The Apprentice is the "ultimate job interview" for those competing in an elimination competition for a one-year, US$250,000 contract to run one of real estate magnate Donald Trump's companies.
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00:00Previously on The Apprentice, the candidates were challenged to create a marketing campaign for Nescafé Tasters Choice.
00:07At Magna, Michael's ideas raised some eyebrows.
00:11Trust me, everybody loves a beautiful European model.
00:15Michael did not take anything seriously on this task.
00:18He's offering up hookers and models.
00:20He knew he was exempt, therefore he pretty much just sat back and enjoyed the ride.
00:25Net Worth used their street smarts.
00:27Hey, we're giving away 10 G's over here!
00:30And they won the third task.
00:32Good job, guys!
00:34Magna went to the boardroom where Danny questioned the rules.
00:38You gave Michael a gift with the exemption, and he severely abused that exemption.
00:43I'll be honest with you, Trump, I think I did a great job.
00:46A great job at what?
00:48I think I did a great job at giving great ideas.
00:50Ideas that weren't practical.
00:51Danny, you know what I hated more than anything else?
00:54You chose one person who's exempt, and that either shows a lot of imagination
01:00or somebody that doesn't want to play by the rules.
01:03Michael was terrible, but Michael is exempt.
01:06I have to live by the rules.
01:08Danny, you're fired.
01:1114 candidates are left.
01:13Who will be fired this week?
01:21Money, money, money, money
01:25Money
01:26Money, money, money, money
01:30Money
01:31Some people got to have it
01:36Some people really need it
01:40Listen to me, y'all
01:41Do things, do things, do things, bad things, baby
01:48Dollar bills, y'all
01:49Come on, baby
01:52Oh, baby
01:54Make great almighty dollars
01:58I don't know that money
02:02Give me a nickel, brother, can you buy that?
02:07Money can drive some people out of their mind
02:14No good, no good
02:16No good money
02:18Money, money, money, money
02:31So did Trump say that Michael was not exempt from getting fired?
02:38No, he did not say that. He said it was Danny's choice who he brought into the boardroom.
02:43MAGNA are idiots.
02:45They convinced Danny to bring Michael into the boardroom.
02:48Michael's exempt.
02:50If you're exempt, if your team loses, you will not get fired.
02:54They're so smart, because they're college grads, and they're lawyers.
02:58They're so intelligent.
03:00Exemption's shmugemption. It doesn't mean f***ing exemption.
03:03If it were up to me, Michael would be fired, because everyone in this house thinks he's a lazy piece of crap.
03:07And I think Donald Trump's going to say,
03:09Exemption isn't meant for those that abuse it.
03:11And he's going to fire Michael.
03:20I'm back. How are you guys?
03:23I was very upset when I saw Michael come through that door.
03:26Michael has zero tact, zero integrity, and zero character.
03:30And it was like just the dad in me just kind of awoke, and it was just, you know what?
03:33Someone's been bad, and I've got to discipline.
03:35You need to hear this. You need to hear this in front of everybody.
03:38You disappointed all of us on a personal level.
03:41You totally sat on your ass for the third task and did nothing.
03:44Which tells me you didn't give a damn about us, and you didn't give a damn about Mr. Trump.
03:48Let me finish.
03:50Because I'm going to tell you right now, you need to remember that boardroom.
03:53Nobody stuck up for you. Everybody was pissed off at you.
03:56It's true.
03:57I expect you to act like a man from now on.
03:59You need to step up to the plate. I'm serious, you do.
04:01I agree, and I apologize if I offended anybody.
04:03All right, fair enough.
04:04Is that fair?
04:05Fair enough.
04:06Everybody needs a dose of medicine, as Brent says.
04:08Everybody needs to be shaking up. Everybody needs to be readjusted.
04:12And maybe this is my readjustment phase.
04:14And a good steamrolling is good every once in a while.
04:16It gets you in check.
04:17No, no, it gets you in check, though. It's good.
04:19Michael has delayed his execution. He's not been pardoned.
04:23If Michael doesn't have a 180 degree turnaround, the guillotine's going to drop right on his neck.
04:37Good morning.
04:42Hi, good morning. It's Rona.
04:44Mr. Trump wants you to wait by the plasma screen in your suite. He'll be calling you at 8 a.m.
04:48Thank you. Bye-bye.
04:59A victory right now is crucial to MagnaCorp.
05:02If MagnaCorp loses this task, I think Mr. Trump's going to be ruthless.
05:06Three tasks, two losses.
05:08This is very upsetting to Mr. Trump because Mr. Trump has a college education.
05:14Welcome to the fourth week of your 16-week job interview.
05:19Now, I'm not going to be with you today.
05:21I'm heading over to my helicopter for a business trip.
05:25You're going to meet with Donnie Deutsch.
05:28Oh, yeah.
05:29He's going to test you on a huge account that's getting ready to launch a new product, Dove Cool Moisture.
05:37At the end of this campaign, Donnie is going to recommend which team did the better job.
05:44As always, George and Carolyn will be watching you.
05:48Angie, last week you were the project manager of Net Worth.
05:52So if you find yourself in the boardroom, you're exempt.
05:56But everyone else better do a good job or you'll find yourself in my boardroom where someone will be fired.
06:04Good luck.
06:08When Mr. Trump said Donnie Deutsch, I was just like, wow.
06:13Donnie, I'm coming to see you.
06:21This looks like a robust group walking by.
06:23They look serious. They got their game faces on.
06:25I think it's a great group. They're pretty intelligent.
06:27All right, let's go in and shake these guys up.
06:36How you doing, guys?
06:37All right.
06:38Welcome to Deutsch, and we have a tremendous assignment for you.
06:42As Don already mentioned to you, we are selling Dove Cool Moisture body wash.
06:47This is a little different.
06:48I want you guys to approach this as if you're filmmakers and you're making a 30-second movie, an extravaganza.
06:54You're going to have access to a state-of-the-art soundstage to talent.
06:57Now, why do I want you guys to approach it this way?
06:59Because the regular, typical 30-second TV commercial doesn't cut it anymore.
07:03I want you to blow me away in terms of, wow, this is different.
07:07I have to watch this.
07:08This product, this new body wash, is about refreshment.
07:11And the guys that have the most creative, most out-of-the-box approach are going to win.
07:16Go get them.
07:18What we found in our task was going to be to design an advertising campaign for Donnie Deutsch.
07:23It was definitely exciting.
07:25However, most of us hadn't had any experience in advertising.
07:28But I'm not going to be intimidated.
07:30I'm here to try my best, and I may as well step up to the plate and be project manager.
07:34Does anyone have an overlying idea for how we're going to conduct our extravaganza?
07:40What if you show, like, in a kitchen?
07:42And the first scene is the female chef is showing the young male protégé how to wash his cucumber.
07:47So you've got that innuendo.
07:50You know, at the very end of the day, she's like, come here, you know.
07:54She gives him that body wash.
07:56He just looks at her, kisses her on the cheek, takes it,
07:59walks out with the male waiter that had been there the entire time.
08:04I would never in a million years have expected a Republican district attorney from Tennessee
08:10to come up with a homosexual commercial.
08:13I love it.
08:14I don't like the whole ending with the gay guy, the gay part.
08:16I don't really like it.
08:17I mean, what are you saying, Michael?
08:18That gay people do not use this product?
08:20No, no, no.
08:21I just think, come on, Will and Grace, give me a break.
08:23That's just, that's not at all.
08:24Would Dove appreciate it?
08:26I don't think so.
08:27I don't think that they've got it all figured out in what they're going to do.
08:30It's a bad idea.
08:31I could say that Maggie's going down the wrong path.
08:34I don't think they're on a path.
08:35We're not going to win by being safe.
08:37Do you feel that's the best way to do it?
08:39Let's put it this way.
08:41I'm in this team no matter what.
08:43If I have a few sick members, you know, and they're not listening to my ideas,
08:47let's make this vegetable porno the best vegetable porno we could possibly make.
08:51With a gay twist.
08:52It's total risk.
08:53I mean, you know what, fortune favors the bold.
08:58I think maybe we should go around and decide on a project manager.
09:01I was just going to say, has anybody here ever done an advertising campaign,
09:04made a commercial or anything like this?
09:05Kristen, that's all I do.
09:07I mean, my boyfriend's a director and I'm always on set and doing stuff in Hollywood,
09:10so I'm constantly involved with stuff in LA.
09:13I think it's a good idea.
09:14I'm going to go with Kristen because her boyfriend's a director.
09:16Kristen seems to think that she's seen Hollywood.
09:19She's been inside the stages.
09:21Come on.
09:23Her boyfriend may be a director, but my God, it doesn't make you one.
09:26Well, I've just got a really great idea and I can see it.
09:29Like, go into the shower, there's water.
09:31No offense, but I mean, I want to see the original.
09:33In the end, it doesn't really matter what I say.
09:36Kristen doesn't give a shit anyways, so why say anything at all?
09:39Shoot yourself in the foot.
09:41I don't give a damn.
09:42All right, we have an idea.
09:44You show, like, people running a marathon, whatever, and they run by
09:48and the first thing they grab is a cup of water and they throw it on their face
09:51and then they run by like two more steps and then they grab this and start watching themselves.
09:55And they run a couple more and they grab some more water and throw it on their face.
09:57And the last thing is they grab a towel and then they're perfect beauty.
10:00I actually like that.
10:01That's hilarious.
10:02The best spots that I've seen on television are ones that make you laugh, make you remember.
10:06So basically what we're doing is a marathon theme,
10:08and one of our runners has actually started taking a bath kind of right there in the street.
10:12And that invigorates him to get through and win the rest of the race.
10:16My main goal is going to be to make that guy laugh as hard as he can and ever.
10:19Yeah.
10:20He laughs when he runs, that's why.
10:21Absolutely.
10:24Of the girls, though, which of these, though, do you think?
10:27Any of them. They're all pretty in this.
10:29You guys can do it. We've got to go.
10:31After the team adopted my cucumber idea, the team split into two groups.
10:37Michael, Kendra, and Stephanie, they're going to get props.
10:40Alex, Aaron, and myself needed to work on casting.
10:43What women are we going with?
10:45Who would you like to meet with?
10:46In our commercial, we had a beautiful woman and a kind of sweaty, dirty cook,
10:51and the cook had a boyfriend that we needed to be a real hunk.
10:55He's hot.
10:56Stewie. Look at Stewie.
10:58Okay, let's focus here.
11:00Is he too, um...
11:02No, he's perfect.
11:03For which?
11:04Whoa, look at those abs.
11:06Okay, that's it.
11:11So Craig and John, you guys can go.
11:13I mean, we don't need you guys if you guys need to do the music.
11:15We're done here?
11:16I mean, we have all of us here.
11:17You're good?
11:18There's no sense in all of us being here if you guys can work on music.
11:20It is very easy for me to do everything myself, and that's what I do in life.
11:24I do everything myself because I know when I do things myself, they turn out a lot better.
11:27And even though John and Craig came up with the concept,
11:29they both had a passion for music, so I said,
11:31you guys can go ahead and handle the music part.
11:33I hope that Kristen can portray the joke.
11:38It needs to be exactly right, or it's not going to be funny.
11:48Has anyone touched base with our actors and actresses?
11:50Do they know what they have to do?
11:51It doesn't matter. It's too late.
11:52We set for a time, and they're just going to have to sit around and wait,
11:55because we're not there.
11:56All right, bye.
11:57We found out from Aaron, Craig, and Kristen,
12:00All right, bye.
12:01We found out from Aaron that the talent had arrived at 4 o'clock,
12:05even though our set wasn't going to be finished until 6 or 6.30.
12:09So we decided to head over to the studio since our talent was there.
12:17These people have no idea what they're doing.
12:20If I get a cold, someone's going to be in trouble.
12:24We walked in the studio, and the actors had been there, doing nothing,
12:29having no idea where we were or who we were for two hours.
12:34I was told to be here at 4 o'clock.
12:36It is right now 5.47.
12:39I've been here for an hour and 47 minutes with no supervision,
12:43and at this point, I'm ready to walk out.
12:45We had a very upset actress.
12:47It was very difficult to contact her.
12:50We had a very upset actress.
12:52It was very difficult to calm her down,
12:54and very difficult for her to listen to anything we had to say.
12:56I completely apologize. I was not aware of any of this.
12:59Why weren't you aware of it?
13:00We were not at the studio.
13:01We were at the shop getting the set built and supervising that.
13:04Okay, and who's supposed to be supervising the cast?
13:08Hello?
13:09Aaron, we have an actress here who's very upset.
13:11She'd like to talk to you.
13:12Okay.
13:13Hi, Aaron.
13:14Hi, how are you? Thank you for coming down.
13:17I've been here since 4 o'clock.
13:18Okay.
13:19And I'm not too happy about that.
13:21Well, I'm sorry. We were running a little behind.
13:23You're running really, really, really late.
13:25We are in transit. We are on our way.
13:27I understand that, and I was also sitting in traffic,
13:29but I made it here by 4 o'clock, which was what my call time was.
13:32The whole setup is just really unprofessional.
13:36I just want you to know that I'm like 90% chance that I'm not staying.
13:49You've got to knock this building down fast, right? Fast, okay?
13:54Quickly.
13:55How long?
13:56February, I believe.
13:57Sooner, right?
13:58Or sooner.
13:59People settle for mediocrity for one reason.
14:02They're lazy.
14:03I've seen it so often.
14:04People go into something.
14:06They don't want to go that extra step.
14:08They know it's not going to be great.
14:09It might be good. It might be okay.
14:11It's not going to be great.
14:12They settle for mediocrity.
14:14They're lazy.
14:19Great job, man.
14:20He's done that before, huh?
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23He wanted me to do that, right?
14:33Hi, Pete.
14:34Hi, Pete. I'm Erin. It's a pleasure to meet you.
14:36Pete, Alex.
14:37Our task is to design the most innovative and most exciting commercial
14:43for Dove Cool Moisture Body Wash.
14:46But when we show up to the studio,
14:48we have this actress who is absolutely furious
14:52because she's been waiting for two hours.
14:54I feel like since the minute that I got here,
14:56I've been treated pretty poorly.
15:00By who?
15:01Well, first of all, you guys weren't here to receive me.
15:04Well, let's look. Let me just finish.
15:06Erin obviously doesn't like conflict,
15:08doesn't know how to deal with a pissed-off audience.
15:11Doesn't know how to deal with a pissed-off woman.
15:14You know, nine years of marriage, that's my specialty.
15:17I sincerely apologize for what you've gone through.
15:20So whatever I can do to meet your needs and satisfy you in any way,
15:25I'm here to do that.
15:26In turn, I want you to do this commercial
15:29because regardless of what's happened up to this point,
15:32I still believe that you're absolutely the right person for this job.
15:37Is that something that you think you would be willing to do?
15:42Yeah, I think so.
15:44Oh, thank you.
15:45Thank you very much.
15:46Stick right here. We're just shooting down, right?
15:50Oh, I see. So this is a sidewalk and they're running along the street.
15:52We're creating a marathon race.
15:54People are getting water on their hands,
15:55and then all of a sudden the guy gets the Dove product,
15:57and he puts it on his face, and then he gets rejuvenated,
15:59and he finishes the race.
16:01Hi, are you one of the models?
16:02Let's just be running.
16:03That's us.
16:04Come on in.
16:06We're ready for you, Ms. Kirsch.
16:07I know that, honey, but hold on.
16:09Director on set.
16:10I'm project manager.
16:11My boyfriend's a director, so I thought I could, you know,
16:13I've sat in and watched him do stuff.
16:14So I should be director.
16:15I should be controlling the whole entire project.
16:17Smell.
16:18Yeah.
16:19In the hand.
16:20In the hand.
16:21I put Tana in charge of Audrey,
16:22basically said, you guys work together.
16:24So I kind of made Audrey think that she was working with Tana,
16:26when really I was just pairing her up
16:28so she could stay out of my hair.
16:30More like that, so bring it closer to your...
16:32Keep coming.
16:34Keep coming.
16:36Action.
16:38Did you see...
16:39Bring it back.
16:40Action.
16:41Okay, but right like that.
16:43Yes!
16:44And then someone has to throw up.
16:48Yeah!
16:49That is great.
16:51I think this is the stupidest commercial.
16:54Watching the model...
16:59Is probably one of the cheesiest faces I've ever seen.
17:03Your face is going to be very clean tonight.
17:05And it's a body wash.
17:06I'm with you.
17:07It can be used on the face, too.
17:08Oh, okay.
17:09Really? A body wash on the face?
17:19And then drop it in with the bass,
17:20and then second bar, just crush it.
17:22My role for this task was to help produce the music,
17:25and I love being in the studio.
17:30Once we had the kind of idea,
17:31I really wanted to direct all the film footage,
17:33but you know what?
17:34Kristen was intent on doing it, so...
17:36Hopefully they can just interpret it
17:37the way that we envisioned it on film.
17:39Yeah, it's perfect. Good.
17:41They're going to have to spray your faces.
17:43They're going to look like you're sweating.
17:44Because if we spray them,
17:45their makeup's going to get messed up,
17:47and then you have to do the makeup all over again.
17:49They're going to have to deal.
17:50Spray it on their face.
17:51I know it sucks, but it's the job.
17:53Spray them some more.
17:55You're being too nice.
17:56She needs more water.
17:57Action!
18:00Cut.
18:01Everyone's got to remain bunched together.
18:03Do it again. Action.
18:04Action.
18:05One more like that.
18:06Kristen treated the models as though they were stupid.
18:09You get in front.
18:10She has no respect for others.
18:12She is a bitch.
18:15A royal bitch.
18:17Action!
18:18There you go.
18:19Now you can keep running to the finish.
18:21And cut.
18:23I'm not excited at all about this idea.
18:25There's nothing innovative about it.
18:26There's nothing compelling.
18:28It's not even that funny.
18:29I want to see 30 seconds of something innovative
18:32and outside of the box.
18:33This is so f***ing in the box.
18:35This is right in the middle of the f***.
18:36This is the box.
18:39Bye.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Can you pull your pants down just a little bit?
18:50I don't mean that in any...
18:51Oh, come on now.
18:53How far down do you want me to go?
18:54No, no.
18:55Goodness, no.
18:56Just so we get the whole ab effect.
18:57This guy was what I call a dude.
19:00He had the washboard, so hey, I thought
19:02with abs like that, you got to wash them.
19:08Unfortunately, when I was washing the abs,
19:10I thought to myself,
19:12this looks like low-budget adult entertainment.
19:14We got to cut this scene.
19:16Scrubbing's hard work.
19:18Ready, stand by.
19:20Three, two, one.
19:25Action.
19:27And she's in, and she has a cucumber.
19:33Cut.
19:39Cut.
19:40Cut.
19:46I told you, Larry Flitwood.
19:48You were doing barely 18.
19:49I think Bren, honest to God,
19:51maybe he's just missing his wife or something.
19:53I don't know.
19:54And walk.
19:56The only way that we would ever win this task
19:59comes up with a more idiotic concept
20:02for an advertisement than our team.
20:04Okay, cut, yeah.
20:06That's a wrap.
20:17You know what?
20:18It seems like we've lost the humor.
20:20It's gone.
20:22It's not funny at all.
20:23I thought the concept was great.
20:25I was never going for funny.
20:26Oh, okay.
20:27As much as I think the idea is funny,
20:29I was never trying to put comedy into the idea
20:31because the idea is funny.
20:32The original concept was kind of monkeyed with.
20:34If I tell somebody a really funny joke,
20:36and they try to tell it and mess up the punchline,
20:38our finished product is not the joke I was trying to tell.
20:40It's someone else's interpretation
20:42of what Craig and I had originally thought was funny.
20:44It's your project, so I'll work on it diligently
20:46any way you'd like, but that's my opinion.
20:49I think it's a mess.
20:57I think it's a mess.
21:13Good morning, it's Rona.
21:15Rona, I'm expecting a call from Donnie Deutsch,
21:17so patch it through when he calls.
21:23Everything is freaking fabulous.
21:25We're going to look fabulous.
21:27We're going to present our commercial to Mr. Deutsch,
21:30and Aaron has us dressed up all as chefs.
21:32We're not chefs, we're selling soap.
21:34Dress me up in a bar of soap outfit.
21:37My team is oblivious to the fact we look like morons.
21:52Welcome back, guys.
21:53I first want to introduce you to two of the managing partners
21:55at Deutsch, Kathy Delaney and Val DeFeebo.
21:58They're tough taskmasters.
22:00They're as good as it gets in this business,
22:02so you're presenting to the superstars.
22:04First off, before you present, I don't mean to be difficult,
22:07you can't wear goofy uniforms.
22:09How am I going to take you guys seriously with those goofy hats?
22:12Take the hats off, because I can't listen to you guys
22:14with the hats on, okay?
22:16Now we're a little bit better. Let's start fresh and go.
22:18Okay.
22:23♪♪♪
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22:49Dove Cool Moisture Body Wash.
22:51A refreshing twist.
22:59All right, guys, we've got one more presentation to see,
23:01so see you back here in a little while, all right?
23:12All right, let's go get Net Worth, bring him in.
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23:23Welcome back, guys.
23:25Let's go, see what you got.
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23:52♪♪♪
23:57Dove Cool Moisture, race to refresh.
24:06Guys, this is a tough group.
24:07I appreciate the effort.
24:09We're going to convene now, so thank you,
24:10and we'll see you guys in a few minutes, right?
24:13Thanks, guys.
24:18I mean, I got to tell you, I was really disappointed.
24:20I mean, what do you guys think?
24:21From the Net Worth team, we have the weird aspect
24:24of the guy not washing off the body wash on one side,
24:27and then on the other side, with Magna,
24:29we have this, you know, semi-porn movie that is unerrable.
24:33So I feel like the whole, we don't have anything.
24:36The truth is, I don't want to buy that product
24:38from either of those teams.
24:39Magna's campaign basically had a guy leaving with a guy
24:44and a woman left with a cucumber.
24:46I'm not sure as a woman I'm really excited about that.
24:48I don't know, I don't think I want that product,
24:50and I don't want my husband to really have it either.
24:52The runners, the Net Worth thing,
24:53was I just so hung up on the execution with the guy
24:56with the body wash on him and it's just sticky
24:58and the guy didn't wipe the water off?
25:00Was that just me?
25:01No, well, no.
25:02They clearly didn't understand the product
25:04or how it works.
25:05You don't put that on your face.
25:07Right.
25:08This is the toughest one yet
25:09because we got nothing on either side.
25:11I hate to be harsh, but it's true.
25:13All right, why don't we bring them back?
25:14We'll come up with something.
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25:27All right, let's get Donald on the phone, okay?
25:29♪♪♪♪♪
25:34Donald.
25:35Hey, Donnie.
25:36Tell me, how'd the teams do?
25:38I'm going to start with Magna.
25:40At the end of the day,
25:41there were two major things missing from the commercial.
25:43I didn't even understand what the product was.
25:45And secondly, that whole thing that Gabe did at the end,
25:48I don't think that's the right positioning
25:50for a mass product like that.
25:52But I think specifically not understanding
25:54what that product was about was just a big miss.
25:57♪♪♪♪♪
25:59Net worth?
26:00Equal big miss.
26:01I got to tell you,
26:02the thing that has stuck with me
26:04is this guy rubbing the body wash on the face.
26:07It was the most unrefreshing thing in the world.
26:10I got to tell you, you both missed big.
26:13You both sucked.
26:14♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:19Donald, I really don't have a winner for you here, man.
26:21I got to tell you, we got a problem.
26:23♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:25Nothing like this has ever happened before,
26:28so I tell you what.
26:29There won't be a winner, and there won't be a reward.
26:32Tell both teams to come back to the boardroom.
26:34With the exception of Angie, who's exempt,
26:37one of you will be fired.
26:39♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:45♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:59When we got home to the suite, the mood was horrible.
27:03Every single one of us were so bummed.
27:06We were like zombies, just so disappointed
27:08and so angry that we didn't win.
27:12You did a good job.
27:13Really? Thank you.
27:15I have to walk into the boardroom and say
27:17that I know some of my team really tried hard.
27:20I have to really be, you know, a moral gentleman
27:22and be nice to everybody, even though I wasn't behind it.
27:28We went back to the suite, and I literally went into my room.
27:30I changed, and I just got into the bed.
27:32I just didn't feel like talking to anybody.
27:34I'm not used to hearing the words loser and suck
27:36come out of people's mouth about me.
27:38♪♪♪♪♪♪
27:48♪♪♪♪♪♪
27:57What is in heaven?
27:59I can't think.
28:00I mean, there's no way to know.
28:04I know I'm going to be in the hot seat.
28:07This will be the first time that I've really gone
28:09into the boardroom where I am.
28:11I'm very scared. I'm terrified.
28:13I'm at a point where I genuinely feel I may get fired tonight
28:17for my little vegetable porn creation.
28:20I ain't slept a night since I've been here.
28:23Not a single night.
28:26I don't think we shot enough footage,
28:28and I think we paint ourselves an overwhelming image.
28:29I want to tell you this.
28:30Do you know why we shot such little footage?
28:32Because what happened was I put Tan and Audrey
28:34in charge of the models.
28:35I don't know what happened there,
28:36because I don't know. I wasn't there.
28:37Right, but you do know who was in charge of models,
28:39so what's going to happen is if he says,
28:40why didn't you shoot enough footage?
28:42And bottom line is if he asked me,
28:44what I know to be the problem was
28:46I think we missed the joke, but I didn't water on him,
28:48and then if that comes back to you,
28:49then you can relate why that happened.
28:51Because I wasn't there.
28:52As far as the joke goes, see, I didn't know what you were,
28:54the joke, who did you discuss the whole joke thing with?
28:56Because I didn't grasp, I didn't get that.
28:58With the group. I thought everybody.
28:59No, no one understood the joke thing.
29:02The fact that Kristen saw the finished project
29:05and said that it was her vision and her interpretation
29:09of what we were talking about,
29:11Kristen is the one that deserves to be fired.
29:13They wanted Rayce, and we thought we were giving it to him.
29:15Look, I certainly bear some responsibility,
29:18because it was my idea.
29:19If Mr. Trump really hates the idea,
29:21he's going to go right after Brynn.
29:24If Brynn were to get fired,
29:25Brynn would be the biggest loss to the team.
29:29We supported it.
29:30Everyone was behind the concept and behind the team.
29:38It's going to be crazy in there, I'll tell you that, dude.
29:43Audrey's job was to be in charge of the models
29:44and keep the peace, and she didn't do it.
29:46I know.
29:47Bottom line is she's the weakest link to this group, period.
29:49So it's like it's about time to get rid of some of the dead weight,
29:51so I just need help with you guys to help me out with it.
29:53I wish we could get rid of some of the dead weight.
29:55Just help me out, and I'll bring him in,
29:56because I already know what I want to do.
29:59Kristen thinks Audrey is phony,
30:01and so I think Kristen wants her gone,
30:04and I think Kristen will get her in the boardroom.
30:09I'm sure that Mr. Trump's very upset,
30:11and I'm sure that the boardroom's going to be a very nasty place.
30:14There's going to be a lot of moaning and gnashing of teeth.
30:28You know, this is the first time something like this has ever happened.
30:55I'm angry with all of you.
30:59Donnie Deutsch said both commercials were terrible.
31:03He didn't hold back.
31:04He thought they were just absolutely terrible.
31:07Erin, you thought your team did a good job or a very bad job?
31:11Well, we worked together well.
31:13We met deadlines.
31:14There were no arguments.
31:16The whole team has expressed that they were happy with my leadership.
31:18And you ended up doing a fairly bad job.
31:21All right, let me see the magnet tape.
31:24I want to see if this is as bad as I'm hearing.
31:28I don't see anything in there that Dove would look at it and say,
31:55Hey, yeah, this is really the way we would want to display our product.
31:59Hey, Brent, let me ask you, this was your idea.
32:01Where'd you get this idea from?
32:03It's very opposite of my moral beliefs,
32:05but Magnet had not taken any risks up until this point,
32:07and we felt this was a huge risk to take,
32:09but that the payout would be worth it.
32:11Dove is a huge product sold all over the world.
32:14You must have been crazy to think that the stupid cucumber idea wouldn't offend anyone.
32:19All right, Nedworth, I want to see your tape.
32:22I hear it's a beauty.
32:24Dove Cool Moisture. Race to refresh.
32:43Well, that's terrible.
32:44You know, ads are very subjective.
32:46You never know what really hits,
32:48but it just seems like both of these ads are just absolutely terrible.
32:53Audrey, what do you think?
32:54Mr. Trump, I think Kristen was terrible.
32:57These gentlemen came up with a joke, and she didn't follow through with it.
33:03She doesn't have the personality to make it funny.
33:07John, what do you think? Tell me.
33:09I think it probably would have been funny,
33:11but when we started incorporating all those different body shots,
33:14we just had too many different styles of commercial going into it.
33:16Well, the whole point was to be sweating, and then you're refreshed.
33:20Don't use his body wash in a shower or with water.
33:23I mean, he just put it on his face, he wiped it off.
33:25It was disgusting.
33:26It repelled you from buying this product.
33:28Yes, we were actually going to use water,
33:30but the models were very difficult to work with.
33:32Who was in charge?
33:33Okay, I put Audrey and Tana...
33:35Audrey, you were in charge of the models?
33:36No, no, Mr. Trump.
33:37She put Tana in charge, and Tana asked me to...
33:39Tana, you were in charge of the models.
33:40I was in charge of the models.
33:41Why were the models out of control?
33:43The models were perfectly happy.
33:44I'd like to hear from Chris.
33:46He's sitting here nice and quiet, hasn't opened his mouth once.
33:49That's not like you.
33:50What's on your mind?
33:51We were told to come up with something bold.
33:54Ours may not be as bold,
33:56but we weren't over the top in the homosexual connotation.
33:59I think that's disturbing.
34:00Are you not a homosexual?
34:02Sir, I am not a homosexual.
34:04The fact is this.
34:06That is not a huge amount of people to attract.
34:10What do you think, Erin?
34:12Look, who watches Will and Grace, a show about gay men?
34:15Women, women, women, women, women, women.
34:17Okay, so Erin, you're going to choose two people.
34:20The rest are going up to the suite.
34:22Who are the two people?
34:24I'm going to bring Bren and Michael with me.
34:26Bren and Michael, I'm not surprised.
34:28Kristen, you're going to choose two people.
34:31I'm going to have to choose Audrey and Tana.
34:33Audrey and Tana.
34:35Okay, let's go.
34:47What do you think, Erin?
35:09I think Tana has performed in the last few tasks,
35:12and I'd say she's better than Michael.
35:14Bren came up with the ridiculous cucumber idea.
35:17George, what do you think about Kristen as a project manager?
35:21I think she failed as a team leader.
35:23You've got to be the first requisite to hold the team together.
35:29Robin, let them come in.
35:31Everyone, please come in to see Mr. Trump.
35:45What do you think, Kristen?
35:47I sat there, I directed, I was doing many things as I do in every single task.
35:51That's what I can do, I can multitask.
35:53So as I'm directing and I put these girls in charge of the models,
35:55I expect people to carry through their tasks, Mr. Trump.
35:57Also, she pointed out, Mr. Trump, that her boyfriend is a director.
36:00Yes.
36:01Okay, so she's made a point that she's been on a set before,
36:04but yet she has no respect for the people that were on the set.
36:07Let me ask you a question, Robin.
36:08Yes, Mr. Trump.
36:09But yet she has no respect for the people that were on the set.
36:11Let me ask you a question, Robin.
36:12Yes, Mr. Trump.
36:13If you were me, would you fire Kristen or would you fire somebody from the opposing team?
36:17I would fire Kristen.
36:23Erin, why shouldn't I fire Bren?
36:25You shouldn't fire Bren because these people are like my family.
36:29You get mad at your family sometimes, but at the end of the day,
36:31I always like my family better than somebody else's family.
36:34Should I fire you?
36:35Absolutely not.
36:37I stepped up to the plate in a situation when I had no experience.
36:40I showed honor, I showed integrity, and I showed courage.
36:43And I think those are characteristics that the Trump Organization
36:45would be proud to see in its newest employee.
36:49Kristen, your team really turned on each other.
36:52And that's sort of bad leadership, wouldn't you say?
36:54Well, it's not bad leadership on my part because when I stepped up and said I'd be a leader,
36:58I knew that Audrey was a loose cannon.
37:00Mr. Trump, please don't—
37:01She doesn't like me. It's personal. It's not business.
37:04Did you like the models?
37:05Mr. Trump, they were fine. The only thing was is that they didn't get direction.
37:09They were told—
37:10And you think that's Tanner's fault or Kristen's fault?
37:12It's Kristen's fault.
37:13They got direction.
37:14You know, the biggest problem that Donny Deutch had was that the models
37:17were just putting the soap on their face.
37:19They were wiping it off with a towel, and it was disgusting.
37:21And I don't understand why you couldn't get these models to just take the water,
37:25splash it on the plate, like your idea stated. Why?
37:28Carolyn, because they were never asked to do that.
37:31Whose fault is that?
37:32I would guess the director's.
37:34That's not true. We talked about water.
37:36The funny thing is is that that was the joke.
37:39The entire pitch was gone because John wasn't even there to implement the whole joke.
37:43She keeps stressing a joke. Mr. Trump, I never looked at it as a joke.
37:46I looked at it as—
37:47No, no, no, because it was very clear—
37:48Can you please not interrupt me?
37:49—that we were going to put something together that was funny.
37:51As a project manager, I was not planning—
37:53No, Audrey, to you it was—
37:54And John made it very clear that wouldn't it be funny to see him throw water on his face,
37:59wash his face—
38:00And run off.
38:01And run off.
38:02And win the race.
38:03The reason why John was not there to direct is that was our job.
38:05He had to go do music, and I understood John's concept.
38:07She just answered her own question.
38:08I don't know why you always—
38:09And it wasn't their water thrown on because John wasn't present at all.
38:12That's not why—I did not just say that.
38:14Kristen, aren't you saying that you had no control over your team?
38:16No, no, no, I—Mr. Trump, I did have control.
38:18It just sounds like you have no control over your team.
38:20Mr. Trump.
38:21And Erin, you made a terrible commercial,
38:23and I don't want to be associated with something that was that bad.
38:28But I'm very impressed with the fact that you kept that team together,
38:31and therefore you've saved these two guys from being fired tonight.
38:36But Kristen, I must tell you,
38:39the leadership on this team, it's a mess.
38:42Mr. Trump, they're very hard people to lead.
38:44They're very, very hard.
38:45But a leader, I mean, a leader leads hard people.
38:48You think that this is an easy team with Michael, who everybody hates?
38:52No, no, no, you're absolutely correct.
38:53And all of these people?
38:54But Mr. Trump, I was leading—
38:56Kristen, Kristen, I think this is a harder team to lead than your team.
38:59I know what the Trump Organization is looking to hire,
39:02and I know that I am definitely an incredible candidate for that.
39:05I know that I'm a great leader, and I know that I'm also incredible—
39:07But you had no control over your team.
39:09And you produced a bad product.
39:11But so did they. We all produced bad products.
39:13I don't like their product either, but the team held together.
39:15You didn't hold together.
39:17But Mr. Trump—
39:18Kristen, you're fired.
39:26Go ahead. Out.
39:29Out.
39:54Those commercials were just awful.
39:56Dove is better off making their own ad.
39:59I really didn't have a choice.
40:01She just had no leadership.
40:03Okay.
40:26I'm out.
40:27I'm out.