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00:00Why you look divine, simply divine. I, world famous make-up artist Lydia Lovely, am a genius.
00:19I can even make a dog look pretty. Huh, bookie pointy pretty, not dressy up.
00:26Hon, I'm going to file this month's property damage insurance claims.
00:30Uh, honey, can you please take out the trash before you leave?
00:34What? I'm not done!
00:36Hey!
00:43Smells like the pickled herring went bad.
00:45Oh, Berkeley, I meant take the trash outside.
00:50Don't worry, I'll get the shovel and the stink no more.
00:53Uh-oh, he's headed for the lawn. I just spread the fertilizer and turned on the sprinklers.
01:03What stinks?
01:05Did Trevor find his chemistry set?
01:08Ah! You ruined my dress!
01:10Yay!
01:12Oh, bookie, dirty, stinky!
01:15I think it's time to try out the new groomer in town.
01:19I hope they haven't heard about Berkeley yet.
01:23I'd ride with the windows down if I were you.
01:26Will you pick up some more herring?
01:31Hello, I'm Buddy Birdwell, and this is Doggy Styles.
01:36Today we're visiting the brand new pedigree Ooh La La Doggy Spa, and its owner, Rudolfo.
01:42Welcome to the Ooh La La Doggy Spa.
01:45I am so pleased that you have chosen to feature me, I mean my clients,
01:51in your series, Why Shouldn't My Pets Live Better Than Me?
01:55Here at Ooh La La, we pride ourselves on our spotless facilities,
01:59tranquil environment, and patient and caring service.
02:04As a matter of fact, we specialize in nervous, high-strung show dogs,
02:08like Ferdinand here.
02:10A former grand champion guard dog, he has boundary issues.
02:16But we treat Ferdinand's idiosyncrasies with complete tolerance.
02:22Spooky, stinky, he needs glubbly-blubbly bath.
02:26Yes, we've heard your spa sets the standard by which...
02:29Ew, what's that horrible smell?
02:33Cat!
02:34As you can see, we are very busy.
02:36I think perhaps you should try the grooming room down the block.
02:41Berkeley can't go there anymore.
02:43Look at more doggies!
02:47Me pleasantville pretty pets!
02:52Get down! Get off! Get down!
02:54Oh! Oh! Smell!
02:56Oh, ze poochy palace!
02:58Not there either.
03:00No, I keep walking no more.
03:02Last time?
03:03Spish! Spash!
03:05Water! Water!
03:06Girl! Girl!
03:08Shhh! Shhh!
03:11Up we go!
03:16Pretty pets go fluff.
03:18Yes, Berkeley can be quite a handful.
03:21He requires a lot of patience.
03:23That's perfect.
03:25He's just the kind of dog you can't attune.
03:27Our story will be the grooming of an incredibly smelly,
03:31high-maintenance mutt into a show dog.
03:33I don't know.
03:35We don't usually take mutts as clients.
03:38Great! We'll pick him up in a couple of hours.
03:43Bucky on television! Yay!
03:45Make sure you get a copy of the videotape.
03:48It makes filing the insurance claim for damages so much easier.
03:54I can't wait to see you work your magic.
03:59Let me show you our state-of-the-art doggy fitness facility.
04:07Rodolfo will be taking us on a tour of his luxurious spa
04:10as we watch a mixed-breed pooch named Berkeley
04:13magically transformed into a shiny show dog.
04:16Since Berkeley has so much energy,
04:18they're starting in the canine cardio room.
04:21Prissy, a prize-winning Pekingese,
04:24is over on the treadmill working off those extra dog biscuits.
04:28Whenever she gets startled, she goes into a chewing frenzy.
04:32So, what's Berkeley's workout?
04:35Berkeley will be using our state-of-the-art automatic doggy discus pitcher.
04:40He simply presses a button with his paw,
04:43and the doggy disc shoots out for him to retrieve.
04:48Away he goes!
04:51Whoa!
05:02That was amazing!
05:04So, all Berkeley has to do is keep pushing that button,
05:08and he can catch as many doggy discs as he wants?
05:11Yes!
05:13You're absolutely right!
05:16You really are good with them.
05:19No wonder your spa is so popular.
05:21It's all about the doggy's happiness!
05:28Because so many of our clients are show dogs,
05:32we provide a relaxation room
05:35where they can escape from the pressures of competition.
05:39In the mud bath, we have Fritz and Frank,
05:42who are recovering from a disappointing showing at the Grand Nationals.
05:48Hmm.
05:53We even have an in-house pet therapist.
05:56Today, she's working with Topsy Turvy,
05:59a former circus star who compulsively performs flips.
06:03Your obsessive flipping stems from your low self-esteem.
06:07You're, like, crying out for the approval you never got as a puppy.
06:11I see our lucky little Berkeley is getting a massage.
06:15Although he doesn't seem to be relaxing.
06:18Perhaps we should try our new aromatherapy treatment.
06:22We have bacon.
06:25It doesn't seem to be working.
06:28Or sizzling steak.
06:32Let's try my secret weapon.
06:35Doggy treats.
06:41Boy, he really likes those doggy treats.
06:44Wait!
06:51I don't have any more.
06:54It's a big bucket, fool, and says hello.
07:00You certainly have a way with your canine clientele.
07:08As you can see, we provide every grooming service in the world.
07:13Every grooming service imaginable.
07:16Brazil is getting some highlights for the summer season.
07:20And Ferdinand is getting a hot oil treatment.
07:24So, what's that big machine over there?
07:27That's our Turbo Automatic Dog Groomer.
07:31It's designed to groom our more reluctant clients.
07:34After all, most dogs would run away if I simply said,
07:38I'm in the bath now.
07:48Okay, you little nut.
07:51You better not move unless I tell you to.
07:54Push me just one more time and I...
08:03Hey, watch where you're grabbing.
08:09Oh, no!
08:22Oh, no!
08:24The machine's hit the toy poodle.
08:28No!
08:37This is all your fault.
08:40You're such a bad dog.
08:42You make me want to work on people.
08:49What did you do to poor Berkeley?
08:52I think he's having some kind of seizure.
08:54Oh, no, there's nothing wrong with him.
08:57He's such a busy little doggy.
08:59He's probably just tired.
09:01There, there.
09:03Good doggy.
09:07I have to say, I've never seen anyone as patient with animals as you are.
09:11I can't wait to get this on the air.
09:14Hi, we're here to pick up Berkeley.
09:17Oh, my.
09:20Oh, Berkeley.
09:23Pretty, pinky, fluffy ball.
09:26Let go of the cotton candy, little Vito.
09:28We're here to get Berkeley.
09:30Wait a sec.
09:31I'm afraid there's water in the tape.
09:33It's ruined.
09:34We're going to have to start all over again from the canine cardio room.
09:39What?
09:40No!