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00:00You
00:30are fine, as bright, as bright as sunshine. This is well, that is well, all is well.
00:50You are fine, as bright, as bright as sunshine. This is well, that is well, all is well.
01:08You are fine, as bright, as bright as sunshine. This is well, that is well, all is well.
01:18You are fine, as bright, as bright as sunshine. This is well, that is well, all is well.
01:28You are fine, as bright, as bright as sunshine. This is well, that is well, all is well.
01:50Yeh toh tomato hai, festival matter hai.
01:59Aur mera aathana?
02:01Aaj kal aathana kizan hai uncle?
02:03Toh ek rupee do?
02:05Aur main aapka uncle ya aap mere uncle? Ek rupee do?
02:09No.
02:11Thank you uncle.
02:20Shree Shanti Prasad Dwarkanath Bhargav. Urf Bugs. Idiot aagaya, idiot aagaya. Urf Idiot.
02:40Idiot.
02:42Good morning my boy. Good morning everyone.
02:47Hey cockroach.
02:51Uncle, bhindi?
02:53Bhaara rupiah paav.
02:55Aur gobi?
02:56Das rupiah paav.
02:58And paneer?
02:59Aaj mein paneer nahi kharida. Paneer not on the menu today baba.
03:04Okay, tata, bye bye.
03:07Sunday morning in Basera. Happy young ones Bonasera.
03:18India time.
03:19Sahi mein, uski hawai chappal dekh. More hawa, less chappal.
03:23Pachak, pachak, pachak, pachak, pachak.
03:25And what's with that ganda green plastic bhaji basket of his man? So uncool.
03:30Actually, I don't mind him.
03:32Huh?
03:34You want to marry him or what?
03:36Chubbi stupid.
03:37Gulam.
03:38Servant.
03:40Idiot, bhaji la.
03:42Idiot, khana bana.
03:45Hey Neha, size dekhe gulam dhoon. Uncle extra laaj hai. Bhaari padege.
03:51Prashant, if your brother wasn't so cute na, one I would have given him.
04:02Hi Bugs uncle.
04:03Hello Mr. Chota. How's your Sunday? Are you having a fun day?
04:07Haan, Basera 2 ke saath tennis match hai. Vaat laga daalenge.
04:11Are chalo, vaat laga ke aao.
04:13No no uncle, I'll help you.
04:15Oh, thank you Chota, thank you.
04:17So Mr. Chota, why don't you come and have lunch with us? I'm cooking something really interesting.
04:22Pakod hai.
04:23Everybody's at home. Aaj toh Sunday hai na. So, kya opening kar rahe ho aap? Batting.
04:29Hey Alok, what happened? Where are you?
04:33Tanya's mad at me yaar.
04:35Kyun, kya hua?
04:37Dad promised her tickets for David Gata. 3000 bucks a ticket, main kahaan se laao yaar?
04:43Dad se le le. Loan.
04:45Kahaan yaar, dad khud loan pe jeera hai.
04:47So forget it.
04:48Arey, kya forget it? Koi aur leke aage toh chali jaayegi uske saath.
04:52Arey, koi aur leke aage toh chali jaayegi uske saath.
04:54Aey, hua haath pakad rahi hai ki taxi pakad rahi hai?
04:58Chhod de dada, chhod de.
05:00Useless hai.
05:01Aey childar party, ek word nahi haa. Chota hai, chota rahai, samjha na.
05:05Ek quarter, vade bhai ka sunne ka, nahi toh ek kheech ke milega.
05:09Aur tu aage se kaan se aaya? Chal, peeche se jaa. Chal.
05:13Chote Prashan, balla meydan me utha. Idhar nahi. Chal jaa.
05:17Haan, jaa rahao, jaa rahao. Natchi chinn na jaa rahao.
05:20Yeh neg, fifty rupees per player. Shield money.
05:24Hai kya tum log ke paas hai? Hmm, bol.
05:26Hai? Hai? Tere paas hai? Hai?
05:31All kadkas. Tum jaise log ko team mein bhi kaun lega?
05:38Sunday ko bete hai idhar.
05:40Loser, loser sabko bol rahe hain.
05:42Pura world need that hai.
05:44Khali tum log hi bahut chaane ho.
05:46Chal, bete raho gaadi pe. Aata ho main jeet ke.
06:04Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, eighteen, ninety, hundred.
06:16Kuch jugad hua?
06:17Last time I'm telling you hain, chota just shut up, okay?
06:19Yeh dada, tu itna gussa kyi hota hai?
06:24Yeh le.
06:26Isse kya hoga?
06:27Arey, something better than nothing. Tera ghota kaun to shur kar.
06:33I guess.
06:34Good evening, sir. Sir, this is Ranjan. How's the weather today?
06:37Yaar, lunch time pe kyu karte hain yaar, dad video conference.
06:40Ab humke hatme thodi nahi hai. Anyways, main jaao?
06:43Keeda, dad will get mad. You know, Sunday lunch is Sunday lunch.
06:46Yeh, tu dad ko maska laga raha hai? Tekho lagta hai ki wo ghota ke liye teko six thousand milega?
06:53Maska lagana hai to mereko laga. Mere paas hai.
06:58Kya hai tere paas?
07:00Piggy bank.
07:02Yes, can we talk about it, sir?
07:04Mr. Ranjan, I'm so tired. I couldn't sleep properly. Can you call later, please?
07:09Alright. No problem, sir. I'm sorry to bother you.
07:127.30 your time, Hong Kong time. The bill is ready and I just wanted to share it with you.
07:16Please call later.
07:17Right. Thank you, sir. Sorry for bothering you.
07:19Okay.
07:20Right. And...
07:29Where's mom?
07:30Delucia is delicious, ji. Thoda expensive hai, lekin aap fikar kyu kare hain, hum bargain karenge na.
07:35Ji, ji, ji. I'm talking to him.
07:38Das minute ke liye toh dance bhi karega. Royal wedding hai, Kapoor ji.
07:43Aap chinta mat kariye. Arre PR bhi hai. Page three, quarter page. Okay, ji. Bye.
07:49Ho gaya? Aur ho gaya ho toh lunch kar le? Malti, thana lao.
07:54Kya ho gaya?
07:57Band baja bara hai.
07:59Ranjan, please.
08:00Why not? Subhe se operator banke logon ke phone utha raha hu.
08:05Kabhi florist, kabhi wood decorator. Balance payment, balance payment, balance payment.
08:10Ranjan, not here.
08:12Band baja bara hai.
08:26Mom, yeh hai kya?
08:29Biryani hai ki fried rice?
08:32Khichdi hai ki pulao?
08:35Mom, what is it?
08:36I don't know. Malti si pulao.
08:40Haan, poornima. Acha haan, twelve is fixed.
09:06Aha, at last. What took you so long? Come, come, come.
09:19Hi, aunty.
09:20Hi, bacha.
09:25So, chota hungry?
09:27Very hungry.
09:28Ready for a surprise?
09:30Always.
09:31Always?
09:32Always.
09:34One, two, three.
09:38Aviyal?
09:44And let the Sunday lunch begin.
09:48Wow, Bugs uncle.
09:51You are the best cook in the world.
09:54Undoubtedly.
09:56Uncle, I want to be your son. Please adopt me.
10:00Chota, ilay walakam seyam.
10:04When you have to eat them, eat them.
10:07Don't be shy.
10:09Chota.
10:11Chota.
10:13Chota.
10:15Chota.
10:17Don't talk.
10:36Abh polstery badal rahe hoon. Sofa thodi na badal rahe hoon.
10:38What's the fuss, Ranjan?
10:40The fuss is about this. The estimate.
10:4317,000 rupees for men and material?
10:45Isse kumbhe nahi ho sakta hai?
10:46Kumbhe kaise hoga? Men and material hi toh hai.
10:49Kal tum bologi ki matching curtains lagwan hai. Phir?
10:52It doesn't end.
10:53You know yaar, I am seriously strapped for cash.
10:55What is this, yaar?
10:56Tumse thodi na maang rahi hoon.
10:58There you go again.
10:59Your money, my money wala chakkar.
11:02Get real, Aarti. Get real, yaar.
11:04I've got to toggle four credit card payments this month.
11:07Aur sabka minimum aa raha hai, 22,000 rupees.
11:10Upar se housing EMI, groceries, servants ki salaries.
11:13Dodh raha hoon, dodh raha hoon, dodhe hi jaa rahe hoon, yaar.
11:15It's not ending and it's never enough.
11:17Toh kyun kar rahe ho? Kisko dikhana chahate ho?
11:20Main dikhana hoon? Yeh tumhari upholstery chhupane ke liye ho di?
11:22Bilkul nahi. Aayi din tumhare bosses hi toh tashreef rakhte hain wahaan.
11:25Jinn ke saamne tum baar baar apni 6 wristwatches flash karte hoon.
11:29Every conversation, every argument has got to end with my wristwatches or what?
11:33No. In fact, I'd like you to wear all your six watches at the same time.
11:37Maybe then, they could show us a better time.
11:44Samy, tum log nahi jaa rahe ho?
11:46Kahaan?
11:47Guetta concert. Poori duniya jaa rahi hain.
11:50Yaha par toh ticket ki fighting ho rahi hain.
11:52No, we are not going.
12:03Ticket.
12:05Ticket.
12:06Ticket.
12:07Ticket.
12:08Ticket.
12:09Ticket.
12:10Ticket.
12:11Ticket.
12:13David, Guetta.
12:14So what yaar? Yeh toh ghar se itna door hai. Like back of beyond.
12:19Aur udhar screen pe hi dekhna hai, toh agle week VH1 pe dekh lenge yaar.
12:23Dad ka khaana khate khate. And who wants to tell the whole world we were there yaar?
12:43Jhoot chhor! Khol diya? Sharam nahi aayi? Chhote bhai ka piggy bank khol diya? How could you do?
12:50Woh sab chhod. Woh kya hai?
12:56English mein. Padh nahi sakta.
12:58Don't act over smart with me.
13:00Kya hai yeh? Dad mom ko malam hai?
13:03Ab isme unka kya connection hai? These are mine. Mera hi hai.
13:07Lekin yeh hai kya?
13:09Sip.
13:10Sip? Sip what?
13:11Arey duffer. Sip what nahi. Sip sip. Systematic investment plan. Sip.
13:17What?
13:18Arey sip. Systematic investment plan. Sip.
13:22Arey but where's the money?
13:24Yaar toh tu ullu hai. Yaar toh tu pakka ullu hai.
13:28Arey this is the money. Puch puch. Meaning matlab. Don't feel shy.
13:34Dad?
13:35Ab isme dad toh kyu sunday begad raha hai? Yeh koi chori ka maal nahi hai.
13:38Matlab?
13:39Aan. Ab pucha na matlab.
13:41Dekh. Tujhe kya lagta hai? Meri pocket money kida jaati hai?
13:47Birthday cash envelopes.
13:49Feeling good pocket money. Cricket shields.
13:52Dadi ka pyaara pota allowance.
13:54Roma maasi ke har visit ke hundred dirhams.
13:57Tujhe bhi toh milta hai na?
13:59Par tere jate Tanya ki seva bhi.
14:01Tujhe bhi toh milta hai na?
14:03Par tere jate Tanya ki seva bhi.
14:06Mere yaha jate hai.
14:08Arey lekin yeh hai kya?
14:10Tere jise kadke ko na, yeh batana bohot mushkil hai.
14:13Acha main ko ek baat bata. What is money?
14:16Money?
14:18Money.
14:19Money.
14:21What is money?
14:23That's a confusing question.
14:25Paper.
14:26Money to me is basically having the freedom.
14:29Money is my life.
14:30Money, it's necessary.
14:32You get lot of girls, guys even.
14:36Everything begins with money and ends with money.
14:38Something that you need for basic survival.
14:40The more you think about money, the more you'll end up thinking about the lack of it and that thought is just depressing.
14:45Your life, almost.
14:47Unless you want to become a hippie and sit on a mountain.
14:50Don't do that.
14:51You don't need money to be happy.
14:52You need something.
14:53I think you need love to be happy.
14:56Not love.
15:01This is money.
15:02I add, you minus.
15:05I compound, you simply spend.
15:08I sip, you spit.
15:11Abey gyani!
15:12Too big for your boots, aren't you?
15:14Addition aata hai na?
15:16Yeh leh, add kar.
15:2562,470?
15:28Hmm, correct.
15:30Yeh hai value.
15:31Chhota chhota bolke mujhe kaatta tha na tu?
15:35Yeh hai mera sabse long distance runner.
15:37Paan Singh tumar.
15:40Chhaar saal se merele bhaag raha hai.
15:42Jab teri umar ka ho jaunga na,
15:44Tab add kar kar ke, kar kar ke, itta bada ho jayega.
15:48Jab mom dad ki umar ka ho jaunga na,
15:50Tab sip kar kar ke, kar kar ke, itta bada pawn ban jayega, pawn.
15:55Jab dada dadi ki umar ka ho jaunga na,
15:57Tab prashant.
15:59Mahasagar.
16:00Matlab pacific ocean.
16:02Kisi ki...
16:03Bas, bas, bas, bas.
16:04Main samajh gaya.
16:06Lekin yeh keeda aaya kaan se?
16:07Tujhe naam bataunga na, tu chair se niche gir jayega.
16:10Arre chhod yaar, bata na.
16:12Are you ready?
16:13Arre suspense kyu create kar raha hai, bata na seedha seedha.
16:18Bug's uncle.
16:19Bug's uncle?
16:20Hmm.
16:21Matlab apna wo idiot?
16:23Usme gyan de tujhe?
16:24Yes.
16:25Usme?
16:26Correct.
16:27Chaar saal se usne apni hawai chappal nahi badli, wo?
16:29Yes.
16:30That bhaji buying contaminated fool?
16:32Yes, yes.
16:34Wo kya kisi ko paise ke baare mein gyan dega?
16:36Don't read a book by its cover dada.
16:39Guess, how much he's worth?
16:41Anybody's guess.
16:43Chiller party.
16:44Hmm.
16:45You are wrong dada.
16:47He's worth one hundred crores.
16:51One one hundred crores.
16:57Wo idiot?
17:01Plastic bhaji basket wala idiot.
17:27Hundred crores?
17:29Bug's uncle ke paas.
17:30What?
17:31Ahilya ka husband?
17:32Hundred crores?
17:33I can't believe it.
17:34Haan, haan.
17:35Sach keh rahi hoon.
17:36Dau karod.
17:37Wo chandi wala bargaon?
17:38Men aur semi ka baap?
17:39Shanti prasad.
17:40Wo jo basket ke saath kumta rehta hai?
17:41Baap.
17:42Evening wala?
17:43Dau karon.
17:45Dau karon.
17:46Paise ka maal, paise ka kyaan.
17:48Compounding money.
17:49Aur jeevan pe bheera.
17:52Energy for touchable savings ki show.
17:55Investment ki tha.
17:56Dono makana favor.
17:58Wala maal.
18:01Yes, I got your statement.
18:02No, no.
18:03I want to know where you are parking my money and why.
18:06I want the rationale.
18:08Nahi yaar.
18:09Past performance ke baare mein baat bol.
18:11No, no.
18:12Aap kya review mirror mein deke kya gaadi chalayenge kya?
18:14I'll continue with 50% debt and 50% equity.
18:18Wo zaruri hai.
18:19That's important.
18:20Arre yaar.
18:21Tum daal mein sabzi mila ke kyu kila rahe hoon?
18:23Insurance aur investment kyu mix kar rahe hoon?
18:25Agar risk ki cover karna hai to term insurance hai na.
18:28Do alag alag katori mein do.
18:30Tum bhi jaante hoon, main bhi jaante hoon.
18:32Jo nahi jaante, unke paas leke jao daal mein sabzi.
18:35You're my well-wisher only na?
18:37I hope so.
18:38Are you watching what's happening?
18:39Can you see the trend?
18:41Arre hafte barse slide ho raha hai.
18:43What are we waiting for?
18:45Be fearful when others are greedy.
18:47And be greedy when others are fearful.
18:49Push up the equity.
18:50Now is the time.
18:51You can offer me a job.
18:53You know, I don't do jobs.
18:55Nothing is a job for me.
18:59Aur mera do rupiah?
19:00Haan haan, do rupiah.
19:01Haan haan haan.
19:04Uncle yeh bohot zyada hai.
19:06Koi baat nahi chalega.
19:08Chalega.
19:09100 crore.
19:11100 crore.
19:13100 crore.
19:15Whistling
19:21A very good Sunday morning to all of you.
19:26Good morning sir.
19:28Sir?
19:29Arre nahi nahi nahi nahi.
19:31Sir acha nahi.
19:33Sir is not good.
19:35Arre kya hua? What happened?
19:37Idiot is good.
19:39Cockroach is very good.
19:42Sir is not good.
19:44You know, when I was young.
19:46Humare paas bhi ek bench gang tha.
19:49Aur ek gentleman, Ashley Fernandez, bohot strict aadmi.
19:52Jab wo pass hota tha.
19:53Jaise main pass hota hu.
19:55Hum sab log.
19:56Gaslit.
20:00He used to get frothing furious.
20:02Pakal ho jata tha.
20:06So, no bindi, no gobi.
20:12And today I actually bought paneer.
20:16230 rupee a kilo.
20:22Arre yaar.
20:24Aap log bohot sad dikh rahe ho.
20:27Haan?
20:28Sometimes khaana and gaana works magic.
20:32So what do you say?
20:33Anti-pasta, parmesan salad and pasta arabiata.
20:38Hum sab log.
20:40Sorry sir.
20:42And I think I make you an offer you cannot refuse.
21:29Good afternoon sir, Rahul.
21:31Welcome, welcome Rahul.
21:35Sir, Jhelum.
21:36Flat number 6, C way.
21:38Hi sir, Neha.
21:39B way.
21:41Varun.
21:42Laddu.
21:51Come on.
21:56Hi, where's Chota?
21:57Sir, behind me, pushing me.
22:00Kitna dhakka maru uncle?
22:02Aata hi nahi hai.
22:04Come, come, come, come Chota.
22:08Aunty, Nayan and Sammy ke dhaar hai?
22:10Sab Pune gaye hain.
22:11Film appreciation weekend.
22:13Chaliye, come, come, come.
22:14Welcome, welcome.
22:16Please make yourself comfortable.
22:33Wow, what a beautiful home.
23:30Pata nahi, neeche baithe baithe hum log kya sochte se
23:34ki mera ghar mera hawai chappal jaisa hoga.
23:39Worn out and tattered.
23:41Yeh idiot ekdum kadka hai.
23:46But, remember this.
23:47If you buy things that you don't need,
23:51one day you will have to sell the things that you do need.
23:58Akkal ka laddu.
24:01Warren Buffet se liya mere.
24:02Warren Buffet ka naam jaante hain aap?
24:04You know who Warren Buffet is?
24:07Naam yaad rakho.
24:09Google karo.
24:11Aur akkal ka laddu kaao.
24:13I'll be waiting.
24:19Okay, now come on.
24:20It's time for the khaana and gaana I promised you.
24:23Follow me to the kitchen.
24:25Come on.
24:26Skull candy.
24:33Sir, but how does this work?
24:36How does what work?
24:38Sir, your life.
24:39Lagta nahi ki aap kuchh karte ho.
24:41Phir bhi everything's in control.
24:43Are mein kuchh nahi karta ho.
24:45Clearly you haven't stepped into the kitchen, my boy.
24:48Come on, help me.
24:49Stir the sauce.
24:51You know, you must never let the sauce sit for too long.
24:56It becomes heavy, it starts to burn
24:59and the flavour doesn't spread as nicely as you want it to.
25:03So all your hard work, mehnat, parashram goes for a toss.
25:08You must remember to keep stirring the sauce at regular intervals.
25:13Betne mat toh.
25:15Sauce ko bhi
25:18aur paise ko bhi.
25:20I have a bank account in which I put some extra money, but that's about it.
25:24I don't believe in saving.
25:26I believe in saving, it's just that I can't save.
25:28Savings represent a boring part of your life,
25:30probably like the later part when you're 50, 60, thinking of retirement.
25:33I myself, I haven't saved as such, my parents have done it.
25:38What are my views on savings?
25:40I do not have money at the end of the month to save up.
25:44Savings, stuff that, I mean money that you don't spend, you keep aside.
25:49Paise, cupboard mein rakhte ho.
25:52Piggy bank mein rakhte ho.
25:54Bank mein rakhte ho.
25:56Baith jata hai.
25:58Baith jata hai.
25:59Sits like a?
26:01Sauce.
26:04Usi paise ko
26:06ungli pakad ke
26:08chalna sikhao.
26:10Main batata ho.
26:12Baby hai.
26:14Pehla, aisa chalega.
26:19Phir, aisa aisa aisa aisa chalega.
26:22Aur phir, dotna churu karega.
26:25So exercise, exercise your money.
26:28Make it strong.
26:30Make your money work hard for you.
26:33But sir, how do you make all that money in the first place?
26:38Good question.
26:39Good question.
26:40Drop by drop.
26:42Boond boond se tala ban raha hai.
26:45Tumhari umr ka tha,
26:46that's when I started thinking about money.
26:49How to maximize it,
26:50how to multiply it,
26:52multiply it,
26:53how to compound it.
26:55Jab mein cupboard mein rakhta tha,
26:58kuch nahi milta.
26:59Zero.
27:01Jab bank mein rakhta hoon,
27:03fixed interest milta hai.
27:04Good.
27:05Very good.
27:07But it's like cricket.
27:08Ones and twos,
27:09safe,
27:11but not match winners.
27:13Match winning ke liye kya chahiye?
27:15Chokha aur chokha.
27:16Chokha and chokha.
27:18Absolutely right.
27:19That's the way to go.
27:20So,
27:21remember,
27:22ones and twos,
27:23fours and sixes,
27:24that's your winning combination.
27:27So, ones and twos toh samajh gayi,
27:29we have fixed interest.
27:30Mekin yeh chokha chokha kya hota hai?
27:33Equity.
27:34Shares.
27:35Stocks.
27:37It's so complex.
27:39Yeh sab aapne itni jaldi sochna shuru kiya,
27:43kyu?
27:44India is independent.
27:46I too should be independent, no?
27:48What does independence mean?
27:50Independence means
27:52dignity.
27:54Independence means
27:55security.
27:59Why
28:00expect
28:01anyone else to look after you
28:03when you can look after yourself?
28:05With a little planning,
28:07plan it out.
28:08Shares and dividends and stuff.
28:13Am I done?
28:15You think at this age I'll invest?
28:16I don't...
28:18Commerce stuff isn't my thing.
28:21Investments is investing your money in...
28:23I don't know about investments.
28:25I haven't invested in anything yet
28:28because I'm still small.
28:30I will never invest my money
28:32using my own brains ever.
28:34I don't do investments,
28:35but like
28:36me going to college
28:37is an investment for my father.
28:40Enjoy,
28:41my boy.
28:42But you know,
28:44when I look around me,
28:46what do I see?
28:48EMI,
28:49EMI,
28:50EMI.
28:51Loan,
28:52loan,
28:53loan.
28:54No saving.
28:55Only expenses.
28:57Face full of worries,
28:58heart full of tension.
29:00No time to talk to anyone.
29:02No time to live life.
29:04What kind of life is that?
29:06Too much stress.
29:08And my cooking would suffer.
29:10My music would suffer.
29:12My family would suffer.
29:15And at this moment,
29:17guys, your pasta is suffering.
29:19Hahaha.
29:43Sir, but how does
29:44Eli Volokham say
29:46when you have to eat him?
29:48Eat him.
29:49Don't talk to him.
30:09Money,
30:12this is what it is.
30:15As Warren Buffet says,
30:19don't save what is
30:20left after spending.
30:24Spend what is left
30:26after saving.
30:27And then,
30:29life is a sailing,
30:31a sailing.
30:41Plant that seed
30:43of twos and fours
30:45and sixes
30:47and feed it good.
30:50Watch that wisdom tree
30:53tower silently
31:00laden with fruit.
31:06What a catch.
31:08As wisdom
31:10finally wins the match.
31:13Conchita,
31:14who says
31:16money doesn't grow on trees?
31:18Hahaha.
31:42Please drop my parents at the bank.
31:44I'll go to the market.
31:49Phone rings.
31:57Chhota baba has gone.
31:58Yes, ma'am.
31:59Let's go.