Aadha Cup Chai | Stand Up Comedy by Rahul Dua | Part 1 (2024)
Rahul Dua's HILARIOUS Aadha Cup Chai Comedy Special (2024)
Get ready to laugh out loud with Rahul Dua's Aadha Cup Chai Comedy Special! In this hilarious stand-up comedy performance, Rahul brings his unique perspective to everyday life, all served with a generous dose of humor. This is Part 1 of his 2024 special, where he explores relatable scenarios, cultural quirks, and the little things in life that make us chuckle.
Join Rahul as he takes you on a comedic journey filled with witty observations and side-splitting anecdotes. Perfect for fans of stand-up comedy and anyone in need of a good laugh, this show promises to brighten your day! Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hilarious content from Rahul Dua.
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Get ready to laugh like never before because Rahul Dua's Aadha Cup Chai is packed with jokes that will have you rolling on the floor!
Rahul Dua's HILARIOUS Aadha Cup Chai Comedy Special (2024)
Get ready to laugh out loud with Rahul Dua's Aadha Cup Chai Comedy Special! In this hilarious stand-up comedy performance, Rahul brings his unique perspective to everyday life, all served with a generous dose of humor. This is Part 1 of his 2024 special, where he explores relatable scenarios, cultural quirks, and the little things in life that make us chuckle.
Join Rahul as he takes you on a comedic journey filled with witty observations and side-splitting anecdotes. Perfect for fans of stand-up comedy and anyone in need of a good laugh, this show promises to brighten your day! Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hilarious content from Rahul Dua.
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Get ready to laugh like never before because Rahul Dua's Aadha Cup Chai is packed with jokes that will have you rolling on the floor!
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00:00Allow me to jog your memory a little, a little.
00:10Do you guys remember how we welcomed COVID in India?
00:12Do you guys remember that?
00:13Thali wali peeti humne.
00:14Thaliyan peeti.
00:15Pandemic chal raha hai.
00:16Go karu na, go.
00:17Humne thaliyan peeti.
00:18Humne dhoohan batti jalaya hai.
00:19When Hon'ble Prime Minister decided to be HR for one day, he gave us engagement activities
00:39to boost citizen morale.
00:42So at that point in time, both my brother and I, we were in Mumbai and our parents were
00:46in hometown, which is Ludhiana, Punjab.
00:48So we decided to fly back to our hometown, because if you remember, first wave mein,
00:52elderly were very prone to the virus.
00:54I remember that feeling of love and care that we went back home with.
00:58Ki gharwala ko thoda khayal lakhenge, thoda social distancing, thoda mask, thoda sanitizer
01:02unko batayenge.
01:03I remember that feeling of love and care that we went back home with.
01:07Do din mein wo feeling change hogi, do.
01:12I'm not kidding, my mom, my mom is a very well-learned, very well-educated woman.
01:42She's a double PhD.
01:45Her first subject is organic chemistry.
01:49And her second subject is sarcasm and taunt.
01:58And for some reason, she decides to practice the second one.
02:01Achhi wali chemistry lecturer ki naukri lage bhi hithyaag di, ghari passion follow karenge.
02:09Hum bhi banenge entrepreneur.
02:11Ladka toh chalaye gaye, hum bhi jayenge shark tank.
02:20Meri maa roj uth jaate hain subah 5 baje, daily 5 a.m. she wakes up.
02:26Koi unko bataye ki baat lockdown chalta hai.
02:29Na kaam lene wala, koi na dene wala.
02:31Aaj kal murge 8-9 bane uth rahe hain.
02:35Aap Pandur ke kisko bang de rahi ho?
02:38Nahin uth jayenge.
02:39Achha, khud uth jayenge, wo fir bhi theek hai ek baar ko.
02:43Expect bhi yahi karenge.
02:45Ki inki aulad jo hai, wo bhi jaldi uthe.
02:49Aap aulad apna pishri raat ko Netflix and chill karke soi hai.
02:52Aulad uth rahi raham se 10-11 baje.
02:54Majaak nahi kar, shakal baad mein dekhte hai taunt pehle.
02:57Ladka 11-11 aankh malta kamre se baar raha hai.
02:59Kare, wa wa wa.
03:03Bete good afternoon, good afternoon.
03:05Good afternoon.
03:08Dekho kaun hain?
03:10Shahenshah-e-Aalam aa rahe hain.
03:13Bete, correct me if I am wrong.
03:16I think it is too soon.
03:19For tomorrow morning.
03:22Jehar, kusum aur ke koi.
03:23Chai nahi, koi naashta nahi, koi smile nahi, kuch nahi.
03:26Sabse pehle milta jhoot.
03:29Maa sobh-sobh uthayenge, beta uth ja.
03:30Baara baiye, baara baiye.
03:35Main uthunga, main ka baara baiye.
03:38Garhi mein time dekho.
03:40Paon-e-saat.
03:46Duniya se kya expect, saghi maa dhoke baaye humari.
03:50Phir humne karna tha, work from home.
03:52Toh humne ji ghar pe lagwaya, high speed internet.
03:56Chaar antennae wala.
04:01Jab se humne ghar pe lagwaya, high speed internet.
04:03Aur jab se humne, mummy ko diya hai, Netflix ke account ka password.
04:09Wo aurat bhool gayi.
04:12Ki wo ek maa bhi hai.
04:15Behisa, andha Netflix.
04:18Actually, mummy ne Netflix dekha nahi.
04:21Mummy Netflix chaata hai.
04:24English, Hindi, Punjabi.
04:26Movies, web series, documentaries.
04:29Khatam karke.
04:30Khatam karke.
04:32Aaj kal Korean dekh rahi hain.
04:38Aur TV yaha lagaya na.
04:40Toh saari Korean web series dekh rahi hain, aise.
04:43Subtitle padhi hai nahi, upar koi aara jaara, koi matlab nahi.
04:49Koi ne hosh nahi hai, na khaane ka, na peene ka.
04:52Na posture ka.
04:54Us din maine apni saghi maa, mermaid bani bhi dekhi hai.
04:57Aise dekha nahi, kya kya kya kya karahi ho?
05:01Kya karahi ho, Jalpari?
05:05Umer ka nahi, kamar ka ilihaaj kar lo thode.
05:09Teacher hai na, inko lag raha hai syllabus hai.
05:14Saara khatam karna, end mein exam honga.
05:23Itna Netflix dekha hai, usdin tupahar mein Netflix se phone ko dekhi.
05:26He said, listen aunty, I have 4 movies, should I buy them from Amazon?
05:31I ran out of money.
05:37See, while I've said this for the sake of the joke that my family can't get COVID,
05:42but you also know that COVID doesn't pick and choose.
05:45It just happens.
05:46COVID is like love.
05:50I mean, all I know is that by chance, if my family gets COVID,
05:54God forbid, God forbid, but if by chance my family gets COVID,
05:58then they won't even be able to make antibodies.
06:03They won't be able to do the antibody program.
06:05Because for antibodies, you need a white blood cell.
06:08In the blood.
06:10You need a lump of blood.
06:12My family doesn't have a blood flow.
06:14They're sucking it, I don't know where it's going.
06:17They don't have a blood flow.
06:19Why? Because they have tea.
06:24Right?
06:26All our family members are crazy about tea.
06:30When I reach home, they say I'm not crazy.
06:32They call me a drunkard.
06:38By God, they don't get an hour's tea by shaking their hands.
06:42This is completely trustworthy.
06:43So it's their problem.
06:44They've grinded the tea leaves.
06:46This isn't right.
06:55They want tea at every opportunity.
06:58If you want to wake up in the morning and open your eyes, you want tea.
07:01If you want to sleep at night and close your eyes, you want tea.
07:04Does your head hurt?
07:05No.
07:06Don't you want to go to the toilet?
07:07No.
07:08Multiple output, same input.
07:10How is this possible?
07:15I asked the other people,
07:16if you have four people and four people are tea lovers,
07:19how much tea do you make in approximately one day?
07:22They said, ballpark, 10-12 cups.
07:27I said, LOL.
07:31In our house, the SI unit to measure tea is completely different.
07:35In our house, tea is made in litres.
07:38By making litres of tea,
07:41we fill our hot water bottles in the morning.
07:45We keep pouring straws all day.
07:48We have tea hookahs.
07:49How is this happening in our house?
07:51Mom and dad are roaming around.
07:54Too much.
07:57This addiction has increased so much
07:59that they have come up with a scheme
08:02to consume more tea more efficiently.
08:05This phenomenon, this scheme
08:07is called
08:09half a cup of tea.
08:14For those of you not familiar with the language,
08:15it is Punjabi
08:16and it means
08:17half a cup of tea.
08:20Friends, allow me to ask you one question.
08:23One question.
08:25What is the similarity between
08:27half a cup of tea
08:30and
08:31a unicorn?
08:35It doesn't exist.
08:41The concept of half a cup of tea is a myth.
08:44It does not exist because
08:45half a cup of tea
08:46is never half a cup of tea.
08:49It is always
08:50a little less than half a cup of tea.
08:54And
08:55if a single person has asked for tea,
08:58it should be made only for him.
09:02As soon as the tea leaves boil in the water,
09:05it comes like ghee
09:06that add some milk to it.
09:10Friends, thank you very much
09:11for reaching this far
09:12and watching my stand-up video.
09:14This short 10-minute video
09:15is a part of my one-hour comedy special.
09:18So, if you liked this 10-minute video,
09:20imagine how much it would have made a scene in an hour.
09:22My first ever comedy special,
09:23Oh Hello,
09:24is streaming on Insider
09:25from 4th October
09:26till 20th October.
09:27You have to go to Insider.in,
09:29buy my special ticket
09:30and sit at home
09:31on your laptop,
09:32on your phone,
09:33on your TV,
09:34with your friends,
09:35family members,
09:36with anyone,
09:37you have to watch my special
09:38in that streaming window
09:39and do let me know
09:40how you liked it.
09:41Also,
09:42in that streaming window,
09:43you can enjoy the special
09:44with any different groups.
09:46So, do watch it.
09:47And before you leave,
09:48you can see my live show tickets
09:49on your screen.
09:51India,
09:52Australia,
09:53New Zealand,
09:54UK,
09:55Europe,
09:56US,
09:57Canada,
09:58Dubai,
09:59all across the globe.
10:00I'm travelling with a brand new show
10:01which is very different
10:02from Oh Hello.
10:03So, you can buy the tickets
10:04and meet me there.
10:05Meet me on Insider
10:06or on live shows.
10:07I'll catch you somewhere.
10:08Take care.