CHELSEA
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00:00:00I'm excited, are you coming?
00:00:11Come on, you're excited to go?
00:00:14Come on.
00:00:20Come on.
00:00:28Come on.
00:00:38Let's go.
00:01:08Come on.
00:01:28Go get him.
00:01:30Go ahead.
00:01:58Are you serious?
00:02:01Are you kidding?
00:02:03No.
00:02:04Can't afford anything over here.
00:02:06Oh look, there's another pinball machine.
00:02:08Maybe we should get another one.
00:02:09Have two pinball machines?
00:02:11We have a pinball...
00:02:12And that one has naked ladies on it too.
00:02:18It does.
00:02:19Pinball makers are perverted.
00:02:22You know what I mean?
00:02:24Bread and butter.
00:02:26We have to go grocery shopping too.
00:02:28Bumper dog.
00:02:29Hi.
00:02:30I'll be right back.
00:02:33Anyways, I really, really, really want that dress.
00:02:36And you're going to buy it for me.
00:02:39Cool.
00:02:41My birthday's coming up in like seven months.
00:02:43Come on.
00:02:46Okay, in other news.
00:02:51I was snooping through Tomer's drawer.
00:02:58Uh-huh.
00:02:59And I found a box.
00:03:02Uh-huh.
00:03:04A ring-sized box.
00:03:07Did you look inside?
00:03:09No.
00:03:11Well, how do you know it's a ring one?
00:03:13Yeah, it could be earrings.
00:03:14It could be.
00:03:16Well, when was the last time he bought you jewelry?
00:03:19That's right.
00:03:20The best I've ever gotten was a wetsuit.
00:03:22Yep.
00:03:23A used one.
00:03:25Smooth like ass.
00:03:27It's about that time.
00:03:29It's time to get married.
00:03:31Time to have babies.
00:03:33You want to be a godmother?
00:03:37Yes.
00:03:40Your boobs look huge right now.
00:03:42My sloppers.
00:03:45My hoops.
00:03:47Your hoops.
00:03:51So what does this mean for us?
00:03:53What?
00:03:54Are you breaking up with me?
00:03:55No, it's not like it's going to happen anytime soon.
00:03:57It's probably earrings.
00:03:59I doubt it's earrings.
00:04:00I think he's going to propose to you.
00:04:02You guys are going to get married.
00:04:03I don't want to change it.
00:04:04You're going to leave me alone.
00:04:05I can't live with you forever.
00:04:07Yes, you can.
00:04:18What is it?
00:04:21Out with it?
00:04:23When you move out, I really, really, really want to keep that sewing machine.
00:04:26I'm not moving out, like, soon.
00:04:29Well, I mean, you're going to be moving out soon.
00:04:31Let's get real here.
00:04:33And I don't want you to take the sewing machine.
00:04:36I want to keep it.
00:04:37We haven't even, like, talked about moving in together yet.
00:04:39Like, you found an engagement ring.
00:04:44How much of a, hey, I'm going to get married.
00:04:47That could be a cock ring box or who God knows what it could be.
00:04:52That's an awfully small cock ring box if I was, you know, not judging or anything.
00:04:58But, and wouldn't you think you would.
00:05:01Those wetsuits make it smaller.
00:05:04Gross.
00:05:06What are we eating tonight?
00:05:08Because I'm fucking hungry.
00:05:10What are we eating tonight?
00:05:12Because I'm fucking hungry.
00:05:15Cock.
00:05:18Oh, wait, no, that would just be me.
00:05:20Oh.
00:05:22You're burnt.
00:05:35Whoa.
00:05:38Well, Tyler told me to meet him at 8 for a limo ride.
00:05:43Oh, fuck you.
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:49This is it.
00:05:50You think?
00:05:51I don't want to jinx it, though.
00:05:55This is it.
00:05:57Wow.
00:05:58Is it too much?
00:05:59You look great.
00:06:00No, turn around.
00:06:01Let me see that ass.
00:06:02Nice.
00:06:03I really like it.
00:06:04I feel like I look like a disco ball.
00:06:05You do.
00:06:06With legs.
00:06:07Yeah.
00:06:10Well, I don't know what you're doing tonight, but I'll be getting laid.
00:06:14You guys should have fun tonight.
00:06:17Go get him, tiger.
00:06:31Chelsea?
00:06:33Hey, where are we with the Westerlin account?
00:06:35Um, we're good.
00:06:36We're really good.
00:06:37I'm just waiting for a call back, and then everything will be set.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:42Oh, can you file this, please?
00:06:43Sure.
00:06:44Great.
00:06:45Hey, Mark.
00:06:46Yeah?
00:06:47Good job on that Cooper account.
00:06:48Hey, you got it.
00:06:54Anything else?
00:06:55Um, uh, Chelsea, um, last Tuesday, I don't know if you remember, you wore your hair down.
00:07:04Um, sure.
00:07:07It's a good look for you.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11Great.
00:07:15All right.
00:07:29Wow.
00:07:30Yeah.
00:07:31Oh, God.
00:07:32I want to kill him.
00:07:33Like, really, real deal murder him.
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:36I have a feeling he's going to live for a really long time and make our lives miserable.
00:07:40A good look for me is with my hair down.
00:07:43Well, I don't think you really have to worry about anyone with pleated pants.
00:07:47It's being an authority on anything.
00:07:49All right.
00:07:53I'm going to wrap some stuff up.
00:07:56How do you feel about food?
00:08:00I feel good about food.
00:08:01I like food.
00:08:02You like food still?
00:08:03Mm-hmm.
00:08:04Okay.
00:08:05You want to meet back here in like 15 minutes?
00:08:06Sure.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09It's at your watch.
00:08:10Mm-hmm.
00:08:11Mm-hmm.
00:08:12Mm-hmm.
00:08:13Mm-hmm.
00:08:15Mm-hmm.
00:08:16Mm-hmm.
00:08:45Mm-hmm.
00:08:48Mm-hmm.
00:08:51Mm-hmm.
00:08:54Mm-hmm.
00:08:57Mm-hmm.
00:09:00Mm-hmm.
00:09:03Mm-hmm.
00:09:06Mm-hmm.
00:09:09Mm-hmm.
00:09:12Mm-hmm.
00:09:15Mm-hmm.
00:09:18Mm-hmm.
00:09:21Did you get everything you need in this box?
00:09:24Yeah, I think you can tape it up.
00:09:32Wow, you're such a good little helper.
00:09:35All right, well, you're paying me for this.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38Sexually.
00:09:40No, it's like new roommate.
00:09:43Do you know, have you put any listings out?
00:09:46No, not yet.
00:09:48Watch your boob.
00:09:49Should I say goodbye to Ringo now?
00:09:52Say bye to Auntie.
00:09:54He still hates you after all these years.
00:09:57Miss your little face.
00:09:59Are you peeing on my bed?
00:10:03So everything's out of your room except the bed,
00:10:07but you're getting that next week.
00:10:09No, we're just using his bed so you can keep it.
00:10:12Really?
00:10:13The love stains might be a problem.
00:10:16I don't do that.
00:10:19Thanks.
00:10:25All right.
00:10:27Bye.
00:10:29I'll see you, like, tomorrow.
00:10:31No, no.
00:10:32It's not a big deal.
00:10:33No, no, no, I know.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:35Bye.
00:10:36Bye.
00:10:38Bye.
00:11:10Ringo, come here, Ringo.
00:11:13Bye-bye.
00:11:14Bye-bye.
00:11:15Hi.
00:11:17Hi, Snookums.
00:11:18Have some kisses?
00:11:19Oh, thank you.
00:11:22Ringo's such a good boy.
00:11:24Miss your auntie?
00:11:26Where'd she go?
00:11:28You miss her?
00:11:30You miss her set?
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:31Oh, yes, you do.
00:11:34You crazy thing.
00:11:36You crazy little thing.
00:11:38You're so crazy.
00:12:08Come on.
00:12:09Go get him.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:38Ringo.
00:12:42Hey.
00:12:44Dog.
00:12:49Ringo.
00:12:50Come here.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:55High five.
00:12:56Good high five.
00:12:59Come on.
00:13:00Down.
00:13:02Good boy.
00:13:04This way.
00:13:05Come on.
00:13:06Come on.
00:13:37Hello?
00:13:38Hi.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:40How are you?
00:13:41Whoa.
00:13:42This is the vicious beast I was talking about.
00:13:43Well, pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:13:44Aw.
00:13:45How you doing?
00:13:46Good.
00:13:47How are you?
00:13:48You want me to take that or anything?
00:13:49I'll just put it here.
00:13:50This place is definitely like the pictures.
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:52I like it.
00:13:53I like it a lot.
00:13:54Did you paint that?
00:13:55My mom did that.
00:13:56She did.
00:13:57She did?
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59She did?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06My mom did that.
00:14:07She did it last summer.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09Interesting.
00:14:10Crazy.
00:14:11Look at all these little things.
00:14:12Little owls.
00:14:13Oh, ah.
00:14:14Another little owl.
00:14:15This?
00:14:16I like this, too.
00:14:17You have really interesting pieces in here.
00:14:19Thanks.
00:14:20Where'd you get this?
00:14:21This used to be my old roommate's before she moved out.
00:14:24And then she let me have it as a gift.
00:14:28Are these new appliances?
00:14:31Kind of new.
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:33They're not old by any means.
00:14:34This is not bad.
00:14:36Hmm.
00:14:37Kind of dirty.
00:14:40I like this.
00:14:41I definitely like this.
00:14:42Um, where's my bedroom?
00:14:44Right in there.
00:14:45Sort of spacious?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:47I like it.
00:14:48And then the patio's probably the biggest turn on.
00:14:51Oh, yeah.
00:14:52It's huge.
00:14:53Cluttered.
00:14:54But it's nice.
00:14:55It's big.
00:14:56I'm going to be your new roommate.
00:14:59Do you like me, honey?
00:15:00I think you'll, oh.
00:15:02Sometimes dogs like me more than their owners, huh?
00:15:06Um, I'll have the rest of my stuff in my car.
00:15:09If you want to come help me.
00:15:11All right.
00:15:17That's right, Dr. Morgan.
00:15:18I'll be there today.
00:15:20Yep.
00:15:21I'll be there around 1 o'clock.
00:15:22That's right, Dr. Morgan.
00:15:23Uh-huh.
00:15:24I will be there at 1 o'clock sharp.
00:15:25Of course.
00:15:26I will explain everything.
00:15:27I will explain it all.
00:15:28All right.
00:15:29Well, thank you.
00:15:30Thank you, Dr. Morgan.
00:15:31It's been a pleasure.
00:15:33Always.
00:15:34All right.
00:15:35Bye-bye now.
00:15:36OK.
00:15:37Bye-bye.
00:15:38Dr. Morgan, it's my sincere pleasure serving you.
00:15:39I just want to, what a joy it is to be on a personal level.
00:15:40Shut your face.
00:15:41Dr. Morgan.
00:15:42Seriously, shut up.
00:15:43You know, every moment on the phone with you is just pure bliss.
00:15:46You know that, right?
00:15:47You need to shut your mouth.
00:15:48Please, Dr. Morgan, grace me with another call.
00:15:50Maybe I can see you this afternoon for an additional meeting.
00:15:55How about we eat lunch?
00:15:57I got to go to this appointment.
00:15:59Like, now.
00:16:00With Dr. Morgan.
00:16:01With Dr. Morgan.
00:16:02Why don't you call him up?
00:16:03His secretary.
00:16:04Just get her to, like, push it back to, like, 3 or something.
00:16:07We can go eat at 1.
00:16:09No.
00:16:11What mood is Freddie in?
00:16:14I don't know.
00:16:16Same mood he's always in?
00:16:17How should I know?
00:16:18Right now I'm more focused on eating lunch, clearly.
00:16:22That's been my focus for a while now.
00:16:24My shirts don't fit, but...
00:16:27Well, I got to go do this.
00:16:29But I'll be back at 3 if you haven't eaten.
00:16:32I guarantee you I will have eaten.
00:16:36I said, Gary, what are we, trading bonds here?
00:16:39I know, right?
00:16:42Okay, man.
00:16:43I'll see you on the links.
00:16:45Oh, Chelsea.
00:16:46Hi.
00:16:47How can I help you?
00:16:48I just want to let you know that I'm going to be heading out to Rose Medical.
00:16:53And I probably won't be back until around 3.
00:16:55Chelsea, you don't need to tell me every time you leave the office, okay?
00:17:01I need you to start taking initiative.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:04All right?
00:17:05Look at me.
00:17:06When I came in on the junior level, I came in Saturdays and Sundays, okay?
00:17:11I visited my clients on Sundays.
00:17:13Dr. Johnson, I showed him to his kid's soccer games.
00:17:17That kid was an amazing player.
00:17:19I need you to start taking initiative on your accounts, okay?
00:17:23All right.
00:17:24Now, what account number is that?
00:17:26Um...
00:17:27Not you, sorry.
00:17:29What account number?
00:17:31That's a Class C.
00:17:33Yeah, it shouldn't be Class B.
00:17:35It ends with an 8.
00:17:38Okay.
00:17:42Take initiative.
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:44All right.
00:17:45Thanks.
00:17:53Hey, Nancy?
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:55Hey, I was going to go to the grocery store here in a little bit.
00:18:00Do you want to come?
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:02It's pretty close.
00:18:03I do.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05Wait, what time are you going to go?
00:18:07I don't know.
00:18:08Soon?
00:18:09I mean, I'm starving.
00:18:12Um, yeah.
00:18:14Everything in here is expired.
00:18:17Let's go.
00:18:19The food's sick.
00:18:20There's mold.
00:18:21I saw it.
00:18:22Yep.
00:18:23Mold.
00:18:24There's no mold.
00:18:25Mold.
00:18:35Do you want some change or a cigarette?
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:38Bum, don't fucking bother us.
00:18:40We're trying to grocery shop.
00:18:42No, I think I have some change.
00:18:43Ew, he's not even handicapped.
00:18:45Sick.
00:18:47Come on.
00:19:02Hi.
00:19:05Are you surfing for work or for pleasure or boredom?
00:19:11Um, just surfing.
00:19:16Oh, right on.
00:19:22I like that scarf, too.
00:19:24That looks nice.
00:19:25It's a nice scarf.
00:19:28The glow from the computer is kind of, like, lighting you well.
00:19:31Just so you know.
00:19:32Why?
00:19:34I'm a little overexcited today because I'm thinking about going to buy a car,
00:19:37so I was going to test drive it.
00:19:39Came in and got a coffee.
00:19:41Thought I'd talk to a pretty girl.
00:19:43Pretty girl sitting right there.
00:19:44Thought I'd say hi.
00:19:48Do you live around here?
00:19:50I was coming over the Mercedes dealerships right over there.
00:19:52I think I'm going to buy a Mercedes.
00:19:55Maybe today.
00:19:56I don't know.
00:19:57I don't know.
00:19:58Just thinking about it.
00:20:00This is a nice neighborhood, though.
00:20:02Never been in this coffee shop before.
00:20:06Do you come here a lot to surf the web?
00:20:10Um, sometimes.
00:20:13Sometimes.
00:20:14Drink some coffee.
00:20:16Not all the time.
00:20:17Not all the time.
00:20:18So I shouldn't come here all the time.
00:20:20I have to come here sometimes.
00:20:22I'm going to bump into you again at the coffee shop.
00:20:33Have you ever driven a Mercedes?
00:20:35Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Yep.
00:20:41Have you ever test driven a Mercedes?
00:20:43Don't say that I have.
00:20:45You have not.
00:20:46Mm.
00:20:48I'm excited.
00:20:49Mm-hmm.
00:20:51You can come with to the test drive if you want.
00:20:53That way you can say that you've test driven a Mercedes.
00:20:56Um, I actually have to go.
00:21:01Got to go?
00:21:02Yep.
00:21:03But I hope everything works out for you in the Mercedes-Benz dealership.
00:21:09Have a good one.
00:21:16Ah, yeah.
00:21:18Ernie!
00:21:20Can you get it?
00:21:21All right.
00:21:22There we go.
00:21:23We're in.
00:21:24All right.
00:21:25Oh, I love my home.
00:21:26Welcome, everyone.
00:21:27Welcome to my lovely home.
00:21:30This is sweet.
00:21:31Not really.
00:21:33Oh.
00:21:34How's your head feeling?
00:21:36Oh, yeah.
00:21:37I'm sorry.
00:21:40Try another shot.
00:21:41Why don't you shake it up some more before you hand it to me?
00:21:48Yeah, I shook him up already.
00:21:52I love you.
00:21:53What's your name?
00:21:54I love you.
00:21:59To my new apartment.
00:22:00Where's our little dog?
00:22:01Oh, you guys, did you see this little dog?
00:22:04Wait.
00:22:05I think it is.
00:22:06Wait, no, it's not Rocky.
00:22:07Yeah, it might be Rocky.
00:22:09He's cute.
00:22:10I don't know.
00:22:11I think he's only a little bit.
00:22:14Rocky.
00:22:17Rocky!
00:22:18Rocky!
00:22:21He's so cute.
00:22:23Damn it.
00:22:25This is where my friend got married.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29And she loved it.
00:22:31And the pictures came out great.
00:22:33So I was thinking I should check it out.
00:22:35This is great.
00:22:36Green.
00:22:37Bugs.
00:22:38Nature.
00:22:39Leaves.
00:22:41Yeah.
00:22:42I mean, the space is good and you're going to have, like, everybody this way and you're going to be under this tree.
00:22:47And you're going to come down here.
00:22:57Oh, this is going to be embarrassing.
00:23:00But you do have to watch out for coyotes.
00:23:02Shut up.
00:23:04She's so stupid.
00:23:10Yep.
00:23:11So what's going on with you, though?
00:23:13How's it going?
00:23:16With my crazy old roommate.
00:23:18I swear to God, never trust Craigslist.
00:23:20She is the devil's daughter.
00:23:23She's a raging bitch.
00:23:26She can't be that bad.
00:23:27She's bad.
00:23:28I want her gone.
00:23:30I think I'm just going to have to stick it out.
00:23:32I've got an amazing guy who lives on my couch.
00:23:38He's Tomer's cousin.
00:23:42He's really great.
00:23:43He's got, like, bangerang tattooed across his chest.
00:23:48Lots of energy.
00:23:49Are you trying to, like, throw me some douchebag that lives on your couch that you want to get rid of as a roommate?
00:23:56Do you understand I'm going to have to live with this person?
00:23:58You know, the Chinese word for crisis is opportunity.
00:24:01It's the same word.
00:24:03So your crisis is now an opportunity.
00:24:05Uh-huh.
00:24:06That's what they tell me in therapy.
00:24:17Hey.
00:24:20Mom.
00:24:22Hi.
00:24:23How you doing?
00:24:26I'm good.
00:24:29How are you?
00:24:32Good.
00:24:35Hey, listen.
00:24:37I just found, like, all of our dishes.
00:24:40What?
00:24:43I just found a bunch of dishes in your room.
00:24:47Like, all of them.
00:24:49So I was just wondering if maybe you could wash them or at least bring them out here.
00:24:56Because it's, like, all of the...
00:24:58Chelsea, what the fuck is your problem?
00:24:59You know that I work all day.
00:25:00I don't have time to do dishes during the day.
00:25:02You know this.
00:25:03Yeah, but you have time to bring them at least back here to the kitchen.
00:25:07So I don't have to go searching for them in your room.
00:25:13Who does this?
00:25:19Hey, um, I just remembered I haven't really signed the lease yet, and...
00:25:25Um, I think I have...
00:25:27I have tomorrow...
00:25:29I have, like, an hour tomorrow at lunch.
00:25:30Um...
00:25:34I don't know what I want to do about the lease yet.
00:25:38What do you mean?
00:25:39I don't know if I, like...
00:25:41I was thinking maybe just writing this lease out and then seeing how it goes.
00:25:47Wait, what?
00:25:49After this lease runs out.
00:25:50Like, I don't...
00:25:51I haven't made up my mind yet.
00:25:52You don't want me to live here?
00:25:54Not that I don't want you to live here.
00:25:57I just don't know.
00:25:58I still don't know...
00:25:59You know what?
00:26:00Don't...
00:26:01Don't worry about it, because I will find another place to go, because I don't want to live with...
00:26:07Fucking flake.
00:26:09Bagels?
00:26:12Where are you going?
00:26:13Fuck you!
00:26:25You'll be good now.
00:26:27Don't break any hearts.
00:26:49Ringo!
00:26:51Ringo!
00:26:54Come here, puppy!
00:26:58You want this?
00:26:59You want this?
00:27:00You want this, huh?
00:27:01You want that?
00:27:02You want this?
00:27:03Huh?
00:27:04Hey!
00:27:15Come here.
00:27:16Come here.
00:27:18Come here.
00:27:19Come here, Ringo.
00:27:20Come sit.
00:27:21Come sit.
00:27:22Sit down.
00:27:23Sit.
00:27:42Hi!
00:27:43What's up, sweetheart?
00:27:45Who's this?
00:27:46This is Ringo.
00:27:47You gonna let me in?
00:27:50Appreciate it.
00:27:51How's it going?
00:27:52How are you?
00:27:53It's good to see you again.
00:27:54Thanks.
00:27:55Oh, hello.
00:27:56Bless you.
00:27:57Oh, so this is the pad?
00:27:59Mm-hmm.
00:28:00I like, I like.
00:28:03Where do I live?
00:28:04Where's my room?
00:28:05You got the nice window.
00:28:07You don't have my shit set up already?
00:28:10I thought I don't know your style, so I let you get down to it.
00:28:14No, I'll figure it out.
00:28:15I got a bunch of shit in the whip.
00:28:18Damn, the view's tight.
00:28:20It's nice, yeah.
00:28:25Damn, you got one of these things that looks old as fuck.
00:28:27Does it work?
00:28:28Yes.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:31Oh, shit!
00:28:38You have a snake?
00:28:40I'll grab something else.
00:28:41You can grab it.
00:28:44I'll grab this.
00:28:50You a reptile person?
00:28:51Ringo.
00:28:52He might be kind of sketched out, but let's check this thing out.
00:28:56A little crazy.
00:28:58Want to touch him?
00:28:59Pet him.
00:29:00Come here.
00:29:01He's harmless.
00:29:02He's harmless.
00:29:03Come here.
00:29:07You're getting a little crazy.
00:29:09But we'll keep him in my room.
00:29:11Let's hope he doesn't get out, but I can't make any promises.
00:29:14But let me get him out of here.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17I'd love to put him in the living room, but I don't want to freak a dog out.
00:29:20Oh, shit!
00:29:22He's so stoked!
00:29:24Hi.
00:29:27Hey, Chelsea.
00:29:30How are you?
00:29:33I'm good.
00:29:36How are you?
00:29:39I'm good.
00:29:42How are you?
00:29:45Good.
00:29:48How are you?
00:29:49I'm good.
00:29:50How are you?
00:29:51I'm good.
00:29:52Yeah?
00:29:53Is Dr. Patrick busy?
00:29:54He is.
00:29:55He is?
00:29:56He's got a client right now, but I'm sure he'll be able to see you in a little bit.
00:29:57Well, will you let him know that I got the package and the equipment?
00:29:58I know that he's going to want me to show him how to use it.
00:29:59Oh, I'm sure you're right.
00:30:00What's cooking with you these days?
00:30:01I don't know.
00:30:02Nothing.
00:30:03Nothing crazy.
00:30:04Nothing.
00:30:05Nothing.
00:30:06Nothing crazy.
00:30:07Nothing.
00:30:08Nothing crazy.
00:30:09Nothing crazy.
00:30:10Nothing crazy.
00:30:11Nothing crazy.
00:30:12Nothing crazy.
00:30:13Nothing crazy.
00:30:14Nothing crazy.
00:30:15Nothing crazy.
00:30:16Nothing crazy.
00:30:17Nothing crazy.
00:30:18Nothing.
00:30:19No?
00:30:20Same old, same old.
00:30:21All right.
00:30:22Well, are you seeing anyone?
00:30:23Anybody interesting?
00:30:24Because...
00:30:25Well...
00:30:26Oh.
00:30:27We have a new doctor here.
00:30:31He's young and single, and it might be nice for me to introduce you.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Well, I'm living with a boy, so...
00:30:47Really?
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:49I'm living with this guy.
00:30:50Huh.
00:30:51That's interesting.
00:30:52Yeah.
00:30:53Well, good for you.
00:30:54Yeah, thanks.
00:30:55But thanks for the lookout.
00:30:56I'm going to move this here.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:58Well, let me check on Dr. Patrick.
00:30:59Cool.
00:31:00And it'll be a few minutes.
00:31:01Awesome.
00:31:02That means combined we have 80.
00:31:03Isn't that sweet?
00:31:04Like, me and my brothers, we compete.
00:31:05It's like...
00:31:06I feel so bad for my parents.
00:31:07Okay.
00:31:08You can't be right behind me, but...
00:31:09No.
00:31:10Anyway.
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14You don't have to worry about it.
00:31:15You don't have to worry.
00:31:16It's just, I'm getting old.
00:31:17It's just, I'm getting old.
00:31:18It's just, I'm getting old.
00:31:19It's like for me, for me, I would die of old age.
00:31:20It's like, for me, I would die of old age.
00:31:21That's cool.
00:31:22I got to be like this.
00:31:23I'm 50.
00:31:24Okay.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Honestly, like, me and my brothers, we compete.
00:31:29It's like, I feel so bad for my parents.
00:31:34Oh, yeah.
00:31:37Fuck.
00:31:38So pretty.
00:31:43That's not true.
00:31:45I'm JKing.
00:31:46JKing, bro.
00:31:47It's Piper?
00:31:48Yeah.
00:31:51Does she know what she's doing?
00:31:55Come here.
00:31:56Yeah.
00:31:58Look at you.
00:32:01What's up?
00:32:13I ain't giving this guy any more money.
00:32:26Fuck.
00:32:40I coughed for, like, five minutes.
00:32:42Like, the cough where you run to the refrigerator
00:32:45and you have the Brita water filter
00:32:47and you're just like, oh, oh, drinking it,
00:32:49and then you're coughing at the same time.
00:32:50So I'm coughing out water.
00:32:51It was terrible.
00:32:52I had to think to think.
00:32:53I had to think to blink.
00:32:55I had to think to swallow, I had to think to like fucking move anywhere.
00:33:00So I got to this point where I was like, I couldn't even dial numbers.
00:33:03So I speed dialed my aunt and uncle.
00:33:04I can see you, you're fucking.
00:33:07I was in my underwear too.
00:33:08I was like, I was like, oh my God.
00:33:10I was like, I, I don't know what's going on right now.
00:33:13Oh my God.
00:33:15That's nuts.
00:33:20I don't like people watch people watch, but you know.
00:33:22You like wonder what they're doing?
00:33:23What is that?
00:33:24No, not like all the time.
00:33:26Just saying like two people on a blanket.
00:33:28You're like, oh, I wonder if this is their first date.
00:33:31Oh, so I'm walking by, I'm like, are they slamming?
00:33:34Well, not just that, but you know.
00:33:36Why do you even give a shit?
00:33:39I mean, I don't give a shit, but I'm just saying like, okay, never mind.
00:33:43All right, what if I told you there's a way that you could get any shape of cookie cutter
00:33:59that you want, without having to go to the store and buy more cookie cutters.
00:34:03Oh my God, that would save so much time and effort and money.
00:34:06Do you like fun shapes while you make cookies for your friends, kids, family?
00:34:12Of course, what better?
00:34:14What if I told you that I could supply you with a program that
00:34:19there's literally endless possibilities for cookie cutters?
00:34:23This is really exciting.
00:34:26I have a program that you put into your computer to design your own cookie cutters
00:34:32and bam, you have that shape, any shape you can think of.
00:34:36What would you think about that?
00:34:37I got to talk to Daisy.
00:34:56Sweetheart, I got to piss.
00:34:58Come on.
00:34:59Just let me come in.
00:34:59I won't look, I promise.
00:35:02Hold on, I'm almost out.
00:35:03Seriously, two seconds.
00:35:04Fuck.
00:35:06It's been two seconds.
00:35:08Come on, it's been 10 seconds.
00:35:11Chill out.
00:35:12Come on, sweetheart.
00:35:13I'm about to piss my pants.
00:35:14Dude, seriously?
00:35:22What's doing?
00:35:26How do I get this thing to staple when the copies come out?
00:35:31Like...
00:35:33I'll get Carol to do all that for me.
00:35:38Why are you so frustrated?
00:35:41Because I haven't gotten laid in over 10...
00:35:45Minutes?
00:35:47That's the word around the office.
00:35:52I really don't want to be here.
00:35:54Why?
00:35:55Because I don't.
00:35:56Just you don't feel good, do you?
00:35:58I don't.
00:35:58No, you look really sick.
00:36:00You should probably take a sick day.
00:36:03Well, I can't take a sick day.
00:36:05Why can't you take a sick day?
00:36:07Why don't you just go?
00:36:07I don't want to deal with...
00:36:08Just go home.
00:36:09I don't want to deal with Freddy.
00:36:11I'll just keep saying do it until you leave the room.
00:36:15Do it.
00:36:16Do it.
00:36:16All right.
00:36:17Do it.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:18Do it.
00:36:18Do it.
00:36:19All right.
00:36:20Do it.
00:36:20Do it.
00:36:21Do it.
00:36:22Do it.
00:36:24Do it.
00:36:28Oh, hey, Chelsea.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33How can I help you?
00:36:34I was just wondering if maybe I could...
00:36:37Get a sick day.
00:36:40I don't feel really good.
00:36:40A sick day?
00:36:42Do you remember our adversity training that we had?
00:36:45Yeah?
00:36:46I thought you did a great job.
00:36:47Thanks.
00:36:47You know?
00:36:48I thought you were a leader.
00:36:49You were ahead of everybody in the group.
00:36:51You know, you really, really took charge.
00:36:54I'm pretty proud of you.
00:36:55I saw some good things.
00:36:58But, you know, if you want to take a day rest, you know, a day off, then, you know,
00:37:04I guess you can do that.
00:37:05Well, I'm all caught up with all of our clients.
00:37:09Met with them this week.
00:37:10And if anything was to come up, I could definitely work from home.
00:37:16I mean, clients come first.
00:37:17So, you know, if you're comfortable and you feel like all your clients' needs for the week
00:37:22have been addressed, then, you know, that's fine.
00:37:26You know, you met with them?
00:37:29Yes.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:31If all those clients, you know, are happy.
00:37:34Because that's the most important thing.
00:37:39Okay?
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:54What's up?
00:37:56Nothing.
00:37:56I'm sick.
00:37:59Are you really sick?
00:38:00Or are you, like, staying home from work sick?
00:38:03Because I know what that is.
00:38:06I just don't feel good.
00:38:09I got what you need, baby.
00:38:10I'm not really sick, though.
00:38:12So don't even worry about anything.
00:38:15Sorry.
00:38:16I'm gonna have to make you some fucking chicken noodle soup.
00:38:19What's your favorite kind of eggs?
00:38:21I don't want any.
00:38:23I don't care what you say right now.
00:38:25Eggs!
00:38:26What's your favorite kind of eggs?
00:38:30Come on!
00:38:32Um, sunny side up.
00:38:34Sunny side up.
00:38:36All right.
00:38:36I got some chicken noodle soup going for you right now.
00:38:40I also got some, uh, some eggs coming up.
00:38:50You like pepper?
00:38:53Cool.
00:38:55That's what I thought.
00:38:59Look what I got for you.
00:39:02Check it out.
00:39:02Chicken noodle soup.
00:39:04Special recipe.
00:39:05And sunny side up, just how you like it.
00:39:11How is it?
00:39:13A little good, right?
00:39:15Cool.
00:39:17Yeah, tell me how the soup is.
00:39:19I brought that thing out just so it wouldn't burn your hands.
00:39:25All right.
00:39:27Good?
00:39:29It's good.
00:39:31Why did you hit him from work today?
00:39:34Seriously, I don't want to talk about work anymore.
00:39:37Why not?
00:39:38Just cause.
00:39:41What's that?
00:39:42I let my brother, uh, tattoo me.
00:39:45I bought him a tattoo gun and he was like practicing on meats and like watermelons and shit.
00:39:51I was like, stop practicing on a piece of meat and shit.
00:39:55And I was like, practice on me.
00:39:56So you're the first person he ever tattooed?
00:39:58Yeah.
00:39:59There's sharks smoking a cigarette.
00:40:03I know sharks can't really smoke underwater, but I'm a shark enthusiast.
00:40:09And they're pretty much the most badass thing that ever ruled the entire world.
00:40:14Oh yeah, I'm getting crazy.
00:40:17You have an eye tattoo.
00:40:18When did you get that?
00:40:19Baby.
00:40:21You don't even know.
00:40:22I've been here for like a month.
00:40:23Yeah, no crap.
00:40:24Hold on.
00:40:27Are you serious?
00:40:28I got the mad jersey right here on my wrist.
00:40:35What does this say?
00:40:37It says Wawa.
00:40:38It's like a 7-Eleven, but like a million times better than your jersey.
00:40:42Like, it's like a Dunkin Donuts plus a 7-Eleven plus like Acme, I guess.
00:40:49You know what that is?
00:40:50It's on the East Coast.
00:40:51It's like a supermarket.
00:40:53No.
00:41:20So
00:41:39this is like JCPenney's front pocket.
00:41:42Oh, that's cute.
00:41:45This color's cute.
00:41:46Yeah, it's cute.
00:41:47It's a bracelet?
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:50I'll give you five dollars just to steal it.
00:41:52I like big rings.
00:41:54I like big rings.
00:41:55I cannot lie.
00:41:58A little robot baby.
00:42:00You don't even have a baby yet.
00:42:06Hi there.
00:42:07Hi.
00:42:08I think you're on the other side.
00:42:11So many babies.
00:42:13I feel like it's a kid's zoo.
00:42:16That'll be me in a year.
00:42:20Perfect.
00:42:23You guys okay?
00:42:29Except mine will be more well-behaved.
00:42:32Um, Bowen should pick with you.
00:42:35What?
00:42:36You didn't tell me Jordan had a motherfucking snake.
00:42:40If I would have told you, you might not have let him live with you.
00:42:45These are the kind of warning signs a best friend tells another friend.
00:42:50You don't throw me in there with a snake.
00:42:55I had to do what I had to do to get him out of my apartment.
00:43:00You needed a roommate.
00:43:02What's a little snake?
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:04I feel like our living situation's a little weird.
00:43:08What do you mean?
00:43:12I don't know.
00:43:13It's just kind of odd having him there.
00:43:16You'll get used to it.
00:43:19He'll be fine.
00:43:21Oh, uh, we had dinner at Tommer's sister's house and she full-on made meatloaf.
00:43:31I thought Tommer had told her.
00:43:34I don't think he did.
00:43:37So I had to hide it.
00:43:39I fed it to the dog and the dog got sick everywhere.
00:43:44It was like a horror scene.
00:43:45What do you mean sick everywhere?
00:43:47You know, number twos.
00:43:52Meatloaf number two.
00:43:55It was like a war scene.
00:44:03Hi, Leslie.
00:44:05How are you?
00:44:08Oh, I know.
00:44:09I'm seriously 10 minutes out.
00:44:10I'm so sorry.
00:44:11I've just been stuck in traffic.
00:44:13It's horrible.
00:44:15Yeah, no, I'm...
00:44:18I'm 10 minutes away.
00:44:20I will see you tomorrow?
00:44:25Okay, yeah, no problem.
00:44:27I'll be there first thing in the morning and I'll show Dr. Stevens how to use that machine.
00:44:34Okay, I'm so sorry again.
00:44:38Okay, and apologize to Dr. Stevens for me too.
00:44:41I know he's been waiting all day.
00:44:45All right.
00:44:48Okay, all right, see you tomorrow.
00:44:51Thank you, you too.
00:44:53Bye.
00:45:09Hey, Jordan.
00:45:11Oh man, I'm still at work.
00:45:13Yeah, I know it's gonna be a late one.
00:45:16But listen, Freddy's coming in so I gotta get going.
00:45:19Okay, bye.
00:45:22Hi, could I get one for my dog Tulip?
00:45:30Hey.
00:45:31How was your day?
00:45:35Cool.
00:45:37You all right?
00:46:11Jordan.
00:46:11What's up?
00:46:20Mom, I think maybe...
00:46:25I think maybe...
00:46:29I think maybe you should move out.
00:46:41I don't know if it's gonna...
00:46:44I don't think this is gonna work out.
00:47:10No.
00:47:17Get it.
00:48:11Are you ready for this hike?
00:48:13By ready, do you mean dreading it?
00:48:15No, we gotta whip you up before your wedding
00:48:19so you're all sore when you're walking down the aisle.
00:48:29Okay, so Tomer told me you kicked out Jordan.
00:48:37You kicked out Jordan.
00:48:40What happened?
00:48:44Um...
00:48:48I don't know, it just...
00:48:50It wasn't a good match.
00:48:53Chels, what happened?
00:48:57I know you.
00:48:59Um, I mean nothing really happened.
00:49:02It just got a little weird.
00:49:05And...
00:49:07Well, it got weird after we slept with each other.
00:49:13Why did you sleep with him?
00:49:17I have no idea, to be honest with you,
00:49:19I wish I had an answer.
00:49:24It just kind of happened, to be honest with you.
00:49:29You just like fell and...
00:49:32Just fell on his dick.
00:49:34No, I'm just kidding.
00:49:36No, I mean...
00:49:37He's like the most...
00:49:39Like...
00:49:41I just feel like you can do better
00:49:42and I don't know why you would...
00:49:44Okay, I mean I feel like I could do better also, I get it.
00:49:49But I mean, I...
00:49:54I'm just worried about you, Chel.
00:49:59Oh, I mean there's nothing to worry about really.
00:50:05See, I can't like point out a thing that's wrong
00:50:08or that's bothering me.
00:50:09Don't you think if I did know what was wrong,
00:50:11I'd try to fix it?
00:50:16Can we just hike?
00:51:04Hello? Penny?
00:51:15Hey Penny, it's Chelsea.
00:51:18Hey, what's going on?
00:51:20How are you?
00:51:22I do remember.
00:51:24I know, he's so creepy.
00:51:29Anyways, I should probably get going.
00:51:31We've been talking for almost two hours, almost.
00:51:38I know, I know.
00:51:41Those were the days.
00:51:45But my offer still stands.
00:51:47I'm serious, Penny.
00:51:50Come out here.
00:51:51No, I mean I need a roommate ASAP.
00:51:55You'll be helping me out.
00:51:57You'll be helping yourself out too.
00:52:01Yeah.
00:52:04No, I'm...
00:52:06Dude, come out here, start a brand new life,
00:52:08forget about Tyler, meet a new guy.
00:52:12The city's filled with them.
00:52:16Well, I'm picky.
00:52:18You'll take anything you can get.
00:52:22Just kidding.
00:52:31Oh my gosh, okay.
00:52:43Oh my god.
00:52:45Is this all you have?
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:48That's crazy.
00:52:49I know.
00:52:50Hello.
00:52:53Oh my god, let me look at you.
00:52:55Oh my gosh, you are adorable.
00:52:57I love this.
00:52:58Thanks.
00:53:01Your hair is different.
00:53:02I know, it's long.
00:53:03I grew it all out.
00:53:04I dig it.
00:53:07Wow, yeah.
00:53:09Isn't it crazy that like I haven't seen you in five years
00:53:12and now I'm moving in with you?
00:53:13Six years.
00:53:14Is it?
00:53:16Yeah, the last time I saw you,
00:53:17you were breaking it down at my wedding.
00:53:20You and that ring bear.
00:53:24Wow.
00:53:26Jeez.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Yeah, I've been here.
00:53:30I've been out here for a little bit and yeah.
00:53:34I'm so glad you're out here.
00:53:35The whole thing I think has worked out so perfectly.
00:53:38I mean, you need a roommate, I need a total fresh start.
00:53:42Life makeover.
00:53:44I do.
00:53:44Yeah.
00:53:45Do you know of any life beauticians?
00:53:50No, but as soon as I find one,
00:53:52we'll make an appointment for the both of us.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56This is my only plant that's alive and kicking.
00:54:00I just got it a couple weeks ago though.
00:54:03I just got the same exact email from him,
00:54:07just worded differently.
00:54:09About the same fucking thing I just wrote him back two hours ago.
00:54:13If it's the same question,
00:54:15I just copy and paste the exact same answer from the previous email.
00:54:18Are you serious?
00:54:19You do that?
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:21You need to relax is what you need to do.
00:54:25Yeah, tell me about it.
00:54:27Sometimes you can't just wait for it to happen.
00:54:31You have to be proactive and to ensure maximum relaxation.
00:54:35And speaking of that, I was thinking about taking a break.
00:54:38What?
00:54:39Yep.
00:54:40Get the fuck out of here.
00:54:42Why?
00:54:43I'm not smoking this.
00:54:49You can't?
00:54:49I'm going to be so high.
00:54:50You're not going to be high.
00:54:51You're going to be highly focused and highly relaxed
00:54:55and the model professional.
00:54:56Well, right now, now you're an accomplice.
00:54:58So too late.
00:55:00You have to come.
00:55:02Come on, let's go.
00:55:03Just do it.
00:55:04All right.
00:55:06I've never done it before.
00:55:07It's my first time.
00:55:07I'm really excited actually to see what it's like.
00:55:10Yeah, right.
00:55:16So you do this all the time?
00:55:19Every day.
00:55:19I'm going to go crazy.
00:55:27You're going to have to look out after me.
00:55:29Don't worry about it.
00:55:29Just do it.
00:55:30It'll make you feel better.
00:55:35How do you not get caught?
00:55:37Look at all the security around here.
00:55:40It's really-
00:55:41You do that fucking thing.
00:55:44Yeah, you just got to peek around every once in a while and see if you see anything.
00:55:47But the good thing is the rest of the day goes awesome.
00:55:53I don't know why you stress out so much.
00:55:54Come down to the dumpster and you'll find out every day why life is good.
00:55:59Oh my god.
00:56:01You always let them get to you.
00:56:03He's got it out for me.
00:56:06Or in?
00:56:08I already know.
00:56:09I know.
00:56:11Oh god.
00:56:12That's the dude that has to go home at night and be him.
00:56:15You know what I mean?
00:56:16You can be anything you want.
00:56:19Even my walk is smoother now.
00:56:20Now you got to limp with it.
00:56:22Like this?
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:42Hello!
00:56:43Welcome home!
00:56:44Hey, I'm making dinner.
00:56:45Are you hungry?
00:56:46Ooh, yes.
00:56:48Cheers, my dear.
00:56:49Cheers to a delicious meal.
00:56:51Yeah, and new beginnings.
00:56:52And new beginnings.
00:56:54Did you search for any jobs?
00:56:56Actually, no, I kind of took the day off from job searching.
00:57:03Why the hell not?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:05Oh, you're not worried?
00:57:07Well, I'm definitely going to be very diligent.
00:57:10I'm definitely going to be very diligent about job searching.
00:57:12But today I thought I would have a little me time and relax.
00:57:18It's actually, believe it or not, my birthday.
00:57:23Today?
00:57:23Today.
00:57:24Happy birthday.
00:57:25Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:28Well, because it's kind of like...
00:57:32I don't know.
00:57:33I didn't want you to feel like you had to go out of your way and do anything big.
00:57:35And this is honestly exactly...
00:57:39How you want to spend it?
00:57:39How I want to spend it.
00:57:40Well, we're having a party, whether you like it or not.
00:57:43Not even.
00:57:44No, I want to have a party for you.
00:57:46No, seriously.
00:57:47This is all I need.
00:57:48Okay, I want to have a party for me then.
00:57:50Good food, good company.
00:57:51In your name.
00:57:52I'm serious.
00:57:53Let's have a party.
00:57:54Don't be silly.
00:57:55Honestly, this is more than enough.
00:57:57Having...
00:57:58You don't even know anybody here.
00:57:59This is going to be the night you'll meet everybody.
00:58:03Everyone's going to come over and celebrate and chant your name.
00:58:06Honestly, Chelsea, I'm just happy to have this year behind me.
00:58:10That's why we're celebrating the up and coming year.
00:58:15Well, please don't feel...
00:58:17Don't feel like you have to do that.
00:58:18Party, party.
00:58:20You need a rebound makeout.
00:58:23If I'm making out, you're making out.
00:58:25Well, these are my friends.
00:58:27I can't really make out with my friends.
00:58:30Yeah, you could.
00:58:30Yeah, I can.
00:58:31But to the point where things will be awkward.
00:58:35I'm not trying to make anything awkward.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:38Well, me trying to talk to a guy is going to be awkward.
00:58:41Well, then just make out with him.
00:58:43Skip the talking part.
00:58:44Go in for the kill.
00:58:46Yeah.
00:58:48All right, I can get around that strategy.
00:58:50Yeah, I'm serious.
00:58:50You'll have to remind me how it went down the next day, but...
00:58:55Seriously.
00:58:56Cheers to happy birthdays.
00:58:59Yay.
00:59:02Out the two-faced girls.
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:06You're lucky that I'm not a psycho, and I didn't get mad at you for what I did.
00:59:11But you did.
00:59:22You owe me big times.
00:59:23You owe me many times.
00:59:25No.
00:59:27A ring.
00:59:30Yeah, this is my favorite chance.
00:59:32This reminds me of...
00:59:33Hey, you guys know Smoke On The Water?
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:40You don't want to hear Smoke On The Water anymore?
01:00:03Who's next? Anybody know smoke on the water?
01:00:10Hi. Hey.
01:00:12Why aren't you talking to anyone?
01:00:14I don't know. I'm nervous.
01:00:16Seriously, dude. You have to start talking to people.
01:00:19I know, I know, I know.
01:00:21Are you really the ground worker or something?
01:00:23You know what?
01:00:24I'm acting like an awkward moron.
01:00:27Dude, where's Laura?
01:00:29Yeah, isn't she coming? I thought she was coming.
01:00:31Well, I mean, she's been really flaky.
01:00:34Because of the wedding?
01:00:35Not because she's a flaky person.
01:00:37She's been flaky because she's all wrapped up in teamwork.
01:00:40I know. I know how that goes.
01:00:42It's a lot of work.
01:00:43Anyway, thank you so much for throwing this.
01:00:45It's like a weeknight and you pulled together all these people and I appreciate it.
01:00:50We need a birthday toast.
01:00:52No.
01:00:53Yes, we do.
01:00:54No.
01:00:55You guys? Hey, everybody.
01:00:56Everybody.
01:00:57Everybody.
01:00:59This is Penny's birthday and I just would like to wish her the best birthday ever.
01:01:04Aw, thanks.
01:01:05Cheers.
01:01:06Happy birthday.
01:01:07Cheers.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:10Happy birthday.
01:01:12Nice to meet you.
01:01:13You too.
01:01:20Dude, seriously, check out your boy with my girl.
01:01:24Oh, I know. I heard that.
01:01:28Fuck off.
01:01:30He's got his arm around her.
01:01:33But seriously, if a lady did not want an arm around her,
01:01:36as soon as he would have put his arm around her, she would have looked at it.
01:01:41And then that's the cue for the man to move his arm.
01:01:46By looking at it?
01:01:47If I was like this, you look at this, I'd be like, oh, she's not into it.
01:01:53I'm just saying.
01:01:57He has the whole thing down.
01:01:58He goes like this.
01:01:59He stays with the man.
01:02:02Aw, that's really interesting.
01:02:06Thanks for sharing.
01:02:07You need to trim your beard.
01:02:09It's getting out of control.
01:02:11Oh, my God, look at that.
01:02:14They're very private.
01:02:25Morning.
01:02:26Hello there.
01:02:27Hi.
01:02:28Hi.
01:02:29I have something very important to talk to you about.
01:02:31What is it?
01:02:33I got the best donut this morning, and I've already started eating it,
01:02:38so it's officially mine.
01:02:40I can have a bite of it.
01:02:41Nope, it's already got a bite out.
01:02:43Why not? Come on.
01:02:44Chelsea?
01:02:45Yeah.
01:02:46Mark, can you give us a minute, please?
01:02:49Seriously.
01:02:50Okay, I guess we'll talk about this later.
01:02:51Mark, a minute, please. Thank you.
01:02:53All right.
01:02:55So, Chelsea, how is your cell phone working these days?
01:02:59It's good.
01:03:00Yeah?
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:02Paying your cell phone bill lately?
01:03:03Yeah, why?
01:03:04You been checking your voicemail?
01:03:06Um.
01:03:07The ringtones work okay?
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Because that's crazy, because, like, I've been calling your cell phone for the past hour.
01:03:15I don't think I got any missed calls.
01:03:17Yeah, you don't think.
01:03:18Maybe you didn't hear the ringer going off.
01:03:21What I think you need to do is, I think you need to have a seat.
01:03:24You need to get your cell phone manual out,
01:03:26and you need to really study that manual and learn how your cell phone works.
01:03:30Okay?
01:03:31Please, Freddy.
01:03:32And I would highlight the parts that have to do with answering the cell phone.
01:03:35Come on, Freddy.
01:03:36Okay?
01:03:37And maybe downloading ringtones that are very loud.
01:03:39What if I were a client?
01:03:40Oh, no, I understand.
01:03:41Okay, now I would be an angry client.
01:03:43I understand.
01:03:44And guess what?
01:03:45An angry client is not good for business.
01:03:47Okay?
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:49You're hurting this company when you're pulling stuff like this.
01:03:52Okay?
01:03:53And that's just not how we do business around here.
01:03:55Okay?
01:03:56And if you're out and about and you're out of contact, you are a direct threat to our business.
01:04:00Threat.
01:04:01I'm a threat.
01:04:02Okay?
01:04:03Exactly.
01:04:04All right?
01:04:05So you need to sit down and you need to study the manual.
01:04:06Well, what I need to do is leave, because I really don't want to be a sweat to your business.
01:04:08No, no, no, you can't.
01:04:09You're here now.
01:04:10You will sit down.
01:04:11No.
01:04:12Okay, you cannot leave.
01:04:13Salud.
01:04:14Where are you going?
01:04:15I'm leaving.
01:04:16The day is not over, Chelsea.
01:04:17Come back here right now.
01:04:18What do you mean?
01:04:19Come back here.
01:04:36Douchebag.
01:04:38Fucking douchebag.
01:04:40Fuck you, Freddy.
01:04:42Fuck you, Freddy.
01:04:43Fuck you, Freddy.
01:04:45Oh, look at you, Mr. Douchebag over here.
01:04:50No big deal.
01:04:51Just taking up the whole fucking lane.
01:05:10Fuck!
01:05:14Fuck!
01:05:32You good?
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:52Let's get going.
01:06:14Nah.
01:06:15Oh, come in.
01:06:18What do you think?
01:06:20I love it.
01:06:21Yeah?
01:06:22Nice.
01:06:23It's really nice.
01:06:24It's danceable.
01:06:25Yeah, it's definitely danceable.
01:06:26You think it's beachy?
01:06:27Oh, yeah.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29What are you doing?
01:06:30Are you keeping your hair like that?
01:06:31I'm going to keep my hair up.
01:06:32I was thinking of like maybe putting it in one of those topsy tails.
01:06:38What the crap is a topsy tail?
01:06:41What the crap is a topsy tail?
01:06:44This is like totally 80s.
01:06:45I was going to put it up like with the chopstick thing and then like the twist and the bun.
01:06:53Yes, I love it.
01:06:54Ugh, nothing's working.
01:06:58I can help.
01:07:00What should I do?
01:07:01This?
01:07:02No.
01:07:04Maybe a little like thing over to the side like this.
01:07:08I don't know.
01:07:09Yeah, I was thinking sidey too.
01:07:12Ugh, it's too long.
01:07:14Hair's too long.
01:07:16It's crazy Laura's getting married.
01:07:17I know.
01:07:18I can't believe she's getting married.
01:07:20I know.
01:07:21It's kind of nuts.
01:07:22It's exciting.
01:07:24Never mind like 300 people in a huge characterless hall.
01:07:29That was a crazy day.
01:07:31It was like a nightmare.
01:07:34Maybe I should do no bangs.
01:07:37I don't know but you better hurry and get ready.
01:07:39We don't want to be late.
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:42I'm almost done.
01:07:43I swear.
01:07:44I'm almost done.
01:07:59Hello friends and family.
01:08:02Hello friends and family.
01:08:03Everybody can sit down now.
01:08:05Thank you everybody for coming today.
01:08:07Laura and Tommer are uniting once and for all.
01:08:12This is a happy moment for me and this is a happy moment for them and for you.
01:08:16I'm glad we could all come.
01:08:18The road of life is long and tough.
01:08:24And we all need somebody to walk down the road with.
01:08:27Somebody to take that journey into the unknown.
01:08:31And Laura and Tommer are journey buddies.
01:08:36And they're going to make that journey together as one.
01:08:41And I hope everybody has a journey buddy out there.
01:08:45And what I want to do now is everybody think about your friends
01:08:50and the union they're going to make for the rest of their life.
01:08:53And we're going to make this bond together.
01:08:56And what I like to call the universal love bond.
01:08:59I want you all to join hands.
01:09:03Laura, Tommer, please join hands.
01:09:07And I want to, I just want to pull the love down from the universe.
01:09:13And shoot it into both your bodies.
01:09:15And together you'll walk down that road of life.
01:09:20Till death do you part.
01:09:23You guys are now officially united.
01:09:27Forever in love.
01:09:29And in marriage.
01:09:31And I just want to thank you all for coming.
01:09:33We're going to go get some $5 hot and ready pizzas.
01:09:35We got some Wu-Tang Clan.
01:09:37And we got some Tom Petty.
01:09:39And we'll have fun on the dance floor later.
01:09:42Congratulations guys.
01:09:45You look so good.
01:09:46Both of you.
01:09:47You look so good.
01:09:48Both of you.
01:09:49Aww.
01:09:50No, thank you so much for coming.
01:09:51Yeah, no problem.
01:09:52This is so beautiful.
01:09:53So excited.
01:09:54I love this location.
01:09:55It's so nice.
01:09:56Hi, dude.
01:09:57What's up?
01:09:58Congratulations.
01:09:59So happy for you, man.
01:10:00What's up?
01:10:01I can't believe it.
01:10:02I know.
01:10:03Perfect day, right?
01:10:04Like, congratulations.
01:10:05Amazing.
01:10:07This is beautiful.
01:10:08Dad.
01:10:09He surfs out here all the time.
01:10:10So it's like.
01:10:11That's great.
01:10:12Congratulations.
01:10:13Hi.
01:10:14How are you doing?
01:10:15Oh my gosh.
01:10:16I'm so happy.
01:10:17I know.
01:10:18I'm so happy.
01:10:19I'm so happy.
01:10:20So what's up behind you?
01:10:21I love the ceremony.
01:10:22It looks so pretty.
01:10:23Yeah.
01:10:24But I didn't help you out.
01:10:25So that's, you know.
01:10:26I know.
01:10:27But my hair is all topsy-turvy.
01:10:28I know.
01:10:29So it's my.
01:10:30That's the beach you love.
01:10:31Exactly.
01:10:32I love the giraffes too.
01:10:33It's very big.
01:10:34Where did you find it?
01:10:35No, we looked at like all the like vintage stores in LA.
01:10:38Yeah, I can tell.
01:10:39It's one of a kind.
01:10:40Do you like this better than Arizona?
01:10:41Yeah.
01:10:42No surfing in Arizona.
01:10:43No.
01:10:44I think you found a new home.
01:10:45Like you're not going back.
01:10:46Yeah.
01:10:47Maybe a new hobby too.
01:10:48I've decided.
01:10:49You need to find a surfer.
01:10:50Yeah.
01:10:51Does he have any friends?
01:10:52Tons.
01:10:53They're all jobless.
01:10:54Sweet.
01:10:55Perfect.
01:10:56Thanks.
01:10:57You're welcome.
01:11:26How can the water be so deep?
01:11:31When the shore looks so close?
01:11:38Oh, the shore is so close.
01:11:46You ready?
01:11:48Come on, baby.
01:11:49How can these clothes feel so heavy?
01:11:57When I thought I shed them long ago.
01:12:04Oh, I shed them long ago.
01:12:08Oh, I shed them long ago.
01:12:24My head is above water.
01:12:32My head is above water.
01:12:44And I ain't going down.
01:12:51I ain't going down.
01:12:57I ain't going down.
01:13:03I ain't going down.
01:13:11How can this pull soak me to the bone?
01:13:16When I just want to be warm?
01:13:23When I just want to be warm?
01:13:36My head is above water.
01:13:46My head is above water.
01:14:02And I ain't going down.
01:14:09I ain't going down.
01:14:15I ain't going down.
01:14:22I ain't going down.