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00:00Well, we're back in the workroom, and I am buzzing off my second win, and I can feel
00:13that crown landing on my head. I need it.
00:16Congratulations.
00:17Yay! I'm a Snatch Game winner, baby!
00:24I don't understand how your mind works so quickly. I don't understand. It's a gift.
00:29It's a gift of being a gobby cow. Speaking of gobby cows.
00:34You won last week, and now you're low. How do you feel?
00:38I mean, I'm not going to lie. It did feel like a loss of momentum.
00:42Shut the fuck up.
00:45I want to say I felt seen, but not heard.
00:48Oh my God!
00:51I feel a bit rattled after my Snatch Game.
00:55You're low, you're low, you're low, you're low, you're low, you're low, you're low.
01:00But I'm absolutely stepping up this week because the week before the Snatch Game, I had won,
01:05and I want to go back to that happy place.
01:07I'm really sad that Gala's gone. Obviously, I didn't want you to go either, but that was
01:10my favorite lip sync in the entire history of RuPaul's Drag Race.
01:13You bet. She was howling.
01:16I've never had a laugh like that in a lip sync since we talked, and you were like, put
01:20your voice in the backseat or whatever.
01:22Yes, in the boot.
01:23I've decided to have fun and not be up in my head, but I've had so much fun and everything
01:28feels so right.
01:29But baby, you milked that lip sync.
01:31That wasn't a very organic joke.
01:33Well, it was A-grade.
01:34Oh my God. I'm getting out of drag fun, babe. I'm leaving.
01:40Yay!
01:41It's a new day in the workroom, and oh my goodness, there's seven of us left. I'm looking
01:48around the room. This is definitely not the group that I was completely expecting when
01:51we first walked in. Regardless, I'm still not bothered by any of these bitches.
01:56Oh my God, Gala. It's gone.
01:59What are we going to look at now? God, look at the room. Just a bunch of cross-dressers.
02:04Disgusting.
02:05I'm still here.
02:06I'm still here.
02:07Oh my God.
02:08Vanity Vain is officially the cockroach of global all-stars. We just can't get rid of
02:13her.
02:14All jokes aside, I won over Eva, and then I sent home Miranda, and I just sent Gala
02:19home. Am I the lip-sync assassin of the season?
02:22Well, what do we think this week's challenge is going to be? We had Snatch Game last week.
02:26What about a marketing challenge?
02:28No, another comedy challenge. You won't win for the third time.
02:31Yes, I do.
02:36I would love another comedy challenge. Come on, let's get two wins in a row.
02:42Comedy is like coffee. It's best served dark, piping hot, and good till the last mic drop.
02:52Another comedy challenge. No.
02:55RuPaul, we need to talk. Come, sit with me. We need to talk.
02:59Yes, come on.
03:01So I'm looking around the room. I notice that only me and Kitty are jumping up teenage school
03:05girls. The rest of them look really worried, and they should be, because after the reading
03:08challenge, bitch, they could all go home today.
03:12Hello, hello, hello.
03:20Oh my God.
03:21My global all-stars.
03:23Hello.
03:24Hello.
03:25At this point in the competition, you could probably all use a little pick-me-up.
03:30Please.
03:31For this week's maxi challenge, it's nation versus nation.
03:36As you star in a rich international roast.
03:40Wow.
03:45I know nothing about roasts, but my dad makes some mean rotisserie, and that's what I'm
03:52going to go for. Thank you very much.
03:54Hashtag global all-stars.
03:57And later today, you'll be treated to a master class in roasting by a surprise guest.
04:05Lord knows I need that. I am getting a little worried.
04:10I hope that I can do well or just be safe.
04:13Now, Kitty, since you won last week's maxi challenge, you get to decide the roast performance
04:19order.
04:20Oh.
04:21There's definitely like a sense of pressure. Now I'm like setting the order.
04:25Kitty, you want to mess up?
04:26She's my best friend now.
04:28Oh, I've got power over these girls.
04:30And tomorrow on the runway, category is Blow Me A Way.
04:36Yes.
04:38For you, you need to serve an outfit that comes alive in the wind.
04:43All-stars, start your engines and may the best global glamazon win.
04:57The vibe in the workroom this morning is laser focus.
05:01This is the roast. This is a huge challenge.
05:04All right, Tessa Marie, Sue Louise.
05:07Now, Miss Alyssa, how are you feeling about this roast, girl?
05:10I'm thinking, oh, the gods above that I get a second chance.
05:14I know everybody saw me in season five do a roast because I roasted my damn self.
05:20This was the best bunch of people you could get to come judge. Can I get a gay man?
05:26But I got a different plan.
05:27You plan on changing this now, girl?
05:29I'm going to write my material and I'm actually going to read the material.
05:33Wait, did you do a roast on your season?
05:34No, I didn't get this far.
05:37You didn't?
05:38No.
05:39Will you teach me how to be evil, Miss Alyssa?
05:41Because I don't know how to be evil.
05:42Now, what on God's green earth makes you think that I know how to do that?
05:47I've always been that motherly role, always been a mentor, a coach.
05:51And Tessa's a handful, but she's a good time gal.
05:54And I will gladly and proudly accept the job.
05:58I came to this competition to reclaim my time and grab my crown.
06:03And I interacted with you.
06:04That's how she's closing the doors.
06:11These jokes are coming to me so naturally.
06:13Literally, I'm looking at these girls and I'm like, I mean, the jokes write themselves at this point.
06:17I won the reading challenge. This should be a piece of cake.
06:20Oh, I love a roast. I was top two on my season.
06:23I'm excited to get back at it.
06:25How are you feeling?
06:27Are you nervous?
06:28I'm a little nervous.
06:30I did a roast in my season and it went horribly and I was in the bottom.
06:34Brooklyn Heights.
06:35Bitch, I am so scared to roast you in this environmental crisis because
06:39what if the ozone layer makes more holes with all the chemicals burning off?
06:44So I'm not very excited for this challenge.
06:47Stand-up comedy and roasts kind of don't make sense in my head.
06:50Right.
06:51I'm a little nervous.
06:52OK, well, that should be fun.
06:57Like, what do you do if, let's say, one joke doesn't land and the rest do?
06:59You just carry on.
07:00You just keep going.
07:01Last week in Snatch Game when you were Zeus, you had, like, this air of confidence around you,
07:06which was like, I'd never seen that in you before.
07:08I haven't either, to be honest, yeah.
07:10Whatever advice I give to Pythia is useless because she's not funny full stop.
07:14Maybe you need to kill off Pythia and then just be Zeus full time.
07:17Maybe I should be a drank king.
07:19I'm sitting with Nelly, I'm sitting with Vanity, noticing very empty pages on their slides.
07:23I think I'm writing really good jokes.
07:25I'm just going to continue to let the hate flow.
07:27How are you feeling?
07:28Did you do roasts in your seasons?
07:29No.
07:30We do it in the drug race, Italy, but it's not an Italian thing.
07:34No.
07:35Really?
07:36Yeah.
07:37Because I really find you very rude.
07:38No, I'm not.
07:40I start to understand the Queen Con humour.
07:44You're a bitch.
07:45I'm so cute.
07:48I'm so cute.
07:51And she roasts me all the time, but good for me because I can take some jokes and use it for me.
07:59How about you, Miss Sweden?
08:00No, I've never done a roast, but I'm excited.
08:02I think I'm going to stick to what I know.
08:05And instead of writing just jokes, I think I might have a song in my head that I want to do.
08:10You want to write a song?
08:11Yeah.
08:12I choose to sing just because it's more like my comfort zone and it hasn't been done before.
08:16You've also got really funny physical comedy.
08:18That was the thing about the lip sync.
08:19Yeah, but that's what I want to bring.
08:21Yeah, you already won with a bad song, so go ahead.
08:32Have you decided the roast order?
08:35Maybe.
08:36Maybe not.
08:38I just hope she doesn't put me first or last.
08:41I absolutely would hate that position.
08:43The thing is, I want the show to be good.
08:46I would like to do one really good person.
08:48Start with someone really amazing.
08:50And to put yourself first when you have that power.
08:53Would you not?
08:54Absolutely not.
08:55Where would you put yourself?
08:56I don't know.
08:57Maybe somewhere in the middle?
08:58No, because then you get forgotten about.
09:00You have a strong opening and a strong closing.
09:02I want to open the roast, and I know Queen would be fab to close the roast.
09:06So those positions are set.
09:07And then everyone else, it's just like good and bad, one after the other after the other.
09:12We have somebody plotting and scheming over there.
09:14What do you think?
09:15Oh, Miss Kitty has all the powers.
09:16We see you, Miss Kitty.
09:17Miss Kitten.
09:18Plotting and scheming.
09:19I don't know what you're talking about.
09:20Girl, you want all the powers over there to make you, and you know the order matters.
09:23I'm crossing my fingers that I'm right in the middle.
09:26I don't want to start it off.
09:27I don't want to finish it.
09:28I want to be right there after a few.
09:31Well, what would you think of the order?
09:32Where would you want to go?
09:33If I was you, I'm opening the show.
09:35Follow this act, you herd of cattle.
09:37That's what I'm thinking.
09:38But are you going first so you can have all the original jokes first?
09:42Well, there are always original jokes with me, darling.
09:45I don't know about that, Miss Kitty.
09:46Because Miss Thing, the reading challenge was giving more like stock reads.
09:50Wow.
09:52Can you please give us the order?
09:54Yes.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:57Oh, did you do it?
09:58Yes, I did.
10:03Mind your own fucking business.
10:04You'll find out when you find out.
10:05Oh, no.
10:06Kitty.
10:11Hello, all stars.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:15Hello.
10:16Hi.
10:17Lovely Graham.
10:18Oh, Graham was a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
10:20So I've got a special place in my heart for our Graham.
10:23Should we gather and talk through what you're going to do and all of that?
10:26And there's coffee.
10:27I brought coffee.
10:28Thank you so much.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30Graham is absolutely hilarious.
10:31I hope you can give me some good tips that will keep me out of the bottom.
10:34Cheers.
10:35Cheers.
10:36Cheers.
10:37OK, we've all got coffee.
10:38We do.
10:39Yes.
10:40Yes.
10:41I hate to see you leave.
10:43I hate watching you walk away.
10:47Now, there's just seven of you left.
10:49How's it been going?
10:50Oh, it's been fun.
10:51Really good.
10:52We've been having fun.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Yeah.
10:55OK, how many winners do I have here?
10:56How many people have won?
10:57Oh, Nelly.
10:59I win a mini challenge.
11:01It's something.
11:02It's always so tragic when people are like, I won a mini challenge.
11:07I'm still the only one without a win.
11:10But after the snatch game, I proved to the judges that I can do everything.
11:15So, maybe this week is my time.
11:18Now, in Italy, we don't do roast.
11:20It's something that we don't have.
11:22But more than funny, I think I'm delusional.
11:24So.
11:25OK, that works.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Yeah.
11:28I don't know Tessa.
11:29Yes.
11:30So, are you a comedy queen?
11:31Are you?
11:32You know, to be determined.
11:33OK.
11:34To be determined.
11:35This is my first time doing a roast, actually.
11:37Oh, OK.
11:38Yeah.
11:40I'm very worried about how I'm going to deliver these jokes.
11:45So, we'll see how that turns out.
11:47How many roasts have you done, Alyssa?
11:49I've only done one.
11:50Really?
11:51I roast myself on a daily, though.
11:52So.
11:53And now, in my mind, I thought it was hilarious.
11:56I think I cursed everybody out in the building and they had to cut me off.
12:00And when my mic went off, I said, it's not working.
12:03The night they said, no, baby, your time is up.
12:06I know Rue and Michelle have high expectations of me.
12:09I know that I have to be on my A, Alyssa game in this roast.
12:16So, you're an old ad.
12:17You're feeling confident.
12:18Oh, well, down under, we roast each other under the tables.
12:21We go in for blood.
12:22Like, we'll go in, we'll twist the blade, we'll pull it out, and the blood will, like,
12:25and then we'll chuck salt at it, rub it in, and then we'll sit there and laugh at you
12:29as you bleed to death.
12:30I was saying to the girls, I said, well, how do you girls, like, air your dirty laundry
12:33when you're, you know, when you have beef?
12:34Do you just bitch about each other behind their backs?
12:36Probably.
12:38But the funny thing I think about roasts is funny is key.
12:41So, worry about the funny more than anything else.
12:44Some of you might feel going into this, oh, you know, my English isn't as good
12:49or I don't write jokes.
12:51Make those weaknesses strengths, I would say.
12:54Miss Pathira is looking attentively and she's got her notepad out
12:57and she's writing furiously.
12:58But you know what?
12:59I don't think she's getting it.
13:01And then the classic thing is try to make us believe you're having fun.
13:05But you should be enjoying it because, like I say, you wanted to be here.
13:09No one forced you here.
13:10No one got a pig brought out and got, no, you get in there.
13:13You wanted to be here.
13:14You wanted to do this.
13:15Do you have any questions about this sort of thing?
13:17Are you having any doubts about your material?
13:20Oh, well, how do you not get cancelled?
13:21It's hard to navigate, like, with how sensitive people are these days.
13:24Well, I mean, I think you'll know yourself because you, you know,
13:27you're all working queens, so you know what audience is like.
13:30Right.
13:31You know, I think in the end, if we're laughing, you're good.
13:34You don't get cancelled if people are laughing.
13:36You get cancelled if people are looking worried.
13:39And ashen.
13:41Oh, yeah.
13:42So, Giddy, how did you pick the order?
13:44Well, all I knew is I wanted to go first.
13:46OK.
13:47Because why not start with the best one?
13:49All right, Giddy.
13:50OK, OK.
13:51And then I thought, the rest is shit, so let's just chuck them on in there.
13:54So I'm going to do me and then Vanity.
13:57She can't deliver a joke for love nor money,
13:59so she's going to be a valley.
14:01And then Pythia, not a funny lady.
14:03So it'll just emphasise the fact that I was fantastic.
14:06Then going to Alyssa, then Nelly, then Tessa, then Queen.
14:09Oh, yes.
14:10OK.
14:11That's not just random, is it?
14:13No, I was thinking, OK, we need, like, peaks and valleys with this.
14:16Who are the peaks and who are the valleys?
14:18Well, we will see.
14:19We shall see.
14:20But it just so happens that I'll go first.
14:22LAUGHTER
14:23She puts me after her because coming up with jokes is not my strong suit,
14:28but what I'm good at is writing lyrics.
14:32Well, talking to you, you're all funny,
14:34so you should be funny tonight.
14:36So I guess the only bit of comedy advice left is, don't fuck it up.
14:40All right, and I'll see you later.
14:42Oh, Pit Crew!
14:43I can't travel alone.
14:45All right, we'll see you later.
14:47No more laughing.
14:49Come on, Mugwell, we're out of here.
14:51Bye, man, I love you.
14:53Oh, fuck.
14:54Fuck!
14:55I am confident enough in my comedic abilities
14:58that it doesn't matter where you are placed,
15:00and if they don't like their positions, well, tough tits, toots.
15:03Can I just ask how everyone actually feels about the order?
15:06I'm afraid.
15:07I think that being after Alissa, that is a very strong competitor,
15:11it's not easy, but someone needs to do it.
15:14And I think you're putting me because you know that I can be funny.
15:18I can see maybe PTA struggle after Alissa.
15:22I don't want to be rude with anybody.
15:24That was very rude.
15:25You're a bitch.
15:26I can't believe it.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:28I'm so sweet.
15:29I'm so busy.
15:30You're going to struggle.
15:34Oh, my God, it's a new day.
15:36Oh, wow.
15:37That was very aggressive, darling.
15:39So it is elimination day, and listen,
15:41there is no way I'm going home today.
15:43Bitch, I am not holding back for nothing.
15:46These bitches are going to get it.
15:48I'm so excited for this roast.
15:49I can't wait.
15:50It's going to be fun.
15:51So yesterday when we were talking with Graham,
15:53I obviously asked the question, how do you not get cancelled?
15:57Do you girls find it really tricky to sort of have to censor yourself?
16:01Being in the public eye, we do have more of a responsibility.
16:05But we are human, and I think that we live in a world of social media.
16:09The judges aren't really the judges sitting up there on the stage.
16:12It's the keyboard warriors at home.
16:14After my season, I got so much hate.
16:17Why?
16:18They thought they really didn't get me in Sweden.
16:20They just thought that I was so, like, really sour as a person.
16:24I love what Ru says.
16:25What people have to say about me is none of my business.
16:28Exactly.
16:29I love that.
16:30Let's spread positivity, not love.
16:31But that being said, let's burn each other in this roast.
16:33No holding back, no punches barred.
16:36Baby, baby, let's get this roast to cooking.
16:39Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars.
16:43She likes her coffee like she likes her men.
16:46It's Michelle Visage.
16:48That's right, Ru. Chops full of nuts.
16:53He puts the D in comedy.
16:56It's Jamal Sims.
16:57Now, Jamal, are you a coffee drinker?
16:59Let's just say I love anything that's hot, brown, and keeps me up all night.
17:06And our international treasure, Graham Norton.
17:10Now, Graham, do you like coffee?
17:12I'll have what Jamal's having, diarrhea.
17:18This week, we challenge our All Stars to brew up some comedy
17:22at our Rich International Roast.
17:25And tonight on the runway, category is Blow Me Away.
17:29All Stars, start your engines.
17:31And may the best global glamazon win.
17:38Welcome to our Rich International Roast.
17:42And perk up your ears for Kitty Scott Claus.
17:46Come on, girls! Come on, girls!
17:48Oi, oi, seven, oi!
17:51Good evening, Ru, Michelle, Jamal, lovely Graham,
17:55and the cast of RuPaul's Drag Race Global Some Stars.
18:00Sorry, no, my bad, my bad.
18:02The cast of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars.
18:07Plus Tessa.
18:11Where to begin? I know. Pythia.
18:14Pythia is living proof that reading is not fundamental.
18:20Now, Vanity, her wigs are so crunchy,
18:22it looks like she's brushed them with a toffee apple.
18:26Vanity's wigs are so thirsty,
18:28African orphans have started sending her money.
18:34Nelania, Nelania, she always goes,
18:36I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid!
18:39And I have to fucking agree with her.
18:42Now, Alyssa.
18:43Watching Alyssa fumble around a sewing challenge
18:46with a hot glue gun makes me think
18:48that the anti-drag laws in Texas should have gone ahead.
18:54Tessa didn't actually make it very far in her season of Drag Race.
18:57And watching her this season, I can't understand how.
19:01How she was ever cast in the first place.
19:04Now here come the RuPaul old jokes.
19:06Yay!
19:08RuPaul is so old,
19:09she was at the coronation of Queen Elizabeth I.
19:14RuPaul always tells us not to reinvent the wheel.
19:18And that is because she was there
19:20when the wheel was literally being invented.
19:24Thank you so much for your time.
19:26If you've enjoyed me, I've been Kitty Scott Claus.
19:29And if you haven't enjoyed me, I'm Vanity Vain.
19:34Kitty has just set it on fire.
19:36Wow, that was a start.
19:38Girl, I feel bad for the next bitch.
19:41Now it's time for the most fun queen in the group.
19:46I'm going to sing a song.
19:47Okay.
19:48On RuPaul's Global All Stars
19:51We gather on the stage
19:54Vanity, why are you singing, sweetheart?
19:57This is not the singing challenge.
19:59And if it were, I'd pick a key and I'd stick in it.
20:02Pretending we are models
20:04But no one really slays
20:07Okay, maybe I won't be the worst in this roast.
20:11In weak corset and high heels
20:14I'm begging you to stay
20:16Can someone bring a burger?
20:18I haven't eaten in days
20:21From UK, our Kitty
20:23Yeah, she's a fucking cunt
20:26Diana, you were pretty
20:28Was that your only stunt?
20:31Which brings us to the virus
20:34Hello, testicle tea
20:37Praying you get a donor
20:39And maybe a gig with a fee
20:43I'm sorry, I'm Vanity Vain
20:46A singing drag queen
20:48Not known for standing up
20:51But more known for lying down
20:55Thank you for this time
20:57Where is my burger now?
21:01All right.
21:04I know Vanity chose to sing
21:06because it makes her comfortable
21:08but the rest of us are now very uncomfortable
21:10so thank you so much.
21:12And now for Toronto's ba-na-na-na
21:15in a Greek carpet.
21:17Pythia!
21:19Um, that was a little awkward.
21:21Thank you, thank you, everyone.
21:23Thank you, Vanity.
21:24Oh my goodness, that was wonderful.
21:26Your voice is like music to my ears.
21:28And right about now, I wish I was deaf.
21:32Nelenia.
21:33Who remembers her beautiful vocals
21:35from her talent showcase?
21:37Yeah, me neither.
21:39Her music is so bad
21:41that Michelle Visage asked to feature in one of her songs.
21:45Tessa, testicle.
21:46When I first met you,
21:47I thought you were so annoying and obnoxious and loud
21:50but after getting to know her,
21:52wow, am I perceptive.
21:59Jamal, my dear.
22:00All I'm going to say is, your teeth are so white,
22:03they're almost whiter than me
22:04trying to dance in the girl group challenge.
22:06Like, am I right?
22:09Well, Pythia, I'll see you at the bottom.
22:13Kitty Scott Claus.
22:16All I'm going to say is, after meeting you,
22:18I know why your currency is called Great British Pounds.
22:23And that concludes my roast for the night, you guys.
22:26Thank you so much for having me.
22:28Next up, we have Alyssa Edwards.
22:30She's back, back, back roles again.
22:32So let's hear it really loudly.
22:34Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
22:36Oh, Pythia.
22:42I don't know if lap performing is her strength.
22:50That's all I got to say about that.
22:55I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
22:57Judges, I'm so sorry that y'all have to sit
23:00through this bullshit tonight.
23:02Let's start off, show some love for the hostess
23:05with the mostest Kitty Scott Claus from across the pond.
23:09And I got to say, the resemblance of Gemma Collins
23:13is so uncanny, she too has folks telling her
23:16she's fly, hot, sexy, and she's nothing of the sort.
23:22In fact, it is Humpty Dumpty in a wig.
23:28Fuck me.
23:30It is a breath of fresh air to see a confident seasoned queen.
23:34Mediocre jokes, but A-class delivery.
23:37I quickly realised my illustrious career
23:40had plummeted when I met Germany's Tessa Testicle.
23:45That's some single white female shit right there.
23:48I just want you to know, Tessa,
23:50that my attorneys will be sending you
23:52a cease and desist as we speak.
23:56Of course, we all expected the all-star Botox Glow-Up Baru.
24:02The amount of feelers like Italia's Nervous Nancy
24:08and Sweden's Neurotic Vanity,
24:11this fucking shit can't be FDA approved.
24:14It can't be FDA approved.
24:18My time is running out,
24:20much like Vanity's time in this competition.
24:25Judges, thank you for your time and your consideration.
24:29All my love, Alyssa Edwards.
24:35RuPaul is a lot, a lot about the role of Alyssa.
24:40I don't get it, they're jokes.
24:42What's she saying?
24:47The next entertainer up here,
24:49the pizza delivery lady,
24:51is here to give us some kind of margarita pizza.
24:55Give it up for Italia's Neda!
25:00Ciao!
25:01I'm here for the liver.
25:03Oh no, another margarita pizza.
25:06I'm here for the liver, some jokes,
25:08but please be kind with me.
25:10You know, in Italia, we don't do rules.
25:12Okay.
25:13Taste the tea.
25:14I don't know what's worse,
25:15your pink dress in the bowl,
25:17or...
25:18Oh, fucking no, there's nothing.
25:20Nothing worse than that.
25:23So, Pitya, my love, oh my God,
25:25you remind me of an epic poem.
25:27A name of an oracle, the body of a goddess,
25:30and the face of a mythologic beast.
25:36Oh my God, Nelly is a shady bitch.
25:39I love it.
25:41Oh, Queen Kong, I didn't forget about you.
25:44I mean, I did from your season till now,
25:46but not tonight.
25:48Baby, you're so fucking funny looking.
25:54Nellania is actually doing better than I thought.
25:57Maybe I should have put her in a worse position.
26:00RuPaul, I think we are very similar.
26:02We are beautiful, we are kind, we are talented,
26:05and we both lie to people, say,
26:07yes, I can sing!
26:11Jamal, or I will RuPaul call you Jamal,
26:14I want to read you something.
26:165-5-5-3-4-8-4.
26:20I read you my number, so please call me because I love you.
26:27If you like me, I am Nellania,
26:29and if you don't like me,
26:31shut the fuck up!
26:33And now, I don't think that Switzerland can be neutral anymore
26:37because it's time for Tessa Tea!
26:40Ru just laughed her fucking ass off to Nellania.
26:44Baby, this margarita pizza is trouble
26:47and a tough act to follow.
26:49Hello, hello, hello.
26:51Good evening, everybody,
26:53and thank you, Nelly, for this pizza garbage.
26:57Now, I know it's pretty bold of me
26:59to be coming out here and do all that
27:01because, as you know, I was in the bottom
27:03four out of my five Drag Race Germany episodes.
27:06The only person who's bottomed more
27:08is Pythia in a dance challenge,
27:10Vanity Vane in an all-star season,
27:12and Michelle Visage at any mall in New Jersey.
27:16Give it up for Queen Kong, everybody.
27:18Yay!
27:20She's just done so much to bust old, outdated stereotypes,
27:25like the myth that all drag queens are beautiful,
27:28all rich people have taste,
27:30and all fat girls have ass.
27:32Girl, I don't know what's flatter,
27:34your ass, Kitty's ass, or Pythia's roast.
27:40Another extremely talented makeup artist is Pythia.
27:44Face white as snow, lips red as blood,
27:47but them teeth, bitch, the yellow brick road.
27:51You know, I really tried to be nice to these girls.
27:54I said, come on, y'all, we can kumbayat this out.
27:57But much like Vanity's and Nalania's music,
28:00nobody will listen to me, so here we are.
28:03Tessa's got it in her head right in the middle of it.
28:05She started out funny, but once she realized
28:07that we weren't all, like, beating the walls,
28:10falling out laughing,
28:12I could see her not enjoying it anymore.
28:14Ah!
28:16Seeing Kitty next to Queen Kong is like
28:18watching Uncle Fester in a wig
28:20talk to Gemma Collins after a long night of hookin'.
28:24I don't know what's bigger,
28:26your first chin, your second chin,
28:29or Michelle Visage's dick.
28:32Alyssa Edwards, as I live and breathe,
28:35we all know you are one of the best dancers
28:38in drag race herstory,
28:40but baby, the way you can just mesquite, skeet, skeet
28:43your way out faster than your hairline
28:45and your track record into the safe zone,
28:48incredible.
28:50All right, that is me, Tessa the Orphan,
28:53and give it up for Miss Shit and Bananas,
28:57Queen Kong.
28:58Thank you so much.
28:59Yay!
29:00I'm definitely not worried now after watching
29:02the plane crashes that has just gone before me.
29:04I'm gonna let them have it.
29:06Now, look, I am so humbled to be here
29:09for a night of fun, comedy, and global excellence,
29:13is what I would be saying if any of those three things
29:16was on stage tonight.
29:19I mean, look at them.
29:20It's a bevy of anxiety, acrylic paint,
29:23and global tears from each and every one of their fathers.
29:27I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
29:28Tessa doesn't know her father.
29:31Everyone give it up for Kitty Scott Claus.
29:34Wow.
29:35Kitty, thank you so much for including me
29:37in the roast tonight.
29:38I know you must have been battling with yourself
29:40when you were coming up with the lineup,
29:42because like your ancestors,
29:43you put the person of colour last on the list.
29:47Moving on to the next beauty, Vanity Vane is here.
29:51I really noticed how we do things in Australia
29:53that you don't do in Sweden, like brush your wigs.
29:57Now, one of the things that I love about Global All Stars
30:00has been getting to know the girls,
30:02their culture, their language.
30:04In fact, I learnt that pathia is the Greek word for pathetic.
30:12Alyssa Edwards has had so much work done to her face,
30:15her hairline now starts in the middle of her back.
30:18Alyssa Edwards has had so much work done to her face,
30:20the contractors involved have united and created a union.
30:24Give it up for Miss Tessa Testicle.
30:27Now, baby, I have read you, your mother, your father,
30:30and your entire ancestral line daily since we've been here,
30:34so I want to say something that you haven't heard all season.
30:37You are an amazing drag queen.
30:42Now, my loves, my time has run out.
30:44If you've enjoyed the roast, my name is Queen Kong.
30:46If you haven't, you're racist.
30:48Thank you!
30:50Queen was absolutely amazing as a finisher.
30:53She roasted us to crisps.
30:56Cos you're a star, baby
30:59Category is Blow Me Away.
31:02Up first, from the UK, Kitty Scott Claus.
31:06She has some nerve coming out here stoned like that.
31:10You know, she's not bad, she's just blown that way.
31:13I am serving you bridal nude illusion.
31:18I wanted to look naked, covered in rhinestones.
31:21I feel bloody gorgeous.
31:24Wind, model's own.
31:29Up next, from Sweden, Vanity Vane.
31:33Oh, it's the long-lost sister, Doodie Garland.
31:40I'm serving the mess in Christmas.
31:43So the outfit I was supposed to wear
31:45was damaged during the flight over here,
31:47so I had to get a bunch of Christmas decorations.
31:51And I was sitting up late this night
31:54doing this Christmas ball mess.
31:57What the fuck is wrong with me?
31:59Only 58 tucking days till Christmas.
32:03Up next, from Canada, Pathea.
32:07This is Toronto's entry for the Montreal Hair Show 2024.
32:12Come on, Brana Brothers.
32:15My inspiration for my look is elven, it's magical,
32:18it's goddessy, but it's also quite cryptic,
32:21and I really, really feel all of my fantasies.
32:24Those darn kids TP'd Pathea.
32:27Oh, no!
32:32From the United States, Alyssa Edwards.
32:35Don't it make your brown eye blue?
32:40You know what, I am a Marvel glamazon on a mountain.
32:43The wind hits me, I raise my arms.
32:46I've taken notes.
32:48This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
32:50Girl, look how fucking windy you look.
32:56From Italy, Nalania.
32:59Allora.
33:01I'm in that new band, Girth, Wind & Fire.
33:06Ginger Minj. Oh, no, wait, that is someone.
33:09Baby, I'm serving you Jessica Rabbit.
33:13I'm not sexy, I'm cute, but I try my best.
33:18It's a five-alarm margarita pizza.
33:26Representing Germany, Tessa T.
33:30I'm running at the Fringe Festival.
33:33I'm shimmering down this runway,
33:36and I see Mama RuPaul grinning from one ear to another.
33:40I know damn well she eating this look up.
33:43I'm giving you Cher, giving you Renaissance,
33:46giving you everything in the kitchen sink.
33:49That reminds me, I cannot get my pots clean.
33:55From down under, Queen Kong.
33:58Now this is one golden girl I'd like to know more about.
34:01Me too.
34:03I am serving you straight-up Beyoncé realness, girl.
34:06This look is made of lamé, which is the most cheapest fabric,
34:09which is like me, cheap.
34:11I'm using my body, I'm moving, I'm being a dancer,
34:14I'm living my showgirl fantasy.
34:16This gold thing.
34:19Welcome, global glamazons.
34:21Hello.
34:23It's time for the judges' critiques,
34:25starting with Kitty Scott Claus.
34:28Kitty, you came out of the gate strong.
34:31My critique would be for you to just take a breath.
34:33You can slow it down just a little.
34:35But what a way to open the show.
34:37You are savage, but in the best way.
34:40And tonight on the runway, this look is beautiful.
34:43Kitty, I'm so glad I was here tonight,
34:45cos you did the UK so proud.
34:47Oh, thank you. Really, really, really funny.
34:49I'm so impressed. What a time to be Kitty Scott Claus.
34:52Thank you so much, Graham.
34:54Tonight was a great night for you,
34:56and listen, you are ready to step into any television programme.
35:00Host it, produce it, do it all.
35:02You are ready.
35:04Thank you so much, judges.
35:06Up next, Vanity Vane.
35:08Michelle. Hey, Vanity.
35:10Merry Christmas. Thank you.
35:12So, singing wasn't a bad idea, in theory.
35:16I thought it was actually pretty smart,
35:18and it was different, and it was a way to stand out.
35:20Pretending we are models, but no one really slays.
35:25I think the downside was, it just wasn't funny, really.
35:29What I think would have helped is if you would have put a hook,
35:32like something that was a little chorus-y,
35:34so it felt like a song a little bit.
35:36You have your own distinctive brand, and it is so beautiful.
35:40Listen, I know how hard the roast is to do,
35:43and you came up with something that was original.
35:46What you did in the roast, you took a big swing,
35:49and I really admired that.
35:51Did it work? Not entirely.
35:53If you had done those jokes just talking, it would have been worse.
35:56It would, though, wouldn't it?
35:58This, I kind of love, because it's kind of like,
36:01so, the theme is, blow me away, Christmas.
36:04That's where I'm going.
36:07Now, who put this together? Did you put this outfit together?
36:10No.
36:13So you did put this together.
36:15Yes, Drew. Yes.
36:18Anything else you want to add?
36:20Ho, ho, ho.
36:23Up next, from Canada, Pathea, Michelle.
36:27I felt like you were really nervous.
36:31You're such a kind soul that I think,
36:34you know, taking jabs at people is really difficult.
36:37And so I don't think that you ever fully let go.
36:40And then the look tonight, this is your thing.
36:43This is just, every time I think of Pathea and the way you do drag,
36:46things like this come to mind.
36:48Yes. Thank you.
36:50I thought you gave it your best shot.
36:52I think you got a bit lost in it.
36:54Had you done it as Zeus, it would have been perfect.
36:57Can you do it as Zeus? As Zeus, yes.
36:59Okay, my friend.
37:01RuPaul wanted to release a greatest hits album,
37:04but his record label didn't feel comfortable releasing a blank CD.
37:07Hey!
37:09That's the voice right there.
37:11That's funny, you know. Thank you.
37:15Up next, Alyssa Edwards.
37:18You know, Miss Alyssa, I'm glad you're standing here for Critique,
37:21so I can just give you a minute to tell you,
37:23through this whole competition,
37:25I am so impressed with the level of your drag,
37:28and to my point, what you were wearing in the roast was magical.
37:32Thank you very much. You are welcome.
37:34In that roast, you gave a masterclass in just confidence.
37:39You know, some of the jokes weren't as good as other people's,
37:42but you believed them more, we believed in them, and we were laughing.
37:46You were the international roast queen.
37:49And then tonight, this again is something, you are killing it.
37:52Thank you very much, thank you.
37:54My only note to you is, be conscious of where the camera is,
37:58and even if I'm talking to Michelle,
38:00you know, I'm still going to look forward.
38:02I'm looking at Michelle dead in her eyes right now.
38:04I feel it.
38:06I'm ready for my close-up!
38:10Up next, Nalania!
38:13Ciao!
38:14I did not expect for you to be as good as you were.
38:18You belong here.
38:19Tonight, this look was different than anybody else.
38:21You went with blowing a flame and a fire, and I really loved that.
38:24For me, where I struggled was the hair.
38:26It doesn't have a shape, but Nelly, brava.
38:29Grazie.
38:30Who knew that you were packing the heat?
38:32We laughed consistently.
38:34It was so fun to watch, and then tonight on the runway,
38:37I went into this beautiful goddess, and it all worked.
38:40You were like one of those annoying people at school
38:42who were like, oh, I'm so worried about my exams,
38:44and then get an A+.
38:46It's a really strong night for you.
38:47Thank you so much.
38:48You have your act.
38:50Comedic gold.
38:51And, you know, I understand the hair.
38:53Maybe a little bit more crimping in it.
38:55Someone have a brush?
38:59Thank you, Nalania.
39:00Thank you, too.
39:01Up next, Tessa T.
39:03I thought that you went out there with confidence,
39:05and then that confidence quickly spiraled.
39:10Tonight, I don't have the words for how gorgeous this look is.
39:13Wow, thank you.
39:14We all saw what happened tonight.
39:16I appreciate you just not giving up,
39:18and you got a couple laughs.
39:20And then, as far as this look, I love this look.
39:23Thank you so much, Jamal.
39:25I don't quite know why it didn't work as well as it should have.
39:29Me neither.
39:30I just think you were unlucky.
39:32It's just a certain, you can't put your finger on
39:35why some things work and some things don't work.
39:37So you were unfortunate, I feel.
39:39As Jamal says, you plowed through and you did it.
39:41You should be really proud of yourself.
39:43And sweet Jesus baby in heaven above, this is stunning.
39:47It's absolutely gorgeous.
39:48It is absolutely gorgeous, and of course,
39:50the way you sold it on this runway was exquisite.
39:54Up next, Queen Kong.
39:56Hi.
39:57Hi, doll.
39:58Hello.
39:59This look tonight on the runway,
40:00you're seeing this kind of Queen Kong 2.0,
40:02evolved and confident
40:04and feeling the beauty of the skin that you're in.
40:07And then you took to the podium, and it was a home run.
40:11In fact, I learnt that pathia is the Greek word for pathetic.
40:16LAUGHTER
40:18Yeah, Queen Kong, I had high expectations of you doing the roast,
40:21and you delivered.
40:23Yeah, no critiques at all.
40:25What I really like is how you manoeuvred in the wind,
40:28and how you were able to work the material.
40:29Excellent night.
40:30Thank you. Thank you so much, Jamal.
40:32Boy, oh boy, did you work that wind machine.
40:34And of course, your roast was marvellous.
40:37You've really found your voice, you've really found your right rhythm.
40:41You weren't afraid to just let us catch up to what the joke was
40:44and go, oh, I see what you say.
40:46And then you'd pick it up again.
40:47That, again, it's that dancer instinct.
40:50Beautiful night for you.
40:51Thank you, Queen Kong.
40:52Thank you so much.
40:53Thank you, all-stars.
40:54I think we've heard enough.
40:56We're back in Untucked in the workroom.
40:58The judges and I will deliberate.
41:01You may leave the stage.
41:05We're back in Untucked, and I am feeling quite confident.
41:09I think I'm going to chance a winning this.
41:12Well, I feel very positive.
41:13Yeah, me too.
41:14That was lovely.
41:15You did great.
41:16I'm so happy.
41:17I love the roast.
41:18And do you know what, Nelly, you did so bloody well.
41:20Thank you so much.
41:21They did read her for the hair.
41:23That's a minor detail.
41:24I think this is gorgeous.
41:25Stunning.
41:26Kitty, she's the best comedian here.
41:29And know that she think that make me so glad, so proud.
41:36Tessa, how are we feeling?
41:38Here I was with my, like, roast that I've worked all night on.
41:41And why are these bitches not laughing?
41:43This was definitely a hard week for me.
41:45But I am not letting this discourage me.
41:47I'm going to fight my way through this.
41:49But it kind of made me feel better to see Jamal and Graham
41:53saying that they saw me not give up.
41:55For you to get notes like that and critiques like that,
41:57ultimately, whether you lip sync or not,
41:59that is a win for you.
42:00It's a plus.
42:01Yeah, totally.
42:02How do you feel, Pityu?
42:03Pretty good.
42:04I mean, honestly, not going to lie,
42:05I knew I was going to be in this situation.
42:07I just don't understand stand-up comedy.
42:09I have spoken about this for time and time again.
42:12I don't understand that art form.
42:13And that's fine, you know.
42:14Whatever happens, happens.
42:15If I'm lip syncing, I'm going to lip sync.
42:17I think I'm going to do it in this, actually.
42:19It's going to be pretty cool.
42:20Ooh, baby.
42:21I think this one is one of the most iconic looks of all the seasons.
42:25Thank you, baby.
42:26Iconic.
42:27I may have bombed the roast, but my look is incredible tonight.
42:30And I really hope that it can save me from the bottom,
42:32like last time.
42:33What about you, Vanity?
42:34Are you feeling okay?
42:35Well, I think this is my winning week.
42:37I'm winning everything.
42:38There's no surprise.
42:39I know exactly what destiny is doing.
42:41It's also today, exactly one year since I walked into Drag Race Sweden.
42:47Hopefully you don't walk out today.
42:49That will be the gag.
42:50You'll be like, happy anniversary.
42:51Bye.
42:53I don't want to lip sync again, but I just feel it in the air,
42:56like this is happening again.
42:58And I'm preparing to blow the judges away.
43:04Welcome back, all-stars.
43:05Hello.
43:06Hello.
43:07I've made some decisions.
43:11Kitty Scott-Claus, in the roast and on the runway,
43:15you were peach perfect.
43:18Alyssa Edwards, you really tongue popped.
43:24Nelena, you were on fire.
43:28Queen Kong, you were pure gold.
43:35Kitty Scott-Claus.
43:39Queen Kong.
43:41Condragulations.
43:42You are both the winners of this week's challenge.
43:46Fuck yeah.
43:47Oh my fucking God.
43:49You will split a tip of $10,000.
43:53Thank you so much.
43:54Thank you so much.
43:55My third win.
43:56Hooray.
43:58And to share it with Queen, I mean, I couldn't have picked between us
44:01and neither could Ru.
44:03Fuck.
44:05I'm so excited.
44:06Three wins each, $5,000 each.
44:09Oh my God.
44:10Alyssa, Nelena, you are safe.
44:15The four of you may step to the back of the stage.
44:22Vanity Vain, in the roast, you swung big,
44:26but your runway was a bit of a miss.
44:30A crisp miss.
44:32Yeah.
44:34Pathia, tonight your runway was pure magic,
44:39but your roast did not cast a spell.
44:44Tessa T, you sparkled on the runway, but your roast lacked luster.
44:52Tessa.
44:56You're safe.
44:59Thank you so much.
45:03You may join the other girls.
45:04Another lucky escape.
45:05Part of me is kind of bitter because I really wanted to lip sync to this song
45:09and this look.
45:11Vanity, Pathia, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
45:17I really thought that my runway was going to save me, but here we are.
45:21I have never had to lip sync for my life during Drag Race,
45:24so I'm feeling a little nervous.
45:26Two global all-stars stand before me.
45:31This is your last chance to impress me and save yourself.
45:38Come on, all-stars!
45:41The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
45:51Vanity may have sent two girls home, but not this time.
45:54I'm in it to win it.
45:55I just think I can sell this more than Pathia.
45:58I'm a rock star, and she's a mannequin.
46:01Hit the fan.
46:02I'm ready.
46:04Good luck and don't fuck it up.
46:08Good luck and don't fuck it up.
46:39I was dreaming while I drove
46:41The long straight road ahead
46:43I'm on it again
46:46I'm tasting sweet kisses
46:48Your arms open wide
46:49This fever for you
46:51Is just burning me up inside
46:59I drive all night
47:16I'm tasting sweet kisses
47:18Your arms open wide
47:19This fever for you
47:21Is just burning me up inside
47:28I drive all night
47:31To get to you
47:34Is that alright?
47:38I drive all night
47:58That bitch tore it up.
47:59That's why you do that.
48:02Oh my gosh.
48:04All-stars, I've made my decision.
48:12Vanity Vane, Shante Usted.
48:15Oh my god.
48:17Officially the lip sync assassin.
48:19You may join the other girls.
48:20Thank you so much.
48:23Love you.
48:24Oh my god.
48:26I'm officially the lip sync
48:27assassin of the season.
48:29And kind of ironic to send home
48:31the Canadian queen
48:32to a Canadian singer.
48:35Pathea, my queen.
48:37You are and will always be
48:40an international icon.
48:43Now, sashay away.
48:46Thank you so much for everything.
48:47And I will promise you
48:48I will keep looking for that voice.
48:51Thank you so much.
48:54Bye bye.
48:55We love you, Pathea.
49:08Contragulations, all-stars.
49:10And remember,
49:11if you can't love yourself,
49:12how in the hell are you gonna
49:13love somebody else?
49:14Can I get an amen up in here?
49:15Amen.
49:16Alright, now let the music play.
49:18Next time on RuPaul's Global All-Stars.
49:20For this week's maxi challenge,
49:22your sisters are here to help.
49:24As you transform them
49:26into a member of your drag race family.
49:29I sent three of those bitches home.
49:32Did you drive all night?
49:33Oh, fuck.
49:34It is a showstopper.
49:36I definitely want to go to that party.
49:38The family resemblance was not there.