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00:00What would be the title of your Spotify sexy time playlist?
00:04I would say, from the top to the bottom.
00:09Because I'll start on top and you'll end up at the lowest point of your life after.
00:25What up YouTube, what's going on guys?
00:27Thank you for watching the video.
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00:29Put on the post notifications.
00:31Because I'm choosing two people who comment within the first 500 comments to get 50 buckaroonies.
00:37This was last week's winners right here.
00:39Turn on the post notifications and yeah, let's get this started.
00:42Zach, tell us about yourself and what you look for in a woman.
00:46Hi, I'm Zach Justice and I'm just kind of looking for a woman who doesn't do what my mom did
00:51and get two divorces and ruin a family, you know what I mean?
00:54Because I just feel like there's no reason I should go to bed without a dad every single night.
01:00And then to do it twice just made no sense.
01:02So a stable home.
01:04Relatable.
01:06It's okay. Let the tears out.
01:08Hi, I'm Kevin. I was Zach's dad who left his mom and abandoned and crushed her whole family.
01:13So I'm looking for someone who's not like Zach's mom.
01:16But the way my mom screamed when he was in her made me feel good though.
01:20Yes.
01:21Because I was like, my mom's finally happy.
01:22Yeah, right, right. So it worked out for everybody.
01:24Exactly.
01:25This guy works in Netflix, guys. Come on.
01:27Jesus Christ.
01:29He's the fucking star of the video?
01:33Hey, Wass. I want somebody, you know, funny, witty.
01:36Someone with a big personality, you know?
01:38Just kind of...
01:40Yeah.
01:41You trying to sound like a badass?
01:43No, no, no, no.
01:44You trying to like do it steadily?
01:46Well, you know.
01:47Pick it up. Pick it up.
01:49That's your big personality and, you know, other assets are good too.
01:53Oh, ass.
01:54Ass.
01:55Okay.
01:56What's your perfect areola size?
01:57You want like a medium size.
01:59He just goes...
02:04I might be a little more PG today than everybody else.
02:07My name's Hunter and I want someone just like Zach's mom.
02:11Gotcha.
02:12You want to get ran through by a man sitting to my right?
02:16No, I want someone just like...
02:18I want someone just like Zach's mom.
02:20Well, she's dead, so...
02:23It'll be quiet then around the house.
02:30My name's David and I look for...
02:34Grace.
02:35I thought you said she wasn't fulfilling you emotionally.
02:37Fine, Grace is mom. What do you want me to say?
02:40Does that make it better?
02:41You're just pre-ordering the milk. Like, you're good.
02:43Oh, yeah. You're right.
02:44All right. My name is Savage and what I look for in a woman I think is...
02:47Zach's mom's grandma.
02:49Oh.
02:50She's definitely dead.
02:51But she's down to bone because that's all she is now.
02:53This is going to be tough. We're all looking for the same kind of girls.
02:56Just my mom.
02:57I'm ready to start.
02:58Bring them in.
03:04Hi, I'm Mitzi. I am 14 years old and...
03:07Hey, yo.
03:08I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
03:10I'm 21.
03:11I'm the only one that goes this way?
03:14I'm 21.
03:15I'm just looking for a funny and nice, genuine guy.
03:18Okay, contestant number one.
03:20What's the worst date you've been on?
03:21Okay, this is how it happened.
03:23The night ended in a threesome.
03:24I'm just going to say that.
03:25What?
03:26So, I go on a date with this girl.
03:27We have drinks. We have fun. I consider it a date.
03:29I go home because I was a little tired.
03:31And I come home and we didn't have blinds in our front room.
03:36So, I want to take a nap on the couch.
03:38I put a bunch of blankets over me so there's no sunlight would get in.
03:41I wake up to this heaviness on my chest.
03:45I'm like, what is going on?
03:46Am I having a heart attack right now? I don't know.
03:48And then I hear a moan.
03:50And it turns out that my roommate was having sex with the same girl I had drinks with earlier that day on top of me.
03:56Wait.
03:57Your roommate was having sex?
03:59They were having sex on top of me while I was under sheets on the couch in our front room.
04:03What?
04:04Swearzies.
04:05I roll them off.
04:07Butt naked people go flying.
04:09And my roommate has the audacity to say, dude, why are you cock blocking me?
04:12So, that was my first threesome.
04:14Oh my God. Okay.
04:16Did you join in afterwards?
04:18No. Have you ever heard of the term trauma?
04:19Yes.
04:20I'm dumping it on you right now.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Alright, contestant number two.
04:25What's your worst date you've been on?
04:27Where do I even begin?
04:29Well, I grew up in Wakanda.
04:34And the women there are all beautiful.
04:37But for me, there's no such thing as a bad date.
04:40Every date is different.
04:41There's such thing as a bad date.
04:43No, everybody is different in their own way.
04:46I don't think I've ever had a bad date.
04:48Just bad sex.
04:49Of course, sex can be bad.
04:52Horrendous, as a matter of fact.
04:54But let me paint you a picture.
04:58You grew up in Wakanda?
05:01Yes.
05:02I love your guys' movies.
05:03Thank you very much.
05:05Do you want to know if you're into black guys?
05:07Huh?
05:08Do you care if someone's black?
05:09Oh, I don't care at all.
05:11I have no type at all.
05:12Oh, she said no. Sorry.
05:14What?
05:15I'm saying I have no type.
05:16That's what I told her.
05:17You said no.
05:19Yes, she said no.
05:20I'm very confused.
05:21It's okay.
05:22He's very confused.
05:23There's a language barrier.
05:24Continuing on, contestant number three.
05:26Okay.
05:28Worst date.
05:29I got dinner, you know, and it was just straight up silence.
05:32It was just, I felt like I was pulling teeth.
05:34I was a f****** dentist.
05:38Like a dentist.
05:44All right, whatever.
05:45That date, it was like no words were spoken.
05:47She ends up leaving before the food comes.
05:49It did turn out she only knew sign language.
05:50She was kind of on him.
05:51Oh, yeah.
05:52He thought she was throwing up gang signs.
05:53Contestant number four.
05:54Tell me your worst date.
05:55Well, it started bad because I had set up a date.
05:57I got stood up, which was not a great start.
06:00It really hurt.
06:01It was kind of a bummer because I'd never been stood up before.
06:03And so experiencing that, I like doubted myself.
06:06And then as I'm walking back to my apartment,
06:08there's like honestly one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen outside my apartment.
06:12We start talking.
06:14We go upstairs.
06:15My room, I was renovating part of the room, like just repainting it.
06:19So I ended up in my buddy's room.
06:20We're midway through like hooking up.
06:23And all of a sudden, this guy starts pushing from under the covers.
06:26It's contestant number one.
06:28Apparently, I'd been fucking on top of my roommate, who is contestant number one.
06:32And I was like, dude.
06:33He didn't finish while I was under there.
06:35He didn't come close.
06:37The plot thickens.
06:38Anyway, that's my worst date ever.
06:41What about you? What's yours?
06:42What has been my worst date?
06:43I don't even know, honestly.
06:45Oh, wait, I do.
06:48Contestant number two here.
06:49We don't care.
06:51So it was a really cute guy.
06:53We had a lot in common.
06:54Time, we went out.
06:56When he invited me out, I looked up the bar thing.
06:58And we were going on the earlier side.
07:00The bar?
07:01Huh?
07:02We went to like, we went to this like restaurant bar.
07:06And I thought like, okay, we're eating dinner there.
07:08It was a restaurant bar.
07:09Yeah, yeah.
07:13What's happening?
07:15All right.
07:16Anyways.
07:17Sorry.
07:18Okay.
07:19Anyways.
07:20So I went.
07:21Five minutes later.
07:22It was with his coworkers.
07:23And they're all.
07:24Yeah.
07:26And I was taking shots on the empty stomach.
07:28Contestant number two.
07:29We all just want to say contestant number two.
07:31That was not me.
07:34Hey, this is number six.
07:35Just know I'm listening the whole way.
07:36Don't worry.
07:37Okay.
07:38If you are listening, then retell the story.
07:41Go ahead.
07:42Go ahead.
07:43Anyways.
07:44So I go out.
07:45I don't want to like, let him down.
07:46Let his like, coworkers.
07:47Like embarrass him in front of his coworkers.
07:48So I was just taking all the shots.
07:49And then I threw up all over his Uber in his new apartment.
07:52And then he ghosted me.
07:55Wow.
07:56No.
07:57No.
07:58Just like Casper?
07:59That's crazy.
08:00Just like Casper?
08:01Yes.
08:02Yes.
08:03Oh my gosh.
08:04No.
08:05Dump him.
08:06I can't believe that happened to you.
08:07I can't believe that happened like that.
08:08All right.
08:09Contestant number five.
08:10Worst date.
08:11Wait.
08:12I just want to know.
08:13Like, when's your birthday?
08:14March 31st.
08:15That's the worst date.
08:16Okay.
08:17That's good.
08:18That was good.
08:19That's.
08:20You liked that?
08:21That was good.
08:22You liked that?
08:24I like puns.
08:25Thank you, Mitzi.
08:26I feel like we're having a connection here.
08:29Yeah.
08:30I feel like you like people that make you laugh.
08:31And I think I could be that guy.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Also, that's literally the worst date ever.
08:35Mixed feelings with that answer.
08:36But I think it's pretty funny.
08:38Contestant number six.
08:39Worst date.
08:40My worst date.
08:41Went to the bar.
08:42Was having a drink.
08:44And we're vibing.
08:45We go home.
08:46After we got done, I found out it's Zach's sister.
08:50Who?
08:51She was recently deceased.
08:52Zach is my brother, by the way.
08:53Oh.
08:54Wait.
08:55Wait.
08:56Wait.
08:57Did you say it was your brother's sister?
08:58Yeah.
08:59So he was having sex with his sister, is what he's trying to tell you.
09:00He said, open up right now.
09:01Oh.
09:02Are you from?
09:03I'm from Alabama, by the way.
09:04Oh, I was going to say, are you from Alabama?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Exactly.
09:07That famous Alabama accent he's got going on right now.
09:08Also, I just want to say, I want to doubt number six's story.
09:10Not to kind of put you under the bus.
09:12But he looks like a seven foot 11 year old.
09:15So I don't know if he's allowed in bars.
09:18He's got the most baby face I've ever seen in my entire life.
09:21He's cute.
09:22I will say that.
09:23He's cute.
09:24I mean, she did say she was 14.
09:25Yeah, you did say you were 14.
09:26This is perfect.
09:27My favorite is number one.
09:29My least favorite, three.
09:31Okay.
09:32Yeah, that makes sense.
09:33That adds up over here, by the way.
09:35Yep.
09:37Contestant number two, what is your body count?
09:40In the straights or in the sheets?
09:42Sheets.
09:43To elaborate on that, he murders people.
09:45Oh.
09:46Gotcha.
09:47Okay, that's a good answer.
09:49I just want to help him out.
09:50No, I like that.
09:51Okay.
09:52In America.
09:53So, too many to count.
09:55It's zero.
09:56It's zero.
09:57So you can't count.
09:58I'm a virgin.
10:00All right, contestant number three.
10:02That's it?
10:05We are just going to move on like that?
10:07Yes.
10:08Define body count.
10:10People that you have had sexual intercourse with.
10:15Can you use it in a sentence?
10:16What's your body count?
10:21Twelve.
10:23Okay.
10:24That feels really honest, by the way.
10:29I just want to say, I don't think there was a bit there at all.
10:34Looking at him, I would say twelve for sure.
10:37Not bad.
10:38Twelve's good.
10:39Solid number.
10:40I remember when I was twelve.
10:41All right.
10:42Contestant number, are we on contestant number four?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Do you want to know what my body count is today or all time?
10:53Today.
10:54Today?
10:55One.
10:56Oh, wait.
10:57You mean like just, no, not like overall throughout your lifespan.
11:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:02Also one.
11:04Okay.
11:05All right.
11:06Next contestant.
11:07What is your body count?
11:08Do hand jobs count?
11:10No.
11:11What if you're like dry humping with like kind of like sweats on, but you cum?
11:16That does not count.
11:17There needs to be another human involved.
11:20Okay.
11:22So she thinks you're just fucking a pillow or something with your sweats on and still cumming.
11:29She doesn't like your voice.
11:32I don't do that, by the way, anymore.
11:35Okay.
11:36Be honest.
11:37Okay.
11:38I'm going to be honest.
11:41Hello?
11:42He's counting on his fingers.
11:44Just give him a second.
11:45And now he's using our fingers.
11:46Holy fuck.
11:47Now he's fingering me.
11:49Ew.
11:50Moving on.
11:51Number six.
11:52What is your body count?
11:53Body count.
11:54How many guys is there?
11:55Can you count?
11:56In this group?
11:57Yeah.
11:58There's six.
11:59All right.
12:00So it's five.
12:01Okay.
12:02I see what you did there.
12:03You did focus.
12:04That's funny.
12:05That was you?
12:06All right.
12:07Contestant number one.
12:08What is your body count?
12:09Every time I can open the flower of a mistress and feel the inside of a uterine wall, I don't
12:14even have the ability to count, to be completely honest, because I'm so excited to be there.
12:18But if I had to ballpark it, more than a couple, I'd say.
12:26So three?
12:28Three.
12:30I've been in more bushes than we've had presidents.
12:32I'll say that.
12:33Okay.
12:34There's been two bushes.
12:35I would say my favorite was number six.
12:37Number six.
12:38Least favorite was number five.
12:40Ah!
12:41Rude.
12:42All right.
12:43Next question.
12:44Contestant number three.
12:45What's your ick?
12:46What?
12:47What is your ick?
12:48My ick?
12:49I guess something that bothers you about your partner.
12:54Or a pet peeve, I guess.
12:57Kind of when they're just really into me, because I know me, I'm like, that's kind of nasty.
13:02I kind of suck.
13:03So I'm like, you like that?
13:04It's kind of like a turnoff once they get to that point.
13:07And I'm like, why?
13:08Like, how?
13:09No, I get that.
13:10Because then I'm like, is something wrong with you?
13:11That you like that?
13:12This just doesn't make sense.
13:14No, that does make sense.
13:16Nice answer.
13:17You've redeemed yourself.
13:18She's redeemed herself.
13:19She just knew that you were sucking the soul out of me.
13:23All right.
13:25Contestant number four.
13:26What's your ick?
13:27I don't like when people can't hear me.
13:29I feel like he's being serious.
13:34Did you hear that?
13:35I did not hear anything.
13:41Maybe just pass on this one.
13:43No, I want to know.
13:44I want to know.
13:45It's okay.
13:46No, what's your ick?
13:47I don't like when people can't hear me.
13:49What?
13:50You don't like people who hear?
13:51Just skip me.
13:53It's not going to work between us anyway.
13:55Did you say you don't like people who hear me?
13:58And then I ended up hearing you?
14:00So I'm your ick?
14:01Yeah, that's what it was.
14:03Okay.
14:04That's kind of a good answer too.
14:05That was pretty witty.
14:07Okay.
14:08What is your ick?
14:09Number five.
14:19Hello?
14:20Impatience.
14:23Okay.
14:24You guys are really good at this.
14:25That was pretty good.
14:27Contestant number six.
14:28What's your ick?
14:29Loudness.
14:30Loudness.
14:32Wait.
14:33If that wins, I swear to God.
14:38I know.
14:39He said his ick was loudness.
14:42So I have to be quiet now.
14:45Look at you joining in on the fun.
14:48I got it.
14:49See?
14:50Contestant number one.
14:51What's your ick?
14:52Yeah, I usually don't like when I'm in a relationship with a girl for a year and a half and then...
14:57Oh, this is going to get personal.
14:59We break up and then she ends up marrying one of my best friends years later.
15:04This last May.
15:05This last May.
15:06And I wasn't invited to the wedding.
15:07We were actually formerly best friends before we started dating.
15:10So I always thought, if nothing else, I'd give a speech at her wedding.
15:12And it just seems like if I'm the guy that she didn't want to...
15:15Wait.
15:16Take a seat.
15:17Take a seat.
15:18Take a seat.
15:19I see your little Nikes moving around.
15:20Take a seat.
15:21Take a deep breath.
15:23That's actually true though.
15:24Okay.
15:25Number two.
15:26What is your ick?
15:29I got no good jokes on this one.
15:31That's okay.
15:32Why don't you just speak from the heart, big guy?
15:33Yeah, from the heart, I would say...
15:34Be genuine.
15:35Girls who don't appreciate things.
15:38If you're unappreciative, I don't like that.
15:42Okay.
15:43Number six is my favorite.
15:44What the fuck?
15:45What the hell?
15:46Deadass?
15:47I thought it was funny because then I went along with it.
15:49Loudness?
15:50Yeah, you didn't catch it.
15:51She got quiet when I said it.
15:52So she really only liked her joke.
15:53Yeah, that's what I just said.
15:54She only liked her own joke.
15:55Yes.
15:56So I'm part of the joke.
15:57Says a lot.
15:58I could join in on it.
15:59I could join in on it.
16:00We're taking notes on this side too.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Yeah.
16:03And then my least favorite was number one.
16:07Makes sense.
16:08I was her least favorite too.
16:13Yeah, Mitzi.
16:14So you're going to come out.
16:15We're going to move around right now.
16:16And then you're going to pick the guy you're most attracted to.
16:20And then Jill's going to let you know who you were most compatible with and least compatible with.
16:25Should we move?
16:26Okay, come on.
16:28Okay.
16:39What's happening?
16:40I'd go with contestant number four.
16:45Okay, so what do I do?
16:47Who are you most attracted to physically?
16:51Not you.
16:52Come on.
16:53Stop.
16:54You look like you're going to burst a blood vessel.
16:57Some would say that he's trying too hard.
16:59Oh.
17:00Yeah, or that.
17:01Nice pants.
17:02Those are nice pants.
17:03Your fly's kind of down.
17:05I don't know if...
17:06Oh, no.
17:07So I have to keep it in.
17:08It's okay.
17:13Whoa, this guy.
17:14Here we go.
17:17No, but now she's into me, so it's kind of...
17:20I can't anymore.
17:21That was the guy who said he's turned off his girls who are too into him.
17:25Oh.
17:26So now you're into him, and you're kind of just lost in there.
17:29Oh.
17:30Dang it.
17:31Just for funsies, who are you second most attracted to?
17:34Not you.
17:35Not you.
17:36All right.
17:37Third.
17:41Next.
17:42You.
17:43Bryce Hall?
17:44What?
17:45That's not Bryce Hall.
17:46Sorry.
17:47Yeah, that's my brother.
17:48Bryce Hall tall brother?
17:49Bryce Tall.
17:50Lanky.
17:51Bryce Tall.
17:53Dude, put that as my at.
17:54Bryce Tall.
17:58All right, Joe.
17:59Who is she most compatible with?
18:05Nice.
18:06He was just like, fuck.
18:10I'm like...
18:11Nice.
18:12Nice.
18:13I'm kidding.
18:14I'm kidding.
18:15No.
18:16Ooh.
18:17Wow.
18:18Now I'm kind of back in.
18:19Now I'm kind of back in.
18:20That's the love of your life that you just...
18:21So now it's like...
18:22Now it works kind of.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yay, Mitzi.
18:25Yay.
18:28Thanks for having me, guys.
18:29Thank you for having us.
18:32I love you.
18:34That was contestant number two.
18:35A little too early if you ask me.
18:36He's shy.
18:37Hi, my name is Lindsey.
18:39I'm 24 years old, and I'm looking for a man who is respectful, ambitious, has good banter, and a man of his word.
18:49I'll take this one, y'all.
18:50I'll take this one.
18:51I got it.
18:52I got it.
18:53I got it.
18:54Wait, she's looking for a man?
18:55Man.
18:56I'm out.
18:57Okay, question number one.
18:58Can you speak up a little bit?
18:59Question number one.
19:00I thought that was number two, by the way.
19:01I was kind of being disrespectful.
19:02Okay.
19:04Question number one.
19:05What would be the title of your Spotify sexy time playlist?
19:09Baby Shark.
19:13Is that contestant number one?
19:14If it was bad, it's contestant number two.
19:18Contestant number one would probably slap you down with some G-Eazy, you know?
19:22Hit it from the back repeatedly.
19:23She said the name of the playlist.
19:24Contestant number one does not listen.
19:26He doesn't listen, yes.
19:28That's my only flaw.
19:30It would probably be slow and fast.
19:33It's about a medium build, yeah.
19:35Okay, like you build it up.
19:36Okay, I like that.
19:37Number two.
19:38Well, first of all, I want to say thank you for coming out tonight and being here.
19:42We really value your time.
19:45It's nice to be here.
19:46Of course, of course.
19:47And the name of the playlist would probably be top 50 United States hits.
19:54Okay.
19:55Number three.
19:56Oh, I think mine would probably be like lo-fi beats to make love to.
20:02Lo-fi beats?
20:03The math is there.
20:04Yeah, lo-fi beats to make love to, you know?
20:06It still has the same thumbnail as like the other lo-fi playlists, but...
20:12You got to do your homework.
20:13You got to brush up on everything, you know?
20:15You got to move.
20:16You take notes.
20:17I take notes.
20:18I listen.
20:19Okay, I like a listener.
20:20Yeah, I'm like number one.
20:22Idiot.
20:23It's okay, number one.
20:24It's all right.
20:25Number four?
20:26Yeah, number four.
20:28I would do...
20:30I don't mean to get you all moist, but probably Ed Sheeran.
20:35You sliding off your chair right now?
20:36It would be called Ed Sheeran?
20:39It would be...
20:40Just Ed Sheeran.
20:41The name of the playlist?
20:42Ed Sheeran.
20:43The name of the playlist is Ed Sheeran, but it's all R&B.
20:46Any Ed Sheeran songs in there?
20:48No.
20:49No Ed Sheeran songs.
20:50Number five?
20:52I would say...
20:54From the top...
20:57To the bottom.
20:59Because I'll start on top and...
21:02You'll end up at the lowest point of your life after.
21:04Oh, Jesus.
21:06Having sex.
21:08With me.
21:09Then it's only up from there, though.
21:10Yeah, because it's only up from there.
21:12I feel for Grace.
21:13Number six, Carlos.
21:15I'm going to go with One Night Stand.
21:18Damn.
21:20Is that what you're here for, number six?
21:22No.
21:23No, okay.
21:25It's just to get it started, you know?
21:26Because every night is going to feel like a one night.
21:29Because every night is going to be special.
21:31At the end of it, you're going to stand up and give him a standing ovation.
21:34Okay.
21:36I'm helping you out.
21:39That was number two helping him out, by the way.
21:41I like number two because I liked his intro.
21:43What?
21:44And then he thanked me for coming.
21:46Top 50 American Playlists?
21:48What the hell was that?
21:49It's a variety.
21:51Oh, least favorite.
21:53The Ed Sheeran one.
21:54I was confused for a second.
21:56That's the most successful guy here.
21:57That hurts.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Hey, man.
22:00What the hell?
22:01I'm sorry.
22:02I was confused for a second.
22:03No Ed Sheeran, but called Ed Sheeran.
22:04Okay.
22:05No, it's okay.
22:06You guys are making me nervous over here.
22:07I'm sweating.
22:12Question number two.
22:13What superpower would you have in bed?
22:18If you were to create a sex position, what would it be called?