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00:00Hey!
00:00Yoo-hoo!
00:05Oh, you got this for me?
00:07It's such a beautiful flower.
00:09Why didn't you tell me you were handicapped?
00:11Does it matter?
00:12Of course it does.
00:14Look, you haven't posted a single picture on your profile where you're on a wheelchair.
00:18It's only been a year and a half since I've been on a wheelchair.
00:20I don't want to be photographed.
00:22I haven't gotten used to it since the accident.
00:25So how did you think I'd get used to it?
00:28In a matter of seconds? Or just like that?
00:30No, no, no.
00:31I was just afraid that if I'd told you earlier, you wouldn't have come here.
00:35Yes, I wouldn't have come here at all.
00:37It's like I needed a decent girl, and they gave me a defective girl instead.
00:41What?
00:42I'm a human being too.
00:44Just like everyone else.
00:46Yes, you are.
00:47Anyway, thanks for ruining my weekend.
00:50I'm leaving.
00:52Can't you see where you're going?
00:54You're walking like a blind man.
00:55Excuse me, we've got something special for you.
00:57We didn't order anything.
00:58It's okay, I'll get it.
01:00Why don't you get it? We're leaving.
01:02I'm not paying for this party.
01:04Not at all.
01:06Because you're our 10,000th table.
01:12Yay!
01:13Boomshak, boomshak.
01:14We get up, we get up, we get up, we get up.
01:17Your dinner will be on us today, guys.
01:20What? Really?
01:21Yes.
01:22You can order anything you want.
01:24But you can't pack your food and take it home.
01:27Wow, well said.
01:29Okay, then get the menu.
01:31Can we sit at different tables?
01:33Look, the thing is, this offer is only for this table.
01:38But why? Aren't you two together?
01:40Oh, we're definitely together.
01:44And we love each other a lot.
01:46Right, darling?
01:48Get the menu.
01:49Go.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:54Okay.
02:05How do you like this place?
02:07It's nice, isn't it?
02:09The ambience here is like that movie, Ratatouille.
02:13Do you like cartoons?
02:15I like Shrek, especially its second season.
02:18It has my favorite song,
02:20Loving La Vida Loca.
02:27Okay.
02:28It's very difficult to beat you.
02:30Your defense is like Lakers.
02:32Lakers?
02:33Do you watch basketball?
02:35Of course I do.
02:37I like it.
02:38I have a jersey with LeBron's signature on it.
02:42Yes, yes.
02:43Where did he sign for you?
02:45In an emergency room?
02:47This is not a joke.
02:49Ladies and gentlemen.
02:51Now it's time for our weekly competition for couples in love.
02:56Those who want to participate, please raise your hands.
02:59We'll do it. We'll do it.
03:01Oh, our lucky couple.
03:03Table number 13.
03:05Wait, wait. What are you doing?
03:06Why? What happened?
03:07I'm here to have a good time.
03:09Not so that someone tells me my shortcomings.
03:11Oh, you're right.
03:14Please.
03:15Come to the stage.
03:19Come on.
03:29Can you hurry up?
03:30I'm trying. It's a little difficult.
03:33Hurry up. There are a lot of people behind me.
03:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:38The rule is that a man cannot move from his place.
03:42Therefore, couple number 13 is disqualified for the next round.
03:50Very good, handicapped idiot.
03:53Sorry.
03:58Oh, it's okay.
04:00Maybe I was too far away.
04:02Try a little harder next time, okay?
04:06Oh, man, I messed up.
04:09Okay.
04:11Which is the largest ocean in the world?
04:16Yes.
04:17Pacific.
04:18Correct answer.
04:19Next.
04:20Who were the Olympians in ancient Greece?
04:24Yes, tell me.
04:25God.
04:26Correct answer. Very good.
04:27So, how many apples should you eat on an empty stomach?
04:31You first.
04:32Only one.
04:34Great. Correct answer again.
04:37How do you know all this?
04:38I have two degrees in college. I like to study.
04:42My mind is not on the wheelchair.
04:45Which is the largest organ in our body?
04:51Do you know?
04:54Our skin.
04:55Correct answer.
04:57Now it's time for the last question of the day.
05:01Now we are equal in the game.
05:03If you answer this question correctly, we will reach the final.
05:07You are very talented.
05:09Who was the first basketball player to work in the sequel to Space Jam?
05:15You first.
05:17Michael Jordan.
05:18No.
05:19This is not the right answer.
05:20We know.
05:21Now it's our turn.
05:22Let's say it together.
05:231, 2, 3.
05:24LeBron James.
05:25Great.
05:26Correct answer.
05:27Yay.
05:29You played very well.
05:30So, team number 7 and team number 11 are going to the final of the game.
05:37You did a great job.
05:38Aren't you praising me too much?
05:40No.
05:42I was wrong.
05:43You are a good girl.
05:47I will be back.
05:48Don't look for another partner.
05:49Okay?
05:51Okay.
05:57Johnson.
05:59Why are you so sad?
06:00Arthur.
06:01What are you doing here, buddy?
06:02Hey.
06:03How are you?
06:04I am here to pick up Agnes.
06:06She is here with her friend.
06:07She is spending my money.
06:09Great.
06:10How are you here?
06:11I am on a date.
06:12Yes.
06:13With a very nice girl.
06:14Very nice.
06:15Oh, so you are on a date.
06:16Yes.
06:17Tell me one thing.
06:18Have you seen that fool who is with that girl in a wheelchair?
06:23Girl in a wheelchair?
06:24Yes.
06:25Agnes told me that a boy has come here with a girl in a wheelchair.
06:29Can you believe it?
06:31What kind of self-respect does he have that he couldn't find a normal girl for himself?
06:34Yes.
06:35No self-respect.
06:36Yes.
06:37So what is your date?
06:39Can you introduce me to her?
06:42She left.
06:43Oh.
06:44Yes.
06:45We broke up.
06:46So sorry.
06:47So should I introduce you to Agnes's friend?
06:49We are going to the club right now.
06:53I would have liked to go, but no.
06:55Believe me.
06:56She is very beautiful.
06:57You will definitely like her.
06:59Let's go.
07:05Girls.
07:08I want to introduce you to my friend, Ethan.
07:11Shall I tell you?
07:12He is single.
07:13Do I look good?
07:14Yes.
07:15Hi.
07:16Hi.
07:17Ethan.
07:18Are you ignoring me?
07:21Do you know each other from before?
07:23No, no, no.
07:24There is nothing like that.
07:25What happened to you suddenly?
07:26Maybe she is asking for something to eat.
07:28You will wait for me outside.
07:29I will bring her something.
07:30Okay?
07:31No problem.
07:32Come on, girls.
07:34Let's go.
07:41Listen.
07:42I don't want to talk to you anymore.
07:43But why?
07:44What happened?
07:45How much did we enjoy together?
07:46Because I want to live with normal people.
07:48With people like Arthur and Sarah.
07:50I am also normal.
07:51And you know.
07:52You yourself praised me.
07:54And now you are changing your mind
07:56to make others happy.
07:58Now leave all this.
07:59We have to go back to the competition, Ethan.
08:01I am sorry, Ashley.
08:02You will have to go alone.
08:05So, ladies and gentlemen.
08:08Now it's time for our final contest.
08:11Karaoke.
08:12Contestants will have to sing a song.
08:17We thought you will spend the whole evening with her.
08:20What?
08:22No, no, no.
08:23We are waiting outside.
08:25Come soon.
08:27Okay.
08:35Careful.
08:40You look sad.
08:42What's the matter?
08:43My aim never misses.
08:47Like LeBron James.
08:49What?
08:50I don't like boxing.
08:52Actually, I don't like any sport
08:54except for beer pong.
08:56That's a sport, right?
08:59Hey, Siri.
09:00Is beer pong a sport?
09:02You are coming, right?
09:03Yes.
09:09Good luck.
09:33To lose you
09:37I'm only yours
09:39I'll breathe with you
09:43I never let myself
09:47to fool you
09:52You're the only person of a kind
09:58You are the only girl I like
10:06I'm sorry girl, you are the best
10:10I have this feeling in my chest
10:14When I'm with you, I lose control
10:22That you and I share in my soul
10:30That you and I share in my soul
10:44Ashley, I'm so sorry.
10:48I hurt you.
10:50I said a lot of crazy things.
10:53That you are different from others.
10:56But you are really different.
10:58This is true.
10:59You are really different.
11:01You are better than others.
11:02In fact, you are the best.
11:05Those girls may look beautiful from the outside
11:08but they are empty inside.
11:11But you are not.
11:14You are very beautiful.
11:17And if I don't meet you again
11:20I won't be able to forgive myself.
11:22Please, give me one more chance.
11:35Look, when life gives you a second chance
11:38you should take it.
11:42So, I think we know who the winner is.
11:45Couple 13, you are getting our grand prize.
11:48And that is one more free dinner.
11:52Yes.