Banished from time, space, reality, Earth and the Internet, Classic Game Room resumes its never-ending mission to review | dG1fSExETXptVkRyaFE
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00:00Do you like classic game room, need more classic game room?
00:15Yay!
00:21A collection of all new game shoes.
00:24Hey, don't go soft now.
00:26Yay!
00:31You think making the show is easy?
00:33You try dropping silly one-liners while killing a bunch of...
00:44She's a MILF, a mom I'd like to play Truxton with.
00:49I've been doing this psych gag for years and I've never seen a game system put up a fight until now.
00:55Too legit to stop playing Sega Dreamcast.
00:58I just thought of that.
00:59By the power of Dreamcast!
01:03Get some...
01:05That's what she said.
01:15You see, that's why you need short shorts.
01:17Pants will burn.
01:18Short shorts are already hot.
01:21Baby, I'm the administrator of this Atari.
01:24It's not my fault.
01:25It's not my fault.
01:27Die, clown!
01:29I hate clowns.
01:30But I love the Bally Astrocade controller.
01:33This is like the Swiss Army Knife of video game controllers.
01:37Antithesis Capitalism into Uranism.
01:4016-bit blast processing in your face!
01:45Tetsuo's got insane multiball!
01:47And then your characters level up, make friends, and trade magic sparkle brooches.
01:52Yay!
01:53It's good to see this show's lack of professionalism has remained consistent for 20 years.
02:00We should take this moment to remember and feel bad for the poor children whose parents
02:04purchased them Nintendos instead of an Astrocade.
02:09What a waste.
02:15I want to tap the test while your Nintendo launches.