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00:00Okay baby, get me a condom.
00:05Condom?
00:06Hmm.
00:07Why?
00:08Why?
00:09I'll need it.
00:12Baby, condoms are for lovers.
00:14You have to hide it before marriage.
00:17We're getting married.
00:19Baby, if we get married, aren't we lovers?
00:24Hmm?
00:25Tell me.
00:26We are lovers.
00:28Then?
00:30What's the fun in wearing a raincoat and getting drenched in the rain?
00:33And baby, if the rain turns you into a baby,
00:38then?
00:39The whole year will be dry.
00:41Is that okay for you?
00:42Don't worry.
00:44I've done some research.
00:46I'll take a U-turn before the accident.
00:49And what if you don't take a U-turn?
00:53Let me drive.
00:55If I don't take a U-turn, you can take a pill.
00:59Baby, please.
01:00Please.
01:01Trust me, I'll take a U-turn.
01:03The lighting is so good and you're taking a U-turn.
01:07Are you sure?
01:08Trust me.
01:09Trust you?
01:10Trust me.
01:29Oh.
01:52Then?
01:53Headache, leg ache.
01:55You always have a headache.
01:59You should do yoga and pranayama.
02:05I do it every day.
02:07Give it to me.
02:08No, I'll do it.
02:09Give it to me.
02:12Give me the other leg.
02:13No, I'll do it.
02:14Give it to me.
02:15I feel a little acupressure.
02:17Give it to me.
02:18Oh.
02:23Listen.
02:24They just got married.
02:27Make something nice for them today.
02:31Hmm?
02:33I'll make it.
02:35You go, I'll apply it.
02:38You take the pills.
02:40Hmm.
02:48Hmm.
03:02Sandhya.
03:03Namaste Bhaiji.
03:04Good morning.
03:06Good morning.
03:07Namaste Mamiji Bapaji.
03:08Namaste Beta.
03:09Namaste Beta.
03:10Namaste Beta.
03:15Sister-in-law.
03:16Why have you tied a cloth on your head?
03:18Nothing.
03:19I have a headache.
03:21Aunty.
03:22Mom has a headache every day.
03:26Sometimes in the head.
03:27Sometimes in the legs.
03:28And sometimes in the stomach.
03:30Sister-in-law.
03:31You should drink Giloy every day.
03:33It increases your immunity.
03:35Yes, I'll drink it.
03:37Okay, listen.
03:38You both will have dinner at home, right?
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes.
03:45I'll leave, Bhaiji.
03:46Hey.
03:47Why are you going alone?
03:48Where will you wander?
03:51It's time for his shop.
03:53He will drop you.
03:56No, Bhaiji.
03:57I'll go.
03:58There is no problem.
03:59He will see the plant on this pretext.
04:01Hmm.
04:02If you ever forget lunch, he will come to see you.
04:06Why should Rishi bother?
04:09Anyway, Rishi has to get ready.
04:11And I'm getting late.
04:12It's done.
04:13I'm coming.
04:14You eat.
04:15Sania.
04:16Do you know what will happen for us?
04:18Indira Nooyi.
04:20And will Indira Nooyi go in a rickshaw?
04:22Tell me.
04:23No, not at all, aunty.
04:25She can go.
04:27Come on.
04:28Drop her at the gate.
04:29Yes, let's go.
04:32Go with her, dear.
04:33Bye, aunty.
04:35Bye.
04:48No, no, no.
04:49Straight, straight.
04:50What?
04:51That's not allowed.
04:52Really?
04:53Yes.
04:56Okay, dear.
04:57You go.
04:58I'll go from here.
05:00I've been riding for a long time.
05:02Say bye properly.
05:03Okay, go.
05:04Hey.
05:05Huh?
05:06Bye.
05:07I'll see you at the gate.
05:09Aren't you getting late?
05:11Okay.
05:12Bye.
05:13Bye.
05:14Bye.
05:23Yes.
05:24Who do you want to meet?
05:27That...
05:31Mehta.
05:32I have an appointment with Mr. Mehta.
05:35Sanya.
05:36Who is she?
05:40I'm from Dainik Sangram.
05:42Mr. Mehta's wife has won the best umbrella award in Karnal.
05:46He'll publish a photo in the newspaper.
05:48Sir, is she a girl named Sanaya?
05:51She's telling me she has an appointment with you.
05:55Your wife has won an award.
05:56Photo, photo.
05:57She's telling me to publish a photo in the newspaper.
06:00Of a snake or an umbrella?
06:02Of a snake.
06:03Of an umbrella.
06:04Of a factory.
06:05She'll take a photo of everything, Sanya.
06:07Coloured or black and white?
06:09Hey.
06:10Full size.
06:11Coloured.
06:12Front page.
06:13Along with the interview.
06:16Should I take it or go?
06:18Wait, wait.
06:19Yes, sir.
06:20Give it to me.
06:24Okay, go.
06:25Yes.
06:59Good morning, sir.
07:03Sir, stop, sir, stop.
07:11Good morning, sir.
07:15Good morning.
07:17Sit.
07:18Thank you, sir.
07:29Who are you teaching poetry to?
07:39All the boys will stay in this class with me.
07:43And the girls will go to Section B with Ms. Zohra.
07:48Get up, girls.
07:51Move!