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00:00THE SHINY DOG 2,000
00:25Listen to this, Trev.
00:27The SHINY DOG 2,000 is a powerful multi-purpose grooming tool
00:30that when used in accordance with the following safety precautions
00:33and yadda yadda yadda blablabla
00:35and please enjoy the complimentary jug of SHINY DOG medicated shampoo.
00:43What's buggin' ya, Trev?
00:45You want me to go back and read the safety precautions?
00:49It's... it's my allergies.
00:52I don't get it.
00:53I've had my shots.
00:54I'm wearing my pollen patch.
00:56I'm literally caked with topical airborne spore repellent
00:59and I still feel like...
01:01like I'm gonna...
01:27Little help here.
01:29Help please.
01:42Now we're headed for the street.
01:46Don't worry, Trev.
01:47Just curl up into a ball, son.
01:49Hey, think of the trash can as a big smelly helmet.
01:57Whoa!
02:10I can't stop spinning.
02:13Oh no, you're spinning too.
02:15It's okay, Trev. No one's spinning anymore.
02:18The yard is spinning.
02:20I can see it spinning.
02:27Calm down.
02:29Trev, you're gonna be okay.
02:31Yay! SHINY DOG goes floating!
02:35Impossible, son.
02:36The SHINY DOG comes with a lifetime guarantee.
02:57Oh!
03:01As far as I can tell,
03:02both Trevor and Burgly are suffering from the same allergic reaction.
03:11Trevor, honey,
03:12are there any symptoms besides the watery eyes and sneezing?
03:16My hands are all swollen.
03:18I found this on my bedroom floor.
03:20As far as I can tell,
03:22somebody threw it through my window.
03:26Eee!
03:28What is this?
03:30Some kind of gross-out contest?
03:33The boys are having a little allergy attack, sweetie.
03:36But not for long.
03:38Because in a matter of seconds,
03:41every spore, every grain of dust,
03:43every molecule of pollen,
03:45every man-made irritant in the entire Potanski household
03:48will be sucked into oblivion
03:51by our new Sneezer Alert 5000 air purifier.
03:54Oh, boy.
03:56Oh, dear.
03:57Oh, no.
03:59Yay!
04:01Alert alert! Yay!
04:03All we have to do is throw this little switch and...
04:08Wow, that's loud.
04:12Huh?
04:15Huh? What the...
04:17Yay! Alert alert! Yay!
04:20I don't mean to undermine your confidence, sweetie,
04:23but do you think maybe we should consider a backup plan?
04:27Well, we could always figure out what these two are allergic to
04:30by process of elimination.
04:32In other words, yanking everything we own out of the house
04:35and sticking it on the front lawn.
04:37Honey, that means we'd have to put the new couch on the lawn.
04:45And, uh, we'd have to tear up the new carpeting.
04:50And we'd have to take out Grandpa's new easy chair.
04:55Yay!
04:57Put everything on lawn.
04:59That's right, pal.
05:00We basically have to put everything in the house on the front lawn.
05:10Monkey, empty house. Yay!
05:13Hold on there, pal. Don't give Berkeley any ideas.
05:16Speaking of Berkeley, where is...
05:20Look at that. Our backup plan is complete.
05:23Oh, dear. How do you feel, Trevor, honey? Any better?
05:34I saw somebody throw the switch and reverse the flow.
05:50What did you...
05:52Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Mission control!
05:55I'm throwing heavy G-force around Uranus!
06:02Okay, Trev.
06:04These adhesive patches are individually blotted
06:06with trace amounts of every allergic substance known to man.
06:09There's dust mites, poison sumac,
06:12something called streptowicky caucus,
06:15cat dander...
06:16Cat dander?
06:17Cat dander? That's cat spit.
06:20Only trace amounts of cat spit, Trev.
06:22Now, come on.
06:23All we have to do is stick these on your skin one at a time
06:26and we can figure out exactly what you're allergic to.
06:31Achoo! Forget it.
06:34Oh, no!
06:37Well, do you feel any reaction? Anything unusual?
06:40I feel itchy and swollen and itchy
06:43and I feel like I'm going to...
06:46Achoo!
06:49Ooh, ooh.
06:51Oh, oh, oh.
06:54Achoo!
06:56Hmm.
06:58Trevor, honey, when I told your allergy doctor
07:01about your swollen tongue,
07:03he suggested that we might want to seal you and Berkeley
07:06in a hypoallergenic bubble for a few days.
07:09No way! Keep him away from me!
07:11The bubble might not be so bad, Trev.
07:13We could probably run a power cord through the air hole
07:16so you can play your computer games.
07:18You say they do.
07:19Wait a minute!
07:21The allergy only started today, right?
07:24That means these two are probably allergic to something
07:27that they've both encountered since this morning.
07:29You have a point, sweetheart.
07:32Did you guys do anything unusual today?
07:35Well...
07:38Let me, pal.
07:40Uh, we started the day by giving Berkeley a bath.
07:43And come to think of it,
07:45that's pretty much when these two started to sneeze.
07:54What are you trying to tell me, Berkeley?
07:57You want another bath?
07:58Achoo!
08:00Go away, Berkeley!
08:02Achoo!
08:04Achoo!
08:06Uh, uh, uh...
08:08Achoo!
08:14You...
08:16You bad dog!
08:18Bad!
08:19Bad!
08:20Bad! Bad!
08:22What's he saying?
08:23Does anyone know what he's saying?
08:24Could you repeat yourself, Trevor, honey?
08:26Bad dog!
08:28Bad dog!
08:30I think he's saying, bad dog.
08:33Thank you, family!
08:35Oh, I'm...
08:38Ah, forever.
08:40Hey!
08:41Wait a minute!
08:42Listen to this!
08:43Shiny dog medicated shampoo can cause watery eyes,
08:46sneezing, itching, burping,
08:48and in some highly allergic people,
08:50temporarily swollen hands and tongues!
08:53Wow!
08:54Berkeley figured it out!
08:56Or maybe he just wanted another bath.
08:58Either way, he gave us the clue we needed.
09:01Achoo!
09:03Achoo!
09:04Come on, sweetie.
09:05Tell Berkeley he's a good boy.
09:07Achoo!
09:08Oh, dear.
09:09No!
09:10I don't want booze.
09:11Achoo!
09:12Hmm.
09:13Hmm.
09:14Uh, okay.
09:17You a good dog.
09:19He said you're a good dog, Berkeley!
09:22Huh?
09:23Achoo!
09:25Achoo!
09:26Achoo!
09:27Achoo!
09:28Achoo!
09:29Achoo!
09:30Achoo!
09:32Ah!
09:40What's he saying?
09:41Does anyone know what he's saying?