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00:00:00I'm coming to the street in 15 minutes, put on some tight clothes, we'll go to the club.
00:00:26Are you crazy? What are you saying?
00:00:30I'm coming to the street in 15 minutes, put on some tight clothes, we'll go to the club.
00:00:35He was saying something, Panditji.
00:00:39I've asked three people to prepare the scene.
00:00:43We'll choose a new lead from them.
00:00:46And there's that English theater guy too.
00:00:49So, your lead role is gone.
00:00:52And that English theater guy was joking around.
00:00:56And Anjali was laughing.
00:00:58Your girl is gone too.
00:01:05What happened today?
00:01:07You were supposed to come earlier.
00:01:26Whose car is this?
00:01:28The window extension is pink.
00:01:33What's this?
00:01:52Look, you won't reach anywhere if you ride two boats at a time.
00:01:56So, plan and see when and how you'll be able to quit your job.
00:02:03I had sent you a one finance assessment test.
00:02:06For your financial planning.
00:02:08You filled it, right?
00:02:12Oh brother, have you surrendered in your life?
00:02:16Will you say something?
00:02:18Brother Shohan,
00:02:22I'm scared to make a plan.
00:02:26Because my fate,
00:02:30has been cursed by God.
00:02:35So, my advice is,
00:02:38that it's getting fulfilled.
00:02:41Everytime,
00:02:42everyday,
00:02:43for many years.
00:02:48And I, brother Shohan, am tired.
00:02:54Brother, why are you taking so much load?
00:02:59You can shift to Mumbai and aunty's treatment doesn't stop.
00:03:02That's all you have to plan, right?
00:03:04We'll do it, brother.
00:03:09It's a test.
00:03:12It's a work test, that's why I'm telling you.
00:03:14If it was a fake game, would I have told you?
00:03:18She'll understand your financial personality.
00:03:22Which is very important for the rest of the planning.
00:03:30And meet the priest once.
00:03:34For the first time in 25 years, the ending of the play has been changed.
00:03:39And that too, when you became the lead.
00:03:41Something is going on in his mind.
00:03:45Talk to him.
00:03:47He'll understand your situation.
00:03:51Don't take load.
00:04:12Cheers.
00:04:22Neetu, if you don't like me, can't I say it?
00:04:28Say it.
00:04:32The problem is not in my clothes.
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:35Your problem is,
00:04:36you want me to look like her.
00:04:39Sophisticated and modern.
00:04:42Can't you expect this?
00:04:44Then make me look like these guys.
00:04:47I'll change.
00:04:49How are these guys?
00:04:52I don't know.
00:04:53See for yourself.
00:05:04Friend.
00:05:06Take it easy.
00:05:08We're talking.
00:05:10Are you mad?
00:05:12I came to the club to talk.
00:05:14Let me talk.
00:05:15Continue talking.
00:05:17Sorry, it won't happen again.
00:05:18Continue talking.
00:05:20Please come in silence.
00:05:21Where are you going?
00:05:22Cheers.
00:05:28Neetu.
00:05:31The car in which we came today,
00:05:34was the same car in which
00:05:36brother and father were going to return home that night.
00:05:40Where did you get it from?
00:05:42I bought it.
00:05:46My uncle sold it to my uncle.
00:05:48I bought it from him.
00:05:51For how much?
00:05:53It doesn't matter.
00:05:55Why doesn't it matter, Jimmy?
00:05:57You didn't buy it to drive it, right?
00:06:00You broke the mirror.
00:06:03Trailer.
00:06:05I'll send you the picture's video.
00:06:06Jimmy.
00:06:07Jimmy.
00:06:09Look.
00:06:10You have to earn a lot of money.
00:06:12You have to buy a house in DLF phase 1.
00:06:13You have to get an SUV worth 1 crore.
00:06:15Everything is fine.
00:06:17But in order to take revenge,
00:06:19you'll have to incur a lot of losses.
00:06:21And whom do you want to take revenge from, Jimmy?
00:06:23Your uncle?
00:06:25He doesn't even care what you're doing.
00:06:28He's very big.
00:06:32I don't care, Neetu.
00:06:35What that idiot did,
00:06:37to my family,
00:06:41to my brother,
00:06:46to Ameer's son.
00:06:48You know what I'm saying?
00:06:59He's crazy.
00:07:01If he's here to talk,
00:07:02don't hit him.
00:07:04He's here to talk.
00:07:06Jimmy.
00:07:07Look.
00:07:09He's more of a goon than a businessman.
00:07:13Your man is a goon too.
00:07:26Friend.
00:07:27I want to fly too.
00:07:30But I don't know how to open it.
00:07:33I'll teach you.
00:07:34Teach him.
00:07:37Should I open it from the back?
00:07:40Actually,
00:07:42there's no technology in India
00:07:43to open it from the back.
00:07:45Don't do it.
00:07:46Don't tease me.
00:07:47Come here.
00:07:50Leave me.
00:08:03I don't mess with you.
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00:09:16Today Prashant will give a performance.
00:09:21Acting Performance
00:09:24And I've written the lines.
00:09:31So, remember that.
00:09:35Let's start.
00:09:36Lead Actor, Prashant.
00:09:45In this world, ha ha ha, clients get ha ha ha...
00:09:52sometimes there's a deception.
00:09:57But whoever I give the client...
00:10:02Sorry sir, I won't be able to do it.
00:10:04You won't be able to do it?
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07You're the one who's going to be the client.
00:10:09No sir, I won't be able to do it.
00:10:11You won't be able to do it?
00:10:14Why?
00:10:15You were supposed to play a big role in a big event of a reputed theatre company.
00:10:21Sorry, you have.
00:10:22This is nothing.
00:10:24It's just 5-6 lines.
00:10:26Sir, I think I didn't like the script.
00:10:29I rejected it.
00:10:31I see.
00:10:34Never mind.
00:10:36I'll read it myself.
00:10:40In this world,
00:10:42clients...
00:10:45In this world, clients are never deceived.
00:10:49Sir, this is copied.
00:10:51It's completely original.
00:10:55In this world, clients are never deceived.
00:11:00But the one who is deceived by the client,
00:11:05that salesman is called Chaman Ch**a.
00:11:09Top's Ch**a.
00:11:11Prashant Rula.
00:11:19Now do you want to add anything about yesterday's f**k up?
00:11:25Sir, as I said earlier,
00:11:27I made a mistake.
00:11:29And I'm sorry for that.
00:11:30Sir, there's a body in your cabin.
00:11:33Sir, it's a dead body.
00:11:37Sir, it's a dead body. Let's go.
00:11:51What do we do, sir?
00:11:53We had to check the breath.
00:11:56Sir, I can breathe.
00:11:58It's not dead.
00:12:00Then pick it up.
00:12:02Hey, wake up!
00:12:04Hey!
00:12:06Wake up!
00:12:08Hey!
00:12:26Wake up!
00:12:47Give me water.
00:12:49Who are you?
00:12:51Who are you?
00:12:54Water.
00:12:57You're water?
00:12:58You're f**king water.
00:13:01I'm asking for water. Give me water.
00:13:03I'm asking for water. Give me water.
00:13:04You're f**king water. Give me water.
00:13:22I have a meeting at the office today.
00:13:26I didn't play the f**k up.
00:13:32I have a meeting with Shushu.
00:13:36I was Rajkumar.
00:13:40Do we know each other?
00:13:42No.
00:13:44I'm Shushu.
00:13:47Your boss.
00:13:51You're fired.
00:14:21So, are all the kids sharing their dreams every day?
00:14:23With anyone?
00:14:25Yes, sir.
00:14:27Good.
00:14:28Who's doing it?
00:14:30That's it?
00:14:32Why aren't you doing the rest?
00:14:34Sir, I told my dad
00:14:36that when I grow up
00:14:38I'll be the captain of the Indian cricket team.
00:14:40But my dad scolded me.
00:14:42What did your dad say?
00:14:44He told me
00:14:46that I'll be the captain of the Indian cricket team.
00:14:48What did your dad say?
00:14:49He told me
00:14:51that people try in lakhs and crores
00:14:53but only one of them
00:14:55becomes the captain.
00:14:57The rest starve to death.
00:15:04Yes.
00:15:10Have you all seen Harry Potter?
00:15:11Yes, sir.
00:15:13You've seen it, right?
00:15:14You must have seen Dementors in it.
00:15:16Yes, sir.
00:15:17Dementors.
00:15:19Yes, sir.
00:15:20What did they do?
00:15:21Sir, they ate souls.
00:15:23Correct.
00:15:24They ate souls.
00:15:26What do you mean by that?
00:15:29Your happiness.
00:15:31Your hopes.
00:15:33All your good memories.
00:15:35They ate all that.
00:15:37And what did they have to save themselves?
00:15:39Petrol and Star.
00:15:42Expecto Patronum.
00:15:44Very good.
00:15:47Do you know
00:15:49that there are
00:15:51a few demons around us?
00:15:55They are called
00:15:57Dream Demons.
00:16:00No, I'm not kidding.
00:16:03These Dream Demons
00:16:06make you dreamless.
00:16:09How?
00:16:12They devour all your excitement.
00:16:15They devour all your optimism.
00:16:18All your courage.
00:16:20And what did they have to save themselves?
00:16:23Scared.
00:16:24Dull.
00:16:25Fearless.
00:16:26Dreamless.
00:16:27You.
00:16:29Whatever you are told,
00:16:30you do it quietly.
00:16:34Has anyone seen these Dream Demons?
00:16:37No, sir.
00:16:40Has anyone seen these Dream Demons?
00:16:43No, sir.
00:16:44I've seen them.
00:16:48But I didn't know.
00:16:51Because they don't come in front of you.
00:16:54They come inside your dad.
00:16:57Sometimes your mom.
00:16:59Sometimes your friends.
00:17:03Sometimes inside your relatives.
00:17:06And many times,
00:17:08they directly attack your brain.
00:17:15But.
00:17:16But.
00:17:17But.
00:17:20There's nothing to worry about.
00:17:22It's day, not night.
00:17:25Just like a Patroness Charm.
00:17:28I also have a charm.
00:17:30To chase away these demons.
00:17:33This charm,
00:17:34which on the top of Mount Kilimanjaro,
00:17:37under a peepal tree,
00:17:39a Baba,
00:17:41for 150 years,
00:17:43meditated every day
00:17:45and met God himself.
00:17:47And I met Him.
00:17:52And that charm,
00:17:54now I'm going to tell you.
00:18:04So now whenever
00:18:06these Dream Demons
00:18:08enter your dad,
00:18:10or your friends,
00:18:12or they attack you,
00:18:15and you start doubting
00:18:17your dream,
00:18:19then first of all,
00:18:21make an image of this dream
00:18:23in your mind.
00:18:25And say loudly,
00:18:27to that Dream Demon,
00:18:29Jhugli Jhugli Jhul Jhula,
00:18:31Jhugli Jhugli Jhus.
00:18:37Say it, say it behind me.
00:18:39Jhugli Jhugli Jhul Jhula
00:18:42Jhugli Jhugli Jhus
00:18:46Now say it with me,
00:18:47Jhugli Jhugli Jhul Jhula
00:18:50Jhugli Jhugli Jhus
00:19:11Take him to the police station.
00:19:24Ma'am, I think some Agbasi tribe is coming to take your son.
00:19:41Take him to the police station.
00:20:11Kavita, terminate this offer letter and get him out of here.
00:20:34Okay, sir.
00:20:37Move!
00:20:41Call the rover to the office.
00:20:48That's good.
00:20:54Namaste, Mr. Kokreja.
00:21:04What did I say?
00:21:08Yes, sir.
00:21:11Put on the earphones.
00:21:24How many times should I hit you?
00:21:26Yes, sir.
00:21:27You didn't hear me, did you?
00:21:30How many times should I hit you on the face?
00:21:32Hit me twice.
00:21:35Hit me twice.
00:21:40Okay, hit me four times on the safe side.
00:21:44Call the rover.
00:21:46Tell him that Mr. Kokreja is calling him to the office.
00:21:48Okay?
00:21:49Okay.
00:21:52Should I call first or will you hit me?
00:21:56What the hell?
00:21:59You enjoy taking things inside, don't you?
00:22:02Then take one.
00:22:05Keep the other one empty.
00:22:09To listen to conversations.
00:22:11Okay?
00:22:14Call the rover.
00:22:16And call him to the office.
00:22:25Sir, what was this item?
00:22:27I mean, how did you hire it?
00:22:31It was Prashant's replacement.
00:22:34I just told someone in the office.
00:22:35Yes.
00:22:37I'll have to find someone else.
00:22:39So, that means you're firing Prashant?
00:22:43What the hell is he doing?
00:22:46That's what I think.
00:22:48I'll have to find someone else.
00:22:50I'll have to find someone else.
00:22:52I'll have to find someone else.
00:22:53That's what I think.
00:22:56He deliberately doesn't do high commission deals.
00:23:00Deliberately? But why won't he sell?
00:23:02Because there's something wrong with ethics.
00:23:05High commission deals are done here and there.
00:23:08Legally, on property.
00:23:10So, he doesn't sell.
00:23:12First of all, he's hugging my commission.
00:23:14And secondly, what's wrong with the way he talks?
00:23:17Sir, I'm the lead actor of my play.
00:23:21Please free me soon.
00:23:23I fall on my feet when I act in a play.
00:23:31Shishu Shetha.
00:23:35Give me that lighter.
00:23:54Hey.
00:23:56This is your gold.
00:24:00And this is the ID of the real salesman.
00:24:04And this is Malayalam, his favorite language.
00:24:08Malayalam is the language of men.
00:24:13This is for the benefit of the company.
00:24:17I told you in English earlier.
00:24:19Now, I'll tell you in Malayalam.
00:24:20This is for the benefit of the company.
00:24:23This is for the benefit of the company.
00:24:26It's true that all salesmen drink small gold.
00:24:29But not everyone who drinks small gold is a salesman.
00:24:36Lighter, please.
00:24:38I kept the lighter so that you don't leave without listening to me.
00:24:42You're right. I'm not a salesman.
00:24:44But I'll sell if I grow up.
00:24:46I'll sell if I grow up.
00:24:47But I'll sell if I grow up.
00:24:49My family, relatives, school kids, school teachers, everyone knew.
00:24:55That when kids were playing in their childhood, they sold it.
00:24:58One kid stole the kite and sold it to the one who lost it.
00:25:01I was the sixth kid.
00:25:04After school, I had the option of BBMB.
00:25:06But they say,
00:25:08Selling and betting came from doing both.
00:25:11Then I got into trouble.
00:25:13I joined a telemarketing company.
00:25:17Hello, are you talking to Shishirji?
00:25:21Hang up. Hang up the phone.
00:25:24Cheta is the most difficult and the most humiliating salesman in the world.
00:25:28Sometimes 3-4 rejections every minute. But I did it.
00:25:30Why?
00:25:32Because I knew that if I stand in front of someone without any reason,
00:25:35Cheta, without his interest,
00:25:37Forget the interest, which is an irritation for a telemarketer.
00:25:41Despite that, I just did it so that he doesn't hang up my phone.
00:25:45Listen to me.
00:25:48With time, he started showing interest in what I said.
00:25:54With time, he bought what I wanted to sell.
00:25:57Cheta, I won't be a salesman.
00:26:01I will be the god of sales.
00:26:05And now,
00:26:09I am the sales god.
00:26:17I am the sales god.
00:26:25Listen, my hero.
00:26:28Even if you talk romantic like Shahrukh Khan,
00:26:31children are not born.
00:26:34You still need to know how to f**k.
00:26:38Come on, let's take a test.
00:26:41Of the god of sales.
00:26:47I had a dream while sleeping last night.
00:26:50That 455 and sector 7.
00:26:54This is the construction site of Mr. Kukreja.
00:26:58I called up the auditor at midnight.
00:27:01I heard the name of his fan party.
00:27:04When it happened,
00:27:06at midnight, he gave me 10,000 rupees with regards.
00:27:10I said, I will give it to you.
00:27:12I said, I will give it to you.
00:27:14I said, I will give it to you.
00:27:15With regards.
00:27:17He gave it to me.
00:27:19And that girl's dressing table.
00:27:22Yes, the dressing table.
00:27:24I got it fixed.
00:27:26I got it fixed in a jiffy.
00:27:28And it is placed in your lobby.
00:27:31Actually, I gave him 8,000 rupees.
00:27:34He drank 2,000 rupees.
00:27:36These drunkards don't know how to maintain relations.
00:27:39I put 2,000 rupees in my pocket.
00:27:45Take it back.
00:27:50Take it back.
00:27:54Mr. Kukreja is great.
00:27:59Singh, Ramesh is coming.
00:28:02How much does he charge per month?
00:28:042,000.
00:28:08Tell him not to come from tomorrow.
00:28:12The one who took my money.
00:28:15Send him.
00:28:17Tell him that Mr. Kukreja has given Ramesh a leave.
00:28:20He will sweep the floor for a month.
00:28:23Okay?
00:28:25As Mr. Kukreja says.
00:28:27Why should I keep your 2,000 rupees?
00:28:30Here it is, sir.
00:28:32With regards.
00:28:34It is yours.
00:28:36Ratan Dealer.
00:28:38I am at your service.
00:28:40Okay, sir.
00:28:43This is also right.
00:28:52Grover.
00:28:54Yes.
00:28:56Who is this guy who took 5,00,000 rupees from my client?
00:29:00Mr. Kukreja, he was going to build a gate from the hill.
00:29:03He sold his house for the drone.
00:29:06Bantu from Haridwar.
00:29:08He bought the furniture from there.
00:29:10To build a house.
00:29:12So Bantu took my 5,00,000 rupees.
00:29:19Do one thing.
00:29:22Call Bantu.
00:29:24No, I don't know him personally.
00:29:27I took help.
00:29:29From whom?
00:29:33From Jimmy.
00:29:42Why is the light not working?
00:29:54Quick.
00:30:04Nikhil.
00:30:06This is the background of the deal.
00:30:08This is the background of the deal.
00:30:13Mr. Harshmeet.
00:30:15A premium prospect.
00:30:17He has chosen a property in Royal Palms, Gurgaon.
00:30:21Worth a whopping 25 CR.
00:30:24We have been talking on and off for 2 months now.
00:30:28But he is not sealing the deal.
00:30:30And he is not telling any problem.
00:30:32I had told sir. Do you remember?
00:30:35Uncle is doing window shopping.
00:30:36There is no budget.
00:30:38But upon sir's request.
00:30:41We have one final call with him this afternoon.
00:30:4411 o'clock.
00:30:46Do you have a recording of the last call?
00:30:48We are a transparent company.
00:30:50We have a recording of every call.
00:30:52Okay. Come on.
00:30:54Play it once.
00:31:01Hello Harshmeet.
00:31:03How are you doing?
00:31:04Hello Nikhil.
00:31:06Everything is fine. You tell me.
00:31:08I am good too sir.
00:31:10Sir, I called to ask.
00:31:12So the property at Royal Chambers.
00:31:14You and your family have liked it I believe.
00:31:16Yes. Yes. We liked it.
00:31:18So sir, if it was good and it is in your budget.
00:31:20Let's lock it.
00:31:22It is a high demand unit sir.
00:31:24And I am afraid if we don't act promptly.
00:31:26We might lose it.
00:31:28It would really be a pity if you lose such a good property.
00:31:30At such a good price.
00:31:31Sir, it is still there.
00:31:33But I can't listen anymore.
00:31:37Sir, the room where you are breathing.
00:31:39I am breathing in that room.
00:31:41Thinking about this only my sales skills are getting weak.
00:31:43Hey!
00:31:45Don't fucking waste my time.
00:31:47Get to the point.
00:31:49Sure.
00:31:53Take notes.
00:31:57My brother Manindar used to say something.
00:31:59He used to say.
00:32:01Business is closed with those who don't like the person.
00:32:04And the business is there.
00:32:06Where the person looks good.
00:32:12Why were you talking to uncle in English?
00:32:15Because brother.
00:32:18We are a premium real estate company.
00:32:22And we sell premium properties to premium clients.
00:32:26Who expect that they are talking to wealthy people.
00:32:28Well spoken, well groomed individuals.
00:32:31Did Harshmit uncle say this to you?
00:32:33He might not have said.
00:32:35So brother.
00:32:37Smoke a cigarette inside the throat.
00:32:39And talk shit outside the throat.
00:32:42Both of them have throat cancer.
00:32:44Both should be reduced.
00:32:46Uncle himself is talking to you in Punjabi.
00:32:48Now if you would have talked to uncle in Punjabi.
00:32:50In real Punjabi.
00:32:52You know how much uncle would have liked it.
00:32:55And then how much you would have liked it.
00:32:56Then uncle would have told you what was going on in his mind.
00:33:00It was 100 years ago.
00:33:02Simon is still not able to go back.
00:33:05Your next basic mistake.
00:33:07Is everyone taking notes?
00:33:09Sir, it's 11 o'clock.
00:33:11It's time for the call. Can we please get on with it?
00:33:13No one has time for baseless sales hacks by brother Satinder.
00:33:16Brother Manindar.
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:20Let's do the call.
00:33:22And Nikhil.
00:33:24Do one thing.
00:33:26Don't pretend to be your boss.
00:33:28Show me brother.
00:33:31Practical.
00:33:34His next basic mistake.
00:33:36He is selling.
00:33:39You don't sell.
00:33:41Let him buy.
00:33:43Someone is buying a house worth 25 crores.
00:33:46He should feel that he is deciding on his own.
00:33:49Not a 25 year old boy whose salary is not even 25 crores.
00:33:53Deciding for him.
00:33:57Hello, son.
00:33:59Hello, Mr. Harshmeet.
00:34:01How are you?
00:34:03I mean, sir.
00:34:05How are you?
00:34:07I am fine, son.
00:34:09Actually, I was doing some paperwork.
00:34:11I have finalized the house.
00:34:13Oh.
00:34:15Sir, can I ask?
00:34:17Why did we not go with the Royal Chambers flat?
00:34:20Was it because it was too expensive?
00:34:23No, son.
00:34:24No, son.
00:34:26Actually, this one is more expensive.
00:34:37Hello.
00:34:39Hello, Mr. Harshmeet.
00:34:41This is Nikhil's senior speaking.
00:34:43Sir, I heard that you have finalized the house.
00:34:46Congratulations, sir.
00:34:48May God bless your house.
00:34:52Mr. Harshmeet, I wanted to ask you something.
00:34:54Sir, what can we do in the future
00:34:57that you buy this house from us?
00:35:01I am just asking for feedback.
00:35:03Son, are you on the speaker?
00:35:05On the speaker?
00:35:07No, I am not on the speaker.
00:35:11Tell me.
00:35:13Son, I will tell you in short.
00:35:15I was busy with some paperwork.
00:35:17Yes.
00:35:19Son, I have never received any trust from the hospital.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:22You cannot do a deal without trust.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:26Son, this is the feedback.
00:35:28Can I give you some advice?
00:35:30Yes.
00:35:32I have a friend, Mr. Chawla.
00:35:34Chawla used to say that
00:35:36the business is good if the person is good.
00:35:38And the business is closed if the person doesn't like it.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:42Take care.
00:35:44Beauty.
00:35:46Let's break it.
00:35:48Take a photo.
00:35:52Let's break it.
00:35:59You have skills.
00:36:01Yes.
00:36:03But I will try you for the first month.
00:36:06Yes.
00:36:08Because the way you behave
00:36:10and your gangster tattoos.
00:36:13Yes.
00:36:15I doubt if you can work in a corporate setup.
00:36:22Sir, did you call me?
00:36:24Come in.
00:36:26Rajkumar, this is Prashant.
00:36:28One of our most committed salesmen.
00:36:30You will shadow him for some time.
00:36:36My younger brother's name was also Prashant.
00:36:38What do you mean?
00:36:40Did you change it?
00:36:42No, brother.
00:36:44The name is the same.
00:36:46It's not brother anymore.
00:36:49Sorry for your loss.
00:36:50So Prashant,
00:36:52take Rajkumar to all of your meetings.
00:36:54Take him to the Aryan Society meeting.
00:36:57He will understand the company's processes.
00:37:00Yes, sir.
00:37:02And lead actor Prashant,
00:37:04today's deal is super important.
00:37:06The client has the money and the intent.
00:37:09So go get him.
00:37:12And we will meet in the evening at the office.
00:37:157 pm.
00:37:20Okay.
00:37:35Lead actor Prashant.
00:37:38What the hell is this?
00:37:44It's nothing.
00:37:47I am an actor.
00:37:50I am used to making movies.
00:37:54You are a serious actor.
00:37:56Like Ayushman Khurana, Kartika Ren.
00:38:00Like them.
00:38:02I am as serious as them.
00:38:05But I am not that big yet.
00:38:11Do you have a plan
00:38:13to become that big?
00:38:16Not that big.
00:38:17Bigger than that.
00:38:22To be the best actor of all time.
00:38:28That's right, friend.
00:38:32Then you and I are the same in one thing.
00:38:36In what?
00:38:39That whatever we want,
00:38:41we don't just want it.
00:38:43We want a lot.
00:38:44We want a lot.
00:38:46And like me, you talk big.
00:38:53What do you want?
00:38:56Money.
00:38:59But
00:39:01blind money.
00:39:05Countless,
00:39:08endless money.
00:39:11Do you have a plan?
00:39:15It's a master plan, friend.
00:39:19And whatever it is,
00:39:21it would be better than the plan to become the best actor of all time.
00:39:29We don't make fun of someone's helplessness, brother.
00:39:32We curse.
00:39:34They don't curse, friend.
00:39:38Those who have been cursed before.
00:39:44Let's go.
00:39:52There is a ten minute work on the way.
00:39:54We will do that and leave.
00:39:56As you wish, friend.
00:39:57Let's go.
00:40:13Two days before the show, you left the theatre to go to Mumbai for a film.
00:40:17Then I was told that after this,
00:40:20you should not be allowed to come to Satyanveshi.
00:40:24But I took you back.
00:40:27I gave you the main role.
00:40:30Because I remember the Prashant from two years ago,
00:40:34whose dream was to become the best actor in the world.
00:40:40And today, when I look at you,
00:40:43things are different.
00:40:46Today, Prashant's priority is his mother.
00:40:50That's why his job.
00:40:52Which is also right.
00:40:54But Mr. Prashant,
00:40:56this old dream,
00:40:58the dream of becoming the best actor,
00:41:06will have to be left.
00:41:21How are you, uncle?
00:41:22Brother Jimmy,
00:41:23it has been cleared.
00:41:25Your uncle has come to know
00:41:26that you were with him in the deal yesterday.
00:41:29Now your uncle is saying that
00:41:31he has kept the furniture in my house and sold it to my client.
00:41:33That money is mine.
00:41:35I will have to return it, brother.
00:41:38Which money, uncle?
00:41:40I have given the money to you, right?
00:41:44Jimmy, return that car to me.
00:41:46I will sell the car and give the money to your uncle.
00:41:52Brother Jimmy,
00:41:54or you arrange for five lakhs
00:41:57and give it to your uncle.
00:42:00Hello.
00:42:03Tell me, brother, what do I have to do?
00:42:05What do you have to do?
00:42:09Let's do one thing, uncle.
00:42:11I am sending you a message.
00:42:13Send it to your uncle.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:27I will leave now.
00:42:32When I go to sleep at night,
00:42:35I don't get sleep many times.
00:42:41I keep thinking about what happened all day.
00:42:46Today in the office,
00:42:48who, how many times,
00:42:49how many times
00:42:51will you forgive me
00:42:53for lying to you?
00:42:56And why will you insult me tomorrow?
00:43:00Today mom is not feeling well.
00:43:02Should I consult some other doctor?
00:43:04Today in the office, I couldn't talk to mom.
00:43:07Should I go and talk to her now?
00:43:09She must be sleeping now.
00:43:10I will talk to her in the morning.
00:43:12If I go to talk to her in the morningтАж
00:43:20There is mental torture, Panditji.
00:43:28Then I get sleep just by thinking about one thing.
00:43:31This drama.
00:43:35There is just one time in the whole day,
00:43:37when I think that
00:43:40there is still hope.
00:43:44And if I stay with her,
00:43:46then I will reach with time.
00:43:50The dream that is there.
00:43:57Just one last chance, Panditji.
00:44:00Please.
00:44:09I have asked three people
00:44:12to make an agreement.
00:44:16And Mr. Prashant,
00:44:17this Samarth will do very well.
00:44:20I think so.
00:44:21Maybe better than you.
00:44:24And if there is someone
00:44:25who is more talented than you,
00:44:28then he should also get a chance.
00:44:30Isn't it?
00:44:31Is it fair?
00:44:33Then fine.
00:44:36You also do it.
00:44:37With him in the evening.
00:44:39Then let's see
00:44:41who is the best.
00:44:43Who will do it for the main role.
00:44:44Who will do it for the main role.
00:44:46Then we will decide.
00:44:49Okay?
00:44:50Thank you, Panditji.
00:44:51No, no.
00:45:08Brother, tell me one thing.
00:45:09Your boss is going to sell a flat worth 20 crores.
00:45:12The rate of this flat is 3 crores.
00:45:15Why are you so worried to sell it?
00:45:17Only the value of the property doesn't matter.
00:45:21So will the commission be more?
00:45:24If it is a low-selling society,
00:45:25then 4-5% instead of 1-2%.
00:45:27Still, how much will it be?
00:45:30You think it is a low-selling property.
00:45:33And the commission on the paper is only 2%.
00:45:39Oh, my dear.
00:45:41The commission is still on a high-selling property.
00:45:44That means there is a problem in the property.
00:45:47And 2% on paper is for you and Shishir.
00:45:50I haven't earned a single rupee by lying in my 14-month job.
00:45:53And I won't.
00:45:55Brother, telling the truth or not is also like lying.
00:45:58Who will tell you that there is a problem in the property?
00:46:00Hello, sir.
00:46:01Hi.
00:46:02How are you?
00:46:03Shall we go and see, sir?
00:46:05One minute, Prashant.
00:46:06We can see how the flat looks anytime.
00:46:08Before that, I wanted to ask that
00:46:11is this property legally okay?
00:46:16Legally okay as in?
00:46:18Look, I have been looking for a flat for the past 2-4 months.
00:46:22So my phone number
00:46:23has been floated in the property dealer network.
00:46:26Yesterday, a dealer called me randomly.
00:46:29I also asked him about the options.
00:46:32He showed me all the options
00:46:33but they were out of my budget.
00:46:35After that,
00:46:36he told me about a property
00:46:38which looked good in the budget.
00:46:41And he clearly told me that
00:46:43there are some issues in the papers of that property.
00:46:46Which he will try and legally sort out.
00:46:49I hope you understand
00:46:51where this conversation is going.
00:46:53The flat that we have come to see.
00:46:55Absolutely.
00:46:57This flat.
00:46:59But anyway,
00:47:00if your company certifies me
00:47:03that this flat is okay
00:47:04and if your company certifies me
00:47:06that this flat is legit for sale.
00:47:08Can we go and see it right now?
00:47:10I have no problem.
00:47:12Give me some time.
00:47:14I will find out if there is any issue.
00:47:17Till then, let's go and see other flats.
00:47:19No, friend.
00:47:20I will wait for your reward for this particular flat.
00:47:22I hope you understand my position.
00:47:25I completely understand, sir.
00:47:28I will see you later.
00:47:30Thanks.
00:47:39You are saying
00:47:41that in a 14 month job
00:47:43you have never lied to a client.
00:47:48You could have said it today.
00:47:50But today the client got a call from that random dealer.
00:47:55Yes, brother.
00:47:57This happens sometimes.
00:47:59Sometimes the client doesn't like the property.
00:48:01Sometimes for some other reason.
00:48:02Like what happened today.
00:48:05God helped me.
00:48:08God helped you.
00:48:12And God helps those who help themselves.
00:48:17Therefore,
00:48:19Prashant helped himself.
00:48:22Therefore,
00:48:25the client didn't get a call from a random dealer randomly.
00:48:32You got it done.
00:48:35But the question is
00:48:37why did you get a call?
00:48:49Brother, one and a half years ago
00:48:53my mother was diagnosed with cancer.
00:48:58The doctor said
00:48:59that we will have to do an immediate operation.
00:49:02But I was in Mumbai.
00:49:06I was undergoing a costume trial.
00:49:11For the first film of my life.
00:49:16And the main hero
00:49:19was me.
00:49:21This
00:49:23Karthik Aryan
00:49:25Ayushman Khurana
00:49:27like him.
00:49:32The cost of the operation was 10-12 lakhs.
00:49:35But there was no problem.
00:49:38Because my mother had medical insurance.
00:49:42My father thought so.
00:49:45Because when I called the insurance company
00:49:46they told me that
00:49:48it was a normal medical insurance.
00:49:52Not a critical illness one.
00:49:55Which the agent sold to my father.
00:50:02Brother, what can I say?
00:50:09I came back.
00:50:12I had to.
00:50:17I couldn't do the movie.
00:50:21Now I do a job
00:50:23so that I can pay for my mother's treatment every month.
00:50:31And do you know how much profit that agent made?
00:50:3715,000.
00:50:4015,000.
00:50:44How can someone's small dishonesty
00:50:48affect someone else's life?
00:50:51I don't think so.
00:50:53No one thinks so.
00:50:57Look,
00:50:59I don't know where the client got the call from.
00:51:05But from this one deal
00:51:07I can guarantee that
00:51:08the chance of someone's life getting ruined
00:51:13is zero.
00:51:25My father is like you.
00:51:29Free, honest
00:51:33and that's why ruined.
00:51:40Brother, a man
00:51:42went to the jungle.
00:51:44No gun, no preparation.
00:51:48Got eaten by a bear.
00:51:51And brother,
00:51:52is a bear a bad guy or a bad guy?
00:51:56Brother, there is a difference between society and jungle.
00:51:58Animals are helpless in the jungle.
00:52:00From here.
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:03We are not helpless.
00:52:06We always have a choice
00:52:07not to do anything wrong.
00:52:09No, brother.
00:52:12The choice is
00:52:15to become a bear
00:52:16and get eaten
00:52:18or to become a rabbit and get eaten.
00:52:20That's it.
00:52:23There, a rabbit got eaten by a bear.
00:52:25Here,
00:52:26a good man got eaten by a rabbit.
00:52:32Brother,
00:52:33buildings, malls,
00:52:34paved roads,
00:52:35court, police, police station,
00:52:38coat pads,
00:52:39English speaking,
00:52:43English speaking people,
00:52:47don't go crazy after seeing all this, my love.
00:52:51It's still a jungle.
00:52:56Come on.
00:53:04Here, there was a good man.
00:53:07A good man.
00:53:11The one who had
00:53:13no decency left.
00:53:16Then, by scaring him,
00:53:17by suppressing him,
00:53:18by making him,
00:53:19his mare
00:53:21climbed the world's sister'sтАж
00:53:27Do you understand?
00:53:29Prince, my love.
00:53:38Who is this Prince?
00:53:43Did I say Prince?
00:53:44Did I say Prince?
00:54:07Tell me something.
00:54:10How do you decide
00:54:11which audition to attend?
00:54:14My Guruji will decide.
00:54:17Today, touch Guruji's feet before the audition.
00:54:22Will the performance be good if I touch his feet?
00:54:25No.
00:54:29And if Guruji blesses you,
00:54:33then Guruji's ego will get involved.
00:54:36And if he blesses you
00:54:38and still you don't win,
00:54:40whose insult is it?
00:54:42Yours?
00:54:45Guruji's blessing.
00:54:48Try it today.
00:55:11Hello.
00:55:12What do you want to do?
00:55:13What kind of a message is this?
00:55:15Huh?
00:55:16Five lakhs,
00:55:17five hundred notes,
00:55:18ten cars.
00:55:20Will you take it in your hand,
00:55:21in your a**,
00:55:22or will you make it your a**?
00:55:25Sorry.
00:55:26Did you make me read it?
00:55:30Where are you?
00:55:32I am on my way to sector 4.
00:55:33Come.
00:55:35I am coming.
00:55:44You are a vigilant turtle,
00:55:45according to the assessment.
00:55:47That's good.
00:55:49So, is it good or bad?
00:55:55Someone is an introvert,
00:55:56someone is an extrovert.
00:55:58Is it good or bad?
00:56:00Someone likes numbers more,
00:56:01someone likes poems and paintings.
00:56:04Is it good or bad?
00:56:08Is it good or bad?
00:56:11Is it good or bad?
00:56:13Nothing.
00:56:14It's just his personality.
00:56:16Like this,
00:56:17is your personality.
00:56:19Your personality is about money.
00:56:22And it is wise to do things
00:56:23according to your personality,
00:56:24whether it is good or bad.
00:56:28Look,
00:56:29just like an introvert person
00:56:30feels happier working at a place
00:56:33where he has to interact
00:56:34with at least a few people
00:56:35throughout the day.
00:56:36Similarly,
00:56:37a vigilant turtle
00:56:39will feel happier
00:56:40in a financial plan
00:56:41which is based on
00:56:42his money personality.
00:56:45Do you understand?
00:56:47So, my financial plan
00:56:48will be based on my personality.
00:56:50Exactly.
00:56:52But first,
00:56:53you should know
00:56:54what you want
00:56:55in your life financially.
00:56:57Like you want
00:56:58to leave your job
00:56:59and shift to Mumbai
00:57:01and you don't want
00:57:02your responsibilities to suffer.
00:57:05But brother,
00:57:06you want anything you want.
00:57:08So, along with that,
00:57:09you will also have to understand
00:57:10what your situation is right now.
00:57:13And for that,
00:57:14we will book a call
00:57:15on One Finance app
00:57:16along with their financial advisor.
00:57:19For you.
00:57:20He will understand all this
00:57:21from you.
00:57:23Brother, you also work
00:57:24in One Finance.
00:57:25You do it.
00:57:26Look, we will book it
00:57:27and don't know who will come.
00:57:28And whether we can trust or not,
00:57:30you have trust, brother.
00:57:32Brother, why do you worry so much?
00:57:34Like your company,
00:57:35there is no greed for commission here.
00:57:37Because there is no commission
00:57:38in our company.
00:57:40And all the advisors here
00:57:41are qualified financial advisors.
00:57:43What is happening?
00:57:45Let's get ready for the rehearsal.
00:57:46Brother, I will explain it to him.
00:57:48Go now and break the audition.
00:57:50Go for it.
00:57:51Is everyone ready?
00:57:52Shall we start?
00:57:53Samad, will you start?
00:57:55Yes.
00:57:56Let's go then.
00:58:11Hello.
00:58:12Hello.
00:58:13Hello.
00:58:14Hello.
00:58:15Hello.
00:58:16Hello.
00:58:17Hello.
00:58:18Hello.
00:58:19Hello.
00:58:20Hello.
00:58:21Hello.
00:58:22Hello.
00:58:23Hello.
00:58:24Hello.
00:58:25Hello.
00:58:26Hello.
00:58:27Hello.
00:58:28Hello.
00:58:29Hello.
00:58:30Hello.
00:58:31Hello.
00:58:32Hello.
00:58:33Hello.
00:58:34Hello.
00:58:35Hello.
00:58:36Hello.
00:58:37Hello.
00:58:38Hello.
00:58:39Hello.
00:58:40Hello.
00:58:41Hello.
00:58:42Hello.
00:58:43Hello.
00:58:44Hello.
00:58:45Hello.
00:58:58Come up, uncle.
00:59:00I am coming.
00:59:02Get down.
00:59:09What the hell is going on?
00:59:28Major sir, where did this guy come from?
00:59:31And sat inside like his grandpa.
00:59:35It doesn't matter if you ask for it or not.
00:59:39Just do it.
00:59:41Don't be afraid.
00:59:43You are young.
00:59:44Don't be afraid.
00:59:45He is not here yet.
01:00:01Prashant.
01:00:03Are you ready?
01:00:05Then come.
01:00:15Prashant.
01:00:23Touch your feet before the audition.
01:00:26It will be a good performance.
01:00:30No.
01:00:32If Guruji blesses you,
01:00:35then your ego will be involved.
01:00:37Prashant.
01:00:44Brother.
01:00:45You didn't return the money, right?
01:00:48Your uncle had kept it for me.
01:00:51Can we talk?
01:00:53Come on.
01:00:57Why are you hesitating?
01:01:01Come on.
01:01:03Oh!
01:01:05You!
01:01:08Prashant.
01:01:11Dagar.
01:01:13Bring him with love.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:17Finish this pack and come.
01:01:18Okay?
01:01:19Brother Dagar.
01:01:20I am coming.
01:01:21Pack is over.
01:01:22I am coming.
01:01:23Dagar.
01:01:24Come on.
01:01:29Mr. Bajirao is here.
01:01:31I will give him the money.
01:01:37Come on.
01:01:58Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:07Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:08Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:09Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:10Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:11Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:12Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:13Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:14Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:15Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:16Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:17Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:18Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:19Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:20Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:21Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:22Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:23Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:24Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:25Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:26Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:27Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:28Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:29Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:30Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:31Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:32Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:33Give me a cigarette, uncle.
01:02:42But Major sahab
01:02:45How did this fear come?
01:02:50And it's like his grandfather's house in his chair.
01:02:56Why did you want to ask for an on-off button?
01:02:58I don't want to get scared by chanting mantras, Basant.
01:03:05A young man is not a coward.
01:03:08If he wasn't a young man, he wouldn't have run away to see the lion.
01:03:12He would have just stood there.
01:03:14And then the lion would have eaten him.
01:03:17But he would have said, run away from here and saved him from fear.
01:03:21You don't get scared, do you?
01:03:25Uncle, this...
01:03:28No matter how many times I point my finger at you, what will you do?
01:03:33You won't kill him, will you?
01:03:38I have already killed someone, Kopele.
01:03:41Uncle.
01:03:45It's getting cold.
01:03:47Take it off.
01:03:53Give me back 5 lakhs.
01:03:54Give me back 5 lakhs.
01:03:57Otherwise,
01:04:00I will go to your father to take it back.
01:04:05And along with 5 lakhs,
01:04:07I will also get some respect from him.
01:04:12As much as is left, a little more.
01:04:16Such a big dealer of New Gurgaon.
01:04:19He brought back 5 lakhs,
01:04:21and there are Dihari's bouncers in the car.
01:04:24Oh no.
01:04:27Listen, you insect.
01:04:30Whether it's 5 lakhs,
01:04:32or 5 crores,
01:04:34or 5 rupees.
01:04:36Whoever has taken my share of money,
01:04:40make their condition such that
01:04:43their children are not able to come.
01:04:44My children are not able to come.
01:04:47I have already pointed my finger 2-3 times.
01:04:50And I have left it out out of pity.
01:04:54And next time,
01:04:56two boys will come on the motorcycle.
01:05:00They will go by hitting the center of the forehead.
01:05:07Come on, Thakur.
01:05:09Let's go.
01:05:11Let's party.
01:05:12Let's party.
01:05:14Why is everyone so quiet here?
01:05:16Uncle.
01:05:22I came to show you something.
01:05:29But Major, when a person used to live in the jungle,
01:05:33then he understands the fear of the lion.
01:05:37And why does this fear scare me in my city house?
01:05:43If the owner doesn't take the job,
01:05:48the father was scared.
01:05:53If the sister-in-law misleads the brother and doesn't take his son from him.
01:06:01My mother was scared.
01:06:05She took up the hobby of playing hockey in the army.
01:06:08The neighborhood didn't call me useless.
01:06:11I was scared of my self-respect.
01:06:17No one was scared of life in all this.
01:06:22And today,
01:06:26sitting here on the border,
01:06:33when the threat of life is hovering over my head,
01:06:36when the threat of life is hovering over my head,
01:06:40then I understand how bogus that fear was.
01:06:44And maybe this understanding comes to a person once again.
01:06:50When he lies on the bed in old age,
01:06:54his whole life goes in front of his eyes.
01:07:02And he says to himself,
01:07:05God,
01:07:09if I hadn't been scared of ghosts for my whole life,
01:07:18God, would I have lived with courage?
01:07:24God,
01:07:27would I have lived in peace?
01:07:35God,
01:07:37would I have lived in peace?
01:08:05What is he going to show to his uncle?
01:08:07No idea.
01:08:08But what is the history of both of them?
01:08:10Whatever it is,
01:08:11the fight will be very strong.
01:08:13Prashant's performance is also strong.
01:08:15Don't forget Shishir Chadda.
01:08:16God knows what he will do with Prashant.
01:08:19From all this, I feel that the world without dreams has just begun.
01:08:23By the way,
01:08:24did you book this assessment test?
01:08:26No, I am scared to listen to the test.
01:08:28Give it to me.
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