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The King Of Queens

The King of Queens is an American television sitcom that ran on CBS from September 21, 1998, to May 14, 2007, a total of nine seasons and 207 episodes. The series was created by Michael J. Weithorn and David Litt, who also served as the show's executive producer, and stars Kevin James and Leah Remini as Doug and Carrie Heffernan, a working-class couple living in Rego Park, Queens. All the episodes were filmed in front of a live studio audience.[1][2]  The King of Queens was produced by Hanley Productions and CBS Productions (1998–2007), CBS Paramount Network Television (2007), in association with Columbia TriStar Television (1998–2002), and Sony Pictures Television (2002–07). It was filmed at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California. The ninth and final season concluded with a double-length finale episode in 2007. James and Remini reunited in the 2016 television sitcom Kevin Can Wait,[3] which ended on May 7, 2018.[4]  TAGS : #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfullepisodes #thekingofqueensthemesong #thekingofqueensending #thekingofqueenspizza #thekingofqueensbloopers #thekingofqueenspizzascene #thekingofqueensarthur #thekingofqueenscredits #thekingofqueensdominos #thekingofqueensdougandcarriebreakup #thekingofqueensfunniestmoments #thekingofqueenscarrie #thekingofqueensendcredits  the king of queens, the king of queens full episodes, the king of queens theme song, the king of queens ending, the king of queens pizza, the king of queens bloopers, the king of queens pizza scene, the king of queens arthur, the king of queens credits, the king of queens dominos, the king of queens doug and carrie break up, the king of queens funniest moments, the king of queens carrie, the king of queens end credits

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00:00Douglas, I'm starting to get worried about this deodorant business.

00:07I haven't gotten my new stick of McGregor in the mail. You sent my old one back, right?

00:12Uh-huh.

00:14Well, then they're obviously trying some monkey business. Better give me the tracking number.

00:18Uh-huh.

00:19You know, for the package, so I can, uh, follow up.

00:22Oh, it's, uh...

00:242-4-6-8...

00:2810.

00:31That it?

00:33And, uh, Douglas, don't lose any sleep about this. I'm on the case.

00:38What's going on, Dad?

00:39Oh, it's a whole crazy thing Doug and I wrapped up in. He'll get you after speed.

00:45This whole Richie thing is killing me.

00:47Oh, I know, honey. It's rough on you guys to actually know real things about each other.

00:53It is. What do you think I should do? Should I tell him?

00:56Well, he is your friend, and his wife is making a jerk out of him.

01:00I don't know what I should tell him. It's just so personal, you know?

01:02Up until now, our relationship has been so simple.

01:04You know, we watch the games, we drink beers, we eat chips, we never share a deep feeling or thought.

01:10I don't want to lose that.

01:12I know, sweetie.

01:18She's really fooling around on him? Can you believe it?

01:20Hell, I believe it. I mean, come on, let's face it.

01:23I mean, come on, let's face it.

01:24Marie is the type that needs a lot of attention, and validation, and sex.

01:30Maybe that's my niche with women.

01:32Being the other man.

01:33The mysterious stranger who slips in for a few stolen moments of illicit pleasure, and then vanishes into the night.

01:40No, I see him more as the guy on the hedges with binoculars.

01:44I mean, words hurt.

01:46Look, whatever we do, Richie's going to be here like any minute, so we've got to figure out how we're going to tell him.

01:50Ixnay, here he comes.

01:53Hey, ladies, what's happening?

01:59Why you don't say hello?

02:00Hey, Richie!

02:01How's it going, buddy?

02:02Hey, Richie!

02:03What's with you guys?

02:04We're just, you know, fooling around.

02:05Fooling around!

02:09So, Moose, what's your answer on Atlantic City? Was Carrie able to get out of jury duty?

02:13I don't know. That judge won't call us back.

02:16We've got to make this happen, Moose. You know, Marie, she's friendly with all the pit bosses.

02:20She gets comped everywhere.

02:24Anyway, you know what I was thinking?

02:25I mean, the four of us, we hang out so much, but we never really talk, you know, about real stuff.

02:30You want to talk about real stuff?

02:33Sure, I'll give it a shot.

02:34Okay, let's do it.

02:36Here's something.

02:37You ever think about relatives who've died and wonder what they look like right now?

02:43Okay, not that real, all right?

02:44You know, I was thinking more like, I don't know, let's see.

02:48Looks like marriage, you know?

02:50Ooh, good one.

02:52Yeah, a lot of good stuff in marriage, huh?

02:54A lot of bad stuff, too, though.

02:56Yeah.

02:57Hey, how about that bad stuff, huh?

03:00Um...

03:02Penny holes in the shower rug?

03:03I hate that! I hate it!

03:05Well, how about when she uses your razor on her legs, you know?

03:09What about this toilet seat business?

03:11Oh, now, what do they want, right?

03:13Oh, yes, it's crazy, it's crazy, you know?

03:16Hey, how about when they have sex with, like, another guy, huh?

03:20Man, that's rough.

03:24What do you say, Moose?

03:28Are you saying that Carrie's cheating on you?

03:31Yes, I am.

03:33Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

03:35I never would have thought that Carrie would do that.

03:37Yeah, you know, I was upset, too, until I found out how common it is.

03:41It's so common.

03:43You think?

03:44Yeah, I mean, you gotta just, you know, brush it all off.

03:47Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, get back on your horse.

03:49Jeez, I gotta say, you guys handle this a lot better than I would.

03:52If it were me, I'd probably drive my car into a tree,

03:56because I'd feel like my life was over.

04:17Oh, man.

Doug's Got A Secret - The King of Queens #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfull

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