Miasto
Miasto
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00:00:00Hello, I'm listening.
00:00:11Good morning, I'm sorry, my name is Maria Waffle. Two words to Mr. Ohudzki.
00:00:17Error.
00:00:26I'm listening.
00:00:27One more time, Waffle to Mr. Ohudzki.
00:00:31I'm here. What happened?
00:00:33I was supposed to come in the evening. How do you know I came?
00:00:36And how do you know where I am?
00:00:38I don't know how, but I always know where you are.
00:00:40This gift I have for you is a gold medal at the exhibition of Sunday painters in Bulgaria.
00:00:47What?
00:00:48There are two of us.
00:00:49In the background with a poem you want to avoid the life of a friend.
00:00:53A friend who will not disappoint you in poverty, so that you always have luck and grass.
00:00:57In our country, such poems were painted for luck and charm.
00:01:01For luck?
00:01:02After all, you sent me a picture of this club from the drone with the signature,
00:01:06I am still with Mr. Prime Minister.
00:01:08President.
00:01:09It doesn't matter.
00:01:10How are you?
00:01:12I should still be with Mr. President.
00:01:15The brother-in-law was wrong.
00:01:17He died of laziness, but fortunately he survived the pension.
00:01:20He makes money on stained glass, but he can hardly see and paints like Beethoven.
00:01:26Can I hang this gift for you in the secretariat?
00:01:29Me? Hang in the secretariat?
00:01:31For both of us.
00:01:33But you are pregnant.
00:01:35Okay.
00:01:36I'll go to the post office and send it to the brother-in-law, let him fix it.
00:01:40Will you be at the club today?
00:01:42No.
00:01:43Me neither.
00:01:45It means that we will meet.
00:01:49For Ryszard Ochucki for his birthday, July 17, 2006.
00:01:58Okay, I'll call you tomorrow, that means the day after tomorrow.
00:02:15My card.
00:02:16Be a Pole.
00:02:19Krysia?
00:02:20This is Marysia.
00:02:22What Marysia?
00:02:24Your sister.
00:02:27You see, and I knew right away that it was you.
00:02:33And who are you?
00:02:35I am Mrs. Krysia.
00:02:37How are you?
00:02:39I am fine.
00:02:40Hello, Mrs. Krysia.
00:02:42I thought it was you.
00:02:46Why don't you pick up the paper?
00:02:51I stopped to pick it up.
00:02:53Name?
00:02:54Director Wacław Żbik.
00:02:57I am Director Wacław Żbik.
00:02:59I am.
00:03:00And my name is not Żbik, but Szpik.
00:03:03Not Żbik, but Szpik.
00:03:04That's what I'm saying, Szpik.
00:03:06Name?
00:03:07Your name?
00:03:08Wiadro.
00:03:09I can see it's Wiadro.
00:03:10I was asking about your name.
00:03:12Also Wiadro.
00:03:14My name is Wiadro and my name is also Wiadro.
00:03:19Pick up the paper.
00:03:21The attack on our post office will be done soon.
00:03:23We will announce it through the loudspeaker.
00:03:36Can we start?
00:03:37Yes, yes.
00:03:41Dear clients and staff.
00:03:45Can we show it in motion?
00:03:48Yes, yes.
00:03:51Gentlemen, can you stand under this wall?
00:03:54One, one, one.
00:03:55To whom?
00:03:56Gentlemen, you are at work.
00:03:58Hey, that's enough.
00:04:01Can we start?
00:04:02Wait.
00:04:03Dear clients and staff.
00:04:05In a few minutes the attack on our post office will start.
00:04:08This is the training area,
00:04:09the suspected attack of the gang on the post office
00:04:11and money laundering.
00:04:13We ask all clients to remain calm
00:04:15and not to disturb during the exercises.
00:04:17Staff, please stay where you are
00:04:19and act according to the employee's schedule.
00:04:22We'll cut the text a little bit,
00:04:23because my room is empty.
00:04:26Excuse me?
00:04:28My room is empty.
00:04:33There was supposed to be a raid at 4.
00:04:35Now at 5.
00:04:36I won't be able to pick up the kid from preschool.
00:04:38Let's get ready.
00:04:39It's the attack on the post office.
00:04:41And what about Michał?
00:04:43What Michał?
00:04:45Your husband?
00:04:46He died?
00:04:47No way.
00:04:48When?
00:04:50More than half a year ago?
00:04:52I'll tell you,
00:04:53as a sister of a sister,
00:04:55he always had such moon ideas.
00:04:58And now you, poor thing,
00:05:00the same as even...
00:05:02What?
00:05:03What?
00:05:05You went for him?
00:05:07And who decided?
00:05:08I mean, for whom?
00:05:10I don't know.
00:05:12Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
00:05:18Do you know what we're up to?
00:05:20We do.
00:05:21A raid on the post office.
00:05:23I love raids.
00:05:24Very good.
00:05:25Cashiers, please put all the money away.
00:05:34Maybe I should press the alarm button?
00:05:37No, leave it.
00:05:38There's no button.
00:05:39I think it'll be all night,
00:05:41and then we'll have to pay for it.
00:05:46I need a bag.
00:05:47Can you give me a bag?
00:05:49A bag?
00:05:50A bag!
00:05:54In my hand?
00:05:55In my hand?
00:05:56Show me.
00:05:57Take it.
00:05:58I won't eat you anyway.
00:06:00There's a bag!
00:06:03A little bit of culture!
00:06:30Ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:31a scandal in the horse stable in Pongow.
00:06:33All the Arabs turned out to be Jews.
00:06:35This and other information is brought to you
00:06:37directly from the street,
00:06:38because we're the fastest.
00:06:39VITRAŻ TV.
00:06:42Where are you coming from?
00:06:44There are bags from the free zone,
00:06:46I don't remember.
00:06:47Oslo and Amsterdam.
00:06:48Oslo and Amsterdam,
00:06:50I don't remember where I came from.
00:06:52By the way,
00:06:53tomorrow, the day after tomorrow,
00:06:55we have to register
00:06:57the school of cycling talents.
00:06:59For four years,
00:07:00because for such a four-year-old,
00:07:02the European Union will give us half a million dollars.
00:07:04And where will you suddenly get the cycling talents?
00:07:09From the street.
00:07:10How is it from the street?
00:07:11It's a normal street,
00:07:12there are cycling talents.
00:07:21Good morning, I'm very sorry,
00:07:22I wanted to introduce myself.
00:07:23My name is Ryszard Chudzki.
00:07:24Hi, my friend,
00:07:25nice to meet you.
00:07:30Hello.
00:07:38Yes,
00:07:39your name is Eleonora Ulisses,
00:07:42and her son is Ryszard,
00:07:43a ten-year-old,
00:07:44he is a great cycling talent.
00:07:45I'll hide it so you won't lose it.
00:07:46And what did you show her in heaven?
00:07:48I said it to her at the race of the rainbow,
00:07:50and that today, as part of the ad,
00:07:51for 10 million dollars,
00:07:52we'll let the rainbow go.
00:07:54And did she believe it?
00:07:56I'll show you.
00:07:59I forgot that you can do anything with women.
00:08:02I didn't forget.
00:08:06Is the president coming?
00:08:07No, he went straight from the airport to do something.
00:08:10Huh, a junior back then.
00:08:12But a hoof like a herd of horses.
00:08:18Good day, ma'am.
00:08:19Are we disturbing you?
00:08:21No, please.
00:08:23Are you waiting for the president as well?
00:08:29We're working here.
00:08:31The president is in Amsterdam and will be here in three days.
00:08:34Oh, well, see you in three days.
00:08:48Do you happen to work at the post office?
00:08:50No.
00:08:52Well, if not, then no.
00:08:56She didn't even say goodbye.
00:08:58Now they say they don't.
00:09:05He doesn't give a shit.
00:09:07Excuse me?
00:09:08Our president doesn't give a shit.
00:09:14You know, after all these years,
00:09:16it's probably just like you say.
00:09:22Where are they?
00:09:24Mrs. Kupa?
00:09:26I'm here, Mrs. Baser.
00:09:28You're letting them in one by one.
00:09:30The whole group, one by one.
00:09:36One by one.
00:09:38Come on, come on.
00:09:44At the beginning, the Polish hymn.
00:09:47We start with it.
00:09:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:53What do you mean, we eat the mice?
00:09:55King Popiel ate the mice and survived.
00:09:59As long as we eat the mice.
00:10:05And here's Poland,
00:10:07which they eat in pairs.
00:10:10Snakes, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats.
00:10:17Which they eat in pairs.
00:10:20Snakes of corruption and disbelief.
00:10:23The power of the nation.
00:10:25They eat it from the bottom, they eat it from the bottom.
00:10:28Go ahead.
00:10:29My Polish legs.
00:10:32These snakes are crushed.
00:10:34Because the nation, the Polish road.
00:10:37I am,
00:10:41I am a Polish patriot.
00:10:44Sacro-box, sacro-box, we have the holy power in us.
00:10:47Sacro-box, sacro-box, we have the holy power in us.
00:10:49Sacro-box, sacro-box, we have the holy power in us.
00:10:52Sacro-box, sacro-box, we have the holy power in us.
00:10:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Lang Pei, Wei Jin.
00:11:02Wolf's head with a jackal from the back.
00:11:06And why do you have it written in Chinese on your T-shirt?
00:11:09This T-shirt is not on the subject.
00:11:14Mr. Kasztanek, you will sign it.
00:11:16My name is Jarząbek and I will not sign anything.
00:11:19A Pole, a father, a mother, a Pole.
00:11:21They rented the whole hall with a ring.
00:11:23Maybe they will rent the stadium when we renew it?
00:11:26You will sign it.
00:11:27I don't like them.
00:11:28Ideologically good.
00:11:30Only it didn't work out for us in terms of movement.
00:11:36You can't, the coach has to.
00:11:38The coach signed.
00:11:41Maybe in this March Forward we could stand up,
00:11:44because then we wouldn't have to turn around.
00:11:51We, the sacro-boxers, we believe in Poland.
00:11:54We, the sacro-boxers, we believe in Poland.
00:11:57Mr. Prime Minister.
00:11:58Mr. Vice-Prime Minister.
00:12:00Mr. Vice-Prime Minister.
00:12:02You said that the economy will develop bilaterally.
00:12:06I will show you.
00:12:16If you have a paper roll rolled up in a roll.
00:12:19Why a paper roll? A paper roll.
00:12:21Yes, a paper roll in a paper roll.
00:12:23Rolled up.
00:12:24I think the other way around.
00:12:25The other way around is the same.
00:12:27The same?
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:29And now you are unfolding this roll.
00:12:32You can see that one side of the roll is unfolding,
00:12:35and this side on the other side, which is on the roll,
00:12:38what is it?
00:12:39It also unfolds.
00:12:41So with one unfolding, we do two developments at once.
00:12:45And this is what we will do with the economy.
00:12:48Thank you very much.
00:12:49You're welcome.
00:12:56Let her beat Bin Laden.
00:12:58Will do.
00:12:59I have a vibrator.
00:13:00How are you not ashamed?
00:13:01A grown woman.
00:13:02Why should I be ashamed?
00:13:04Everyone has it in their bag.
00:13:06I'm not talking about the vibrator.
00:13:08I also have a vibrator.
00:13:10My wife.
00:13:11When she buys a new one, I'll give it to one of my friends.
00:13:15I'm talking about these signatures.
00:13:17Don't hide it.
00:13:19Don't hide it.
00:13:20It's so beautiful.
00:13:22You will replace me.
00:13:24What do you want?
00:13:26I can replace you.
00:13:27This one is from Venezuela.
00:13:29That's what I thought.
00:13:31It even fits better in the hand.
00:13:34In the hand, yes.
00:13:39How can you not hide these signatures?
00:13:42There are two years in prison for this.
00:13:44For 15 years, I have been signing all the contracts and bills
00:13:48for the president as a president.
00:13:50Excuse me.
00:14:00Have a drink, sir.
00:14:0145% cherry.
00:14:03I don't drink alcohol.
00:14:04I'll have two of these and I'll get dizzy.
00:14:07And three?
00:14:08My head will burst.
00:14:09Sensitivity.
00:14:10And how do you know Chinese?
00:14:12Well, after becoming a war president.
00:14:14In China, I was a coach for four years.
00:14:17So you were a president?
00:14:19I was too.
00:14:20But I taught Chinese girls, because he took me with him.
00:14:36I didn't know you were in China.
00:14:38Because you ran to Canada like a rat.
00:14:40And what?
00:14:41I was supposed to wait for you to be locked up?
00:14:43For Solidarity?
00:14:44Why are you looking at me like that?
00:14:45For Solidarity?
00:14:46You were a spy in Solidarity for a long time.
00:14:49Wasn't it?
00:14:50It was.
00:14:51It was.
00:14:52I was a spy in Solidarity.
00:14:54And I'm not ashamed of it.
00:14:56I was convinced.
00:14:58I was honest.
00:15:00And you?
00:15:01You were at the very top of Solidarity?
00:15:04You ate your ass off and then spit that it was a big mistake.
00:15:08I didn't spit, I just argued.
00:15:10And can I stand behind the eagle and hold the golden egg of freedom in my hands?
00:15:14You can.
00:15:17Long live the Vistula River!
00:15:19And the Polish hatred!
00:15:25I had the courage to be in PZPR.
00:15:28And three million of us were sacrificed.
00:15:31And they protected all of you all the time.
00:15:34Because if it wasn't for PZPR, there would be ZSRR here.
00:15:37Then dance a little more.
00:15:39If it wasn't for you, Greece would be Sweden.
00:15:43There you go.
00:15:44What's this?
00:15:47What is this?
00:15:48How is this?
00:15:49How is this possible?
00:15:51A club supporter?
00:15:53Where? Where to?
00:15:55It's my birthday and I'll still be with him.
00:15:58And you have a knife in your back.
00:16:00Sent by the post office.
00:16:02Tadziu was right that she was good for the post office.
00:16:05I always liked stamps.
00:16:07I'll stay a postman.
00:16:08And I have to chase my feet only on the floors.
00:16:11And there were three girls like that.
00:16:13When I threw the letter into the box.
00:16:23Write a very long letter to me.
00:16:26People, get off the road, because the postman is jumping.
00:16:33And I can do this for an hour and 12 minutes.
00:16:35Why an hour and 12 minutes?
00:16:37Because in an hour and 12 minutes my wife is coming for me.
00:16:42Canada, Canada, Bolsheviks are useless.
00:17:01We put our signature, a coffee pot, a joke and a stained glass
00:17:04and ask the Prime Minister the first question.
00:17:06Vice-Prime Minister.
00:17:07Yes, yes.
00:17:08The Ministry has managed 15 such acts in Poland.
00:17:12Only one turned out to be a training act.
00:17:14And 14 ended up with the success of real bandits.
00:17:17In fact, it is a whole protuberance, I would say.
00:17:21As a sui genesis.
00:17:23The key to further confirmation.
00:17:25I understand.
00:17:26You hired amateur bodyguards to save 150,000 zlotys.
00:17:31And you spent over 16 million.
00:17:34Begonia non-cutlet.
00:17:36As the Romans used to say.
00:17:38Flowers don't smell like a barn.
00:17:40Yes.
00:17:41It was a coffee pot, a joke and a stained glass.
00:17:43Lucina Podłoga.
00:17:44Thank you very much.
00:17:46You're welcome.
00:17:47Calm down.
00:17:48You didn't see any tattoo.
00:17:50You weren't there at all during this attack.
00:17:52You were at my place in Olsztyn.
00:17:54I took a oath before the court.
00:17:55You weren't at the post office.
00:17:56Remember, it wasn't you.
00:17:58But I was there.
00:18:00Marysia, I'll tell you where you were and what you saw.
00:18:03You weren't there.
00:18:04Bye.
00:18:05Your older sister must know better.
00:18:07You don't even know what a tattoo looks like.
00:18:10And learn a sentence.
00:18:11I've never been to any post office.
00:18:13Bye.
00:18:14Bye.
00:18:16I've never been to any post office.
00:18:22I've never been to any post office.
00:18:25I've never been to any post office.
00:18:30I've never been to any post office.
00:18:33I've never been to any post office.
00:18:37Where?
00:18:38You're not allowed there.
00:18:39There's your boss' office.
00:18:41I'm going to the boss' office.
00:18:44Your boss lives in Amsterdam.
00:18:46I'm going to Amsterdam.
00:18:48Maria, I won't interrupt you.
00:18:50I'll just empty the tray.
00:18:53You have a lot of work to do.
00:18:59You have a revolver.
00:19:01Calm down.
00:19:03A real one.
00:19:05Well, I won't eat you, will I?
00:19:08There won't be anything.
00:19:10Mrs. Pupa.
00:19:12You give it back.
00:19:15What are these manners?
00:19:18Take it, Czesiu.
00:19:20I knew you could hide it.
00:19:23This is Czesiu, my brother-in-law.
00:19:25He works in the office of the protection of our government.
00:19:28He came to praise his old aunt.
00:19:31It's very nice to meet you.
00:19:34I'm Pupa, Barbara.
00:19:36You are the family of Mrs. Maria.
00:19:39You look very similar.
00:19:45May I?
00:19:47Sir?
00:19:56Read it aloud.
00:19:59Sorry.
00:20:00It doesn't matter.
00:20:03We bought your debts from idiots.
00:20:06They lent you money, but we're not idiots.
00:20:10You'll give us everything in ten days.
00:20:14The music field in Chopin's heart...
00:20:22Maupa.pl.
00:20:23Get the message that you have the whole sum ready.
00:20:27You'll understand.
00:20:29What are you waiting for?
00:20:31You'll understand.
00:20:35Say it again.
00:20:37The music field in Chopin's heart, Maupa.pl.
00:20:42It'll be the same with you.
00:20:46But...
00:20:51You were invited to a party.
00:20:54I overheard it with one ear.
00:21:02I need 2.5 million.
00:21:042.5 million?
00:21:06Euro.
00:21:07Oh, fuck.
00:21:11You have to sell the land.
00:21:13Do you always have to pay?
00:21:15What land?
00:21:16193 hectares and 70 acres.
00:21:19That's a lot of money.
00:21:20What hectares, you drunk woman?
00:21:24Go to Paris.
00:21:26Tomorrow you'll eat this.
00:21:28You bought the land during the war.
00:21:33I never bought any land.
00:21:36Never?
00:21:37I wasn't at any post office.
00:21:39You bought it, but you bought it through the club.
00:21:42It was paid for,
00:21:44and the papers and property are yours.
00:21:47Your name was lost, your club was lost.
00:21:50The taxes weren't paid.
00:21:52Chorongiew Harcerska pays the taxes,
00:21:54because they're in your field.
00:21:57Here's the notarial contract,
00:22:00the taxes, the plans...
00:22:02Shut up!
00:22:03Shut the fuck up!
00:22:05Where's your hat?
00:22:08Now listen to me.
00:22:11Do you understand?
00:22:14You don't understand a thing.
00:22:17What taxes, what notarial contract?
00:22:19What do you know?
00:22:21You're pregnant.
00:22:22So what?
00:22:23Don't you have other problems?
00:22:26200 hectares of land.
00:22:28It's near the monastery.
00:22:29Maybe the priest will buy it.
00:22:31You won't win the mafia.
00:22:33Great bet.
00:22:35You're drunk.
00:22:38And a drunk woman who fought with the president.
00:22:40I'll add the tax book.
00:22:42Tax book, tax book.
00:22:43Here's your property certificate.
00:22:53This is glass, bulletproof, anti-tank.
00:22:57One of the emirates painted it.
00:23:00And the rest of the glass is from the Warsaw Pact.
00:23:06You can take it, I won't break it.
00:23:09It's a pity.
00:23:10Yes, I'll take it.
00:23:14I'll do shit to you.
00:23:30A dream garden.
00:23:34And this is genius Czech.
00:23:45Excuse me, good morning.
00:23:47I lost my way to Kamedułów.
00:23:49You won't find it yourself.
00:23:51I'll show you how to take us.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:54I'll take the old one.
00:23:55May I?
00:23:56You may.
00:23:57Uncle, take it.
00:23:58Let's go.
00:23:59We have the biggest circle of people of our Pope in Poland.
00:24:02There are 17 of us.
00:24:04Is the Pope similar to you?
00:24:06Of course.
00:24:07I'm similar to our Pope in the mountains, on a trip.
00:24:10Surgeon, we'll go with you.
00:24:17A heart for a gay Szczekow.
00:24:19And for Józtro, Rurkowska.
00:24:22Rurkowska, but we call her Rurka.
00:24:24And now it's Surgeon.
00:24:25Because it's her who heals people's hearts.
00:24:28Where?
00:24:29Here, in the house.
00:24:31Hospitals are closed.
00:24:32Doctors have gone to hell.
00:24:33And here we heal and save people.
00:24:36Yes.
00:24:37And where does the heart come from?
00:24:38When a piglet is killed, the heart goes to the fridge.
00:24:41I wonder who survived.
00:24:42All of them.
00:24:4340 people.
00:24:44Trotsky didn't survive.
00:24:45Because he drank a box of spiritus right after the heart transplant.
00:24:49He got such an overpressure that his head flew out of the window.
00:24:53I'd like to see one of them.
00:24:55Your sister survived.
00:24:57Here you are.
00:24:58Mr. Vision.
00:24:59I was the second.
00:25:00He has a heart from a cow.
00:25:02Because a piglet is too small for him.
00:25:05He would have survived.
00:25:23Hello.
00:25:25Oh, oh.
00:25:27Gerad has brought you a guest.
00:25:29Let him be.
00:25:33Yes, priest.
00:25:34Ryszard Tokucki.
00:25:35Yes, yes.
00:25:36I even had a phone in this matter an hour ago.
00:25:39But it's 200 hectares.
00:25:41Why do we need so much land?
00:25:42Blue patches are waiting for us.
00:25:44And besides, what am I going to do?
00:25:46You can go, priest.
00:25:47I'll build a golf course here.
00:25:50We are the parish of the Roman Catholic Church.
00:25:53Don't even think about it.
00:25:54It's a Roman Catholic golf course.
00:25:56Where the hell are you going, woman?
00:26:00Just a moment.
00:26:04And who do I have the honor to meet?
00:26:09Kazimierz Wasilewski.
00:26:11Russian village.
00:26:20Maybe I will have someone for you.
00:26:26I would very much like you to come.
00:26:28Because he is directly suited to our idea.
00:26:31Just don't get scared.
00:26:33He really needs money.
00:26:35And I will arrange with the hospital
00:26:37to take this Wasilewski for research.
00:26:40And the hospital...
00:26:42Well...
00:26:44Let's go to the one in need.
00:26:46Let me introduce you to the director of the banks in Ełk.
00:26:50Kryształ, not a man, Kryształ.
00:26:52Ochucki, nice to meet you.
00:26:54Oh...
00:26:55Oh...
00:26:57Oh...
00:26:58Koziczek.
00:27:00I will sing.
00:27:01Then I don't yonk well.
00:27:05Let's go to the side.
00:27:10Oh...
00:27:11Since I was a child I have this problem.
00:27:15I will sing.
00:27:20Let's go to the side.
00:27:44You are the chairman of the committee of sports.
00:27:47Am I right?
00:27:48Yes.
00:27:52The pool is a democratic institution.
00:27:55Everyone can come to the pool.
00:27:58Those who can't swim can also come.
00:28:01And swim.
00:28:02For democracy to develop.
00:28:05Am I right?
00:28:06Very good, sir.
00:28:08What's going on with the director of the port in Kołobrzeg?
00:28:12Is there a lot of money in debt?
00:28:14Boguski.
00:28:15He has 10 days to give us the money.
00:28:18Is it as you say or just say?
00:28:21The dog told me that he sent these two to Boguski.
00:28:24Bring me these two.
00:28:26And the dog.
00:28:27Also.
00:28:29Holy Angel.
00:28:31What?
00:28:32What happened?
00:28:34Do you see this car?
00:28:37This evening it will fall on the lantern and burn.
00:28:40The lantern always burns in the evening.
00:28:43The car will burn, not the lantern.
00:28:45And the sick man in it.
00:28:47But the sick man who will burn, he is long dead.
00:28:54And who do they buy?
00:28:55They buy on the market.
00:28:57Do they buy the dead?
00:29:00And what about the family?
00:29:02A few thousand will get it badly.
00:29:05And they put a bag of peas into the coffin and bury it.
00:29:08Who will know that peas?
00:29:10What?
00:29:12Why peas?
00:29:14You were born from peas, you will turn into peas.
00:29:43Who were you with?
00:29:45Let them speak.
00:29:47As the dog said.
00:29:49We went there to the club of the rainbow.
00:29:51Why did you go to the club of the rainbow?
00:29:53I got an order to give this Hutski from the sport
00:29:56Kołobrzegu Kanału.
00:29:58You got an order to the president of Boguski
00:30:01from the sport Kołobrzegu.
00:30:03Yes, to give him a leash.
00:30:06You dog.
00:30:08Yes, to give him a leash.
00:30:11You dog. What leash?
00:30:14I speak a little badly because I change my teeth.
00:30:18To give him a leash.
00:30:20Not a leash.
00:30:22But why Hutski and not Boguski?
00:30:25I heard it wrong.
00:30:28You change your teeth because you hear badly.
00:30:30It's logical.
00:30:31You have a beautiful suit.
00:30:33We take care of the general view.
00:30:36What is this Hutski?
00:30:38He is a president.
00:30:40He has 2-3 million debt to this shit.
00:30:43It will be clear that we are pressing a guy
00:30:45for whom nothing is our fault.
00:30:47Are we supposed to lose our reputation?
00:30:49We are not the government, nor the parliament.
00:30:55We will buy his debts.
00:30:57It's hard.
00:31:00Those two.
00:31:03Those two.
00:31:05What were they at this...
00:31:07Tęcza.
00:31:08They went somewhere.
00:31:10For 3 months.
00:31:12And the dog?
00:31:13Let the dog stay here.
00:31:15To this president.
00:31:17Let someone look closely and...
00:31:20But it must be someone hired.
00:31:24To whom such a president can have confidence?
00:31:27To no one.
00:31:30In the society, which professional group is happy?
00:31:33Only morons are happy.
00:31:35The biggest trust is the professional group.
00:31:39Military.
00:31:49You see?
00:31:51The more it comes in, the more it comes out.
00:31:53And we will find one in the water.
00:31:57And it will be the one bought at the bazaar?
00:32:02Mrs. Remek, my dear.
00:32:04I will find this dog.
00:32:06I will find him, okay?
00:32:08Throw the basket not to the stick.
00:32:10Check if the pool is in its place.
00:32:15I can't stand it.
00:32:17I'm going to see.
00:32:27Two, Mrs. Remek.
00:32:33Two.
00:32:35Two.
00:32:37Two.
00:32:39Two.
00:32:56Two.
00:33:01Slowly, I beg you.
00:33:06Are you getting up or just lying down?
00:33:08One next to the other.
00:33:12Someone is calling or calling me in the ear?
00:33:20Hello.
00:33:22Says half a belt.
00:33:27Mr. President.
00:33:30Mr. President.
00:33:32Hello.
00:33:34Mr. President.
00:33:36Mr. President.
00:33:38Remek, Remek, Malin, Zbanek.
00:33:41Surprise, surprise.
00:33:45Cuckoo, cuckoo.
00:33:48Are you feeling well?
00:33:50Good.
00:33:52Mom, Dad always woke up.
00:33:55Maybe they kidnapped him, Mr. President.
00:33:59Cuckoo, cuckoo.
00:34:02Cuckoo, cuckoo.
00:34:04Maybe they kidnapped him.
00:34:06There is no window, the door to the padlock.
00:34:10Or maybe I locked him in another one.
00:34:13Are you alone?
00:34:15No.
00:34:18Some Yonkawa is calling you.
00:34:20No.
00:34:30Are you sure it's this booth?
00:34:32What?
00:34:34Well, someone didn't call.
00:34:36Because if he called, I wouldn't call.
00:34:38Call.
00:34:39I'll call.
00:34:45Hello.
00:34:46It's you?
00:34:47Me.
00:34:48Finally.
00:34:50So what?
00:34:51But...
00:34:53I...
00:34:54No.
00:34:55Sir.
00:34:57Let him sing.
00:34:59But...
00:35:00Let him sing.
00:35:02But over the phone...
00:35:04What do you mean over the phone?
00:35:06I'll sing too.
00:35:08Over the phone.
00:35:09But...
00:35:11What about our affairs?
00:35:14Russian booth.
00:35:16Russian booth.
00:35:17Russian booth.
00:35:20And where will I get a car?
00:35:24By...
00:35:25By...
00:35:26By what?
00:35:28By...
00:35:29By...
00:35:30By...
00:35:31By...
00:35:32By...
00:35:33By...
00:35:36Well...
00:35:37I'm flying.
00:35:39Well...
00:35:40I'm flying.
00:35:41Well...
00:35:42To...
00:35:43To Ovid.
00:36:07Can I help you?
00:36:08I had a car and...
00:36:10Get in!
00:36:12I'm Kotek Dukan.
00:36:14I'm a military driver.
00:36:16You don't have to introduce yourself.
00:36:18Mr. Ryszard Kucki, right?
00:36:20You don't know me?
00:36:22I'll show you something you don't know.
00:36:25What's with the car?
00:36:27I had a car and...
00:36:29Hi!
00:36:30I'm Kostarika.
00:36:32Listen.
00:36:33You have a...
00:36:34A van that I lost.
00:36:36You know, the guy.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:40Kia Magnetis.
00:36:42Rys 1937.
00:36:45And...
00:36:46And...
00:36:48It's just up there.
00:36:50And now a little family news.
00:36:52TV Witraż has three antennas.
00:36:55It just has a triple channel.
00:36:57Yes.
00:36:58Witraż introduces a visual distinguisher.
00:37:01Maybe you?
00:37:03These are small patriotic ribbons.
00:37:06Practically an ordinary bow.
00:37:08But the number of the bow corresponds to the number of the antenna.
00:37:12It was a family news.
00:37:14And Liliana Plusz Gdańska.
00:37:21Thank you very much.
00:37:25I'm waiting.
00:37:27Bye.
00:37:38It could have been a friend of the one who stole it.
00:37:41And they already have a set.
00:37:44And a car and papers.
00:37:46I can't do that.
00:37:47I'm sorry.
00:37:56How much do I have to pour?
00:37:58Where's the herring?
00:37:59It's not here.
00:38:00It's a no-go.
00:38:01He said only USA, USA, Bolsheviks, no.
00:38:05And it's a no-go.
00:38:06Mafia keeps me in check.
00:38:08They stole my car.
00:38:10A spy, a dog in a box.
00:38:12He got drunk.
00:38:13The herring was left.
00:38:15I'm carrying the letter.
00:38:16And I tried to clean up the mess.
00:38:18What are you saying, Mr. President?
00:38:20Yes, you can drink a glass of whiskey.
00:38:24Yes.
00:38:33They're coming for me.
00:38:36They're coming for me.
00:38:37Maybe I'll close the door, Mr. President.
00:38:40You shut up!
00:38:43I'm with you.
00:38:44I know, you're with me.
00:38:45I'm pregnant and I'm the president.
00:38:47There's that Soviet double that Gierek gave you.
00:38:50But he didn't give me the bullets.
00:38:53Closed.
00:38:54There you go.
00:38:57I'll clean it up and do what I have to.
00:39:00I have a construction company.
00:39:02Tomorrow the equipment will come, the machines.
00:39:04Wait, how?
00:39:05Tomorrow.
00:39:07I'll explain it to you tomorrow.
00:39:10Tomorrow.
00:39:15Mr. President!
00:39:16I have money to spend.
00:39:18Or I'll pay the government.
00:39:20I'd rather do it here.
00:39:21Because here I have the accumulation of equipment,
00:39:23salaries for employees.
00:39:24And the fact that you won't pay me doesn't matter.
00:39:26Mr. President!
00:39:28Cell phone!
00:39:31News!
00:39:33Telephone!
00:39:34News!
00:39:36In two hours I have to be 400 kilometers from here.
00:39:40The news is called Russian Buda.
00:39:42You have a helicopter.
00:39:44Mr. President, we don't fly to the Russians, we can't.
00:39:46It's called Russian, but it's Polish.
00:39:48I have a whole family.
00:39:49Sister, brother, today gives birth to triplets.
00:39:52Uncle and grandfather have a heart attack.
00:39:54Everyone has a different one.
00:39:56The brother-in-law has...
00:39:57is after the operation...
00:39:59a bone marrow transplant.
00:40:01I have to be there.
00:40:02I beg you.
00:40:03I'll pay you any money.
00:40:05So let's go.
00:40:06Yes?
00:40:15Come here!
00:40:17Which one?
00:40:18Give it to me!
00:40:19Write what the inscription should look like.
00:40:21What should I write in turn?
00:40:27Mr. President!
00:40:28What?
00:40:29Mr. President!
00:40:30What for?
00:40:31I don't know why.
00:40:32But I know you have to have it with you.
00:41:00I was supposed to pick up...
00:41:01Excuse me, ma'am.
00:41:03Your name is Kozak?
00:41:04Yes, ma'am.
00:41:06You don't have to ask me, because you're not likeable here.
00:41:10Who are you not likeable to?
00:41:11I'm likeable.
00:41:13You're not likeable.
00:41:15To whom?
00:41:16To no one.
00:41:17You'll come tomorrow.
00:41:19Brushed like on a photo.
00:41:20Goodbye.
00:41:32It's open until six.
00:41:33But it's five past six.
00:41:34So it's closed, right?
00:41:35But I...
00:41:36I have a special pass.
00:41:38So I can come in.
00:41:40Oh.
00:41:41Kazimierz Wasilewski.
00:41:43Oh, a pass.
00:41:44Yes.
00:41:45Here you are.
00:42:02Who is it?
00:42:03Jola.
00:42:05Mr. President, are you staying in the bank?
00:42:08I'm staying.
00:42:09I'm waiting for the soup.
00:42:11I'm here, Mr. President.
00:42:18Mrs. Soup.
00:42:20I'm listening, Mr. President.
00:42:23Please don't listen to me.
00:42:25Just a little bit.
00:42:26Just a little bit.
00:42:27Just a little bit.
00:42:28Just a little bit.
00:42:29I'm not listening, just a little bit.
00:42:31Please call this gentleman.
00:42:34Here?
00:42:36Where?
00:42:37Close the secretary's office
00:42:40and bring me the keys, please.
00:42:45I'll call him.
00:42:52Are we paying in cash?
00:42:55Cash.
00:42:56Cash because the farmer
00:42:58He's setting up a fish farm and he's doing a demilitarization.
00:43:02Why are you standing like that? Sit down.
00:43:06May I?
00:43:09Just a second.
00:43:15Mr. Director, where did the 200 zloty banknotes come from?
00:43:19There were 100 zloty banknotes here.
00:43:23There were? Only those?
00:43:26There were no others.
00:43:28This is a bonus. 1000 zloty.
00:43:56You're throwing everything on the floor. Everything.
00:44:20All of it.
00:44:22Papers.
00:44:24Cigarette butts.
00:44:26Rifles.
00:44:28And you, man, clean up after yourself.
00:44:34298, 299, 300.
00:44:37No, no, no, now you sign the statement here, which I'm reading.
00:44:41No, no, no, ma'am, don't read it.
00:44:43Please sign it, because, you know, it's after 6 p.m.
00:44:50Mr. Director, I've brought the keys.
00:45:00What?
00:45:04It's my grandfather!
00:45:06Get the keys and get out of here!
00:45:10No entering!
00:45:12My grandfather is dead!
00:45:15My grandfather is dead!
00:45:17My grandfather is dead!
00:45:23Mr. Director, this gentleman is lying in a coffin.
00:45:27Grandpa, I swear I won't live in sin with this married woman.
00:45:33We'll wake up, but not the left guard.
00:45:36The right guard is always with me.
00:45:38God, what's this?
00:45:40What's this?
00:45:43I'm dying.
00:45:46Marian! Marian!
00:45:48Marian, don't die!
00:45:53Marian, don't die!
00:45:57So that's how it is.
00:45:59He's bending over backwards, and the ice is spinning.
00:46:04I don't have an ammunition.
00:46:06Me neither.
00:46:08We'll take him alive.
00:46:13Let's go.
00:46:21This is Green Bag.
00:46:23Operational question, how do you find suspects?
00:46:26How do you find suspects?
00:46:28A dog indicates that.
00:46:34He's a suspect.
00:46:36With a bag?
00:46:37Yes, with a bag.
00:46:38The bag is here.
00:46:39Name, Wasilewski. Check if the name is right.
00:46:41What's your name?
00:46:43Zaremba.
00:46:44Zaremba.
00:46:45Zaremba.
00:46:46Agreed.
00:46:47Agreed.
00:46:48Stop.
00:46:57Mr. Ryszard Ohucki?
00:46:58You're coming with me.
00:47:03I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:47:04There's...
00:47:06I'd like your ID, please.
00:47:07Mr. President!
00:47:11What have you got there?
00:47:14Do you remember?
00:47:15A black beaver.
00:47:16A junior in judo.
00:47:19A black beaver, yes.
00:47:22What's this?
00:47:23A grey one?
00:47:24It's a friend from primary school.
00:47:26Here, too?
00:47:28That's her.
00:47:29Girls are falling for you.
00:47:32Now, watch out.
00:47:33A short ball.
00:47:34Receive it well.
00:47:35I'm standing on the fence.
00:47:37Three days, three nights.
00:47:38I'm a straw widow.
00:47:39I work abroad.
00:47:42Are you coming with me?
00:47:46We've stopped another detainee.
00:47:49We've got another detainee.
00:47:51But check if it's from the UK.
00:47:53I'm asking if it's from the UK.
00:47:54It's on the UKS bag.
00:47:55UKS?
00:47:56All right.
00:47:57Agreed.
00:47:58It's from the UK.
00:47:59A green bag?
00:48:00A green bag?
00:48:01Practically green.
00:48:05Be good to me.
00:48:08Be good to me.
00:48:10Be good to me.
00:48:12But why?
00:48:13Because it's so tempting.
00:48:16Let's play cutlery.
00:48:18What cutlery?
00:48:19In the office.
00:48:20The office is on the board.
00:48:22And you, in the office, on the cutlery.
00:48:28Who is it?
00:48:30Me.
00:48:32Zygi?
00:48:34Yes, it's me.
00:48:37Get dressed.
00:48:38Get dressed, or I'll kill you.
00:48:40And I'll kill the one who's dressed.
00:48:43My dear Zygi.
00:48:44Why are you looking at me like that?
00:48:46You were supposed to be in Madrid.
00:48:47I was in Madrid.
00:48:48But the bomb exploded.
00:48:50The separatists...
00:48:51You know them.
00:48:52The separatists?
00:48:53The separatists, the separatists.
00:48:54But they're different.
00:48:55Instead of removing their faces,
00:48:57they want to tear themselves apart.
00:48:59They want to take over.
00:49:00The bars.
00:49:01That's why we wanted to be free
00:49:03and they wanted us to live behind bars.
00:49:06We were even forced to move.
00:49:08What's with the bars?
00:49:10They're different.
00:49:11I even ordered a security guard
00:49:14to check them.
00:49:16Have you checked all the bars?
00:49:19Yes, I have.
00:49:29The bars are fine.
00:49:31But sometimes you have to wash them.
00:49:40Rysiek?
00:49:44Rysiek, what are you doing here?
00:49:47The bars are fine.
00:49:50Is this the security guard?
00:49:52Zygi!
00:49:54We knew you'd be surprised.
00:49:57Rysiek, you didn't expect this, did you?
00:50:00What are you doing here at night?
00:50:02I'm waiting for you, my friend.
00:50:04You're waiting?
00:50:05But I was supposed to be in Madrid.
00:50:07In Madrid, in Madrid.
00:50:08But they blew up a bomb there,
00:50:10and you know...
00:50:12And what do you think?
00:50:13We're brothers who don't watch TV,
00:50:15we don't know what's going on in the world,
00:50:17and so on?
00:50:18I was supposed to go,
00:50:19but yours says,
00:50:20wait until 2 p.m.
00:50:21Zygmunt will come,
00:50:22he'll be happy.
00:50:23And I, on this occasion,
00:50:25have a special bottle for you.
00:50:37Unbutton your shirt.
00:50:39I want to go to the bathroom.
00:50:42I'm in Madrid,
00:50:43risking my life,
00:50:45and I'm integrating you,
00:50:46like a canary.
00:50:47And you're making a community
00:50:49of independent countries?
00:50:51Zygmunt, don't shoot!
00:50:53Take off your uniform,
00:50:54you'll be bleeding to death,
00:50:55and then you won't get there.
00:50:58Zygmunt, give me a life.
00:51:00I have children.
00:51:01I have a wife.
00:51:02You have my wife, you...
00:51:04Zygmunt, stop it!
00:51:06Zygmunt, what are you doing?
00:51:10Be quiet,
00:51:11or I'll kill you if I hit you.
00:51:12Neighbors!
00:51:14Can you hear this criminal?
00:51:16People are sleeping.
00:51:17Yes, I'll keep it down, I'll keep it down.
00:51:19Mr. Schlafrock is very handsome.
00:51:22It'll be quieter.
00:51:23I'll take Mom upstairs.
00:51:25Where?
00:51:26Where?
00:51:31Where are you?
00:51:34It'll be quieter.
00:51:36It'll be quieter.
00:51:38Let's be honest.
00:51:40We'll all die.
00:51:41I'll start with you,
00:51:43and I'll kill you at the end,
00:51:45for dessert.
00:51:46What about me?
00:51:47You'll die in the middle,
00:51:48between your husband and your lover.
00:51:50Say goodbye.
00:51:53Good.
00:51:54Now you.
00:52:04All my life,
00:52:05I've had my share of tears.
00:52:08Pistol bullets,
00:52:10the police's ass.
00:52:12You're an ass,
00:52:13for free.
00:52:15Rysiek, can you hear me?
00:52:18He's insulting me.
00:52:20Say something.
00:52:21Yes, yes, say something.
00:52:23Say something.
00:52:24Say something.
00:52:25I've been married eight times.
00:52:26Eight.
00:52:27And after every marriage,
00:52:29after every next wife of mine,
00:52:32I found you in bed with her.
00:52:35What do you have to say to me?
00:52:37Say something.
00:52:41I just like you.
00:52:44I like you.
00:52:46I like the same women,
00:52:48but...
00:52:50You know why they're afraid?
00:52:53Because you're faster.
00:52:55I have to be faster.
00:52:57If the policeman wasn't faster,
00:52:59he wouldn't have anything to look for in this factory.
00:53:05We don't have to bury him anymore.
00:53:09And you don't want Truman?
00:53:13Truman?
00:53:14Yes, Truman was a fireman.
00:53:18When was that?
00:53:19Help him.
00:53:20You, you, you.
00:53:24Good evening, good evening.
00:53:26How can I help you?
00:53:28Good evening.
00:53:29I see you're working.
00:53:31I thought maybe someone died.
00:53:33And we have to sell firewood.
00:53:35I've been married for three months,
00:53:37but I've been married for six months.
00:53:39Four hundred.
00:53:40How much?
00:53:41Four hundred zlotys.
00:53:42Four hundred zlotys, yes.
00:53:44My grandfather...
00:53:45My grandfather died,
00:53:47and the mafia took his son.
00:53:50And they say,
00:53:51we don't have any money.
00:53:53They came from Lithuania to bury my grandfather,
00:53:55but they stole him.
00:53:57The Polish local mafia demanded ransom.
00:54:00They didn't have any money,
00:54:01so they didn't pay,
00:54:02and they have Truman for ransom.
00:54:04Three hundred.
00:54:05Three hundred zlotys.
00:54:07Maybe we should take him.
00:54:08My mother feels so bad lately.
00:54:11They won't let me arrest them.
00:54:17And you,
00:54:18how do you know Lithuanian?
00:54:20I learned it during the occupation.
00:54:22During the Second World War,
00:54:24we had a service list.
00:54:26Of course,
00:54:27because the Second World War
00:54:28was with Lithuanians.
00:54:29Why are you looking at me like that?
00:54:31Watch more quizzes.
00:54:33In the Second World War,
00:54:34remember,
00:54:35Poland, our homeland,
00:54:36fought with the whole world.
00:54:37The whole world attacked us.
00:54:39That's why the war is called the Second World War.
00:54:44And you know Lithuanian.
00:54:46Wait.
00:54:47I'll go now.
00:54:49No, you'll go with me.
00:54:50Come on.
00:54:51I don't want to go with him.
00:54:52Of course!
00:54:53You!
00:54:54You!
00:54:55Stop!
00:54:56Stop!
00:55:00Stop!
00:55:10Here.
00:55:15Fortunately,
00:55:16you have your own keys.
00:55:37Krysiek!
00:55:38Stop!
00:55:39If you call the police,
00:55:40go back to your house.
00:55:44Who let him in?
00:55:52Good morning, citizens.
00:55:53Police.
00:55:59I'm going out.
00:56:08What is it?
00:56:09The key is stolen.
00:56:10Who knows anything about it?
00:56:11Put me in jail.
00:56:13Jail, not jail.
00:56:16I know.
00:56:23Wake up, kids.
00:56:24I'll be right back.
00:56:27Wake up!
00:56:29Wash the kids.
00:56:35Captain,
00:56:36Commander,
00:56:37brothers,
00:56:39and brother,
00:56:40how nice.
00:56:44Please, come in.
00:56:46You're so well-dressed.
00:56:47Do you have a name?
00:56:51Piłek.
00:56:55You have a name.
00:56:56How else?
00:57:01You see what I have here?
00:57:02A brothel.
00:57:03A brothel,
00:57:04an inn,
00:57:06and a house.
00:57:12Are you crazy?
00:57:14Are you crazy?
00:57:19Sit down
00:57:21and look nice.
00:57:24How are you, Politewski?
00:57:25You won't run away from me now.
00:57:27To the madman Nepameksi.
00:57:31Now, Nepameksi.
00:57:32Nepameksi.
00:57:35Zygmunt!
00:57:48Well, Agata,
00:57:49let me introduce you to the baboons.
00:57:51Welcome, Mr. President.
00:57:53One technical question.
00:57:55I haven't met you in this outfit.
00:57:56There are no baboons yet.
00:58:03Good morning.
00:58:06Did someone die?
00:58:07I'm worried about Poland.
00:58:09I'm worried too.
00:58:11I'm listening.
00:58:12There are elections to the Sejm,
00:58:14because,
00:58:15it doesn't matter,
00:58:16I have my man.
00:58:17The president of a sports club.
00:58:18I know him.
00:58:19Prefect Jędzyk-Litewski.
00:58:20Prefect?
00:58:21Prefect.
00:58:22He says what he wants.
00:58:25And will there be money from this ambassador?
00:58:27There will be.
00:58:28So let it be.
00:58:29Let them choose him.
00:58:51No hair.
00:58:52No hair.
00:58:53No hair.
00:58:54No hair.
00:58:55No hair.
00:58:56No hair.
00:58:57No hair.
00:58:58Helper taken.
00:59:00Such a dog leading the troupe.
00:59:02No sumo bags.
00:59:04They give him back to TV.
00:59:06We do that.
00:59:07Turn on.
00:59:12Ryszard Ochucki,
00:59:13president of a sports club.
00:59:14He is unattainable since yesterday.
00:59:16Calm down.
00:59:19Soon they'll find out who killed him.
00:59:25Text from the team
00:59:26The whole sports community gathered around the stadium.
00:59:29What do you say to that?
00:59:31Soldiers were setting up the Polish Army in shame.
00:59:36That name started with a BIM.
00:59:38Stupid morons.
00:59:39And only BIM weapons come out of those rifles.
00:59:41BIM!
00:59:42Best Investment Movement!
00:59:44Morons!
00:59:45Rainbow!
00:59:46Rainbow!
00:59:47Rainbow!
00:59:48Rainbow!
00:59:49Get out of here, or I'll tear you off this chain!
00:59:52The secretary in the club didn't even hide a bottle of whiskey.
00:59:59The battle of Holtbruchwald times Holtpruski,
01:00:06which is 1410 times 1525,
01:00:13is...
01:00:202,150,250.
01:00:24Any other dates?
01:00:29Ladies and gentlemen, please wait a moment.
01:00:31The gentleman will explain.
01:00:32We'll talk tomorrow.
01:00:36Rysiek?
01:00:37I'm here.
01:00:41What?
01:00:43Mrs. Lucynka?
01:00:45Fish with dates for feeding.
01:00:48Mrs. Lucynka will be here in an hour.
01:00:50There's a confession,
01:00:51and this thug was taken to the dumpster together with Kalolifer.
01:00:54My name is Kocur Aurelia.
01:00:57What a thug!
01:01:00Get a paper and a pen!
01:01:04The dumpster won't fit on its own.
01:01:07Rysiek!
01:01:08Why don't you take it?
01:01:10It has to be announced.
01:01:11Why isn't it announced?
01:01:13We announced it three times, and no one made an offer.
01:01:15Rysiek!
01:01:16We borrowed it yesterday.
01:01:17Are you going to exchange it for Piłsudski's Marx?
01:01:19Rysiek!
01:01:20Because the coalition has changed?
01:01:21Say what you want,
01:01:23but for a communist,
01:01:24you'd just have to take it out,
01:01:26and it wouldn't be there for two hours.
01:01:28And I'll do it.
01:01:29For free.
01:01:33My religious.
01:01:35He went there.
01:01:37Stop, police!
01:01:41Get in!
01:01:47A man disappears from the building of the command.
01:01:49Extremely important.
01:01:52And everyone, of course,
01:01:53is warming the chairs.
01:01:55I announce the action of Rysiek.
01:01:58Please.
01:02:02This is a memorial portrait.
01:02:18What are you doing?
01:02:19This is a strictly secret meeting of the operational pawns.
01:02:23I'm revealing the encrypted kryptonite.
01:02:26I'm wiping it, because they poured water on it.
01:02:28If I don't wipe it, it'll push out and disappear.
01:02:31That's how I like it.
01:02:33A civilian, a cleaner, a physical worker
01:02:37takes part in a meeting.
01:02:40Officers!
01:02:42Out!
01:02:45Long live Maria Konopnicka!
01:02:48Long live!
01:02:49I brought the man you were looking for.
01:02:59I'm sorry, but we caught a gang on the bridge
01:03:03and the bridge caught on fire.
01:03:07Let him explain.
01:03:11This is Mr. Ryszard Okucki,
01:03:15a man, and so on.
01:03:19He will be your...
01:03:22Excuse me.
01:03:32Are you from Spain?
01:03:34Yes, I am, because I have to change my pants.
01:03:43I won't be an ambassador.
01:03:44I won't sit in any parliament.
01:03:46You shouldn't have laid in my bed.
01:03:49How could I know it was your bed?
01:03:51Don't yell at me!
01:03:53You laid in my bed!
01:03:57You laid in my bed?
01:03:59I forgive you.
01:04:02There's a new trend now,
01:04:04to forgive.
01:04:05The prince has been brought in,
01:04:06and they want to see if he'll accept.
01:04:09So I'm a state official in a way.
01:04:14And that's why I forgive you.
01:04:15Here you go.
01:04:19Put on some clean pants.
01:04:21Who bought me a calorifer?
01:04:24Rysiek.
01:04:26Are we a coalition to still yell at each other?
01:04:30You have to be an ambassador.
01:04:32We need a member of the Lithuanian minority.
01:04:35But I know Lithuanians by chance.
01:04:37Our servant was Lithuanian.
01:04:39She was supposed to go to Vilnius in September,
01:04:41but the war broke out.
01:04:44Is it my fault that Hitler attacked Poland?
01:04:48What could I do as a child?
01:04:53Why the hell should I be with you?
01:04:56Give me one reason.
01:04:58Can't you do it without a reason?
01:05:00Look at this beautiful country.
01:05:06You can't see it from here,
01:05:07because the blocks are covering it.
01:05:09But people live in these blocks.
01:05:12And you can do something good for them.
01:05:17But what did I do that I have to do something for people?
01:05:21What do they care about me?
01:05:23Nothing.
01:05:24They care about you.
01:05:25That's your job.
01:05:28I'm sorry.
01:05:32Nothing important.
01:05:37I won't be an ambassador.
01:05:39Okay.
01:05:42Get out of here!
01:06:06Now!
01:06:08But...
01:06:10I can't just...
01:06:12I'd like to say goodbye to you somehow.
01:06:40I don't want to lose contact with you.
01:06:45Stop it!
01:06:46Stop it!
01:06:48I'm talking to you, you idiot!
01:06:57Damn it!
01:07:02I swear,
01:07:03if I see you again,
01:07:06I'll kill you.
01:07:08I'll shoot you like a dog.
01:07:10I agree to everything!
01:07:12I agree!
01:07:13Do whatever you want!
01:07:15Are we going to an agreement?
01:07:17Yes!
01:07:18Do whatever you want!
01:07:19Come on!
01:07:20Yes!
01:07:23Come on!
01:07:26I'll do whatever you want!
01:07:32I'm going out
01:07:33and I'll try to move.
01:07:35But the fax has arrived,
01:07:36so maybe you can take it.
01:07:40I wish you a nice evening.
01:07:47The police!
01:07:48Fucking dogs!
01:07:49Gays!
01:07:51What's going on?
01:07:53Ryszard Ochucki is suspected of a number of illegal transactions
01:07:58and a sale of about 80% of the assets of the English capital club,
01:08:03which he himself represented.
01:08:08In his apartment,
01:08:09more than 300 forged invoices were found,
01:08:12and in addition,
01:08:13in addition to the unsigned and unmarked,
01:08:15for a total amount of...
01:08:34microphones.
01:08:37Rysiek,
01:08:38I have complete trust in you.
01:08:40And I'm telling you this with my own eyes.
01:08:52Everyone has a letter of a fugitive.
01:09:15Do you know this man?
01:09:16You mean Kuczek?
01:09:17Yes.
01:09:18For the third year in a row,
01:09:19I mean, we're looking for him.
01:09:20He's in the government.
01:09:22Here's the next one.
01:09:25Kotel,
01:09:27Kirkor,
01:09:28Boguski,
01:09:29here,
01:09:30the director of the port.
01:09:31Is this the Kotel who's been in danger for 12 years?
01:09:33But he's sitting in the parliament,
01:09:35and he's making such a fuss that his brain is standing.
01:09:37And here you have...
01:09:38This is genius, brother.
01:09:40The guy is dead, do you get it?
01:09:42This is a picture of a beggar.
01:09:44And someone took a bank loan of 9 million zlotys for him.
01:09:48With cash.
01:09:50He took it out and fell over.
01:09:52The director of the bank was also talking to us.
01:09:55He was coughing.
01:09:56There's no body.
01:09:57There's no movement.
01:09:58He fell.
01:09:59One is dead,
01:10:00and we're looking for the other.
01:10:01This is a beggar, too.
01:10:02Good.
01:10:04Do you know him?
01:10:05What for?
01:10:07To find his 9 million.
01:10:10Yes, I'd love to.