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00:00Scary jungle, right?
00:07Oh, a leaf. Oh, it might attack me.
00:11Oh, it's a scary tree. I'm afraid.
00:15Please never find my way. I'm the emperor.
00:18And as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
00:23Okay, where am I?
00:28What? What?
00:30Help me! Help me! Help me!
00:38Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
00:49What do you want?
00:52Oh, for me? Why, I don't know what to say.
00:58Hit the road, Bucky.
01:04Ow!
01:20Do you have a dick?
01:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:23Can I get this thing?
01:24No, no, no, don't.
01:25Give it back!
01:31Ha!
01:34Ah!
01:37No!
01:45Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:57You killer jaguar.
02:01Whoa!
02:08Ah!
02:14Ah!
02:18Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:26Don't worry, your highness, I got you. You're safe now.
02:32Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing,
02:35but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
02:39No, no, no, it's okay. This is all right. We can figure this out.
02:45I hate you.
02:47Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:57Ah!
03:01Woo-hoo-hoo!
03:10Ah!
03:14I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
03:17Uh-oh.
03:19Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
03:21Yep.
03:22Sharp rocks at the bottom?
03:23Most likely.
03:25Bring it on.
03:27Boo-yah!
03:29Ah!
03:40Ah!
03:58Your highness. Your highness, can you hear me?
04:02Oh, boy.
04:04Come on, breathe.
04:06Breathe!
04:08Oh, not me.
04:19All right.
04:23Ah!
04:32For the last time, it was not a kiss.
04:37Whatever you call it.
04:39It was disgusting.
04:41And if you would have done what I ordered you to do in the first place,
04:44we all could have been spared your little kiss of life.
04:48Ah!
04:50But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
04:53I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzco-topia.
04:57Oh, yeah.
04:59Okay, now look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04I just think if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
05:09And why would I do that?
05:12Because deep down I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
05:19And that's bad.
05:23Well, yeah.
05:25Nobody's that heartless.
05:30Now take me back.
05:31What? Wait, wait.
05:32How can you be this way?
05:34All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
05:38Uh, yeah, doy, me.
05:40Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
05:42You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program.
05:44Eh, Pacha?
05:46You know what?
05:47Someday you're going to wind up all alone.
05:49And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
05:52Thanks for that.
05:53I'll log that away.
05:54Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
05:58Looks to me like you're stuck out here.
06:00Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
06:05Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
06:12Ah!
06:13What?
06:14I didn't do anything.
06:15Somebody's throwing stuff.
06:17Are you going to build a fire or what?
06:18What's going on?
06:20He's never going to change his mind.
06:25How am I ever going to get out of here?
06:55I know.