Emmerdale 19th September 2024
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00:00What's happening?
00:01Bedlam alarm.
00:02Yeah, I know that. I thought there was something wrong.
00:07Well, something is, with the alarm, since that business with the horse. We need it working.
00:16Because goodness knows the police haven't exactly leapt into action.
00:23Hence this, Matt. All done?
00:25Yeah, all sorted.
00:26Great.
00:28Cheers.
00:30You look worried.
00:32No, no, it's just... but it's loud, innit?
00:36It's very loud. Would you like a sit down and a cup of warm milk?
00:40No, I'll be fine, thank you.
00:42Do you think you can hold it together till lunch? I thought I'd make something with that lovely food you bought.
00:48I've got to be somewhere, sorry.
00:51Anywhere nice. I could tag along, we can eat out.
00:55No, no, it's just like all this stuff.
00:59Tomorrow, I'm all yours.
01:01Why, what's special about tomorrow?
01:04Do you know what? I can make it.
01:11See you later.
01:23Hiya.
01:24Hi.
01:27John seems to think that I'm the tea boy.
01:30Oh, and what did you say?
01:33I said how many sugars do you want with that?
01:37How are you doing today?
01:40Still a grown up. Still don't need my hand holding.
01:44Okay. Do you still need me to take Isaac to the dentist?
01:48Yeah, please.
01:51So, the fire investigator called.
01:53Okay, and?
01:55They've ruled it an accident.
01:57Well, that's good, right?
02:01Have you told the insurance?
02:03Well, the fire guys have.
02:06But it would be a miracle if they pay out, you know, because of all the fuel that was spilled.
02:10Even with your diagnosis, surely that's got to come into play?
02:13What, because insurance companies are famously compassionate?
02:18Yeah, maybe we do need to pray for a miracle then.
02:23I already was just a different kind.
02:27Well, maybe you don't need one.
02:30If you've got the surgery now.
02:33Have you been talking to Cain?
02:35No. Well, not really. He just grunts at me, doesn't he?
02:39How I deal with my condition is my decision.
02:42So, at the very least, I just need people to treat me like my opinion still counts.
02:48Took your time.
02:51Well, it's a bit of a trek, isn't it?
02:53I mean, if it's inconvenient, we can reschedule.
02:56Or cancel.
02:57No, there's no need.
02:59I'm just up against time, that's all.
03:01Is that it?
03:02It is.
03:03Amongst other things.
03:13Wow.
03:14You're trusting.
03:16Should I not be?
03:17Of course you should. I'm an exemplary character, me.
03:21Need to sign the other page as well.
03:33Morning, then.
03:34So, is all this connected with the day of the fire?
03:38No.
03:41Are we doing this, or what?
03:43When you saw me on the road, you said it had to be you.
03:48No, I didn't.
03:49You must have misheard me.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Yeah, I must have done.
03:54There's a lot going on.
03:55Yeah, exactly.
03:56Look, you've got the contract. Give me the money.
04:01£2,020 notes.
04:03Don't worry, I'm not going to charge you for the bag.
04:06So, have you got any plans?
04:08None that I want to discuss with you.
04:10That's fair enough.
04:12Well, I'd say good luck.
04:13But I quite fancy the idea of having half your business on the cheap.
04:16So, bad luck.
04:19See you around.
04:20Certainly will.
04:21Enjoy.
04:23Fat chance.
04:41What up?
04:43What?
04:45What's up?
04:48What is up?
04:50Well, apart from you acting like a 12-year-old gangster.
04:53Yes, aside from that.
04:58Moira's tumour.
05:01She's decided not to go through with the operation.
05:04And you're disagreeing with that decision, I'm sensing.
05:07Yes, I am disagreeing with it because it's stupid and don't tell me otherwise.
05:10No, of course not.
05:13I wouldn't presume to tell anyone how to react to some terrifying health decision.
05:18That is you telling me otherwise.
05:20No, it isn't.
05:22It's me acknowledging that there can be different takes on things
05:25without there being a right one and a wrong one.
05:27Well, that's easy for you to say when you're not in the middle of it.
05:29Yes, it is.
05:30It's also easy to run away.
05:34Watch it, Liam.
05:35Watch it, Liam?
05:36No, I don't think I will.
05:37Because if I'm your friend, then I shouldn't be expected to hold back.
05:42And if you're mine, then you should be expected to accept that.
05:52Can I buy you a drink?
05:54Pub shot.
05:58Well, we might just have to have a non-alcoholic one.
06:06Working from home, he says.
06:09Doing the invoicing, he says.
06:13I'm only messing.
06:14I hate paperwork and all.
06:16I'm only here sorting my dad's grave so that I can avoid doing the cafes.
06:20Look, I have been doing paperwork, sort of.
06:22That's why I've been looking for you.
06:25You might as well know this now, I suppose.
06:28No good news ever followed those words.
06:31The blackmailers, I suppose.
06:34The blackmailers.
06:35They've upped their demands to 50 grand.
06:38From 10?
06:39They can't do that.
06:40Oh, is it illegal?
06:42Shall I get on to the blackmailers' ombudsman?
06:44How are you going to find that kind of money?
06:46I already have.
06:51I've done a deal with Caleb.
06:53For 40 grand?
06:55Wow.
06:56What do you have to do for that?
06:58Pay him back.
06:59With interest?
07:01Will.
07:02Are you sure you know what you're doing?
07:04There's no interest.
07:05There's just a deadline.
07:07And what happens if you miss it?
07:09He gets my share of the business.
07:14You've bought Home Farm in Hock to Caleb?
07:18It's worth 100 times what he's lent you.
07:20What on earth's Kim gonna say?
07:21Not Home Farm, no.
07:24The haulage.
07:28Are you kidding?
07:29I wish I was.
07:31He can't be trusted.
07:33I don't want him for a partner.
07:34Well, I don't intend to let it happen.
07:36So what's your plan for paying it back?
07:38I'll sort Summertown.
07:41Oh, well, that's me reassured.
07:43I'll sleep well tonight knowing that.
07:46You've solved your problem and given me one instead.
07:49I've got to go.
07:52I'm really sorry, Jim.
07:55Off you pop.
07:57Thanks for this.
07:59Oh, you're back.
08:01I am.
08:03Everything all right?
08:04Yes, I do love to register a death.
08:07It's mad that you are, too.
08:09I'm next of kin.
08:10It's mad that you're that.
08:12Yeah, it might be nice if they'd bothered to inform me that they got divorced.
08:16Well, it's good that they did it later in life.
08:18The best thing about your mum and dad was
08:20at least they didn't spoil another couple.
08:23Now I get to work through this lovely list
08:25of all the things the nearest and dearest have to do.
08:28Hmm.
08:29Shall I call the funeral director or contact the family solicitor?
08:32It's a smorgasbord of inconvenience.
08:34How would you even get in touch with their solicitor?
08:36I'll be the same one I always was.
08:38You know, the wealthy, averse to change unless it's in their fortunes.
08:40Literally.
08:42Surprising I'm something stronger.
08:43That's for bad news.
08:44This is just news.
08:46To Helen for helping me realise that whatever my faults
08:50I am better on my worst day than she ever was on her best.
08:54You should do a motivational podcast.
08:57How to get over the death of a parent without giving the tiniest toss.
09:04Hello?
09:16Kim?
09:17Kim?
09:24I want to criticise but that just smelled like burning meat.
09:29Hellfire.
09:38Kim!
09:42Kim!
09:48Kim?
09:49Wrong.
09:51Who's this?
09:52Who's this?
09:54What the hell's going on?
09:55What the hell's going on?
09:57Kim can't come to the phone right now.
09:59She's safe though.
10:01If you've hurt her I swear to God...
10:02You.
10:03You messed up last time.
10:04This is insurance to make sure you don't mess up again.
10:07I'm not going to mess up.
10:08Good to know.
10:09For your wife's sake.
10:12Hello?
10:13Hello?
10:40What's wrong with you?
10:41No, why?
10:42Because you're like that.
10:43And what's that smell?
10:45Oh, Kim burnt lunch.
10:47Kim cooked lunch?
10:48Oh, is she? I could do with a word.
10:50No, she nipped out.
10:51When's she back?
10:52In a bit.
10:54Alright, why are you being like this?
10:56I'm not being like how?
10:58Look, I've got to go.
10:59Well, go on then.
11:13What?
11:15Nothing.
11:16You just surprised me.
11:17By entering my own home through the front door?
11:19No, I just thought you were at the hospital.
11:21Oh, yeah.
11:22I just forgot some clothes for him.
11:24Right.
11:26You okay?
11:27Fundy.
11:28You what?
11:29100%.
11:30It's, erm...
11:31It's what the Australians say.
11:33Well, they should stop.
11:35Speaking of things we could do without...
11:37Have you seen the size of that lecky bill?
11:39No, why?
11:40I think we're going to struggle to find it every month.
11:42We'll be fine.
11:43Saying it doesn't make it happen, Billy.
11:47Where are you off to, anyway?
11:49I've got a PT gig.
11:51Oh, great, you didn't say.
11:53Just came in.
11:54See, I'm going to be fine for money.
11:57I hope so.
11:59I know so.
12:01See you.
12:03DOOR OPENS
12:06DOOR CLOSES
12:09Sorry.
12:10Calling H.
12:12Where the heck's Jimmy?
12:16Hello?
12:17Just a black filter coffee for me, please, Brenda.
12:19Coming up.
12:21How are you?
12:22Good.
12:24You know what, I, erm...
12:26I meant, how are you, from one brain tumour sufferer to another?
12:32Sufferers, putting it mildly.
12:36Well, erm, one thing I learned is that it helps to be optimistic.
12:40One thing I've learned is that I'm not allowed to make my own decisions.
12:44Who said that?
12:45The hospital?
12:46No.
12:47Cain has, pretty much.
12:48Oh, well, erm...
12:50I'm going to put myself out on a limb here and say, er...
12:54..you've decided not to have surgery and Cain thinks you should.
12:59And the prize goes to...
13:02And are you set with that?
13:04And are you on Cain's side?
13:06No, I'm on the side of you both getting through this.
13:09So talk and keep talking.
13:12That's what me and Bob and Jenny did.
13:14Until they talked you into having the surgery?
13:16No, no, not really. Well, not at all.
13:20No, I saw how me saying no to the surgery was affecting them.
13:25So...
13:30Thanks.
13:32Will it be more convenient if you came to me?
13:36And why is that?
13:40Sure. Why not? I live to serve.
13:44Thank you. I'm absolutely devastated, as you can imagine.
13:49She needs me to go there.
13:51Why?
13:52She wouldn't say.
13:53Why not?
13:54Because she's a pompous old hag with an ego the size of Blackpool Tower.
13:59Do you want me to come with you?
14:00There's no point. It's both dying of boredom.
14:02I'll see you later, if I pull through.
14:17I sort of feel that I haven't been very helpful.
14:24I appreciate that you were trying, Brenda.
14:29Did you know that your tumour was cancerous?
14:31Yes, love. I did.
14:34So if you hadn't had the surgery, then...
14:36Oh, I'd be mithering Jenny up there somewhere right now.
14:40Providing they let me in.
14:42You see, they don't know if mine is yet.
14:44And they've hinted that it isn't.
14:47Well, when I was in your position, I felt the same.
14:52So the only advice I can offer is to talk.
14:57Because this is affecting people close to you more than you know.
15:02And the reason you don't know is because they don't let you see.
15:04Oh, Cain lets me see, all right.
15:07Yeah, but Cain's letting you see his anger.
15:11And he's not angry with you.
15:13He's mad at the tumour.
15:16You sure about that?
15:18I shut Rob out.
15:20And the best thing I did was letting him in.
15:24Not so he could tell me what to do.
15:28Because I needed him.
15:30I needed people.
15:32And so do you.
15:47It's actually quite nice.
15:49I can really taste the... elderflower.
15:53There you are, Doc.
15:55I thought you weren't a fan of that.
16:00Well, what would you do, you know, if you were in my position,
16:02and one of your half a dozen wives, would you just say,
16:04oh, don't worry, just give up?
16:07It was three wives, actually.
16:09And never concurrently.
16:13I don't know, Cain.
16:16Same as you, maybe, but desperate to do something.
16:20There you are, then.
16:21But I would also accept that not getting surgery immediately
16:25isn't giving up, it's just following the medical advice.
16:30It's no small thing, you know, getting brain surgery.
16:33All right, OK, then.
16:34I'll just go and put my tools back in the garage, then, shall I?
16:39At some point, the medical team may decide to go ahead.
16:44By which time it might be too late.
16:46They're fairly good at keeping tabs on these things.
16:48I'm looking for better than fairly good.
16:50It's just a turn of phrase.
16:52So stubborn as I'm you, which Moira definitely is.
16:55Wonder what you ever saw in her.
17:01Will you speak to her?
17:03Of course.
17:04Tell her people have operations every day,
17:07and when she does, she won't have to...
17:09No, no, no, no, I won't do that.
17:12I'll speak to her as a friend,
17:13but anything else would be unethical,
17:17besides which, it's not good advice.
17:19And she's facing something really serious, Kate.
17:22I'm not going to diminish it.
17:31What do I do?
17:34June, what will you need, Isaac? We need a hot tub.
17:37Shall I boil the kettle?
17:39No, you will not.
17:41What are you two playing at?
17:42What are you playing at?
17:43Have you walked home on your own?
17:45No, I got a lift.
17:46So, go on.
17:49Well, it's real life Minecraft, innit?
17:51Don't you need a square head for that?
17:53Well, we thought we'd wait for his dad for that part.
17:55Ah.
17:57Listen, mate, why don't you go upstairs and get some more cushions?
18:07Are you OK?
18:08No, I am not.
18:10I'm sick of people asking me if I'm OK.
18:12It's a right pain in the backside.
18:14Oh, damn those people for caring, huh?
18:20Oh.
18:22Moses has thrown up on his teacher.
18:24What, on purpose?
18:26Well, I hope not.
18:28Charity wants me to go and pick him up.
18:30She's shopping in town at the minute.
18:32Oh, lucky for her.
18:35So, I'll see you in a bit, then?
18:37Yeah, unless...
18:39No, I'll be fine.
18:41Are you sure?
18:42No, let's not do that again.
18:44OK, it's just...
18:45Yeah, yeah, it's cool. Go, go. I've got this wee guy.
18:48Oh.
18:49OK, well, as long as you're sure.
18:50Yeah, that's what I've said.
18:52Right. Fine.
18:54Laters.
18:55Isaac.
18:58Love it.
19:00And she's left me hanging.
19:02See you later.
19:04All right, then.
19:06What game shall we play?
19:09Ah, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
19:11Little Isaac, tickle, little Isaac.
19:17Tim!
19:35Tim!
19:42Oh, sick.
19:44Sick!
19:47Come on, then! I'm here!
19:50Tim!
20:17Tim!
20:19Can you hear me?
20:21Tim!
20:28Where now?
20:29Where do I go?
20:30Wrong.
20:47Wrong.
20:53Look, I've got the money.
20:54What's the point in this?
20:56Wrong.
21:01Just come out, will you?
21:10Hey.
21:12Oh, really?
21:14Look, Arthur, I hate this...
21:16awkwardness between us.
21:18Yeah, well, it's easily solved.
21:20I want to make it right, OK?
21:22So...
21:23Me and Archie are having a bit of a spider-verse fest tonight.
21:27We're watching both films.
21:29Do you want to come?
21:30Yeah, no, thanks.
21:31Busy sweets?
21:32Sweet and salty popcorn, are we?
21:34Look, we'd love it if you did.
21:36Jay, I'm not your responsibility anymore.
21:39I never saw you as my responsibility.
21:42Yeah, well, that might help explain how you ended up like this.
21:45I meant...
21:46I saw you as a privilege.
21:48You've been rehearsing that?
21:50No.
21:51Well, you should have.
21:52Might have sounded a bit more sincere.
21:55Dismissed.
22:04Daniel's dead.
22:06Who's Daniel?
22:07A rat.
22:09Hey, come on now.
22:10Whatever he's done, it's not nice to speak ill of the dead.
22:13No!
22:14An actual rat!
22:16With a long tail and pink eyes!
22:21That's a sad story.
22:23I'm gonna make another one.
22:25I know your cash flow might not be great,
22:27but mine is diabolical,
22:29so we need to get this project back on track.
22:31The investment came through.
22:33The plan is in the bag, as you already know,
22:35so it should be up and running in just over a month.
22:37The investment came through?
22:39Yes, Jay.
22:40I thought I might have made that clear when I said
22:42it was about six seconds ago.
22:44So we're good to go?
22:45In just over a month.
22:47I can wait that long.
22:49What, from the myriad of options on offer to you?
22:53This is Billy. Leave a message.
22:55You need to change your message.
22:57Rude.
22:58What time are you gonna be back?
23:00Let me know.
23:12This is Billy. Leave a message.
23:14You're not gonna find me.
23:16You're not gonna find me.
23:18You're not gonna find me.
23:20You're not gonna find me.
23:22You're not gonna find me.
23:24You're not gonna find me.
23:26You're not gonna find me.
23:28You're not gonna find me.
23:30You're not gonna find me.
23:32You're not gonna find me.
23:34You're not gonna find me.
23:36You're not gonna find me.
23:38You're not gonna find me.
23:40You're not gonna find me.
23:42You're not gonna find me.
23:44You're not gonna find me.
23:46You're not gonna find me.
23:48What the...
23:50You're not gonna find me.
23:52You can'tisfy.
23:54Tell me lies.
23:56Tell me she's never lied.
23:59Tell me lies.
24:00Tell me lies.
24:02Get inside.
24:04OK, you're right.
24:06I can't decide.
24:08This is ridiculous.
24:10Help, Will. What the hell?
24:27Help. Come in.
24:36Come in.
24:38Alright.
24:46You came?
24:48I did.
24:52You look just as good as on your profile.
24:54You too.
24:58How long have you been on the app?
25:00Oh, too long.
25:02How do you say that?
25:04Same old faces, isn't it?
25:06It's not always faces.
25:10So...
25:12What's in that?
25:14Oh.
25:16Oh.
25:18Right.
25:20Do you not like beer?
25:22Yeah, yeah. It's just I normally drink wine, but...
25:24Ugh, no matter what.
25:26I'm easy.
25:30What?
25:32Sorry.
25:42Spud says he's been feeding him, but I can tell when he's lying.
25:44What, his lips are moving?
25:46Yeah, something like that.
25:48I blame myself a bit.
25:50I've spent so many nights at yours.
25:52Well, you're only human.
25:54Look, I'm done with that place.
25:56Finally.
25:58It's decent.
26:00I'll make even more space in the wardrobe for you,
26:02if that's possible.
26:04Thanks.
26:08But I'm gonna find my own place.
26:10Right.
26:14I hope you haven't come here for trouble, Lydia,
26:16cos I could get Brenda out to serve you if you have.
26:18No, I haven't come to talk about your horrible nephew.
26:20I'd like a take-out lunch, please.
26:22Whatever you've got that's nice.
26:24It's all nice.
26:26Kim's had some sort of kitchen malfunction.
26:28I'm surprised she knows where the kitchen is.
26:30She doesn't know where the dustpan is, I can tell you that.
26:32By the way, how's Will?
26:34You know him better than anyone.
26:36Not as well as I thought I did.
26:38So he's not been acting off, then?
26:40He's probably busy.
26:42So he's up at the haulage today, then, is he?
26:44I think he's off today.
26:46You think?
26:48He is, yeah.
26:50I don't suppose you know off where, do you?
26:52I don't.
26:54Would you be having his back
26:56if he was messing round on her?
26:58Oh, there's nothing like that going on, I can tell you that now.
27:00Oh, can you now?
27:02And what else can you tell me, then, Jimmy?
27:08Help!
27:10Hello?
27:12Kim?
27:16Whoever you are, you're mad!
27:20Help!
27:23Help!
27:25Hello?
27:27Oh, my God!
27:29Don't worry, I'm going to get you out!
27:41OK, you're annoyed.
27:43Me?
27:45No. I love rejection.
27:47You know it's not that.
27:49I love being with you.
27:51Yeah, I feel like it.
27:53Look, I've rushed into living with Spud,
27:55and I regretted it,
27:57and I just don't want to ruin what you and me have got.
28:02Am I ever thinking it?
28:04There's more wood, I suppose.
28:06And I'll let you bury Daniel in the garden.
28:11All right, sealed.
28:13You moving in?
28:15I'm moving in.
28:18Why didn't he go to the police?
28:20Why doesn't anybody in these situations?
28:22Well, I don't know, cos I've never been blackmailed for cheating on my wife.
28:25To be fair, you haven't got a wife.
28:27Do you think that this is the right time for that?
28:29Can we just remember here that I haven't done anything...
28:32What are you doing?
28:34Well, what do you think?
28:36There's a reason that Will didn't call the police,
28:38and it's that he thought he could sort this out himself.
28:40And to keep it from Kim.
28:42Well, that's down to you now, isn't it?
28:44Oh, thanks. Put it on me.
28:46This puts today in a different light.
28:48You know, Kim not being there, the police being a mess,
28:51Will looking like he was heading off to the gallows.
28:54If these people have got Kim,
28:57and we call the police...
28:59I know.
29:00..they could do anything to her.
29:02I know.
29:08What can I get you?
29:13Just in time for the celebration.
29:16I have won the grand prize of...
29:20..being executor of my mother's will.
29:23Is that what the meeting was about?
29:25Yep. Well, actually, co-executor.
29:28With who?
29:30Me?
29:42What do you think she was hoping to achieve?
29:45What was she hoping to achieve by doing this?
29:48She hated me.
29:50She didn't hate you?
29:52She hated me, Caleb.
29:54Why would she trust me with her money
29:57when she wouldn't even trust me to run my own life?
30:02One last head-rake from beyond, Helen.
30:05What am I looking up there?
30:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:09I'm here.
30:16Do you think she felt bad when she knew she was dying?
30:21And that's why she had someone call me at the end?
30:25And this was her way of saying sorry, the coward?
30:32Well, it's not impossible.
30:34I mean, that's assuming she left me something.
30:37She might have left it all to some cat's home
30:39and wants to rub my face in it.
30:41That would be a lot, even for her.
30:43Maybe so.
30:48Why didn't she call me earlier, Caleb?
30:52Why did she have to leave it like this?
30:59Aw, it's really good.
31:01I reckon you're ready to build me an outhouse.
31:05Can we play real-life Roblox?
31:08What does that involve?
31:10Just jumping on the furniture.
31:12I'm not sure that's going to work for me.
31:14Aw, Uncle Mackenzie would let me.
31:17Well, I don't doubt that.
31:19How about we get all the cushions and make an obstacle course?
31:22Unobby!
31:24OK.
31:25Right, but not in here. We'll go into the kitchen.
31:27And I might even let you claim the table if you beg me.
31:31Yes!
31:36OK.
31:43Mum!
31:45Mum!
31:47Mum!
31:49I'm going to get you!
31:51Just hang on!
31:52Just hang on!
31:53Will!
31:58Will!
32:07Will!
32:09Will!
32:14Kim!
32:15Where are you?
32:27Right here.
32:39What's going on?
32:41Will, it's a little too late to play dumb.
32:46You've dug yourself a hole and now you're in it.
32:49Metaphorically and literally.
32:52You see, I was intrigued to see how far you'd go to save yourself.
32:57I was trying to save you.
32:58Once you knew, someone knew your secret.
33:01Kim, I don't know what you're talking about.
33:04Will, stop it.
33:06There's a bag here.
33:08When I look in it, I bet I find £50,000.
33:13What's that for?
33:15A spine?
33:16A soul?
33:17The weekly shop?
33:19So all this...all this was you?
33:22All this was me.
33:26I'm your evil blackmailer.
33:29I know what happened.
33:31So now...
33:33I know what happened.
33:34So now, why don't you summon a shred of dignity
33:39and let me hear you say it?
33:41All right.
33:43Yes?
33:45Me and Rose, we...
33:49We did sleep together.
33:52Yes.
33:54Mum!
33:56Mummy!
33:58Moira.
34:00Are you OK?
34:02She's OK. What happened?
34:04She's flipped out.
34:06Are you?
34:08Hey, come on, Moira.
34:11OK.
34:12Is she dying?
34:14No, no, she's not dying.
34:16She's going to be fine.
34:19She's going to be absolutely fine.
34:27Hello?
34:29I'm in here.
34:31What is it? I was in the middle of something.
34:35I'd quite like to know what that something is.
34:37Session.
34:39Of what?
34:40Training, Dawn. What's happened?
34:42You tell me.
34:47Where's this from?
34:49Working.
34:50What's the job? Robbing a bank?
34:52No, some people paying cash.
34:54How many people?
34:56Have you upped your prices?
34:57Just a few. No, I haven't.
34:59It's just I've been saving up for a while.
35:02Well, Billy, we're struggling to pay the bills
35:05and you've got a bag full of cash hidden away.
35:07I mean, what are you thinking?
35:10Just, you know, like I was saying yesterday about Cornwall,
35:14I was sounding you out.
35:17I was going to book something, you know, as a surprise.
35:20Oh.
35:22Thanks.
35:24That's actually really lovely.
35:27And look, not to be a killjoy,
35:29but can we pay the gas and the electric
35:32and then see where we're at?
35:34Yeah, of course. Sorry.
35:36No, as if you need to be.
35:39I've got to go.
35:41Come here.
35:43I love you.
35:45I'll see you later.
35:46Yeah, I love you too.
35:48And, er, give Evan a kiss for me.
35:51Will do.
35:58DOOR SLAMS
36:02You all right, mate?
36:04Got anything else for me?
36:06No, no, no, I'm good.
36:08Not for whatever.
36:12See? She's all right.
36:15Aren't you?
36:16Yep. Great as rain.
36:18Total rest today now, Moira.
36:21Preferably in bed.
36:23Ah, see? What a result.
36:25Were you thinking of working tomorrow?
36:27No, she wasn't.
36:28Were you?
36:29No.
36:30There's nothing I can give you now,
36:32but if these become a regular thing...
36:34They won't.
36:35They already are.
36:36Your doctor will probably want to up the dosage
36:38on your anti-seizure medication.
36:41Well, thanks.
36:43Look after your mum.
36:48Cheers, Guyson.
36:49Bye-bye.
36:50Take care.
36:51You too.
36:52Cheers.
36:53Hey.
36:55So, is there anything I can get you?
36:59Erm...
37:00Not to mollycoddle me.
37:02Ah.
37:03Yeah.
37:06Thank you for being here,
37:08getting help.
37:12You don't remember anything, do you?
37:16I don't, no.
37:18Well, I was late to the party.
37:20This one dialed 999, didn't you?
37:23It's just you and him.
37:26Really?
37:28Come here.
37:30Good man.
37:31Good man.
37:35So, what do we do, Blattys, as executors?
37:40Do we find out all about her finances?
37:43If you can be bothered to do it properly, which I can't.
37:46I told Blackpool Tower to deal with anything
37:48we weren't legally obliged to.
37:50It's not a good idea. You've got enough going on.
37:53I mean, I don't mind taking a look if it saves you the bother.
37:57I wonder.
38:00I've always wondered what it would have been like
38:05to have had a good mum.
38:09That's no good asking me.
38:11No.
38:14It would have been nice, you know,
38:16when I became a mum, to have been able to ask,
38:19what would you do?
38:21And not have the answer be, hmm, kick them out
38:24the second they do something you don't like.
38:29That house was a festering boil of poison.
38:33Regardless of what it was worth, you were better off out of it.
38:37They never deserved you.
38:40All I wanted was an ordinary life.
38:45Well, they've done a bit better than that.
38:49If I'd had better parents, I might have been a better parent myself.
38:53You've been amazing.
38:55Have I? Really?
38:58We have got one child who is God knows where,
39:01who never gets in touch.
39:03Nikki, he'll calm down, you know he will.
39:05He'll respond to your messages eventually.
39:07I know you're more confident than me,
39:09but that wasn't who I was talking about, and you know it.
39:12Or have you actually forgotten about Stephanie?
39:18Something tells me you've done this before.
39:21Only about a thousand times.
39:23What are you going to do with the full ones?
39:25I'll just hide them in the pirate ship for next time.
39:28There's going to be one, is there?
39:30We'll wait until my mum gets a longer shift.
39:32Does she not know that you're gay?
39:34She knows.
39:36It's just that she thinks I'm this shy lad who's only ever been with one guy.
39:39When, really, you've been with how many?
39:42I mean, not what number will put you off.
39:44It takes quite a bit to put me off.
39:46Good.
39:48I'll, er, see you around then?
39:51You will.
39:56See you then.
39:58Yeah.
39:59No wonder you didn't want to come to watch Spider-Man.
40:02New bloke in your life?
40:04No.
40:05OK.
40:06He's just a mate from college, if you must know.
40:08I'm helping him with some work.
40:10Right.
40:11And he was so grateful that he wanted to give you a kiss to say thanks.
40:14Yeah, sure. Makes perfect sense to me.
40:19What?
40:20We're going to talk.
40:22Oh.
40:23I'm meant to rest.
40:25I said talk. What did you hear? Go skiing?
40:29Hey.
40:30Hey, mister. Come here.
40:33Come up next to us.
40:40Oh, one of these gives a good...
40:45Who's the bravest boy I know, eh?
40:49Did I scare you?
40:52I'm sorry I scared you.
40:55He was brilliant, wasn't he, Dad?
40:57Absolutely belting.
40:59Will it keep happening?
41:01I hope not.
41:03But the thing to remember is that
41:05this is just my stupid tumour knocking on my head to say hello.
41:09So I'll say, go to sleep now, tumour.
41:12Don't do that.
41:14I'm sorry.
41:17You're my hero anyway.
41:19I'm mine.
41:20And to call the ambulance like that?
41:23Not many boys your age would know to do that.
41:26I just want you to be OK
41:28and be my mum for years and years.
41:33Got it.
41:34Deal.
41:39Come here.
41:41I love you.
41:46Look, it's been a big mess since she came.
41:48She messed with Dawn, she's messed with us,
41:51but she's gone now.
41:53We're left in peace.
41:55We're left in pieces?
41:57Look how we ache.
41:58We're all right, we're good.
42:00I'll see to it that we are.
42:05I can't get up.
42:06So it would seem.
42:08I think I've done me back.
42:10Right, well, I have things to do.
42:13Kim!
42:14Kim!
42:15Kim!
42:16Oh, please.
42:17Just listen to me, will you?
42:19I have.
42:21And I'm bored.
42:22Please.
42:23All right, I'll do you a deal.
42:25I will listen to you
42:27until you say it meant nothing
42:30or I love you
42:32or it was a mistake
42:35and then I walk.
42:36Go.
42:37But it did mean nothing.
42:39First hurdle, fall.
42:41This is what she wanted.
42:43Are you going to let her win?
42:45Sometimes you have to suck up a defeat.
42:48It makes the victories all the sweeter.
42:51Such as winning a big bag of cash.
42:54Kim!
42:55Now, do you have your phone on you?
42:57No, no, I left it with the cash when I was digging this hole.
43:00Trying to save your life.
43:02Oh, yes.
43:07How unfortunate.
43:09Well, time's marching on.
43:12Let's get back to the warmth.
43:13Kim!
43:15Yes?
43:17Where does this leave us?
43:19That's so cute you think there's an us.
43:23Thanks for the money.
43:24And your phone.
43:25Kim!
43:27Kim!
43:29How am I supposed to get out of here?
43:32Not my problem.
43:34Over and out.