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00:30Look at those rapids.
01:00It truly is a man-eating river.
01:06Now let us go together, Sensei.
01:12Right.
01:24Dearest Satchan.
01:27Yes?
01:30With this, we'll be together forever.
01:38Oh dear.
02:29Hmm.
02:48Hmm.
02:51Interesting.
02:53This must be the world we come to after we depart our own.
02:56One can't help but notice it has a decidedly western aesthetic.
03:01This is not the world after death.
03:05Hmm?
03:07Welcome, adventurer.
03:12I beg your pardon? Who are you?
03:16The one charged with guiding all those who alight upon our realm. My name is Annette.
03:27Come, adventurer. Behold.
03:31You will see that you've been summoned to a new world, unlike your own.
03:35You are one among the rare few to be chosen and transported...
03:43...to this land shrouded in a growing darkness, Zauberburg.
03:57One of those destined...
04:00...to bring light to our world.
04:03Chosen and transported. A new world.
04:07Yes.
04:09Which is to say...
04:11Rather than going to my final rest with my beloved, I've been torn from the embrace of death and brought to this place.
04:18I'm glad you've grasped your situation.
04:21Heh heh.
04:24So my shameful existence carries on.
04:33Now, heed my words, adventurer. You have been given a mission.
04:38That is...
04:41Huh?
04:44WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
04:51P-Purifying Light! Detoxify!
04:59Hm?
05:03Listen. I'm sure you think you're being helpful.
05:07You're not. Please stop that.
05:10What exactly do you think you're doing?!
05:13Back on your feet, adventurer!
05:14You were summoned to this world to save it, and you shall carry out your mission according to the dictates of fate!
05:21Mission? I acknowledge no mission.
05:25There's nothing left for me now but to find a place to die.
05:30Stop eating those things!
05:32Why would you do something so absurd when you have yet to fulfill the purpose granted to you when you were chosen by this world?!
05:38Chosen, you say?
05:40You say.
05:44And did I ask to be chosen by this world?
05:47Huh? But as death loomed over you, were you not visited by a truck?
05:52What was that?
05:55Ah. Yes, there was a truck.
05:59Then there can be no mistake. You have been delivered into our realm.
06:04The Otherworld Selection Truck does not err.
06:06Out of the countless souls trudging through their joyless lives in your old world,
06:11the truck you encountered will spirit but a lucky field to our world for a second chance at a fulfilling existence.
06:17It is the delivery vehicle for our World Transfer Service.
06:20If the Otherworld Selection Truck found its way to you, it could only mean that you led a life of profound unhappiness.
06:26But now you've been whisked away from the sorrows of your life before to a new realm and granted a noble purpose!
06:33This is cause to rejoice!
06:37I'm afraid your truck did err.
06:44Huh?
06:46It didn't deliver me from unhappiness.
06:49It denied me the singular joy of plunging headfirst into the hereafter, hand in hand with the woman I love.
06:55What?
06:59What gives you the right to decide for a stranger that they're unhappy?
07:03The presumptuousness of you beggars' belief.
07:07I can hardly believe my ears.
07:10He was so unhappy in his old life that he chose to end it by his own hand.
07:14How is he not grateful?
07:17But it matters not.
07:19Whatever this human says now, once he knows what he's capable of in his new life, he'll be overjoyed.
07:25For every human the truck delivers to this world, without exception, is endowed with the ability to wield superhuman powers.
07:33Wait, by the gods?
07:35He's on 1 HP?
07:37His status screen is red!
07:39How is he still poisoned?
07:41Is he just perpetually at death's door?
07:44No, impossible.
07:46Nobody could be this weak.
07:48There must be an explanation.
07:50Surely he has some kind of special skill.
07:53Perhaps an exceptional hidden ability.
07:57He has nothing!
07:59But that's absurd!
08:00It simply can't be!
08:04He really is frail.
08:06I've never seen an Otherworlder this weak.
08:13Well, I should be on my way.
08:22Wait!
08:25Please, sir, forgive me for speaking out in haste.
08:28It would seem that you were right.
08:30Indeed, you could only have been transported to Zalberberg in error.
08:34I can see no other explanation.
08:37You could hardly build a life in this world when even mere survival is beyond your strength!
08:52Exactly so.
08:54A summary of my existence.
08:56As I thought.
08:58Whatever world I might be in,
09:00some part of my nature ensures that I'll be branded a failure.
09:08I am truly sorry.
09:10Our world has made a terrible mistake.
09:12But please, I implore you.
09:14Take Sanctuary here!
09:16You're in no shape to face this world's perils!
09:19The monsters are sure to kill you this way.
09:21You're in no shape to face this world's perils!
09:24The monsters are sure to kill you the moment you set foot outside!
09:28Thanks for your concern.
09:30But there's no need for you to worry about me.
09:33As I said, there's nothing left for me now but to find a place to die.
09:41This man...
09:46He's different from the rest.
09:51There was a time when my role as a guide to other worlders was a source of pride.
09:59Where am I?
10:01Well, mad adventurer, I've been waiting for you!
10:04Welcome to the world of Zalberberg!
10:07I would rush to greet each one, with a pure joy throbbing in my bosom.
10:13And yet...
10:15Honestly, from corporate drone to hero hop,
10:18to one more dead-end gig...
10:19I beg you to reconsider, oh hero!
10:23In time...
10:25Oh hey, I pulled out the legendary sword, and it wasn't even-
10:28Arrogant!
10:29Well, that never happened, hero!
10:31Amazing hero! I never would have known!
10:34You're so good at this, hero!
10:36Now I get it, hero!
10:39I spoke from an empty heart, doomed to heap hollow praise upon hero after unworthy hero.
10:46Or so I thought!
10:50Wait!
10:52At the very least, you must take up a profession before you go!
11:01A profession?
11:07A writer is all I am fit to be.
11:12Nothing more, and nothing less.
11:16I bid you farewell, hero.
11:20Young lady with the beautifully shaped ears.
11:26At last...
11:28I understand.
11:35This man...
11:39The man I've been waiting so long to meet...
11:42Has finally arrived!
11:49To be continued...
12:19The Great Plains of Ariston has been discovered.
12:23Five experience points gained.
12:25Whoever's voice that is...
12:27I would request that you refrain from speaking directly into my mind.
12:31The last thing I need now is a migraine.
12:35Adventure has advanced to level two.
12:40Come, sweet death.
12:50No! Let me go!
12:56You're an adventurer, right?
12:58Sorry to bother you, but do you think you can help me?
13:01Please hurry! If I don't get breathing, this tree is going to kill me!
13:07No!
13:10That's two people I've met today with extremely distinctive ears.
13:15But putting that aside...
13:16Women certainly are beautiful in the throes of death.
13:20Hey! Help me!
13:22Pardon me, but would you take offense if I wrote a novel based on you?
13:25Huh?! What the heck are you saying?!
13:28Just hurry up and save me already!
13:32You don't want to die, then?
13:34Right. One moment.
13:46I can't reach.
13:47Um, try a sword or a spell or something?
13:56Now I can't breathe.
13:57Oh, come on, man! How can an adventurer be this useless?!
14:01Well, it's been a pleasure.
14:04Though it seems like our acquaintance is bound to be a brief one.
14:07And whose fault is that?!
14:10All death trees have the suction skill.
14:13They drain the life force from whatever they catch.
14:17Which means a few minutes from now, we're both going to be plant food.
14:24Then at least the day will end well.
14:26How is that ending well?!
14:28Be honest with yourself. Does death not excite you?
14:32Are you kidding me?!
14:34I can feel the life force draining out of me.
14:41This is goodbye.
14:44Wait! Don't give up, adventurer!
14:47Where are you?!
14:49Hey! Say something! Come on!
14:59I never could have imagined this would be how I die.
15:02Confused and disappointed.
15:16Huh?
15:19What just happened?
15:23Once again, I've been torn from death's embrace.
15:26Adventurer's poison is at 300 damage.
15:29Death tree has been defeated.
15:31What is this?!
15:33Did he trick it into killing itself by absorbing his poison instead of his life force?!
15:39Adventurer has advanced to level 3.
15:42But how?!
15:43Has he been injecting himself with poison?!
15:46What is up with you?!
15:48You were pretending to be weak, but you're actually pretty strong!
16:01It's always like this.
16:03I wish for death, pursue it, and it eludes me without fail.
16:14Five times I've tried to escape this life.
16:19And not once have I been able to break free.
16:25That's pretty heavy.
16:28Well, I don't know what's got you so depressed.
16:31But for what it's worth, I'm glad to be alive.
16:34So like, you know...
16:42Hey, why don't you come stay at my place for a while?
16:46I owe you my life, after all.
16:48It's the least I could do.
16:50And by the way, what's your name, stranger?
16:54Most people call me Sensei.
16:56Sensei it is, then! Let's go!
17:04Sanchan...
17:08Now let us go together, Sensei.
17:15Sanchan, were you brought to this world as well?
17:20Wait, where did that come from?
17:22I know I haven't told you my name, but it isn't Sanchan!
17:25Now listen, because I don't like repeating myself, my name is...
17:28Oh, Sanchan.
17:32Did I not just tell you to listen?!
17:34Hey, hold on! Where do you think you're going?!
17:36Now, as I was saying, my name is...
17:39Sanchan.
17:41Stanford!
17:47I found my reason to carry on living in this whimsical world in which I find myself.
18:02Wherever you are, I swear I will find you.
18:06And together, we will end our lives.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:09I'm sorry.
19:11I'm sorry.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:16I'm sorry.
19:18I'm sorry.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:22I'm sorry.
19:24I'm sorry.
19:26I'm sorry.
19:28I'm sorry.
19:30I'm sorry.
19:32I'm sorry.
19:33My eyes are filled with stage fright.
19:37My tears fall mercilessly.
19:51Hear me...
19:53O gods of Salberburg...
19:55I beseech you, grant that adventurer your protection...
19:58And some day...
19:59Grant me my wish, and let us meet once again.
20:10Adventurer?
20:12Hey there.
20:16By the gods, he returned already!
20:20Hey Sensei, what'd you bring us out here for?
20:25And how soon can we leave?
20:28Who is this strange woman with him?
20:31As it happens, there's something I would like to ask you.
20:37I guess. Please do.
20:40Could you help me find somebody who may have been brought here with me?
20:43A woman by the name of Satchan.
20:46And there's another woman?!
20:52I don't even know where to begin.
20:55Hey, cheer up Sensei! It's gonna be fine!
20:58Don't worry, she's gotta be out there somewhere.
21:02Such large, fluffy clouds.
21:04We've still got a ways to go to my place.
21:07The castle town have brought this close by, so why don't we make a stop there?
21:10Here, this way!
21:14To take a man's hand so casually and in plain sight!
21:17Why have you no sense of shame at all?!
21:20You could have written my wrist about it!
21:22Why did you even come with us anyway, huh?!
21:24Well, because I...
21:30I see.
21:32Cause you fell hard for Sensei as soon as you met him, didn't you?
21:36What?! I assure you my motives are not so impure!
21:40As a woman of the cloth, it is my sacred duty to shepherd this otherworlder through the perils of these lands!
21:45Whoa! I didn't know Sensei was an otherworlder!
21:48Aw, man! So that's why he's so strong!
21:51Strong? I have to accompany this man lest his frail constitution fold under a light breeze!
21:57Why are you lying?!
21:58You don't know crap, lady!
21:59I'm with him cause he killed a death tree with a single attack and saved my life!
22:03So don't try and tell me he isn't strong!
22:07Saved... your life...
22:09The bond between you is already that close...
22:13My, you filthy little feline floozy...
22:17I hope you're not always like this.
22:22Well, this is certainly a delightful coincidence.
22:25I've been feeling rather light-headed since I first arrived in your world.
22:29I think a nap would do me some good.
22:31Kindly wake me up once we're in town.
22:36It's every bit as comfortable as I'd imagined.
22:38Are you actually gonna be able to sleep in there?
22:41Thank you, Annette.
22:42And you, Tama. Good night.
22:44Who the hell is Tama?!
22:46I've been trying to tell you, but he just...
22:52He asked for my name as soon as we met and he remembered it.
23:03Now let's be off!
23:05Sure thing, Miss Woman of the Clock.
23:07Oh yeah, so pure.