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00:00Getting medical attention here.
00:01What's that gonna do to the tag team title match?
00:03That's a great question.
00:04Show must go on here.
00:09That's right.
00:10There's the big Balbowski who's gonna be in a somewhat unusual tag team
00:15matchup here momentarily.
00:17And who always, look at that sign.
00:20Bal always rises to the occasion, one of my favorite WWE superstars.
00:25Well, that'll boy, hold on.
00:26You don't have much in common with Bal, do you?
00:28It's scheduled for one fall in the ring.
00:32Weighing in at 244 pounds, the Las Vegas Nevada, Bal Dean.
00:40Do you, do you dare?
00:41You have anything at all in common with Bal?
00:44You don't.
00:44You think an erection is when the Japanese people vote.
00:48Skanks.
00:51What?
00:53Skanks.
00:55Uh-oh.
00:58Well, hold on, excuse me.
00:59That's gonna be Bal's partner interrupting Bal.
01:01From Manchester, England, weighing in at 250 pounds,
01:06the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, the British Bulldog.
01:15Ladies and gentlemen, let me give you a little piece
01:18of very important information here.
01:20The World Wrestling Federation and its advertisers
01:23have been targeted by a right wing coalition
01:25called the Parents Television Council, or the PTC,
01:29headed by El Prince Bozel III.
01:31Now, Bozel has had PTC members write to WWF advertisers and sponsors
01:37about our programs with a stated goal of having them thrown off the air
01:42so that you can't watch your favorite WWF shows.
01:46Now, the sanctimonious El Prince Bozel III has appointed himself your censor,
01:52and he and other PTC members target programs
01:55which they do not feel are appropriate for you to watch.
01:59Now, folks, shouldn't you decide for yourself and for your family
02:02what you consider proper viewing?
02:04This is still a country where there is freedom of expression
02:07and freedom of choice.
02:09And the WWF asks that you exercise your freedom of expression
02:13and write to our advertisers and sponsors
02:16and thank them for their support of the WWF programs
02:19and let them know how much you, as a consumer and a fan,
02:22enjoy the World Wrestling Federation.
02:24Good idea.
02:25Now, King, this week we're saluting the U.S. Army
02:27and Major Michael Shepard.
02:29He's at 1307 3rd Avenue in Fort Knox, Kentucky,
02:33and we'll give you more information on this on WWF.com.
02:38El Prince Bozel III, please.
02:41This is too cool.
02:43Taking on Val Meenis and the British Bulldog.
02:47I mean, there's really a guy named El Prince Bozel III
02:50that's a real person?
02:52Yeah.
02:53And he wants to dictate what people watch on television.
02:56And they're being covered by Val Meenis.
02:58I was trying to give this backstory of this tag match.
03:00You know, there's no love lost, really,
03:01between Val Meenis and a British Bulldog
03:04over a variety of reasons.
03:06And the tag was made there.
03:10Scotty Too Hotty in 2-7.
03:13Uh-oh.
03:14Scotty Too Hotty lost his hat there.
03:16Oh, that's a shame.
03:17That's not good.
03:19He's got a little moose in his hair, looks to me like.
03:21Oh, look out.
03:22Val Meenis has got knocked off the apron.
03:24Bulldog swung Scotty Too Hotty around.
03:27And there's the cover.
03:28And, hey, what's Val doing?
03:30I think his partner, the Bulldog,
03:31may have the pin right there.
03:33And now- Oh, Grandmaster Sexy in action.
03:36I think Val- Where's Val Meenis going?
03:38The posse.
03:40Val is walking out of here.
03:42The Bulldog's buddies, the Mean Street Posse,
03:44looking on, but-
03:45Val's deserting his partner.
03:47Val Meenis is walking out on the British Bulldog.
03:50And we knew there was tension between these two
03:52when this match was signed.
03:54And any of- Wait a minute.
03:55Oh, here's the posse.
03:56There's the posse.
03:57And referee Teddy Long is calling for the bell.
04:00Well, the posse were watching this match on the monitor.
04:03And, hey, look at this.
04:04Look who's coming down here now.
04:05Wait a minute.
04:06That's Rikishi.
04:08Oh, my gosh.
04:09Rikishi.
04:10What the hell is he doing here, King?
04:12I don't know, but-
04:14And how big is that man?
04:16I mean, he's a man.
04:17How big is his butt?
04:18Look at that.
04:19Oh!
04:20What a stark kick right to the face of Rodney.
04:22Oh!
04:23And Rikishi knocking down Joey Abbs in peak gas.
04:28Well, I hope Rikishi doesn't have gas.
04:30Rikishi manhandling of the posse.
04:33And the Bulldog is scooted out of harm's way.
04:35Wait a minute.
04:36Leaving his posse behind.
04:37Wait a minute.
04:38What's he gonna do here, JR?
04:39Rikishi-
04:40Oh!
04:41Good Lord.
04:42A simple-sized posterior.
04:44Ample?
04:45It's got its own zip code.
04:47Look at the size of that, JR.
04:50Why did Rikishi even come down here is my question.
04:53My question is, if he ever passed gas, how long would it take to hear it?
04:57About two weeks?
04:58You cannot-
04:59Oh, no!
05:00Don't do that!
05:01No!
05:02Oh, gosh!
05:03Right in the peak gas's test cavity.
05:06And-
05:07Uh-oh, Rodney.
05:08Quit saying gas.
05:10Look out.
05:11Oh!
05:12Wow!
05:13God!
05:14Rodney's head driven viciously right into the canvas.
05:17And Rikishi has dismissed the posse.
05:21And now look at-
05:22Look at Too Cool.
05:23They just became Rikishi fans.
05:25They're trying to get him to get down with their music, I think.
05:31Uh-oh.
05:32Now there's some cool dancing there, JR.
05:34Too Cool inviting Rikishi to-
05:37Wait a minute.
05:38Do some dancing, I assume.
05:41What?
05:42What the-
05:43Good Lord.
05:45Oh, my gosh!