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00:001, 2, 3, 4!
00:04Yeah!
00:08Everybody get naked!
00:15Hiro, you and Shin aren't still watching that terrible game show, are you?
00:19I need to use those spa coupons before they expire.
00:24Hiro!
00:25If you're wrong, the lucky audience member will activate the shocker on your wife.
00:30You'd think the million-dollar prize would be enough to get this show good ratings.
00:34Yeah, you'd think.
00:35Once again on the television series Seinfeld,
00:37who is more attractive, perky Season 3 Elaine or slutty Season 8 Elaine?
00:41Your answer?
00:42Season 3?
00:52Shocker.
00:53Damn, that is a tough one.
00:55Elaine had better breasts early on, but better hair towards the end.
00:59Oh, well, at least the audience wins,
01:01because we get to see them carry out the punishment live.
01:04Go to that spa now. I don't waste coupons.
01:07You guys know that.
01:09Yeah, okay.
01:14Hey, Dad, you remembered to bring the coupons, right?
01:17Of course.
01:19What do they get us, anyway?
01:21Half-off with extra complimentary soap?
01:23How the hell is it extra complimentary?
01:25It says...
01:27I love cleaning your ass hair. Get it?
01:30I like puns, but that was just awful.
01:33Shin, is that you?
01:36Oh, it's Honey Naniko.
01:40Hey, guys.
01:41Hey.
01:43Hey, Shin, you and your dad going to the spa?
01:46Yeah.
01:48Soap loves your ass hair!
01:51What are you talking about?
01:53Complimentary soap. Compliment. I'm clever.
01:57Joke thief.
01:59You know, I'm headed to the spa now myself.
02:01Bathing in public helps my self-esteem.
02:03What? We're going to the same spa tonight?
02:06Yeah, we should go there together.
02:23She wants to go together in the bath with...
02:26with no clothesies on.
02:30Shin, my sweet, will you rub some bubbles on my boobies?
02:33Only if you give my action bastard floaties for me first.
02:38Shin, I need you to touch my boobies now.
02:46Hey, what are you thinking about?
02:50Would you shut up?
02:51I have to. I have to touch your boobies.
02:54Knock it off. She's your mom's friend.
02:56Can't stop you from whispering her name in the bathroom for 20 minutes.
03:00Bathroom? What are you talking about?
03:03Who knows what you think of her when you're pooping, but whatever.
03:06Why don't we drop this? You're freaking Naniko out.
03:08You're just jealous she's attracted to me.
03:10Lots of women like me.
03:11Once at a bar, this girl thought I bought her a beer.
03:13I think I'll catch up with you later, guys.
03:15She smiled at me for over 10 seconds. I counted.
03:18Whoa. Impressive.
03:21You really can't tell how big Mount Fuji is until you see a painting of it in person.
03:26I'm glad we're here, Dad.
03:28When I look back at my childhood, I'll always remember being naked with you and other wet men.
03:33Shut up.
03:35Don't forget your legs.
03:37That's cold.
03:44Party Naniko!
03:47Hey, knock it off. You're bothering her.
03:49How so?
03:51Well, she's bathing. You're not supposed to just scream over the wall.
03:54I agree. I should go see if she needs help getting it hard to reach places.
03:58Hey, be quiet.
04:06Party Naniko, what are you doing right now?
04:09We're just about to get in the shower, Shin.
04:12Oh, well, make sure you girls scrub each other all over.
04:16Mom says it's important not to miss a spot.
04:18So scrub your butts and gently pat your lady.
04:20Shin, knock it off. You'll get me arrested or something.
04:24Ah, nothing like a nice soak to relax after another long day of disappointing your boss.
04:29I think the fat guy there just peed.
04:31What? Oh, no.
04:33Ew, I feel it.
04:35Well, I guess it's my fault, though.
04:37Picking the bath with the sleeping sumo guy.
04:39Oh, well, we gotta scrub up again.
04:43Hurry, let's go.
04:44Why? It's warm.
04:46Come on, Shin. Trust your old man on this one.
04:48Fat man pee ruins your complexion.
04:50Besides, if you scrub up really good, you'll impress Naniko.
04:56Honey Naniko, I'm gonna wash up real good just for you.
04:59Hold on, Shin. I'm on the toilet.
05:04And now the scrubby song.
05:06Foam on my belly. Foam on my belly.
05:09Foam on my back. Foam on my back.
05:12Foam on my backy back back.
05:14I like foam.
05:16Foam in my pat pat. Foam in my crack.
05:19Foam in my pat pat. Foam in my crack.
05:29Knock it off, Dad. We all know how loud you can fart.
05:32Don't fart and don't lie about your fart.
05:34Oh, blame it on your child. Real mature.
05:39Sorry about my gassy dad, hottie Naniko.
05:42I just came up with another song, though. Wanna hear?
05:45Sure, I'd love to, Shin. Sing away.
05:50I like spas.
05:52Don't wear bras.
05:55When you're hugging cute young boys.
06:01I haven't worked. I'm still working on the chorus.
06:08I feel like a million dollars, or whatever that is in yen.
06:11Hey, Shin.
06:13Wow, you look cleaner than I've ever seen you.
06:16Yeah, that's because I scrubbed three times. I spent an hour on my crotch alone.
06:21You really are cute, Shin. I bought you a present, see?
06:25Oh, cool. What is it?
06:28If it's fatty pee, I've already had some.
06:30It's a banana-flavored health shake. And I got chocolate for you.
06:34Wow, Naniko, thanks.
06:36Here's to a great night at the spa.
06:47We should do this every single night.
06:50Actually, they said to never come back.
07:00White Man Can't Dump
07:08White Man Can't Dump
07:14Oh no, something's brewing down there.
07:17But where can I liberate these turds?
07:20I don't know if I can hold it till I get to my very young Republicans meeting.
07:23Damn chili freedom fries.
07:26This sucks. I can't use a public restroom. They'll let anyone use them.
07:29And in this ghetto, you can get AIDS just from looking at one of those toilet seats.
07:37Where can I take a dump?
07:40That's it. Shin's dump of an apartment's just around the corner.
07:44I'll pretend like I'm coming over to play, then casually ask to use his bathroom.
07:48Pardon me.
07:51I just need...
07:57I just need to powder my nose in the other room.
08:00What's taking me so long, Shin?
08:03I've just been washing my hands for 30 minutes. A bum looked at me.
08:06Ugh, at last.
08:09Just in time to let General Colon Val go.
08:12Every step brings poop closer.
08:15So close.
08:18Salvation lies at the end of the hall.
08:21This is a great plan.
08:24There's a hole in there, so I don't have to stink it up at home.
08:31I don't know anything about a hole, Mrs...
08:34Oh, Georgie, it's just you.
08:37Good afternoon, ma'am. I was just in the area, so...
08:40Oh, I see. Shin's returning the tomatoes he bought and getting the sweet potatoes I originally asked for.
08:43Want to come in?
08:46That'd be lovely, ma'am.
08:49I can use his crapper without putting up with any of his crap.
08:53Ma'am, is your maid cleaning the bathroom right now?
08:56Our maid? That would be nice.
08:59My husband sheds like a Labrador and my son pees like one, but I'm stuck cleaning.
09:02By all means, take your time.
09:05It's not like I have to make a duty or something disgusting like that.
09:12Oh, greetings, little trash monkey.
09:17Boy, Shin really did a number on this toilet.
09:21Sounds like it's going to take you a while to clean.
09:24Not that I'm in a hurry to get in there or anything.
09:27A good boy like you would never make a mess like this. You probably don't even poo.
09:30No, ma'am, I would never do such a thing.
09:37I'm glad you're practicing for your inevitable life as a stripper, but please!
09:46The toilet is free!
09:49Would you like to come into the kitchen and make some tea?
09:52Far from the bathroom?
09:54So consider it keeping me away from that stinkhole.
09:57Pardon me, Mrs. N. I need to... well, I'd like to...
10:00No need to be shy, Georgie. Just spit it out.
10:03Just so we're clear, you did say spit, right?
10:06Deliverance for Mitzi!
10:08Hey, lady, don't I deserve a tip?
10:10What took you so long, Shin?
10:12You gave me a list, but you forgot I can't read.
10:15I drew you a picture.
10:18Yo!
10:19Uh, hi.
10:20Well, it was good seeing you, man.
10:22I got a chocolate souffle on the rise.
10:24What did I say about going twosies while we have company?
10:27I'm sorry.
10:28It's fine.
10:30I mean, everybody poops.
10:32Well, everybody except for me, apparently.
10:39Mmm, these look delicious.
10:41Georgie, do you like sweet potato?
10:43Yes, I suppose so, ma'am. Why do you ask?
10:45Damn, what is Shin doing?
10:46Digging a dump or giving birth?
10:51Please, dig in.
10:52You know, it's so nice to finally serve a man who will say thanks instead of farting.
10:56Actually, I'm pretty full.
10:58Nonsense. I'll be insulted if you don't stuff your face.
11:01Okay, maybe just one, then.
11:03Sweet potatoes are very good for you.
11:05They're packed with fiber, so they really get things moving.
11:07Whether you want them moving or not.
11:09Now, when you say get things moving, what exactly do you mean, huh?
11:12Bon appétit.
11:14Bon appétit.
11:17Goodbye, old friends!
11:20Thank you, thank you.
11:23Georgie, here, drink some tea.
11:25You guys should have seen the mountain of poo I just pooed.
11:28Should have planted a flag and called it Mount Poojie.
11:30We're eating here.
11:31Time to put some more poo fuel in my body so I can do that all over again.
11:34Don't be disgusting, Shin.
11:36You know you can learn something from your little friend Georgie.
11:38You don't hear him talking about his bowel movements at the table because he has manners.
11:42Oh, I thank you for noticing that, ma'am.
11:45Can't go to the bathroom now. My fecal discretion is what separates me from these animals.
11:49Don't let Shin's scatological humor ruin your appetite, okay?
11:52Uh, yes, ma'am.
11:58Oh, that's good.
12:01Hema, get out of his lap. That's what bad girls do.
12:03Come on, Hema, get off.
12:08Come on, baby.
12:11Sorry, she gets into mommy and daddy's private videos and gets ideas.
12:16You're making it hard for Georgie.
12:19It's okay, don't make her cry.
12:21Hema, you can sit on my lap as long as you like.
12:24Oh, Georgie, you're such a sweet little cutie patootie.
12:27I can see why my daughter has a crush on you.
12:30Oh, you're too kind.
12:31I'm warning you, Georgie. You break her heart, I'll break your ass bones. Got it?
12:35What are you talking about?
12:41I can't deny it, or they'll know I supplied it.
12:47This place already smells so foul, no one even noticed.
12:55More crow, the perv button died.
13:02Went down the up pipe.
13:04Well, that's what you get for stuffing your face like a little piggy.
13:07Why can't you be more refined like this polite young man here?
13:11Georgie puts his whitey tees on two legs at a time, just like the rest of us.
13:15Don't act like your poo don't stink.
13:17Just what are you implying?
13:21Uh-oh, I think my body is calling for a massive surge in poop levels.
13:25I've just got to fight the bullet and go in there.
13:27Excuse me!
13:28Hold that thought, Georgie.
13:30Those sweet potatoes are working their sweet, sweet magic.
13:34Pardon me, ma'am, does that mean what I think it means?
13:37This could take a while, okay?
13:39Going twosies while we have company? Can't think of anything ruder.
13:42Who does that?
13:44Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
13:46There's been a backup on Mom's Hershey Highway for days, so there's a lot of dump to take.
13:51Oh, you don't say.
13:53Well, I'd better be going.
13:57Bye!
13:58Thank you!
14:07Bye-bye!
14:10My ass dance appears to be catching on, and I don't think I like it.
14:25Ah, fresh as a summer's eve.
14:27Guess I better clean the bathroom again.
14:31Oh no, where'd Georgie go?
14:32After you went to the crapper, he just looked at his watch and left.
14:38Aw, Georgie forgot his backpack.
14:41But that's so unlike him, isn't it?
14:43Uh-huh, he was acting kinda strange.
14:45And not just Georgie strange, like talking about politics stuff no five-year-old should know.
14:49Should I call his mom and tell her to search his room for drugs or L. Ron Hubbard novels?
15:00I swear to Ronald Reagan, if I can just make it to my meeting...
15:08Uh-oh.
15:19The Cucumber-Sucking Monster!
15:23Huh? A monster?
15:26I learned all about it on the internet.
15:28At the base of Mount Koskabe in the waters called Tears of the Fat Geisha Lake, there lives the monster known as the Kappa.
15:34You're sure it's not a duck with birth defects like a beak where its butt should be?
15:38Have I ever met Rog before?
15:40I plan to make a snot sculpture today, but I would like to see a monster.
15:44I see one after happy hour.
15:46He could stay in my closet. I keep lots of things in there.
15:49You can't be serious. Everyone knows the Kappa doesn't exist.
15:52We're not preschoolers anymore.
15:54He's just a boogeyman scare tactic invented by meddling know-it-alls to make us all act nice and do what we're told.
15:59Who hates it when you doubt him? It makes him very angry.
16:02I'm just being rational.
16:04Spoilsport!
16:05Hater of magic!
16:09I'm starting a Kappa-hunting strike force. If you're with me, say poo.
16:12Poo!
16:14I'm surrounded by fools.
16:20Look, it's my cute commoner friends enjoying their commoner lives.
16:23Hey, I! We're going to the Tears of the Fat Geisha Lake to hunt a Kappa who might be scary but may also become a cuddly friend.
16:30Oh, Kappa-hunting sounds fun. Are Shin and his rebellious dancing ass going too?
16:34Of course I'll be there, psycho. I'm the leader of the strike force.
16:37It's bad enough we're going. You don't get to lead us too.
16:40Come. You can boss us around and I can smell your hair.
16:43Yeah, sure. I feel like slimming in today.
16:46Miss Ai, you don't have time for this.
16:48You have your seminar on how to use your name to open a nightclub for raver Eurotrash at 2.30.
16:53Okay, let's play clue.
16:54I see the suit-wearing manservant kill the vase in the study with Daddy's nine iron and a personal lubricant.
16:59Do I win the game, Mr. K?
17:04Oh, s**t. This always happens when I get to that hole. I gotta watch where I put that lube.
17:10I... I... I gotta get that thing out of the car.
17:14Lead the way, Shin, my hunky-hunting man-boy.
17:18I thought Erises only went to the boonies for reality shows, Ai.
17:22My family has a long history of collecting exotic creatures, like the Aborigine tribe my dad keeps in our zoo.
17:29But Kappa's no ordinary animal, you know.
17:32The webpage I found says the Kappa was an ancient green gerbil with a magic candy-coated shell
17:38who had the body of a turtle but the head of a turtle, and the beak of a tortoise, and the scales of a turtle.
17:44The Kappa likes to sit and volophosize while choking down long, wrinkly cucumbers
17:49until his mouth foams up with cucumber juice.
17:51When he doesn't get cucumbers, he freaks and he eats people instead.
17:55He also sumos the boys.
17:58The End, by Boo.
17:59Wow!
18:00You really did your research, Boo. I can't find one thing in that story that doesn't make total sense.
18:05Yeah, so you learn anything else, like how to catch him?
18:10Sure, with my secret weapon.
18:14The power of cucumber compels you!
18:17Hooray!
18:18I came here with Mommy and Caitlyn once. I miss her.
18:21Definitely the kind of place a scary monster would be.
18:24As long as we got our cucumber, we should be fine.
18:26You said the Kappa likes sumo, right?
18:31Come on, Kappa, what you waiting for?
18:33I'm a little boy with a thong on my booty. Come out and wrestle me.
18:36Oh, if he doesn't want to wrestle you, I will.
18:38Careful, Shed.
18:39Internet said that after cucumbers, the Kappa's next favorite food are the jewels of your family.
18:45Jewels of your family?
18:46They hang off your butt and are filled with millions of tiny people.
18:49Everybody has them.
18:51Don't worry, guys. I think he's talking about the tusks of Mr. Elephant.
18:55Just keep him in your pants, okay?
18:57I've got family jewels!
18:59Careful, Maasai. It could be dangerous.
19:01Well, then I suggest you use other means to capture him.
19:04You mean the team? But your father told me only to use them on kidnappers or paparazzi.
19:08Golf club and personal lubricant.
19:10Say no more, Maasai.
19:13You been listening, boys? Commence operation under the following clearance code.
19:17Blue, Six, Tango and Cash Sigourney Weaver.
19:26Blue, Six, Tango and Cash Sigourney Weaver
19:39Scuba men holding cucumbers? I've had this dream.
19:42Cue the music montage.
19:45Swimming, diving, scuba team
19:49Can't find anything
19:52Give cucumber to the kappa
19:55Or he'll eat your ass
20:01Give cucumber to the kappa
20:04Or he will eat your ass
20:09Maasai, there's bad news.
20:11After combing the lake with the latest technology,
20:13we found 600 catfish, 1400 minnows, a Loch Ness monster,
20:17Penny's sister Caitlin and 500,000 copies of Eddie Murphy's party all the time.
20:21But absolutely no sign of the kappa monster.
20:25At least since everyone has disappointment marks on their faces now,
20:28my bruise doesn't stand out as much.
20:32I can't believe I missed Action Bastard reruns for this.
20:35Shin, wait!
20:36How could the internet be wrong?
20:38And how can I be friends with a mongoloid?
20:41Thanks, Sai. If you hadn't brought those men with their fancy gear,
20:43we still could have believed the kappa was real.
20:45Don't be mean to her, Penny.
20:47She's strong and handsome and she was only trying to help us.
20:50She doesn't love you.
20:53I said we want to see a kappa!
20:55Now are you going to give me everything I want or not?
20:57Of course, Maasai.
21:08At least now I can count that furry convention as a write-off.
21:11Guys, look!
21:12I'm that crazy fruit hair chick from the banana stickers.
21:15Should I even point out the plot holes in this costume change?
21:19Well, I think you look incredible.
21:21Hey, let's go have fairies in the woods instead.
21:24Huh? You really think there could be fairies in there?
21:26The tooth fairy looks like my mom.
21:28Yeah, let's hunt hotties with wings and naked boobies.
21:32Fairy hunting strike force!
21:34When are you guys going to grow up?
21:36Wait, Maasai!
21:37You were supposed to hunt me! I'm the kappa!
21:39Should I wait?
21:41Are you still going to tell your dad about the golf club?
21:48Psst. Oh, sh**.
22:18I know things are bad and getting worse
22:21But after all this, I can rest a while
22:24And then I'll party, party, party, party, join us, join us
22:28Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us
22:31Shake your day away and use hand
22:33Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us
22:36Party, party, join us, join us
22:38Shake your blues away!
22:43Yo! We're getting vacation, mom!
22:46This body's shaking and it ain't just shaking here
22:49I see that smile, you're grinning ear to ear
22:52Sing this song, you should really sing it clear
22:55Just sing along with us
23:00Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us
23:03Party, party, join us, join us
23:05Shake your day away and use hand
23:06Party, party!
23:08Oh, I'm bad for truth.
23:10Party!
23:11Brand old party it is.
23:13Party, party!
23:16Party!