KAPIL ने SHRUTI और SOHEL KHAN को देखा अपने लॉज पर - Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe Ep 16 Clip 2
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00:00There's no money in comedy these days.
00:01There is, but only a few people have it.
00:03Like Pulsanjeev.
00:05That's why I opened this hotel.
00:07Tan Badan Hotel.
00:08You must have guessed from the name. It's a family hotel.
00:10The big shots come here and plan their family.
00:13It's a very famous hotel.
00:15All kinds of people come here.
00:16Fix your skirt. We're doing a new experiment.
00:19All kinds of people come here.
00:20Pinku came here four days ago.
00:22He said, I want to stay in your room.
00:24I want a room in the hotel.
00:25I said, I can't. All the rooms are full.
00:27He said, that's even better.
00:29Even I can't sleep alone.
00:30That's what he thinks.
00:32Anyway, my hotel is so famous
00:34that only three rooms are vacant.
00:36And I didn't get much done either.
00:37I said, if you're not getting three done,
00:39why did you get the fourth done?
00:40This happens often with us.
00:44So let's see if a customer comes or not.
00:49Excuse me, is this Tan Badan Hotel?
00:53I spent Rs. 6,000 on the poster.
00:55Get out.
00:56Can't you see? This is the one.
00:57Actually, at this age,
00:59I can't say words like Tan Badan.
01:02That's why I say it.
01:03Oh! I already had an idea.
01:06The building is old, but the lift is working.
01:09Hey!
01:11Who is she with you?
01:12This young girl is my wife.
01:17Uncle, aren't you ashamed?
01:18You're saying she's a girl.
01:20What do you want?
01:21For God's sake, stop talking nonsense.
01:23Give me a room.
01:24You want a room?
01:25Okay.
01:26For how long will you stay here?
01:27We'll check in and check out.
01:31You'll check in, but when will you check out?
01:36Son, this is how you check out.
01:39This is not how you check out.
01:41This is not even a check out, it's called a cuff.
01:42The one you're throwing.
01:44I know it's a check out.
01:45But it's for the living.
01:47Do you know how cold it is?
01:48It's too cold for you guys at night.
01:50What will I do if both of you shrink?
01:52Listen, come here.
01:55Sit down.
01:56Don't you feel ashamed, uncle?
01:58You're taking your wife to a hotel even after marriage.
02:02And that too, to such a senior wife.
02:04Hey, don't talk nonsense.
02:06Otherwise, I'll pull out your teeth and hit you.
02:09Son, we were going to Haridwar.
02:12But we missed our train.
02:14We thought we'll get a train tomorrow, so we came here tonight.
02:20You're not getting out of it, old woman.
02:21It's coming out of your mouth.
02:24Why did you take the trouble to sleep on the platform?
02:27I see.
02:28You could've spent the night there.
02:29If he had spent the night in such cold weather, I would've been...
02:33What difference does it make? You're going to Haridwar, right?
02:35Yes.
02:36What difference does it make? You could've sat on the seat.
02:37The old man would've gone to a pot.
02:39Hey!
02:42Hey!
02:42Are you running a shop or talking nonsense?
02:45Just tell me, is there a room for me in your hotel?
02:48There is a room. Which one do you want? AC or non-AC?
02:50Will AC do?
02:51Yes.
02:52The heater is too cold.
02:55Can't you just say that you want a heater?
02:56You want an AC heater.
02:58If you sleep with the cold button on,
03:00who's going to eat ice cream in the morning?
03:02Hey!
03:03Don't be silly.
03:05Okay, fine. Show me your identity card.
03:07Identity card?
03:08I don't have an identity card because of you, Krishna and Sudesh.
03:12I want an identity card.
03:14Okay, fine.
03:15Give me Rs. 2000 as advance and Rs. 5000 as deposit.
03:18Rs. 2000 as advance is fine.
03:20Rs. 5000 as deposit.
03:23You old men are spitting on me.
03:25I'm taking Rs. 5000 because you'll cause some loss.
03:27Don't say that.
03:29We won't cause so much loss here.
03:32He doesn't do anything.
03:33Look at him. He's an old woman.
03:35When she blinks her eyes,
03:37I pick her up and put her back here.
03:40Really?
03:41You're talking as if you can pick up a truck with your moustache.
03:45Yes. You're so old
03:47that you're missing three teeth out of your fake teeth.
03:52You're insulting me in front of everyone.
03:54Even your fake eyes have a moustache, old woman.
03:58Shut up!
04:01Stop your vulgar talking.
04:05Take the keys to the room.
04:06Go and sit in the room.
04:08You're so old.
04:09You shouldn't have picked up the keys.
04:12I'm an old man. Give it to me.
04:13Here you go.
04:17Wait a minute.
04:18Couldn't you pick it up together?
04:20Let's try.
04:22There's a luggage outside. Can you carry it?
04:24This luggage? Which luggage?
04:26This luggage?
04:27Can't this old woman walk?
04:29This luggage is already here.
04:32I'm talking about the other luggage.
04:33So what? Here you go.
04:35You pick it up. Come here.
04:36What are you doing?
04:37Come on. I'll drop you to your room.
04:38Come on.
04:39Come on.
04:40Who is this old woman?
04:42This is your room.
04:43Okay?
04:45If you need anything,
04:47there's a phone here.
04:48Press the zero number.
04:50Okay?
04:51Okay.
04:51But this phone is not working.
04:53Let the phone work.
04:55Hit the zero number.
04:56I'll hear the sound.
04:57I'll come.
04:58And remember, if you hit the eight number,
05:00the laundry will come.
05:01Okay.
05:02What kind of room is this?
05:03This looks like a sari.
05:06What can we do?
05:06Saris get torn.
05:07Let's make walls.
05:09But this looks like a lungi.
05:12Lungis also get torn.
05:13But this doesn't sound like a lungi.
05:15Point taken.
05:16What are you doing?
05:17Listen to me carefully.
05:19What are you doing in your department?
05:20You have the knowledge of saris,
05:21and you have the knowledge of lungis.
05:23You are not doing well in your youth.
05:26Sit down and rest.
05:27Okay.
05:28Come on.
05:29Rest.
05:30Are you his children?
05:31Where are you coming from?
05:32Go and take a bath.
05:33Is there a reception?
05:35You are a group of 10-12 people.
05:37Come on.
05:38I am not a group of 10-12 people.
05:39I am alone.
05:39Excuse me, sister.
05:41Look.
05:42It is not right for you to roam around in this condition.
05:45Do you know?
05:46Along with you, your six children can be harmed.
05:49You are pregnant from everywhere.
05:51Cheeks, nose, mouth.
05:53What will I say about you?
05:55In fact, I will say that you are multi-pregnant.
05:59Are you crazy?
06:01I am not pregnant and I am not a sister.
06:03I am a brother.
06:04Okay, I am sorry.
06:06You have come for the first time.
06:07Tell me, what can I do for you?
06:08I want a room in your hotel.
06:10You want a room?
06:11You want a room?
06:12You will get it.
06:13For how many days?
06:14It is not for a day.
06:15It is a small job.
06:17You can take as much as you want.
06:19I understood.
06:20Why are you spending Rs. 2000 for such a small job?
06:23Go to Shulapsh Chawla.
06:25Don't go to the toilet.
06:28Leave it.
06:29He will take Rs. 3000 from you.
06:34Because you will need six more commodes.
06:37Are you crazy?
06:39Actually, I am calling my girlfriend here.
06:41I want a room.
06:46Do you have a girlfriend?
06:48What is there in it?
06:49You are shameless.
06:51Doesn't your girlfriend feel ashamed?
06:52Keeping relations with animals.
06:54Get lost.
06:56Hey, you fool.
06:58She proposed to me.
06:59What did she say?
07:00She came to me and said that I am pregnant, Sahil.
07:04You are mistaken.
07:05She must have asked, are you pregnant, Sahil?
07:08If you have a room for me, give it to me or else leave.
07:10Yes, I have a room.
07:11How long do you want it for?
07:12I want it for a short while. Where is it?
07:14Why are you calling the girl? Tell me one thing.
07:16First, you do such disgusting things.
07:17Why are you calling her here?
07:18Do you want to apologize to her?
07:19Apologize?
07:20I can't apologize now.
07:21I called her last time to apologize.
07:23And a lot has happened in apologizing.
07:26I can't apologize now.
07:27Now tell me if you have a room.
07:29You had one punch in the entire script.
07:31Can't you say it properly?
07:33Hey, show your identity card.
07:35Identity?
07:36Kapil, Sudej and Krishna never had a Mantra's identity.
07:41How will I have one?
07:43Do you know why?
07:44Because of the pause you took in the previous punch.
07:48Identity card.
07:49You are saying that you are not getting an identity card because of us.
07:51We are not making a film.
07:53You are not a superstar there.
07:56We are not making a film.
07:57You are not a superstar there.
07:59You are not a thunderbolt.
08:02Come on, show your identity card.
08:03I didn't bring my identity card.
08:05You didn't bring it?
08:06What is happening in Punjabi?
08:07Why are you doing it in Punjabi?
08:09It's okay.
08:10We were making your identity card here.
08:12We are family photographers.
08:13We are from the past. Don't you know that?
08:15Really?
08:16Do you know who was the first person to go to the moon?
08:18Neel Nitin Mukesh.
08:19Not Neel Nitin Mukesh. Neel Armstrong.
08:22That's fine.
08:23Send Neel Nitin as well.
08:24What is he doing here?
08:26Who was he?
08:27Neel Armstrong.
08:29My grandfather took a photo of him when he went to the moon for the first time.
08:32But he never came to India.
08:34Which school did you study in?
08:35What happened then?
08:37You were going up in the rocket, right?
08:38You were going up like this.
08:40Grandfather whistled.
08:41He looked down.
08:42He took a photo of you.
08:45Don't waste your time.
08:46Give me the key.
08:47Take it and leave.
08:48Go to your room.
08:48But don't disturb me.
08:51Shall I tell you something?
08:52Even if there were five people in the act,
08:55it would have been so much fun.
08:56You are the one who is disturbing me the most.
09:00Go to your room.
09:01But where is my room?
09:03Where is my room? Your room was here.
09:05Where did it go?
09:06Where is your room?
09:07Move back.
09:07This is your room.
09:09This is your room.
09:10This is my room.
09:11This is such a small room.
09:12Why do you care about the room?
09:14Go and check the toilet.
09:16You are crazy.
09:17Tell me if there is water in the washroom.
09:19Forget the washroom.
09:20Drink from here.
09:20Why do you want to drink in the washroom?
09:22Drink from here.
09:23You are crazy.
09:23I want to take a shower.
09:25You want to take a shower?
09:26There are many buffaloes in the village.
09:29You want to see a small hotel?
09:30Where is the shower?
09:31I will hit you.
09:32I will pull you and make you take a shower.
09:33Why do you want to use the shower?
09:34I will charge you double.
09:35I am telling you about the commode.
09:36Why do you want to charge me double?
09:38What is here?
09:39Broken rooms, broken walls.
09:40These are broken walls?
09:41Do you know how strong these walls are?
09:43This is an old hotel.
09:43See how strong these walls are.
09:45These are strong walls.