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00:00Martha Smith, and Bakely Jr., Abby Dalton, and Rick Smith, all in a game that's just
00:21over their heads.
00:22And here's the master of the bitboard, Peter Marshall.
00:29Thank you, John Allen.
00:30Welcome once again to Offside Blitz.
00:31Hello, Scott.
00:32Hi, Peter.
00:33How are you doing?
00:34Well, Martha is dressed 1985.
00:35Ed, you're back to the 1930-something.
00:36And the festive time it was.
00:37And the finest of the 60s, that op art period that was so wonderful.
00:38You look terrific.
00:40Abby, Rich, Bud, nice to see you.
00:41Nice to see you.
09:33Okay.
09:34Lisa, you're in charge.
09:35Okay.
09:36Rich Little in the middle.
09:37In England, in the last century, you could get seven years in prison for doing something
09:42to a rabbit.
09:43What?
09:44I would say, oh, eating one.
09:50Eating one.
09:51I'll agree.
09:52Stealing.
09:53They were protected on private farms.
09:55You're back in control.
09:56Back to Rich Little question here.
09:58Can a vasectomy ever be reversed?
10:00Can it be reversed?
10:01I would say yes.
10:02Yes, it can.
10:03I agree.
10:04I know a couple of sopranos that have had that happen.
10:07Here's the clue.
10:08Take a look.
10:09Would you like to take a guess for Guy Gaines?
10:12All right.
10:13You gonna take a guess?
10:15Sure.
10:16A.
10:17I'll say same time next year.
10:21Would you like to take a guess or play on?
10:22I'd like to play on.
10:23All right.
10:24With Ed Begley in the middle.
10:26But I'll tell you this, Victor, that was a good shot.
10:29All right.
10:30Ed.
10:31You came in today, asked people if they would divorce their spouse for a million dollars.
10:35What did the majority say?
10:37They said they'd do it for 50 bucks.
10:39They said they would not.
10:46They would not?
10:47No.
10:48I agree.
10:49They would not?
10:50Continue.
10:51All right.
10:52Okay.
10:53Ed Begley at the bottom.
10:54According to the book, Our Human Body, Its Wonders and Its Care, dot, dot, dot, what should
10:58you do five times a day?
11:01Five times a day?
11:05Certainly not shower.
11:06You should eat.
11:07Eat.
11:08I disagree.
11:09Two snacks and three meals.
11:11You have to earn that yourself back to Ed Begley question.
11:14All right.
11:15Would you like to guess again?
11:16No.
11:17All right.
11:18President Reagan gets a shot of something regularly once a week.
11:21A shot of what?
11:22Oh, I happen to know.
11:23He gets a flu vaccine.
11:25Flu vaccine.
11:26I disagree.
11:27No, he's allergic to something.
11:29We don't know what it is, but allergy shots.
11:30Here's your clue.
11:33Would you now like to take a guess?
11:36Yes.
11:37All right.
11:38For a tie game.
11:39Victor?
11:40I'll say King Lear.
11:43Good guess.
11:44That's the way to play it.
11:45Okay.
11:46We have a commercial.
11:47We got a guy here, boy.
11:48That's all right.
11:49That's the way to do it.
11:58Ladies and gentlemen, ladies, you've won the first game.
12:00Hoping to win this game, you go for $20,000.
12:02Take a start.
12:03Martha Smith at the bottom.
12:05In England, 24 civil servants have bigger ones than Margaret Thatcher.
12:10Bigger what?
12:12Salaries.
12:13Salaries.
12:14I agree.
12:15That's it.
12:16Here's your clue.
12:17All right.
12:18Good lead to the match.
12:19Would you like to take a guess?
12:21I'm gonna have to play on with Martha Smith at the top.
12:26You just graduated from college and you have a BM on your diploma.
12:32You're either a doctor or a what?
12:35A musician.
12:36Musician.
12:37I disagree.
12:39Bachelor of medicine or of music.
12:40Absolutely.
12:41You are in control here, my friend.
12:43Looking for a tie game.
12:44Pick a star or take a guess.
12:46No, I think I'll take a star.
12:48Ed Begley at the top.
12:50You share an office with someone who scratches and makes loud sucking noises.
12:55According to the new office etiquette, what should you do?
12:58Ask her out.
12:59No question.
13:04You want to get close to this girl.
13:06You want to spend some quality time with her, I think.
13:09No.
13:10You're supposed to just be direct.
13:13Ask the person to stop.
13:14Ask that person to stop.
13:15I agree.
13:16That's it.
13:17Here's your clue for a tie game.
13:20Victor, would you like to take a guess?
13:23Audience, please.
13:26I can't. I gotta go on.
13:27Okay.
13:28Abby Dalton at the top.
13:29According to the Cosmopolitan Report, what percentage of women have made love on their lunch hour?
13:39Definitely a high number.
13:4055%.
13:4255.
13:43Wow.
13:44Okay, Abby, I'll agree.
13:46Anybody for lunch?
13:47That's it.
13:48Here you go.
13:51Would you like to take a guess for a tie game?
13:53What is it, Victor?
13:54Swicky.
13:55Crystal clear.
13:56I think you may be the winner.
14:01Congratulations, my friend.
14:02Thank you. Thank you.
14:05We have a tie game.
14:07We'll play the rubber game after this.
14:08Crystal Clear by Oliver Reckless.
14:19It is the tiebreaker.
14:20Lisa, you got distraught, but let's show the home audience how many words are in the phrase,
14:23and we'll give you two free stars, and you go get them.
14:26Okay, I'm gonna go with Abby Dalton in the middle.
14:29The Lou Harris Poll asked men to list the things they considered most important in life.
14:34Health. Health came first.
14:36Love came second.
14:38What came after love?
14:41Uh, peace of mind.
14:43Peace of mind.
14:44I agree.
14:45That's right.
14:46All right.
14:47Very good.
14:48Continue.
14:49Okay, I'm gonna go with Abby Dalton at the bottom.
14:53What granny winner this year was best female vocalist in both pop and rock categories
14:58and also had the record of the year?
15:00Tina Turner.
15:01I agree.
15:02That's it.
15:03Okay, continue.
15:05Okay, I'm gonna go with Ed Begley in the middle.
15:10In the old children's song,
15:12The Farmer in the Dell,
15:13The Farmer in the Dell,
15:15The Farmer in the Dell,
15:16what does the wife take?
15:18The pill.
15:22The wife takes the pill.
15:23No, no.
15:24She takes, uh, uh...
15:27In The Farmer in the Dell, what does the wife take?
15:29The wife takes, uh, a husband.
15:31Uh, the wife takes a husband.
15:33I disagree.
15:34No, she takes a child.
15:35That's right.
15:36Then she takes a cat.
15:37That's right.
15:38Here's the first rule.
15:40I'm gonna play on with Rich Little at the bottom.
15:43In science, what does the Big Bang, uh, the Big Bang,
15:46the Big Bang, in science, the Big Bang,
15:48what does that describe?
15:49Well, that's, uh...
15:52It's the, it's, um...
15:54The start of the universe, I guess.
15:56I agree.
15:57That's it.
15:58Okay, here it is.
16:00For the championship, would you like to take a guess?
16:04I'm gonna play on...
16:05All right.
16:06...with Martha Smith in the middle.
16:08You folks at home, remember,
16:09our players do not know how many words are in the phrase.
16:12What is considered to be the dirtiest part of your body?
16:15The dirtiest part of your body.
16:17By whom, Peter?
16:22In general consensus.
16:25The dirtiest part is your face.
16:27Your face.
16:28I agree.
16:29It is.
16:30The back, I believe, is the cleanest.
16:31Yes.
16:32All right, continue.
16:33Okay.
16:34Martha Smith at the bottom.
16:36According to studies of all the pregnancies in America this year,
16:39will most be planned or will most be accidents?
16:43Pregnancies, planned or accidents?
16:46Most will be planned.
16:47Planned.
16:48I agree.
16:49About 55% are accidents.
16:51You are in control.
16:53We will go back to Martha Smith.
16:55This could be for the championship,
16:56unless you would like to take a guess.
16:58No, I'll...
16:59All righty.
17:00You've got a cramp in your leg.
17:01According to medical research,
17:03pinching this might relieve the pain.
17:07Acupressure.
17:08Your little finger?
17:09Your little finger.
17:10I'll agree.
17:11The upper lip.
17:12Very close to the little finger.
17:14Back in it.
17:15Good game here.
17:16Could be for the championship.
17:17Martha?
17:18Yes.
17:19In her autobiography,
17:20Eleanor Roosevelt said
17:21she would have given anything to be something.
17:24To be what, Eleanor Roosevelt?
17:27To be president.
17:29I agree.
17:31A singer.
17:32You're back in it, Victor.
17:34Interesting.
17:35Interesting.
17:36All right.
17:37At tax time each year, Martha,
17:38at tax time each year,
17:39where does Uncle Sam get most of his tax money?
17:43Uh, from individual income tax.
17:45Individual income tax.
17:46I'll agree.
17:47That's it.
17:48All right.
17:49Here's the clue.
17:50All right.
17:51Would you like to take a guess for the championship?
17:56I need an answer.
17:57No.
17:58All right, play on.
17:59Martha at the top.
18:01Queen Victoria of England
18:02has had 83 of them.
18:0483.
18:05Queen Victoria.
18:07And she knew each one of them by name.
18:09What are they?
18:10Or what were they, I should say.
18:12Dogs.
18:13Dogs.
18:14I'll agree.
18:15She had dogs.
18:16Continue.
18:17Ed Begley at the top.
18:20Ed, who was it who taught mankind
18:22that heavy objects fall
18:24at the same rate as light ones?
18:26That was Dolly Parton.
18:27Third.
18:32Come on.
18:33Throw up.
18:35I...
18:37I believe that was...
18:38It's a Newtonian law.
18:39It's Newton, is it not?
18:40Newton.
18:41Isaac Newton.
18:42I'll agree.
18:43Galileo.
18:44Galileo.
18:45You are in control.
18:46Lisa, we'll go back to Ed Begley here.
18:48In the Bible, what's the first thing...
18:50First of all, would you like to take a guess?
18:52I'm gonna play on.
18:54All right.
18:56In the Bible, what's the first thing God made
18:58that he called good?
19:02Light.
19:03Light.
19:04I agree.
19:05For the championship, possibly.
19:07Here's the reveal.
19:09What is it?
19:10Hook, line, and sinker.
19:11Could be.
19:18Did you have an idea?
19:20Something...
19:21I had sort of an idea.
19:22Yeah.
19:23And I'm not completely sure.
19:24Well, listen, my friend,
19:25you have that wonderful trip to Switzerland.
19:28We have watches for you.
19:29You have $750 in cash.
19:31We have LaCasso photo tickets for you
19:34to see here at the Pantages.
19:35And we thank you very much...
19:36Thank you very much.
19:37...for playing All-Star Glitz.
19:39Lisa, you've won the following.
19:41Take a look.
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19:55on an 18-inch chain
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20:04with the always-in fashion fur
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20:08with its horizontally designed sleeves
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20:26It's a high-rolling getaway
20:27valued at over $3,900.
20:30And we have a commercial word.
20:31We'll be back and hopefully play
20:33the Blitz Bonanza worth $20,000.
20:44We don't have time to start our Blitz Bonanza.
20:46That means for the fourth time this week,
20:48we'll be starting this show with the Blitz Bonanza.
20:50And tomorrow, it'll be worth $20,000.
20:51And I certainly hope you win it.
20:52Great.
20:53You have a good evening now.
20:55All right, see you tomorrow morning.
20:56Thank you, stars.
20:57Thank you, audience, here and at home.
20:59Have a good day.
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22:05Now stay tuned for Family Feud next.
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22:12♪ ♪