A lesbian couple and their lapdog accidentally beach their boat on a tiny remote Florida Key, crashing a right wing coup | dG1faXU5ZE5oVGl2WGs
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00:00I'm thinking maybe we go to Mudkey today instead of Boca Grande.
00:08Whatever you think.
00:09Oh, great.
00:10We have neighbors today.
00:11And such lovely ones at that.
00:12Jesus, Jodi!
00:13Not so fast!
00:14That didn't sound good.
00:15You got her beached pretty good.
00:16Y'all ain't going anywhere.
00:17Mayday!
00:18Go!
00:19Oh, look it.
00:20It didn't work.
00:21We're tunnel newbies, if you couldn't tell.
00:22Come on, baby.
00:23Dance with me.
00:24No.
00:25Good poopy, buddy.
00:26What's wrong with him anyway?
00:27He tweaked his back.
00:28We're hoping to not have to do an MRI or even worse, spinal surgery.
00:29For now, we're trying acupuncture and laser therapy.
00:30Where are y'all from?
00:31Part-time here.
00:32Part-time California.
00:33Jesus Christ.
00:34I think he got something there.
00:35Tap it out.
00:36There's an arc to it.
00:37You got to go up and down.
00:38Yes!
00:39Work it!
00:40Yeah!
00:41Up and down.
00:42That's right.
00:43Up and down.
00:44Your fiance is a total angler.
00:45Fiance?
00:46I'm sorry.
00:47I don't know what y'all are talking about.
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01:42We are stuck on an island with a bunch of angry Kharens.
01:43Oh, oh, thank you, my friend.
01:44I'm not a Karen.
01:45I'm a lesbian and a Latina.
01:46Sometimes I think you have the right idea.
01:47Just ditch the man.
01:48No offense.
01:49None taken.
01:50Sometimes it feels like everybody's winning but me.
01:51We're all essentially the same.
01:52We're all hurting and angry.
01:54We all want something we can't have.
01:56Yeah, okay.
01:58Pollyanna.
02:01Sucks to be them.
02:02Yes, it does.
02:04Mm-hmm.
02:05Mm-hmm.