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00:00You
00:05Calling Buzz Lightyear
00:07the galaxy's greatest hero
00:10skilled courageous and ever vigilant
00:13Leaping into action Buzz Lightyear hurdles to the rescue his ongoing mission to protect the universe from the dark forces of evil
00:22These are the adventures of Buzz Lightyear on Star Command
00:30Buzz Lightyear
00:57To infinity and beyond
01:00Just put it on the tree already!
01:26Golly!
01:27That has to be the dumbest robot ever, and believe me, I know what I'm talking about.
01:30You sure have the spirit of the season, XR.
01:32I don't get this holiday stuff. I spend ten Unibucks on you, you spend ten on me.
01:36Why don't we all just keep our money?
01:37It's about the giving.
01:39Then give it all to me.
01:41You really don't get it, do you?
01:43Look around. The holiday season is the one time of year everybody is nice to everybody else.
01:48Look at the children's faces, XR.
01:50See those smiles?
01:52I don't know, there's just, there's something magical about the holiday.
01:56Mommy! Mommy! I want one of these!
02:02Huh? Call that magical?
02:04I call it attempted robot napping.
02:06Tis the season to be grabby.
02:07Ho, ho, ho.
02:09Make your holiday special for someone less fortunate.
02:13Hi, Buzz.
02:16What's with the disguise, Chief?
02:17Cover it up?
02:18Counter-intel?
02:19Undercover surveillance?
02:20No, my friend.
02:21This is how Buzz Lightyear gets in the holiday spirit.
02:24Helping fellow sentient beings in need.
02:26Whatever.
02:27I know a certain robot that needs to get in the giving spirit.
02:30Yeah, that guy over there. He won't let go of that ball.
02:32I meant you.
02:34Me?
02:35Come on, Richard.
02:37Ho, ho, ho.
02:39This is a shakedown.
02:40Ho, ho, ho.
02:41Is that Buzz Lightyear?
02:43Excuse me, please.
02:45Are you Buzz Lightyear?
02:48Ho, ho, ho.
02:49I'm Santa Claus, citizen.
02:51Ho, ho, hokey.
02:52If you want to sound jolly, you've got to push from a diaphragm.
02:56Ho, ho, ho.
02:59Good tip. Thank you.
03:00That's not why I'm here, Lightyear.
03:02Only you can help me.
03:04And you are...
03:07Santa Claus.
03:09Well, he does look like Santa Claus.
03:12Because I am Santa Claus.
03:15Okay, so you're Santa Claus.
03:18You're mocking me, aren't you?
03:19Oh, no, no.
03:20A space ranger respects all citizens.
03:22No matter how kooky they might be.
03:24Look, I've been robbed.
03:26Let me guess. Um, elf napping?
03:29Maybe there's a reindeer rustler at large.
03:32Now, rangers, let's get the facts before we make fun.
03:36You don't believe me.
03:38Well, whether I personally think you're a loon isn't really the issue, sir.
03:43Buzz, come in. It's Booster.
03:45I better take this.
03:46Go ahead, ranger.
03:47Oh, Buzz, I'm surrounded.
03:49Excuse me, Santa said I've got a ranger in need of assistance.
03:52What about me?
03:53Ranger Noble will take your statement.
03:59You're not Santa.
04:00Come on, guys.
04:02Yeah!
04:04You're not Santa.
04:05Yeah!
04:08We want the real Santa.
04:10You're not Santa.
04:14Whoa there, kiddies. No need to riot.
04:16You're not Santa either.
04:18Ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:20Why, of course I am.
04:22How can you deliver toys to every kid in the galaxy and do it all in one night?
04:25Uh, good question.
04:26You're not Santa.
04:29Hey, who wants to see me put a hole in the wall with my wrist ray?
04:33Me!
04:36So, something was stolen.
04:39But you can't tell us what.
04:41No, that's one of my secrets.
04:43Right, right, one of your Santa secrets.
04:46Ho, ho.
04:48Oh, do I have to stay here for this?
04:49You're going nowhere.
04:51So, we realized that Zurg had us surrounded.
04:53And I only had power enough in my wrist laser for one single shot.
04:57Code red.
04:58Uh-oh.
04:59Sorry, gang, gotta go.
05:00Universe on the brink of destruction.
05:01Oh, but, uh, have a happy holiday.
05:04Come on, booster.
05:07Zurg's about to make his next move.
05:09Looks like he's got a whole lot of moves.
05:11Ah, sir.
05:14The audacity.
05:15Well, what does it say?
05:16It's a list of nefarious things Zurg plans to do.
05:19Sabotage our fleet.
05:20Bust out the prisoners on PC-7.
05:22And steal my newspaper.
05:24Steal your newspaper?
05:30Well, it looks like we scared him off.
05:32Unless he shows up in the next three seconds.
05:43Bone rocks!
05:44How did he do that?
05:45We gotta get 42 repaired and pronto.
05:47He's gonna hit the prison next.
05:52No way he's getting in here.
05:56Yeah, I'd say even Zurg's gonna have trouble.
06:11At least my paper's still there.
06:17Good morning.
06:35I love it when they light the tree.
06:38Admit it, XR.
06:39This is pretty great.
06:40Absolutely.
06:41Nothing I like better than formally celebrating a string of humiliating defeats.
06:46How can Zurg be winning?
06:47Evil never wins.
06:49Lightyear!
06:50You are one hard ranger to find.
06:52Now look, I don't have time for your I'm Santa Claus routine.
06:56And I don't have time to keep chasing after you.
06:58I need your help.
06:59Oh, yeah.
07:00He needs help.
07:01All right.
07:02Bye, Buzz.
07:03Bye, Mr. Claus.
07:05I thought he looked like Santa.
07:07Is he really Santa?
07:09Well, he thinks he is, which is why we should move away quickly and quietly.
07:13Happy holiday, Buzz.
07:14You too, guy who thinks he's Santa.
07:17How come nobody believes anymore?
07:21Well, speaking for myself, I stopped believing when I was nine.
07:24I remember.
07:25You wanted a retro rocket racer with real flashing lights.
07:28And a working laser.
07:29Right.
07:30And when you didn't get it, you stopped believing in Santa.
07:33Well, it's the coolest toy ever.
07:34Yeah?
07:35So?
07:36You think I'm gonna give a working laser to a nine-year-old?
07:38Why not?
07:39Why not?
07:40Why don't you ask your cat, Fluffy?
07:42Fluffy.
07:43Fluffy.
07:54Nobody knew about the Fluffy incident.
07:56It made my list.
07:58Not a nice list.
08:00Bingo.
08:01Yeah, but I'm a good boy now.
08:02That's why I thought you'd help me.
08:04I would love to help you.
08:05But even now, the evil Emperor Zurg is poised to strike another.
08:08Another evil blow against Star Command.
08:10Big whoop.
08:11You take that back.
08:12I'm afraid Zurg's going to go for something far bigger than Star Command.
08:18What's bigger than Star Command?
08:21Oh, critters.
08:34He did it.
08:35Zurg actually did it.
08:43Lightyear here.
08:44Buzz, we've got a crisis on our hands.
08:46Pantgea has been hit.
08:48And Joanne.
08:49And Rhizo.
08:50Zurg's hit every planet in the Galactic Alliance.
08:53Any trace of the holiday's vanished.
08:55That fiend.
08:56Now you get it.
08:57This is the ultimate evil.
08:59He's taken away the one thing that brings all of us together.
09:03The one thing that always gives us hope.
09:07All right, Santa.
09:08Let's save our holiday.
09:13So it was about three days ago.
09:15I was out at the reindeer games when number one on the naughty list came calling.
09:20Zurg?
09:21Yep.
09:22And he stole the Chronal Disruptor.
09:25It stops time.
09:27So that's how you can deliver all those gifts in one night.
09:31And with time frozen, I could actually enjoy all the cookies and milk.
09:35Well, we're here.
09:38Where?
09:39North Polaris.
09:42North Polaris.
10:13Santa's workshop.
10:15And if you ever tell anyone where it is,
10:17you'll never get anything from me but socks and underwear.
10:20I brought a friend.
10:23Oh.
10:25Buzz Lightyear.
10:27Hey, LGMs.
10:29L-G-Ns.
10:30Correction, it's LGMs and they work for Star Command.
10:34Some of us work for you.
10:36Some of us work for Santa.
10:38Some of us work for Santa.
10:45They're my toy makers.
10:49And we designed and built the Chronal Disruptor.
10:56The Chronal Disruptor was one of a kind,
10:59but we've done it again.
11:01That's great.
11:02Project Build-A-New Time Stopper has entered its final phase.
11:06When can I have it?
11:07In exactly one week.
11:09We don't have a week.
11:11I've got to deliver those gifts tomorrow night.
11:14Oh, right.
11:16How did you make your deliveries before you could stop time?
11:25The Hyperspeed Accelerator.
11:28You're not attaching that monstrosity to my ship again.
11:31I'm too old for all that jetting around.
11:34That thing's too fast and too risky.
11:37Fast, risky. I like it.
11:39I want this thing on my back.
11:43You got it, Buzz. Mira out.
11:45That was Buzz.
11:46Did he say where he's been?
11:47Nope. He just said we should meet him at Tradeworld.
11:55Hello, Rangers.
11:56Buzz.
11:57Hey, Buzz.
11:58Uh, Buzz, isn't that the guy who thinks he's...
12:02Santa Claus. That's right, XR.
12:04Team Lightyear, I'd like you to meet Santa Claus.
12:07I knew it was him.
12:09Whoa, whoa, whoa. B-B-Buzz, um, really, I...
12:12Oh, enough jabbering.
12:14We got to get this place decorated.
12:16Let's deck those halls, people.
12:17Isn't he supposed to be jolly?
12:19He is. Intermittently.
12:21Good people of the Galactic Alliance.
12:24I'm here on Tradeworld to report to you
12:27that our holiday is alive and well.
12:29This is going to be the biggest, brightest holiday ever,
12:32and Zurg is powerless to stop it.
12:34Powerless? I'm not powerless.
12:36He's powerless. He's less than powerless.
12:38I'm rubber. He's glue.
12:40Set our course for Tradeworld.
12:45When Zurg's ship appears,
12:46I want you guys to go after it with all you got.
12:48But that hasn't worked before.
12:50And it's not going to work now,
12:51but it'll make him think we don't have anything else to throw at him.
12:54Do we have anything else to throw at him?
12:56We got this.
12:57The hyperspeed accelerator.
12:58This baby's fast enough to fly between microseconds.
13:01It won't be easy, Buzz.
13:03You have to launch at the exact moment that Zurg stops time.
13:06The dreadnought is just after the atmosphere.
13:12Oh, a trap.
13:13Oh, you shouldn't have.
13:14I love traps.
13:16So, what now?
13:17Oh, I know. I'll give up.
13:20Like that's going to happen.
13:24He's about to stop time.
13:26Get ready.
13:27You've only got one shot at this.
13:33Well, tis the season to give.
13:36And I like to give till it hurts.
13:42Like you.
13:44You buffoon.
13:45I control time.
13:47How could you possibly fly fast enough to catch me?
13:52With a hyperspeed accelerator.
13:54I'd say the yuletide is turned.
14:25All right.
14:49You're so worried about your precious holiday
14:52that you've lost your edge.
14:53That's where you're wrong, Zurg.
14:55The holiday gives me my edge.
14:57It keeps me frosty, so to speak.
15:14I'll send you home for the holidays.
15:16Go for it, rocket boy.
15:23Go.
15:49Oh, craters.
15:50There they are. Come on.
15:52I guess that's it, Zurg.
15:53I guess that's it, Zurg.
15:55It's never it, like you.
16:01You haven't won, like you.
16:04Oh, no.
16:05You can't stop time anymore, Zurg.
16:07Yes, but neither can Santa.
16:09The hyperspeed accelerator.
16:11It doesn't look so good, either.
16:13So, you can't fly fast.
16:16You can't stop time.
16:17You can't deliver those gifts
16:19to all those good little boys and girls.
16:21Just imagine.
16:22All those sad children.
16:24Children who won't believe in Santa
16:27or the holiday.
16:30They may just lose faith
16:31in all that is good and right in this universe.
16:34Okay, so maybe Zurg did win this one.
16:36You better believe it.
16:43Bad.
16:45Very bad.
16:47My delivery record's been perfect.
16:49I've never missed a holiday.
16:51You won't this year.
16:53There must be a why.
16:54It's...
16:55It's...
16:56It's just about the coolest thing I've ever seen.
17:00Um...
17:01Yeah.
17:05Oh, before the chrono time stopping,
17:08whatever it is,
17:09you used that engine thing.
17:11Yes, the currently busted engine thing.
17:13So, what did you use before that?
17:15Oh, forget it.
17:16The old way will never work.
17:18We'll make it work.
17:23Here it is.
17:24My old sleigh.
17:26Okay, you know what?
17:27That's the coolest thing ever.
17:29Yeah.
17:32Oh, yeah.
17:34Sweet.
17:35What's she run on?
17:37Crystallic fusion?
17:38No.
17:39Fossil fuel?
17:40No.
17:41Fusion? Fossil fuel?
17:42Come on, Buzz.
17:43You're way off.
17:44It runs on candy canes and warm wishes.
17:46Close.
17:47It's powered by belief.
17:49Always?
17:50Sure.
17:51Belief in the holiday.
17:52Belief in Santa Claus.
17:54I know, I believe.
17:56Hey.
18:00And I believe.
18:05I believe 110%.
18:10Not bad.
18:11Guess you're back in business, Santa.
18:13Not quite.
18:14Can't make the trip unless the old girl's at full capacity.
18:18Somebody doesn't believe.
18:21What are you looking at me for?
18:23Okay, guys, I told you.
18:25I just don't get this holiday.
18:26I can't just flick a switch and believe, huh?
18:28And why not?
18:29You're a robot.
18:30You're full of switches.
18:32Mira, that's not how belief works.
18:33X.R. has to decide for himself to believe in the holiday.
18:37X.R. believe, and that's an order.
18:39The trouble is, well, X.R. does believe.
18:42Do not.
18:43He just won't admit it.
18:44Not to us, not even to himself.
18:46Look, Slim, if I believed, don't you think I'd know it?
18:49I know it, and that's all that matters.
18:51Really?
18:52Okay, smart guy, how do you know?
18:53Because I'm Santa Claus.
18:56Oh, yeah?
18:57Prove it.
18:58Buzz, how's the gauge?
19:00Almost full.
19:01That's not me doing that.
19:03Can I tell you a secret?
19:04You actually believe more than anybody here.
19:11Way to go, X.R.
19:12I'm not doing anything.
19:15It's you, isn't it?
19:16Some kind of Santa trick.
19:17So, you do believe I'm Santa.
19:20No, I do not.
19:22Oh, you're a wily one.
19:24That's how I stay one step ahead of the competition.
19:27And believe me, that tooth fairy's giving me a run for my money.
19:34Let's move, people.
19:36We got us a holiday to send.
19:42Ho-ho-ho-ho!
20:12Ho-ho-ho-ho!
20:36I raise my mug of hot cocoa
20:38to toast the best helpers a Santa could ask for.
20:41Happy holidays, Santa.
20:43Yay!
20:45Yay!
20:46Wait a second, where's X.R.?
20:48He had something special he wanted to do.
20:53Mommy, Mommy, Santa gave me just what I wanted.
20:56Man, I don't believe this.
20:58Oh, you gotta believe, kid.
21:00Trust me, you've got to believe.
21:08Ho-ho-ho-ho!
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