it away.
00:19:31Don't do anything yet.
00:19:32Look on the side. It's not on this side.
00:19:34There's got to be a little button.
00:19:35It's got to be right near the counter.
00:19:36Got 11 seconds more.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:38All right.
00:19:39Nine seconds more.
00:19:40I got it. I got it. I got it.
00:19:42Now, don't anybody move.
00:19:43Hold him real tight.
00:19:44I got him.
00:19:46All right. Let's see what we got here.
00:19:51It's a radio.
00:19:54Next time, try Lawrence Wilk.
00:19:56Hey, Sloan, with all the paperwork, come here and book this guy.
00:20:03Okay.
00:20:09Did you see the look on that guy's face?
00:20:11I want to know why he thought he was bluffing.
00:20:14Well, he can't live forever, huh?
00:20:16Ain't going to last long in the cops with that attitude.
00:20:21Oh, boy.
00:20:24Whoo! Look at this place.
00:20:39Why are you working in St. Louis?
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:45Why'd you leave?
00:20:50I'm sure you must have heard the story.
00:20:53All I heard was it's kind of unhealthy to work with you.
00:21:02Why did you volunteer?
00:21:06I'm going to go get a lock and a little crap.
00:21:08Besides, I can take care of myself.
00:21:10You know what I mean?
00:21:17Well...
00:21:19I can't find it.
00:21:21Not surprised.
00:21:22These maps aren't complete. Some of these tunnels date back 1890.
00:21:26A loose track. Here you go.
00:21:31As long as you get home before 7.
00:21:35Oh, my back!
00:21:49Methane. Use your mask.
00:21:52Don't light any matches.
00:21:57I saw a methane explosion in St. Louis once.
00:21:59Blew a hole in the street. Goddamn bus fell through it.
00:22:03Well, at least we can find our way out of here.
00:22:07Where are we?
00:22:09According to this, Cleve.
00:22:12Cleve?
00:22:14Cleve.
00:22:16Cleve.
00:22:18Cleve.
00:22:20Cleve.
00:22:22Cleve.
00:22:24Cleve.
00:22:26Cleve.
00:22:28Cleve.
00:22:30Cleve.
00:22:32Cleve.
00:22:34Cleve.
00:22:36Cleve.
00:22:57I know a guy like you in St. Louis.
00:22:59Wild Billy, he's called.
00:23:01Just kick a door in, see what happens.
00:23:03We were down by the ballpark one time. You know St. Louis?
00:23:08Kelly?
00:23:12Kelly?
00:23:16Kelly!
00:23:24Kelly!
00:23:30Kelly!
00:23:33Kelly!
00:23:46Kelly!
00:23:47Kelly!
00:24:03Kelly!
00:24:17Kelly!
00:24:48Kelly!
00:25:01Asshole.
00:25:02The guy was really a quick draw on Madison.
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:07What do you think?
00:25:08I think someone's been here recently.
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12I think we ought to come back here with a crew and really lift this joint over.
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:28You know, Madison.
00:25:30I don't mind telling you.
00:25:32I'm getting a little tired of this sewer.
00:25:42Son of a bitch.
00:25:44Wait a minute, I got it.
00:25:45There you go, unroll it one more time.
00:25:48That's it, that's it.
00:25:52Alright, looks like you just keep going down in this direction.
00:25:55We ought to get some kind of an outlet.
00:25:59Get you all for dinner.
00:26:01I'm not hungry anymore.
00:26:16Kelly?
00:26:22Kelly!
00:26:25Kelly!
00:26:26Kelly!
00:26:27Kelly!
00:26:28Kelly!
00:26:29Kelly!
00:26:30Kelly!
00:26:31Kelly!
00:26:32Kelly!
00:26:33Kelly!
00:26:34Kelly!
00:26:35Kelly!
00:26:36Kelly!
00:26:37Kelly!
00:26:38Kelly!
00:26:39Kelly!
00:26:40Kelly!
00:26:41Kelly!
00:26:42Kelly!
00:26:43Kelly!
00:26:45Kelly!
00:26:51Open it!
00:26:52Open it!
00:26:53It's stuck!
00:26:58Push!
00:27:00Pull it up!
00:27:01I am!
00:27:04Oh yeah!
00:27:05Oh yeah!
00:27:06Oh yeah!
00:27:07Oh yeah!
00:27:08Oh yeah!
00:27:09Oh yeah!
00:27:10Oh yeah!
00:27:11Oh yeah!
00:27:12Oh yeah!
00:27:14No!
00:27:18Kelly!
00:27:26Kelly!
00:27:37Dr. Klein?
00:27:38Paging Dr. Klein.
00:27:41Telephone number.
00:27:42No.
00:27:44No.
00:27:45There you are.
00:27:48How'd I get here?
00:27:49Well, you just popped out of a manhole at Campbell Street and started yelling alligator.
00:27:56Jesus.
00:27:58Kelly.
00:28:01Kelly.
00:28:02Dr. Warner, Warner is radiology.
00:28:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:28:14You are not to get on the video.
00:28:15Wait a minute.
00:28:16Hold on.
00:28:17What happened to Kelly?
00:28:18Did you find him?
00:28:19Nothing.
00:28:20Not a sign of you if you know what he's in.
00:28:21Now look, stay a couple of days.
00:28:22Just take it easy.
00:28:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:28:24We got to get back down there.
00:28:25You need some rest, David.
00:28:26Are you nuts?
00:28:27You think I'm going to lay in this bed while the kid I sent down in the sewer is unaccounted
00:28:30for?
00:28:31Look, Dr. Lee has got to.
00:28:32He's got to.
00:28:33He's got to.
00:28:34He's got to.
00:28:35He's got to.
00:28:36He's got to.
00:28:37He's got to.
00:28:38He's got to.
00:28:39He's got to.
00:28:40He's got to.
00:28:42Dr. Lee has got to see.
00:28:43Who's this Dr. Lee?
00:28:44He's a psychiatrist.
00:28:46He just wanted to give you some tests.
00:28:47I'll give you some tests.
00:28:48You're going to give yourself a heavy test.
00:28:49You're nuts yourself.
00:28:50What the hell's the matter with you guys?
00:28:51Hi.
00:28:52How are you feeling?
00:28:54What happened?
00:28:55You lose your paper route?
00:28:56What's the matter with you?
00:28:58Hey, I'm just trying to write a story.
00:29:00Well, invent something you know how to do that.
00:29:04I hear you lost another partner.
00:29:06You got no comment on that.
00:29:08You know, that's getting to be a habit with you.
00:29:09I pulled out the files on the Baldwin hotel shooting.
00:29:11Hey, Kent, lay off.
00:29:14I'll lay off.
00:29:16You tell me what happened in the sewer yesterday.
00:29:18No comment.
00:29:19Chief, I'm not asking you.
00:29:22I'm asking Officer Madison.
00:29:25That's exactly what we're gonna find out, isn't it, Chief?
00:29:28Right.
00:29:31The largest one ever recorded was around 15 feet.
00:29:35In a sewer, it's not possible.
00:29:37Even in a zoo, they don't grow full size.
00:29:39It was bigger than that.
00:29:41Excuse me.
00:29:42It was huge.
00:29:43Tell me something, miss.
00:29:46Are these your snakes?
00:29:49No, they belong to the university.
00:29:51I have a couple of non-poisonous species at home, though.
00:29:54It was bigger than 15 feet.
00:29:56An alligator half that size would starve in a week.
00:29:59There's no sunlight.
00:30:00There are toxic fluids and gases.
00:30:03Not to mention the question of how it got there in the first place.
00:30:06You're looking at the one who saw it.
00:30:08And it was big.
00:30:12You said it was dark. Now, perhaps you're mistaken.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:17Thanks very much for your help.
00:30:19Can I borrow this book?
00:30:20You can have it.
00:30:23Excuse me.
00:30:25Dr. Kendall, could there be another animal down there
00:30:29that could possibly be this size?
00:30:33Nothing I know of.
00:30:35I'm sorry.
00:30:36Thank you very much.
00:30:40I thought she'd be some kind of help.
00:30:42She's the leading authority.
00:30:44Now, it was worth a try.
00:30:46She's a kid. She lives with snakes.
00:30:47What the hell are you talking about?
00:30:49I didn't say she was normal.
00:30:50I said she had the word on alligators.
00:30:53Now, look, why don't you give it up, Dave?
00:30:55It's one of your nightmares.
00:30:57Nightmare your ass.
00:30:58There's something down there.
00:30:59Now, it'll take a lot of guys, but we'll flush them out.
00:31:02Everything you're going to take is a leave of absence.
00:31:05Here, read it and weep.
00:31:08Our friend Kemp, he's got the hots for you.
00:31:12City detective loses partner again.
00:31:14Mysterious circumstances surround the abrupt disappearance
00:31:17in a city sewer of police patrolman Jim Kelly,
00:31:19partner of Detective David Madison,
00:31:21while on an official investigation.
00:31:23No such mystery surrounds the death of Jerry Randolph
00:31:25of the St. Louis Metropolitan Police
00:31:27who was paired with Madison on the fatal night of March 21, 1975.
00:31:31Witnesses report that Detective Madison's inaction
00:31:34enabled the three to escape.
00:31:36Wounding Randolph in the process.
00:31:39A board of inquiry hearing investigating the officer's death
00:31:42made no finding against Madison.
00:31:45In the more recent disappearance...
00:31:47Hey, guys.
00:32:01Nice.
00:32:10In the more recent disappearance,
00:32:12city officials have been unwilling to make any comment.
00:32:15This reporter, for one, is not satisfied.
00:32:18Well, what kind of dreams?
00:32:20Well, he was out on meds most of the time that he was here.
00:32:22What are meds?
00:32:24Medication.
00:32:25He kept coming up with some garbage about alligators in the sewers.
00:32:29Alligators in the sewers?
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:45Nice. Wonderful place.
00:32:59Yeah.
00:33:29Jesus Christ.
00:33:59Jesus Christ.
00:34:29Jesus Christ.
00:34:31Jesus Christ.
00:34:33Jesus Christ.
00:34:35Jesus Christ.
00:34:37Jesus Christ.
00:34:39Jesus Christ.
00:34:41Jesus Christ.
00:34:43Jesus Christ.
00:34:45Jesus Christ.
00:34:47Jesus Christ.
00:34:49Jesus Christ.
00:34:51Jesus Christ.
00:34:53Jesus Christ.
00:34:55Jesus Christ.
00:34:58Jesus Christ.
00:35:06Marissa Kendall.
00:35:12Hello?
00:35:14No, I was awake.
00:35:16Wait a minute. Slow down.
00:35:18Kemp.
00:35:20No.
00:35:22Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:35:24Here's his camera.
00:35:26it got caught in a grate by tank fire.
00:35:29Sure.
00:35:31And no sign of Ken.
00:35:33The sanitation people, they won't go in any further.
00:35:36The rumor, it's starting to spread.
00:35:39Get them while they're hot.
00:35:41Anything good, Sparks?
00:35:43You won't believe this.
00:35:46It's a rat.
00:35:47No, no, not that, not that. Here, look.
00:35:52Huh?
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:55Holy shit.
00:35:57What do you think, Chief?
00:35:59You believe me now?
00:36:00We'll get the snake lady to take a look.
00:36:02Who?
00:36:03The herpetologist.
00:36:04Imagine, clicking away with your camera while that's coming at you.
00:36:08Well, he'll make the front page anyway, that's all he really wanted.
00:36:12Thomas Kemp, the popular columnist for the National Probe Magazine, is missing and presumed dead.
00:36:18His camera, the only clue to his disappearance, was fished out of a filtration tank at the city sewage works late last night.
00:36:24The film inside the camera was salvaged.
00:36:27What appeared to be an abnormally large alligator, or similar reptile, who is now believed to be responsible for at least four deaths.
00:36:34But as mayor, I tell you that no effort and no expense will be spared by this...
00:36:39Professor, herpetologist, author, and probably the leading authority here in the Midwest on reptile and amphibian life,
00:36:45as well as the native of our own city.
00:36:48Dr. Kendall, what animal is it?
00:36:51It's an alligator.
00:36:52Couldn't it be a...
00:36:53There's no question, it's definitely an alligator.
00:36:55I see.
00:36:56Well, how large do you think it is, from the photographs you've seen?
00:36:59If it's been living in a sewer, it couldn't be very large.
00:37:01Even under ideal circumstances, in a zoo, for example, they don't grow nearly as large as they would in their natural habitat.
00:37:08This makes it 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13...
00:37:23Where are you?
00:37:37Where are you?
00:37:48Hey! Hey! Run!
00:38:03Come on, he's coming!
00:38:05Come on, Eddie! Come on!
00:38:24Unit, come in.
00:38:25Is that you, Bo?
00:38:26Yeah, what is it?
00:38:27This is Frank.
00:38:28Oh, you in position?
00:38:29Yeah.
00:38:30Unit, come in.
00:38:31Yeah, what is it?
00:38:33We've got teams moving in from every possible entry point,
00:38:37pushing through, converging in these three main channels,
00:38:41such that there is only one possible exit, and that is here.
00:38:45What if he doesn't run?
00:38:46Don't worry.
00:38:47It will.
00:38:48Oh, Dr. Kendall.
00:38:50If you don't corner it, he'll be fine.
00:38:52Take the medicines.
00:38:54One bite at a time.
00:38:55David, we don't know how this thing is going to react, but maybe she can help us.
00:38:59All units are in position now.
00:39:01Thank you. Catch me in, please.
00:39:05This is Madison.
00:39:06John, this is Rudy. We're all ready.
00:39:08Look, I didn't believe you, and I'm sorry.
00:39:14Hey, where's any sleepover?
00:39:16All right, guys, this is Madison. Commence operation.
00:39:19Command center, this is unit one. We're pushing off.
00:39:23Unit two, pushing off.
00:39:26This is unit three, pushing off.
00:39:32This is unit four, pushing off.
00:39:57Madison, this is Harry. I'm still waiting for Clark.
00:39:59I can't raise him on my radio.
00:40:01There it is, about a quarter mile downstream of the waterfall.
00:40:04I'm still waiting for Clark. I can't raise him. Try him for me, will you?
00:40:11Madison? Madison!
00:40:30I don't know what happened, but I've passed the same spot three times now.
00:40:34Charlie six, you're just going to have to back up about 200 yards,
00:40:37make a southwest, and then a southerly turn.
00:40:39This is Clark.
00:40:41You know, I had one once when I was little. An alligator.
00:40:44I just monitor it and get it to call.
00:40:46My father.
00:40:47I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:40:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:40:51I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:40:53I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:40:55I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:40:58My father found it dead one day, though, so I didn't get to keep it very long.
00:41:02His name was Ramon.
00:41:07Actually, they're not very good pets.
00:41:09Snakes are a lot better.
00:41:11You're a weird kid, you know that?
00:41:12I'm not a kid.
00:41:14Everybody younger than me is a kid.
00:41:18I'm really sorry about your friend.
00:41:21It must have been a terrible thing to see.
00:41:27Madison.
00:41:49Madison, Charlie Three just called in from here.
00:41:51They'll be flushing about in five minutes.
00:41:53Yeah, but he's still in there.
00:41:55Where's he going to go?
00:41:56Where did he come from? That's what I'd like to know.
00:41:58Oh, Mayor, this is David Madison.
00:42:00He's heading up the operation.
00:42:04Here she comes.
00:42:05Ready position. Let's go.
00:42:08Get in position.
00:42:27Hold your fire!
00:42:30Hold your fire!
00:42:56David.
00:42:57We'd better go figure out what we're going to hand the press on this one.
00:43:00They missed it, Chief. I don't know how, but it's still in there.
00:43:03Come on, David. Let's get the hell out of here.
00:43:10Chief Clark, could you tell us what happened?
00:43:12Nothing. Nothing to say.
00:43:14Press conference in the morning.
00:43:16What did they say?
00:43:17Nothing.
00:43:18Nothing to say.
00:43:19Nothing to say.
00:43:20Nothing to say.
00:43:21Nothing to say.
00:43:22Nothing to say.
00:43:23Nothing to say.
00:43:24Nothing to say.
00:43:25Press conference in the morning.
00:43:55Come on! Come on, will you?
00:43:57Over here!
00:44:00Let's go! Come on!
00:44:06Stop!
00:44:24Stop!
00:44:36That's the one on the TV!
00:44:48Let's get out of here! Come on! Let's go!
00:44:54Come on!
00:45:25Help!
00:45:27Help!
00:45:30Help!
00:45:31Help!
00:45:33David!
00:45:35David!
00:45:40Help!
00:45:45Help!
00:45:49Help!
00:45:51Help!
00:45:52It's the alligator! It's the alligator, it's the alligator!
00:46:03I'm on the phone!
00:46:04But it's the alligator!
00:46:05I need a bed later!
00:46:06I'm sorry, honey, but kids are outside playing alligator and Joey's driving me mad.
00:46:11What was that? Oh yeah, Joey, come back here! Nobody's got my friend on him!
00:46:15Joey's driving me crazy!
00:46:22I'm on the phone!
00:46:23Look, I gave you 78 men, you got the National Guard,
00:46:51and he's still loose in my city!
00:46:53And look at the hole he made!
00:46:55He'll go for water.
00:46:56What?
00:46:57He'll go for water. He's expended a lot of energy, and he'll look for a place with water to rest.
00:47:01That's wonderful! We got rivers, we got canals, and we got that lake over there!
00:47:11The safety of the public is my job!
00:47:14Well, you've got no job unless I get reelected.
00:47:17Now look, this could generate a lot of good publicity,
00:47:19and I can't have your people fumble the ball for us. That's all.
00:47:23Give this lady an idea of how big he was. Just a guess.
00:47:26Is it as big as he is?
00:47:28You know an El Dorado?
00:47:30A car?
00:47:31No, a refrigerator. Of course a car.
00:47:33Wait a minute. You're saying it's as big as a car?
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:38Of course, you gotta add the tail.
00:47:40Of course, yeah.
00:47:51Look at the size of this thing!
00:47:57This is amazing. I mean, according to this, it should be 30 to 40 feet long.
00:48:02But it is an alligator.
00:48:05David, this is Colonel Brock.
00:48:12What the hell is that?
00:48:14We're setting off charges to see if we can bring him up.
00:48:19It's a wild animal, not a submarine.
00:48:23I've flown in Colonel Brock to take charge of the operation.
00:48:26Take charge?
00:48:27Yeah, well, he's hunted big game animals all over the world.
00:48:31It's a new ball game, David.
00:48:35What the hell do you expect me to do?
00:48:37You just stay out from under my feet.
00:48:44Start right now, guys.
00:48:47Now, look, Madison.
00:48:48You know, it's not his fault the alligator got loose.
00:48:51Who is this pretty girl?
00:48:54Oh, Colonel Brock, this is Dr. Kendall.
00:48:57She's the lizard lady.
00:49:00Well, now you can go back to your books.
00:49:03You'd better take all the help you can get.
00:49:05You know, I've seen what this animal can do.
00:49:07Well, if I couldn't get myself killed chasing it, what fun would it be?
00:49:13Get your alligator souvenir here.
00:49:15Hey, what's that? Alligator souvenir.
00:49:17Alligator souvenir.
00:49:19How about you, buddy? An Alexander for you? Take one home to the kitty.
00:49:22Alligator souvenir.
00:49:23Hey, how about it?
00:49:24Alligator souvenir.
00:49:25Alligator souvenir.
00:49:26Come and get your alligator.
00:49:28How about you, pal? We'll take a bite out of your car.
00:49:31Aren't you gonna get one, pal?
00:49:32Hey, see him shake, see him wiggle.
00:49:34Take him home, make you giggle.
00:49:36Alligator.
00:49:37Hey, sport, wanna see something?
00:49:41It's yours for 20.
00:49:45Great pet for kids.
00:49:46Feed him whatever's left on the table, throw some water on him.
00:49:49Double sauce.
00:49:50Ross, Stanley.
00:49:51Yeah?
00:49:52What's up?
00:49:53Bust this guy.
00:49:54For?
00:49:55For being a creep.
00:49:56Possession of an endangered species, anything you like.
00:49:58This is an attack on the free enterprise system.
00:50:01Communist!
00:50:06Hi, are we live on this thing?
00:50:07I believe so.
00:50:08Oh, nice. You're very pretty.
00:50:09But, uh, we're here to talk about alligators.
00:50:12Well, look, alligators respond to sound.
00:50:15They talk to each other, call each other.
00:50:19Listen.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:27That's the distress call of a young gator that's over its mother.
00:50:31Do they have a love call?
00:50:33Your alligator is a very romantic creature.
00:50:37It gets the itch with a cup of spring,
00:50:40and it'll give out with a sound, something like this.
00:50:49And that will attract another alligator?
00:50:51Well, I'm hoping so.
00:50:53I'm counting on it.
00:50:54I work, too, you know.
00:50:56I mean, I'm way behind on the classwork.
00:50:58I still have two experiments I have to get done.
00:51:00My dear young woman, it is still out there.
00:51:02They'll find it, and your great white hunter will shoot it,
00:51:05and that'll be the end of it.
00:51:07And you're not even curious how it got to be that size?
00:51:09I'll be there at the autopsy.
00:51:11Look, there's a couple of things I'm trying to put together.
00:51:14You're the only one I know who can tell me whether the pieces fit.
00:51:17If the thing works out, I'll buy you an iguana or something.
00:51:20I mean, you're pretty.
00:51:23That'd be great.
00:51:26It's a section from the pituitary of your lossa opsa.
00:51:30The dark blue globules indicate that it's been bombarded
00:51:33with some sort of hormone derivative.
00:51:35What'll that do?
00:51:37Well, in some cases, it'll make little dogs into big dogs.
00:51:40I'd put my money on somatropin,
00:51:42but if they've been throwing test animals down the sewer for years,
00:51:44there's no telling what combination our friend's been exposed to.
00:51:48Maybe he'll die of cancer.
00:51:56SIREN BLARES
00:52:06DOG BARKS
00:52:08SIREN BLARES
00:52:10DOG BARKS
00:52:12DOG BARKS
00:52:14DOG BARKS
00:52:16DOG BARKS
00:52:18DOG BARKS
00:52:43Jeez!
00:52:45He's a big one!
00:52:46What is it?
00:52:47Alligator spore.
00:52:48Don't step in it.
00:52:51The latest sighting was in the Marquette Hill section of the city,
00:52:54where the animal is believed to be still at large.
00:52:56Residents are warned to stay off the streets
00:52:59and are asked to report any of the sightings of the alligator immediately.
00:53:17SIREN BLARES
00:53:28And you work with progesterone as well?
00:53:30Sure. We tested them all.
00:53:32Got a cow.
00:53:33It's a calf.
00:53:35Big for a calf.
00:53:37Detective, the world has a food shortage problem.
00:53:39We're trying to do something about that.
00:53:41Yes, I understand you manufactured a synthetic form of testosterone.
00:53:45Yes, we had some success with that.
00:53:47Why didn't you market it?
00:53:49Several contraindications.
00:53:50The main one being that it tended to hyperexcite the organism's metabolic rate.
00:53:54What's that in plain English?
00:53:56It gave them an insatiable appetite.
00:54:00Look, Detective, I've got a lot of work to do.
00:54:02You got any more questions?
00:54:04Yeah.
00:54:05What would Slade Pharmaceutical pay for a hot Lassa Apso?
00:54:09CLICK
00:54:12Mayor, there's Slade here.
00:54:15We got a little problem here at the lab that you could be some help with.
00:54:19Chief.
00:54:21Chief.
00:54:23I got the goods on the alligator.
00:54:25David.
00:54:26The big guy over at Slade's, our dear mayor's buddy, is up to his eyeballs in it.
00:54:31I'll need your shield, David.
00:54:33You're off the force.
00:54:35What are you talking about?
00:54:37You're pushed too far.
00:54:39You didn't really expect me to work under that guy Brock, did you?
00:54:42It's out of my hands.
00:54:49Any more homicide?
00:54:54I need more.
00:55:07DOORBELL RINGS
00:55:38DOORBELL RINGS
00:55:58I got canned. Apparently we stepped on all the wrong toes.
00:56:02Well, can they do that?
00:56:03Sure they can do that. It's their town. They can do anything they want.
00:56:06Well, how do you feel?
00:56:08I was always worried they were going to can me anyway.
00:56:10Now that it happened, I feel wonderful.
00:56:13And what are you going to do?
00:56:16Go out there, I'm going to find that alligator and...
00:56:20I'm going to kick his ass.
00:56:23When do we start?
00:56:25Did you ever have any boyfriends?
00:56:27There was Stuart, who was president of the science club.
00:56:30Found himself a calculus teacher?
00:56:32In the ninth grade.
00:56:33And then of course there was Chester.
00:56:35He was into reptiles, like I was.
00:56:37Not supposed to.
00:56:39He was all right.
00:56:40But he started dissecting me.
00:56:45Yeah, here we are.
00:56:47This place?
00:56:48I know.
00:56:50Jesus, I haven't been in this place since I first started with the department.
00:56:53You know it.
00:56:54All right, this is where we're going to split up and take a look.
00:56:57What the hell are we looking for?
00:56:59Anything that looks like it doesn't belong here.
00:57:02Evidence of alligator nesting.
00:57:04I see like shoes, handbags, luggage.
00:57:07Right.
00:57:18All right, the shop is tied up there.
00:57:31All right.
00:57:49You all right?
00:57:50Yeah, I'm fine.
00:57:51It's just a dog.
00:57:53Jesus.
00:57:54I should say, there are other animals stashed around here too.
00:57:58I think this is home base.
00:58:01I think they'll try to come back here.
00:58:03If it can get back in the system, I think it'll sure try.
00:58:06Well, that settles it for me.
00:58:07I'm taking my vacation till this thing's over with.
00:58:10At least in Florida, they keep them in the swamps where they belong.
00:58:14Mr. Slade, I'd have to go to the city council for a reward.
00:58:17No, no, no, let's stop fussing about it.
00:58:19I'll put up the money.
00:58:20I'll put up the money.
00:58:21Listen, the wedding is tomorrow.
00:58:23I want you to pick up all this silver, all the tables, put them back the way it should be later.
00:58:27Look, that's very generous of you, Mr. Slade.
00:58:29Mayor, listen.
00:58:30We have got four products.
00:58:33Four products, pending with the Food and Drug Administration right now.
00:58:36Four products.
00:58:37And that's a lot of politics involved.
00:58:40Oh, I see. And if they traced it back to the company?
00:58:42You mean if they traced it back at us?
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:45Well, you'd be out of a job for one thing.
00:58:47Arthur.
00:58:49Mayor Ledoux.
00:58:51My future son-in-law.
00:58:53Arthur Hill.
00:58:54Oh, how do you do?
00:58:55Nice to meet you.
00:58:56Arthur is my number one boy.
00:58:58Oh, my number one boy.
00:59:01Yes, sir.
00:59:04Dinner time.
00:59:05Oh, yes, kiddo, yes.
00:59:08Can I get rid of this jacket, someone?
00:59:09Sure, drop it right there.
00:59:11This is Snaps.
00:59:12How do you do?
00:59:13This is Marissa.
00:59:14Okay, kid, all right, you hungry?
00:59:15Can I use your phone?
00:59:16Yeah, right here.
00:59:19What do you think, kid?
00:59:21A little bit of corn, beef, ash?
00:59:23Hello.
00:59:24Hello, Mom.
00:59:25I'm going to be late tonight.
00:59:27Mmm, good.
00:59:28That's it.
00:59:30Tonight's a school night.
00:59:31Now, what about your homework?
00:59:32Mom, I'm the teacher.
00:59:33I made this nice meatloaf for you.
00:59:35It was so good.
00:59:36Listen, I ironed your white blouse.
00:59:38I can't find that little purple skirt that goes with it.
00:59:40Now, what did I do with that?
00:59:42It's such a shame.
00:59:43All you should have done...
00:59:44Live with my mother.
00:59:45...if you would have come home on time,
00:59:47you would have had the best dinner...
00:59:50All right, you cowboys!
00:59:52We're going to make you watch this play!
00:59:55Yeah, you hell of a bunch for stealing all our gold!
00:59:58What made a shot shoot you up in a little tiny basin?
01:00:03See it?
01:00:04You haven't got any guns.
01:00:06I'll take that!
01:00:07Ha!
01:00:08Get up, right now!
01:00:11Go right now.
01:00:12Walk!
01:00:13Walk the play!
01:00:14Donald!
01:00:15Donald!
01:00:16Donald!
01:00:18Donald!
01:00:23Donald!
01:00:43Feel better?
01:00:44Much.
01:00:47You know, when I first met you,
01:00:48I thought you were one of those real tight asses.
01:00:51You did.
01:00:52No, you were wrong, weren't you?
01:00:54When I first met you,
01:00:55I thought you were someone whose apartment would look just like this.
01:00:59You're quite right.
01:01:00One of these days, I'm going to shovel it out.
01:01:03However...
01:01:04Marissa...
01:01:06Look...
01:01:08We're going to go to dinner now, right?
01:01:10Right.
01:01:11And all the while, I'm going to be wondering
01:01:13whether or not you're going to come back and spend the night with me.
01:01:16What?
01:01:18That's not exactly an answer.
01:01:21See, if I have to eat food and I'm worried about yes or no,
01:01:24it sort of hyper-excites my metabolic rate.
01:01:27Oh.
01:01:33Can I take this as a definitive yes?
01:01:36Yes.
01:01:39We're so down soon.
01:01:42You guys know the neighborhood.
01:01:44Every expedition needs its bearings.
01:01:47Native guides.
01:01:49What's in it for us?
01:01:50Ten dollars?
01:01:51A day?
01:01:52A piece?
01:01:53Oh, you're wild.
01:01:57I get 20.
01:02:00The local chieftain.
01:02:06I was looking at the guest book, checking the license plate.
01:02:09I was looking at the guest book, checking the license plate numbers.
01:02:12This guy comes up behind me, sticks this thing in the back of my neck,
01:02:14says he's going to blow my brains out.
01:02:17Took my gun, gave it to somebody else who was hiding.
01:02:20Made me lay on the desk face down.
01:02:24I heard yelling upstairs and shots.
01:02:27The guy behind me ran. I couldn't move.
01:02:29It was like my legs were gone.
01:02:32When I finally turned around, Jerry was coming down the stairs.
01:02:35He was dying.
01:02:37They had a gun on you.
01:02:39He had a roll of pennies he took out of the cash box.
01:02:43The only gun they had was mine, the one I shot Jerry with.
01:02:47How could you know?
01:02:51I froze.
01:02:53There's a heavy penalty in this life of fear.
01:02:58You can't blame yourself for surviving.
01:03:01Hank?
01:03:06What are you doing?
01:03:10Look, I'm fighting male parent baldness.
01:03:13I'm a little sensitive on the subject. I hope you don't mention it again.
01:03:20This is it.
01:03:24I call it Booger Alley.
01:03:27They said they heard heavy breathing.
01:03:29Where's it lead to?
01:03:30It leads out by the railroad track.
01:03:32Give me my rifle.
01:03:41We better go and look around.
01:03:43Who is we?
01:03:45The bearers followed the hunter into the land.
01:03:48They backed him up.
01:03:50Is that right?
01:03:52Not in this jungle, mister.
01:03:54We'll see you on the other side.
01:03:56No backbone?
01:03:57Must be the environment.
01:03:59Amen.
01:04:04Oh, what the fuck?
01:04:06Y'all wait for me here, man.
01:04:29Fuck.
01:04:59Fuck.
01:05:30Shit.
01:05:31Gun?
01:05:59Help!
01:06:12Come on, let's split.
01:06:25Study history and psychology.
01:06:27When I got done, I decided I was going to be a cop.
01:06:30But I always wanted to be, and I became a cop. Thank you.
01:06:34You know what Freud says about that?
01:06:36What's he say?
01:06:38He said the police want to punish society for their own illicit desires.
01:06:43This guy never did the kamikaze shift in East St. Louis.
01:06:47Probably not.
01:06:48Speaking of illicit desires...
01:06:51Hiya, Madison.
01:06:53Hey, Ferdie, Ash, how you doing?
01:06:55Thought you guys would be out beating the bushes for Jungle Jim.
01:06:58No, he just scraped him up over at Marquette Hill.
01:07:01What?
01:07:02Brock?
01:07:03Wasn't much of him left.
01:07:05Pulling a double ship looking for that damned animal.
01:07:09Tough break about the job, Madison.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:13Jesus.
01:07:15It's his own fault.
01:07:19I understand how you must feel.
01:07:22Don't understand me so quick.
01:07:25Fine?
01:07:28No.
01:07:45Yeah.
01:07:52Your mom will be waiting.
01:07:55Yeah.
01:08:21Die!
01:08:43No!
01:08:47Die!
01:08:52Shelly.
01:09:15She'll be down in a minute.
01:09:17The person just hates to get out of bed in the morning.
01:09:19Oh, some days I used to go up there.
01:09:21She was sleeping so peaceful.
01:09:23I just didn't want to wake her up.
01:09:24She'd get so mad at me.
01:09:26Because, of course, she didn't want to go to school.
01:09:28And then I'd make her some cookies.
01:09:29And we'd watch Dave's Fire Alive until Bill, my husband, came home.
01:09:33And then we would...
01:09:35I've been looking all over for that rosary.
01:09:38There it is.
01:09:39God rest his soul.
01:09:42You know what he used to say to me?
01:09:45Sleeping too much leads to an early grave.
01:09:49It worked just the opposite for him, though.
01:09:52God rest his soul.
01:09:55Do you know I have an evil eye?
01:09:58Bet you can't tell which one it is.
01:10:01Is it this one?
01:10:04Or is it this one?
01:10:08Did you like that?
01:10:10What's your name?
01:10:11Madeline.
01:10:13Can I give you a cup of coffee?
01:10:15No, I got some.
01:10:17You really make yourself at home, don't you?
01:10:19Good morning, David.
01:10:20Ava.
01:10:21Hi.
01:10:22Hi.
01:10:24I came to apologize.
01:10:26What for?
01:10:28You name it, I apologize for it.
01:10:31Don't forget tonight's a school night, Marissa.
01:10:34You, uh, want to see my rock collection?
01:10:43Yeah, well, what do you need me for?
01:10:45What does anybody need anybody for?
01:10:47You're the country's leading herpetologist.
01:10:48You have a wonderful mind.
01:10:49A doctorate degree in beautiful tits.
01:10:52I find this all fairly confusing.
01:10:55There's nothing to be confused about.
01:10:56I know I'm a pain in the ass sometimes,
01:10:57but anything worth having is going to be trouble.
01:11:00That is, unless you want to go live with the turtles.
01:11:03Are you going to come with me?
01:11:05Well, we'll see.
01:11:06Well, we'll see.
01:11:09The sightings indicate he's been moving east.
01:11:11If he continues in that direction, he's going to hit the canal.
01:11:15If we wait downstream, he's going to come right to us.
01:11:18Then what happens?
01:11:20Well, I could bring my mother.
01:11:22She could talk him to death.
01:11:24No, I don't want to talk to Madison!
01:11:26Things are crazy enough as they are!
01:11:29Look, just let me know when the state troopers are ready.
01:11:34Dammit!
01:11:36He's not hiding in the bushes!
01:11:41All right, I see we've got a lock in the canal here
01:11:42about a mile above the river.
01:11:44That's maybe two miles from where we are right now.
01:11:46Right.
01:11:47But if the lock's closed, he's going to leave the river.
01:11:50What's he going to do when he gets out?
01:11:53I guess that depends on what's in his way.
01:11:59Holy shit!
01:12:02That's him, off the port.
01:12:15Where'd he go?
01:12:19There he is!
01:12:44Get me the hell out of here!
01:12:46Get me out!
01:12:48Out!
01:13:14Get me out!
01:13:34Get me out!
01:13:36Get me out!
01:13:45How far down the canal?
01:13:48About half up to the river.
01:13:50Okay, now get me whatever's available
01:13:53and get it up to Shady Point by the Slade Mansion.
01:13:56We'll work it from there.
01:13:59Nothing!
01:14:00Listen, did you see which way it went?
01:14:01He walked out down there about 200 yards.
01:14:03Which side?
01:14:05This side.
01:14:06Let's go.
01:14:07You been here before?
01:14:08You bet.
01:14:09And it's great for Slade Mansion.
01:14:15It's great.
01:14:31When I was a kid, a long time ago,
01:14:33I used to go in that back forty there
01:14:35and I'd cut down one of those green hickories.
01:14:38Hickory?
01:14:39I would soak it in water, two, three weeks, four weeks at a time, and now you go out and
01:14:47then you build yourself a great big deep bed of charcoal, like that, and then you pick
01:14:56your hickory, you know, put your hickory loose here, right on top, not too much of it or
01:15:01it should drown out your fire.
01:15:03And then that aroma, that aroma starts, you can smell it, it's beautiful, it's permeated
01:15:09by that, that's really lovely.
01:15:39Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that,
01:15:46look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that,
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01:18:11Jesus Christ. Where is it?
01:18:13Where is it?
01:18:26Storm drain
01:18:30You're right he's headed back to the sewer and we know exactly where to find
01:18:35David! David! I need your help! David!
01:18:51All right let's say I give myself two minutes on the timer
01:18:53let the chief know where I'm coming up and make sure that manhole is clear
01:18:56Got it
01:19:35So
01:19:55Huh
01:22:35Hey, you prick!
01:22:55Hey!
01:22:57Hey!
01:22:59Let me out!
01:23:09You've got to move your car!
01:23:10It's a garbage truck!
01:23:11Back it up!
01:23:12Move it!
01:23:13Hey!
01:23:14It's a garbage truck!
01:23:15No!
01:23:16Back it up!
01:23:17Lady, you've got to move your car.
01:23:18There's somebody underneath.
01:23:19What are you talking about?
01:23:20Hey, you asshole!
01:23:21Move it!
01:23:22Get over!
01:23:24Move it!
01:23:25Get over!
01:23:27Move it!
01:23:28Move it!
01:23:29Move it!
01:23:30Move it!
01:23:31Move it!
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01:23:55Move it!
01:24:22You'll live.
01:24:23You'll live.
01:24:24You'll live.
01:24:25Any sign of him?
01:24:26Only pieces.
01:24:27Yeah, you believe me now.
01:24:28No dream.
01:24:30When did I ever doubt you?
01:24:34I think I'm going to lock you up with her mother.
01:24:36How about that?
01:24:38Her mother?
01:24:40Think your mother would go for something like that?
01:24:41Yeah, she might.
01:24:43She goes for that increasingly high forehead look.
01:24:47I think it runs in the family.
01:24:48Yeah.
01:24:49We got him.
01:24:51We sure did.
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