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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Kid back at it again continuing my adventures of the
00:15detectives with the crew you know what adventures are these boys gonna get into this week's
00:19episode I gotta stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen snacks is not included
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00:36to those who subscribed already I really appreciate that and yeah shout out to the patches well
00:41thank you for your support let's get this journey started let's get it snacks not included
00:45let's freaking go
01:15he's got to be the only detective in the whole force who still uses a slot meter for his
01:35electricity it's economical fancy cup of tea I mean look at a state of this place what's
01:46the matter with it goldfish a change of water which one the fridge it went off when the
01:58electricity was cut off milk and sugar just sugar Luke on his own doesn't have to live
02:04like a gerbil you just need a few homely touches
02:10the tennis player scratching her bum on my salary you have to make economies you get
02:20paid the same as me no yeah yeah but not for long though well I'm going for that promotion
02:40you know that's upon the notice board detective sergeant promotion the super said if I apply
02:57myself got a couple of convictions I'd have a good chance and he also said keep your nose
03:03clean and smarten yourself up and I'll recommend you for a second interview how do you know that
03:09said the same thing to me it is well yeah promotion yeah you yeah
03:23sandwich
03:34nasty man
03:40ah Briggs Louie take a seat
03:49feels like musical chairs good I've received something from Interpol just a minute sir
04:08can I interrupt for a minute to explain to Bob what Interpol is imagine it as a sort of worldwide
04:15police force that's what Interpol is all right carry on sir our colleagues in Europe believe
04:26that one of Britain's leading arms dealers has crossed a very fine line between legitimate
04:31business and illegal gun running oh good shot sir Johnny McKenna one of the big boys has links
04:43with a mafia boss Mossad the Chinese tongs in sorrow is dangerous very dangerous Interpol
04:54reckon he's planning one of his biggest operations yet and they want us in on the act so what I'm
04:59saying is we're asking for volunteers well that's very courageous of both of you do either of you
05:09play golf golf I do sir and me sir do you have a handicap Louie do you even know what a handicap
05:29do you hear that sir he doesn't know what a handicap is
05:34you'll know what a handicap is in a minute come on Louie come and have a go oh shit
05:49come on Louie
05:49I am impressed that's the perfect golfing grip
05:55you see this McKenna fella likes to do all his business on the golf course he thinks it's the
06:04only place he can't be overheard and tomorrow afternoon he's playing around with one of
06:08Columbia's most feared drugs barons take your stance Louie
06:18my word you do know your stuff that's a very good stance his knees could do with being a little more
06:24bent couldn't they sir oh I don't know looks all right to me hater oh yeah yeah no it's not bad
06:33no it's just the way his trousers are hanging off his silly thin legs
06:38now what we need to do is have a couple of our boys following this McKenna round on the golf
06:41course and record everything that he and this Colombian fella say to each other you'll need
06:45to be disguised as golfers of course and the buffism come up with the most ingenious way
06:50of hiding the microphone ready Louie sir ready to take your shot oh uh yes sir
06:58I'd remember I on the ball lift the cup gently knees slightly bent think about the hole knees
07:08bent lift the club gently now hit it hit it hit it
07:28what a goof
07:35said hit it
07:38so
07:53come on give us a hand then oh you want a hand now do we hey mr clever club
07:59mr know-it-all Bob doesn't know what interpol means
08:06you don't know what a handicap is do you Bob you were pathetic you were I was pathetic oh sir
08:13good shot sir just like Nick Feldo sir I do not talk like that come on let's go Bob Bob Bob Bob
08:19what are you doing I'm pushing the trolley with the clubs to the tee no no no no just just just
08:27stand back now what's the matter
08:35holy remote control this is the 1990s when you're out there on the course taking your exercise you
08:42don't want to be pushing a big heavy trolley around people only take up golf because they're
08:47too knackered to play anything else
08:52Briggs Louis can you hear me over receiving you loud and clear sir this is Briggs by the way
09:01Briggs receiving you loud and clear and they sir I can hear you as well sir
09:08now listen carefully both of you what you have in your hand is a very sensitive and
09:14delicate two-way radio mic and receiver so don't keep banging it about go and find McKenna
09:23and get close enough to him so we can pick up what he's saying understood loud and clear sir
09:30understood this is Louis saying I am receiving you putting you gently back in the bag sir
09:36okay
09:40yes yes understood I'll tell him and I'll pass on your apologies goodbye Mr. McKenna
09:47is Mr. McKenna in the club I have a message for Mr. McKenna Mr. McKenna that's me
09:55ah Mr. McKenna I just had a call from Mr. Valdez he's stuck at Heathrow Valdez yes he's having
10:02some sort of difficulty with the customs won't be able to join you on the course today
10:06sends his apologies damn but I could have a word with the club professional I know he'd be delighted
10:12to jump into the breach as you might say that's that's nice of you yes I'll uh I'll take the
10:17rookie out and give him a thrashing thanks all right then I suppose we'd better hang around
10:25until McKenna comes out
10:31won't you testings testings this is Louis doing the testings not so bloody close Louis sorry sir
10:41there he is
10:45that must be the Colombian bloke I think we've got our mark sir dark wavy hair suntan shifty eyes
10:56all right let's go
11:00he's so funny man
11:03so
11:22is this robot wars
11:26god he's crappy mist
11:33this is crazy
11:43you'll never get that back
11:51Louis here sir over you'll have to get closer
11:54I can't hear a thing they're saying okay I've got to get closer they can't hear what they're saying
12:03oh my god
12:22who am I yes and you'll go I later
12:28right then I'll start shall I okay
12:33which one do you want I don't know get that thin one there which one yeah all right
12:38do we really need all these spares let's leave them behind collected later
12:47I really know their goals
12:54come on get on with it I'm trying to get my stance right okay just hit it otherwise we'll lose them
13:08one there's one this will be your second practice swing that was practice swing yeah yeah go on get
13:18two it's not two that's one two come on let me have a go
13:33no no no no
13:41I'm someone I have a practice when your parents does it that wasn't a practice shot that was a
13:45divot shot it was a practice swing one one one it doesn't matter they're getting away come on let's go
14:00that's fucking shit
14:06fiddle stop with me
14:12see johnny I'd like that back swing to be nice and smooth
14:16full turn right the way back that width on the arcs very important hello
14:28lost ball
14:29what are you ridiculous having all these trees on a golf course in it
14:37people must be losing their balls in there all the time
14:39very easy to lose your balls on a golf course
14:46here they're talking cover me what just in front cover the microphone
14:52oh boy oh my god
14:55don't mind us just carry on yeah don't be embarrassed as well just carry on as if we weren't here
15:05leave this to me you two boys new to golf are you oh
15:14yeah it's very important you know you have strong arms the wrists must be strong as well
15:19the wrists must be strong as well you understand that what was I saying the other day wrists
15:26and the legs need strong legs at this game didn't I say didn't I say legs it's very hard
15:32to play the game if your arms and your legs are broken just a word of advice
15:40you understand you do understand don't you and you
15:47holy
16:1083
16:22it's your fault you took aziz on that last shot
16:25briggs louis what's going on over it's briggs sir briggs has lost them sir I have not lost
16:31them sir we are having to waste so much time looking for bob's balls in the rough
16:35if you could just hit one ball straight come on we've been in the woods over there
16:42it's never
17:02they must have gone on to the 17th
17:03oh thank you you go first okay follow me
17:12sir briggs speaking I've had a good idea we're going to miss out the next hole
17:17and meet him on the 18th what a bastard
17:22oh man
17:29we've come out too far up oh shut up
17:38oh
17:40Oh, man.
17:41We've come out too far up.
17:50Oh, shut up.
17:53Bob's brought us out too far up, sir.
17:56How far did you make, Dad?
17:57Oh, about 220.
17:58Well, we can't go back.
17:59We'll have to go to the 19th hole.
18:00There aren't 19 holes.
18:01Sir, Dave thinks there's 19 holes.
18:03Peter Alice, the 19th hole is golfing terminology for the pavilion, actually.
18:08Actually.
18:09Sorry about that, sir.
18:10Bob's going mad.
18:11Oh.
18:12That hurt.
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19:29Just a word of advice. It's best not to head the ball in this game.
19:34But I suppose being policemen, you've got the sort of thick heads that don't break easily.
19:39Tell me, boys, do you think they'll break easily?
19:45Listen, you, what are you doing here, and what do you know?
19:48Come on, talk.
19:50I don't care how much you talk to me, you'll not make me talk.
19:54Sir.
19:57Come on, talk.
20:00I suppose we'd better go and get them out of there.
20:03Pity, though, if we go in now, we'll blow the whole operation.
20:06I mean, McKenna doesn't even know that the golf club is miked.
20:10If he mentions Valdez and the arms shipment just once, we'll have him, sir.
20:14Good thinking.
20:15I'm sure those two can take a bit of pressure, sir.
20:18Yes. Now we've finally got McKenna talking.
20:21Be a shame to call it all off.
20:23Well done, Sergeant.
20:24Williams, sir.
20:25Williams.
20:26Well, if you don't fancy a little chat, how about a game of golf?
20:29Or even a game of snooker?
20:31How does that suit you, ferret face?
20:33Oh, my.
20:35We don't want his screams disturbing the members, do we?
20:39Ferret face?
20:44This game's called Know Your Golfing Partner.
20:48As you find out just how good a friend your partner really is.
20:59Tell me what you know about Valdez.
21:01Do you think that I, D.C. Briggs, am afraid of a little physical pain?
21:06Do you think that you can break a loyal, hard-working copper
21:10with a bit of vile, medieval torture?
21:13Eh?
21:15Eh?
21:27Listen, you prat.
21:28Who told you about my armed shipment to Valdez?
21:31If you think I'm going to reveal my sources, you've got to be out of your mind.
21:36That's right.
21:37Turn up the electrical current on my testicles.
21:42Yes, go on.
21:43Give it some. Yeah, go, go.
21:45I'm beginning to feel sorry for you.
21:47Your partner's bloody mad.
21:57Tell him.
22:04Think of the consequences.
22:06Just for a minute, think about it.
22:08See it in its wider context.
22:11Forget my pain.
22:13Take a more senior officer's view.
22:21Sir, with respect, he's mentioned the Valdez armed shipment.
22:24I think we can go in now.
22:27You're right, lad.
22:29Can't expect Briggs to take any more punishment.
22:32Send in the backup.
22:34OK, last chance.
22:36And these hurt.
22:41No! No!
22:50You are kicked, McKenna.
22:53Over.
22:56Got the bastard.
23:06Must be painful, that.
23:11Nothing worse.
23:13You feel all sick, don't you, and sort of dizzy.
23:17Lose interest in everything.
23:23Makes my eyes water, that.
23:28You'll come up like a couple of coconuts in the morning.
23:33Ay, caramba.
23:34Ice.
23:36Get me some ice.
23:39Ice.
23:40Right.
23:41No problem.
23:44Oops.
23:48Well done.
23:49I can't see McKenna getting away with this one.
23:53Are you all right, Briggs?
23:56Must have been very unpleasant in there.
23:59If it had been up to me, we'd have got you out earlier and missed the whole thing.
24:03Was Williams here who had the idea to top it out?
24:07Come on.
24:09Sir.
24:11Sir.
24:13What is it, Louis?
24:15Promotion, sir.
24:19I don't see why not.
24:26Think you can handle it, Williams, up at the top?
24:32Right, lad.
24:33Come on, Williams.
24:36Come on, Louis.
24:37Get your feet off the furniture.
24:39This is a respectable place.
24:47Fantastic.
24:59My dude's gonna be swollen.
25:06All right, ladies and gentlemen, we enjoyed this episode.
25:20Just enough wacky fun.
25:22The serious moments.
25:23We love the tension music with the bad guy.
25:26Hold on a second.
25:27We got to talk about it.
25:28Thank you guys for hanging out, man.
25:30We are loving this show.
25:32I'm still cheesing at that end bit where Boss Man said, would you put your damn leg down?
25:38This is a respectable place, man.
25:40It's like when people put their foot on the sofa or on top of a table near the sofa and then you get scolded right there.
25:49I can't believe that.
25:51It was so funny and wacky that Boss Man was thinking Briggs was the one really getting tortured and shit.
25:58You got to feel for my boy, Bob Louis, on this episode.
26:03He was incredible with those moments there when X marks the spot.
26:11They put the tape on him.
26:13And just with the squirming, the screaming through it, and his eyes.
26:20I was feeling for him on this episode.
26:24He definitely got the brunt of the pain.
26:26The guy who played McKenna did a fantastic job.
26:29I was feeling, obviously, the big bad guy.
26:36The bad guy.
26:38I think McKenna did a good job.
26:40He felt intimidating.
26:41When he was talking about wrists and you have to have good legs.
26:46Essentially, you felt that threat that was going on there.
26:50I'm going to break some bones and shit like that.
26:53That was cool.
26:55Obviously, these guys have no fucking clue how to play golf.
26:59Here's a fun fact for you all.
27:03Yeah, we like playing golf.
27:05I'm not as good.
27:07But I do enjoy going to the driving range.
27:10I've never done a full course like the way these guys were attempting to do.
27:15I've done smaller courses.
27:17But yeah, not like professional level courses.
27:22But man, it's always been fun.
27:24It's been fun to kind of whack the balls.
27:26Get a little stress relief there.
27:28So a little fun fact.
27:29Something that we kind of enjoy.
27:31I haven't been to a driving range in quite some time, though.
27:33We might have to change that up.
27:36Random shit, too.
27:38I enjoy the batting cages.
27:39I know.
27:40I'm going to tell you some random shit.
27:41But that little with Briggs talking about, hey, you don't want to be tired.
27:48And then he's using the little button thing.
27:50I thought that shit was cool.
27:51We had some little wacky portions there.
27:54And them just progressively pissing off the guy that they're trying to capture.
28:00McKenna was absolutely crazy to see.
28:03And then when Briggs put the golf stick underneath these guys' legs.
28:11And Bob is pulling it closer to have the mic thing.
28:16So these guys were hilarious.
28:18Even in the beginning, too.
28:20Also, we got to say, too, about the show.
28:22We enjoyed the one-liners.
28:25We think that both Briggs and Louie, hell of a job, man.
28:29Their chemistry is there.
28:31And it's almost like, you know, when you are trying to impress your teacher,
28:37you've seen kids be called, like, teacher's pet or, you know, for your boss.
28:43Both them trying to impress the boss because they potentially will have a chance for a promotion was cracking me the hell up.
28:52I got to say, Bob's place was an absolute pigsty there.
28:56Hey, you want a sandwich?
28:57Nah, bro, no thank you, man.
28:59Who knows how long that shit's been out there.
29:01But, hey, I've had a couple of friends that, you know, live a life a little bit, you know, messy.
29:08So it was definitely funny to see him with that opening scene there.
29:13And then, yeah, obviously it led to some crazy wackiness with these guys trying to go for the promotion.
29:19That when they went into the office, I was dying with these guys sitting in the chair, you know, together.
29:26It was like musical chairs.
29:28And these guys kissing each other.
29:30You know, not kissing each other.
29:31Excuse me.
29:32Wrong choice.
29:33Kissing the boss's ass a little bit there.
29:35Like, yeah, we know how to play golf.
29:37Man.
29:38Yeah, just thoroughly enjoyed it.
29:40I'm just enjoying it.
29:43These guys getting into some crazy-ass adventures.
29:47Then it got a little bit scary, you know, when these guys got whacked with the ball.
29:52You know, at that end there, these guys tied up.
29:57Oh, my God.
29:58I was feeling for this guy.
29:59But when Bossman had, I guess, what was it, William?
30:04I had a bad feeling about it.
30:06He was like, good work, William.
30:07And I was like, oh, no, don't fucking tell me and shit.
30:10So it might have been a little predictable there.
30:12But I got sad for my boys, man, especially.
30:17I feel bad.
30:18So ladies and gentlemen, hopefully you guys are enjoying it.
30:21I definitely consider this already a really fun, wacky adventure.
30:28Just seeing what these two detectives are going to get into each week is going to be, you know, something to look forward to.
30:33We enjoyed the one-liners.
30:35I think these guys going back and forth trying to impress the boss is definitely going to be interesting to see.
30:41And the boss, you know, when he's, like, shaking his head, like, could you stop screaming, man?
30:47He's both fucking yelling and shit in the mic.
30:50It was hilarious.
30:51So anyways, guys, enjoyed the episode.
30:54I had a blast watching.
30:56I'd say I definitely enjoyed the first two episodes as well.
31:01And I'm just enjoying this episode.
31:04I think it's some good, wacky fun.
31:05Hopefully you guys enjoyed it.
31:07Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe.
31:08Absolutely free to do more adventures coming your way.
31:11Thank you for, you know, just watching.
31:13I appreciate you all.
31:14And shout out to the Patrons as well.
31:15Thank you for your support.
31:16We'll see you on the next one.
31:17Peace out.
31:18Take care.
31:19Enjoy the rest of the week.