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00:00You
00:30Oh
00:53Yeah, good, thanks, yeah
00:56Do you wanna jump in yeah
01:17How's you yeah, thanks good so you're a gardener man
01:24Yeah, yeah
01:33So what do you want to do drive some yeah, yeah, it's good
01:53You
02:18Did you sneak away from your wife and kids then
02:23You
02:25Don't feel guilty about that
02:30We'll do if you talk about it
02:32Sorry
02:35How about you oh
02:38I'm actually living with my parents at the moment. It's not for long. It's just
02:44It's not great for bringing people back, you know
02:53I
03:15Just feel a bit seedy
03:17Listen if you don't fancy, it's really not that I literally got hard on as soon as I got in the van
03:41I'll take you back
03:47I
03:55Swear I wasted your time
04:17I
04:40So you didn't get enough of me yesterday then obviously not
04:43You seem like a nice guy. That's all. Thanks. Got you a little something
05:00He's just been to the pub
05:04Been for a couple, you know take the edge off. So where are you taking me tonight them?
05:10I
05:11Thought we could
05:12Drive around for a bit. Maybe stop somewhere for a cigarette. I'll make you think I smoke. I
05:17Could taste it on you yesterday. Oh
05:20great
05:21Don't worry. I quite liked it
05:25Yeah, I split with my girlfriend about a year ago now how come
05:31It's all getting a bit comfortable, you know
05:34If I was asking us when we're gonna get married and have kids all that
05:38Hmm how does this
05:42So nobody knows about you know, I
05:48Don't think people really give a shit about that kind of thing anymore
05:52Not sure you're the best person to be dispensing that sort of advice are you mr. Married now
06:08I
06:16Just flushed their lights
06:18Yeah
06:20You brought me to the dogging area. I
06:23Cannot believe you brought me dogging on our second day. This is
06:27And it isn't look it's flashing his lights. Oh my god. This is actually a dog. Okay. Now this is actually a dog
06:34Can we please leave but is a dog as well? Yeah, we flash back
06:38No, no, shall we? No
06:43Start the car. Come on. It'd be fun. It's starting in a boy because what if we know them?
06:52You probably do oh, please do not do this he thinks you're flashing the light
07:08You
07:20It's the same time tomorrow, um, well, I don't mind seeing you again as long as you don't take me there
07:29See
07:31well, I
07:33Not going there again. I said we'll see I swear to you. I'm not
07:39I
07:41All right, see you later
07:45Bye
07:59So do you always want to be a gardener
08:02Kind of yeah
08:04My my granddad was a gardener he worked for a kind of big
08:08Estate as a head gardener when I was a kid. He used to teach me
08:14All the Latin names, so, you know all the Latin names. I know all the Latin names
08:19Well, not all of them, but okay
08:22these
08:23over here
08:25carpinus betulus
08:27What's that?
08:30I don't even know what hornbeam is, but I like the sound
08:37My hornbeam
08:42What's that one pinus sylvestris pinus, are you having a laugh pine it pinus?
08:49Penis sylvestris. Oh this bush here that bush. There is lunisera
08:56Lunisera, you're making this up. I'm not so
09:01Yeah, sing me a song. I'll sing you a song. I made this up especially for you
09:08Johnny you're in my body for a day
09:14Johnny I can't afford to let you get away
09:20so soon
09:23Please don't forget so soon
09:28Johnny don't forget me ever I said
09:33Something that wasn't true
09:52I
09:55Mean people I know listen to classical music by choice or other old people or all my public school boyfriends
10:09What you say, are you Tori you are on yes
10:23What you actually are right I can't believe I've been kissing a Tory boy. Oh my god
10:29Is this whole thing over? Anyway, it's far worse for me. How is it worse for you?
10:33How is it worse me because I've been kissing a champagne socialist?
10:36Okay, you do not know me well enough to be making those sort of claims
10:41Champagne socialist
10:46Dry story boy
10:52I
10:56Think you'd ever hold my hand in public
10:59Yeah, really. Yeah, I
11:02might have to have a drink or two first, but
11:07Maybe the old
11:10It's nice
11:22Mm-hmm
11:28So about our wedding
11:38Morning suits. Mm-hmm
11:40the big fuck-off monkey
11:43Works, who'd you like your parents? Yeah. Yeah, they love it
11:50I just got a way to meet the right guy before I turn
12:05Remember that lady I was telling you about she wants me to design the whole garden for it, which is great
12:10It's like one of my first designing jobs
12:13Hmm
12:16So, um, I thought I could grab a song to eat fancy that
12:23Yeah, okay
12:26What do you like?
12:29Well at this time of night the possibilities are endless
12:33I'll find something
12:42I
12:55Really like you and
12:58Well, this whole thing's ridiculous, isn't it because you're married and
13:02Look, I just have to keep reminding myself that this is as far as it's gonna go. It's always just gonna be
13:07You and me and your shitty postman man
13:13I
13:21I'm not married
13:29What you know you assume that I was no, I know I just didn't say anything
13:38I'm in a relationship
13:41An open relationship with a guy
13:47So, you know, we don't just have to do the van thing anymore
14:10I
14:26Should have told you sooner. Yeah
14:32How long you been together
14:3612 years or so
14:39You got on really well and everything it's just
14:43You know
14:47Why don't you just leave him
14:51To know
14:56Just cuz I don't want to break his heart
15:08I
15:38You
16:09I'm sorry, but the person you call is not available
16:30Johnny you're in body for a day
16:39I
16:47So soon
16:51Please don't forget so soon
16:57Johnny don't forget me ever. I said something
17:03Truly weathered again
17:08You