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Daad Na Denay Walon Par Dr.Shaheer ka Shayeri Say Attack
Daad Na Denay Walon Par Dr.Shaheer ka Shayeri Say Attack
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00:00Welcome back, viewers.
00:02Dr. Tahir Shaheer is present among us.
00:05We didn't ask for our reports. This is not possible.
00:09Okay, your report has come.
00:13He is saying it medically. You are saying it in Malayalam.
00:19Doctor, you are writing something naughty these days.
00:22I keep an eye on you, but before that I thought
00:25I keep an eye on you, but before that I thought
00:28I should pray for those who don't praise me.
00:33Yes, Doctor.
00:34May God bless you with a journey in the sun.
00:39The one who is not praising me.
00:40May God bless you with a journey in the sun.
00:44May no shadowy tree fall in your path.
00:49May God bless you with a car that is stolen.
00:52Wow!
00:54May God bless you with a car that is stolen.
00:57May you face a lot of trouble at the police station.
01:01May your shoulder be frozen.
01:05May your shoulder be frozen.
01:08The one who gets hit by heavy blows,
01:12may God prevent everyone from telling that why it happened.
01:18May God prevent everyone from telling that why it happened.
01:20I pray to God that you get beaten up by Khwaja Asra.
01:23Wow. Wow. Wow.
01:27I pray to God that you get beaten up by Khwaja Asra.
01:29Doctor, we are giving you a reward.
01:31If we don't give you a reward,
01:32everyone will be after us.
01:36No. No. We don't bow down to our teacher.
01:42A couple of lines from the poem.
01:44If you get a chance, it's not bound by the rules.
01:47Wow. Wow. If you get a chance,
01:49it's not bound by the rules.
01:52If you get a chance, it's not bound by the rules.
01:55Wow. Wow.
01:57The good nature of Europe and its people
02:01is not known from the inside, but not from the outside.
02:04Wow.
02:07And now you will decide for whom it can be said.
02:09He said this to him.
02:12He said this to him.
02:15Take me as your son.
02:17Wow. Wow.
02:19He said this to him.
02:20He said this to him.
02:22Take me as your son.
02:24He said, that chimpanzee is not my son.
02:31Those who sleep for six hours and run around freshly.
02:35I don't sleep for 15 hours and don't lock the door.
02:38Wow. Wow.
02:40I don't like all the hotels.
02:45I don't even lock such a big case properly.
02:49Wow. Wow.
02:52Very good.
02:54I would like to make a request, Janu.
02:55The people who go to good hotels,
02:58there are 12-15 towels lying there.
03:00The thick towels which they think are not being used
03:03are the floor towels on which they stand and use their feet.
03:06Okay. Like you said,
03:09when you go to a hotel room, there are 12-15 towels lying there.
03:12I have a bad news for you.
03:15Even in the biggest rooms, there are four towels.
03:19I think he has dropped them in the laundry room.
03:23You think I am a chimpanzee?
03:26I don't like all the hotels.
03:30I don't even lock such a big case properly.
03:33And then she says,
03:35that she doesn't have time all the time.
03:38Wow.
03:39Then she says, that she doesn't have time all the time.
03:43She doesn't like a suit even after running for six hours.
03:46Wow. Wow.
03:48Wow. Wow.
03:51Sir, very good. Very good.
03:54The fact record says that whenever Tahir Shahid comes on our show,
03:58he becomes a poet in the audience.
04:00Let's go to the audience.
04:01Greetings.
04:02My name is Hafiz Muhammad.
04:05Yes, Hafiz.
04:05May God grant me a flower that doesn't wither.
04:12Amen.
04:13The flowers that have bloomed here, have bloomed for centuries.
04:17May Khizan not have the courage to pass through here.
04:20Wow.
04:20May there be heavy rains here.
04:24Wow.
04:24May there be no ruins of stones.
04:27Amen.
04:28May there be no crime in my country.
04:33May there be no life in danger.
04:34Wow.
04:35May there be no sorrow in my country.
04:38Amen.
04:39And may its beauty not be a worry.
04:42Amen.
04:43May there be no crime in my country.
04:47May there be no life in danger.
04:49Sir, amen.
04:49Amen.
04:50Amen.
04:51Very good.
04:52Amen.
04:52Very good.
04:53Amen.
04:53Sir, this is the voice of all of us.
04:56Amen.
04:56Please show this girl on the screen who has come on our show today.
05:00Why?
05:00Why, sir?
05:01Because people don't believe that there are fairies.
05:03Wow.
05:08Greetings, sir.
05:08Greetings.
05:09Greetings.
05:10I am Dr. Arzu.
05:11We also have an Arzu, but she is a patient.
05:16She doesn't look like a patient at all.
05:18Yes, Dr. Arzu.
05:20Yes, Mr. Haroon.
05:22Did you get to know that he is mad?
05:27Sir, what do you mean by mental patient?
05:29Is schizophrenia a mental disorder?
05:30Of course, it is.
05:31Okay. Okay. Sorry.
05:32It's not schizophrenia, it's schizophrenia.
05:33It's schizophrenia.
05:35Agha sir and Salim sir look like schizophrenia.
05:42Today, I have packed a paratha for your invitation.
05:46Wow.
05:47You scoundrel, you have packed two and a half parathas.
05:53Doctor, I am sorry.
05:54We are just like this.
05:56Yes, you tell us.
05:57Don't judge.
05:58No one is yours to judge.
06:01Wow.
06:02There is never a face in the mirror for a long time.
06:06Wow.
06:07Always keep a distance when meeting elders.
06:11Yes, I met the sea, but I didn't keep the sea.
06:14Wow.
06:16Very nice.
06:17Very nice.
06:18Very nice.
06:19Always keep your eyes open.
06:23Always keep your eyes open.
06:26Always keep the mirror facing you.
06:29Wow.
06:30To stay alive is a form of worship.
06:33Always keep the desire to stay alive.
06:36Wow.
06:36Very nice.
06:37Wow.
06:39Wow.
06:40Wow.
06:41Dr. Arzoo, if you were a doctor,
06:44you would have called a patient to see him.
06:47What would you say to a patient
06:50who is suffering from a heart attack?
06:51I wouldn't say anything.
06:53I would try to relax him.
06:55Because a heart patient's situation is such
06:58that doctors don't know what is going on in his system.
07:03Right.
07:03That's why I would try to relax him.
07:07That's why I would try to relax him.
07:10Since then, I have been trying to make him remember God.
07:13Wow.
07:14Very nice.
07:15Very nice.
07:16Very nice.
07:17She said that she had a heart attack.
07:19Okay.
07:19The doctor asked her what was going on.
07:20She said that her heart was beating fast.
07:22She said that she was going to die of love.
07:27What did the doctor say to her when she had a heart attack?
07:30He wrote a prescription.
07:31It said,
07:32who is more afraid of death?
07:34Yes.
07:34Today it's your turn, tomorrow it's our turn.
07:36Yes.
07:37Mr. Sareem had a heart problem.
07:39He asked what was wrong with his arm.
07:40He said that his arm was very weak.
07:42He had a clot, but it came out of the ECG.
07:48Yes, sir.
07:49Greetings.
07:50Greetings.
07:52To all the audience,
07:54I would like to debut a song
07:58of a world-famous singer from Pakistan.
08:02Are you talking about Madam Noor Jehan?
08:04Yes.
08:04Wow.
08:05Very nice.
08:06Wow.
08:06Very nice.
08:35Wow.
08:37Wow.
08:38Very nice.
08:39Confident.
08:40Noor Jehan has been sick for 100 years
08:43but still she can sing.
08:45She has been threatened by you.
08:48There's no one like him.
08:49Wow.
08:50And you sing at home.
08:53She tells you that your dad is angry.
08:59Not just at home,
09:00she also greets you before you get married.
09:02She greets you before she gets married.
09:03And then she says,