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00:00Hey, who's the driver?
00:02Which driver?
00:03There are many types of drivers.
00:05Engine driver, taxi driver, screw driver.
00:07Who's the driver of this car?
00:09It's me.
00:10You've parked the car in the no parking zone.
00:12It's only written no parking there.
00:14Dr. Vashikaran's car doesn't have no parking.
00:16Are you trying to be smart?
00:17No, I'm answering.
00:19Oh-ho!
00:20Show me your driving license.
00:21I don't have a driving license.
00:22How did you drive without a license?
00:24I've programmed a driving module.
00:26Okay, don't try to be smart.
00:27Let's go to the station.
00:28Which station?
00:29Which station?
00:30Space station, play station.
00:31Are you trying to be smart?
00:32What's your name?
00:33Chitti.
00:34What's your address?
00:35Listen to the IP address.
00:36108.11.0.1
00:37You answer all the questions I ask you.
00:40What's your father's name?
00:41I don't have a father.
00:42Mother?
00:43I don't have a mother.
00:44Are you an orphan?
00:45I'm not an orphan.
00:46Then how were you born?
00:47I wasn't born.
00:48I was made.
00:49You were made?
00:50Is your body loose?
00:52No.
00:53Everything is tight.
00:54Do you have brains?
00:55No, I don't.
00:56All the bolts came out.
00:58Stop it.
00:59Stop what?
01:00Tell me clearly.
01:01You...
01:06Nonsense.
01:07Parking offence.
01:09You don't have a driving license.
01:11You talk too much.
01:13If you go to court, you'll get a fine of Rs. 1000.
01:17Will you go to court or look here?
01:19I'll look here.
01:20That's more like it.
01:21Look.
01:22Look.
01:26I saw it.
01:28Are you an idiot?
01:29See what happens.
01:30Don't you know?
01:32Give me a cut.
01:33Where?
01:36Give me your hand.
01:44He cut me.
01:45He cut me.
01:46Police.
01:47Chitti, what happened?
01:48He asked for a cut.
01:49He cut me.
01:50My God.
01:51He's bleeding.
01:52Who is he?
01:53Just like you.
01:54Sit in the car.
01:55Take out the car.
01:56Where are you going?
01:57Stop.
01:58Stop.
01:59Is he your brother?
02:00Are you twins?
02:01No.
02:02If I get caught, I'll be in trouble.
02:03Drive fast.
02:04Is he your friend?
02:05No.
02:06Is he a driver?
02:07Doesn't he look like one?
02:08Wait.
02:09I'll tell you everything.
02:10Is he following us?
02:11Look and drive.
02:18Look ahead.
02:19Why do you turn your head?
02:21You told me to look back and drive.
02:23Can't I look in the mirror?
02:24Can't you tell me first?
02:27Let's go.
02:28After publishing hundreds of journal articles,
02:30he did a PhD in Carnegie Mellon on artificial intelligence
02:33and post-doctoral in robotics at Stanford.
02:36I have great pleasure in introducing Dr. Vasingran
02:39to share with his office audience his experience with andro-humanoid robots.
02:50I would like to call my friend, my brother, my son Chitti Babu
02:54to come on the stage.
03:00Hi.
03:01Good morning, everybody.
03:03He is none other than my creation, Chitti, the robot.
03:06Speed 1 terahertz.
03:07Memory 1 zettabyte.
03:15Gentlemen, he alone is equal to 100.
03:17The intelligence and talent of 100 people is programmed in him.
03:20He knows all the arts.
03:22He knows all the languages of the world.
03:24He can dance.
03:26He can fight.
03:28And he is a sportsman.
03:30He is fire-resistant, water-resistant, inbuilt vehicle.
03:34His eyes not only see, but also show.
03:47We can talk to him virtually.
03:49With such robots, we can increase the security and development of our country 100 times.
03:54Now you can ask Chitti anything you want.
03:56A simple question.
03:5824157817 is the Fibonacci number?
04:02Yes.
04:03This is the 22nd Fibonacci number.
04:05By the way, this is the number of Mr. P. Subramaniam's house in Pondicherry.
04:10In your opinion, which is the biggest prime number?
04:18M44.
04:23Good. Amazing.
04:25It's great.
04:47Any more questions?
05:18Wow, Vasi.
05:20He is superb.
05:22What a lovely creation.
05:25You are really great.
05:27Hey, Chitti.
05:28Do you know how to paint?
05:29Yes.
05:30Can you paint me?
05:31Sure.
05:32Smile, please.
05:47Wow.
05:48Wow.
05:49He is such a darling.
05:51Can I take a photo?
05:52Sure.
05:55Yes, yes, yes.
05:59Yeah, move.
06:00Yeah, move.
06:01Yeah, move.
06:02Hi.
06:03I am co-scientist.
06:04I have fixed all the motors of Chitti.
06:07I am Deputy Scientist Ravi.
06:09Deputy Scientist?
06:10Yes.
06:11I have dressed him.
06:13Can I have a date with you?
06:15Dating?
06:16Why are you all falling for him?
06:18He must be powerful.
06:20But we have something special that he doesn't have.
06:23No, no, no.
06:25Doctor.
06:26Why don't I have what he has?
06:30Robo is called Chitti Babu.
06:32Hey, fools.
06:33Don't you know what to say to him?
06:34Actually, we have feelings.
06:36He doesn't have that.
06:37Don't change the topic, cheap fellows.
06:39One month salary cut.
06:40What?
06:45Hello, Professor.
06:46Brilliant job, Doctor.
06:48Chitti, meet Professor Pona.
06:49You told me.
06:50Chief of A.I.R.D.
06:51Your guru.
06:52His photo is in our lab.
06:54Interesting.
06:56Chitti.
06:59What processor are you using?
07:01Pentium Ultracore Millenia V2.
07:03And your motors?
07:05FHP450S motors.
07:07From Hirata, Japan.
07:08With harmonic reduction gear unit.
07:11Can you tell me about your neural scheme?
07:14I can't.
07:15Why?
07:16It's highly confidential.
07:17I'm Vasi Karan's professor.
07:20Can you tell me?
07:21Without hesitation.
07:22I'll have to check.
07:23No.
07:24Chitti.
07:25He's asking about my neural scheme.
07:26Should I tell him?
07:28You see, Professor.
07:30You're asking know-how.
07:31I'm hesitating to tell you until I get the patent.
07:35It can be easily misused.
07:38Of course, I understand.
07:40I casually asked to find out what Chitti knows about himself.
07:44I hope you don't mind.
07:45Not at all.
07:46I'll bring it to you after the complete study.
07:49For A.I.R.D. evaluation.
07:50All the best.
07:52I'll see you there, my boy.
08:02Vasi.
08:03Vasi.
08:04I liked Chitti a lot.
08:05Should I take him home for a couple of days?
08:08Hey.
08:09He's not a pomeranian or a teddy bear to play with.
08:11No, Vasi.
08:12You have final exams, right?
08:14I was upset with you.
08:15That's why I didn't study.
08:17Chitti will be of some help.
08:19Please.
08:20Please.
08:21Please.
08:22Okay, take him.
08:23Both of you go with him.
08:24Okay, doctor.
08:25Homie.
08:26Gents are not allowed.
08:27Who said we're gents?
08:28Hey.
08:29Call me if you need anything.
08:30Okay.
08:31Thanks.
08:33Okay.
08:44Activate command mode and stand up.
08:47Command mode activated.
08:51Walk.
08:59Shit.
09:00I can't.
09:01Shit.
09:04Okay.
09:05Pick up the gun.
09:10It's not a gun.
09:11It's a gun.
09:12Gun.
09:15Shoot.
09:21Hey.
09:22Hey.
09:25I've programmed 800,000 lines of code in you.
09:28You pick up a gun when I tell you to pick up a gun.
09:31You'll strangle me if I tell you to strangle you.
09:40Vasi Karan.
09:41My student.
09:42He's amazing.
09:44His robot got a standing ovation at the conference.
09:49And this trash can is still here.
09:53Strangle him.
09:54Strangle him.
09:55Leave me.
09:56Task incomplete.
09:58Strangle him.
09:59Strangle him.
10:00Strangle him.
10:01Strangle him.
10:02Strangle him.
10:03Strangle him.
10:04Strangle him.
10:14Shit.
10:26Alright, Vasi Karan.