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00:00:00Boy, when my teacher in school said I'd never amount to anything, wow, was she wrong.
00:00:27Here I am, climbing the ladder of success, and I didn't need all that math and geography,
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00:00:36There's plenty to be said for being a window washer.
00:00:41It's a healthy outdoor job.
00:00:44You get to see how different people live.
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00:00:49Oh, hello there, you happen to be in luck today.
00:00:58I've got big ideas about making films, I have lots of stories that can make terrific, exciting
00:01:02action pictures.
00:01:03Hey, what do you think, huh?
00:02:04I've seen of your films, they're bad, you ought to know how to handle women.
00:02:24Yes, you may be right.
00:02:25Women are a piece of shit.
00:02:26Please, come on, have a seat.
00:02:27Boy, have I got stories for you.
00:02:28Cutie Pie.
00:02:29Oh, come on.
00:02:30Cutie Pie's my name.
00:02:32Oh, I thought you were being fresh.
00:02:37Help yourself.
00:02:38Don't mind if I do.
00:02:39You know, I've discovered many stars.
00:02:42Listen, I'm no dummy in this business.
00:02:53I really know my way around.
00:02:55I guess you know a lot, boss.
00:02:56You know, I bet my stories would certainly be really something solid and very unusual.
00:03:00They have variety, suspense, and plenty of women.
00:03:03You know the six-day bike races, that real hot action?
00:03:06Races?
00:03:07Are you screwy?
00:03:08No.
00:03:09Attention, please.
00:03:10Late arrival passengers on train.
00:03:11327 from London are now clearing the baggage area.
00:03:38Flight 320 to New York, now boarding gate 21.
00:03:48Mr. Kane?
00:03:51Yes?
00:03:52I'll be your hostess during your stay in Zurich.
00:03:53Oh, no, it's okay, I'll manage.
00:03:54Okay, it's a wish.
00:03:55Thank you anyway.
00:03:56And now, how's the weather been?
00:03:57Perfect, as always.
00:03:58You're the prettiest hostess I've ever seen.
00:03:59Here's our car.
00:04:00We're going to the sports palace.
00:04:01So fast?
00:04:02I'd hoped we could get to know each other a bit first.
00:04:03I'll be yours six days and nights.
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00:05:48It's simple and direct.
00:05:50How about forgetting the whole bike race?
00:05:53Look, there, that's the sports arena where you race.
00:05:56That's the main building over there.
00:05:58Well, I'll race and win just for you.
00:06:00That'll be wonderful.
00:06:01If you win, you'll have a nice surprise.
00:06:19Oh, yeah.
00:06:31Those bike racers really have a terrific life.
00:06:33Make great money, get lots of girls just waiting for them.
00:06:37You should see what goes on between races.
00:06:40My job there as a masseur really let me see lots of action.
00:06:44I'm sure you can make an exciting movie about all the wild goings-on in the locker rooms.
00:06:49I think my riding would be faster if I had a bit more oil.
00:06:52You're in good shape. You shouldn't need oil to ride.
00:06:55I'm talking about bike riding.
00:07:00Oh, boy, am I thirsty. Thanks.
00:07:06I'm going to give you a terrific massage.
00:07:09I bet you'd rather have that pretty little blonde, Vera, work you over.
00:07:14Everyone at the arena's already had her. She's good. Sensational, even.
00:07:18How's that, chap?
00:07:20She looks so innocent.
00:07:21That's a good one.
00:07:22Oh, but not Vera. I can't believe that.
00:07:23Hmm, you're naive.
00:07:27It's just a lot of talk.
00:07:29I'm talking from first-hand experience.
00:07:40Hi, Charlie. Are you in condition?
00:07:43Hi, Vera. Go play with yourself.
00:07:46So you're throwing me over for a woman?
00:07:48Did you like the race, Vera?
00:07:50It was really great, wasn't it, eh?
00:07:52You were terrific. It got me so excited.
00:07:55Why don't you make yourself comfortable?
00:07:57I'd rather make you.
00:07:59Oh, fine.
00:08:02You're very sexy, and I'm going to show you how the Swiss do it.
00:08:06Oh?
00:08:08I wonder if you know how to ride in bed as well as you ride your bike.
00:08:13Last month, the wrestlers were at this arena,
00:08:16and boy, do they know how to wrestle in bed.
00:08:20I guess so.
00:08:22Oh, I've got to tell you something.
00:08:24I've been to the place where I was last night.
00:08:27And boy, do they know how to wrestle in bed.
00:08:34Bike riders are better than wrestlers.
00:08:38Well, you've got yourself a great shape yourself, honey.
00:08:50The kind of movie ideas I can give you about athletes
00:08:53and the kind of girls that hang around them
00:08:55would sell lots of tickets.
00:08:57Those girls are really hungry types.
00:09:25They get turned on by sweat and locker room talk.
00:09:28I bet some of them would even act in your films.
00:09:55Of course I'll sign it.
00:10:07You realize that you will make good money?
00:10:09Thank you, Mr. Jones.
00:10:10Please use this.
00:10:18Oh, boy.
00:10:22Let's celebrate with some champagne.
00:10:24You'll see, my ideas will certainly be successful.
00:10:26It's not so easy to do, you know.
00:10:27Success doesn't come just like that.
00:10:28Your ideas need shaping up.
00:10:30To you, boss. Good luck.
00:10:31And to better movies than ever.
00:10:33You said it, boss. Drink up.
00:10:38Well, let's begin.
00:10:41I'd like to hear some of your exciting stories.
00:10:44Tell me one that you think has good possibilities.
00:10:46Okay, let's see.
00:10:47I have been working as a window washer
00:10:49and had lots of chances to observe the girls in society.
00:10:51Really?
00:10:52Big business girls.
00:10:54It's unbelievable, those adventures.
00:10:57I remember one day,
00:10:59I was on a regular window cleaning job
00:11:01and I had to climb up to a high floor.
00:11:04Well, in that business,
00:11:05you never know what you're liable to see.
00:11:08And I'm always a very observant guy,
00:11:11no matter where I am or what work I'm doing.
00:11:16Nothing escapes my attention.
00:11:19One day, I'm sure I'll be a terrific writer for movies.
00:11:24And when I meet beautiful women,
00:11:26they seem to fall for me right away.
00:11:29I just have to whistle a tune and they dance to it.
00:11:33Women, women, women.
00:11:35I got to have them all.
00:11:37All shapes, all sizes, all colors.
00:11:40That's why I change jobs so often,
00:11:42so I get a really great variety around.
00:11:46Anyway, when I looked through the window,
00:11:48I saw this beautiful, sexy girl.
00:11:53She was taking a bath.
00:11:56I'd had a bath that morning,
00:11:57but seeing her made it mighty tempting to have another one.
00:12:02I wouldn't say I'm an oversexed person,
00:12:04but I do have a healthy appetite.
00:12:07When such a gorgeous girl is standing in front of me all nude,
00:12:11I got to have her.
00:12:18Hi.
00:12:42Hi there, cutie.
00:12:45You?
00:12:47You mean you want me?
00:12:49I don't see anybody else there.
00:12:51Come on in, good-looking.
00:12:56I went in, of course,
00:12:58and without any useless conversation,
00:13:00I undressed and she got into bed.
00:13:03Of course, I'm used to that,
00:13:05since when women see my body,
00:13:07they get anxious to sleep with me.
00:13:11I let her watch me undress
00:13:13and could see in her eyes just how badly she wanted me.
00:13:18Mind you, I'd had sex an hour before with a secretary,
00:13:22but I don't like to disappoint hungry women.
00:13:43Come on.
00:14:09Open the door.
00:14:12Open up. I got a court order.
00:14:14Better let him in. It's the third time this week he's come.
00:14:17Okay with me.
00:14:20You better go hide someplace.
00:14:22You want me back outside washing the windows?
00:14:24No, it's better under the bed.
00:14:27There's not enough room here.
00:14:29Damn it. Go in the closet, fast.
00:14:32Do you think it's big enough?
00:14:36Your attitude is outrageous.
00:14:38It's an insult to keep me standing out here in the hall.
00:14:41If you don't let me in there immediately, miss,
00:14:44I'll have to get a judge to issue a warrant for your arrest.
00:14:49Open up. I know you're in there.
00:14:53Just a minute. Hold your horses.
00:14:56Come in.
00:14:58It's about time, lady.
00:15:00I was taking my beauty bath. Just who the heck are you?
00:15:03You must know who I am.
00:15:05Your fur coat bill hasn't been settled. I've got my duties to do.
00:15:08You recently acquired a mink coat and I've ignored the bill sent to you.
00:15:11I'm here because the judgment has been issued by the court.
00:15:13Miss, I've no choice. Give me the mink.
00:15:15Shit. Don't talk to me about that rotten, moth-eating coat and mink.
00:15:19You're joking. Anyway, there's no coat here.
00:15:21See, a court order means nothing.
00:15:25My orders are to seize anything of value.
00:15:28I ain't got anything.
00:15:30There must be something here I can impound.
00:15:32I bet there's stuff in this closet that's worth some money.
00:15:35Would you kindly open the closet door, miss?
00:15:38Well, that closet's got nothing in it except a man. He's nude.
00:15:41You must think me an idiot.
00:15:43There's no clothing in this place, not even a dress.
00:15:45There must be something in the closet.
00:15:47Unless you go around nude all the time.
00:15:49I'll write it down in my report.
00:15:51Refuse to cooperate.
00:15:54I'll look around. I might see something.
00:15:57Ah, there's a solution to my problem.
00:16:00That radio must be worth something.
00:16:03You have an excuse for this, too, huh?
00:16:06What have you to say?
00:16:07If you take that radio, I won't be able to rehearse.
00:16:09Rehearse? What kind of work do you do?
00:16:11I'm a go-go girl.
00:16:12Ah, a shady profession, I see. I was sure of that.
00:16:15Take a seat. I'm an exotic dancer. I'll show you.
00:16:18Okay, let's see.
00:16:22My little inspector.
00:16:31It's obvious you've got a talent.
00:16:34Not bad at all.
00:16:37Don't you catch colds like that?
00:16:40Oh, wow.
00:16:46I can see that you need a radio in order to rehearse.
00:16:50So that's exotic.
00:16:52What class.
00:17:01What's this?
00:17:03You go and look at that magazine while I'm dancing.
00:17:06What an insolence.
00:17:08You seem to forget I'm here in an official capacity.
00:17:11I'm just looking to see if this has monetary value.
00:17:14If it does, I'll have to impound it.
00:17:20My high morality makes me strong and abstaining from corruption.
00:17:24But when I see a loose end,
00:17:26My high morality makes me strong and abstaining from corruption.
00:17:29But when I see a loose girl like you, I get all mixed up.
00:17:33I must remember I'm here on official business.
00:17:37It's tempting, I admit, to give in to my desires.
00:17:43I'd like to forget my official position and to...
00:17:47Oh, these pictures give me ideas.
00:17:51Oh, you're exciting.
00:17:57I mustn't give in to my mad passion.
00:18:04Don't you want me big-shot, Bishop?
00:18:10I've got an idea of what I might impound that may be worth money.
00:18:14That mattress of yours, if it's in first-class condition,
00:18:17Oh, with foam rubber filling, good and comfortable,
00:18:20I just might satisfy the judgment against you.
00:18:23I just might satisfy the judgment against you. I'll mark...
00:18:26Are you kidding? This mattress is worn out. You couldn't get a dime for it.
00:18:29It's my job to see for myself the value it has.
00:18:33I'm the one who has to determine the exact situation here.
00:18:37No question at all. I just might inspect it.
00:18:39No question at all. I'm not going to budge from here.
00:18:42This is no game.
00:18:44I got to inspect it. That's all.
00:18:47I see I have only one solution.
00:18:49I must do my duty. It's official business. That's final.
00:18:53It's official business.
00:19:24What's going on here? What's the meaning of this outrage?
00:19:27You have some nerve. What are you doing with my sales?
00:19:29He has some nerve. You're the one who has nerve.
00:19:31And you, why are you standing there, half-mude, you dirty, malicious old man?
00:19:34I'm doing my duty, you idiot.
00:19:36You just get out of here.
00:19:37I'm here on official business.
00:19:39I've got a good mind to report you to the authority.
00:19:41I'm a respectable public official. You're nobody.
00:19:43My taxes pay me well.
00:19:44Don't make me laugh. You're fired.
00:19:46I could have you arrested for trying to corrupt the public official...
00:19:48You just try to do that. I'll charge you with that.
00:19:51I'll get you both for this.
00:19:53Such low-class people. It's beneath my indignity.
00:19:56She has a rotten straw mattress and yet buys a fur coat.
00:19:59I've never been so humiliated in my life.
00:20:01And I was only trying to help the girl.
00:20:03Now I'll have to have her arrested.
00:20:05Oh, shut up, you old fool. There's no fool like an old fool.
00:20:08Who are they to laugh at me? A public official.
00:20:1025 years loyal service.
00:20:12You're the fool. I'll get my lawyers.
00:20:14You'll be sorry, you degenerates.
00:20:16You forget I'm a loyal public official.
00:20:18Good riddance to bad rubbish.
00:20:23Well, he won't bother you again.
00:20:26I sure scared him.
00:20:29Is this a first-quality mattress?
00:20:49I'll get even with those bombs.
00:20:55I hope you could use this story. It should make a great hit.
00:20:58Just about anyone can find it amusing.
00:21:01I'm sure it will be. Marvellous.
00:21:03Cheers.
00:21:07She was lots of laughs.
00:21:09Then she made a suggestion about boozing and dancing in bars and clubs.
00:21:12That was a great success. All the girls there wanted to dance.
00:21:15It was sensational, eight girls and one guy.
00:21:17I'd say that was the greatest gangbang I ever joined.
00:21:20Another great job I had was operating slay rentals in the country.
00:21:45Is your dad going to come here?
00:22:11I hope so, because otherwise she'll hang around with us all the time.
00:22:14She's cute.
00:22:16I think so too. She's very nice and sexy also.
00:22:18I should say so.
00:22:20This situation is really ideal. Two beauties and one guy. It's great.
00:22:22And you think it's morally okay?
00:22:24Oh, don't start those mind-boggling questions.
00:22:26You know I can't resist your sex appeal in manly ways.
00:22:28Well, I'm certain something is true.
00:22:30Women spoiler.
00:22:32Well, women need it, so I'm willing to supply it.
00:22:44I like all the snow, but it's so cold.
00:22:46You should kiss me to warm me up a bit.
00:22:48Later, when we get to the house.
00:22:50Why are you so stingy with your kisses?
00:22:52I have to save some for Ilona.
00:22:54What if your father comes?
00:22:56Don't be pessimistic.
00:22:58I like all the snow, but it's so cold.
00:23:00You should kiss me to warm me up a bit.
00:23:02Later, when we get to the house.
00:23:04Why are you so stingy with your kisses?
00:23:06I have to save some for Ilona.
00:23:08What if your father comes?
00:23:10Don't be pessimistic.
00:23:28Oh!
00:23:30Hold it.
00:23:32Here we are.
00:23:42Giddy up.
00:23:44Giddy up there.
00:23:58I got six.
00:24:00Three up.
00:24:02I'm sure you'll lose.
00:24:04Me again. I always lose.
00:24:06Your loss is my gain.
00:24:08Show us your tits, honey.
00:24:10Hey, that's quality.
00:24:12How about you, bunny?
00:24:14You're supposed to be my date.
00:24:16I can handle two.
00:24:18But can you handle four tits?
00:24:20You just try me.
00:24:22Five. What do you got?
00:24:24One.
00:24:26You love losing, Ilona.
00:24:28It's a convenient excuse to get undressed.
00:24:30Any excuse is okay. I don't mind.
00:24:32Take off your panties.
00:24:34Don't worry about catching a cold.
00:24:36I'll warm you up fast enough.
00:24:38And what about me?
00:24:40Have patience. Unlucky in cards, lucky in love.
00:24:42Your wish is my desire.
00:24:44You two women are lucky to have a stud like me.
00:24:46It's your modesty that I like best.
00:24:48I only hope Ilona and I can satisfy
00:24:50another sexy man like you.
00:24:52Don't be sarcastic.
00:24:54He seems to have arranged to get us undressed.
00:24:56This time it's me.
00:24:58Oh, boy. More tits.
00:25:00This is really a great game.
00:25:02If I lose, I also win.
00:25:04And if you win, you don't lose.
00:25:06You're the lucky one. You get me.
00:25:08When you're right, you're right. I'm lucky to get any man.
00:25:10It'd be interesting. If you had three tits, then I'd see five.
00:25:12I wish I had a dollar for every time I took off my blouse.
00:25:14You'd be a millionaire.
00:25:16Let's continue.
00:25:18You're right. I got seven.
00:25:20And me one. Four.
00:25:22Oh, excuse that.
00:25:24And so?
00:25:26Your seven finished you.
00:25:28Now you'll see a sight.
00:25:30A sight for sore eyes.
00:25:32My tits drive women crazy. Let's play.
00:25:34Five.
00:25:36Four.
00:25:38Two.
00:25:40More than one and she loses.
00:25:42Open up.
00:25:44Oh, I lost again.
00:25:46And what happens if Ernest comes now?
00:25:48He's too old to come now or anytime.
00:25:50But he does show up at the most unexpected moments.
00:25:52Isn't that so, honey?
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:56But we're a liberal-minded family, so he'd just join in the fun.
00:25:58That's Ernest.
00:26:00Here's to you.
00:26:02Just when it's getting interesting.
00:26:04Hello, Ernest. Where are you?
00:26:06I can't get away.
00:26:08I still have a great deal of work to do in my office.
00:26:10Sorry, but that's the situation.
00:26:12You don't know how hard it's been
00:26:14to try and find a decent secretary.
00:26:16I absolutely must get a bright girl who can help me file
00:26:18and who knows shorthand
00:26:20and is a fast typist also.
00:26:22Not at all.
00:26:24I thought I'd get an attack.
00:26:26I'm so damn bored in this mess.
00:26:28Um, yeah.
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:32I see. Yeah.
00:26:34Please. Oh, don't do that.
00:26:36I beg you, just stay there.
00:26:38Please be reasonable and enjoy yourself.
00:26:40How are the children doing? How's little Bunny doing?
00:26:42Oh, yeah. Who's getting who?
00:26:44The children are playing.
00:26:46Hello.
00:26:48Fine.
00:26:54Oh, fine. Just enjoy the country.
00:26:58Yes, darling.
00:27:02Yes, I'll do that.
00:27:04Sure.
00:27:08But certainly.
00:27:10What's he doing?
00:27:12Telling her some crap about working late at the office?
00:27:14More work at the office?
00:27:16You believe that?
00:27:18You're kidding.
00:27:20Six. Six.
00:27:22Half a dozen.
00:27:40Now place your hands horizontally.
00:27:42Balance them, big shot.
00:27:44Don't be nervous.
00:27:46You're kidding. It's a breeze.
00:27:48Now be steady.
00:27:50Don't drop these.
00:27:52It's easy for me.
00:27:54There's nothing to it.
00:27:58Okay, honey. Come on. Let's go.
00:28:02Hey.
00:28:04Hey.
00:28:06What about me?
00:28:08You've got your hands full.
00:28:10What about me, girls?
00:28:24Now I'm going to see how to get rid of these glasses.
00:28:26This trick has a solution.
00:28:40Ah.
00:28:54Nothing is too hard for me.
00:29:06Ilona, your trick didn't work.
00:29:08I'm here.
00:29:10And I'm hot and I'm horny.
00:29:12Oh, pussycat, I'm waiting.
00:29:38I'm here.
00:30:08I'm here.
00:30:38I'm here.
00:31:08I'm here.
00:31:38I'm here.
00:32:08Oh.
00:32:30Oh.
00:32:32Oh.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:44Oh.
00:32:48Oh.
00:33:08Oh.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:18Oh.
00:33:20Oh.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:42Oh.
00:33:44Oh.
00:33:50Oh.
00:34:08Oh.
00:34:10Oh.
00:34:12Oh.
00:34:14Oh.
00:34:16Oh.
00:34:18What a waste that is.
00:34:48You two beauties all hot and sexy and me a great super stud standing around ready willing
00:34:52and able.
00:34:53Super stud?
00:34:54Where?
00:34:55You want him, Luna?
00:34:56Only if he's good.
00:34:58Good?
00:34:59When I get through with you two, you won't need any men for two years.
00:35:02Forget the promotional sale talk.
00:35:04Prove it.
00:36:05They're special, those girls.
00:36:28You should see how they managed to set that man on fire.
00:36:31I saw a lot of goings on in the country.
00:36:33Believe it.
00:36:34Wild girls were just about everywhere.
00:36:36I had 23 of them.
00:36:37Oh boy, that place sounds wild and exciting.
00:36:38Then why did you leave?
00:36:39I don't like grass to grow under my feet, you know.
00:36:42I found an interesting job in a clinic.
00:36:45One of the doctors was experimenting with monkey glands and took some of the serum himself.
00:36:52And well, it made him grow big in a certain place, which proved to be very popular with
00:36:57all the nurses and the patients.
00:36:59It was sort of a cure-all and worked wonders.
00:37:08How are we today?
00:37:09Oh, we are kind of dying, ma'am.
00:37:10The doctor is here to see you.
00:37:11Morning.
00:37:12I see we have fever today.
00:37:13Turn over.
00:37:14Nurse Mousy, thermometer, please.
00:37:15Yes, right away.
00:37:17Keep still.
00:37:19That's a good patient.
00:37:21It won't hurt a bit.
00:37:24Now, relax your muscles.
00:37:26Is it what you thought?
00:37:31Mm-hmm.
00:37:32Should we take an X-ray, Dr. Fletcher?
00:37:39I'm afraid not.
00:37:42Is it what you thought?
00:37:44Mm-hmm.
00:37:45Should we take an x-ray, Dr. Morrow?
00:37:47Right now.
00:37:48Aye, that's progress. X-ray pictures right in bed.
00:37:52Aye, what a modern hospital. Instant x-rays.
00:37:58Hold it still, okay?
00:38:00Uh-huh, go on.
00:38:02Aye, I remember we used to have to go under a big machine for x-rays.
00:38:07This time I'll trap him.
00:38:12This is scandalous behavior.
00:38:14Oh, Miss Bullen, uh, it's just, uh...
00:38:21I'll report this to the superior.
00:38:23It's a mistake, we were...
00:38:24Just checking his temperature.
00:38:33You call that a thermometer?
00:38:35Mm-hmm.
00:38:37Nurse Budiman thought my talent at work was very good, and I must say I began to find distractions.
00:38:41You see, I had this large, enormous, big enema.
00:38:43Used to fill it with clear liquid, colorless soap and water.
00:38:46Push it in so hard they begged to have more.
00:39:07A strict diet, lots of rest, and...
00:39:10Ah, there's no discipline in this hospital.
00:39:13I'll tell off that head nurse.
00:39:17Hey, just a minute there, Nurse Budiman.
00:39:19Where's the patient from room 133?
00:39:21He checked himself out at his own accord, doctor.
00:39:24So he left the hospital on his own accord, I see.
00:39:28I've got to bed.
00:39:31Nurse Kvetch here, hello.
00:39:33My little mousie, I have a surprise for you.
00:39:36A mink.
00:39:37No, better, I've got an empty bed we can use.
00:39:40I'd rather have the fur coat.
00:39:43Meet me in room 133.
00:39:45Great, it'll take about six seconds.
00:39:47I'll be ready and waiting.
00:39:49The monkey glands are mousie's dreams come true.
00:40:19Da da da...
00:40:41My monkey is hot and ready.
00:40:44Today I'm in luck.
00:40:46bitch head nurse thought she was so smart and she really did us a favor even
00:40:51clean sheets for a change just what the doctor ordered for me you're so sexy you
00:40:58know that it's so nice to have a soft bed let's get on with it already oh it's
00:41:06so good to have you back where you belong Oh Dolly
00:41:46the only trouble with this job is I'm getting to like my work too much this
00:41:59should relax you in a few minutes you'll feel the benefits that's a nice
00:42:04ass you've got but please don't be so nervous honey
00:42:08this to you must be a shortage of beds in this hospital frankly this is
00:42:19surprising but it's not my business
00:42:27oh I care what they're doing I got 69 more enemies to do oh oh oh oh oh oh if
00:42:46you don't like me just say it must be something I ate oh oh maybe I have bad
00:42:52breath I never had that effect on a man before hmm
00:43:16sorry about that honey I don't know what got into me Oh do you think I'd
00:43:33fool around on duty doctor you're a sex maniac
00:43:46oh
00:43:59well I had enough of all that hospital shit I see anyway the best kind of girl
00:44:04seems to be the type that I met next she was a model and did she have all kinds
00:44:08of crazy experiences that sounds exciting tell me something about it go
00:44:12on you know how these models play around for money I'm telling you this
00:44:16girl is really enjoying her work
00:44:42Oh
00:45:12Oh
00:45:42Oh
00:46:03I'm here in response to the ad you had in the news coming miss yes do we mean
00:46:10find me conferring the irresistible seat you there my seats more irresistible
00:46:14than you thanks hmm let's get one thing straight I'm no cheap floozy model
00:46:20looking for fast thrills I was leading my class play this high-class studio
00:46:25thousands beautiful girls photo take they get big careers thousands really
00:46:29yes movies and TV I genius and just how much will it cost all that oh no nothing
00:46:34I do it for my art say you see that a big nose it's expert discover talent I
00:46:39can tell you another Sarah Bernhardt you swear you're telling me the truth
00:46:44yeah I know all the directors and big-shot producers who come to me for
00:46:47advice you'll be good good big producers see you of course you don't believe me
00:46:52do you this nose knows what a gorgeous body you got you listen I make star you
00:46:57in luck today I want to make it with my talent not my body it's a pity not use
00:47:01talent as a matter of fact you know Fellini is looking for Eurasian type to
00:47:06I know casting director I telephone you really think Fellini would want me why
00:47:12not I've waited all my life for this big chance at last someone wants me for my
00:47:18acting talent if you knew how many years I've struggled taking ballet classes
00:47:23voice classes method acting and now it's all going to come true I'm so nervous
00:47:28hello hello senior on birthday it's me the great conferenzi you know the
00:47:32Eurasian star you asked me to find I find yes Alberto yes yes she's
00:47:40sensational pretty body me sure you will be content high-class yes I arranged you
00:47:48must see her I make photos she beautiful can be a star sex for me forget it but
00:47:54you see for Fellini she'll do about anything I take good pictures and sent
00:47:59you right away she get two dollars minimum I bet she do it goodbye I guess
00:48:07it's important to take those photos yeah and it's urgent to be a star on a
00:48:11Fellini film I'd sell my grandmother I'd do almost anything you've got the right
00:48:15attitude I know it's important to my career there are many girls trying out I
00:48:19think you'd be star trust me okay let's go in my studio it's very nice in my
00:48:23studio very cozy I've never posed before not to worry it's same thing take pretty
00:48:30skirt and blouse off make yourself at ease I'll be back soon
00:48:53ready as ready as I'll ever be conferencing good I getting my thing ready very photo
00:49:20hygiene very good you take off that harness or what you call it I fix light
00:49:29on your yes okay sit down there please in in bed okay
00:49:43let's go smile come on come on
00:50:13you're so sexy you real movie star no question about that you real red-hot
00:50:34mama I have you very good only you look great only one thing you have to take
00:50:42off those little panties to be really sexy come on don't be shy remember this
00:50:49is for your career this is how all great Stollywood harlots begin big movie
00:50:54career I put your name in lights take off the panties
00:51:00incredible very natural you'll become a household name really yes with my pictures and contacts
00:51:29you international famous lady now you please sit down there okay
00:51:32you're so terrific I surprise you I'll be right back I know when Umberto sees your
00:51:47photographs he understand the right quick your natural talent you need not expensive
00:51:54costumes you better star than Linda Lovelace I expert Umberto drop dead when he sees the
00:52:00movie test I make with you now I'm getting ready to sacrifice myself for the sake of
00:52:06great film art here I come you pretend I'm Marlon Brando I pretend you great actors when
00:52:13I say action we rehearse like in front of movie camera we lovers lost on Desert Island
00:52:21action camera lights we begin look at me in sexy way you Nazi man for two years you
00:52:29hungry for love kiss me it's only make-believe
00:53:51Oh
00:54:21Oh
00:54:51Oh
00:55:22Oh
00:55:24Oh
00:55:49Clarence he has some real kooky models those words are just like the forest where another
00:55:54beautiful girl had a great fantasy she told me all about mystical dreams and fantastic voodoo
00:55:59rituals and ultimate sex what do you think about that you're a bundle of brilliant stories I know
00:56:03a million mighty sexy I bet women like that big belly of yours well the girl in the woods didn't
00:56:07like this she only liked men who got muscles hmm but I didn't give a damn I have all the most
00:56:14beautiful women you know this here fabulous dream girl was strolling in the forest and suddenly she
00:56:20comes near these health freaks which blows her mind
00:56:501 2 3 4 5 5 come on girls move it and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 6 and 7 and 9 and 5 and 8 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4
00:57:18I'd like to do push-ups with her she can climb my rope anytime how about some chin-ups baby let's
00:57:43do some stretching exercises I can press 69 to 200 pounds I weigh 200 pounds you can press me
00:57:49how about a wrestling match blondie I let her karate chop me
01:00:13the spirits are here the black essence of the number six will consume you six take care six
01:00:41for six and sex for six fires will consume and cleanse I must take two legs and the I
01:00:52and the heart of a green frog the spirits below Satan Satan I am your slave Oh Master Satan come
01:01:11to me in the shape of a man a six-minute I'm waiting Satan don't make me wait too long Satan
01:01:24I like your fire the moon is full my body alive with the sound of your spirit what evil lurks in
01:01:42the hearts of men only the shadow of Satan knows save me send me some sign as many minutes you can
01:01:59spare big men small men thin men tall men short men so Satan are you listening already Satan I beg
01:02:14you I need it I want it Oh Satan I hear you Eva I hear you believe me I am Satan I'll send you
01:02:37something better than all those men I am sending you my spirit in the shape of six men each one
01:02:54represents my six senses they will consume you you will obey me you will submit to their bodies do
01:03:04you hear me I hear you so send them already I am your Satan the greatest power in the world I will
01:03:11pour my essence into a vessel my essence contains all that is evil and vile and corrupt when you
01:03:20drink my essence your dreams will come true I give you this vessel and you will obey my command yes
01:04:05I am in your body and now you are my slave
01:04:21Eva share my essence with the others
01:10:51hey honey want me for my muscles hey beautiful how about giving me a rub down
01:11:07she is cute come on hey you money terrific girl she's just the kind I like me too I know how to
01:11:22take care of her I got the hots for hostesses delicious I would eat her you fly with me
01:11:29or me you sure are something honey how about coming with us for a walk in the woods huh now
01:11:37don't be nervous I've always liked the outdoor type I got a first-class ticket she's great
01:11:43any more like you in the plane our locker room is that way I think I love you look at the way
01:11:50too late I guess I like mine alone not with so many guys and anyhow she's not my style girl
01:12:17however she and Ernest they met neither of them realized I knew them both Ernest just left go
01:12:22fishing a lot and pow this time he caught Eva and he made it with her oh isn't Ernest the one
01:12:27who had the girl on the table that's right interesting tell me all about it I'm writing
01:12:32it down let's go and see that island there's a nice view of the whole lake from the restaurant
01:12:57over there's a terrific bar you see that church on the right I was married a couple of times see
01:13:03it and that's where I got divorced
01:13:05you're nice and you're even nicer I like blunts especially hostess you such a tease know that
01:13:36that restaurant has great shrimps I know they're often when I feel lonesome and hungry I learned
01:13:43how to sail there see that terrific chalet up there it's a really fun hotel very nice to sail
01:13:50with you thank you you're a charming girl a girl can really lose her head around a guy like you
01:13:56champagne I love champagne it tickles I'll be right back keep it warm
01:14:05don't take too long I don't have champagne honey the refrigerator is broken so we'll have to do
01:14:15without ice okay tootsie make yourself comfortable up there you know what I like best about you is
01:14:25that you're such a pure and innocent pretty thing Wow I could really get serious with a girl like
01:14:31you blondes have always been my favorite not that I run around a lot you know but well I do
01:14:39have a healthy appetite oh great I see you've made yourself comfortable yes why don't you take
01:14:59off your clothes I like to watch men getting undressed it turns me on
01:16:29on that island there's a nice lobster restaurant it's not expensive either I could spend the rest
01:16:49of my day off on this boat with you have you been there yeah a few times yeah
01:17:29okay I'll move the boat to the other side of the dock I'll meet you on the grass
01:17:32hey what's taking so long oh boy is he slow have fun tootsie enjoy your lobster
01:18:01big liar I'll be stranded here all alone so long honey you men are all alike using me inserting me
01:18:20rat I'm better off sticking to my dream fantasies about health freaks least I get what I want when
01:18:30I want it and how I want it