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00:00BADAR SINGH
00:08Sir, we have found all the prisoners in the jail.
00:11Where are the general and the detective?
00:13Tulsidas, your tricks always work.
00:17Anyway, tell me.
00:19Did you find out where Patandra hid the gold?
00:22No.
00:23Then find out.
00:24Yes, sir.
00:26Badar Singh.
00:27Yes, sir.
00:28Let's go and explain to the prisoners.
00:30The general and the detective are in the jail.
00:32That's why they are busy with the investigation.
00:34Okay, sir.
00:35Jai Jai Jai, sir.
00:36Actually, we don't have a brain like yours.
00:38But if you don't mind, can I say something?
00:41Go ahead.
00:42The problem is that both the prisoners should be present at the Basakhi function.
00:47Will they be there?
00:48How's that?
00:49Let's postpone the Basakhi function for a couple of days.
00:53Now you're even worse than Nanak Shahi.
00:56Mr. Brain, the Basakhi function is on the 13th of April.
00:59This is not the first night.
01:01If it's the first night, we'll keep it on the 9th.
01:04Sir, I already told you that you don't have a brain like ours.
01:07Then don't mess with us.
01:09Let's go.
01:10Sir.
01:13Hello, sir.
01:14Sir, sir, sir, sir.
01:15Don't you recognize me?
01:16I don't know you.
01:20Sir, please move a little.
01:21Do I have to sit on the toilet to move?
01:23Have a seat.
01:24Not yet, sir.
01:25You'll have to use your brain first.
01:27Which group did you belong to before?
01:29No, sir, I'm not from here.
01:31I'm from abroad.
01:32I'm Peem, sir.
01:33Peem?
01:34Badal Singh?
01:35Yes, sir.
01:36How did you get into this world?
01:38Sir, you don't recognize me.
01:40I'm the brother-in-law of the prisoner you're releasing, Trasim Lal.
01:45I want to congratulate him.
01:47Can I shake his hand?
01:49Of course, you can.
01:51He's coming with us.
01:52He's coming with us?
01:53Sir, are you releasing the brother-in-law or hanging him?
01:56No, I mean, he's coming to his own home.
02:00Because he's going to rot in jail today.
02:02That's good, sir.
02:03Just shake his hand for two minutes, please.
02:06For God's sake, shake his hand in the evening.
02:08He'll come home at night.
02:09Then he'll sit in front of you.
02:10We'll be able to handle him.
02:12No, sir.
02:13I'm happy that you're releasing him.
02:15But I'm so happy that I want to give him a sweet treat.
02:19But we won't be able to handle four boxes of sweets.
02:23Sir, you can keep it.
02:24Let it be one box.
02:25He has his own favorite place.
02:28Favorite place?
02:29Yes, I know all his favorite places.
02:31When I met him, he used to tell me,
02:33Peem, when I'm released, we'll go there and eat samosas.
02:36We'll eat jalebis.
02:38Peem, we'll go for a ride together.
02:40I know all his favorite places.
02:42Bahadur Singh.
02:43Yes, sir.
02:44Peem knows all his favorite places.
02:47What did you say?
02:48Favorite place.
02:50What did you say, sir?
02:51Favorite place.
02:54I mean...
02:55I mean...
02:56I mean...
02:58I mean, sir...
03:01Brother-in-law ran away.
03:03What are you saying, Peem, sir?
03:05Only daughters run away.
03:08Brother-in-law ran away.
03:10No, sir.
03:11My sister ran away once.
03:13Son,
03:14have you gone back to the cross country?
03:17Yes, Bahadur.
03:18Once I went to the Lord,
03:20I never came back.
03:23That means you don't have a sister.
03:25No, sir.
03:26If you don't have a sister,
03:28then why did your brother-in-law run away
03:30and go to meet his mother?
03:34Dangar, why are you crying?
03:36Oh, you're crying.
03:39For God's sake, go and explain to your brother-in-law
03:42that he has left his worldly life behind
03:44and has gone back to the jail.
03:45He has lost his job.
03:46Your brother-in-law is a government official here.
03:48He will become someone else in five years.
03:50No, sir.
03:51No, sir. Please save my brother-in-law.
03:53Please save my brother-in-law, sir.
03:55Son,
03:56look, son, don't cry.
03:58In such a situation,
04:00even we can't help but cry.
04:02But we can't help but cry.
04:05Control, Bahadur Singh. Control.
04:07Sorry, sir.
04:09Peem Singh.
04:11You were telling me that you know about your brother-in-law's
04:13all the dangerous places
04:15where he often goes.
04:17Yes.
04:18That's it.
04:19Then you go to those places.
04:22But our Macmay's most capable officer will go with you.
04:25Sir, if you ever find such a place,
04:27bring me on duty too.
04:28You fool, I'm talking about you.
04:31Thank you. Thank you, sir.
04:33Now you both have only four hours.
04:35To save your brother-in-law
04:37and to save your job.
04:38Sir.
04:41Where have you brought me?
04:43This is the village headman's den.
04:45Brother-in-law stays here all day.
04:47Besides,
04:48how can there be a safer place than a local den?
04:51Sister,
04:52why did the police come here?
04:54Meena gave it to them.
04:56Then the expenses must be high.
04:58Let's see.
05:03Yes, sir.
05:04Call your father.
05:05A lot of fathers come here.
05:07Which father are you?
05:09Which father do you want to meet?
05:11What animal's name did you bring?
05:14Village headman's father.
05:15Yes.
05:17Call the village headman's father.
05:20Village headman's father,
05:21our peacock's balance was so high
05:24that we had to give it to him and get rid of it.
05:27You tell me,
05:28how can I help you?
05:30How can I help you, sister?
05:32My house is already on loan.
05:34Brother-in-law.
05:38Look at this.
05:39Your village headman is roaming around.
05:42Get your brother-in-law a peacock like this.
05:45He's not my brother-in-law.
05:47He looks like a peacock.
05:48Shut up.
05:50Now get my peacock.
05:51I got it.
05:52Come.
05:55Hello.
05:56Brother-in-law speaking.
05:57Hello, jailor.
05:58This is the general speaking.
06:00I caught Tarseem Lal.
06:02Caught him?
06:03Yes.
06:04I knew you'd save me.
06:05I am proud of you.
06:07We're almost there.
06:08Open the gate.
06:10Are you a jailor or a minister
06:11that you want to lock the main gate?
06:13There are cameras all around the gate.
06:16They can count how many people are inside.
06:19If someone finds out where we went yesterday,
06:21what will I tell them?
06:22That we went to get medicine for Dengue?
06:23Then how will we get inside?
06:25The tunnel we got lost in,
06:27we'll die on that road.
06:29That's true.
06:30Then we'll die on that tunnel.
06:34Yes, tell me.
06:35Sir, we found a place for the tunnel.
06:37Good.
06:38Sir, it's a matter of great joy
06:40that we buried the tunnel permanently
06:42so that no one else can enter.
06:44Tulsidas.
06:46Tulsidas.
06:47What can I do for you now?
06:49There's only one thing left for you to do.
06:51What do you mean?
06:52I mean, all the prisoners who have been hanged in jail,
06:56we should atone for all their sins.
06:58Then we'll get out of this mess.
07:00What mess are you talking about?
07:01What mess are you talking about?
07:02The one who locked up his own mother,
07:04your two fathers were supposed to come that night.
07:06That's what I did, sir.
07:08I brought five to seven workers
07:09and now I'm going to bury the tunnel again.
07:11Oh, my God.
07:13What will my mother's face look like
07:15if she sees me sitting up there?
07:16For 21 years, I've been begging this gentleman
07:19who got himself hanged in jail
07:21instead of going to jail.
07:22Sir.
07:23Then your idea of a funeral is absolutely right.
07:25This is not my funeral.
07:26It's the prisoners' funeral.
07:27Sir, there's only one thing left for you to do.
07:30There's only one thing left for you to do.
07:32There's only one thing left for you to do.
07:34You idiots.
07:35There was only one way to get them out of jail.
07:37That's what you did.
07:38Now the prisoners are going to be hanged in jail.
07:41I've heard a lot about this scheme.
07:42First the prisoners are going to be hanged in jail.
07:44Now the prisoners are going to be hanged in jail.
07:46So, friends, you agree?
07:47My tunnel is working again, right?
07:49Think about it.
07:50If I don't dig the tunnel, how do I get in again?
07:53You're the one who did all this.
07:55If you didn't dig the tunnel,
07:57you wouldn't be wearing these clothes.
08:00No, thank you.
08:02I'm not going to be nice to anyone from now on.
08:04Let's go.
08:06Listen to me, friend.
08:07I've donated blood to a sick person.
08:09What's the point of coming here?
08:11It takes months to get here.
08:13Ever since Tarsimlal has taken your blood,
08:15I get malaria every month.
08:16And I've given you a mosquito bite in your blood.
08:20Listen to me.
08:22If I'm going to my mother's, I'll go naked.
08:24But if someone's going to be hanged,
08:26I'll give him water.
08:28I'll even give water to a mosquito.
08:29It's okay.
08:30It's a mosquito.
08:31You're going to your mother's, right?
08:32Ask that guy to come to the gutter
08:34and say, Jai Mata Di Pishan Pani.
08:35Forget the guy.
08:36The mosquito doesn't recognize him.
08:37Say, Jai Mata Di.
08:40Say it.
08:48Have you seen him?
08:49I'm looking for him too.
08:51He's my brother.
08:52Where have you seen him?
08:55Tell me, where have you seen him?
08:58I don't know.
09:03I've seen him in the movie Sholay.
09:05There's no Hemamal in the movie Sholay.
09:07We're here to increase his general knowledge.
09:09He's my brother.
09:11Don't dance in front of these dogs, Poli.
09:14Why didn't you tell me earlier?
09:18How old are your parents?
09:2050 years.
09:21Why?
09:22Nothing's broken yet.
09:23They're still young.
09:24Just hold on to them.
09:25There are a lot of people in this country
09:26who can sing and dance.
09:28But no one gives their sister a chance.
09:31Flowers, stars, everything says
09:33that my sister is one in a thousand.
09:36Hello.
09:37Son, have you seen all her friends?
09:39She has one or two friends.
09:40Look, son.
09:42If you don't find her there,
09:43then assume that she's gone to jail to meet you.
09:45I'll call you.
09:46Reach there straight away.
09:47Okay, mom.
09:49Girl, I think he's crazy.
09:51He's a good-for-nothing.
09:53Here, brother.
09:54What can we do?
09:55We were already suspicious
09:56that he was going to kill us all.
09:58Let's go now.
09:59Hey!
10:01It's time for you to find your mother, right?
10:03I'll find your mother.
10:04If I come here,
10:06I'll kill everyone in this house.
10:08Get lost.
10:10Hey!
10:11Where are you going?
10:13You're looking for your sister,
10:14and your brother-in-law is looking for you.
10:18He got away.
10:19We're trapped.
10:22We can't stay with Aman.
10:23Where will I go now?
10:26There's a place
10:28where no one can find you.
10:39Billa.
10:40Get me a bottle of booze.
10:42Don't forget to put it in the car.
10:44Okay.
10:45Go.
10:47Hello, uncle.
10:48Hello, General.
10:49You?
10:50You?
10:52Where are you getting ready?
10:53My uncle is getting married today.
10:56Really?
10:57Will you call Baljeet?
10:58Yes, of course.